Akaash Singh DESTROYS Heckler | Stand Up Comedy

[@C33dis]

Comedian: “my job is to be funny, not cater to your stupid sensitivities” That resonates throughout the next decade so well

[@doccholo905]

I never understood why folks don't understand that and still show up to comedy shows. Especially to the comedians who make a living saying very non-PC shit lol

[@daniellenicole6391]

Yes every comedian ever

[@sandradavid4026]

Yes, it certainly does!

[@SuperHappyhal]

and he does his job well

[@MsDudette21]

wtf did she even say to get this all started

[@lordbyakko]

And the moral is: Never ever try to heckle a comedian. It only gives them more ammo.

[@amanankele8990]

She did not heckle him. He came at her for not laughing and clapping at his jokes. Did you watch the start of the video?

[@diogoferreiaoliveira4173]

@@amanankele8990 yeah i have no idea about what happened before the video but if this was all he just made her unconfterbal and then humiliated her for no reason..

[@maplesyrupphilosopher6886]

Her salt only makes him stronger..

[@Artistofprocedure]

@@amanankele8990 its obviously you in this vid plz just take the L

[@amanankele8990]

@@Artistofprocedure I know you aren't used to seeing a Black woman being defended so vigorously by anyone. We are often the butt of everyone's jokes, the bottom of the barrel right? A man attacks a woman for not laughing at his jokes, goes all racist on her, Black women and HBCU, yet you are defending his despicable racism and bullying. Have a good day sir

[@primabellas6856]

“I’m Hindu so I get another life” - That cracked me up.

[@nirajsingh8830]

We hindu believe in rebirth

[@nirajsingh8830]

@@TheThugNasty , Its Ur perception, can't expect good fr a thug

[@amazingamazigh6847]

@@TheThugNasty just like yours means nothing to the rest of the world.

[@nirajsingh8830]

@@TheThugNasty , USA politics matter, not public opinion, know the difference first, its government that matter, not any individual,

[@BenDover-qx5tu]

@@TheThugNasty reserve that for Asia ns

[@danaeads919]

She fails to understand that no matter how hateful she is being, Akaash is still going home laughing with her money in his pocket.

[@frank-ko6de]

what did she say that was hateful?

[@danaeads919]

@@frank-ko6de Did you watch the video? It begins after Akaash said something as part of his routine, she got offended and made a remark. It starts as Akaash refuses to apologize for his joke and she refuses to shut up about how offended she is. Even in this nearly five minute video, it is apparent that footage has been edited out. Think about that. She is complaining for well over five minutes, she is getting roasted by Akaash, the audience is completely against her...yet she never shuts up about how offended she is, nor does she simply get up and walk out of the venue. Is she directly insulting Akaash? No, but she is interfering with, impeding, interrupting, delaying his performance all because she needs to be right, she needs to be comforted and apologized to. As Akaash continually points out...he doesn't owe her a damn thing. He's not going to apologize to her, ever, and while she has hurt feelings, he has her money.

[@frank-ko6de]

@@danaeads919 Again, what does this have to do with hate? Why do you simple nonsense always insist on injecting your nonsense narratives? My word.

[@danaeads919]

@@frank-ko6de Just admit you are an idiot. She certainly isn't being helpful and is intentionally trying to disrupt his performance because she's bent. Go have the day you deserve.

[@lordwombat368]

@@danaeads919 he cant begin to comprehend that disrupting someone while theyre performing is insanely hateful

[@KingTen91]

"I grew up in Texas after 9/11 I promise, I took it just like you" All the languages of the world and you decided to speak facts

[@KingTen91]

@Willie Brazell not sure how you got that. He was talking to one person directly. He likely has experienced just as much racism if not more than she has. He's not saying he's experienced the same abuse that all black people that have ever lived in America have experienced, he would obviously be incorrect since he's likely never been shackled and whipped against his will. That being said, she likely hasn't either.

[@andrewisrunningwhilevibin4583]

@Willie Brazell she’s never gone through slavery my guy I don’t get why most modern day BLM members feel that they have. I understand being angry for your ancestors but you can’t pull the slavery card on a generation of white people that slavery had nothing to do with.

[@jahrocky1860]

@@andrewisrunningwhilevibin4583 Are you black? Then of course you wouldn't get it. Btw I didn't agree with her

[@fourth-dimensionalbeing9737]

@@jahrocky1860 don't get what? The victimhood mentality?

[@woodson21]

@@jahrocky1860 You’re part of the problem.

[@MartialMind]

Its insane that she was THAT comfortable being annoying in public. Imagine what she does in private.

[@shadowling77777]

Ikr

[@BATTLETEETH]

I feel bad for her partner if she has one

[@t-bagbagwell1327]

She runs after cats all day long.

[@finished6267]

She's a "strong black woman". You can't tell her nothing.

[@aracksmoker]

She prob thinks she’s funny around her friends but they also embarrassed

[@dominicbuck3744]

“I’m Hindu, I get another life.” “That’s the worst self awareness” “that’s why you’re in the audience, no one cares about your opinion” “I grew up in Texas after 9/11” GOLD

[@B-RaDD]

You're the reason black men date white women

[@B-RaDD]

@Lovely_Day woah woah woah....geez

[@johnbravo1034]

That Hindu comment was awesome.😆

[@mr.chimichanga6947]

Lovely_Day you must’ve been that woman in the audience

[@starlord3212]

@@goldiscloset she was wrong here. No need to take her side.

[@scaryjoker]

"im not white i dont owe you anythin" what a killer line

[@moresnare]

Yeah, but white folks don't owe black folks anything either. : )

[@fantasticmrmonk]

Which is weird considering Indians (as in people from India) are technically Caucasian.

[@headienutburn]

​@@fantasticmrmonk Are you retarded...?

[@headienutburn]

A 'killer line'...? LoL. Hate yourself much? I don't owe blacks a single thing. Loser. 🖕🏻😂

[@Petey17564]

I am white and don’t owe her shit either. There are more slaves in fucking Africa today then there ever was in US! White people where also the first in the world to condemn and stop Slavery. Maybe Africans should not have sailed them out to sea to trade to the European’s let’s not forget the millions of white people captured by Muslims a long time ago.

[@JusticeForSome]

I hate it when people go to a COMEDY club to start something. People went there to have a good time.

[@maxwellmarsden7273]

MOST of them did, her not so much!!!

[@scootover7]

I would start my act if I were to do comedy by saying if you are overly sensitive or easily offended I suggest that you leave or go hide out in the bathroom.

[@MeoWooff_01]

@Rob Melrose nah, this is more fun.

[@LSPig]

Why the fuck do snowflakes even go to comedy shows? They're literally setting themselves up

[@vee1267]

Sometimes I wonder if a few of the idiots that try to start something, were actually planted there for the sake of a joke. After all, hecklers getting roasted is never NOT funny 😂

[@mperformance3502]

The black card won’t work on other minorities 🤣

[@elliejayjayusa]

You are correct, I abhor the civil rights movement as it only ensured a permanent bottom class, correct? Last time a police shot an unarmed Indian person............?

[@umaryes4473]

@@elliejayjayusa you just don't feel threatened by an Indian man bruh. Like Indians are usually one of the nicest peoples ever, esp sikhs

[@Blighted_Ashes]

@@umaryes4473 yea what are they gonna do poop on your overcrowded bus?

[@umaryes4473]

@@Blighted_Ashes my overcrowded bus?

[@Blighted_Ashes]

@@umaryes4473 could be yours could be someone else's could be ours *Russian theme plays*

[@stevecaldwell8740]

“I’m not white; I don’t owe you anything.”

[@WHADDDD]

I’m white and I don’t owe her shit 😂😂

[@harrisonwells9139]

@@WHADDDD he’s tryna say that Indians were also oppressed, so she can’t use the race card against us.

[@Catullus_J_5]

@@harrisonwells9139 True, true Little did you suspect, you activated my trap card! I'm Welsh AND Irish!

[@harrisonwells9139]

@@Catullus_J_5 ok, but that doesn’t compare to the 1000 years of Islamic and European slavery in India.

[@Catullus_J_5]

@@harrisonwells9139 Yeah, I agree. You are absolutely right, I was just attempting to make light of the situation

[@OlekDeejay]

Legend has it, she's still talking back... To herself

[@JB-nz1qn]

😂

[@nathankirschbaum6850]

Probably spent the whole car ride home complaining like he could still hear her like "Yeah, if I'd said that, it would have shown him!"

[@tgkk1174]

😂😂😂

[@gatexor]

This exchange reminds me of that saying: "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pidgeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway."

[@Smooth258]

This exchange reminds me of Kramer. He went full racist just to attack one woman in one group

[@adamm.6595]

Stealing this. Thanks.

[@deefunkstrong7818]

That’s some smooth shit bruh!! 💪🏾

[@Iron-Bridge]

@@Smooth258 Attack? Nah, snowflake. Don't know about the Kramer reference. But in this case, she's out there grabbing unnecessary attention. She's only brave because she's in the audience. Can see why you identify with her 😄. Entitled.

[@MazdaRX7007]

Nah, pigeons are too smart for that lmao.

[@billthecat666]

"I grew up in Texas after 9/11. I handled it." That's great.

[@jsvkia1]

Texas? That's childs play, he should have grew up in the deep south lol.

[@jsvkia1]

Apparently you aren't, Texas is considered to be a part of the southwest, grew up here. The deep south us considered to be Arkansas all the way too North Carolina...

[@jsvkia1]

to*

[@mygaffer]

You edit your posts.

[@Fidellio13]

It is. It's all mostly in reference to the original colonies, or at least the original eastern states. Texas was definitely a part of the western frontier for a long time, Thus the south-west.

[@alotson]

it's was so funny when he said "I'm Hindu I get another life you don't"

[@dm3402]

" Aint that right morroco? Thats wassup! *high five* " lmao gorgeous and the "They hate you! They LOVE me!!"

[@chthulu27]

Pure rofls. That's why I listen to this guy. He takes no shit.

[@wxb200]

"Living in Texas after 9/11" was funny AF too...

[@l.austin2371]

@@wxb200 911 happened in new york what the fuck texas got to do with it

[@WhiskeyBobb]

@@l.austin2371 How dense are you?

[@sammy080798]

The comment, "Youre the reason black men date white women" cut her deep..... it aint the first time shes been told that.....

[@icu3869]

I think it IS the first time she was put in her place- she had no concept of it before. ( which is why she confidently talked the WHOLE TIME.)

[@Jean-mg3yl]

I would’ve been happy when he said that she’s the reason why black man date, white woman I’m a black woman and I wouldn’t even date these men. I don’t know why people think by saying that is black women. The only black women get upset about this comment is black women I give birth to them and black women that date these black things thank God, I never gave birth to any of them, and I would never in my life date any of them.

[@LembeckIsStaying]

Nah, they really are that thick headed. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thee_morpheus]

He ain’t lying though, 100% facts, broad just wouldn’t stfu and take the L. Always gotta have the last word, loud and masculine.

[@MitchMitch77-77]

They should of put her face on camera for the internet to see!

[@marlkalone7361]

"Black person pulls race card on an indian, gets a reverse uno card in return."

[@thegrimstreaker4669]

Reverse card then proceeds to drop draw +4 on the next turn.

[@libtard.4844]

A black woman against voter id tried to pull the race card on me today I told her I'm not white I could care less what color she was playing race card isn't going to work on me and to quit playing victim im not some leftist.

[@grahamgonzo8375]

.

[@libtard.4844]

@Erin Sanders no ofcourse not but thats the naritive these days.

[@CovidVirgin]

@@libtard.4844 I’m on the left, but these idiots being against voter IDs is very revealing. They look down so much on POCs in assuming they don’t have the ability/capacity to obtain identification. That’s some racist logic

[@nicolausthothmes2325]

"you don't have nothin to say" "I don't have nothin?" *Pulls out comedic 40 Cal. and fires with no hesitation*

[@superme63]

40cal? Nah...that was a fucking Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!!!

[@nicolausthothmes2325]

@@superme63 lmao

[@aceofpittsburgh]

What was the missle that tony stark dropped in iron man? That's what the joke was.

[@gtas321]

"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"

[@mup8661]

ZERO hesitation. Ruthlessness.

[@VengefulBatz]

“ you’re the reason black men date white women.” (Hiroshima mushroom cloud emerges)

[@raulrosas5068]

BFG 10,000 fires

[@devinwhite5064]

Dead Body Reported

[@christopherflowers6583]

Tsar Bomba would be more appropriate.

[@harrisonwells9139]

Imagine if he said that in 2020

[@momplus4633]

So why do white men who marry black women have longer marriage's? Black women are not the problem. Black men don't like being confronted by black women who tell them the truth and hold them accountable for their actions. We want you to be real men that listens.

[@wilfig]

I'll never understand why anyone heckles a professional insult machine.

[@WMB6022]

Perfect example of the saying “Temper gets you into trouble, pride keeps you there.”

[@weaswhole7178]

Woah, I'm stealing this.

[@jeter1194]

No doubt

[@michaelruatfelaralte84]

I like this comment, imma save this hhaa ty man

[@SuperSa100]

Nice name bro

[@WMB6022]

@@SuperSa100 Hey, likewise 👍🏽

[@onlypestilence6116]

I'm sad it took the algorithm 7 years to give me this gift, but damn his comebacks were savage.

[@ElBorichamo]

Exactpy my thought

[@mafiaseargent]

Same

[@Noname-ho7ib]

Ssme

[@tradedate]

Same for me 😂

[@pacha777]

Why they show us this video 7 years later? 😂😂😂

[@myboyzmkhize9916]

Moral of the story: If you can’t appreciate comedy, don’t attend a comedy club 🤷🏿‍♂️😂

[@deewestwood634]

💯👏👏👏

[@FATillery]

Indeed my friend. You are their for laughter and a good time not to be a commentator on social ills.

[@brad3283]

Moral of the story: If you are black and still a democrat. You are probably a terrible person.

[@tahsinahmed5692]

@@FATillery that's exactly what I felt that was the main point the comedian was trying to make

[@calebmatiene4910]

Or literally just leave

[@m.w.1064]

As a black man, she is the type why I married Asian. She still talking and ruining a man's show. The ego on her. Smh.

[@thee_morpheus]

Yeah Asian and white women winning big, then latinas

[@Xurreal]

She obviously wasn't prepared to deal with an Indian man's wit.

[@tyronjasonhuff]

They never let it go. Good luck

[@LoveHateSexPain311]

never bring a knife to a gunfight .

[@404EyedAce]

She wasn’t ready at all.

[@SAyala-hy5hs]

Is like that annoying woman in the crowd on a video of Jordan Peterson, they where looking for gold and only found death.

[@TheKh65]

Noooo she wasn't readddddyyyy!

[@eightball8008]

the sprit of chris tucker, in the body of a small indian

[@barthalomeowthegreat8470]

lmao

[@barthalomeowthegreat8470]

lmao

[@Mrguitarcover1234]

+eightball8008 Its just the teeth

[@cristobalbalenciaga7295]

eightball8008 *voice

[@theworkethic]

eightball8008 you nailed that

[@michaelriddick7116]

I'll never get why people always think they can clap back at a guy whose profession it is to roast people, and is currently holding the microphone! 😂🤣😂

[@eliteayanokoji8637]

Say it again 😂😂 because some people just don't know

[@markmessi9020]

Naw that one dude destroyed Kramer in that infamous set. All hecklers are trying to emulate that moment with another comedian

[@Arthur-u7e6l]

They're drunk...

[@SCOTTEDM]

It’s futile. This isn’t the movie Nutty Professor.

[@user-me9vk8df6p]

Unless they want attention

[@DennisMclaughlindapo3t]

This on my feed 11 years later

[@mihirshetye4624]

same

[@burninglite9908]

Fr and it’s still funny

[@donc2490]

​@@burninglite9908 And relevant.

[@pbc_03]

Legend has it, she still talking to this day.

[@Mike_to_the_k]

Idk how I'm here 8 years later but your comments got me laughing pretty hard

[@shabba213]

And clapping her hands

[@todgr81]

"Legend has it..." Ha ha!!! Lol 👍👍

[@iamergoproxy3476]

And she's single til this day

[@exiverence]

This comment made me laugh out loud

[@MohitYadav-qj4fl]

"im not white, i dont owe you anything"

[@lungisatakane772]

I laughed hard at that

[@marcuslarwa9098]

Mohit Yadav I am white and I don’t owe her anything either. I grandfather left Poland to escape the war and came her with nothing. I’m 2 generation American so none of my ancestors owned slaves. Black people need to stop acting like every white person owes them something and put there big boy pants on and go make something of themselves instead of blaming everyone else.

[@parthsavyasachi9348]

@@marcuslarwa9098 yepp indeed.

[@Classikh]

@@marcuslarwa9098 You owe her $100 mate.

[@erboch7124]

@@marcuslarwa9098 Its a JOKE, numbnuts. Stop using this shit to affirm your bullshit rhetoric

[@hughmungus6911]

Never could I have imagined that a small Indian man could be so good at dunking.

[@zerubbabelsbridge]

🤣😂🤣

[@vm1kmt]

Hugh Mungus....Is it really you...????

[@zoomermcboomer4771]

Hugh mungus what?

[@vm1kmt]

@@zoomermcboomer4771 😂😅

[@adamdavies66]

How you doing Hugh? you been to visit that Zarna Yoshi crazy at the asylum at all?

[@jasparramirez9554]

He didn't destroy her he obliterated her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SupaPoopaScoopa]

You have to be disturbed to try and talk over a performer like that. That lack of self-awareness is scary.

[@Tomorrison28]

Entitlement bro. Its a disease

[@cameronbartlett856]

She one of those people who don't have an inner monologue most likely.

[@SaltyRat05]

Lonely people tend to scream the loudest to tune out their sad

[@Smooth258]

You have to be racist to make a comment about black men and who they date

[@SupaPoopaScoopa]

​@@Smooth258 It's not racist at all because he's only talking about black men's decisions which is specifically based on her individual attitude. It's not race-specific or racially negative in any way. He could say the same thing to any minority regarding the majority and it'd be just as funny. Does it hit to close to home for you :D ? Context wise, Black Dynamite, kryptonite skit is actually more racist... as funny as hell as it was for me, I couldn't help imagine some black women getting salty over it?

[@flipsvstheworld]

"I grew up in Texas after 9/11." Ooooooohhhhhhaaaauuuuchchch

[@gtas321]

He's Indian.. Not middle eastern. Not Arab, and not Muslim.

[@flipsvstheworld]

@@gtas321 that didn't stop people fromthinking you were a bomber for having dark or tanned skin in Texas. I was born in Texas, and that terrorist was common enough in Texas. Even tho he was Indian. That's why the joke HE said kn this video is funny

[@nakamiyonemura2001]

@@gtas321 People discriminate based on looks. It's warranted

[@Allopientubefish2]

@@gtas321 people in the South around that time didn't give a shit about the specifics.

[@harvey1954]

@@gtas321 That's not the point. He looked foreign so he was stereotyped as a possible terrorist.

[@masterbulgokov]

Rule #1 - you aren't going to talk over the guy with the mic. Rule #2 - the race card is the WORST card to play to a standup comic. They're just waiting for it. Rule #3 - Don't try to outwit a standup comic. Those folks are professionals. They've handled more hecklers than you've seen shows.

[@s_mp_08]

Agree w you

[@Freedomlives33]

Exactly 💯👍😂🤣

[@spacecowboy07723]

Good heckling is fun though

[@sebfox2194]

Rule #4 Especially don't play the race card to another ethnic minority!

[@yaboipele34]

“I’m happy for you” “YOU SHOULD BE” 💀💀💀

[@stevenk5152]

"I'm sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8, i grew up in texas after 9/11" BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH i fucking DIED

[@25BDominique2021]

"I couldn't even cuss, had to take you out clean and you can put this on Disney" This line took me out.

[@zackdelarocha8]

As much as I enjoy hecklers getting rekt, I wish security would toss them out. Imagine an audience member yelling at a performer in any other live performance. 🤦‍♂️

[@DragonAurora]

Imagine a white person yelling at a black performer...whether it be a comedian, singer, athlete, etc. Immediate cries of "racism" would be heard from the depths of space.

[@razordu30]

Same. He did great, but this went on way too long. She should have been walked out earlier.

[@Slayer8957]

Nah hecklers are like a baptism for good comedians, a trial by fire. If you cant handle them, you not ready for primetime. Only reason to throw hecklers out is when they start making threats or they actually try to charge the stage.

[@zackdelarocha8]

Slayer8957 Sure you should know how to handle them as a comic but at some point it takes away from the show. If a guy only gets 5-15 minutes and more than 10 seconds is wasted on some idiot yelling then the audience who paid to see the comedians set is going to lose out. From the comics I’ve listened to on the podcast, most seem irritated by hecklers.

[@Slayer8957]

@@zackdelarocha8 Nah, some of the best sets are just crowdwork. And if you do crowdwork, sometimes theres pushback and even heckling. You just have to take that along with everything else. Learn to do crowdwork better. I will say once the audience starts booing the heckler, its better to just ask them to be quiet for real, or leave and come back in when your set is done and the next comedian comes on.

[@Roadrunner65553]

Note to that woman: When you go to comedy club… just STFO or leave your narcissistic ass home.

[@mortyj26]

"My job is to funny, my job isn't to cater to your stupid sensitivities." Hi, I'd like 200 T-shirts with this phrase on it please.

[@Rickyp0123]

Hi, here from 2020. Where those shirts at?

[@AlwonDomz]

Typo included lol

[@2AForever-wi8yj]

Best line of the show.

[@dharmikpatel3941]

6 years and we still waiting fam👀

[@deewestwood634]

Me too

[@animeguy6877]

He's flagrantly funny, he should have a podcast.

[@shwetanshkumar8203]

He has one ! With Andrew Schultz

[@animeguy6877]

@@shwetanshkumar8203 r/whoosh. How could you fall for that?! the name of the show is in the comment!!!

[@audiofeinz5754]

@@animeguy6877 🤣🤣

[@Raaxshas]

@@shwetanshkumar8203 bruh...

[@anthonyn2200]

Andrew Schulz is painfully not funny definitely prefer this guy

[@makukawakami]

This is not a roast, this is a cremation

[@baleighmorey1626]

😅😅😅

[@novelacollection]

🤣🤣👊🏼

[@Gruffydom]

Hindus are good at cremations, they love the cremations.

[@brandi66RN]

Factz!!!

[@vijaybalchandani9622]

i see what you did there

[@Oletechiegirl]

Roasted, plated, garnished and SERVED! …without an "F" bomb.

[@AntonDoesMusic]

"I am so sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8. I grew up in Texas after 9/11. I promise, I took it just like you." XD oh my god.

[@Really250]

That shit was savage lol

[@nygelwalker9162]

As a black man....that shit was savage! Haha

[@gmacgreg7738]

I feel you. I'm black, but light complexion with a sharp nose; I give off a middle eastern/ East Indian vibe. I got searched everytime I flew. "Patriotic" waitresses were slow to serve me during 911. I loved his comedy, so relatable.

[@littlehandsgivescovfefe4837]

Most powerful shit right there.

[@Mr_Daddy1980]

Well you can't experience racism unless you're black....

[@HighOnAmmo]

sounds and looks like a cross between Aziz and Chris Rock

[@Partheseus]

Omg i thought the exactttt same

[@Section8dc]

He is way better than Aziz imo

[@josephbeebe4312]

Section8dc Aziz is awful, so not hard to beat

[@settrender]

😭😭😭

[@brandobee2264]

Lol nigga fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trishcooley5810]

“I’m sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8 but I lived in TX after 9/11!”. SO FUNNY!

[@Zedd550]

That must have been rough, no joke. I'm middle eastern and I grew up in Sydney, Australia around the same time and i remember feeling judged

[@Alex-rg2kk]

@@Zedd550 wtf... Lol 9/11 didn't even happen in your country, it happened across the world and you were still getting judged?

[@Zedd550]

@@Alex-rg2kk Yeah dude, kids are dumb

[@willibiii0804]

My mom is Hispanic and she got jumped after 9/11 because they thought she was Indian so imagine actually being Indian in Texas must have been no joke

[@matchbox1275]

@@willibiii0804 I agree there are many Hispanics(basically mixed race people, isn't it?) who look like Indians and Vice-Versa, but you should know that 9/11 had nothing to do with India. It's unfortunate that the people of India's neighbouring country which was actively part of the attacks also look like Indians. Even India gets regularly targeted by this neighbouring country. Hope you understand what I'm trying to say.

[@meaganarnold6587]

Killed me with the, “Can I get a Susan?” 😂😂😂

[@HwoDragon]

The "I grew up in Texas after 911" line was perfect.

[@tonyrichproject]

That line starts at 2:26. After you mentioned it, I went back and tried to figure out where it was in the video while being high as fuck. It took me hours lol

[@southviewarab]

@@tonyrichproject lmfao 5min video took you hours?... yeah deffly pass that shit to me haha

[@sketchbabu]

It was golden.

[@dr.house.md.3969]

Hey this comment has 911 likes. Please no one spoil it by liking further.

[@Peakprospr420]

What does it mean?

[@nessfinesse1378]

“You’re the reason Black men date white women” PURE GOLD

[@gittermnd8998]

Not platinum tho, lol

[@bigtaskat-hand4742]

@@gittermnd8998 I would give it a diamond 💎!

[@AG-yc7vt]

Timestamp

[@jordanfauntleroy2013]

As a blackman I co-sign 🤣😂😂😂

[@amazingamazigh6847]

@@bigtaskat-hand4742 i would give it unobtainium

[@akhilsakaria8958]

'You're the reason black guys date white girls!' Hahaha

[@ItsBFrizzy]

damn that punch was heavy lol

[@MyGuy18]

Dead azz laughed my ass outta bed. ROFL

[@gorillagrod2033]

Damn that hurt my feelings

[@righteousone3987]

I'm black and LMAO... That was good asf...

[@Musicwithmazzy]

Bro I spit my water so fast

[@linkibetv]

When he hit her with that title line, I stood up and high-fived my white wife.

[@aladdout9454]

LMFAAOOOO😭

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756]

That's what's up.

[@lyricsoftheart]

And I’m sure she hit you right back in them pockets 😂

[@aquarius-woman5364]

You need Derek Chauvin on you

[@thee_morpheus]

W snow bunnies 😂

[@infinitytricks3716]

As a black man this is exactly the type of black woman I avoid at all costs.

[@thetruthhurts131]

It's been 10 years since this video and they are still like that smh

[@naviifra2374]

Pleaseee dont be with a black woman. Go sleep with any ither race so no more black men can be created and the world will be free of thugs and crime finally 😊

[@thetruthhurts131]

@Navi Ifra So one person is going to make black men extinct? You are an idiot. Single black women are the ones who raise thugs in criminals, black men who come from 2 parent households, or interracial households actually turn out better according to statistics.

[@szn1580]

Way worse haha

[@redridingcape]

Dudes who can't get a girl are incels. We need to come up with a good name for women like this who can't keep a man.

[@johnn.7806]

Heckler: "You have nothing to say" Akaash: So you have chosen death.

[@BobbyJOnline]

He didn’t disrespect a Black Woman.. He handled a disrespectful Black Woman that didn’t know how to STFU at a Comedy Show other people paid to see.

[@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613]

BobbyJOnline Podcast amen💯

[@Ferbals]

Thank you. I just had someone try and tell me about myself because I laughed...as a black woman. Comedy and reality are 2 TOTALLY different things to me. So, I wasn't offended. He went into offense mode as a comedian. And, considering he was coming off the top of his head, he could have been WAY worse! But, that's sensitive ass America for you these days...

[@Ferbals]

@@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 my bad. I meant to say, "defense mode". Either way...

[@brandonbrown1916]

She was an angry bird whose ego was bruised, and stupidly continued to keep trying the professional...who happened to be black. Black women have enough issues alrdy, than to take on her bs.

[@jasonjones3694]

A heckler is a heckler

[@chrisquiett1776]

"I get another life, you don't" 😂 that was cold lol

[@AAron859318]

She not giving up, that man roasted her 9 lives over an still continues to run her mouth 🤦‍♂️

[@jraykotheanomaly2365]

That's why black men date white women lol...its true

[@s_mp_08]

Her sense of self-preservation is broken lmao

[@greezythumb]

That's what they do. Tactics black women use on people that disagree with them: 1. Shame 2. Insults 3. Guilt 4. Never give up the argument 5. Feelings over facts

[@Wlm215]

Don't forget most of the time, yell! 😂​@@greezythumb

[@gopuprakash160]

This guy is a monster. None of the Indian comedians in India can ever come close to him. He's GOLD.

[@sasidharvivek419]

There are some in India..

[@brainseye3317]

well the audience is pretty different you would get jailed for that type of gigs in india no cap lol and like hey man aib was pretty good till they got fcking jailed lol

[@gopuprakash160]

@@brainseye3317 you're right hahaha

[@ravaladitya6782]

Biswa Kalyan Rath :3

[@Kya_kar_loge_jaanke]

​@@brainseye3317well I liked AIB as well, until they were found to be fking hypocrites. There's a reason why they shut down. The MeToo movement exposed their one sided feminism. I'm not saying India doesn't need absolute free speech, but we're probably not entirely ready for it.

[@brianboughton861]

She keeps talking because she's embarrassed

[@vanessamcallister4235]

Yes

[@kinabalucat]

She keep talking maybe because women are never wrong and men just agreed in her life

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

And at some point in her life, she made a vow that _nobody_ would *_EVER_* embarrass her, including herself. That's why she lives in a fairy tale fantasy, because you can't make vows like that. They're not only illogical; they're unfair.

[@katersization]

She keeps talking because it's her religion.

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

@@katersization Yeah. And she is her own god

[@colbranmx]

11 years later and its even more relevant and funny as hell !

[@MrsTaak]

Don’t go to a comedy show if you are going to heckle. Lol

[@Cody-h1z]

I mean.... she gave us some pretty good content and a stock to laugh at.

[@rex8255]

There's an exception. Jimmy Carr has people who heckle him KNOWING they're going to get roasted, but in his case the reckless are the ones laughing loudest.

[@threestepssideways1202]

Or if you do, just heckle once, drop a line, usually a comedian will laugh if it's on point. Don't go to argue like you are the main event I'd say.

[@robbiemedica2652]

The art of responding to hecklers is in embarrassing them and turning the rest of the audience against them.

[@l3ftie578]

Most times it feels like the heckler does that all on their own just by existing lmfao

[@christiankalala840]

I ain't gonna lie! As a black man he wasn't lying about the "You're the reason black man date white woman".

[@westindianmermaid4711]

That’s awful

[@bigtaskat-hand4742]

He really wasn't! He spoke straight FACTS!

[@charlielucai-woodsboro2167]

Facts bro 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@VegitoBlackk]

💯

[@voltage7358]

You’re making Willie lynch proud, congrats to you

[@countzacula0121]

Unruly, argumentative, masculine AF. 👏 👏 This Indian Comedian is 100% we Black Men are finding feminine women in other ethnicities.

[@GeraldHarris-cf2zh]

Why do idiots talk to comedians while they are on onstage. They have a mike,comedic skills and the high ground. How do you think win there.

[@richardharding7767]

It’s over Anisha. I have the high ground.

[@Saint01_Arts]

Anisha: You underestimate my power.

[@RacingVagabond]

It can lead to some good back and forth if both parties have the ability to laugh at themselves. This chick is obviously not one of those though.

[@psychedelicfright85]

"Well I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"

[@lenaprice6239]

@Sam Mencia He didn't destroy much of anything.. I guess that's the story of lil' dicks life.

[@blop-a-blop9419]

Never challenge a comedian to a duel of wits ... He has the high ground

[@Ill.righteous31]

Bill Burr taught me that🤣

[@DarthVader-fu2nr]

Yup

[@daddynabs4203]

In a battle of wits, this lady came unarmed.

[@Chasenwajaé]

Literally

[@kembanganplaza5782]

She was no Dread Pirate Roberts.

[@SymbolicLogic24]

That was the most attention she's had in her entire life.

[@sketchbabu]

She got wet all night

[@cosmealcantar9494]

more then her boy friend her mom her dad and her two fingers lmao!!!!

[@lenaprice6239]

Let's not act like the Indian is getting any action, because we know he's not.

[@brandon_Larsen]

@@lenaprice6239 👈🏽 Let's not act like this commenter is getting any action, because we know she's not.

[@kzukiodenthechad7205]

brandon Larsen Ohhh shit... Shots Fired... 👀

[@Trevor7302]

0:58 he should’ve went lelelelele 😂🤣🤣💪

[@RATIONALCIVILIAN]

😂

[@judsdragon]

"im gonna die soon, im hindu so i get another life u dont" that was brilliant lol

[@avosmash2121]

I just discovered this guy, what did he mean, was he being morbid for the laughs, sincerely deprecating actual suicidal tendencies, or was he diagnosed with something terminal or something?

[@dijohnle8460]

@@avosmash2121 hindu religion believs in reincarnation. so he dies he's reborn as something else

[@morninglion27]

@@avosmash2121 Hindus are reborn 7 times that's it that's the joke.

[@jqwiiiiqqirmnsnnsnnsnnsmjjrj]

@@morninglion27 Hindus can reborn forever, that 7 lives talk is marriage, which not all Hindus believe in.

[@JustinPhilhower]

"You're the reason black men date white girls." Akaash FTW.

[@janellsiens4469]

This was the funniest part!!

[@itstrbo]

That was a death blow...

[@RPFLives99]

@@itstrbo right!!! Lol!!!!

[@TheGrouchDnD]

Savage

[@KabirChattopadhyay1991]

"My job is to be funny, not to cater to your stupid sensitivities." Damn, she was NOT ready for some desi snark from a brown brother. 🤣🤣

[@vxy357]

As a black man, this guy just hit it right on the head.

[@Maztattooman]

I saw the title and was like “damn he took it too far, let me see what this is about” and after watchin it he didn’t go far enough.

[@xotlt7999]

😂

[@SaltyRat05]

😅 agreed

[@VwapTrader]

Lmao

[@jatinpatel6562]

#agreed

[@jjmccarthy1]

Bababooi?

[@crazybruno3850]

Imagine arguing poorly, getting roasted, being laughed at 5 min straight, continuing to embarrass yourself being overly sensitive at a COMEDY show

[@JohnSmith-ku7yu]

And 9 years later and we are still laughing at her lol 😆 😂 🤣 😄

[@lurklingX]

#DRUNK more often than not 😂😅

[@PhillyLambchop]

“relax son I’m not white, I don’t owe you anything” 😂😂😂

[@Pranjal13]

@Malcolm X Clan Pretty Sure she didnt.

[@hmurchison8123]

He was saving that "burn" for the right time to deploy it.

[@HATER941]

She needs to lower her sensitivity. Her aim is off. -Game jokes lol

[@iandeterline9749]

This took me sec. But it was worth getting

[@MrShahrozzz]

She's the type to rage quit

[@BlackLeonardoMusic]

Ohhhhhhhh

[@lilcupc4k3s]

Nice lol

[@azaravalerie9832]

You mean game BARS

[@SerenityNow331]

"You're the reason why black guys date white women" Check and mate. And then the icing on the cake is when some guy in the audience yells, "Goddam!" @ the 3:33 mark

[@fabi7953]

That was beautiful lol

[@applejuice5635]

It's was a good ol' country "Goddamn!" too.

[@SeanteBrown]

She’s was legit talking for like 15 min straight 🤣 and got killed EVERY MINUTE

[@ifeoluwaadepoju9520]

@Lee Online Hustle Oneal probably the best audience killer i've ever listened to

[@ahnrho]

Akaash was the jester, and she was the joke.

[@dangeles95]

Lee Online Hustle well if you could make her cry and leave with one punch line post the link of your stand up comedy when you do this to someone.

[@LEARSIKCIGAM]

the woke crowd is just there to correct you

[@BillClinton228]

I was watching an interview with a pimp and they asked him what kind of women he prefers and without a second of hesitation he said "wh|te, latinas and asians". That's a pimp... he doesnt even care what kind of women he has as long as they make him money...

[@shawheenblount2685]

I can't believe she kept talking. Akaash was owning her all over. Never go up against a comedian, you will lose.

[@bulrawg_bot]

“I’m sorry someone was racist to you when you were 8.”

[@johnnyappleseed8270]

Thats actually traumatizing

[@wesomek]

@@johnnyappleseed8270 Yea and as we grow up we try to figure it out and grow outta of it instead of bringing it to a comedy show and accusing someone who is clearly not racist that they are racist.

[@johnnyappleseed8270]

@@wesomek she was wrong for that

[@BB-ce5ev]

@@johnnyappleseed8270 omg no its not stfu a dropped icecream cone is more traumatizing.

[@sparda9060]

@@johnnyappleseed8270 Akaash wasn't the person who was racist to her when she was 8, so why she trying to pull that bullshit on him for other than to play woe is me, im a victim. People who hang on to that shit into adulthood never grew the fuck up as a person. Can't let dummies outnumber us to a point where we can't fight them.

[@aialexander5966]

I didn't know Akaash was so savage back then. He seems so fun and playful now. Little did I know that buried in his chest was there heart of a savage.

[@SamBrockmann]

People don't heckle him often, because people recognize basic show etiquette.

[@Tim_Tomorrow]

Just so you know, Singh translates to lion in English. Listen to that motherfucker ROAR!!!

[@bradblades4245]

Imagine being so "woke", you waste a night of your life and pay money to complain at a comedy club... Hes right, she is a terrible person.

[@truethat15]

that's not what woke is...

[@bellefemme87]

@@truethat15 hence the reason why it is in inverted commas. The commentator was being sarcastic.

[@cathycarter4500]

No she paid to get embarrassed. Good for her. I can only imagine what the car ride home with the people she came with was like.

[@Justmyopinionsir-q4v]

Dayum, 12 years of comedy? How time flies. I hope you reincarnate as a comedian again in your next lives lol

[@kyubtauji7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA MY HINDU ASS LAUGHED

[@Justmyopinionsir-q4v]

@@kyubtauji7 😂😂😂😅

[@siecheil]

"No one likes you" ".... I like me..."

[@salpetrarca]

My wife likes me.My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

[@NJcmath109]

Del Griffith.. all the feels.

[@universeofopulence]

Still funny.....

[@sparda9060]

Exactly, what a dumb bitch. She proved his point without knowing it, freaking moron. lol....

[@georgecaplin9075]

“You just ruined the tape”. No, completely without realising, she made the tape. She Forrest Gumped it good.

[@brussy1]

Some people actually go to a comedy show and try to make the whole night about themselves. Don't be one of them.

[@Dr.Engineer]

so even 12yrs ago, akaash was killing it........ respect man

[@Blastizor]

Yea i didn't even know this lol, he's a beast.

[@RoamingAries]

7 years later and she's still nagging about his set.

[@amanankele8990]

And he is still up and coming

[@RoamingAries]

@@amanankele8990his type of jokes are not for everyone. There are a lot of funny comics that have not broke through to fame. Dry bar comedy has some good comic sets.

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@amanankele8990 dude I saw you in other comment sections as well

[@ananddarnal6702]

In the comments section 😂

[@beyondrace666]

I will never understand why people mess with comedians who are paid to have the gift of gab who are clearly warmed up already and you just got out of the car.

[@HappyRoach1]

Some people want to be the ones to say that "I threw them off their set."

[@ricardorodriguez-se7tp]

Dam right why are you going to attack a comedian dont ever challenge a comedian he will chew your ass and spit you out thats what she gets and the legends said that she is still talking under her breath.

[@hypeman1825]

Forsure.. if a comedian throws jokes your way.. you just gotta laugh and hope they take the scope off you lol. At the end of the day.. it's just a joke and they aren't trying to ruin your life. Never understood how the generation that grew up on South Park and Family Guy got so sensitive?.

[@hypeman1825]

@@JoshTheTechnoShaman What's your point?. How did we go from "it's a joke" to "I'm offended... CANCELLED"?.

[@officielEP]

She just gave him material... This is a comedian's dream come true

[@donstarlancer]

Ah every year or two, this pops up again and gives me joy and I’m reminded I already liked it years ago 😂

[@therearestorms7471]

"I'm not white, I don't owe you anything." Damn. Mic drop.

[@leefine7778]

Even if he was white, he still owes her nothing.

[@matchbox1275]

@@leefine7778 That may or may not be the truth. But at the minimum, the system and the nation owes them though. It's mainly psychological than in physical or material sense.

[@skgsinc1833]

@@leefine7778 just like nobody owes Nazi Holocaust survivors anything

[@AyushBhadouria]

@@matchbox1275 lol no. Nobody owes them a damn cent

[@dab0331]

@@matchbox1275 no. They don't. If your father is killed by a gang banger the gang bangers 5 year old kid owes you nothing. Only the one who committed the crime owes something.

[@PhoenixGC89]

I hurt for her when he said "You're the reason black men date white women." lmao! I was fighting laughs 😂

[@williamjones3945]

Fuck you asshole fuck white lives matter

[@blackmason4373]

@@williamjones3945 lmfao

[@yungaj6166]

bruh I’m black dude is she is the exact reason I’m probably never gonna date a black girl

[@blackmason4373]

@@yungaj6166 cot dayum 😂😂😂

[@DatDude923]

So I’m a black man, saw the title, clicked the video. The longer it took forit to get to the punchline the more annoyed I was getting with this woman. The fact that she could not get what was going on in the room was annoying me. The fact that she thought it’s a good idea to heckle a comedian was annoying me. And then when he said the punchline, it caught me off guard and I laughed really hard. That’s a really difficult skill, to tell someone the punchline, and they still laugh.

[@tenzin867]

yall gotta chill in the comments. i cant like all of them

[@aster5031]

Yep haha

[@MsChmpnprzr]

😂😂😂

[@hardworkgetsbuckets8797]

💯💯💯

[@vanessamcallister4235]

Lol. I'm trying though.

[@ogasama6028]

Fellow Tibetan I see... Niice

[@brianm4178]

1:58 that joke aged GREAT 😂😂 she got into the presidential race with 0 VOTES in 2024

[@miamimercenary9623]

As a black man, he’s not wrong. Imagine coming home to that after working your ass off all day.. hard fvckin pass

[@81redddd]

She’s probably tired of going 50/50 😂

[@VBoo459]

You can get that issue with any race. I’ve seen it. Meanwhile as a black woman, my husband looks forward to coming home to me.

[@thenewbohemian5779]

@@VBoo459 so what you're saying is that you are on the tail of the distribution?

[@icu3869]

@@CarmieGirl9902” brother “ - I see what you did there!

[@robertwilson3866]

Feel bad for me. I am a white guy who likes black women

[@vijaynair2403]

When the other black girl says “Go easy on the sista”....why? Why should anyone go easy on some heckler...at a dang comedy show?!

[@gia_a3196]

I've observed that a number of non black men are very insecure sexually, and truth be told, they do not believe they "measure up" (pun intended) to black men. These men have a lot of pent up frustration and anger that they'd love to direct at black men, but can't, because doing so would probably create a physical altercation which they don't really want to engage in. So what is their next best option? Well, ---Attack black women (who are largely unprotected). In my opinion, this really wasn't about the so called heckler; this was about a very insecure Indian man using his standup space, to direct his insecurity, hatred and racial abuse onto a black woman. I am mixed race, and I've personally seen males of various races looking to mistreat and abuse black women. Here's a thought, instead of blaming black women for black men's preferences and desires, why not take it up directly with black males? Ask them, why they prefer non black women. I can't tell you how many times I've been told by black guys that I'm ideal, due to my skin color or how beautiful I am because of my skin color. Far too many times to even count. As a result, I usually avoid black guys, because who wants to date someone who only values you or prefers you because of your light skin shade. I am sharing this, because it needs to be said. Colorism is a major issue among black men. I don't know why many dark skin black men in particular dislike their skin shade, but in my dealings with them, it appears that many do. Though most mixed race and non black women don't publicly discuss the colorism issue, we know it's pervasive among many non white (ethnic) men as well.

[@vijaynair2403]

Gia_A Fair points...for the most part. I guess! Though much of it reeks of over analyzing things that don’t require it at all. I’ll overlook the slight assumption you make about the stereotype that all black men have big penises. Kinda makes sense since you say you don’t date them. Maybe you’ve never seen any?! You do realize that this is a comedy show, right? Like a standup show where people make funny observations. Like funny ha-ha. This isn’t one of those self-righteous, smug slam poetry shows...which by all signs, you seem to be a patron of. Oh...I’m sorry. “Matron”. Please forgive my inherent misogyny! 😊 Hecklers in a comedy show are the norm and the value of a good comic is how he/she weathers them. Aakash is in no way my favorite standup comedian. Actually he doesn’t even break the top 50. But that’s what stand up comedians do. They deal with, especially in this case, overtly sensitive idiots who think they are exempt of being ridiculed. And the beauty is I’ll defend their right to offend you (or me) or anyone regardless of who they are and what they look like! Yes, black women are to be ridiculed as much as a white guy, a Karen, a trans Laotian, a non-binary Greek, an agendered Vietnamese monk, or a snarky asshole American of South Indian ethnicity like myself! Ya dig?! In conclusion...lighten up, kid! 😊

[@starlord3212]

@@gia_a3196 i don't think the culture that invented kamasutra is insecure sexually😂

[@s0ne01]

bruh, non of this was serious, its a joke which makes non of what you said relevant, he said shes the reason black men go for white woman because stereotypically thats just what everyone says. its a JOKE based on a dumb stereotype, that woman didn't need to start responding whilst he was performing. if i was him i would've done the same, comedy isnt about dancing around the sensitivities of others its about jumping straight in and making them laugh and acknowledge it without negative emotions - and so much more.

[@sefp]

Gia_A colourism is prevalent among white men too. Don’t take it badly is someone finds you more beautiful than other. Colourism is no different than men preferring pretty women over I pretty ones or women preferring taller over short. Athletic over fat and rich over poor.

[@robertorey3767]

Hahahahahha! “ I ain’t white, I don’t owe you shit”!!!! That’s the best line ever!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LordMajin]

Mane, you put her in Hush Mode for a minute there 🤣🤣🤣