Vulcans asking about vampires was one of the best things I ever heard.
@أحمدمصطفىشلبي-ج2ه4 жыл бұрын
read as I was listening,lol
@Knightly_Artworks4 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture. It made me smile. I hope you have a good day
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4364 жыл бұрын
Which Vulcan? If it's He'stan I'm going to cry tears of happiness.
@cola987654 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 Star Trek Vulkans... you know, those 'logical' space elfs.
@jennifercorbett86404 жыл бұрын
"One of these of note is the blonde-haired one off in Egypt who keeps monologuing to himself in dark lit rooms in this manor."
@Daisy-Sunshine4 жыл бұрын
A horse but their head is a minigun and Everytime they run, they fire
@thomasagra8564 жыл бұрын
great ideia for a new game of Bethesda- fallout: fan version
@blueshell41884 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just a smaller faster tank
@chris210racer4 жыл бұрын
A new meaning to the word horsepower. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
@WingMaster5624 жыл бұрын
ah yes, a Mini-taur.
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4364 жыл бұрын
My favorite assault vehicle
@oligb14694 жыл бұрын
Flame alchemist overthrew the GOVERNMENT FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!? Gotta give the man credit misdirection his game is strong.
@KinjiroTsuchiya664 жыл бұрын
Mustang is 100% chaotic good. Fite meh
@oligb14694 жыл бұрын
@@KinjiroTsuchiya66 ....Nah he's just Chaotic not good, neutral or evil just chaotic
@iamhere91424 жыл бұрын
*MINISKIRTS*
@lovebirddraws84754 жыл бұрын
Kinjiro Tsuchiya I’d peg him as more chaotic neutral. He’s not overthrowing the government “because it’s the right thing to do”, he’s doing it out of him own ambitions. Still, he has morals, so he wouldn’t be classified as “evil”
@kittymittens14744 жыл бұрын
Op le
@FanOfMostEverything4 жыл бұрын
"This niche empty" made me pause the video to collect myself. I needed something like that on this virus-paranoia-filled day. Thank you, Seymour.
@rollingthunder10434 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work as well when you're used to pronouncing it as "neesh", not "nitch"
@ela-8114 жыл бұрын
Obligatory comment of the four month cycle: How has your paranoia-virus filled Year been?
@FanOfMostEverything4 жыл бұрын
@@ela-811 Got into a groove fairly quickly. Though time melted like a Dali painting.
@INAI1NAIREBOOT3 жыл бұрын
_F E E T_
@codename11763 жыл бұрын
@@INAI1NAIREBOOT could you explain this?
@eomersimbajon29384 жыл бұрын
me when somebody offended me but i still wanna keep my cool and be nice: 0:05
@dfquartzidn61514 жыл бұрын
F
@johnrainer16704 жыл бұрын
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
That was a pretty ice pun.
@izzythetrashposter57104 жыл бұрын
you're pathetic. you better have your bucket list completed
@AverageEldritchEntity4 жыл бұрын
@@izzythetrashposter5710 chill, dude. There's snow need for that.
@Lunam_D._Roger4 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON These puns are just the tip of the iceberg.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@Lunam_D._Roger I sea that
@emaliepurser64984 жыл бұрын
I read "Nyello" and IMMEDIATELY said "pApyrUs?!?!" and my dad yelled at me
@estinsidebottom4 жыл бұрын
F
@KingofChaos4 жыл бұрын
the grrreat papyrus yells NYELLO? NYEH
@RavenLunatic5174 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a papyrus
@RavenLunatic5174 жыл бұрын
Wait is this a undertale thing?
@RavenLunatic5174 жыл бұрын
I just thought of that photo shopped picture of a toucan without a beak saying nyello
@Stormboli-4 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to say that I've had a recurring nightmare of gravity doing exactly that at 0:53 and you putting a *yet* there isn't comforting. thanks.
@TheAustronaut034 жыл бұрын
You're not alone pal
@meggomyeggo40774 жыл бұрын
Hit him in the nyeecaps-
@DWal324 жыл бұрын
or is it a nightmare :)
@dfquartzidn61514 жыл бұрын
Storm F
@Stormboli-4 жыл бұрын
@@DWal32 It is very much a nightmare given that is now an irrational fear I have.
@somerandompersonofficial4 жыл бұрын
2:26 The moment she said "rap" I knew that she most definitely *_did_* watch Steven Universe
@epkoda4 жыл бұрын
ROUND AND ROUND
@nightingale90764 жыл бұрын
крркркркрк ш LET THE CITY TURN PARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS
@epkoda4 жыл бұрын
@@nightingale9076 ROOF ON FIRE? LET IT BURN
@loethefox69384 жыл бұрын
Champagne in my head,
@bananasauz43374 жыл бұрын
Dang it I was too late to contribute 😔
@t3chkn1ght4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Cyana was still a robot.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85914 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh
@commanderfoxtrot4 жыл бұрын
Can we get an F in chat for robot Cyana?
@broast66424 жыл бұрын
@@commanderfoxtrot F *_sniff_* I miss the thick thighs
@jason44434 жыл бұрын
Ok but why (not anymore) tho?
@Spectralgamer1354 жыл бұрын
@@jason4443 crimbus man bless her with space elf meat suit
@FrogeInSuit4 жыл бұрын
smut is an emotion now. dont hmu i dont exist
@KFCGAMING554 жыл бұрын
* ribit*
@residentfacehead34654 жыл бұрын
Frog gang
@tntstrikercrispyfries89414 жыл бұрын
Tsuyu best girl
@cloverlovania4 жыл бұрын
i'm gonna hit you up with the palm of my hand
@1224chrisng4 жыл бұрын
can't ruin 69 likes
@AverageEldritchEntity4 жыл бұрын
3:30 awful bold of you to assume we're not still in the foothills
@MrBlack09504 жыл бұрын
Roy mustang: chaotic good Edward: chaotic nuetral Alphonse: lawful good Reza Hawkeye: lawful neutral Envy: chaotic evil Father: lawful evil Lust: nutral evil Winry: neutral good Truth: neutral neutral This concludes my ted talk.
@soldier1stclass6404 жыл бұрын
Id argue Edward is also a Chaotic Good,as literally everything he does is either to help someone or stop the bad guys,but he enjoys screwing others in the process
@entrancedsnow70764 жыл бұрын
SOLDIER 1st class That would make him chaotic neutral though
@MrBlack09504 жыл бұрын
@@soldier1stclass640 thats fair, i guess greed would be a better chaotic neutral entry.
@TheCrystallizedVoid4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure "neutral neutral" is just true neutral
@MrBlack09504 жыл бұрын
@@TheCrystallizedVoid would a rose smell just as sweet by any other name?
@noahwilson38094 жыл бұрын
Kingdom - King Empire - Emperor Country - Count
@willofthewinds32224 жыл бұрын
Nah, Counts have counties Countries have counters. *preach the truth*
@kaedynnewberry45154 жыл бұрын
*Count Dracula appears Dracula: I came to control your countries, for the name is named after me.
@noahwilson38094 жыл бұрын
@@kaedynnewberry4515 Count is a title, but I get the joke.
@TheBigE99994 жыл бұрын
King crimson: don
@irishuisman14504 жыл бұрын
The original post actually said cunts xD
@lukeofender20714 жыл бұрын
1:53 reminds me of Half Life 1 where you can break the microwave in the break room of the Black Mesa research facility by touching it a few times and destroy someone's lunch
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
There is now a headcrab function.
@BlazingShadowSword4 жыл бұрын
Magnuson's magnificent microwave casserole.
@jamiee73674 жыл бұрын
"My God, what are you doing?"
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 NOT THE HEADCRABS
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 oh, I forgot to ask, but is everything good? I've been trying to message you the last few days, but no luck.
@sodadile4 жыл бұрын
I only have one opinion on Fullmetal Alchemist alignments, and that’s that (2003)Lust is chaotic neutral. That’s it that’s all I got
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85914 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I see.
@lilliematthews79224 жыл бұрын
Umbra The Raptor I’m pretty sure almost all of them are chaotic something
@PipimiOden4 жыл бұрын
ED...WARD
@XarathDominion4 жыл бұрын
@@PipimiOden *SPLAT* eh, whatevs, this creature was alchemized or something, defo whadn't meh tho. -Scar
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou4 жыл бұрын
@@PipimiOden HOW *_DARE YOU_*
@oshawottmain76084 жыл бұрын
4:11 CUNPANIES I assume that's what he was gonna say. Or am I wrong?
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Nope, the countries are run by conts.
@writingenuity11174 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, you're exactly right. That is very much what he was going to say. Cunpanies. Yes. Thank you.
@dylanchouinard61414 жыл бұрын
I mean, you ain’t wrong
@OriginalCreatorSama4 жыл бұрын
YES. THERE IS ONLY THAT. NOTHING ELSE WAS BEING REFERENCED. YOU'RE COMPLETELY RIGHT. O_O
@svennoren90474 жыл бұрын
Welp, count me out.
@themadkraken19124 жыл бұрын
Smut is now an emotion. If you are not feeling smut at all times, you are subject to smut therapy and are forced to read smut forever.
@OriginalCreatorSama4 жыл бұрын
asexuals are upset and confused
@themadkraken19124 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalCreatorSama they must *S MU T *
@OriginalCreatorSama4 жыл бұрын
@@themadkraken1912 B-BUT... BUT HOW?!? *confused asexual noises*
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85914 жыл бұрын
*I’m too young for this crap*
@bloodstoneore46304 жыл бұрын
Sounds fun
@cy-bernet-ix3 жыл бұрын
smut is my emotion 0:44 ocean has weird slimy creatures that give me nightmares, space just has rocks and gas
@Skarix4 жыл бұрын
Countries ran by counts! That’s what he meant, *counts*
@bkbk21174 жыл бұрын
I fuckin knew Dracula was behind it this while time.
@critica77y774 жыл бұрын
@@bkbk2117 lol.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@bkbk2117 well that sucks.
@SuperiorPosterior4 жыл бұрын
0:56 My take: there's enough light in space that we can SEE INTO the abyss. The ocean, however, is so dang tinted that we can't see the bottom. The best way my mind can think of to best emulate this using non-liquids, is in Minecraft with glass. The ocean is layer upon layer of blue, green, cyan, gray, and black glass causing the abyss to appear bottomless to us, despite the knowledge that there should be a bottom. Space is more like a bunch of regular, clear glass with small patches of black or gray where black holes or clouds of space dust are. While this might make a few spots too murky to see past, the other 99% of the visible universe is completely within our field of view; the only thing preventing us from seeing farther is render distance. Buy render distance can't cut through those layers of dark glass. And thus, the ocean is scarier than space. That's why all the scariest elder gods live in the ocean.
@irishuisman14503 жыл бұрын
I don't like what you implied with that last line Unless you're referring to Elder Guardians I can deal with those
@getaround12762 жыл бұрын
Also there isn't space sharks to our knowledge
@Danka422 жыл бұрын
@@getaround1276 I'd find tiny poisonous space jellyfish a lot more terrifying.
@theredcupcake15694 жыл бұрын
KZbin: there are 4 comments on this video me: where are they? youtube:... me:youtube where are the comments?
@randomvideogamenerd4 жыл бұрын
They're in the hole. ***BWOOOM***
@demonfoxfilms35704 жыл бұрын
They're sitting in the void somewhere, playing cards with Gaster.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85914 жыл бұрын
This is the best rendition I’ve seen of the “KZbin no show comments” meme.
@talonzilla4 жыл бұрын
3:55 one of the reasons he wanted to over throw the government was to make it law that military women must wear mini skirts. In a couple of mini episodes in the manga, he wanted to be president because that
@Danka422 жыл бұрын
And also in the older anime
@khloeg16493 жыл бұрын
who in their right mind would even CONSIDER roy mustang to be a lawful good. a lawful ANYTHING. that man is sheer chaos and I LOVE HIM for it.
@starheartthezomibe93794 жыл бұрын
2:02 This is me. Dear God help me.
@writingenuity11174 жыл бұрын
Ah. A fellow insomniac. Hello fren. 😂😂
@starheartthezomibe93794 жыл бұрын
*bows* ah, it's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance 😄😂
@nicomoist53363 жыл бұрын
I thought this was referencing ADHD XD
@morningglorymoth4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact the This Niche Empty Feet meme was actually stolen from someone in a Facebook group called Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends.
@tastefuldragon3 жыл бұрын
The one-second youtube glitch cutoff at the end just makes it even better
@queensugar96254 жыл бұрын
0:07 makes perfect sense. Plot/setting was already determined by the media the fanfiction was based off of. Only exception I can think of is AUs.
@JoshJenrayAK474 жыл бұрын
First one right off the bat made me cackle--good job, you two!!!
@silverbro134 жыл бұрын
I personally like the way fanfiction is categorized cuz it's funny to read something that's IMPROPERLY categorized.
@aurorechaton76044 жыл бұрын
My friend showed me the niche one after an AP bio class, and I just couldn't stop laughing, it's so fucking good. Truly peak meme.
@sappy_4 жыл бұрын
Goodness I could use this right now. With a pandemic and an earthquake, life is just kinda a mess right now
@WingMaster5624 жыл бұрын
Life's a mess, but we're still going forward.
@clemente39664 жыл бұрын
When isn't life a mess tho?
@a-s-greig4 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot, you were in Salt Lake? Yikes. Hope you're okay...
@scary_kat4 жыл бұрын
0:29 As someone who's actually Dyslexic, I can confirm that English is infact a "Shit Language." I'm 20, almost 21, and it took me near 17+ years to spell water right, I use the wrong to/too/two all the time, and half the time if I don't catch myself I spell of as ove
@brettdibble27634 жыл бұрын
... i've never seen fanfic categorized that way, useually i found its whether or not it's crossed over with anything, and if so what? oh, and how hard its memeing.
@PuchuKt4 жыл бұрын
3:25 1 layer of meme history 1 layer of ancient history And a 3d model that didnt age that well, truly the perfect meme
@KingCoelacanth4 жыл бұрын
3:25 As a phishey, I can verify that he said this on his way to land.
@austinmolina80694 жыл бұрын
2:46 I’m 100% convince that someone made that Store for the soul reason of making that joke.
@spaceset444 жыл бұрын
I agree, now someone needs to make a clothes store for soup
@austinmolina80694 жыл бұрын
spaceset 44 they do it’s called the BOWL STORE!
@spaceset444 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry.... WHAT?! That's amazing
@hiraeth_neevous4 жыл бұрын
0:19 This made me realize I want to read fluff fanfics.
@mazingdaddid4 жыл бұрын
Thank you P. What a gantastic way to start the day with finals scheduled.
@dovahkiin_brasil4 жыл бұрын
1:53 you can't stop my experiments *SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!*
@AverageEldritchEntity4 жыл бұрын
GODAMMIT BRIGHT HOW DID YOU GET A KZbin ACCOUNT
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
Careful, nobody tell him about Black Mesa... Oops!
@SpeedyCheetahCub4 жыл бұрын
An empire is run by an emperor. A kingdom is run by a king. A country is run by a count. You all know of Count Dracula, right? Like that, but normally less evil and more human. That's where the word came from.
@polasamierwahsh4214 жыл бұрын
Third one in time but also the first one to be shocked by the high quality of the female voice acting
@Gyrono4 жыл бұрын
Also: Fish brain KNOWS there are monsters in the deep.
@squirrele44953 жыл бұрын
2:54 Long before the cards, there lived the artists. Here is a master illustrator in the first stage of summoning Exodia Edit: The heads of state of all countries need to refer to themselves as Counts
@nerderiffic86824 жыл бұрын
Roy mustang is Chaotic Lawful no i do not take constructive criticism nor will i elaborate
@ItBePatYo4 жыл бұрын
Please elaborate. D:
@mcdonaldssprite83594 жыл бұрын
Me wanting to annoy someone: Could you please elaborate and would you like some constructive criticism? >:3
@vermilionrubin3 жыл бұрын
This is old, but: He wanted to overtrow the goverment to install more just goverment that will judge even him including I guess the overtrowing of goverments. Yeah, I support Mustang for Chaotic Lawful
@Joawlisdoingfine4 жыл бұрын
3:33 My friend had a to fight off a bunch of monster in DND, but was rolling shit. However one singular horse was tough enough to kill the creatures for him. There were two threat level 3 MONSTERS!!
@AverageEldritchEntity4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, what pokemon is that?
@FFKonoko4 жыл бұрын
Cr3? Sounds like owlbears. Unless it was something odd like hell hounds or giant scorpions
@Joawlisdoingfine4 жыл бұрын
FFKonoko Pretty sure it was hell hounds.
@Sillylittleman274 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Lawful. Don't ask how. Just accept it.
@TaosoftheVoid4 жыл бұрын
The Roy Mustang thing got me choking on my cola. I had a screenshot of that in my gallery for awhile and thought "Huh,PM probably would voice this" and I was right! Totally worth the pain of cola entering the lungs!
@raven02564 жыл бұрын
The yelling in the episode was GOLD! I love it, thanks Pm! I'm going through a lot of shit, this helps
@izzythetrashposter57104 жыл бұрын
pat where are you it's almost noon here
@ttd00004 жыл бұрын
It's late at night somewhere on this blue marble.
@valentinetheace4 жыл бұрын
Yo dude you made another banger of a video! Thanks man you really brightened up my day ;)
@TheAdvertisement4 жыл бұрын
0:56 “Yet” *_Seymour what do you know._*
@PMSeymour4 жыл бұрын
Many things
@clemente39664 жыл бұрын
The first one is 100% a Todoroki reaction *CHANGE MY MIND* Also 0:38 Ah, yes, the P. M. version of the Fucked up English example, the first one being about the word ending in - ough from one of Micheala's Micky going crazy Tumblr style videos
@legoobi-wan54174 жыл бұрын
Cyana sounds like morgana and that’s amazing.
@phonetheory70564 жыл бұрын
This man staying up so late, its the middle of the next day.
@cashclam11264 жыл бұрын
The reverb usage is just.... cash 👌
@mathesonhertel46444 жыл бұрын
Technically, the microwave is science :)
@OriginalCreatorSama4 жыл бұрын
that's exactly why you can't do science in it. Science-ception will break the law of physics and you'll clip into hell. Trust me, i scienced once.
@MegaGaming114 жыл бұрын
that cut at the end. Fine work, friendo. fine work.
@mystery57934 жыл бұрын
0:48 I tthink its because of one thing in particular, the ocean is finite but the universe is infinite, the ocean reminds you that everything, even things that seem long deep and forebodig, ends, and there is nothing to escape it, while space reminds you that it doesn't mean that there is nothing else to explore
@MishaExAye4 жыл бұрын
*waves frantically* HI CYANA!
@alithia22644 жыл бұрын
Wait there are people who think Roy Mustangs is lawful-aligned? Who seriously watch him go about his business and goes "yeah this man is lawful on the law to chaos scale"
@ge3kg1rl864 жыл бұрын
Today I used the word "nyello" To answer a phone call
@captaincrypto89604 жыл бұрын
That last one hit me in a spiritual level
@MishaExAye4 жыл бұрын
*waves more franticallier* HIIIIII LIZZIE!!!
@swipeslogjack_tgaming94723 жыл бұрын
That "yet..." fucked me up
@alexvegas68104 жыл бұрын
Nyello my good sir.
@Malu-di1ur4 жыл бұрын
3:12 fun fact! Tucanos sometimes like to steal french fries! At least in my city there was a couple of tucanos that would stick around a restaurant and steal french fries. Yes they stole mine more than once.
@daragon12964 жыл бұрын
That ending is beautiful
@campfire97604 жыл бұрын
That ending is PERFECT
@10N1Z3D4 жыл бұрын
As soon as the COVID shutdown lifts, I'm going to the soup store just for that one joke
@angelfire11564 жыл бұрын
I just learned what niche meant today before I watched this video, god literally saw my future and was like "This girl ain't gonna understand that, lets give her some help" (I really hope that's what that is what its suppose to be)
@waxmelted_crayonbox4 жыл бұрын
I am physically, emotionally, and mentally damaged from this my brain has never thought of things this way before
@deamoncastor73074 жыл бұрын
One of those is a description of being an emo.
@l_ndonmusic4 жыл бұрын
0:52 Pucci: “I can fix that”
@ClonedGamer0014 жыл бұрын
3:39 Papyrus is that you?
@flyboy63924 жыл бұрын
3:02 *Awaken intensifies*
@phospenguillite88954 жыл бұрын
penguin will flap
@rosehearttoxic16914 жыл бұрын
Ha the cut off at the end was priceless
@artificialidiot16544 жыл бұрын
I like her voice. It's a nice change
@hate_love12504 жыл бұрын
Perfect! It's almost 5 AM and I was getting bored!
@dracowerepire4 жыл бұрын
The real reason why the ocean depths is freakier than the space abyss is that the abyss of space is light years away and we have yet to confirm if there's life in them. While the ocean, we know there's life in it but we're not sure if that's all the life that's in it
@bursteh11354 жыл бұрын
2:22 spongebob holds patrick because squidwards losing a rap battle
@torricoarksha8334 жыл бұрын
1:04 you literally read the entirety of monster musume.
@firepuppies40864 жыл бұрын
2:28 ROUND AND ROUND. LET THE CITY BURN
@thatguyonyoutube20634 жыл бұрын
We were on the verge of greatness.
@auri10753 жыл бұрын
0:48 thats something you have to think about, i went outside once and started to think about that, how i could do nothing and start to drift into the vastness of space if suddenly the gravity stopped working or smth. I love science and i know how stupid it is, but i swear i felt a huge ammount of vertigo, i felt as if i was about to fall even if the feeling just lasted a few seconds.
@TsunayoshiSawada4694 жыл бұрын
That last one is beautiful
@Mollusk_Magus4 жыл бұрын
This whole video made me laugh so hard I couldn’t eat my Oreos.
@avthendiarie99554 жыл бұрын
That made my dad I always love soup store meme and that part just killed me
@Firestar1564 жыл бұрын
4:01 i would rank him chaotic neutral.
@lazycatstudios69804 жыл бұрын
I sent my friend a screen shot of the real soup store and she texted back this is why we are friends.
@skyrosy22134 жыл бұрын
1:46 but it’s filled with *_y o u g u r t_*
@powderphysics4 жыл бұрын
I have the nyello picture on it's own and I love to terrorise the bird owner FB groups with it from time to time
@thechaoticpaladin4 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaay! Go Lizzie!!
@notagoat2813 жыл бұрын
0:53 Also, uh, fun fact: the ocean is actually _harder_ to explore than the infinite void of the cosmos. Also we're reasonably sure the cosmos is mostly empty space/things that could be a problem if you run into them, but aren't actively hunting you down to kill you, while we are _100%_ sure that the ocean _is_ filled with things that would absolutely hunt you down with the express purpose of killing and eating you.
SO MANY SANDERSIDES BLOGS WHAT THE HECK IM LOVIN THIS
@kitcathuff15914 жыл бұрын
Actually I am more scared of space than of the ocean. Just looking at galaxy pictures give me this sinking falling feeling. I also feel terrible when looking at tall buildings. Lastly I have a fear of heights.
@emilyvos32494 жыл бұрын
0:50 nope im also scared of space
@jacobmutti15284 жыл бұрын
2:02 this sums up IDW transformers Wirl very well. 2:32 .......I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud, I am starting to tear up.......and I'm ok with that.