DDADDS: Best Dad Jokes Ever... 3!

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nyxrising

nyxrising

Күн бұрын

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@lochnessie3837
@lochnessie3837 6 жыл бұрын
I swear, I'll never get enough of Jack as Damien. This is amazing.
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393 6 жыл бұрын
Loch Nessie I KNOW SAME LIKE IT COULDN’T BE MORE SPOT ON. EVERYTHING FROM THE VOICE TO THE WAY HE MOVES
@blueriver.
@blueriver. 6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOSH I JUST LOVE HOW ROBERTS JOKES HAVE GOTTEN PROGRESSIVELY MORE RIDICULOUS THIS IS INCREDIBLE
@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose
@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose 5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine he's A) gotten progressively more drunk and B) he's progressively given less shits.
@pers0n0naplanet7
@pers0n0naplanet7 6 жыл бұрын
"Because he had a frog stapled to his face." I laughed and told my friend. She slowly stood up and moved the stapler to the other side of the room. My teacher then asked why I was laughing, to which I responded "Eliphino."
@everyones-a-cryptic
@everyones-a-cryptic 6 жыл бұрын
Vampires aren't real **tortured stare** ...not like mothman
@lizellelush9342
@lizellelush9342 6 жыл бұрын
Every joke Robert made, I thought of Welcome to Night Vale
@maggie5783
@maggie5783 6 жыл бұрын
Lizelle Lush wow. Now that’s in my head and nightmares aha.
@baphn786
@baphn786 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, just yes.
@juless8832
@juless8832 6 жыл бұрын
Nyx has perfect comedic timing, Robert going into his stories (Like his affair with jesus in the video dating service) kills me every time. And Bee is just so cute with that huge grin, waiting for someone to laugh at those horrible, horrible jokes. And Jack well... Jack, Stay classy baby c;
@forg56
@forg56 6 жыл бұрын
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach *his condition is now stable*
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but that mothman bit killed me 😂
@ChalkKaleidCosplay
@ChalkKaleidCosplay 6 жыл бұрын
"What are you not getting about this?!" Oh Robert
@feedufutur
@feedufutur 6 жыл бұрын
You are all so perfect in these cosplays...
@forg56
@forg56 6 жыл бұрын
Got another: Which country's capital is growing faster? Ireland every year its *Dublin*
@orla9506
@orla9506 6 жыл бұрын
THE CASHIER ONE IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS
@thesewinggeekmiri9029
@thesewinggeekmiri9029 6 жыл бұрын
3:54 Joseph: "...same thing as Jesus," Me: "Having a passionate one-night stand with Robert and then never meeting up ever again?"
@barabelha
@barabelha 6 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic!! The mothman part and the easter joke were my favourites!! You guys are just the best!!
@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045
@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045 6 жыл бұрын
Vampires aren't real *haunted look* Unlike Mothman..
@kaitdunn2316
@kaitdunn2316 6 жыл бұрын
Robert's jokes are always my favourites
@latorzoo1
@latorzoo1 6 жыл бұрын
robert got so worked up over these jokes lmao i loved it
@jayk9043
@jayk9043 6 жыл бұрын
How on earth do you manage to look and act like the characters more than the actual characters? Love your work guys!
@kageyamasmilkbox1404
@kageyamasmilkbox1404 6 жыл бұрын
Robert is basically telling anti jokes and I’m loving it 😂
@kazzandrarodriguez6726
@kazzandrarodriguez6726 6 жыл бұрын
This series could LITERALLY last forever with how many awful, i mean amazing, dad jokes there are in the world. Love you guys
@jodie2763
@jodie2763 6 жыл бұрын
Please never stop uploading these dad jokes videos
@NikolaiHewitt
@NikolaiHewitt 6 жыл бұрын
Right in the giggledick 😂 You guys are great
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393
@ariadnagomez-kelly5393 6 жыл бұрын
eggboydraco well that’s quite the expression 😂
@tarotoffire7070
@tarotoffire7070 6 жыл бұрын
The Elephant and Rhino joke, and the Easter joke were my favorites, but all of these were great! Thank You for an incredible viewing experience Nyxrising :)
@TheSunflowerChild
@TheSunflowerChild 6 жыл бұрын
I swear this is the greatest possible creation in the history of dad joke videos. Thank you.
@bellafleury6932
@bellafleury6932 6 жыл бұрын
I love this I used one of the jokes from the first one of these videos and now my friends call me dad
@demon_rat
@demon_rat 6 жыл бұрын
Bella Fleury I wish my friends did that. They just look disappointed
@bellafleury6932
@bellafleury6932 6 жыл бұрын
bookbot j most of my friends look disappointed and then the rest and are like me and now I’m a dad to 17 of my friends
@lochnessie3837
@lochnessie3837 6 жыл бұрын
I was literally JUST rewatching the first one of these...YESS!!
@TonixCutie
@TonixCutie 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this at work prob wasn't the best thing to do since i couldn't stop laughing. It was well worth it. Please never stop uploading dad jokes... I always look forward to seeing what kind of jokes you guys can come up with.
@artofboredom42
@artofboredom42 6 жыл бұрын
I only know DDADDS from a friend of mine, and I am absolutely over the moon of you guys doing Dad Jokes! Keep up the great work!
@ashphoenix7701
@ashphoenix7701 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't simultaneously laughed and rolled my eyes so hard since I actually had a dad
@LesArise
@LesArise 6 жыл бұрын
I was watching the other two yesterday and check by sub box today to find this! I’m so happy
@ioanna542
@ioanna542 6 жыл бұрын
I just love Robert's jokes so much.....
@girlwithcow
@girlwithcow 6 жыл бұрын
i live for dad jokes, it's the only thing worth living for
@nomas4336
@nomas4336 6 жыл бұрын
Vampires aren't real, not like mothman. I love him so much😂
@GodsDragonRider
@GodsDragonRider 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys for being so amazing and hilarious. I'm 20 and going through my first break-up right now, and your videos always make me smile and laugh. It makes me feel less alone and really helps a lot. :-) Thank you!!!
@loridragon1118
@loridragon1118 5 жыл бұрын
The duck joke killed me 😂
@mariayallop1297
@mariayallop1297 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ROBERT I HAVE MORE DARK JOKES TO SCARE MY ANNOYING COWORKERS AWAY
@orla9506
@orla9506 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this and drinking tea; a mood
@gothic_ace2037
@gothic_ace2037 6 жыл бұрын
Robert is too precious for this world
@sunshineflicker6120
@sunshineflicker6120 6 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER ONE?!?! We are blessed
@ccalxndr
@ccalxndr 6 жыл бұрын
And so the next round of torturing my friends begins. Thank you ;)
@everyones-a-cryptic
@everyones-a-cryptic 6 жыл бұрын
It's annoyingly hard to remember all these for later... oh well I guess I'll just watch it eight million more times so I can't forget
@ooachilliaoox2282
@ooachilliaoox2282 6 жыл бұрын
Well that was HILARIOUS - as ever you guys are amazing!
@moonyollie6977
@moonyollie6977 6 жыл бұрын
Ffs guys, where do you even get these, and have you no shame?
@marissa108
@marissa108 6 жыл бұрын
This...this is the best fucking thing I've seen in months... 😂😂😂😂
@hesaowl4549
@hesaowl4549 6 жыл бұрын
THESE GIVE ME LIFE!!! XD Dad jokes are the best.
@chrisnicole7544
@chrisnicole7544 6 жыл бұрын
why did Little Girl Suzy fall off the swing. cause she had no arms! knock knock! (whos there?) NOT LITTLE GIRL SUZY
@matis4184
@matis4184 6 жыл бұрын
I swear these videos make my day better and my sides hurt. Thank you so much 😂 I love them
@sarahconolly3510
@sarahconolly3510 6 жыл бұрын
Robert is me when to try and tell a joke and I love it
@ramble4395
@ramble4395 6 жыл бұрын
Omg the picture it’s their in the background.
@Ticcitoby34
@Ticcitoby34 6 жыл бұрын
I wish they would continue these I loved the DDADS stuff
@DarthShadie
@DarthShadie 6 жыл бұрын
Weak days! lol The deck one was pretty good too. I'm there laughing my head off, then I tell the joke to my husband who's sitting in his chair, and he's just, meh! I'm like, you're a dad, you should find these funny.
@shad3thehunter989
@shad3thehunter989 6 жыл бұрын
You guys always make me smile when I watched your videos. Keep up the amazing work
@beckly321
@beckly321 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love these far more than is reasonable
@robynconnormurphy645
@robynconnormurphy645 6 жыл бұрын
Robert is my spirit animal
@himboghost629
@himboghost629 4 жыл бұрын
Robert: vampires aren't real Damian: *exists* Robert: >:/
@user-xh6kt7qz6k
@user-xh6kt7qz6k 6 жыл бұрын
This is my guilty pleasure.
@weedwizard609
@weedwizard609 6 жыл бұрын
Again amazing video! You all are the best.
@sleepy-va
@sleepy-va 6 жыл бұрын
2 dislikes? Why? This is amazing!!!
@TheLilacButterfly
@TheLilacButterfly 6 жыл бұрын
Is Robert gradually more drunk or just going through a crisis? 😂😂😂
@sunshineflicker6120
@sunshineflicker6120 6 жыл бұрын
3:54 For all ya dads out there in the neighborhood, beware for Joseph might want to show you his yacht this weekend ;;;)
@kurtsiecolferites2160
@kurtsiecolferites2160 3 жыл бұрын
Omg these dad jokes are so hilariously bad! Thanks for these videos, they really make my day.
@KateriEcho
@KateriEcho 6 жыл бұрын
YAAAASSSSSS! Bad dad jokes forever!!!!
@sashawolfson3602
@sashawolfson3602 6 жыл бұрын
Best Videos Ever You guys are amazing
@AWapBamBoomAlakazam
@AWapBamBoomAlakazam 6 жыл бұрын
* lays down on the ground, into fetal position *
@gaykinq7784
@gaykinq7784 6 жыл бұрын
i'm crying this is amazing
@shardonayM
@shardonayM 6 жыл бұрын
“Father, Why?!”
@scoutkuma
@scoutkuma 6 жыл бұрын
Robert...I got it...Hell if I know. Yes. You're funny
@slytherkey4898
@slytherkey4898 6 жыл бұрын
I got it Robert It is hell-if-i-know
@madmax1510
@madmax1510 6 жыл бұрын
I loved this so much aha x
@mads9545
@mads9545 6 жыл бұрын
these are so good where do you even get them
@TheDiplomancer
@TheDiplomancer 6 жыл бұрын
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has cold, dead eyes.
@InfernalCosmos
@InfernalCosmos 6 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so much! These are hilarious!!
@tnays17
@tnays17 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it hurts jack to put in those purple contacts.how does he feel when he has to take them out.
@NyxRising
@NyxRising 6 жыл бұрын
Contacts don't hurt if you wear them right! Nyx is wearing contacts for Robert too :) you can't really feel them at all
@maggie5783
@maggie5783 6 жыл бұрын
I get it Robert.
@bravepaperclip9384
@bravepaperclip9384 6 жыл бұрын
this was out while i was in the hotel with my friends for a con... why man, why
@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045
@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045 6 жыл бұрын
THE FROG STAPLED TO HIS FACE IS A JOKE MY BEST FRIEND MAKES LITERALLY ALL THE TIME AND IT HAS A SECOND PART THAT'S JUST AS HILARIOUS AND NONSENSICAL (or at least she adds the second part XD) The full thing goes: Why's Timmy crying? Because somebody stapled a frog to his face. Why's Timmy happy? Because someone injected him with heroin. Yeah it's kinda fucked up ig but it's also super fucking hilarious so.
@LiquoricePizza
@LiquoricePizza 6 жыл бұрын
This is awesome ilysm
@alexis-04020
@alexis-04020 6 жыл бұрын
AMAZING! 😍😂
@ashinsertlastnamehere4272
@ashinsertlastnamehere4272 6 жыл бұрын
Thought I would share what I learned today about Samson after he was mentioned by [Joseph]. In Judges 15:15 Samson murdered a thousand men with the jawbone of a donkey...
@sage_in_palmmall5301
@sage_in_palmmall5301 6 жыл бұрын
I love it.
@mlavelle14100
@mlavelle14100 6 жыл бұрын
these jokes are so awful, i love it 👌💕
@mlavelle14100
@mlavelle14100 6 жыл бұрын
also congrats on hitting 30k guys!!!!!
@youtubegameraddict5016
@youtubegameraddict5016 6 жыл бұрын
Is Robert okay? 😅
@sugarchains1066
@sugarchains1066 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know if im laughing or groaning?
@awexevans1300
@awexevans1300 6 жыл бұрын
Yay
@codemonkey3569
@codemonkey3569 5 жыл бұрын
Could someone please help Robert? Okay thanks
@jordanfair9979
@jordanfair9979 6 жыл бұрын
The christian dad jokes are so bad but so funny XD
@rheannadaniels9031
@rheannadaniels9031 3 жыл бұрын
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
@cheesebatto
@cheesebatto 6 жыл бұрын
Because 7 was a registered six offender
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