O&A: Patrice O'Neal's Relationship Advice

[@Agora2021]

Finding him now and learning he's dead at the same time is physically painful.

[@tobiashansen488]

+Agora2021 yeah i feel the same way, no new material :(

[@pinktowneleven1502]

+Agora2021 I found him ten days after he died, how fucked up is that

[@Royalbleunotes83]

same here he became my fav comedian and found out he was dead all at once

[@benifitotd3447]

Agora2021 it's time I said, The world lost a good one. And was really really sad about it

[@boomboom6273]

Whаt Меn RЕАLLY Wааааnt => twitter.com/daedde27a0f187927/status/804693412402241537 О А Pааtriсе О Nеаl s Rеlаtiоnshiр Аdviсе

[@emmanuellora1544]

This man has done more to improve my life than my own dad. RIP to a legend.

[@aliclam4787]

Felt that

[@fernendo4]

Me too. My dad ruined me. He is a beta male. Not his fault though. No one thought him.

[@cameronfindlay5574]

Had the same relationship to my father as Patrice to his. Needless to say he's helped.

[@xavierbronsoncomedy]

I love my dad but yes same here

[@russBwright]

Just remember your dad gave you life

[@Haywerth]

"There is not one reason why you should have a bad time in a relationship." Wow.

[@SereneSimian]

It really is startling the first time you hear it, if you've been taught all the typical bs about relationships. Tons of unnecessary drama and negativity comes from a woman's manipulation and emotional volatility. They believe that they are entitled to inflict that on a man. Our lives can be stressful enough without a woman lashing our spirit and breaking it down with her nonsense. Their instinct is to wear you down and take control of you on their hunt for ownership of your nutsack. Our manhood and boundaries are infinitely more valuable than their cooch, stay ready to say goodbye if she infringes on you. We are here realizing that we can and must say (to reference the great Al Bundy): No Ma'am.

[@wnynewjersey222]

Right that hit hard

[@wnynewjersey222]

Are you a teacher or doctor 😂⚰️

[@Jero-P]

Of course there is!

[@DanYellowZena]

Patrice O'Neal helped me through a ROUGH breakup in late 2018. It was so bad that I was physically getting ill. I lost so much of myself investing in that relationship. I knew about Patrice for a long time and decided I needed to listen to him. I remember him having brash but great advice. So I take a trip down memory lane and listen to Patrice. And my-oh-man. I wish I had listened to him DURING my relationship. After a month of being a bitch, Patrice (and Jocko) helped me out more than anyone. My closest friends, family members couldn't even help me. Patrice immediately made me man the fuck up. Wish he were here nowadays, he's greatly needed.

[@Kinos141]

So, to summarize, good ppl, the way to keep your woman is to always be ready to leave her. That way she knows she has no control over you, like how you have no control over her. Simple to understand, but hard to implement.

[@hitori_shinbukutetsuyama9050]

+Kinos141 my relationship is like this. i spoil the shit out of my girlfriend but she has the constant worry in the back of her head that i can go out and catch other fish. thats what makes her act right lol. RIP PATRICE

[@Living_Legend85]

Interesting stuff. Because women are leavable not lovable

[@robbasso893]

Like I’ve heard it said, “In a relationship, the one with the most power is the one who cares the least.”

[@matthewscott4629]

Especially when we've been programmed to do the opposite

[@Jero-P]

​@@robbasso893government

[@tankmaster1018]

Dude...Patrice was just a fucking genius, not just in women and relationships, but in almost all aspects of life. I cannot express in words how upsetting it is to discover somebody like him AFTER they have already died. It feels like someone robbed the world of one of its best people. It almost feels like a crime that he died when he did at his age. He still had so much more that he could do and so many people's lives he could still change. The world is cruel sometimes guys...

[@antonio8904100]

Patrice was one of the best, period. I've been enjoying his stuff since 2005 but in all honesty that wasn't long enough. Wish he was still living...

[@TheLawrence05]

+tankmaster1018 The world is always cruel!!!

[@elliottturner4002]

+tankmaster1018 "Another dead hero"

[@freedomfighters9188]

Patrice you are a Legend my friend and you are sadly missed by all..truly a genius who spoke the truth to all of us

[@spooninspoon]

+tankmaster1018 very well said a fucking mans man is what he was...

[@Bonethugs90]

"A happy man is a happy relationship, a happy woman is a miserable man!" That is just beautiful! I'm gonna fucking tattoo that on my forehead! 😝

[@RSD22.]

LOL forehead

[@emmanuelowino9626]

😂😂

[@Jero-P]

Good luck idiot

[@nateg9770]

I miss Patrice he was the man. I'm so glad these conversations are out there for people to hear and people love it. R.I.P. PATRICE YOU ARE THE MAN STILL!!!!

[@ivoryhawk87]

I keep coming back to this. His words changed my life so fucking much. I wish I would have known about this while it was happening. What a gift he has given to everyone. Thank you for uploading this

[@arthurzetes]

How has your life changed because of him?

[@shizz9954]

Rs bro same here. Wish I knew about him 10 yea ago

[@UnderseaCaveman]

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.....RIP Patrice!!!!!

[@toneriggz]

Patrice made "goofy bitch" fashionable as a term. RIP.

[@briancoulter2675]

I use it to this day.

[@BIGNOSEPOPPA]

Brian Coulter i use it as well because of Patrice

[@nidhibhat1504]

Аre you making these mistаkеs with yоur mаn? twitter.com/aa553651fdb95b460/status/804693412402241537 O A Рatriсе О Neаl s Rеlаtioоoоnshiр Adviсe

[@Omoiyari23]

i use it to this day as well lmao

[@blackbruelee]

I can't think of a better term for these dumb goofy bitches....Long Live Patrice.

[@wooooooot1]

26:00 36:40 40:25 49:00 55:15 1:00:00 1:06:30 1:08:00

[@xMrP1nkx]

wooooooot1 your are a goddamn champion!

[@slimboyd]

We love you

[@blackatheist6549]

The hero we need but didn't deserve

[@codygreene9067]

It's mind blowing how fucking smart Patrice was. In all facets of life, he always had the best angle on every thing.

[@QuoteFarm]

Hearing him talk about how Anthony's girlfriend is going to play him is so satisfying because it all came true. Patrice knew exactly what he was talking about.

[@matthewscott4629]

No S? That's hilarious

[@tundemichael]

It came freaking true 100%. The guy got f***k in the ass in divorce settlement. She claimed she made him funny and as such wants a part of whatever he makes from comedy forever. And it was GRANTED.

[@kodymonroe2613]

@@tundemichael 😞

[@johnLennon255]

​@@tundemichael yea that's not what happened. When ant got divorced he and Patrice didn't even know each other yet. The girl Patrice is referring to was just ants girlfriend at the time.

[@Karrotdiff]

@@johnLennon255I think her name was Melinda, his wife was Jennifer .

[@jezebulls]

Patrice is the best at delivering the most realest knowledge in the most hilarious way possible.

[@chucksmash1]

"That's why your husband is on the road 7 & a half days out of 6." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MrHwilRRR]

*riprofllmfao* xD

[@ShadQuakeFix]

That's a fucking sledgehammer of a comeback

[@alexandrebravo4472]

she had no chance hahaha "the only power you have is the power I let you have"

[@whitedolemite1787]

I'm just happy that Patrice's spirit lives forever in these KZbin videos. It's always the dead ones that make the biggest impact. RIP

[@TeKillaShot]

Nice profile pic

[@vickvinegar5456]

26:07, that is literally the perfect advice for any guy wanting to keep or get a girl. If they think you NEED them in order to be happy, you will not succeed in keeping them or getting them to want you.

[@elliotemmanuelnogo1632]

Thank you

[@carloseskimo]

after listening to this, I regret immensely for never having the chance to ask Patrice for relationship advice.... R.I.P. KING

[@SjoeperdKnoepert]

'Women's power is in your fear of whatever they're gonna do.' Wow, had to play that back to fully overstand!

[@89whodatcha]

"either a wife or a lotta hoes" lmao

[@kevincondna8784]

Damn Patrice is speaking GOLD here for all men and he just flows with it so easily, glad I listened to this one, gonna apply the O'Neal Standard asap :)

[@EmpireJonesMCA]

Wow great upload..... I always wondered where the Black Phillip Show name came from plus this has all the snippets played in the intro !!! Epic made my freakin day

[@razorslice99]

I had a miscarriage daddy , now that was so funny.

[@xxx6OCENTxxx]

mrnaagyman77 I read this before listening and wondered what the context was. I was not disappointed

[@Thedarkknight2244]

That actually took me a good 30 seconds to fully process the insanity of that punchline

[@truestdude]

8 years & we're still listening in 2022!! It's amazing we're still having these same discussions in 2022. Shit man we've been having these conversations since the days of Oprah & Donahue. But we as men have evolved & we've woken up & now WE KNOW OUR WORTH!! Major thx 2 the late Kevin Samuels & the late Patrice O'Neal 2 legends. Can u imagine if these 2 were here today & they had their own podcast in THESE TIMES?!!! Kevin JUST passed away a few short months ago. Smh damn it man. Life just ain't fair sometimes. Rip gentlemen. U are appreciated!!

[@koboskolors]

Even more applicable now in 24’

[@jamrockingston]

I live my life by this man's teachings

[@iXiuxe717]

The parts I’ve utilized have worked like a fucking charm

[@anubhav908]

@@iXiuxe717 can you please point out a few and help a brother? I'd appreciate that very much.

[@xavierhernandez1780]

@@anubhav908 the whole video is free game from a prophet

[@stantoncochran536]

@@anubhav908 Treat them well, but make sure they understand that they are replaceable, that you don’t need them, or any female for that matter, to be happy.

[@101dkokomaster]

"I don't want no harressless bitch" lmaooooo

[@Dre2Dee2]

101dkokomaster SERIOUSLY! Cant take notes fast enough, LOL

[@phanatic215]

It's a compliment to the guy if dudes are trying to buy your girl drinks or talk her up at the bar.

[@keithode1737]

Right?! I tell my bitch that all the time.

[@JonMcAfee]

+Papah Flocka tryina pick up*

[@darkwing451]

Patrice knowledge is timeless

[@ronaldperkele]

Rules to live by: What would patrice do

[@arthurbarrios888]

I listen to Patrice daily. I love this guy

[@TheeOrdinaryBrown]

17:23 Patrice correctly predicts Anthony's future and Anthony dismisses him. Patrice was at the least very perceptive, at best he was a prophet.

[@danielmenjivar793]

poor guy

[@Austin6403]

Anthony was already divorced before this episode

[@TheeOrdinaryBrown]

@@Austin6403 Patrice was talking about the girl Ant was with at the time of this recording. True to his prophecy, the girl and Ant ended up separating shortly after this, leading to the Antholini Saga.

[@MrMexiSalv]

This is the birth of The Black Phillip Show.

[@DIVIDEON]

An epic moment in time..

[@drerob21]

46:41 is the most hilarious silence of all time😂

[@BdDaBOMB]

Women's power is in your fear of whatever they might do

[@Layman927]

"You can talk, I'll... I'll listen to ya talk about nuthin'"

[@drewinsur7321]

@CreeWilly "WHO HAD THE HERPES??"

[@cameronfindlay5574]

"I'mm the racist!"

[@chapin2864]

IM A PIMP

[@nigelwilliams4203]

Love this thread

[@lowbo47omsascotave]

*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* _Tappin' in from South Central LA_ The birth of The Black Phillip Show. I've listened to and recommended this on several occasions. For those who weren't familiar with him, I always recommend listening to this clip before listening to the 12 episodes of The Black Phillip Show. In my humble opinion, still one of the greatest series on the internet. Rest easy Big Homie. 🙏🏾 We're listening. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

[@SereneSimian]

Tremendous

[@lowbo47omsascotave]

@@SereneSimian *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !* Tremendous indeed. 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

[@OnMyGrindEveryDay]

God.. Patrice you are a genius!.. when he's equating a relationship with losing your favorite pencil.. "It's our arrogance, as men, because they're possessions.." "that's why we lose our minds when they leave.. because they when they leave us, we are so arrogant to think we can control them. I don't think I can control my girl, I just want let her know she can't control ME which is all she needs to do. it's not her job to make me miserable.. GOLDEN..

[@watermalone7432]

this was the birth of the black phillip show rip Patrice

[@BrianIngham]

"mmm, I had a miscarriage daddy...." DAMN!!!

[@freedomfighters9188]

I had a wonderful dream where I saw Patrice and he was in good spirits, call me spiritual but we talked of course about woman and we where joking and laughing histerically..then I woke up...it still was very refreshing to have seen him in my dream.. :)

[@khalilsmith9043]

+FREEDOM FIGHTERS It's possible that you astral projected and talked to Patrice's spirit.

[@sneakykamon]

Any of you guys read Von’s book “Speak Fluent Man”? I finished it last weekend and she definitely made Patrice proud and the final chapter is honestly a tearjerker when she details Patrice’s final moments.

[@iXiuxe717]

sneakykamon what’s crazy is I was looking for Patrice’s book while listening, ran across your comment and it was under suggested reading. Good shit bro.

[@thatsnotmyname1]

@@iXiuxe717 there’s a book that some anonymous fan has written that is a compilation of Patrice’s advice on women from his Black Phillip Show and more. Maybe that’s the one you were looking for? It’s called “Men it’s your fault”.

[@aarondudfield2837]

I actually have it, will definitely read that now.

[@fkp1692]

Is there ANYONE on radio now that even comes close to Patrice? I need a modern-day black Phillip! Help me out I'm dyin'

[@Jus2Trill07]

No not that I know of. But Corey Holcomb is pretty funny and of the same ilk as Patrice... He's just a couple of notches below. Patrice truly was special

[@Ted708]

Jus2Trill07 corey holcomb is the man however patrice elevated his philosophy of woman into a science! corey is the funiest comedian i've ever heard but he doesn't have the deep takes that patrice had.. but there is dante nero, the best friend of patrice that created the beige phillip show

[@Ted708]

Jus2Trill07 check out dante nero and the "beige phillip show"

[@Jus2Trill07]

I totally agree, that's the same way I describe the two to others. I've listened to beige Philip a few times and it's cool... But just isn't the same as black Philip. Dante's cool and knows his stuff, but I just need that philosophy combined with comedy that only Patrice could bring.

[@nyuki187]

Jus2Trill07 Dante is nice but i kind of stopped listening after episode 40, it's just Mara laughing, and laid back talk. Dante comes from a different world of fucking hunderds of girls, he doesn't look at pussy the same way Patrice and most people that don't fuck even tens of girls (let alone hundreds ffs) think. He DOES bring so good advice, but past the first 10-20 episodes i kind of dozed off since we're not on the same level. just revisit Black phillip when you feel that you need some reminders.

[@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200]

Damn he actually really helped that dude at 53:46 ! That probably changed his life

[@bplup6419]

"You're wrong Patrice, men don't control relationships, my husband and I are equal partners and share everything." Five seconds later. "He *gave* me the option to stay at home."

[@WW-ip4rc]

"easy to love, hard to like".....real shit

[@deadlikecobain3755]

Words to live by every time. Patrice was ALWAYS a beast.

[@djairalert422]

Everytime my girl pisses me off my inner Patrice kicks in and she gets her feelings hurt, but in turn I get my happiness.. R.I.P to the legend Patrice O’Neill 🙏🏽💪🏽

[@kroxx2]

I just put Patricie on the KZbin whenever we argue 😅😅😅😅 and she gets so mad😅

[@InsideUCLA71]

I can't believe how much I miss him.

[@AnthonySmith-nk8ct]

I hope All his friends takes all these podcast and turn it into a book on dating in his honor

[@jordanwood183]

A legendary broadcast. This episode was the zenith point that started his Black Phillip show. This was a special man. An important person in history. Some of his philosophies bring happiness to relationships. It might save marriages for some! May his words remain in the discussion for generations to come. Peace be upon Patrice forever 🙏🏼

[@13shokey]

"take care ho ho ho" hahah

[@fatflamingo6599]

32:54 Sounded like my dog when I accidentally stepped on his tail😂

[@asddasasdful]

35:20 'what would Patrice do' ..bracelets, coffee mugs, hats & t-shirts, get on it!

[@blakelip3]

Patrice best advice was when I learned women liked me for other things my women problems stopped

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

All hail Patrice O 'Neil.

[@Datsun280zxzxzx]

The universe couldn't except this free true knowledge.. RIP brutha! Skool um on the other side.

[@hanchockelias5123]

Mannn I swear this is soul wrecking The entertainment this man gives is amazing

[@marcusbeason]

“Shut the front door-door-do…” 😂

[@BajaCali-uj7px]

Always come back for a refresher course

[@ostsweinen5240]

Patrice is a fucking relationship guru

[@TheControlStick1]

Is it just me or is the sound quality SO much better on this video than most other O&A shows on KZbin

[@thelastchimp]

this is crisp

[@kevinherrera351]

It is now 2022! Its still the best advise.

[@YAH2121]

Imagine what Patrice would say about modern feminism...omg

[@YAH2121]

DJ Gaming What? Feminism is still a thing and a PROBLEM dude.

[@YAH2121]

DJ Gaming Well I disagree on that sentiment.

[@rellicbeats]

Imagine what he would have said about that mattress bitch

[@DCSTARMAN]

@@lDarkfoxxl over the past 5 years it's changed dramatically

[@jpatt222]

It’s easy to love them, hard to like them! Pimp apostle Patrice

[@deafjeff8520]

His (step daughter) speaks at his funeral, her comments resonate as to the man he was. A wanderful person to admire

[@blkplaguelmc]

Know what's worse than finding Patrice after hes been dead? Being vaguely aware of him as the webjunk guy and never paying him any attention when he was alive Pain

[@dereck7017]

Hilarious how the whole time you can hear Anthony losing his mind over the simple fact that in that moment he knew he had radio gold.

[@shavanga]

the birth of the black phillip show

[@SmarterTebya]

This is some real life wisdom. Telling you. Patrice is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTLY right on every single word he spits out. There are very, I mean, very few women that won't go for those things and concept. Other than that - right on spot, fella. The best way to act - is to not give a single solitude fuck while speaking or doing smth with women.

[@jackedpreacher6570]

Still works like a charm in 2023.

[@DannyFrio]

29:33 “dead baby food” 😭😂

[@TobyHoly]

Frigging Patrice his laugh and story about the miscarriage at 28:44 hahahahhahahhahahahahh

[@chicaliqc]

never heard this side of him until now ( 2022) he was so ahead of his time it made me wiki search him. and it's crazy how when you name someone with a purpose in mind they most likely become that in some shape or form. he can definitely be considered a leader or a forefather of the Red pill or in today's term the Kevin Samuel's if the world type movements to bring men and relationships back to the proper order. Source...Wikipedia O'Neal was born on December 7, 1969, in New York City.[1][4] His mother Georgia named him after Patrice Lumumba, the leader of the Congolese independence movement and the country's first prime minister, and African-American human rights activist Malcolm X.[

[@MMRome]

I discovered Patrice around 2015 & I search “Patrice O’Neal comedy 2015” only to find out he was dead was painful man.

[@AriMayweather]

PO & KS is the reason I’m the wife I am. Thank God for them and KZbin lol

[@MommaKnowsBestest]

Watching this in 2024. Love human still here.

[@elliotemmanuelnogo1632]

This guy 😭😂😂😂 I must learn his relationship advice 😂😂😂

[@missinglink2749]

CAN YOU IMAGINE PATRICE AND JOEY DIAZ IN THE SAME SPECIAL⁉⁉❗❗❗😂

[@johnnybgood774]

No

[@markbaxter6972]

Nope

[@elias197859]

Nah

[@calebtruax8618]

TREMENDOUS

[@Jordache52]

His series BLACK PHILLIP has 12 episodes....once a year I listen to them for bitch rehab....#6 is best

[@scottic_wss]

bitch rehab hahahahahahahhahah

[@Swoost]

I had a miscarriage daddy hahahahahahaha

[@beeph1828]

Some day, there will be a comedian to pick up the torch where Patrice left it. There will never be another Patrice, I just hope I'm alive to see it.

[@n300zx931]

Patrice is dead on. Everytime.

[@adamdean1128]

"Patrice youre full of bullshit, do you know that?" "yeah" 🤣

[@hadsaadat8283]

Patrice is THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[@Mr_No_CaP]

2022 still listening to the master

[@Respect2theFallen]

Wtf were they talkin about before Patrice joined 😂😂🤣😂 Patrice a damn legend.

[@trentongm]

funny to hear anthony mention how a girl would freak out if you took her picture

[@ddd1234ify]

Trenton Green HAHAHAHAHA he really is an idiot

[@shine9718]

“A woman’s power is in your fear of what they might do.” 🎯

[@historyrepeat402]

The audio on this episode sounds great

[@thegiftedone]

Love that no one ever gets Cumia’s, silent but deadly, impression of Brian Reagan!

[@tobymcgroby8967]

This is the birth of the Black Phillip show👏

[@doitlive1279]

lmfao the dude about the PoW. this is the funniest ducking thing i've heard in years. listerslly never laughed this fuckjng hard

[@654321poiuytrewq0987]

I agree you can't have a girlfriend and a house for long

[@andytroy3787]

He was the greatest!

[@lindboknifeandtool]

32:17 love the delivery of this

[@lindboknifeandtool]

56:19 my ex to a T

[@ForeverSculpting]

46:25 was so funny 😂😂😂

[@AbdullahMikalRodriguez]

Greatest hour of info on the internet

[@anthonywilliams4943]

"Oh, wow. Thanks. You're fourth."

[@lou_kang_]

I can’t believe I used to listen to this dude in 5th grade 😂😂😂

[@HamptonFarly]

This is up there ☝🏼 Quality

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

I'm not saying he's right about everything. But it makes a stupid amount of sense.