O.J.'s 'Confession'

#90s #oj #ojsimpson #ojsimpsontrial #truecrime #nicolebrown #rongoldman #trial #trialofthecentury #ifididit #ididit #books

[@lbon5479]

that's the slickest move a book cover designer could've made damn

[@tambetott626]

​@@FlyingRep The intent was to get their money. So what?

[@moronicalmeister]

@@FlyingRep implicate a murderer in the murder he did*

[@xavis_dad]

Graphic designers in the klan be like

[@FooxTru]

@@FlyingRep what, you don't believe he did it?

[@Real_Mick3y6]

It's like the arcade Jaws game

[@MahouSoju]

OJ can finally rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.

[@user-mv2fv7tt4s]

Who was it I haven’t heard anything about them finding the killer??

[@King_Snail]

True

[@dandelion555]

​@@user-mv2fv7tt4s the joke is that OJ recently died

[@intracatestrider2987]

@@user-mv2fv7tt4sI mean, legally they never did 😂

[@marijajanicijevic8211]

Good one😂😂😂

[@superdrummergaming]

That's one of my favorite book covers of all time. "If" in size 1 font and "I did it" in size 48.

[@elijahstinnett2429]

Fr you already know the marketing agent got a nice promotion after that banger.

[@saorise28]

And on the spine the “if” is the same size font but it’s in fucking WHITE! As a graphic designer myself, I LOVE this cover 😆

[@stellviahohenheim]

OJ is probably have the best version of marrying a white woman i mean look at Jonathan Majors dude lost everything

[@alexelejalde7995]

@@saorise28I never noticed that detail on that side of the book, that’s fucking genius of the cover designer plus the front

[@Benderthegr865]

That's awesome your favorite book cover is from a murderer that got to walk the streets his whole life while the family is still suffering today. Great person you must be

[@kyleturner7309]

Now it’s “when I did it”.

[@XStyles6]

Why I did it

[@SeaanMiller]

they find a 2nd book in his house.."how i did it"

[@vladivosdog]

Where I did it

[@marioboi323]

Who I did it (with)

[@sinjin-kaib2443]

(How) I Did It

[@thisisakoolname9927]

The man really pulled "I didn't kill her... Or did I?"

[@Thugg12]

I feel like on his deathbed he’s going to say some shit like I did it😂😂 but truly crazy how he got away?

[@jimmythe-gent]

Yeah, he most definitely did, and one of the jurors even gave him a 'black power fist' after the not guilty verdict was read. The jury was split down racial lines... He did it.

[@thecapone45]

Did I?… did I, did I did did I dooooo 😎🐐

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

He's an absolute scum bag murderer but he got a pass because he's black.

[@TheDerpyBoi]

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

[@fyisic]

The book describes his emotions and thoughts so well that either he is an amazing award winning writer, or he actual did the crime.

[@jo-gu4ln]

he had ghostwriters i believe

[@Qwerty0791]

Not a lot of multiple concussion patient authors around

[@jordanmartens5591]

​@@Qwerty0791 huh? Nah there's tons. A lot of great authors had rough lives with tons of injuries, including concussions. It's almost more likely

[@Neon-ws8er]

he is completely innocent wdym

[@ghostcat11]

now hear me out, what if he didn't do it

[@Myriad.sounds]

That's the slickest legal shade throwing book cover ever lmao

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@mohshad]

Book 2: And I'll do it again. Book 3: Dammit, I shouldn't have done it.

[@doremind1]

Book 4: It's hot in here...

[@illusive1fifty1]

​@@doremind1 it probably is hot in hell where he is

[@Tardu00]

Or book 2: Oops I did it again 3: I played with your heart Sorry not to be disrespectful to the victim’s family, just the title immediately reminded me that lol

[@xinpingdonohoe3978]

​@@Tardu00 you kind of lost a little steam at the end there.

[@rgmoney14101994]

​@@xinpingdonohoe3978 tbh.... at the beginning*

[@literally-just-a-bee]

"I didn't kill them, but here's details from the murder that only the killer would know"

[@OhioStudiosOG]

69 likes🎉

[@506Edai]

​@@jimboSleeeeiiicestfu mate you sounds so dumb Being able to prove something in court and privilege are 2 different things They only say privilege when a white kid shoots and kill some black folks, there is clear evidence of it, but he gets away with it Or other examples of privilege This is not the case He was found not guilty after some time in prison, right ? He would have been on house arrest, waiting trial, and then found not guilty, if it was privilege 😂

[@basedjiren3889]

It was written after the trial lmao. We all know he did it but let's not spread fake news

[@basedjiren3889]

​@jimboSleeeeiiice because the justice system is still incredibly slanted in favor of white people and anyone pretending otherwise is a moron. He's just lucky he had a lot of money and the trial happened after the Rodney King incident

[@NotDuncan]

@@basedjiren3889 there are details in the book about the murder that weren’t released into the public.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

Cancer: “If I did it”

[@frederikpahxala9518]

Naah this comment is too underrated

[@obey2263]

Naw this comment is wild 😭

[@NADA11000]

That's crazy 💀💀💀

[@NKBZ]

😭😭😭

[@Black_Caucus]

I don't get it can someone explain, I feel dumb. Is this a reference to the disease or to the horoscope? lol

[@sc6658]

I actually read If I Did It in a university class on memoir. My professor used it to demonstrate an unreliable narrator and used it together with other contemporary sources on the case and events leading up. He was a really awesome professor.

[@Cumberland1]

Oj aj oj hak cipta

[@Cumberland1]

Tapi aku tidak ada lagi kesempatan datang dan langsung pergi untuk selamanya tidak akan datang dari luar kota dan

[@AverageLlama_Guy]

Idk what Cumberland is on but he may have had a stroke someone should check on him

[@Cumberland1]

@@AverageLlama_Guy 777 ұ

[@hatti...]

​@@AverageLlama_Guybro is genuinely tweaking

[@GaterBoyYt]

shrodingers confession

[@Jidion56]

Rip such a great man

[@THE-SCARECROW-a111]

Real

[@lukestarkiller1470]

It’s literally like Edgar Allan Poe’s short story The Tell-tale Heart, where the protagonist tries to explain why he’s not insane by explaining how carefully thought out and executed his murder was and how no insane person could have done it so carefully and perfectly

[@geetarguy777]

It’s easy to convince the world you’re insane, the challenging thing to do is convince them you’re sane again 😂

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

111th/*114thliker

[@victorvg666]

Common misconception psychopaths and serial killers are not insane they are fully aware of their actions and can therefore be punished. People with schizophrenia can be insane doing a psychosis. They do not know what they are doing, therefore they cannot be held liable. Or that is at least how it is where I am from. The expression being insane and being legally insane is two completely different things.

[@foc42]

I can easily imagine Robert Downey blackfacing once more for a leap-of-faith trial to steal an oscar from a well known POC colleague in 2024

[@Junker-kr4sd]

@@victorvg666 do a psychosis

[@mikef55]

Imagine if they put the "IF" in braille 😭

[@genericbee1902]

⠼⠊⠋ I did it

[@itaintova8309]

LOL

[@sharonrigs7999]

Or in Spanish lol ' Si, I did it' can mean ' Yes, I did it' or ' If, I did it '

[@BeesAR]

@@sharonrigs7999 si only means yes with an accent on the i

[@sharonrigs7999]

@@BeesAR All the more ambiguous

[@kmatsui4186]

holy shit, the if on the spine of the book was so faint i literally had to look 3 times to see it 😭amazing work by the cover designer

[@markcollinsage45]

Oj can now finally rest knowing the real killer is dead

[@robs5688]

Correction: OJ can now finally rest, knowing that he took the fall for his son, Jason.

[@slaydog5102]

@@robs5688it was a drug deal, keep coping pink boy.

[@Thatoneguy.wastaken]

@@slaydog5102yap

[@troyklein6379]

@@robs5688 Bro was he really THAT good as a football player?

[@jaddyd424]

@@troyklein6379 With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards.

[@HugeShep]

Imagine "not" killing your wife and then writing a book about how you would kill her if you did.

[@Hebelinahebel1]

If you owed a lot of money then yeah i find it reasonable to write such a book because a title like that would gain attention. The media does it all the time aswell, they say things that are utragous for attention, if they can do it why cant any other individual?

[@sergalcube1003]

@@Hebelinahebel1 the book is literally how and why he would murder his wife

[@TriNguyen-he7xk]

@@Hebelinahebel1 A: the book goes beyond just a quirky title it literally describes what if O.J simpson killed his wife. Its not some sensationalist hitpiece it delivers exactly as promised. "If i did it" and goes on to describe if O.J Simpson did it B: its really fucking sus to talk in detail about killing your wife if you didn't actually do it .... while its also a court case for the public to witness ..... and its specifically to pay money to his (former) wife's family. It goes to show that he really doesn't give a shit about his (former) wife like wtf kind of insult of a memory is this

[@Hebelinahebel1]

@@TriNguyen-he7xk Yeah i agree its very sus and its that exact reason why it got the attention and generated money which was the end goal.

[@CalaTec]

@@Hebelinahebel1 Hey the media does it all the time. Smartest people in the world, commentor and those who liked the comment.

[@maxtravers1314]

The designer for the cover must wake up with a big satisfied grin every morning

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

i know i would

[@GojosBackHand]

It's a generic cover

[@Chu_Nyanning]

@@GojosBackHand it is a generic cover but it’s how they designed the lettering.

[@joe-tatothepotatobiden47]

Crazy how white men always find a way to oppress innocent black men SMH. Yall are sheep of this oppressive system

[@askyourwhoremother3292]

@@GojosBackHand always that one kid

[@tomoakley760]

That book title design is at a level of low key savagery I didn't believe possible.

[@ferretman6790]

The tiny “if” feels like something out of a SpongeBob episode 😂

[@GraySlicerAnimations]

The way they changed the cover while still technically not changing the title is absolutely amazing. Props to whoever thought of that.

[@jennyjackson621]

The court can enforce if they want to enforce it. You're still liable for attempting to do so, with have the clear intent to do so. That's not rare knowledge. But the system is broken, so childish shenanigans like this, all of sudden become great feats for some broken reason.

[@ltcuddles685]

@@jennyjackson621 Childish stuff like this...? So I take it you're one of those weird O.J. apologists.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

​@@jennyjackson621 well I think he was technically proven guilty in civil court so

[@OfficialMummyCat]

plagiarism

[@waynewayne9693]

@@jennyjackson621 yeah you are exactly right but obviously you knew that already. The sad thing is people thinking this untouchable for liable and defending their position based on opinions and feelings as though they were a court of law.

[@Beriorn]

"IF I did it, this is how I did it. Or did I?"

[@RealRomplayer]

This book is called I Did It. Or is it?

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

🤣🤣

[@FishfaceTheDestroyer]

Hey, VSauce, Michael h-- ...wait

[@Brunatny99]

But how much IF weights?

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Dammit you beat me to it

[@Hxrrscher]

OJ is NOT resting in peace rn

[@kooshappreciator4773]

Heaven is a loud place you know, no time to rest

[@9teen9t4]

@@kooshappreciator4773 bless your heart ....

[@debeb5148]

​@@kooshappreciator4773Murderers don't go to heaven

[@carternorsym9362]

@@debeb5148 unfortunatly everyone would go to heaven if the bible is true and they believe in christ.

[@debeb5148]

@@carternorsym9362 Wrong. The Bible is about worthiness before salvation.

[@dylangeddes5121]

I see. Orange juice finally confessed

[@MexicanDre]

Holy Jesus that cover change was genius

[@minirop]

I wondering how it was not challenged. Like companies making big claims with an asterisk whose text is in size 1pt on the dark side of the Moon.

[@Unb3arablePain]

​@@minirop likely because the actual title for sale still said "If I Did It" rather than "I Did It".

[@hassanrao470]

@@minirop I don’t think he’s in much of a position to challenge it and probably wants to stay away from run ins with the legal system

[@Jomchen]

@@minirop If he was going to publish a book called ‘If I Did It’, I honestly doubt he cares that people know he did and consequently the rebranding of the book. He has probably already justified the killings to himself, from what I’ve seen he revels in the public perception that he got away with murder.

[@bobsimon8547]

​@@Jomchenif he did it

[@Brea890]

The book is seriously so eye opening, too. It has details that only the killer would know, a motive, how it was done, etc. It’s a confession.

[@jeffwelsh205]

What's the motive

[@lucastea9533]

@@itsROMPERS...jealousy

[@flatbkush6]

But he's still innocent

[@TryNotToLie]

@@flatbkush6 Legally, but we all know

[@TryNotToLie]

@@itsROMPERS... He thought his wife was cheating on him with the guy

[@i_have_too_many_aesthetics]

“hey vsauce, micheal here. i didn’t do it… or did i?” *cue that music he plays every time*

[@SupposedlyChase]

RIP OJ Simpson, he was my favorite Simpsons character✊✊✊

[@asymmetricfuzion970]

This designer is an absolute badass

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

​@Nancy Davis why you mad my dude

[@asymmetricfuzion970]

​@Nancy Davis didn't know your life was tragic enough that you have to start fights with completely random strangers on the internet and to make personal statements about someone with a fake name and a loaf of bread as their profile picture but here we are.

[@asymmetricfuzion970]

@@SomeGuyHowGoesIt Plot twist, It's OJ's Smurf account

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

@@asymmetricfuzion970 lol dude really said malicious slitherer no self awareness

[@joe-tatothepotatobiden47]

Crazy how white men always find a way to oppress innocent black men SMH. Yall are sheep of this oppressive system

[@thebag2609]

That cover change is the smartest and most badass way to spite someone

[@graham3886]

Dam your a very silly person, companies have been doing this for decades it's called small print 🤯

[@Dude0000]

Yeah, they’re even now.

[@usuallysalty4018]

​@@Dude0000 😂

[@cordlefhrichter1520]

@@Dude0000 Nah, not quite. OJ still murdered their son. One more sick burn and they'll be even, though.

[@RyanBlackhawke]

It is PhD-level petty and I am here for it.

[@adamsafran6366]

I had to use 100% power of my eyes to see the "IF" on side ways and it hurts my eyes

[@thepsychicflame]

even in the original cover the “I DID IT” is outlined in red

[@GoldenVulpes]

Typography matters. Mad props to the graphic designer

[@redfo3009]

Well he just had to make a inconspicuous’IF’ so..

[@samuraiboi2735]

​@@redfo3009 even when you make something inconspicious its not easy plus the book designer did the hard work so he still deserves mad props

[@BeardFaceSuper]

As someone in graphic design... It's nothing special nor is it difficult. The idea was to just hide the "If" you could make it really small, 1% opaque, Could use a glossy ink the same color as the background, could hide it with a messy background, could make it so far away from the rest of the sentence it looks like it's not connected.

[@livirox224]

Jfc y’all can’t even let someone give praise such a simple yet effective “fuck you” to oj…. I agree, it’s very subtle and well done and I’m also in the design field.

[@newagain9964]

I think it’s still libel when u look at all the factors. They used the typography to suggest a confession of sorts AND they promoted the book as such. Anyways. The court ruled not guilty. Move on.

[@Gioppdumister]

I think Mr Fox said it the best. “OJ did it. Cuz, if he didn’t, he’d be looking for the killer”

[@Palaecro]

Exactly. That's always been the biggest sign of his guilt. He was fixated on acquiting himself never on finding the supposed killer.

[@J4k7193R]

So those that didn't find the killers of their partners are the killers?

[@melanierose4140]

​@@J4k7193R Read it again very slowly.

[@J4k7193R]

@@melanierose4140 take your time and comprehend

[@pandapuffzee8255]

​@@J4k7193R wat mate?

[@OCSmoke8]

That's a real 'Goldman' Strategy there.

[@GinkgoPete]

"I didnt kill her... unless"

[@anthonychristian3179]

and they said never to judge a book by its cover

[@bevmaxwell3016]

Well you have to read the fine print! Of course the murdering puke did it!

[@shanebrennan9874]

@Juan Gomez normally I hate it when poeple say this but you’re 100% right in this case

[@prod_neverlookback]

Haha

[@blakesby]

I don't think this is what they had in mind. 😅

[@loftyjones675]

Even when a cover is true, that doesn't mean the book should be judged by solely it. We need to look further into a situation before agreeing with what a cover presents. Hence the saying "don't judge a book by its cover". Not to be a buzzkill lol I know the comment is lighthearted

[@vincentcyr3719]

Most damning thing was, his "hypothetical" revealed details that the police never made public.

[@admiralmonocle3874]

Yeah, cause he got away with murder and now brags about it..

[@cutman15]

Don't know the full story of what's written in the book or how the trial went, but I don't understand how that would be the most damning thing. Wouldn't all the details be discussed in court?

[@sumtenwitty6021]

@@cutman15nah, court is very picky with evidence due to how we run crime and punishment laws here, the police and government have much less power in this regard, and the accused has the "innocent until proven guilty" clause, which no other country actually has as of yet. so, a simple mistake in policing or evidence preservation could kill the entire case, and essentially burn all the evidence. another issue with the case is that the jury had known members of extremist black power groups, that in their own word say that they would never give him a guilty plea, at best leading to a hung jury. there were also many hand symbols made by certain jury members, which also shows a severe bias in the trial. the whole case was horribly mishandled, with biased jury, shoddy evidence preservation, and massive public pressure threatening the jury members, with kk members threatening violence if he was declared innocent and extremist black power members if he was declared guilty, a through shitshow through and through.

[@anonymousanon4822]

​@@sumtenwitty6021What? In what parallel universe do you live where the US is the only country treating people as innocent until proven guilty? The presumption of innocence is literally the most undisputed legal maxim there is. It is not only used in every democracy on this planet but even a human right according to the UN.

[@christiankapoian3845]

@@anonymousanon4822maybe he meant they don’t have it written down. It may be an unwritten rule. IDK

[@psychedelicyeti6053]

I remember when "if i did it" came out, but never knew about everything afterwards. Damn, the cover is brilliant 😂

[@sppj3140]

Plot twist : he did it

[@MistressSuki92]

the fact HE WROTE A BOOK about that shit is evil.

[@lob1248]

He is nothing less than evil. He murdered the mother of his children in cold blood and when you think it doesn’t get any worse he does this.

[@GDnewbie]

😂

[@doctorgrubious7725]

Have you never read Mein Kampf?

[@danielgibbons4858]

Not really. He owed lots of money and what does everyone do these days to make money? Generate controversy.

[@soaphope3398]

@@doctorgrubious7725 they said the fact he wrote the book is evil. He didn’t say it’s the most evil book of all time… not very relevant.

[@Jo-jn3dc]

Whoever designed that book cover is amazing. It’s simple but impactful. Read between the lines and well- it’s a confession.

[@zm1786]

he didn't do it. his son obviously did. but OJ wants to keep the heat on himself , he can't be tried again for the murder. his son however, can still be brought to trial. so what does oj do? convince America he did it. his son will never go to prison for them double murders

[@MarkLipka]

*Whomever [Submitted with all due respect because WORDS MATTER] cheers 😊

[@jesusisfictional]

@@MarkLipka word!

[@marc3009]

​@@MarkLipka how does that make a difference? I'm not getting aggressive, I just got kicked out of English for beating a bully up that kept calling me Peter Pan because I looked like the actor and was in foster care...

[@crystalmorgan8039]

Not that hard: the title of the book is "If I had Killed my Wife,this is how I Would have done it"

[@Randompersonjk]

When they say you should have read the fine print :the fine print

[@Falconer22]

It absolutely amazed me that so many ppl cheered when he wasn't found guilty. Every one of those ppl is disgusting.

[@JohnDoe-xp3ge]

They should title his obituary “If O.J. Simpson Passed Away”.

[@anahitamunagekar5423]

So…..uh……who wants to…..do it?💀

[@itzisaac6256]

@@anahitamunagekar5423 horrible timing 💀

[@-Teague-]

I think we all came back to this video for the same reason 💀

[@dontbeasucka.61]

Ikr. I won't believe it till I see him in a casket...he'll do anything for attention!

[@PeruvianPotato]

​@@dontbeasucka.61His prostate cancer had been known since February 2024

[@davidclasson8852]

I love that the "if" is red, which is very difficult to separate from black backgrounds while reading. The designer knew what they were doing.

[@subswithnovideos-oz4zo]

Im pretty sure it still counts as lible if you intentionally make it misleading to assume one thing.

[@Sup-ng7un]

no shit

[@teatusnoone6332]

​​​​@@subswithnovideos-oz4zo it's not lible

[@wowpoubelle]

Well, the publisher goldmans are jewish

[@RoganPetersonStoic]

red is clear on black. its moreso because it's so tiny

[@InfiniteIrene]

This is amazing! Thank you! God bless you

[@davecoppenrath]

There’s a special place in hell for oj. His ghost will haunt him

[@leealex1720]

Sources say publishers are hoping for OJ’s second marriage so they can publish the sequel “Oops I did it again”

[@Toe-Mass]

I'm sorry it'd be "OOPS, if I did it again"

[@con9tessa]

It would be his third marriage, I believe

[@samhall5096]

​@@con9tessa Oh yes "fuck, I can't stop doing it god help me" A trilogy.

[@Abshir1it1is]

I played with his heart.

[@lingricen8077]

thats britney spears not oj

[@alex0589]

Never judge a book by its gloves

[@educateme8455]

Whenever I feel bad about myself I remember that I'm not O J Simpson.

[@clinton7846]

Books have gloves, now? Dumb joke.

[@Shartnado]

Bruh what does that even mean

[@stephaniemervil5212]

The glove that killed his wife didn’t fit Oj’s hand and that’s one of the main reasons why he was found not guilty…hence the joke.

[@twanchee206]

If the cover doesn’t fit you must acquit

[@epicguymovies]

Bro how did the gloves not fit him if he wore the same ones for an entire football game on live tv

[@brodiestephens419]

That book is WILD. I read OJ's version in 2006. He's honestly equally as narcissistic, as he is guilty...... Which is 100% on both fronts.

[@danieldavis8607]

How did you get that version of the book?

[@myebbad]

@@danieldavis8607it’s online and his version of the book doesn’t make sense. The Goldmans rewrote the “confession” to fit with the evidence

[@RexTenomous]

Was it actually a good book though? Like, worth reading?

[@hertzzgames]

​@@RexTenomousprobably not, sounds really annoying

[@DannyBoy2k]

He didnt do it, his son did it.

[@TheGuitarislove]

Damn that’s actually a fuckin chess move on their part. Respect

[@BrassBashers]

Who wouldn't just hire an assassin to take him out?? Hell if were that woman's father OJ would have never made it to the courtroom... He's basically admitted to it and is walking around today a free man, what kind of fucking justice is that?

[@tedikaspedikas8807]

@@BrassBashers it's innocent until proven guilty not guilty until some idiots get a brain transplant and realise its innocent until proven guilty

[@steelfistgaming4046]

LANGUAGE

[@joshuareynolds23]

It's not a chess move it's at best checkers because the subtitle is still a libelous claim.

[@BrassBashers]

@@Isaiah71 bullshit. I'm not religious, an eye for an eye may he wrong but the Bible also says to pick up a sword to protect yourself from evil/protect your flock. This evil these days get light sentences then go back out to commit the same crimes. Sending them straight I hell works for me!

[@TraditionalAviator]

Baller ass move from the goldmans.

[@HealerGotSwiped]

16:25 that one is my fave vintage billboard sign too!!!!! Thanks for having me, this video turned out spectacularly!!!

[@novatrooper1061]

Strongest ‘If’ ever

[@_elusivex_]

>% > =÷])>÷# /&>@ :[??÷,/ if I REPLIED THIS COMMENT.

[@chadthompson3003]

There was one other that was from the Spartans, basically a king told them if they didn't surrender they were all die or something along those lines and the Spartans respond with "If"

[@chloepainter4064]

@@chadthompson3003IF they surrendered, or IF he could kill them?

[@chadthompson3003]

@@chloepainter4064 ye, history has bunch of odd things like that

[@reinhartnata47]

Or alternatively, the most loose hypothetical ever

[@BetelgeuseBetelgeuseBetelgeuse]

Vsauce kinda strikes me as the kinda guy who’d steal an anatomy skeleton from a science lab and keep it in his passenger seat with sunglasses and a seatbelt on.

[@VectraVX]

I love how the best KZbin comments are always unrelated to the video. Also, you're right haha

[@muffinpops2270]

That'd be a great skit

[@Nightcorefrom2010]

lol my mom did that when i was younger, she's one of the most funny and whimsical people you'll meet

[@yodamaster757]

Omg, I know someone who does it. She’s hot but she is a strange bird

[@Warrick_2020]

True tbh

[@HeyatleastImnotdrinkingBrian]

Of course I'm getting this recommended a month after he died

[@madmikefollower6939]

I like how the shorts thumbnails hide the If

[@fatalynn7]

The most fascinating part of that book is the part written by the ghost writer of the book about writing the book. Talking about the things OJ said during their time working together and later retracted. Colors the book in a whole new light by the time you get to the part that is supposed to be OJs perspective

[@Fahizzo]

Tldr?

[@orangenostril]

@@Fahizzo it's 3 sentences

[@B0ne8]

@@orangenostril he has tiktok brain

[@Fahizzo]

@@orangenostril I’m not talking about these 3 sentences you layer 1 thinker

[@chaoticcar6231]

Tldr part of the book is by a ghost writer that gives insightful thought Just... Just read the comment.

[@GarnetGoldGunner]

It’s hard to deny that you did it when you’re able to correct details that nobody would know about but the actual killer. The actual writer of the book said he was terrified when working with OJ when he would say things like “that’s not what I did!”

[@Qwerty0791]

“That’s not what I did!….. if I did it!”

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

"Simpson's former manager, Norman Pardo, claimed that Simpson was not involved in writing the book, but rather accepted, against Pardo's advice, $600,000 from ReganBooks and News Corporation to say he had written it and to conduct an interview."

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

black people believed he was innocent and why

[@arzfan29]

​@@MickeyMouse-lm6zjno they didn't, the jury was just full of idiots, like every jury

[@dud3655]

​​@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj What's this gotta do with black people? It's because he's black too, people tend to sympathise more with their own race but not me I hate all of humanity equally

[@anabella4166]

Omg that Tiny little “IF” bahaha I love that they trolled him like this😂

[@juvon102]

That fine print really be WILD 😂😂

[@KingsleyIII]

They can probably change the title to "I Did It" now. O.J. Simpson can't sue them because he's dead.

[@Ephlesss]

His family sure as hell could

[@the_synack]

@@Ephlesssthey could but they wouldn’t

[@CaliMisfit1921]

Those people aren't getting a dime🤭

[@timreeves8937]

well, he was found liable civilly so even back then it would not be libel, since a jury said he did it.

[@timreeves8937]

@@CaliMisfit1921 Yes they will. Simpson with his arrogance was the only thing keeping the Goldman's from receiving money. His kids' mom was killed by him too, and I doubt they have any problem at all making sure they get money once the will is paid out. So fail

[@AdamKlownzinger]

“It’s official: Murder is legal in the state of California.” - Norm McDonald after OJ’s verdict

[@CoconutJewce]

Did you know that Bill Clinton murdered a guy?

[@durdudunsanders680]

Who is that? That very closeted gay guy?

[@requiem165]

Rip legend

[@ianalvord3903]

Get back to the Jerma comment section you!

[@XavionofThera]

Murder is already legal in most places - at least under some circumstances.

[@-Infex-]

There's like 8 different covers, each one obscuring the "if" in a new, fun way.

[@Bruhman11111]

Bro I love you so much your videos are amazing

[@TaliyahP]

An innocent person wouldn't even write a hypothetical like this. He knows he got away with it and tried to cash in on it.

[@tfordham13]

No people have done this before plus what your saying is a crime

[@fortheloveofnoise9298]

I would write a hypothetical book even if I didn't do it if I felt I wanted to.

[@tfordham13]

@@oscarleijontoft no that's liable

[@ShockingPikachu]

Go to AO3. Trust me. People have written worse

[@victorespino5650]

Well he was in debt millions with this being the only way out. But yea crazy times

[@batt3ryac1d]

He totally did that shit.

[@yuanruichen2564]

I have forgiven him

[@RichardHarlos]

Never forget that 'opinion' isn't the same thing as 'knowledge'.

[@l.m.l8598]

@@yuanruichen2564?? why would the people who were killed want YOU to forgive him

[@elyace]

​@@yuanruichen2564Nobody asked for your forgiveness. 😐

[@JaysonT1]

I saw a documentary from a well known PI who worked on the the case and i am completely convinced it was OJ's son and OJ was covering up for him. Police did a shitty ass job on this case.

[@TheDJOblivion]

Cancer: so I started blastin...

[@kenm.a.d.7196]

That “If” is the funniest and most clever thing I’ve ever seen in graphic design

[@LilGhostlyX_X]

Later he came out with a book called “I would have did it” then after that book “now I wanna do it”

[@nonbinaryvoid]

Next he's gonna be like: here's a step by step on how YOU can do it too!

[@queenieqt2033]

Then "mama, ive done it"

[@myagamingkat]

@@queenieqt2033mama, just killed a man

[@queenieqt2033]

@@myagamingkat mmm yasss queen

[@bonkers5451]

@@myagamingkatPut a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead

[@helenwheels3341]

He totally did it. And could not have acted more guilty afterwards.

[@velocibadgery]

Yep, but unfortunately the verdict was the correct one. It is a basic principle that it is better for a guilty person to go free, than for an innocent person to go to jail. So yeah, he did and everyone knows it. They just couldn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.

[@Lawnmower737]

@@velocibadgery They could and if it wasn’t for a few mishaps, he would’ve been. The defense simply shone the spotlight away from OJ every time rather than actually defend him because there was nothing to defend but a cold blooded murderer.

[@alistairkentucky-david9344]

@@velocibadgery But if he did it, and every reasonable person knows he did it, then how is it not demonstrated beyond reasonable doubt?

[@thatrandomdude9974]

​@@alistairkentucky-david9344 The problem stems from being able to prove 100% that he did it in a court of law. They are missing the evidence needed.

[@alistairkentucky-david9344]

@@thatrandomdude9974 That's not what reasonable doubt means. By that standard, no one anywhere ever should be found guilty of anything. There's always an at least 0.00000...0001% chance someone is innocent.

[@encelade.]

I find this shit hilarious every single time

[@toshav3951]

Whoever had the idea to do the cover, and the title that way, for the book was so fucking genius, that literally made my soul smile touché!!

[@chieftrey1]

“That n**** did that shit” - Dave Chapelle😂😂😂

[@BlackElephantProject]

“Naw my career can’t take this one” hahahaha

[@BlackElephantProject]

@@vincent91 yeah true. He’s a big ol establishment lefty.

[@doggydog2008]

N** ? Nun?

[@sf4137]

@@vincent91 weed aint a crime tho

[@vsznry]

better that than a christian fascist domestic t righty@@BlackElephantProject

[@Mewse1203]

The best part about this story is that 9 years before OJ wrote the book, Chris Rock did a skit on his HBO show where he made a joke about OJ writing this exact book and titles it "I didn't kill my wife, but if I did this is how I'd do it" 😂😂

[@cheekmeat]

He needs his royalty 😂

[@vlada]

OJ then walked up to Chris and bitched slapped him.

[@Kinobambino]

​​@@vladakeep my books name out your FKN MOUTH

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

​@@cheekmeatI bet he does! But, he should not get royalties from that book, or anything else involving his committing a crime! The civil suit was supposed to impose punitive retribution on him. In other words, paying that fine is _meant to be_ a hardship on him, and he is supposed to have trouble paying it back!

[@cheekmeat]

@@TheNoiseySpectator i was talking about chris rock needing royalties for coining the title and theme of the book...

[@DanRichter]

OJ can finally rest in peace knowing his ex-wife's killer is deceased.

[@rFiftyFifty-cb7fb]

His obituary title “karma killed me”

[@gregoryashton]

If you’re old enough to remember every step of the trial, you’d know that he DEFINITELY did it

[@absinthealice]

I am, and he did. I remember where I was and who I was with when the verdict was broadcast. My mom said she was glad because she'd rather see a guilty man go free, than an innocent man get locked up. I disagree. That man should have been locked away, the jury screwed up.

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

There is literally an SNL sketch where O.J. is back in court over another crime and the judge literally had to ask aliens and people in 30 year coma recoveries to be the jury.

[@austinlane5533]

But, the glove didn't fit... duh.

[@oscarjr2679]

He’s innocent

[@seventhsteel1415]

@@ImNotaRussianBotand another sketch where he’s commentating a football game and draws lines on the screen that start to spell out “I DID IT” 😂

[@user-bs2ur9dy5e]

"confessions of THE killer" is wild

[@MatheoZ14]

cⁿᵒᵗonfessions of the killer

[@Killerkracken21]

Due to likes laws n stuff they can’t actually put OJs name on there

[@surr3ald3sign]

​@@Killerkracken21they might not be allowed to say it but literally everyone alive rn that knows that mfers name knows he did it so they dont have to put his name on it for it to hurt him

[@Killerkracken21]

@@surr3ald3sign yup im reading it rn

[@davidvazquez7927]

He was fo un me liable in civil court after the family sued so according to the law, he did it. No need for an "allegedly."

[@ahalverson1122]

Before he was put on trial he wore the gloves for an entire football game with out a problem

[@reneemachuca3026]

That’s a massive red flag there

[@zedalba]

A bit more backstory on the original printing: OJ wrote the book, and his publishers began to get word out about its release. When the two families heard about the book deal, they sued for the rights and proceeds of the book. I'm fairly certain that's why OJ had the original copies destroyed.

[@mr.m8539]

That's what I recall too.

[@ChristianMoneyManifestation]

We live in a ridiculous world lol wtf

[@georgeofhamilton]

Giving the Goldman family the rights to the book is quite a slick act of justice.

[@jamaaldudley4468]

If pasty people focused on pasty criminality in the US this intently or intensely, US criminality would be reduced by 3/4ths, at least and i'm not exaggerating. I don't believe people who are like the guy speaking in the video are even a bit self aware what exactly they're communicating to others about the type of shady characters they are!!!!!!!!!!

[@shan8130]

@@jamaaldudley4468 He was already a celebrity and this was a high profile case because of that. It was also so obvious that he did it that it shocked everybody that he was able to get away with it. In general, I agree with you. But this is a weird analysis of this situation.

[@HannibalKantter]

That's not gonna revive her lmfao

[@dogcam9]

​​@@HannibalKantter it costs $0 to not be like this

[@jennyjackson621]

@@jamaaldudley4468 I agree, If the "pasties" were this committed to solving The John F Kennedy Case, the "pasties" would have solved the case back in the same year, 1963. All these replies remind me why the U.S. and Europe are human history's biggest continuing hard joke.

[@SharkkTheEditor]

Now I can’t unsee the lil “if”

[@jeanproctor3663]

That's a really crafty way of "repackaging" a book!

[@ibrahimn.606]

I really was expecting “the public was revolted so all 400,000 copies sold out immediately” 😅

[@johnnybgoode7983]

There is no accounting for taste!

[@chriserony]

I'm pretty sure they were? I remember that on bookshelves for a while

[@ammagon4519]

OnlyF in a nutshell

[@Diana2112Gaming]

I heard the coffin didn't fit, so they was gonna let him live.

[@joanmikeska8484]

Hahhahaha that’s funny.

[@akiramatoi4158]

yo this is great haha

[@9teen9t4]

total underrated comment If he's taller than a pole Don't drop him in the hole.

[@salshoban-dallmayr1774]

😂😂😂

[@ebiggaemer7747]

nah bro's def in the back of a white Ford Bronco trying to get into heaven

[@SparkleP8nter]

He still Did It

[@IllegalMonkeStalin]

If Christ terminated my free trial

[@GrabEmByThePlushie]

I wanted to read this book recently. I remember the big fuss it got when I was younger. I didn't want to give OJ my money so I started looking all this up and it's true, Nicole's family gets all the money for these books. They completely own the rights.

[@christopherwellman2364]

What's the deal with your pfp?

[@GrabEmByThePlushie]

@@christopherwellman2364 it's one of the original teenage mutant ninja turtles from back in the 90s with the natural wear and tear and it makes it look creep as hell where the plastic has worn off.

[@cheskaarana6097]

​@@GrabEmByThePlushie Nice.

[@TheNormExperience]

@@GrabEmByThePlushie Teenage Mutant Ninja Taxidermy 😂

[@superwildside4585]

He didn't do it, this guy did it kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipSQaJR4qtZgqbc

[@JazzyB9481]

His kids have to live with the fact that their father wrote a book about how he would have "hypothetically" killed their mother.

[@fugyfruit]

His kids already have to live with the fact that their father murdered their mother, I think the existence of the book is an afterthought

[@jnnx]

Just like the Kardashians have to live with the fact their money originally came from defending people like O.J. . . .

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

His eldest daughter actually proposed the idea for the book.

[@xxxbrooklyn]

@@kentknightofcaelin4537 I was just about to say that his kids came up with the idea

[@JazzyB9481]

@@kentknightofcaelin4537 oh wow, I didn't know that! I'm going to look into that backstory. Thanks!

[@gagemead27]

Such a smooth move, dude. Lmfao

[@screweduptx512]

Algorithm sure is funny

[@Peterminator-nj3od]

I want OJ to write a book “ Fuck it , I did it “ or “ I really didn’t do it “ before he dies Edit : He passed away yesterday but left no book to clarify anything , I’m disappointed

[@rawman44]

Well, it would have to be the former

[@theoverseer1775]

He should write both books just to piss off everyone one last time

[@farhanfmx]

And publish the book when he is on his death bed

[@FundyisleLegacy]

Just call it “sike!”

[@drakoinx]

You can't be tried for the same crime twice. I think legally he could juat say he did it and brag about it(wich he has on national television), but ya. I think he could literally sell small golf gloves with his signature and an I did it xoxo tag.

[@les907]

There is a big difference between not guilty and innocent

[@SubUrbanSF]

Is that it? Could you elaborate cause yeah, I'm wondering how he's financially liable if he was "not guilty"?

[@chloes7497]

@@SubUrbanSF I think you’re confused this person never said he was innocent they said the opposite idk why you got an attitude because you were confused? They were saying that basically just because they didn’t find him guilty doesn’t mean he was innocent, it’s a saying

[@ShalomYuen]

​@@SubUrbanSF Criminal Law has a higher standard of proof. Civil Law is more loose and only needs to prove 51% likely he murdered them. So you can be criminally innocent but civilly guilty and liable

[@clairfayne]

„Nicht entschuldig!”

[@BBB-ex3gs]

He had the dumbest jury in history…

[@porkbelly5952]

Rob really made that sad ass breakfast for Sophie and she’s gushing over it ! LMFAO 😂

[@FireIceGamer]

“goldman” thats all i needed to hear

[@kamartaj]

The book cover designer deserves a raise.

[@RJ123D-hq1oq]

He just doesn’t deserve a raise, he deserves to be famous

[@User-rka_zykx76]

It was the family of the victims who made it possible. They had fair share since he was using the victims stories in a book he was writing. One of those weird laws that apply to authors 😂

[@boiwhatthehellboi3503]

Sucks to suck my boi oj didn’t do nothing, the juice is loose 😍