Obese Man Insists He's Just Pregnant

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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee 2 жыл бұрын
What would you name your imaginary fat baby?
@monkeybarmonkeyman
@monkeybarmonkeyman 2 жыл бұрын
Crisco.
@Jito463
@Jito463 2 жыл бұрын
Bob. Doesn't matter, boy or girl (or imaginary in-between). His/Her/Xe's name would be Bob.
@lawrencebehmer1713
@lawrencebehmer1713 2 жыл бұрын
Kyle
@hussainaltouq1638
@hussainaltouq1638 2 жыл бұрын
Samantha if its a boy mike if its a a her and king if it is a cake and shane if its a zer.
@KatiTheButcher
@KatiTheButcher 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jito463 Pat
@hollopurple
@hollopurple 2 жыл бұрын
False pregnancy is one of the most devastating things a man can experience.
@scatoutdebutter
@scatoutdebutter 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@williammillerjr5753
@williammillerjr5753 2 жыл бұрын
😆 🤣 lol
@SKYCHICK__
@SKYCHICK__ 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rexmann1984
@rexmann1984 2 жыл бұрын
This doctor bis such a bigot.
@factmanamerican882
@factmanamerican882 2 жыл бұрын
STOP IT. You're making me relive my miscarriage. It was so sad to flush my poop baby down the toilet. I'm still grieving. So long my S curved little darling..
@markg735
@markg735 2 жыл бұрын
The actor playing the doctor deserves an award for not cracking a laugh through his lines.
@Josiuh
@Josiuh Жыл бұрын
how you know? lol
@DruBolack
@DruBolack Жыл бұрын
I half assume that there were many takes.
@michaelamato2714
@michaelamato2714 Жыл бұрын
Yes he reminds me of actor Ben Vereen
@moralityisnotsubjective5
@moralityisnotsubjective5 Жыл бұрын
Just that, "Huh?, " when the guy said he was pregnant got me. It was great.
@gkrishnan4829
@gkrishnan4829 Жыл бұрын
The character knew what is in store for him, like the teacher who said two plus two is four.
@CrossStreamNL
@CrossStreamNL 2 жыл бұрын
It's incredible this doctor can keep a straight face during this sketch
@gkrishnan4829
@gkrishnan4829 Жыл бұрын
No, he knew his fate was sealed.
@TheHalfBloodCanuck
@TheHalfBloodCanuck Жыл бұрын
Thankfully they had multiple takes and a skilled editor to put all this together.
@gkrishnan4829
@gkrishnan4829 Жыл бұрын
@@TheHalfBloodCanuck Obviously, it a tv skit scripted.
@donbuff110
@donbuff110 2 жыл бұрын
The actor that played the doctor, played him so straight it was hysterical. You guys are great!
@obelus5985
@obelus5985 2 жыл бұрын
His patience was epic.
@maryhutto
@maryhutto 2 жыл бұрын
I bet his name is Job.😅
@MrWolfheart111
@MrWolfheart111 2 жыл бұрын
Ya gota have him back.... a great dead pan... or bed pan???
@DigitalBridge.
@DigitalBridge. 2 жыл бұрын
You took the words right out of my mouth. lol.
@Xellossnut
@Xellossnut 2 жыл бұрын
You are so right on. He was perfect
@ElLocoCaballero
@ElLocoCaballero 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 30 years overdue, I'm starting to think I'm losing the baby.
@cmack2769
@cmack2769 2 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@ResoundGuy5
@ResoundGuy5 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SKYCHICK__
@SKYCHICK__ 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂it will most likely be a stillbirth. Cuz something DEFINITELY died inside of you! 😂
@linaxx7814
@linaxx7814 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@chrisgood9715
@chrisgood9715 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@emilianomoro679
@emilianomoro679 Жыл бұрын
1:41 "Michael this is a covid test, you dont pee on this" That really got me
@CursedCommentaries
@CursedCommentaries 2 ай бұрын
Might as well.they are bs
@Garrumx
@Garrumx 2 жыл бұрын
The doc belongs in for real movies. If he could keep it together in this skit, he could act in anything.
@MrWolfheart111
@MrWolfheart111 2 жыл бұрын
@🌬 In My Opinion... The patients an idiot.... he thought he was prego....
@agvvga3534
@agvvga3534 2 жыл бұрын
Yes we need to see you on 📺 tv
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 2 жыл бұрын
That's quite an exaggeration.
@UrsusSuperior44
@UrsusSuperior44 2 жыл бұрын
First of all, you might be exaggerating a lil. Second - even if, you really want someone with talent to rot in Hollywood and waste his potential among degenerate people? Ain't no making good movies with good people until a parallel entity to Hollywood, a proper competition to them, comes to be.
@newlife286
@newlife286 2 жыл бұрын
It is not that funny really
@428CJ70
@428CJ70 2 жыл бұрын
When my son was 5 years old, he told my wife that his kindergarten teacher was fat. My wife explained that his teacher wasn't fat, just pregnant and had a baby inside her. The next day, my son asked his mom, "how many babies are inside daddy?" I guess he figured I had at least 3.
@PotPotato2
@PotPotato2 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@blahblahblah9092
@blahblahblah9092 2 жыл бұрын
I don't spend much time laughing at comments but that one cracked me up
@GorgeGeorg
@GorgeGeorg 2 жыл бұрын
Well if you're that fat when your child is only 5 years, you should probably schedule an appointment with your doctor about your weight problem! Considering the doctor in the clip was fired - he's probably free to talk to you right away.
@haroldb1856
@haroldb1856 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations!
@deanne1671
@deanne1671 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooo EXCELLENT comment!!!!!💕
@weirdnomad8868
@weirdnomad8868 Жыл бұрын
"Michael you have manboobs" "Yeah for chest feeding!" That was the most hilarious line in the show!
@lati_da
@lati_da 2 жыл бұрын
Once upon a time this man would be institutionalized. Now we have to affirm him
@josephtravers777
@josephtravers777 2 жыл бұрын
Thorazine for pregnant guy
@debbieledbetter8913
@debbieledbetter8913 2 жыл бұрын
No we do not, for the simple reason he is bat s#!t crazy.
@wallacewilliams535
@wallacewilliams535 2 жыл бұрын
I affirm cis-male pregnant birthing persons to be institutionalized. 15years of grad school should be enough to sterilize the lot of them.
@davester1970
@davester1970 2 жыл бұрын
Sanity is going to be the future of wealth.
@wrongway1100
@wrongway1100 2 жыл бұрын
I ain't affirming him.
@Nathdood
@Nathdood 2 жыл бұрын
The peeing on the covid test and it still coming out positive is a subtle yet favorite joke of this skit. Bravo
@psmith6852
@psmith6852 2 жыл бұрын
LMBO GOOD ONE !!!
@WallaceWinchester
@WallaceWinchester 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that the doctor was going to bring up the fact that if a man pees on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive then he has ball cancer.
@danbratten3103
@danbratten3103 2 жыл бұрын
Beavis took a pregnancy test when he thought he was pregnant. He freaked out because it changed from white to yellow. Turns out he had to poo.....really bad. 💩
@BigChiken44
@BigChiken44 2 жыл бұрын
Man, both political sides in America are such hypocrite idiots. "I trust science and doctors" chart: topic\side| LEFTS | RIGHTS | COVID | 100% | 0%. | TRANS | 0% | 100% |
@Tryagain563
@Tryagain563 2 жыл бұрын
Captain Guts: Yeah, I *loved* that!
@Anthony-wp9wl
@Anthony-wp9wl 2 жыл бұрын
"This is foolishness" most relatable part of this. That phrase crosses my mind constantly.
@Neillan
@Neillan 2 жыл бұрын
These aren't skits anymore; *they are increasingly accurate reflections of reality.* I guarantee at least one "man" had this conversation with his doctor in the last five years.
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 жыл бұрын
Medusa Magazine shut down when they couldnt satirise feminism anymore ... because the feminists were out-crazying the satire.
@dabombcra
@dabombcra 2 жыл бұрын
Next month when I see my doctor, I'm going to see if this works.
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 жыл бұрын
and i guarantee 10 doctors got fired or demoted for telling the truth
@jewtheist
@jewtheist 2 жыл бұрын
Was it Walsh or Shapiro or that older military guy was going over tiktok vids and this straight up dude was going to a GYENOCOLOGIST office. This skit isn't a parody or satire....it's straight up reality. My question is why the medical community doesn't push back against it?
@SecretPesch
@SecretPesch 2 жыл бұрын
Reflections ? No ! IT IS REALITY. Unfortunately...
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 2 жыл бұрын
"This is a COVID test. You don't pee on this." How did he deliver that with a straight face?! 🤣
@vladtheimpala218
@vladtheimpala218 Жыл бұрын
Probably took a few times.
@lollipop2993
@lollipop2993 Жыл бұрын
I wanna know how many takes there were!
@Wollheinze
@Wollheinze Жыл бұрын
Part of being a doctor that is
@RMS873
@RMS873 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine Chris Farley playing the part of the “pregnant” guy🤣😂🤣The gentleman who plays the doc? His composure is PRICELESS!👍👏
@liset155
@liset155 2 жыл бұрын
The doctor is a good actor. Love him.
@lrodriguez6691
@lrodriguez6691 2 жыл бұрын
But very rude....how could he offend the patient that much....he violated his oath and did a lot of harm to that poor pregnant man...or woman...or whatever
@blackbeardsghost6588
@blackbeardsghost6588 2 жыл бұрын
I agree - absolutely convincing - and how he kept a straight face is beyond me!
@citygirlNorthWest
@citygirlNorthWest 2 жыл бұрын
He is the best indeed
@ericsfishingadventures4433
@ericsfishingadventures4433 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah we need more of those kind of doctors!
@viktortultukov4098
@viktortultukov4098 2 жыл бұрын
Where do you find them actors with balls of steel, who wish to play these roles.
@A-KDJ
@A-KDJ 2 жыл бұрын
"You named your imaginary, FAT baby, after the blue lady on Avatar." 😂😂😂😂 Give that actor an Emmy/Oscar.
@Gaia_Seraphina
@Gaia_Seraphina Жыл бұрын
That's just like my dad showing of his ( purposedly protruding ) dad bod and telling me I will be a sister, when I was a kid. Made me always giggle.
@josephexodusinthelife
@josephexodusinthelife Жыл бұрын
Ah, a man of humor! The sad thing is, people would take that seriously nowadays.
@Linaelinaeya
@Linaelinaeya Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe people are more stupid than a 3 year old now.
@f.c.laukhard3623
@f.c.laukhard3623 6 ай бұрын
Yep, only it is not a humam baby but an elephant. Trunk is already peeking out.
@Snakdady
@Snakdady 2 жыл бұрын
The guy playing the doctor is a brilliant comedic actor.
@jjlatinopedia
@jjlatinopedia 2 жыл бұрын
As a straight Hispanic man, I laughed so hard, I turned transracial. I am now a male Karen.
@jaafarmsall7270
@jaafarmsall7270 2 жыл бұрын
As a human being i laughed at this videos
@RCenal
@RCenal 2 жыл бұрын
That's a hard turn dude Lol
@stanleydavidlepretre4241
@stanleydavidlepretre4241 2 жыл бұрын
As a straight white guy who now self identifies as a gay transgender woman of color I approve of and stand in solidarity with you transracialing into a male Karen.
@oneDonly
@oneDonly 2 жыл бұрын
You’re so brave. You should be meeting the president soon.
@isabelladunbar8770
@isabelladunbar8770 2 жыл бұрын
you mean a ken?
@missvianney4198
@missvianney4198 2 жыл бұрын
I love how straight faced the doc is! Hysterical
@FactsMatter
@FactsMatter 2 жыл бұрын
LOVE the ultrasound! You guys are brilliant!
@elizabethl6187
@elizabethl6187 2 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite.
@MrWolfheart111
@MrWolfheart111 2 жыл бұрын
ULTRA MEGA SOUND..... :P Lets go Brandon.... I agree...
@byJessCh
@byJessCh 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-xt3hk1wh6l You mean stomach
@ShortsHound
@ShortsHound 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what it would be like to abort ... er Pass... that Jar of Jiffy
@turdferguson6978
@turdferguson6978 2 жыл бұрын
The doctor was sooo wrong. He clearly should have helped Michael explore his reproductive health options and offered him an abortion.
@SKYCHICK__
@SKYCHICK__ 2 жыл бұрын
Can you believe that there are actually people who BELIEVE that? It really stinks me how the mental health of the nation is crumbling and everyone is normalizing it. It's absurd! They should just let paralyzed people stay paralyzed or autistic children just "be themselves" with absolutely NO guidance.
@moriahrogel2926
@moriahrogel2926 2 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I laughed harder at this than at the sketch?
@turdferguson6978
@turdferguson6978 2 жыл бұрын
@@moriahrogel2926 Not at all. Consider this my unsolicited submission to become a contributor to Babylon Bee.
@my3dviews
@my3dviews 2 жыл бұрын
We all know who's fault it is that he got pregnant. You guessed it Frank Stallone. 😂 .
@karenjohnson5634
@karenjohnson5634 2 жыл бұрын
🤪😂😂😂😂😂
@agentK1896
@agentK1896 2 жыл бұрын
Men getting a positive on a urine pregnancy test can be the signs of some testicular cancer.
@jameshendel4169
@jameshendel4169 2 жыл бұрын
When my wife heard that men could get pregnant she became very upset with me, accusing me of withholding my menstrual cycle so I didn't have to give birth to any of the children we had. I helped her to listen to the Matt Walsh show on KZbin and now she's not angry at me anymore and our marriage is back on track. 😆
@ro7740
@ro7740 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@astird0458
@astird0458 2 жыл бұрын
A small part if me is worried that you're serious. I never know what to believe anymore 😆😆
@jaredlucas4815162342
@jaredlucas4815162342 2 жыл бұрын
SBG for life!
@altorins
@altorins 2 жыл бұрын
@@astird0458 meh this is par for the course being married.
@Adam-tq4iw
@Adam-tq4iw 2 жыл бұрын
What's sad is it's hard to tell what's satire anymore. This comment is a joke but you know some mentally ill Leftist out there has had this exact conversation.
@hereticsaint100
@hereticsaint100 2 жыл бұрын
This got progressively better as Michael grew increasingly delusional. How did the doctor actor keep a straight face?!
@wallacewilliams535
@wallacewilliams535 2 жыл бұрын
you realize that "actor" is just a euphemism for "professional liar", right? that's why politicians use them to push their agenda!
@everready19373
@everready19373 2 жыл бұрын
He's a professional.
@polarnaut9645
@polarnaut9645 2 жыл бұрын
He's probably a real actor from Hollywood. Just as delusional.
@danielbrowniel
@danielbrowniel 2 жыл бұрын
probably a real doctor.
@rontype1554
@rontype1554 2 жыл бұрын
He simply know that he's not part of a parody but a documentary for the future . I mean, can you still laugh at the "Strong Woman" in current year like you did 2-4 years ago?
@jonasirw1
@jonasirw1 2 жыл бұрын
An amazing and powerful story about one woman’s “lived experience” and “his truth”. Clearly the doctor needs to “do the work”
@lennytabtwoo9686
@lennytabtwoo9686 2 жыл бұрын
Coming from a guy who has now been pregnant for the past ten years, my heart goes to my fellow man-mommy...... 😎
@not-fishing4730
@not-fishing4730 2 жыл бұрын
Hell 30 years ago I had a coach tell me I had "to get rid of the baby"
@lennytabtwoo9686
@lennytabtwoo9686 2 жыл бұрын
@@not-fishing4730 Hope you kept it...I did, anyday now....LOL. 😎
@rusty-ole-boomstick1268
@rusty-ole-boomstick1268 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations!! Maybe you can skip the diaper age and go straight into college with your new born. All those teen angst, you're so lucky!
@leahmason824
@leahmason824 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lennytabtwoo9686
@lennytabtwoo9686 2 жыл бұрын
@Sabrina Belladonna Ha Ha, I'm sure that went down great..... Thanks for sharing, gave me a good chuckle..🤣
@MarinaMolly-27
@MarinaMolly-27 2 жыл бұрын
“Are you saying you know more about science than a girl on TV?” Doctor: yes.
@gar949
@gar949 2 жыл бұрын
that tickled me as well
@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor
@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor 2 жыл бұрын
That quote unquote girl on TV is jaconda Jamaica Obama Ramirez, our latest supreme Court Magistrate. Bigot! Have some spect!
@spartansareneverkia6096
@spartansareneverkia6096 2 жыл бұрын
The way he delivered it killed me. I knew it was coming and I still laughed out loud.
@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor
@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor 2 жыл бұрын
@FireEscape the woman doesn't even deserve a GED...
@Paxmax
@Paxmax 2 жыл бұрын
Pffff! What does that doctor know?!? He ain't even on TV!! 😣 *Grumpy Leftard NPC frown* . . 😂
@jonathanlai3073
@jonathanlai3073 5 ай бұрын
Gotta give the doctor props for remaining calm and professional despite all the absurdity.
@georgemilliner3812
@georgemilliner3812 2 жыл бұрын
That ultrasound equipment is amazing. It can not only identify the jar as peanut butter, but also tell the brand name. Wonders of science!
@istolethispfpsorry485
@istolethispfpsorry485 2 жыл бұрын
That machine is a bigot. Maybe the jar identified as something other than a peanut butter jar, or another peanut butter brand.
@deoxribonucleicacid8746
@deoxribonucleicacid8746 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao comment and reply
@richa.s9912
@richa.s9912 2 жыл бұрын
LOL yes LOL I totally agree with you 👍 😂😂😂😂😂
@gestebu
@gestebu 2 жыл бұрын
And amazing the jar is right-side up and front-facing.
@jeanmartin963
@jeanmartin963 2 жыл бұрын
and reveal what is indeed behind the baby and the tshirt.
@dabombcra
@dabombcra 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it whe he yelled, and I'm having a baby. From there on my eyes were full of water from laughing so much. This is the best video thus far. Great job everyone at the Bee
@VinnyMartello
@VinnyMartello 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it brought you laughter. It just made me want to cry because this is the state of our country.
@fabplays6559
@fabplays6559 Жыл бұрын
@@VinnyMartello Broo pleaseee, this isn't real. I swear to god lmao.
@akostarkanyi825
@akostarkanyi825 6 ай бұрын
"I am eating for two now!" Problem is MANY people can justly say this independent of anything...
@cheeseontoastbrah
@cheeseontoastbrah 2 жыл бұрын
This is the definition of a woman
@zackzimmer7167
@zackzimmer7167 2 жыл бұрын
Whiny and self confident in everything without basis or facts?
@keyakaabag6017
@keyakaabag6017 2 жыл бұрын
@@zackzimmer7167 don’t be nasty 😂😂🍺
@jee-ah-nuh8815
@jee-ah-nuh8815 2 жыл бұрын
Hey now, don't be a bigot
@Neillan
@Neillan 2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Person with the capacity for pregnancy". As the loonies are calling it now.
@janos5408
@janos5408 2 жыл бұрын
It's no wonder that leftists are always so angry. The amount of mental gymnastics required for them to get through a day must cause serious pain, possibly aneurysms.
@omearakins2018
@omearakins2018 2 жыл бұрын
Can we nominate that doctor for “Best Actor in a short video”?!? I don’t know how he kept a straight face through that?!!!! 😅🤪
@EgonCom
@EgonCom Жыл бұрын
This sketch is perfect. The script, the acting, perfection.
@ericness9660
@ericness9660 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a doctor like that. Calm voice, gives it to you straight, uses easy to understand terminology.
@LosZonga
@LosZonga 2 жыл бұрын
gives it to you straight
@leonards.9112
@leonards.9112 2 жыл бұрын
Pure Gold. In a perfect world BB would take the place of MSNBC, CNN, and all the other junk.
@shannonhawkins3296
@shannonhawkins3296 2 жыл бұрын
Not a perfect world, but it already does take place of MSM to me.
@TurboDV8
@TurboDV8 Жыл бұрын
The doctor's "Huh?" as he takes half a step back at hearing the glorious news! 🤣
@bigt3785
@bigt3785 2 жыл бұрын
"This is foolishness." Living in a "modern" society, I felt that on a spiritual level.
@williamthompson6264
@williamthompson6264 2 жыл бұрын
The Doctor is by far one of the best actors in history. I truly believed him. And, how he didn't break character every two seconds is a mystery. Emmy nominations from me.
@lollipop2993
@lollipop2993 Жыл бұрын
Love the ultrasound screen. Packaging and all!
@ashdnorman8670
@ashdnorman8670 2 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, this is probably happening even the doctors getting fired by "pregnant men". But still you guys are hilarious. Hi from Australia
@AvoidMyHitz
@AvoidMyHitz Жыл бұрын
How can you be from australia if it doesnt exist? (its a joke dont kill me).
@BLIND_Scorpion
@BLIND_Scorpion Жыл бұрын
​@@AvoidMyHitzhe identifies as an Australian. It does matter if Australia exists or not. You can't question one's identity 😡
@vlweb3d
@vlweb3d 2 жыл бұрын
That doctor was the best. Keeping a straight face to avoid bursting out laughing.
@shaneb4923
@shaneb4923 Жыл бұрын
This Needs To Win The Internet!!!!!! Absolutely Brilliant Work!!!
@wondery6693
@wondery6693 2 жыл бұрын
Doc is a good actor. Imaginary fat baby...lol. Ultrasound is too funny and how Doc points out whats in him. Good video Bee
@jtoms3
@jtoms3 2 жыл бұрын
1. Michael is just living out his "truth" and the doctor's failure to see that only exposed him as a closed-minded bigot who hates birthing people. 2. The doctor playing the classic "straight man" with deadpan delivery is absolutely hilarious.
@taramiller3236
@taramiller3236 2 жыл бұрын
"truth"is not funny and you are a jealous hater....
@joshuamoskovitz4074
@joshuamoskovitz4074 2 жыл бұрын
So nice that the Babylon bee decided to start showing documentaries.
@nikkili8944
@nikkili8944 2 жыл бұрын
The ending is freaking epic! That's exactly how this scenario would play out IRL. The Bee has already gone beyond satire. It's just a matter of time until we see these kinds of stories popping up in the mainstream media outlets more and more in the very near future. We're halfway there.
@mikthe2004
@mikthe2004 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, similar things have already happened!! This is why when a man walks into a doctor's office and says " I feel like a woman" the doctor has to say " Yes you are. Here's some hormones and when would you like your penis made into a vagina?"🤣🤣🤣
@conureron3792
@conureron3792 2 жыл бұрын
The Bee nails reality before it occurs!
@drewwilson6639
@drewwilson6639 2 жыл бұрын
All the way
@cannotbeshaken7889
@cannotbeshaken7889 2 жыл бұрын
He's so brave for coming out as a pregnant male so that he can feel accepted and gain friends, what a hero!!
@wesleyhobbs2332
@wesleyhobbs2332 2 жыл бұрын
NO He is a selfish bastard. He must show his support of women's reproductive rights and make a statement by getting an abortion!
@JoseHerrera-vs8nv
@JoseHerrera-vs8nv 2 жыл бұрын
It's so sad that This GREAT NATION has got to this point !
@sumairashabbir5705
@sumairashabbir5705 Жыл бұрын
Lunatics
@TripleAB
@TripleAB Жыл бұрын
@@sumairashabbir5705FR BRO. crazy people
@Anonymouscaprisun
@Anonymouscaprisun Жыл бұрын
I'd say get a therapist but at this point I don't know what would help people in this great nation to use their brain and go back to biology class or human anatomy class
@gothgalactic1664
@gothgalactic1664 Жыл бұрын
If a man pees on a pregnancy test and it comes back positive it means he needs to get checked for testicular cancer.
@holycrap0866
@holycrap0866 4 ай бұрын
It was a COVID test. Not a pregnancy test!
@archangelmichael1978
@archangelmichael1978 2 жыл бұрын
Raising "birthing person" awareness. Thank you, Bee.
@jameshendel4169
@jameshendel4169 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a heterosexual male but when I saw this sketch I laughed so hard I think I hurt my ovaries. 😆
@leahg3926
@leahg3926 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@-JohnSmith-
@-JohnSmith- 2 жыл бұрын
You should get that looked at sounds serious
@wazzup233
@wazzup233 2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a breast dude? 🤣
@jameshendel4169
@jameshendel4169 2 жыл бұрын
@@wazzup233 Thank you for asking. I thought I did but then I realized they were just my butt cheeks and they weren't just misplaced breasts. 😆
@Olenoides1
@Olenoides1 2 жыл бұрын
Is it true that we "heterosexual" (or am I a lesbian with a tubular vagina?) men (whatever "men" means) can catch a pregnancy from a public toilet seat? There could be eggs on them I am sure, as the eggs produced by uterus inflicted front hole bearing people of any of the many gender identities would be of microscopic size and not visible to the un-masked eye or eyes. Perhaps I should carry a microscope to be safe. I'm 67 and have never had a period. Might I now be pregnant? If so, I need to get my fetus extracted pronto! The fetus could be over 50 years old now. Also, I assumed I was a "man" just because I have a "penis" and I was assigned this identity at birth. In 1954 all doctors were biased transphobic bigots and so I was assigned the gender "male", with no say in the matter. Can I sue the hospital for committing this transphobic hate crime against me? I'm so confused. Should I consult a recently ejected fetus? Old enough to talk of course. I've read and been told that 3 year old fetuses (human belly tumors) are quite open minded and knowledgeable regarding the metaphysical subject of "gender". We adults need fetuses to explain the world to us, to teach us, and to lead us.
@greeneye5977
@greeneye5977 2 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Best skit yet. Give the actor playing the doctor an award. He played that brilliantly.
@devilman3806
@devilman3806 2 жыл бұрын
3:13 "..cake, hot dogs, and a jar of peanut butter, that you managed to swallow whole."
@kristacarroll710
@kristacarroll710 2 жыл бұрын
I love the doctor in this video. Great bedside manner. Very professional.
@clintonjones955
@clintonjones955 Жыл бұрын
Good Job, BABYLON ...Keep Tellin' It Like It Is #WELLDONEBEE
@johnthewalrus7308
@johnthewalrus7308 2 жыл бұрын
The actor playing the doctor is amazing. What a pro!!!
@cwstreeper
@cwstreeper 2 жыл бұрын
Next time my doctor comments on my obesity, I'll kindly let him know it's baby weight. Thanks Bee!
@quiltqueen4318
@quiltqueen4318 2 жыл бұрын
😁😆🤣 I love how the doctor is trying hard to remain calm and not smack his patient with the file🤭
@niteowl1914
@niteowl1914 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the Babylon Bee is gold ✨
@iconerror
@iconerror 2 жыл бұрын
the actor who played the doctor was the best actor I've ever seen play a doctor.
@iconerror
@iconerror 2 жыл бұрын
@@demona4151 LoL, easy, psych eval
@timgorg1919
@timgorg1919 4 ай бұрын
The Doctor can accuse the internal investigator of being racist.
@edwardstewart4920
@edwardstewart4920 2 жыл бұрын
The dude playing the doctor is beyond playing the straight guy. It's a whole new level of acting. Please if there are outtakes of him cracking up losing it during filming, please Babylon Bee give us the video! No way he didn't laugh doing the Jiff line first time, but maybe he's that good.
@User-jr7vf
@User-jr7vf Жыл бұрын
professional actors normally don't laugh or cry depending on what they are doing, it can be sad or funny, they just behave the same.
@condew6103
@condew6103 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta hand it to the guy who plays the doctor; delivering all those lines totally deadpan without cracking up.
@Rat_Queen86
@Rat_Queen86 Жыл бұрын
How dare you not affirm him!!!!
@UK_Cobra
@UK_Cobra 2 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, this conversation is probably going on, at surgeries all over the woke parts of the world.
@Golfnut_2099
@Golfnut_2099 2 жыл бұрын
I resemble Michael. I am also proud to admit that I chose not to have an abortion. I have also been pregnant for over 30 years.
@graemewatson2296
@graemewatson2296 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent work Babylon Bee. Keep up the good work.
@cmack2769
@cmack2769 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness. That was funny, BUT there are morons out there that REALLY think this way. The next thing we will hear is a man pregnancy is like that of an elephant. His gestation period is year(s).
@Large_Marge_Sent_Me_
@Large_Marge_Sent_Me_ 2 жыл бұрын
What's scary, is there is woman who really think their pregnant, for years. Yes years.
@maxcactus7
@maxcactus7 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Michael didn't go for an "abortion" after finding out he was expecting a Jif baby! Genuinely the funniest thing I've watched in ages, Bee! Thank you!
@nursejanet21
@nursejanet21 Жыл бұрын
Why would he get an abortion? Choosy birthing persons choose Jif! 😄
@jeanlowen4213
@jeanlowen4213 Жыл бұрын
Loved the scan! Thanks for the laughs👍🏻
@cindystevens186
@cindystevens186 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, how the doc kept a straight face.
@Linescrew1Canada
@Linescrew1Canada 2 жыл бұрын
It's a hate crime to now speak the truth about reality.
@bendeleted9155
@bendeleted9155 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Twitter! I just found and binge-watched this channel after I heard you suspended them.
@AndyfromPBG1
@AndyfromPBG1 2 жыл бұрын
The doctor made it great, I hope he's on staff now.
@Nanerbeet
@Nanerbeet 2 жыл бұрын
That Doctor deserves an Emmy.
@privatepilot4064
@privatepilot4064 Жыл бұрын
He married a telephone operator and she reversed the charges!
@robynhighart2026
@robynhighart2026 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy for this birthing unit! That doctor is bigoted!
@diannamcclary2523
@diannamcclary2523 2 жыл бұрын
Hat off to the doctor, I can’t believe he kept his composure throughout this entire thing. 🍔🍟🍕🍗🍖🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dirkbogarde7796
@dirkbogarde7796 2 жыл бұрын
The doc's face is magnificent. So subtle, so good.
@marisafernandez3397
@marisafernandez3397 2 жыл бұрын
The Bee is turning from satire to reality 😂
@jakegarrett8109
@jakegarrett8109 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a food abortion as the joke, but at least this one is less graphic than yanking the jar of peanut butter out with a clothes hanger and smashing it. I much prefer the Bee's ending, very well done skit with a serious "doctor" in an almost unreal issue in todays' society, where all sanity is gone and evil is the only one allowed to speak.
@billywilliams6853
@billywilliams6853 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your new born.
@freedomlover5269
@freedomlover5269 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this. Maybe someone should show this video to the genius Berkeley professor who embarrassed herself in front of Congress.
@dave8895
@dave8895 2 жыл бұрын
She would still deny reality...
@RodMartinJr
@RodMartinJr 2 жыл бұрын
Throwing every pregnancy stereotype at this skit worked out flawlessly! *_Hilarious!_* "...I'm having cravings!..." LOL
@hrw1936
@hrw1936 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know women don't actually have to "eat for two"? Double the calories would be too much. Of course, man pregnancies may be very different.
@decKyo
@decKyo Жыл бұрын
I love how calm the doctor is
@sunuv2guns
@sunuv2guns 2 жыл бұрын
Great little production and great acting. I didn't think you could keep that sketch serious for as long as you did. I was kind of surprised when I saw the ultra-sound, although I knew which way it was going to go eventually.
@cherrywilson6267
@cherrywilson6267 2 жыл бұрын
That “HUH” from the doctor when he said he was pregnant TOOK ME OUT. 00:36
@ConRob3-2692
@ConRob3-2692 2 жыл бұрын
Me too - hadn't laughed that hard in a while.
@Henry-wr3mu
@Henry-wr3mu Жыл бұрын
The sad part is is that people actually think this nowadays is a the sadder part was at the end, when they showed that newspaper headline because it's getting to that point where that will actually happen I believe if we keep going like we do
@onepunchman4481
@onepunchman4481 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually sad how mental illnesses is being ignored and normalized 💀
@alliseuss1555
@alliseuss1555 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy from both men. The deadpan doctor was so perfect!
@buffalomerkis7603
@buffalomerkis7603 Жыл бұрын
I identify as pregnant. Means I get the best seats on the bus.
@mr.scarytheterry5039
@mr.scarytheterry5039 2 жыл бұрын
The patient was amazing, I loved how much energy she/he/it/they/ze/zir/zit/zem put into the role.
@davidgraskemper8518
@davidgraskemper8518 2 жыл бұрын
That doctor plays the straight man so well! Good job, Bee!
@BusyBodyVisa
@BusyBodyVisa Жыл бұрын
That actor for the doctor was great! He really sounds like a reserved old timey doctor.
@jareeder67
@jareeder67 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to this brave birthing person!
@johnathanblauw2608
@johnathanblauw2608 2 жыл бұрын
I love how freaking chill the doctor is 😂😂
@Garbeaux.
@Garbeaux. Жыл бұрын
Such a stunning and brave pregnant man!
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