Oblivion NPC Dialogue Gets Hostile

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[@almostequal]

look like a fusion of mark zuckerberg and jeff bezos

[@davidm5321]

OMG!!!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧

[@unstoppablefootage9818]

Totally! Lol

[@internetvide0]

Zuckerberg and Howard Stern

[@jameshardy6277]

LOL

[@Ambu570]

Shiitttt now I can't stop seeing it

[@monkeydude952]

"Stay out of my office, there are sensitive files!" Quest log update: Access the Sensitive Files

[@leandroagonzalez3]

Golden

[@leandroagonzalez3]

It's the hidden trophy 🏆

[@GhostRanger5060]

nailed it

[@gigiesparza396]

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

[@artemislogic5252]

if those files got out he'd prob be in prison

[@FreakinFred08]

Usually, when an NPC denies access so vehemently, it means you haven’t unlocked that part of the map yet. I’m pretty sure the player needs to resolve a main objective before coming back to that location.

[@JustAGuy85]

💯

[@Zooby19]

😂😂😂

[@VesperAegis]

Credit to player where it is due. He was looking for a way to glitch past the NPC and skip the main quest line.

[@AlexHristo]

Just like in GTA 4 trying to get into Manhattan

[@LVTHORAscending]

Love this 😂

[@denisskenderovic3707]

I like how the cameraman asks "who are you that I have to listen to you?" in such a manner that it feels like he'd actually listen to him- if he just knew who he was.

[@Seldomheardabout]

I don't know about you, but I don't just listen to bald idiots who won't even tell me their name.

[@jordanmartens5591]

Didn't he answer? Said he was an attorney for the building or something like that? Hard to hear over the music

[@kikithepupper6774]

cameraman doesnt know its Jeff Bezos, that's why

[@willvazquez626]

@@kikithepupper6774 Bezelburg

[@lathrael7152]

@@kikithepupper6774 It's Mark Bezos.

[@warrenb8228]

No uniform, no identification, refuses to identify himself, I assume he’s a member of the thieves guild and should not be trusted with any side quest.

[@Ektalon]

I dunno, that goober looks like he hears the voice of the Night Mother herself.

[@xshadionytpx7891]

he is indeed prob doing some shady stuff this guy tried too expose

[@jackdaniels2905]

I love that nerd talk.

[@Ektalon]

@@jackdaniels2905 Jack! I’m a big fan of your whiskey!

[@pineappleparty1624]

He said who he was dummy. The person that never identifies are these frauditors trespassing with cameras illegally making money by filming people and often their private paperwork without their consent.

[@Stefan-wp2qr]

I like how his head progressively tilts more and more as he gets more annoyed

[@bangtansupremacy4685]

IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@tedunguent156]

I was waiting for it to *snap* off.

[@Nute202]

💀

[@SouloDoloMusic]

I wish there was a *30 minutes later...* cut to see how far it turned 😂

[@nigelnigelakiraakira]

You don't want to know what happens when he gets completely horizontal.

[@koikarppa]

1:46 omg he walked like a NPC look at him

[@katieo5534]

Lol, "look at him" made me laugh more than it should have

[@frank744]

hahahahahahahaha I though the same

[@MrMotoMike]

Hmmm... "Don't film here" "This is a government building" "I have sensitive files" ... I think we need to see this mysterious/paranoid NPC's files

[@Keyankav]

*Quest Accepted*

[@themightychinful]

Lmao this bald guy actually sounds like NPC. So much repetition and the emotionless face.

[@lucasottens8506]

It's not emotionless, he's nervous AF. He's never tried to exercise any level of authority on a stranger before, especially not one that's obviously physically more imposing than he is. Look at the constant tics and blinking, the fake power-posing standing contrapposto with one hand in his pocket. The really strained forced smirk. The flop sweat.

[@lifeisbutamoment]

@@lucasottens8506 his head gets increasingly more bald and shiny with the less power and control he has over the situation

[@buddyboy6783]

@@lucasottens8506 he glows red when taking ego damage

[@AddamSolo]

I actually think something mire was going on

[@zerordie4529]

Not emotionless that is clear expression of fear

[@BellyUpFish]

We really need to teach people how to adjust the soundtrack volume on these videos..

[@MrVarhansen]

I hate people who cant read audio waves in a video editor

[@Dawghome]

My god it's so true, I've a godawful headache & it's jarring in my ears! Ouchhhh!

[@dzmitry2387]

its literally like that in the game

[@BellyUpFish]

@@dzmitry2387 We literally need to teach people how to adjust soundtrack volume in the game.

[@vinegro4579]

What do you mean!? This is as NPC as it gets! This was perfect!

[@jerrodbutali3990]

"You cant videotape here, this is a public building" -Oxymoron NPC.

[@mightymodo]

ya, i caught that. It made me laugh too.

[@markekar6021]

thats not what an oxymoron is

[@Chris-we7hh]

"public" to them, the entitled political class, means "fuck off filthy peasant"

[@troywright359]

You can't just film people and everything you want, the guy said to stay out of his office. Camera man is a jerk

[@FD-nz7qv]

I've seen people talk like an NPC but this guy actually moves like one too

[@fryone]

Its the secret bald dungeon, very brave to attempt the Intimidate route. Wasnt his first quicksave reload Im sure 🤣.

[@calibdovah1962]

Literally everyone shown in the vid was bald lol

[@fryone]

@MR. RICKLES FARTTENHOOS 🤟

[@8818F]

Bald brotherhood😂

[@stringerchick3650]

Hahaha read my mind !!

[@kingofkings367]

Bill Maher is bald? Pls Will don't smack the bejesus out of me.. It's a joke.

[@thumbwiz]

When the voice acting is spot on, but the developers still haven't perfected the shape of the NPC's head.

[@DUKE_DUKE]

Too stiff and the eyes are dead looking.

[@jjmbeausoleil]

Omg for the win.

[@Egoblivion]

Not to mention literally the best graphics ever. 🙃

[@theinstantclassic4379]

Tic tac

[@aru-YT]

​@@Egoblivion Are you kidding? Comparing the graphics to other legendary games released in the past decade, the developers really let loose on this one. You can tell how much they wanted to avoid adding hair physics and textures by making every character and background npc BALD! The emotions are deadpan and not very realistic to a human with an actual soul. 6/10, will update if developers fix the issue.

[@m.d.sharpe8892]

The way he said "I have sensitive files" combined with how creepy he looks that close to the camera just made me burst out laughing

[@Prof.Pwnalot]

1:26 " You're gonna stay out of my office there's sensitive files" Gold.

[@TheAidanodian]

The pedo files

[@cb2536]

Legend has it his identity is still a secret.

[@Desstrik]

That dude’s MOM doesnt even know his identity.

[@Nah_Bohdi]

@@Desstrik lol Pops out saying "You need to leave."

[@briananderson1246]

They

[@Anudorini-Talah]

Quest added: Lifting the secret. -Find out the true identity of the office guard.

[@oliveryt7168]

"this is a public building"... he said it... "public"... so, basically anybody can film.

[@TinTinsDance]

lol

[@lordniyo4979]

He’s a male Karen

[@israelmcmahon3340]

There was literally a camera on the ceiling over his head as the video began lol everyone's already being filmed

[@Paintbl99]

Not the way that works lol

[@pinchevilla4268]

there is no expectation of privacy in public. publicly funded and publicly accessible buildings indeed fall under first amendment proection. you are also constantly being recorded out in public by comercial and private security, traffic, private and public dashcams, teslas etc. i wonder when the last time you signed a release for any of those recordings?

[@jasmine9581]

The first "Can I help you, sir?" was really...fitting.

[@thepoopman9951]

Sounded like dude was actually in oblivion

[@JoeTakagi00]

Man the timing was so good I thought it may be staged

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

"You're not going upstairs." Lmao he thinks he's the Avengers

[@keltic11100]

Didn't know Jeff Bezos was in Oblivion.

[@markokeefe1618]

He even moves like an npc at the end

[@BiggyJimbo]

Hahaha he really does

[@moonshadow2724]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Htown156]

This quest stumped me too at first. You have to tell him "ok, I will go back" and he will immediately disengage you and walk into the bathroom. At that point you have to pickpocket his key while he is at the urinal and proceed to his office using the now unguarded elevator. If your lockpick skill is high enough you can bypass the pickpocket option and proceed directly to his office using the elevator. Don't forget to grab the skill book on his desk after you retrieve the sensitive files.

[@gandalf8216]

I must have done something wrong because whenever I try your way, he becomes hostile the moment I approach him at the urinal.

[@FreakinFred08]

@@gandalf8216 did you find the Cottonlark Feather in the previous mission? Before entering the restroom, you must unequip any footwear so that your [sneak] is optimal. Then use the Cottonlark Feather to tickle the man’s undercarriage when approaching from behind. You’ll be able to get the key even if you’re Level 1 Pickpocket.

[@seowth]

The way he repositioned himself to block the door was so good!!!

[@pauldavis5665]

Dude literally moves and repositions like an NPC.

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

0:19 "I want you to leave now" - Proceeds to block the exit....

[@xshadionytpx7891]

lol this is a public building, i need you to leave now XDDD

[@dawud7791]

Jeff bezos looking hostile

[@Favoxhille]

he actually stands,stares and moves like an npc 😂

[@mikekosh4436]

Hands down one of the best NPC acting we've seen he even did the sharp turns and everything 😂 his limited vocabulary and movements were perfect!

[@anomalovideo]

One of the very few times here on yt when I honestly believed life is an action rpg simulation

[@leandroagonzalez3]

Well that's where your wrong. It's not a simulation, your game is. =)

[@BL-mf3jp]

Well, oblivion is a pretty damn good game. So I’m okay with that.

[@leandroagonzalez3]

@@BL-mf3jp eh simulation. Real world>>>>>> fake simulated trap

[@delweisshouse7841]

This world is indeed a simulation. Everything around screams "not a real world"

[@leandroagonzalez3]

@@delweisshouse7841 oh simulation you say?. Yes go on ahead and simulate your own death. Maybe you'll respawn in a new setting. Go on give it a try. The only thing that is a simulation is the made up world you and literally millions of people have made up for themselves because they can't face reality. People who don't know how to confront. People who hide. People who lash out. We got a word for those people. We call them mental. They are mentally insane.

[@MC1995xx]

Just pay this damn NPC some septims to get out of the way...everybody know the dark elves can be easily corrupted!

[@JoshTheHoffman]

Fuck that (Attack)

[@dookeland8]

the way he turned the corner right into dialog was the most NPC thing ever

[@CoolSmoovie]

He came around the corner like a pre-scripted encounter

[@d.monksworkshop1111]

They don't take it lightly when the hair people infiltrate their commune.

[@katiedunlap235]

at first I was wondering why the music was so loud but it’s actually perfect cause they’re just saying the same non-sensical bs to each other over and over again 😂😂😂

[@godofhate4167]

"This is a public building you have to leave" dude literally admitted he can film based on that.

[@CHUCKSCHUMACHER]

I love how the deeper the video progresses the more his smug face spiral twists as if at any moment it will suddenly be fully flushed away from existence 😆

[@williamdavis3590]

yoooo this lizard has some reallll sketchy files in his office lolll

[@lewstone5430]

The budget Gandalf.

[@gandalf8216]

I have a rival.

[@Gravetacular]

More like budget Bezos 🤣

[@totalbullion5882]

Missed a perfect opportunity to tell him you really need to look at those files LOL

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

"Should I bring all my glasses and shoes... so I have them?" -- Sol Rosenberg

[@Bibibosh]

If he quick saved before he may be able to ask the question again at another save point!!!!

[@hypnofba]

„This is exactly what i am doing…“ lmao

[@testtor2714]

Meathead almost started crying. That's the meanest somebody ever was to him in 45 years.

[@FARQUAD44]

That’s a Metaverse Guard.

[@j.loganhill]

I think this is just the most NPC-like real person I’ve ever seen. His generic face, saying the same thing over and over, lack of facial expressions. Brilliant

[@anthonybogus5688]

Lmaooo seriously

[@scaryhours2220]

As soon as he says "why are you doing this ? " I couldn't look away 😳.

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

Deftones profile pic!

[@ethanpierce6118]

Oh my gosh that "Can I help you sir?" and then the "Hi how are you?" are just so perfect

[@lgx2410]

He could have totally ruined this guy by saying "are you staring in GI Jane 2?"

[@rocketrockstar8171]

And then Will would walk up and slap him!

[@williamdavis3590]

@@rocketrockstar8171 someone needs to make this edit!

[@thepikachuoftexas3871]

KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUTCHO FOOKING MOUTH!

[@barreloffun10]

I love how Will Smith was totally laughing at the joke until he saw his psycho wife looking daggers at him.

[@rottenmilk6630]

This was SO MUCH like the npc's when you sneak into their house and get caught.. "you need to leave" "I'm going to call the guards"

[@danfors1333]

That NPC has some weird glitch in the neck. I half expected his face to turn upside down in the end.

[@isaiahben-yahweh3245]

Priceless and the rest of the video is even funnier

[@Perros333]

Where can we watch it??

[@thatguyonyoutube989]

Please tell us what the video was called

[@isaiahben-yahweh3245]

@@thatguyonyoutube989 Unfortunately I don't remember the exact name, but if search up "I walked into the voting office in my state while recording and this happened." it should come up

[@Ma_rkw589]

@@immachine1565 unfortunately I couldn't find it on that channel bro

[@csselement]

Anyone figure out how to find the full vid? Looks like a good one.

[@SilverBricks17]

Good god that is the creepiest looking NPC I’ve seen yet🙁

[@Tyler-zr4fc]

This actually feels like a Skyrim interaction lmao

[@paulargier]

The man filming is KZbinr "Long Island Audit." Dude is a legend and deserves way more subscribers.

[@paulargier]

@@madcow5833 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqrdYpasqrN7m9k

[@buuger]

Somethins weird with his eyeballs

[@RussellSyx]

@@exiled1gaming Facts

[@ad_gloriam_dei]

@@exiled1gaming unironically true

[@robertthegamer28]

It’s that annoying enemy that blocks your path but never actually attacks u

[@saka-hyenabro7773]

Unfortunately there's a bug in this building that causes the audio to be inconstant with user settings, also explains why top tone of the NPC's is much more hostile than other locations. Expect a patch in the remastered edition full release.

[@MrZer000]

This is exactly the way an npc behaves when entering a restricted area, they are persistent in standing right infront of you

[@swimmy1315]

I like how they reused the same Bald NPC asset over and over to save on processing power. Smart move.

[@IronKnee963]

Oblivion? This that new WW3 Call of Duty Dialogue.

[@johnwhite5035]

"yeah you're dismissed". 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FullmetalNacho]

Always a treat when two NPCs voiced by the same actor start a conversation.

[@danielberry4765]

NICE MUSIC MATE, I love straining to hear words for no fucking reason.

[@ishamatic4332]

There’s a reason

[@funoff3207]

I don't know what's in these 'sensitive files' he's protecting but I have such doubts there is anything remotely interesting in them

[@stephentherrien3299]

“How do I know if you can help me if I don’t know who you are” 🤣🤣

[@mchagnon7]

"This is a public building" Yeah. that's why he can film here. You're thinking of private buildings. If you're that confused, maybe you should come back when you know what's going on.

[@markekar6021]

hes not confused. he knew the rules.

[@cardboardboxification]

This one doesn’t need a tinfoil hat, that shine reflects all the electromagnetic spectrum

[@nexusSix_237]

☠

[@TEMPLE7D]

Lmaoooo actually watched the full video. This was taken by Long Island Audit. NPC's in this country think its illegal to film in public places because its not "typical". This guy goes around exercising his rights and bringing awareness. Actually scary how many police show up also thinking its illegal and making a fool out of the whole department.

[@ProfessorLemur]

tldr

[@thatrandomyoutubechannel]

I think most of the police are fully aware that it's legal to film in alot of these places, they're just so used to getting people to do what they want through either threat of violence, intimidation, or color of law that when confronted with someone who knows their rights it damages their ego and they just won't stop trying to control that person because they need to make the ouchy on their ego go away and mommy ain't there to kiss it and make it better.

[@TEMPLE7D]

@@thatrandomyoutubechannel I PROMISE you, if you watch his video, you'd recant this statement. Seriously, out of dozens of videos i've watched, only like two or three case, the police knew to stand down..... Two of which it was ONLY after another officer (or Sarge") responded and told them about his KZbin page..... Then they sing a different tune afterwards.

[@thatrandomyoutubechannel]

@@TEMPLE7D I stand by my statement.

[@christianriddler5063]

@@TEMPLE7D Can you link this exact video? I cannot find it.

[@peauxp6263]

"you need to leave" 100% npc dialogue

[@l1l1l1]

POV: you try to get into the "only bald people" super secret club but you still have some hair in your head

[@lordot8665]

That’s a high ranking Balderion and it’s very brave of you to get so close.

[@WilhelmWilder]

He really hit you with the "I don't know you, and i don't care to know you...outta my way before I pull your arms off" necromancer for sure

[@bcactus3510]

Oh 1000% hahahahaha

[@TheXxPSYCHO]

He even moves like an NPC.

[@The-Black-Death]

I'm convinced this guy is a NPC IRL, a legit robot in human skin or Android.

[@stevegarcia3174]

Till this day he’s still stuck in the building

[@acogjefe4769]

Was it racist to immediately assume the other bald guy was with original bald guy?

[@CoreySpitz]

I did! Lmao

[@spol]

It's like if Bezos and Zuck had a baby. lmao

[@chrispraz877]

We all know attorneys are dicks, but this guy is next level. What's he afraid of?

[@chillanfly3893]

This is a more upfront patches. I like his recent character diversity

[@breatheyoureupset.2232]

That dude hasn’t been slapped after talking tough before and it shows 😂

[@andrewandrew4970]

"This is a public building." So he can film.

[@chasejordan9295]

(Closed captions) "Music" Me: Damn it, thought so The ending LMFAO he walks over to that spot like a fucking npc too

[@chalkdeamon6070]

When he blinks he looks like hes going to cry. 🥲

[@JoshDisher]

I love how the video he's trying to stop him from getting is the exact video he gives him. This dude's using cheat codes...

[@stormblade8067]

"You're gonna stay out of my office and my sensitive files" LMAO like where did that even come from, typical NPC

[@jadibdraws]

Legend has it the cameraman is still trapped in that building

[@chestercopperpot4286]

dude prolly never even been to the cloud district

[@rileygally2967]

So shiny! In all seriousness this guy should audition for a movie role

[@anthonybogus5688]

1:45 the walk out & turn to get back in front of him was Insanely NPC 💀 😂

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

"You shouldn't have come here!" - every NPC when there's a script error

[@loafandjug321]

This is *Straw Man Zero* . Every argument in history originated from this challenge.

[@SryImHigh]

I remember watching this. Video. The channel is long island audits

[@poetiks]

Though the music is way too loud, it's kinda perfect somehow.

[@adamcampbell743]

you need to pause the game, go to settings, then sound, then lower the music volume compared to dialogue volume.

[@Minimumholloway]

You have to do the side quest before entering this dungeon, so you can get the “Cloak of forsight”, then The NPC’s will see you as one of them.

[@atotheg1991]

You've all seen Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg, now get ready for Jeff Zuckerberg.

[@projects325]

It's probably just me but this guy looks a bit creepy

[@Gedagnors]

He totally does! Just like Jeff Sokol from To Catch a Predator episode! =)

[@Revo2Evo]

Jeff Bezos level creepy.

[@interloper3138]

It that slight menacing grin on his face that doesn't change to reflect his tone, I think. It's just a bit off-putting.

[@alexanderh9569]

Yeah his eyelids are quite unnerving

[@hannibalrex2191]

Happens all the time! Sneak into a house at like 3 am and they're just standing there saying this to you.

[@catnipenjoyer1]

That hard-boiled egg is about to pop

[@ItachiUchiha-lr3yr]

Mark ZuckerBezos

[@tristanholland6445]

Think this is mislabeled as annoying jester with 0 in Speech vs guard with 5 in intimidate.

[@mikes2082]

The head tilt gives away his insecurities of being bald

[@insertusernamehere8125]

The very stiff walking, emotion lacking face, repeating things 1000 times, randomly repositioning then looking right back, the goofy head tilting and the fact that he's bald makes him the perfect NPC!