Oblivion: "Yes, yes! We Must Kill That Foul Nord, Aaaaaeeeeiiiiii!"

When a retired Legion Solider goes full crazy mode inside a mansion...

[@PondScummer]

"You and I aren't murderers"

[@click8708]

Hands down favourite quest, I don't know how many times I replayed it choosing every option. That quest is so darkly satisfying.

[@ashiagefa646]

I read the dialogue, after he killed, he says the assasin is still hiding out in this house somewhere. If I played this game back in the 2000s, I would be very confused.

[@AxCYeR]

it annoys me that you wrote Aaaaaeeeeiiiii instead of Aaaaiiiieeeee

[@bignumbers]

Nords are resistant to shock and redguards are bad at magic.

[@LeadMetal82]

Dude was pretty adamant the nord is the assassin, and he STILL thinks there you are one after he killed him

[@g.mcplus6097]

That midair one hit KO tho

[@JaosalS]

"Take that robe off!"

[@hallamhal]

I love how he says we're not a murderer, then he murders someone, THEN he calls the player a murderer

[@AlteraLin]

I just can't vanilla games anymore without Gamerpoop stuff running in my head while the NPCs are talking.

[@RDA000]

Picks up a sword

[@nagihangot6133]

"Talk tough to me. I love tough guys."

[@Zheley]

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

[@Rutherford_Inchworm_III]

That AIYEEEEE is less battle cry and more bearing down hard trying to pop out a dookie.

[@12jygga]

"I'll have your head, you filthy Nord!"

[@traderslick9763]

Welcome to the internet.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

They put more effort into giving you freedom in this one quest than the entire rest of the game.

[@alecnolastname4362]

“you and I aren’t murderers.”

[@cringebreade1855]

NORD SUS!

[@metalslug97]

Oblivion had some genuinely goofy and memorable quests. TES 4 will always have a special place in my heart