Here's a draft. Please feel free to correct. 0:00-0:12 Nagashima: Good evening everyone. This time it's totally messed up. You can hear some noisy words here and there, but... well it's ok. Yano: -0:37 Where did the high school girl from Nerima go? Kakihana also escaped, midnight, what we did is totally meaningless? I'm getting hungry, don't wanna eat in a place like this tho... 0:38-0:48 It's 6:00am, possible options are... KONBINI(Convenience store)? After all? Like ANATA TO KONBINI,* me and Sekiguchi? Hah? *TV ads of Family Mart. Has a double meaning. "You and Convenience store" and "be good combination with you" 0:49-1:01 Sekiguchi was knocked down by Dobu-san. For real??? I don't know how to use Uber something, I tried several times, but didn't have a credit card... 1:02-1:20 Reliable minion(s)? I do have, but this place is a secret (to them/he/her). Hey, that means I CAN'T TRUST them, right? F***. What a humiliation. I'm alone, after all. So? Oh well. I'm a weed that grows on the road. 1:21-1:37 But I don't hate myself. Me like a wizarding wizard! Having said that, my hunger is not satisfied. It's absolutely impossible to go buying by myself. If I wander around at such a time, do i suspected by the police? 1:38-1:52 Appear in tomorrow's newspaper is no laughing matter. Because I violate the law. Am i getting full while on this beat? No. Still hungry. 1:53-2:12 Then, after all, I have to go buy it myself? I'm supposed that it's time to go home, change into pajamas and go to bed, withdraw from all thoughts, paralyze the taste with diluted elixir, and enjoy the movie star's last work with subtitles! 2:13- A lot of problems at the same time. Sekiguchi was knocked down and I can't leave him behind. It's a top-down style, like a Doctor(? or Dobu-san?), autocratic management. No no, punch, K.O., a bottom-up style is ours always. Spit from the bottom, on site. 2:32- It was Boss who picked up the abandoned life of me like this bottle cap. Lying down at Honmoku Pier, we were always looking up in the sky. 2:43- "Wanna be great, no matter who says what." The star flowed and disappeared. 2:48- in my childhood, grew up being beaten, i imagined crawling up from the bottom of hell. Sandals on barefoot. the gripped pen to a kitchen knife, to shut all thoughts out. 3:00- Underdog howling towards the sea at night, everyone except us is FAKE, start a new family tree from ME, yes we are the FAMILY. I won't let (you/me) say "I'm lonely" anymore. 3:12- promise everything, Now, Here, i promise everything. I'll show you the view from the top. As a matter of fact, i am the final boss. ---omit the rest--- He's talking about a pen having get from Yamamoto. And he's thinking of returning it. He is still hungry.
alr so i listened to this while looking at the en translations in the wiki and can i just say. sekiguchi better wake up rn or else the poor little guy is gonna starve oh my god yano is too cute man wtf
Here's to *One Man Show.* Yeah, it confuses me, a non-Japanese, too. Nagashima - "Good evening everyone. This time though, I don't understand what he's saying. I can hear some dangerous words here and there, but maybe they mean nothing. Well then, here you go." 0:14: Yano the yakuza porcupine, Swagger Humble plays in the background, rhymey riddling. Need to say more? Yano - "Where on earth is that Nerima high school girl? "Where did she actually go? "Kakihana also ran away at midnight "As if what we did was meaningless "It's time to fill my stomach "Though I don't want to eat at this kind of place. Yeah "It's 6:00 am "Possible options "After all, go to a konbini "A combination with you, Sekiguchi and me (It's a pun on FamilyMart's slogan. Back to the alien rap.) "Huh? Is it serious that Sekiguchi can't move because of Dobu-san? "Uber, I don't know how to use it "I tried several times "But I don't have a credit card "There are trustworthy henchmen but "This place was a secret "I mean, wait a minute "You can't trust them with this stuff, right? "This bastard. I'm completely humiliated "I'm on my own after all "I get it. Forget about it. "I'm like wild grass that grows on the street "Don't hate myself like this "Like a master of curses unleashing his sorcery "Saying things like that, doesn't fill my belly "Can't be serious that I have to go shopping. "When loitering around at this time, "Am I really fit to be employed? "It won't be funny when they put it in the newspaper next day "Because y'know, it's like breaking the law, "When I'm in the flow like this, "Filling my belly "That doesn't happen at all. "Honestly, I'm getting hungry "Well, I guess I knew it already "I have to go shopping, is that the only option left? "If that's the case, I might just go home already, "Get into my pajamas, go to bed, "Free myself from any thoughts, "Paralyze my taste buds with diluted secret medicine, "And enjoy that actor's last movie with subtitles. "Difficulties that happened at the same time "Leave the knocked-down Sekiguchi and go home "What a command from the top "That's top down all right "It's like a one-man management "That's not right, after all we've always done "One-hit KO. Bottoms up. "Vomiting saliva from below the site "Life discarded like this bottle cap "Was it the boss who picked him up? "Lying down at Honmoku Pier "We were always looking up "'Become great by not asking questions' "The stars we looked up to flowed away and disappeared "A childhood with beatings and rearing "Imagine climbing up from hell "Barefooted hanging onto rubber sandals "Turn the pen you hold into a kitchen knife to block out your thoughts "The underdogs barking at the sea at night "Everyone except us is fake "A family tree that starts over with me "Yes, we are family "I won't let you say you're lonely anymore "I promise you everything "I'll show you all the promises here and now "The view from the top "What else do I have to hide? I'm the last boss "Oh Sekiguchi, I just remembered "Do you know what this is? "Mystery Kiss' manager "Yamamoto had the same ballpoint pen "A ballpoint pen worth half a billion yen "Towards good fortune by holding onto it "How suspicious, my man "Everything may be collapsing "I'm half dead of hunger in my hideout "Honestly, I should give it back to Yamamoto "By the way, when I said that "I keep getting hungrier "Sekiguchi~"
@仮名十八3 жыл бұрын
このBGMって実際に鳴ってるの?流してるの、ヤノ?
@user-ck6yh1ww1x3 жыл бұрын
ヤノ来たー!!!!!!
@HinataKpeach693 жыл бұрын
This is 🔥🔥🔥 I love it so much lmaooooo
@おむライス3 жыл бұрын
矢野も寂しかったのかも。
@ID_202 Жыл бұрын
好感度めちゃくちゃあがったわ
@AshnSilvercorp3 жыл бұрын
I really wish these were officially translated. I can make out about 20% of what he says just because of how corny it is to rhyme in Japanese, but I lose some of the context.
@泡雪-n6n3 жыл бұрын
I tried translating into English. I hope you are still interested... 2022