Off Days: Golf

[@max_jimenez]

I heard if you win the tournament you get an infinite vest (green or otherwise)

[@akapo98]

Max Jiménez AAAAYEHAGGHEYAHHYEHAYYHAYEHAY THAT'S AWESOME DUDE

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

So any colour?

[@tottle321]

I like how Geoff is hesitant in explaining that the winner gets a jacket because he knows Reilly's reaction is going to be bad

[@Strummie]

Don’t just say “It’s bad.”

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

It was fine

[@jonthemediocre626]

Bad reaction? Nah! Bad you!

[@Ithiophilis]

1:50 Watching Reilly's expression slowly transition from interest to outrage for 6 seconds is everything.

[@thenegusayo]

We need a Reilly Geoff podcast

[@wormsXDXD]

yes!!

[@jonrita2344]

you don't understand. we want/need dis

[@MrWeazlebee]

@@jonrita2344 that's the only thing I understand...

[@MooseMasterTyler]

They said in one of the patreon episodes that they are planning on making one after Geoff graduates

[@driedurchin]

Oh boy do I have news for you!

[@cdromschannel]

geoff’s little frightened jump at 0:42 makes my life

[@wormsXDXD]

how big is the trophy for this wife?

[@jickhydro]

Are we just gonna trike over the fact that Reilly was responsible for a hit and run IN 4TH GRADE?

[@AndrewPonti]

Trike it over to Hamburger

[@SeraphsWitness]

i'm sorry, trike?

[@midimidori4699]

I love that there's a niche fanbase for J&A and we all end up here with the best inside jokes.

[@Winteramen]

And for the record that's Christian *Ball.*

[@geraldowillis8614]

I love the fact that Geoff jumps before explaining that Riley yelled at him for 7 min. Nice touch

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

I vibe hard with Riley's fashion sense through all these videos

[@jt1a]

*unfurls a scroll and clears throat* Ten Reasons why wiffle ball is better than golf.

[@AndrewPonti]

ART!

[@Phazon8058MS]

By Amir Penn Cooper Valerie Bloomenwitz.

[@jorgelujan9942]

god I miss the scrolls

[@markkittel44]

(throws multiple pencils at scroll) No. No. No!

[@jacoblessing7929]

Hmm...no, we need something more along the lines of _Top Ten Sports That Are Better Than Golf,_ but all of the items are either not sports or are golf.

[@joeyrozic1100]

Riley and Geoff always bring the gold.

[@rnjbond230]

Reilly and Geoff have such great friendship chemistry

[@justin070809]

The way she says “putt putt” is adorable

[@donald347]

They just flip a coin to decide who will be Amir this time.

[@TheGregbueno]

what i wouldnt give to be a fly in the room during this shoot, much like the fly in the room in this shoot

[@firewalkwithme7]

that fly cameo was the best part, you need to get them in more videos

[@CpttCanada]

Keep making videos! I love HeadGum!

[@tylermcneil5239]

Beautiful.

[@nicholasramsey3971]

That pause after jacket lolllolololol 😂

[@alZiiHardstylez]

I'm all about that golf shit, dude.

[@InfiniteHands]

Hey guys, love you.

[@lauridsen1381]

You should make one of these where they reference Jake and Amir like as a past job or a dream or something?

[@BenHawkinsvids]

Really love the ones where Reilly plays the asshole and Geoff plays the straight man. Reminds me of the old days where Jake would play the insecure douchebag and Amir would just be normal. Really love to see you guys still putting content out

[@AustinCampion]

Glad they’re having fun.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

The funniest part of this is that a single whiffle ball caused a 12 car pileup

[@addanametocontinue]

A stray fly near this hot pie makes the ladies go, "Ay yai yai!"

[@killingblow528]

They get better with every sketch

[@roryconroy9669]

Excellent

[@phillies3454]

I thought Geoff's middle name was Trichael

[@placenamehere953]

Yeah it's like Michael but with three wheels

[@IMatchoNation]

Isn't Geoffrey's middle name Trichael? Like Michael, but with three wheels?

[@jacobmacdonald4999]

the full name outtakes killed me XD

[@foodbug]

Reilly and Amir(Jake and Amir) would have the funniest conversations

[@WillToWinvlog]

Too many masters! heehee

[@Jonbutter]

- i'm mad at Masters - THE Masters

[@XTCintense]

I watch these because 50% of me thinks they're hilarious, and 50% of me has a growing crush on Reilly.

[@humanturtle]

Yup

[@darmam0o]

Everybody's in love with Reilly, it's not a big deal. Who're you in love with?

[@m93samman]

@@darmam0o Jake.

[@JohnnyKenny]

@@m93samman bad example

[@rhov1422]

Johnny Kenny nah, bad you.

[@CroshVine]

Reilly is my morning sun

[@HeyItsJonSchwartz]

So what happens if the Riley from this universe finds Geoffrey from GTDA? I feel like something real bad would happen... like when you cross the streams in Ghostbusters.

[@BuzzKiller]

can someone explain where jake and amir went?

[@adamjones496]

looks like its reilly's turn to play the amir character

[@tiamta]

Art is technically a sport if you count its temporary status as an Olympic event

[@Isee-vn4go]

I like when riley gets riled up

[@djkhemix]

This is so weird. It's like basically a Jake and Amir sketch with other people playing Jake and Amir. It's almost like a fan made homage which makes it hard to enjoy because it just feels like I should be watching Jake and Amir perform this sketch but doing it better. Props to the performers. I'm just being honest. Does anyone agree?

[@Winteramen]

I agree with everything reily saying about golf

[@bruceweel]

why are they the way they are ?

[@JiklopDave]

I thought Geoff's middle name was Trichael?

[@maroonpug7]

Riley in off days is Geoffrey in Geoffrey the Dumbass is Amir in College Humor Jake and Amir

[@bamadoescode6242]

It's so jarring to see Geoff not being the weird one

[@intrinsic_melon]

Geoffrey Trikle James*

[@MobiusCoin]

Someone needs to create a wiki for all of these people and figure out their lives chronologically.

[@VICloudkicker]

I know I'm very late to the party, but i thought Geoff's middle name was Trichael. Or is that only for legal purposes?

[@jigartalaviya2340]

You know why Amir's not in the sketch??? Because his dad freaking moved!!!!

[@facelesschicken2803]

I like seeing Reilly as the weird one

[@joseaguilar4845]

Wait is the green jacket thing true? Cause that's kind of bullshit.

[@enki7777]

Is this J&A part two?

[@boyinjuly1]

Rory McIrory

[@nikimilky]

ok I watched about a dozen of those and my conclusion is this is jake&amir 2019 version

[@mmtigan]

Yup in this one Geoff is Jake and Reilly is Amir, 100%. She even has Amir's weird/cruel life experiences and power of summoning exactly the right thing at the right time, like that green thing.

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@mmtigan It's true in some sense, but these two have a different dynamic. There's a genuine kinship between them, especially in the Geoffrey the Dumbass segments. Reilly's constantly defending him and trying to be on his side.

[@chasesad]

Fastest I’ve watched a new HG video. Still took too long. Is Aaron really his middle name?

[@oriorb]

On third viewing this episode went from an amber to a GREY.

[@youngsaaron]

It’s like a jake and Amir sketch but these 2 people

[@roems6396]

His real name is not Geoffrey Aaron James is it?

[@Rosarosa106]

“Golf is easy”

[@the-boring-car-guy]

The slacks comment was good

[@juandiegoprado]

To this day I still say Rory McIlrory

[@rnjbond]

Where are Jake and Amir?

[@LumpyHippo]

This is like if Jake and Amir were done by different people.

[@TheGameTechnician]

Reilly is such a babe

[@brandonwilcox7411]

It's funny how in this universe Riley is always the bad guy and Geoff is the bad guy in Geoffrey the Dumbass

[@whyarepeoplethewaythattheyare]

Are we just always gonna flood Off Days with Jake and Amir style comments? Let these beautiful fools flourish and have their own identity!

[@malcomchase9777]

That's the problem with these sketches. While great, they rely on Jake and Amir. If these weren't on Headgum people would be calling them plagiarists.

[@mrkingjesse378]

Hey Headgum! What kinda GUAP do you want to start making ‘J & A’ type videos a thing of now? I have several investors happy to donate ..or shall i say nappy to BONE-ate.

[@ngossett75]

I only play real sports, like swimming track

[@decentralizedpain]

I can’t tell if Reilly’s really attractive or if she’s just really attractive

[@LimLamOfficial]

Wiffle ball is an art

[@Frisabelle]

Geoff & Riley are the new Jake & Amir and I’m loving it.

[@garrettjones4967]

jake and amir have aged horribly well.

[@jonrita2344]

Golf? Ha golf was crap, if you wanna know why then steal a hen

[@mikemcglasson1286]

what an awful ugly pair of sentences

[@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg]

These too are good...and it's not like Jake and Amir at all

[@benpace2216]

First posters: "I want to be a famous!.... Asss!"

[@SuperflyFTW]

I’ve worked at a golf course for a little over a year now so I think I have the authority to say that golf FUCKING SUCKS! Golf is truly the culty-ist “sport” there is. And people who play golf are annoying as hell. Like if you tell them that you don’t play they look at you funny and urge you to start as if it’s truly important. Idk this started as a joke but turned into a little rant, but it feels good to get it out.

[@Adroyo]

Last

[@Cowboydjrobot]

but for real, golf is boring as hell

[@edwardjones3191]

foist kek

[@parttimegaming5131]

First

[@aaronk8440]

Are they dating?

[@Timorio]

Oh my god, they are SO dating, I can tell!

[@franklinbadge1215]

I thought Geoff's middle name was Trichael

[@nmdubs6]

I thought Geoff's middle name was Trichael