Off Days: Meeting

[@DYLANBROCHILL]

amir is becoming a buff and a cool

[@jakedocen8372]

The only thing that he cares about more than money is cash

[@climbitclimate]

Upvote Him to karma heaven baby!

[@TriforceTK]

I guess you could say amir was leading this meeting

[@levi-randomclips9120]

I don't think so, he didn't bring a fruit plate.

[@JonVD1]

off with his head

[@Captain_Jack514]

Oh Captain my Captain!

[@AM-vb7vp]

then it is a greeting

[@luckerleyjean6168]

... For it is a greeting

[@mariabrown6926]

Please put Ben Shwartz an episode

[@evanskinner4231]

maria brown the 300th episode of If I Were You is coming up, Ben will probably be on it, and they'll probably have him in an episode

[@JeromeBeckett]

And Thomas Middleditch!

[@m93samman]

JeromeBeckett Looking forward to seeing you... TOM!

[@Bobpopsiculs]

FUCKING YES GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE

[@matthewleland5819]

In other worrrrds, please make this jake and amir 😂😂. Hey I'm all for it let's just call it what it is though

[@Lurv3n]

"you haven't changed in over a month btw" I lol'ed out loud

[@ralleks]

This meeting... It's never been

[@donotworried]

🤜🤛

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

This made me smile while I was coughing

[@GregariousFrug]

Geoff should've emailed to reschedule, this is unacceptable.

[@WixkedLovy]

You know what, sorry, you're going to think I'm an asshat, but I have to pause the video because I have to finish another video at 12:05 and it's 12:04 now. How's Christmas 2020 sound, at 5:30 pm?

[@dereklam1225]

You and Ben Schwartz share a scheduling philosophy I see

[@goonsgoons1]

VERY soon

[@ssvoltage]

Hey bud it's coming up

[@Spam-on9dv]

i'll be here, this Friday at 5:30 pm, you promised

[@WixkedLovy]

@@Spam-on9dv I don’t know if you’re aware, but there’s a pandemic. So yeah, I’m kind of busy. I’ll get back to it but it’s a bad time and bad you for trying to make me feel guilty about. Give me like, a year man. You have to give me that.

[@deltahedron]

That was really fresh. That deadpan delivery worked so well with the ridiculousness of the situation and was different from recent videos.

[@philipcapuzzi3997]

this is like that old ben and amir sketch were ben has no availability until 5:20am ten years later and that gets booked while they're talking

[@philipcapuzzi3997]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKnGqpmdq9uBgMU

[@justinz9225]

Now we'll never know how the alligator joke ends.

[@donotworried]

@justinz9225 I can tell you now…scratch that, how about in 5 years? .. Tuesday, 11pm?

[@milindjoshi4280]

Amir's back with his Jesse voice @ 1:52 Love it!

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

HOWS THE HEATING IN THIS MEETING?!?!

[@joeyrozic1100]

This would be a perfect Ben Shwartz style episod "yeah hold that thought, gotta run"

[@carrayying7508]

What are you doing? I was willing to have a conversation with you. You're steamrolling it. You just have an agenda and you won't interact with me.

[@IAmAndrew1]

GOOD QUESTION BUSINESS IS BOOMING!

[@robbeers7252]

Best off days ep to date. Vintage Amir!

[@tom_something]

The tag at the end was hilarious.

[@AipomJG]

this video saved my life.

[@smokejc]

You hadn't even watched it yet.

[@AipomJG]

didn't have to

[@turnleftaticeland]

you said, "i love you"

[@the-boring-car-guy]

turnleftaticeland I do, I love it so much

[@lipglass]

This made me crack up thanks guys

[@XxYellowJacketxX]

one of the best ones yet

[@SSS-ie6mh]

This was a good one.

[@IMatchoNation]

Geoff mentions Amir didn't change his shirt for over a month... after wearing the same shirt every time.

[@haylowalker1252]

the scream at the end omg

[@CroshVine]

I love this episode!

[@cragland94]

the weirdest part of this video is that geoffrey still uses stumbleupon like it's 2011 or some shit

[@zakesters]

Stumbleupon was and is the beating heart of the whole Headgum operation.

[@MegaClaymore123]

hey can i have geoff's handsome face so I can wear it and be a handsome boy?

[@Captain_Jack514]

Glokib I’d rather be a tricky boy

[@grobertson9]

Geoffrey's shirt's different in all the reverse shot.

[@alechanson1870]

College humor should shout out this series

[@kcalbyrrah]

Reminds me of the amir and Ben Schwartz meeting episode 😂

[@juventusfcrules]

How's the heating in this meeting?

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

... I'm only asking because I'm... Jake, what are you doing here?

[@notstretch]

Best clip in a while because no mangeorge

[@krazykookykid237]

I love you guys :)

[@jessetorres5461]

HENRY!

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I miss these days at HG

[@phobeon1274]

Guac!

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

Sember Kaiyonabi he's oldest chika *!*

[@RudyRude69]

Classic

[@fyukfy2366]

why does it say gullible in the description?

[@adityajoglekar1032]

fyukfy I hate you I actually fell for it dude fuck fuck

[@mariabrown6926]

fyukfy i refuse to fall for that 😂

[@pennclick]

Old joke

[@turnleftaticeland]

almost. almost. you almost got me. i started scrolling. but not this time, fucker.

[@DaleMallows]

Asshole.

[@imakemusicplaylists9399]

Whooo I’m not the only one that says noon 30

[@ItsHatch]

I love you

[@מידןטמיר]

Amir made the Hollyweird Bouletard

[@NikSwiftDigs]

A sublime ep., especially because it has an agonizing ring of truth to it.

[@harrisonwest4032]

geoff also hasn't changed in over a month lol

[@sean_tr]

In a while, crocodile?

[@sludgehub]

How's your January?

[@Ashutoshlakra]

jake was so funny in this video!

[@CZnoob]

Is this a copy of the ben schwartz episode with jake? the collegehumor all nighter one or something?

[@sirhawkjames]

this is fucking genius

[@LMNtaLXicon]

Cringe warning, but I just couldn't help myself. Y'all understand, right? Amir: "Pitches for new sketches?" Geoff: "Bitches pour you..." "..." Amir: "Nothing?" Geoff: "Sketches." Amir: "Said sketches." Geoff: "Skechers, then! Skechers, I said." Amir: "'Skechers, then' or 'Skechers, I said?' Because one implies I misheard and the other is - Either way, you're a dumbass." Geoff: "Stitches corn blue retches." Amir: "Now, see, you're getting further away from what I said, and that last one is barely a word, least of all one that fits in this context, which makes me wonder if you just couldn't come up with another rhyme for 'sketch'. I mean, 'corn' is a pretty poor rhyme for 'for'. It was a real stretch. See? There's two vastly superior rhynes, and i didn't even struggle too hard to think of them." Geoff: "But I knew it." Amir: "You knew it? Yeah? You knew it?" Geoff: "Exactly rice. My imagination." Amir: "Sorry, are you taking credit, or is your terrible imagination taking-" Geoff: "Yes! And it thanks you." Amir: "So your imagination, which is poor, knew 'stretches-'" Marty: "'Which is poor knew stretches?!' That reminds me of a suggestion I had regarding a new skit!" Geoff: "You have the floor." Amir: "Never presume authority. Marty, please: Your pitch?" Geoff: "My /suggestion/, I said." Amir: "/His/ pitch, /his/ suggestion, and you have nothing to contribute. Marty, pitches for new sketches." Marty: "...We roast you. Like the corn you are!"

[@PhatPotatoe]

"Monday November 6" so this hasn't happened yet?

[@alexf0723]

How is it that they always meet wearing the same clothes?

[@edwardwilliamson1]

Doesn't look like Geoff has changed in a month either

[@AndrewBell]

Same clothes every day?

[@Munkingly]

Andrew Bombast They point that out in the vid brah

[@levi-randomclips9120]

Geoff pointed out the Amir hasn't changed in a month, but he hasn't either

[@Munkingly]

Description points that out too

[@mastheimba5]

Great vid! This is the same video as the "Should We Make Another Contest Video?" all nighter video with Ben Schwartz though right?

[@charliepeck]

He hasn't changed in over a month either

[@Timorio]

How do you know?!

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

woulda been dope if ya could get tommie hanks on here!

[@OrrWeiss]

why did jake and amir move to this channel?

[@Lurv3n]

hahahah nice one

[@patricksteele9268]

Hey Geoffrey, dinner tonight?

[@michaelmuise]

Tell your boom op that he can get better sound by placing the mic above the people. Source: education. Also congrats on getting the sub and more videos annotations on the right sides on the first try for once.

[@misspalen]

😂😂

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Beer:30

[@emmanuelesparza6170]

Bring back Jake!!!

[@bransin]

this is a copy of the ben schwartz all nighter episode

[@calebezekielcollins1558]

This better be the next Jake and Amir . But with a new Jake 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🥇

[@PikachuStudiosOfficial]

Don't Spoil Me But Thanks Anyways

[@hamdanandalousiy4232]

Fuck me thats funny but please bring jake back in man cmon

[@johnathonhealey4406]

No Jake, no like

[@creb672]

Change your shirt at least lol

[@toniivanov3066]

background is shit, otherwise decent

[@seanchristopher7364]

These videos just keep getting worse

[@pash91]

Lol so they just replaced Jake with this guy and had a less successful gig?...BRING BACK J&A!!!

[@theholiestfugly]

1. No. Clearly Jake is in videos, but I'm gonna guess you haven't watched any. 2. CollegeHumor owns the rights to Jake and Amir, so, in simple terms, they can't. 3. They're trying different things. Cry about it.