Off Days: Guy Talk

[@Last_Respecter]

POP POP. COUGH DROP. I don't think I'll ever forget that weird rhyme for as long as I live.

[@leddyal-khakaf3378]

As long as it’s chubby a girl will rubby

[@Comraderob1]

When I read your comment my first thought was "POP POP watch'n heathens drop"

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

@Brian K. Scott A diphthong makes my dith long. Dithk. Er, dick.

[@alexbram2064]

@@LazarusIsBackBaby If you're going to have that line on deck, you should be able to say it. Like, get it out crisp. Let's go- 1, 2, 3...

[@darkjango64b]

He was halls the whole time.

[@thedamnjeff6804]

Hahaa..ohmygod

[@IMatchoNation]

Like his mother. The youngest one threw SQUIRRELS.

[@NDJunction]

@@IMatchoNation I was in the library and because of you, i am not allowed to return x'D

[@IMatchoNation]

@@NDJunction Libraries have very strict anti-beefing policies :(.

[@cheenewah]

Always has been.

[@evyatarguttman8673]

Idk why but "a cough drop makes her harf stop" is literally the funniest thing i've heard in weeks. I keep rewinding back to that line lmao

[@roberttabackman4425]

3 years later but for me it's always been the face palming "a cart stop makes her heart drop"

[@juventusfcrules]

Do y'all think they were paid for that? Or do they love Halls or some shit.

[@Angels510]

Jake and Amir own a Halls franchise

[@MittyPoots]

Cause they're just gobbling down these these these these these these these these these these these lozenges

[@robm7887]

I heard Jake's uncle works at cough drop factory.

[@lukerxd]

The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they're happy!

[@MultiDEEJ]

He got like a billion dollars for the commercial

[@codex_lui]

Amir being OG amir 👏👏

[@fyukfy2366]

its locker room talk! you know how LOCKER ROOMS TALK?!?!?!?

[@tarrenl4068]

I don't think there is a single piece of media anywhere in the universe that's as quotable as fuckin shake and a spear. I salute those coy spendthrifts

[@Kaervek87]

Whenever someone says "locker room talk" I say this immediately.

[@GG38429]

Locker rooms don't ta- do you think a locker room was saying that?

[@christiannewcomer2635]

You think the emails were about us?

[@nihal74321]

@@GG38429 exactly right

[@siiimooo]

Now that's Amir we all love! He needs a SCROLL right now!

[@AndrewPonti]

A scroll would have been perfect...missed opportunity!

[@JMZBros]

You can tell Jake's been cracking up when he makes that weird squinting face

[@ananasbanana]

Nathan Johnson one take jake

[@ezzieboss761]

11 years and he still can't keep a straight face

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

I think it’s just his go to face at this point haha

[@juandiegoprado]

Going to wine country is a perfect first date!

[@ayannagardner9161]

And not a place that's close, go real far. And not in a plane, drive in a car.

[@Angels510]

And by the end of the date be down on one knee and this is your plee: Will you marry me?

[@thatquietkid]

i say let her decide. it is 2011 after all

[@drewdonahue123]

jon butler that's the second time you A got the year wrong and B didn't chose a date going

[@Tykwondokid]

If it's a weekday...GO TO WORK!

[@rnjbond]

I love when HeadGum dives into absurd humor.

[@joeyfromschool]

rnjbond so always then?

[@jickhydro]

Anyone else concerned that Marty keeps having these dreams let alone the fact that he's enjoying them.

[@NDJunction]

i mean...i want to bring it up in a meeting but... *HOW* ? xD

[@TimmyMcGowan]

It’s called Divorce Disassociation. It’s when your parents are so divorced that any reality is better than your own

[@SuperUnavailableName]

YOU DEMON, YOU WARLOCK!

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

SuperUnavailableName *wizard

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

You demon, you sorcerer!

[@creb672]

Marty always falls asleep mid ice cream sandwich. I think he has blood sugar issues

[@youtubegirls236]

Even after all these years, Jake can barley hold it together when he doing a bit with Amir. Just amazing ❤️it makes me so happy

[@_Mashu_]

I am so extremely pleased with the acting in this episode. I previously made a comment about your stone faces growing soft, but this is a welcome return to the days of old and you are displaying quite convincing performances.

[@ids5621]

Shin Suzumebachi I think its because this is just straight up a Jake and amir, familiar ground for them

[@Kaervek87]

Shin Suzumebachi heh! I remember reading that comment.

[@smooooth_]

Ive noticed the "what are you" special effect joke is commonly used in the Jake and Amir universe. I really like it. It's just the perfect amount of simple absurdity.

[@JuniorSkeptic]

He was bread the whole time!

[@mariabrown6926]

JuniorSkeptic halls*

[@nutmaster652]

I CANT HAVE A GODDAMN COUGH DROP?

[@dixiecronin7791]

Maybe they should try it with some of that homemade rabbit jam

[@Craisins]

"Not needing a receipt"

[@Strummie]

I don’t need directions, I printed a Map Quest.

[@DavidTheRoss]

Surprised at Amir here, he can usually wax poetic about a myriad of hot topics, guy talk or otherwise

[@joshsquash9917]

I’m so glad they are making videos, I was so depressed when jake and Amir ended. I’ve watched them since the beginning.

[@milkyoung8095]

Amir’s valet line is maybe the most transportive sentence I’ve ever heard, and I’ve read his screenplay

[@rana3othman]

WHAT ARE YOU, MAN??!

[@jamescallahan2258]

Good to see insane amir back, missed you, you coy diva

[@mouth4war880]

Just commenting so the algorithm lords bless this underrated gem. Sweet life on deck I mean.

[@andrewspurr4137]

This is awesome. Best HeadGum video to date

[@andresluz4973]

I come back to this a year later and it's still so, so funny.

[@mooglepoo]

This was really great!!! Liked and subscribed!!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS!!! I was laughing all the way through like I used to. Really great stuff from Amir. Natural chemistry. AMAZING WORK DUDES!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!

[@aominaito]

They should end all of these with the ice cream dream. Hilarious!

[@aakashdusane]

This one of those rare channels where i actually look forward to the comments.

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

No matter where Amir goes, he will always rhyme.

[@TheHaggardRy]

Sounds like you need to get this down on a scroll.

[@slowestjabroni]

BOWLING ALLEY

[@JayMiV]

Lol beginning to think all the Off Days are in Marty's head.

[@mariabrown6926]

Jay Milligan that would make a lot of sense lol

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Jay Milligan It went from a dream to a wet-dream the moment he saw Halls. Or when Geoffrey mentioned Sweet Life on Deck.

[@JustinCunningham]

I love me some of that throwback CH Amir!

[@madking9685]

This is great. I missed the old J&A formula

[@byronfoster77]

Wish headgum was always like this!! Classics

[@austinmurphy17]

Not needing a receipt makes me laugh my ass off

[@iuliuvisovan7307]

Oh my god this is so good, this is how it should be, with Amir being the weird one!

[@raylee1290]

Now this is some real J&A.

[@JonVD1]

o sheesh y'all

[@juandiegoprado]

Jonathan Van Damme T'was a dream!

[@Strummie]

For the wolf.

[@l3layze]

I love when the video starts and for a small moment, it's unclear which person is going to be extra

[@Billy_3]

Amir's face at 1:29

[@xHaste]

The ending is so peak

[@stevemyers3082]

Jake and Amir: Guy Talk

[@TaterTots620]

Suite life on deck is so good such a deep cut

[@Shizzmonger]

feels like a real return to form here

[@MichelediMuratore]

I love this so much.

[@sirhawkjames]

one of my favorites

[@AndrewPonti]

A cough drop for my crop top makes my girl's heart stop! I sucked on 10 lozenges with my grand nephew at a Sadie Hawkins dance. YOU WIZARD, YOU WARLOCK! He was Halls all along! This is like the early J&A when Jake was with his friends and Amir wanted to butt in with weird subjects.

[@itsmeJawdy]

Cmon Amir needs to go in some sort of hall of fame for his style of comedy + acting

[@anthonyzanoni2676]

yess!! great to see amir back to him old self!!

[@Ana-tc5gr]

funniest part of this is that suite life on deck is somehow accepted as conventional guy talk

[@katherinealexander7679]

Jake's face is the best

[@AlexBerman]

I don't need directions, I printed a mapquest

[@scepteredisle]

What was he eating at the end?! looked yummy

[@vainwarlord8361]

That´s awesome, Halls

[@anthonyzanoni2676]

GREATEST OFF DAYS EVER!!

[@IPigGod]

Amir's Lists should be another mini series

[@joshgildred3906]

You wizard! You warlock!

[@chasseron1]

Geoffrey's face at 2:08 is gold and memeable

[@ConnorCreed3]

I'm now convinced everyone at Headgum has magic powers.

[@AorticLocustPlague]

Back to the gold

[@MenAreSoSmart]

You guys are funny together! Good chemistry!

[@JoshuaFuller1000]

Amir been working out I see

[@jessejohnson8246]

I love it, I can't breathe without expression... if I may, you then me, maybe, jesus.

[@kennethchiu123]

The comment section is either criticism or Jake & Amir quotes

[@elewie916]

Yeah the two things you can fuckin take away from the video. What is your point?

[@Strummie]

I deserve so much more than this.

[@SeraphsWitness]

"pop pop, cough drop" gets me everytime

[@TheCharlotteGarza]

Amir's face at 1:29 hahahahahahaha

[@MatthewJames89]

They're all wearing the same shirt, just in different colors lol.

[@ejoshcoron]

2:04 Twist! Amir is jacked

[@Legsmon-Guzmon]

These are the best when Amir is the insane one

[@armandopineiro4022]

the ending was perfect

[@AndrewPonti]

I feel like this is a sequel to Jake & Amir: High School Friends....

[@plasticbutler]

2:03 Flex them guns, Amir!

[@imakemusicplaylists9399]

Amir has now teleported twice, the first time was in poster ideas

[@lastofmykind8]

I just noticed this is the same ending as “Who’s it gonna be?”

[@lovinyogscastXD]

This episode screamed jake and amir

[@breanabrown2274]

That just geeked me high ass 😂

[@andrionary]

What watch is geoffrey wearing?

[@ralleks]

Sorta on the FEEEENCE about 😂😂

[@JeezcakesHD]

YES!!!! More!

[@originalible]

This is insane... The last video I watched before this actually did have a bumper sticker on a t-shirt in a vlog... No joke. Watch 'smashing her sandcastle' by the kleb

[@RebornLegacy]

2:26 Broad City reference?

[@RebornLegacy]

In da clurb, we all fam.

[@derektomas9639]

whyd you stop making these

[@NotMac]

Incredible

[@omasumi]

He was halls the whole time!

[@JonVD1]

You wizard; you warlock

[@Basher.G]

1:15 I mean what's manlier than planting a seed and bringing it to life?

[@KyleRosedp]

Geoff: can't help but notice your watches changing episode to episode. Are you a collector?

[@DendyJungle]

Why don't you have her on more videos? Not as the lead but as the STAR

[@KameariKillScreen]

This is a headgum video

[@LMNtaLXicon]

He was Halls the whole time!

[@dtownkb]

You demon! How do you make condiments and halls?!

[@fryingraijin]

Chill guys. It was a weed brownie dank dream.

[@McBaller96]

In der klerb, we all fam

[@dhitho]

One day geoff being geoff, another day jake being geoff, now amir being geoff

[@luissantiago3887]

So who was that man at the end

[@runner9528]

Video keeps getting removed from my liked videos

[@adityajoglekar1032]

You reused the Marty clip

[@Angels510]

That's the joke?

[@dominuce2112]

I think the marty ending kills it.