Off Days: Marty's Wake

[@samheap3561]

RIP Marty, you will not be missed but, your absence will be noted

[@meechivelli]

LMAOO

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Lmfao 10/10

[@NotMac]

I love the excessive crashing sound when they cheers

[@666JPF]

Meme Name what drink was that?

[@smartgames1393]

This video is so stupid, and such a masterpiece. Every time I watch, I notice another completely superfluous and hilarious detail

[@stevemyers3082]

All we're missing is Amir planking at Marty's candlelight vigil.

[@Jonbutter]

and it becomes the new face of Red Bull

[@FirstRecusant]

I don't even know Marty but that sounds pretty depraved...

[@BarginsGalore]

Why do you think he’s not singing?

[@onefortysix6955]

Respect the plank sir

[@JerenVelletri]

This brought tears to my eyes, facial or otherwise

[@absurdrhino]

tears of soy no doubt

[@htaed23]

in my arsehole

[@drakoinx]

beat me to it lmao.

[@Josh-wt5xp]

im beefing

[@mevicky100]

WE’RE beefing!

[@Billy_3]

"But I brought that on meself, left my jants up on the shelf" best line

[@tonymac1305]

I’m Scottish and i can confirm we sing this at wakes

[@liquidsilver2807]

Tony Mac I concur with this statement

[@LemonStrike20]

Can 100% confirm this is true

[@finnritchie6895]

As a Scot I only sing this sacred song whilst planking at some kind of vigil

[@Dylankeahi]

It must be weird when the guys name isn't Marty

[@thombruce]

But... everyone's name is Marty. What's your name?

[@DeadInTheFace]

This song is stuck in my head sometimes “he’ll take the high road and we’ll take the high road and soon we’ll both be on the high road”

[@fairefozza]

The original song is Red is the Rose by the High Kings

[@adamsawyer6849]

Why is this the best thing ever, and how does Jake sing "into my aaaarsehole" so beautifully?!?!?!

[@jonnnnniej]

So beautiful it pops into my head at the most random moments haha always makes me laugh!

[@DanielHernandez-ut8fq]

He has perfect pitch

[@fairefozza]

It's the tune of Red is the rose by the high kings

[@theroo92]

Kinda crazy, one minute you're here, the next... you're worm food.

[@sevenseveen1337]

theroo isn't is crazy that works are cannibals

[@theroo92]

They're not. Cannibal is when you eat your own species.

[@sevenseveen1337]

You're saying that worms don't eat other worms?

[@SightlessSenshi]

What's really crazy is that Marty was bread the whole time.

[@elendiel]

I feel like we've had this conversation before.

[@z-barkley4136]

Marty looks good for 71

[@Ducks314]

And he died a year ago apparently

[@juventusfcrules]

We deserve so much more than this. This this this... chantey of sorts? Nay. A panty of jorts.

[@Dannyp12100]

Absolutely of jorts

[@phunkybarbie]

Came for the comedy, staying for the surprising legit singing.

[@FoamParty2254]

If I ever want to feel like I'm having a fever dream, these videos never disappoint

[@yp_biggie]

I love how Marty is offended by the verses, but joins in the fun during the Chorus 😂

[@loganoleary3653]

We need to see the outtakes for this one.

[@The-Carrot]

I wanna see the intakes for this one

[@christianmccauley7340]

Andrea Wheatcroft alcohol or otherwise.

[@insertname7583]

@@christianmccauley7340 AN ALCOHOLIC SLIP AND SLIDE

[@BarginsGalore]

What are you talking about this was clearly done in one take

[@nora_adora]

@@christianmccauley7340 TOP TEN GUINESS TO BUTTCHUG by Amir *oooohhh* Hurwitz

[@Howler54Z]

I'll bet a nugget they based this sketch on those bottles

[@Billy_3]

Frawns *CRASH*

[@samwiseshanti]

Scottish day one here- Jake singing the Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond has just completed my life.

[@drakoinx]

It's surprisingly good too hahah. Fucking love this song.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

this song has been stuck in my head for so long

[@TriforceTK]

1945-2016...? Not only does that mean he was over 70, but he also died a year ago somehow.

[@smokejc]

Good one, man.

[@drakoinx]

I hope jake and Amir never disappear.

[@BRX714]

especially hake

[@drakoinx]

broken phones and auto correct :C

[@theflamingmushullama]

Wanna feel old? Marty died 8 years ago

[@hopawaylittlebunny]

Ok but are we just gonna gloss over "He'll be missed and...*weirdly licking lips*...he'll be kissed."

[@Gabeghouls]

I just thought about this quote randomly today and thus, here I am watching this again.

[@christiannewcomer2635]

@@Gabeghouls that’s how it always works for me with these videos lol

[@the-boring-car-guy]

I don't know how many times I've watched this but this is the first time I've noticed that

[@ZSORGAMING]

As a scotsman i completely support this version of The Bonnie Banks o' Loch Lomond

[@TheArchsage74]

Geoff has a nice voice

[@PogieJoe]

He has a nice everything.

[@billytaj7708]

Went a bit Indian rather than Scottish lol

[@Azimii]

i hope your opinion has changed by now

[@TheArchsage74]

@@Azimii It's hoisin to my ears now

[@Azimii]

@@TheArchsage74 absolutely nothing less than hoison

[@paulfuoco-binette3588]

Condolences to the separate estates of Marty's parents

[@ShadyRyRy]

I’ve had this in my head for days, had to come back

[@dylansawyer2396]

After watching well over 20 times I think I can say this needs to be a full length Broadway musical. Make it happen. It brings me such joy.

[@johdominic]

3:20 Marty flaccidly hitting the whip makes me sad

[@wonderland2010]

this is what happens when you buy 100 shares of jukebox. This low-key is now my favorite song.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Wonder land Bumble you say? It’s a fucking jukebox

[@jonnnnniej]

I keep coming back because it pops in my head way too often :') one of my faves!

[@AndWeDanceVlog]

That song though.. Omg, stuck in my head and it's ok.

[@theopenmouth9695]

It's more than ok. Its stuck in your head

[@ejoshcoron]

0:30 If all jokes should be equally upsetting and hilarious, then this one is perfectly balanced

[@scottzgoldin2]

I’ve probably watched this video 100 times in the past 2 years still love it

[@memad77]

that dude legit died

[@noobface66]

The ending song felt (in a good way) like something Amir would sing to Jake

[@mollywkuk]

Help. I really can’t stop watching this.

[@dtownkb]

If this isn't sang at the end of every If I were you live show, then what did we really accomplish as fans! Ya know!

[@shanawallace7208]

this is still hands down the best headgum video

[@juice17776]

I can't believe Marty fucking perished

[@tardersauce3578]

I loved Geoff’s verse so much, half because of Jakes reaction to his words.

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

This is one of my favorite videos from either Headgum or Jake and Amir. It's so beautiful.

[@seanthompson3163]

favorite headgum video

[@xX88B88Xx]

This song was fair, it was more than fair.

[@FrodanFTW]

this is my favorite off days

[@ids5621]

Might be the best head gum video ever, along with nicknames

[@applepieexplosion4030]

The fact the song is actually good and they're all actually good singers makes this even better

[@Joe__M]

Thank you for this amazing video! I’ve been watching this daily (weekly even!) for the last 7 days and it never gets old, cold, or bold. That’s right it never gets bold, because this is a boring and derivative piece of work. I bid you, a good day sirs.

[@jodyvett23]

Masterpiece

[@KennyMatthewsMonster]

best Off Days yet

[@MrJase-x9d]

By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes, Where the sun shines straight into my arrrsehooole. But Marty is a poor and our friendship was a chore, On the wet and sticky banks o' Loch Looomond! And ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road, And I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye! But Marty is a *damp*, sexy seal of a man, On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Lock Looomond! The wee birdies sings and my cellphone it rings, When I pick up the phone it is Maaarty! But I hang it up, because Marty is a cuck, And I throw my phone straight into his arrrsehoole! And ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road, And I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye! But Marty is a jerk, he's the worst part of our work, And his parents are still soon divooorcin'! The wind in the trees, why it shakes me at the knees, As the gust goes straight into my arrrsehooole. But I brought that on me self, left me jants upon the shelf, Like when Marty made me wear nipple taaassels! And ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the high road, And before ye' know it, we're all on the hiiigh rooad! And Marty's on the high road, and we're also on the high road, And his parents are divorced on the hiiigh roooad! But Martys broken family, nay tak' the higher roaad, As the moon burns straight into my *aaarrrsseehooollee*

[@WarWithReality]

fake news

[@MrJase-x9d]

@@WarWithReality You poor man. You slimy, snake person. You're a a a a slithering little snakeman. A little tricky-boy is what you are. A small child of a snake person. Ew.

[@superanimeniac]

this is better than good. It's fine

[@TomMS]

That song is why I watch this channel.

[@SinglerainbowHD]

02:30 Holy fuck i thought i shattered my glass on the floor..

[@StephenHutchins]

LMAO more man georges plz

[@R3fug333]

Best one yet

[@Willo29O592]

RIP Marty Gingivitis. He was a good man, with a kind soul, and an even kinder bowl.

[@lynks8]

Gingervitis

[@filmneuro]

Gingervitis

[@danielp3215]

one of the best videos you have ever made haha

[@kathrynalbers1309]

This is still my favorite headgum video

[@joelhardy4392]

Watching Lady and the Tramp, imagine my surprise when Marty’s Wake Song appears from the lips of Jock (with wrong lyrics) in the first 10 minutes.

[@TriforceTK]

I thought his parents changed his last name to Gingervitis, so why does it say RIP Marty Michael?

[@edb1322]

To be fair they changed his last name to Gingervitis this year, and he died last year.

[@SevereFaith]

I'm speechless... that was perfect. of all things

[@NickDBaker]

This is one of my favorites

[@diquandaniel7953]

Niecy Nash? She's a great catch, bro. Congrats!

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

She's all that!

[@smooooth_]

Quan D A Nash hole for this arshhole makes the ladies go "ooooooooohhhhhle"

[@christianmccauley7340]

Smooooth getting nashty with nashy makes the ladies go “aaaaie papi”

[@marzman202]

This is a damn masterpiece. A Mona Lisa if you will

[@yeboy5158]

3:18 when marty fucking whips at a really slow part of the song kills me

[@thomasfriedlander7208]

This is my favorite HG video to date

[@unknown11333]

like for that outro

[@clairewolff8729]

I love that Marty is like 71 according to the sign lol

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

"Thats nice" "Very nice!"

[@izzipiggy]

excellent content, these videos just keep getting better and better!

[@whynotgio]

I would drop everything in my life to go to LA and be an unpaid intern for Headgum

[@Azimii]

i love how excited marty is when he enters

[@TheGregbueno]

BEST EP SO FAR

[@sakketin]

Sing this at my funeral or I ain't going!

[@ejoshcoron]

I can't wait for the next outtakes compilation

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Literal ass loads of fun by the sea

[@LimLamOfficial]

I keep coming back to this video, it makes me cry with laughter hahahahaha I'm gonna remix that song, I swear it

[@ejoshcoron]

This might be the GOAT Headgum video 😂🐐🐐

[@mustaaf1992]

Straight to my favourites.

[@matiasreba]

Can't wait for the outtakes

[@Ashallas]

This is still fucking god-tier.

[@nderohan]

That song was amazing

[@N6K6M]

I find myself humming this at work

[@AvoidingtheQuestion]

Best one in a while

[@holo.enthusiast]

All jokes aside, Jake has an amazing voice haha

[@nora_adora]

yea, that's why he is the frontman of top hip-hop multinational hit band "Coldplay"

[@amadeusfields6986]

This is a banger

[@gabbi3]

What a beautiful song.

[@danfromtheburgh]

I've got to say, pretty good singing. I'm impressed! I've always liked Jakes singing. That one little bit he does in a collegehumor sketch: birthday. He sings; ''you're older than you were before shalalalalala'', pretty good voice he has and he doesnt show off with it either. Does anyone know from which tune the melody is from the collegehumor sketch? I think I've been trying to figure that out for 5 years now.

[@Mechsrule1]

Huh. Morty was 71 years old. Not a bad run.

[@issacadams9519]

Never gets old

[@zdog225]

I have to see the outtakes of this episode

[@mouth4war880]

This was my favourite

[@slickwyldeplaysgames635]

This was amazing.

[@captainautobots]

Geez, after a sad song like that, I need a drink. Wanna hit the bar? I'll take the low road and ye'll take the low road and soon we'll both be on the high road.

[@hailenders]

Legendary song

[@mariabrown6926]

That song was... beautiful

[@RoryFisher]

This is a masterpiece

[@nickinova779]

I graduated from a Scottish college and had to sing that song so many times😅

[@danielp3215]

Im addicted to this

[@ExtremeUltimo]

Well, Marty had a dream and it's as dead as he Long gone deep inside his arrrrrsehole The ice comes and goes, just as the river flows but stealing Marty's money lasts forevvvver

[@anthonys216]

This is an important episode...it shows us marty was some high nazi leader's son that came to the US to have a better life...he enjoyed the best years, dated marylin on the 60s, got aids in the 70's, was a drug dealer in the 90's, and was a survivor on the 9/11...oh captain my captain, please watch me and protect me from ya far.

[@xgusROX]

Beautiful tune boys.

[@Roll-Penut]

The song they're parodying is Bonnie banks o' loch Lamond