Off The Record: Describe The Perfect Mate: Body, Beliefs, Lifestyle, etc.

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

Bart out here trying to build an X-men 🤣

[@GYSMelanie5]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirrayo1159]

Its funny cause he easily could’ve just said she’s a great swimmer

[@Sergote12]

He wants the mutant darwin 😂😂😂

[@CECEaf]

We needed to say what's humanly possible. He was giving answers for a robot female...

[@Whatisrealidk]

"How come you guys never ask me if ima off myself" lol

[@jugemujugemu3728]

Concerned me for a bit ngl

[@ASAP-Pocky]

Omg the last trait from Joe was the perfect cherry on top 😂😂😂

[@KeanuReevesIsMyJesus]

Wtf is Bart describing?? Perfect mate or perfect guard dog?? 😂

[@yahyehyusuf1969]

2 in 1 like my shampoo

[@taoist32]

@@yahyehyusuf19693 in 1 is even better. Shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. 4 bucks for a 32 ounce.

[@Msdeanna.angela]

😂

[@GYSMelanie5]

Cyborg lmaoo

[@richmon78]

Bart was trying to evolve humanity

[@scooby5nacks]

spoke too soon hahaha quality ending Joe *chef's kiss*

[@jaronq_808]

" I knew he was still in there!" LMFAO

[@ritty44]

Can we cancel joe for being too wholesome 😂

[@shaggyguy662]

He's the last of them literally. A national treasure.

[@bethnichols2875]

lolol I honestly feel like he was describing Hannah.😂

[@GrippysocksCC]

No

[@GYSMelanie5]

Protect him at all costs! 😂

[@2Short4Me]

I LOVE JOE ❤

[@magmarmtn]

The Jason Chenny picture behind Kaline is the best thing about this setup.

[@Luhdafierce]

You really can't recreate this chemistry. Top 5 in the best to ever do it.

[@KasheYan15]

What an opener bart, reminds me of the cold questions 😂

[@GYSMelanie5]

Yesssssss

[@cherryspell18]

I miss Bart's ice cold questions. Bring back hot seat 🤣🤣🤣

[@RedDenim]

These reactions feel like Family Feud reactions right after they answer the prompt

[@licknuu]

Hardest episode to watch dinner with, almost spit my fucking food out 😂😂13:29

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Goddamn Joe with that closer. I almost blew chocolate drink out my nose.

[@CliftonDon74]

"MILF for us, DILF for you..." pobably the best line in this segment of making the perfect "Frankenstein's Monster" mate

[@CHUNGHO3]

That's a social skill!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lodikevin]

Bart wants a Jason Bourne transformer

[@fabiodlx]

Bart wants an X-men lmao!

[@HH_Julius]

I was definitely getting worried about Joe there got a little bit. I thought he was sick or something 😂 But he killed that finale like he always does! 🎉

[@ken2tintoo]

11:25 - Deviled Eggs LOL!!!!

[@holdenedits6607]

“You live in Las Vegas, in the desert!” Lmfao😂

[@iDealMedley]

Lol this is the most normal shit I've seen on jk 😂

[@bobbyalistor]

RYAN GOTTA GENERATE AN AI OF THIS 😆😂😂

[@bethnichols2875]

lol it will be like the guys did in the movie "weird science". 😂😂

[@itsover9008]

I was dying laughing this entire episode.

[@Fillentr]

Bart that’s called Peripheral vision😂

[@kaybee2411]

JoE😮... lol the last skill😂😂😂😂

[@Keebafu]

"a monkey tail" - kalyne 2024

[@Keebafu]

(for survival)

[@iSouleyx]

Every time it went to Steve fucking killed me bro LOOOOL

[@Swantekk]

Ryan dying was sooooooo funny 😂. That laugh was from the belly

[@michaelvalentine1835]

THEY ENDED ON THAT LOL

[@preslydazon762]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!! That's a "happy ending!"

[@bethnichols2875]

lol with the laughing grin on Kalyne's face in the thumbnail, I'm anticipating they asked her some more outrageous questions, trying to find her a guy. 😂

[@Blackbimbx]

A guy with a whole ring of titties 🤣

[@DamnAwesome]

LMAOOOO THIS VIDEO WAS SO DAMN GOOD AND JOE AT THE END HE GOT ME DYING 😂🤣

[@rocioreyes9198]

Aww Joe “they have to be nice” I hear you Joe, it’s hard to come across nowadays.😢 Also “she’s gonna be spinning in a circle” lmaoo 😂

[@kitleongii4688]

Im with Ryan love to watch 80s movie and early 90s.

[@iDealMedley]

They should ask someone to draw this out

[@kennycastillo5313]

I was thinking that while watching the video too! Either have someone illustrate their perfect partner or have AI create it

[@iDealMedley]

@@kennycastillo5313 Ryan could do the drawing. he's the most talented one lol

[@meanwhome]

Joe's "wacka wacka"

[@luisz3354]

That ending 😂😂😂😂

[@L3ViTAT3]

Lmaooo that ending

[@kuya5k]

watched this twice crying

[@kaybee2411]

A'yo Joe... 43 here! 😂😂😂😂...

[@kaybee2411]

And 3 grown kids!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crunchyxcookie]

Bart wants a fish person 😂

[@kaybee2411]

Okay! Bart just want to make sure he got someone down and got his back when shyt hit the fan!

[@Senior_Roundtree28]

He’s back lol 😂

[@-HazexD]

I would love to see the JK crew play grand theft auto online😂😂 shit would be hilarious! Especially with Joe's randomness, creating scenarios & taking things too seriously while Steve is just trolling around 🤣🤣 watching them cause chaos with random people would be fun asf!

[@Msdeanna.angela]

DILF for you! 😂 the sound effects omg

[@maximustitan8171]

The last for Joe. I LMAO!

[@maximustitan8171]

I was kinda zone out alittle until Joe last comments. I tears.

[@layedbackthomas]

Wtf, Bart's first pick would be webbed toes lol.

[@Jonathanleox]

Steve being super aware of the all the videos they do is fucking hilarious 🤣

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

Bart just wants a cyborg

[@artheals8869]

A perfecting ending to the video 😂😂

[@bboychopsuey1]

Joe with the fucking finishing move!!!

[@pho-sachi]

Now pop these descriptions into an AI art generator and see what this thing would look like

[@mariet8943]

Bart: “I want webbed feet” SIR WHAT 😂 Trying to build the perfect combat character 🤣

[@levi99]

Joe was holding out until til the very end lol

[@lillytopaz2899]

I think Bart just wants a dolphin

[@LifeofABoringRobot]

Kalyne's back 🙌

[@nietojv]

Bart: I want someone who has webbed feet/ hands Joe: But you live in Las Vegas in a desert!!! 🏜️ 😂😂😂

[@aMaezing_Mae5]

“Enjoys watching 80s movies …” 🙋🏻‍♀️👏🤗YAAAAAAS !!! Lol 80s anything . I have to agree , this was so tame guys 😂😂😂 .

[@DamnAwesome]

LMAO STEVE ADDING A TRAIT TO MAKE IT A WOMAN EVERY TIME GOT ME LAUGHING 😂🤣

[@lecheff4836]

Yes on the last one...😂😊

[@KasheYan15]

What happened to Joe? Im not used to this 😅

[@bethnichols2875]

lol I'm pretty sure he was describing Hannah.😂

[@markpingol7279]

Can you stand up? Yeah thats fine lol

[@kpyangz916]

Bart wants James bond

[@darrencruz3132]

This ones gotta be a hall of fame episode

[@shirleylopez3727]

We need someone to draw this imaginary foolery lol

[@nobody-n9s]

At first I was like what a weird prompt but you guys made it work 👍

[@LiveinLifeLive]

The last bit made me laugh so hard I almost ran into a tree

[@jt3.]

That ending got me fucked up hahahha holy shit

[@Ranchula12]

Rewatching this and I can’t believe Bart really started with webbed feet 😂😂😂

[@ConnieAntoinette]

Haha The first few minutes of Bart's answer makes me think of the wannabe/discount John McClane that is Mac from Always Sunny ("ocular pat down" 😂). Then I realized that Ryan may have to be Charlie because he's musically talented, except he's actually a genius and isn't dim-witted, and Joe would have to be Dennis, but not as dark. Haha iykyk 🤍

[@VikingPandawan]

"That's useful 👀" - Anthony Lee, 2024.

[@omegazulu5231]

D.I.L.F for you😂😂

[@nbamax6250]

“How about a girl who has a brain, who always speaks her mind? Nah.” Iykyk

[@CuongChanster]

Bart wants She-Hulk 😅

[@fuadearsh7805]

Another Banger 😎 video! Onto the next one😈🔥

[@sadafarida1260]

is that three f**king red bulls STEVE?

[@pa1773la]

Vote for Joe!!!😅😅

[@allio3459]

Bart making a terminator 😂

[@GGLUISS]

Y’all funny af

[@divinelymoowah6104]

only three minutes in and know its gonna be a great video, a great one lol

[@karna6337]

Background looks good 💙

[@kiarademoner]

Bro! What are these picks??? 😂 web toes???? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hose2373]

Next time you guys do this, you guys should try using AI to create an image of the person lol

[@GYSMelanie5]

Barts opening definitely gave me cold question vibes. This was so chaotic in the best way! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Troywitthecoi]

I was waiting for Joe to break

[@cynn_thor]

Can someone with photoshopping skills construct this perfect mate?

[@TheTinyOrc]

Lmao that fucking Steve Nuk’em

[@No_abe01]

18:20 What she mean by “sense of humor”? Like to be funny Or to be able to take a joke?

[@Melski87]

I'm am cracking up at the last trait 😂😂😂 omg I watched it several times

[@phosimmie]

They built Bart😂

[@theprolificnetwork4670]

Damn, me and Joe want the same thing in a woman. 🤔

[@slightlynsfw]

fkn hilarious!!!

[@TEZEM0N]

joe still got it in him😂

[@wetburp]

11:34 😂😂

[@knmoverload]

We need Ai to generate a picture for this 💀

[@TriPhi89]

This was all a ploy to get kalyne to answer women preferences 😂

[@miachen9190]

big ass dorsal fin 💀

[@yurfavoriteahmed]

They should do it individually, not as a group

[@zanegarcia327]

AYYY LETS GO JOE!!!!