Off The Record: How Chinese Are You, Really?

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Special Thanks to Our Guest & Friend:
Kalyne Lionheart
• Instagram: / kalynelionheart
Cast:
• Hosted by Anthony Lee
• Commentary by: Joe Jitsukawa, Can Nguyen, Nick Dunn, Ryanimay
• Edited by Candy Edits: www.candyedits.com
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[@incorrectformat]

joe and ryan are like the 2 kids at the back of the class

[@ryanimay]

True cuz I really was that guy in class lol

[@bobbyalistor]

lmao and they’re actually from the same school irl too 🤣

[@Helljumper7200]

I cracked up when he said “WHEN did you become Chinese” 😂 And the grape Winery LMFAO😭💀💀

[@rickytamu3746]

As a Nepalese, I must say some of us look hella Asian, some of us look South Asian and Some in between. There is a whole spectrum. Growing up in Canada, I would always get mistaken for Korean in HS, and when I say I was born in Nepal, It intrigues them.

[@OahuGrown92]

My husband is Samoan Hawaiian, people keep asking him if he’s Filipino and some old nana’s would actually start talking Filipino to him 😂 he’s just started to tell them yeah because even when he says he’s Samoan Hawaiian they’re like “NOT! You’re Filipino”😭😂it’s hilarious lol even Samoans tell him he look Filipino and don’t believe lol so now he’s like fuck it, yup i Filipino 😂 No one can accurately guess what I am lol but I always get Mexican 😂

[@bakunawa534]

Filipino is a NATIONALITY not a Race. Your husband is AUSTRONESIAN but a subset of Austonesians. Filipinos gave birth to all Micronesians, Polynesians, Oceanins. SAME PEOPLE, different TRIBES, I don't even like to call myself Filipino, I am AUSTRONESIAN, your husband is AUSTRONESIAN. There is almost half a billion AUSTRONESIANs all across S.E.A and Polynesia etc. Scientific facts.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

That because we're just one people. Your husband is just the bigger version of us.

[@bakunawa534]

@@thomaschristopherwhite9043 He's not "Bigger"... He is of an extension of AUSTRONESIANS... His Samoan Hawaiian tribe is a subset of austronesians. His people's language is of Austronesians.

[@kabafx1394]

17:41 That hand move was smooth asf. Also being half filipino i can confirm we look diverse LMAOO

[@gardecg1]

I was mistaken (the one and only time ever) for Japanese and I was so surprised but so flattered at the same time 😂😭

[@ramaravade]

I'm an Indopino (indian-filipino) and I look like a filipino with bigger eyes, a nose bridge, and facial hair. It's kinda nice having people guess what I am lol. I get khmer and Malaysian a lot on top of Filipino or Indian.

[@bhimnepal3140]

From Nepal and I can 100% confirm about Chinese and Indian mix 😭😭😭😭. And some Mongolian.

[@subadrasunuwar5430]

Nepalese people actually look like Nick, Ryan, Anthony and Joe. Asian mongolian, asian aryan and a mix of both. Very diverse.

[@AS-Pra1.0]

With all due respect there's actually a very small amount of Mongolian DNA in Nepal compared to Aryan, Chinese and Jat.

[@triscuit9074]

I'm Alaska native and I get mixed up with so many other things because people never see my type of native outside of Alaska

[@HOusEoFsiERRa]

Filipinos, mainly in Manila and the bigger cities, also celebrate Chinese New Years, because we have a lot of Chinese people in the Philippines too.

[@Dude-tr6kj]

IF YOU AINT FIRST YOURE LAST

[@That1rafael]

Real talk

[@ryebread869]

😂😂😂

[@moewuw]

but if you ain't last, are you first ?

[@dragunmami5126]

If you are last you will be the first to be last 😴

[@BCY95]

Better late than never

[@liveyourlife243]

Joe and Bart has already said it many years ago, Indians and Asians mixed comes out looking Nepalese.

[@ShahidR82]

The Philippines is probably the most diverse set of people in the world. East asian, south asian, european spanish, arab spanish (the arabs ruled spain for many years, many people dont even know. al andalus), sub saharan african (arabs intermarried with them a lot), and strangly enough, native american ie. mexican, who the spaniards brought over to form mexican colonies there.

[@lamelya]

I would say Puerto Ricans are pretty up there as well with how diverse they are. I think it is interesting how people you see today became who they are now because of what happened in the past.

[@sakai1]

13:52 this was too real 😭 perfectly timed 😂

[@bethnichols2875]

Good to see you again, Can. Kalyne getting in on the jokes is fun to see as well.

[@JasonMMoreno]

i love the editing zoom to a bored face or a yawn mid story. Good Job.

[@christianlopezspeaks]

Filipino New Year in the Philippines with my family back in the day was lighting up fireworks in the neighborhood competing to see who can last longer lighting fireworks and my dad would always win. He'd light a few from what he bought earlier in the week by 1230AM he'd go get a duffle bag full of fireworks from his car and start lighting them up from 11PMto 2AM !

[@justinava1675]

2:35 lmao love you anthony youre a funny guy

[@MadameTiffanyYvonne]

Can seems like he'd be a really sweet guy. I like when he's on. 🙂

[@ri625]

For Nick: I’m Indian and Filipino and people think I’m Mexican 👍

[@BOOBI123]

Filipinos have fiestas way more numerous throughout the year so we can skip the lunar new year

[@Vincisomething]

I had a Filipino friend that some people thought was my sister. I'm half black/korean lol. And people think I'm from the pacific islands in general, and if I tell them my name, they think I'm Hawaiian.

[@chinaleemh]

I'm half black and Korean and I always get Fillipino! Or next I get Cambodian or Thai lol 😅

[@MyLife-og2kr]

Is your name Tyrone or Kim Jung Illah?

[@jnightmare0]

@@MyLife-og2kr none of those names sound Hawaiian sir😂

[@besarionrompuy8180]

still crazy to find out that anthony is cousins with one of my friends

[@kennybushway7446]

23 and me says that I am .06% western Asian and northern African. Other than that 99.0% European. Mostly French/German with little bit of Icelandic, Scandinavian, British, Irish, Scottish and a quarter Spanish/Portuguese.

[@LilEhko]

They actually have a chinese based dna test that actually tests those super specific east asian descent, it's called 23mofang

[@JonathanAlexanderM]

I’m Dominican and I stand with my fellow Spanish colonized Filipinos

[@michaelhinahon1318]

Holy shiii!!! I grew up in the same province where Ryans cousin live but like an hour away lol

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

It’s about time u got her back - I was bout write Yelp review

[@jimmymoua]

Living in the midwest, tap water is ice cold so cold showers hit different 🥴🥶

[@mamoruokinawa]

Is Can ok, i heard tgere was shooting at the new years party there in LA

[@shaelynngamble5712]

Y’all need to start a podcast. I think it would do better: and have a bunch of the articles as topics

[@leilawilliams4280]

Ur videos make my day js saying

[@FiveSubj3x6]

Idk why but I feel better when i see Can eating on camera lol

[@liizzset]

Just adding to the algorithm. 6:03, Joe was not wrong about that comment on the Kazumi video. And I bet that was not the one that saw that too as well. And agree it was an Kazumi video. And no I didn't write it.

[@amaniamiller]

It would be interesting to find out.

[@FiveSubj3x6]

"It goes straight to the nuts dude"

[@sasharama5485]

When i was Younger i got "you look vietnamese, chinese.."... I'm from italy😅😅

[@Antigonex]

its negative two in the east coast rn. yall lucky af

[@pastasoo]

The theme of the red envelops is that they should come in pairs and you should get 2 bills in each because of the chinese belief that everything is better in pairs. It's not about the monetary value but more about it being a gesture.

[@LookItsKalvin]

Careful with those heating pads, you literally could cook yourself slightly and it leaves marks on you sort of like bruises that don't go away.

[@snkrsbar]

gimme a couple years and ill be able to tell you what an indian&chinese mix looks like. my cousin's kid is mixed with those two

[@chengshengyang]

Cam, Joe, and Anthony needs to do a dance routine together!!!! (I know Joe use to dance!) LOL

[@luismunoz8272]

One thing most people don’t know is there were hundreds of Tlaxcala warriors (the tribe that help the Spanish against the Aztec) that helped the Spanish conquer the Philippines. So there’s filipinos that would have some mexican native blood along with Spanish.

[@poro7676]

The dark skinned filipino people ryan was talking about i think is the indigenous tribe called "Aeta" they live mainly on in luzon which is philippines largest archipelago. They are thought to be one of the Philippines earliest inhabitants.

[@jennyzubiri9312]

Aeta is just one specific tribe. There are 30 Negrito tribes scattered from north to south. I think where Ryan is from, they’re called Dumagats.

[@Tu51ndBl4d3]

Not “one of”, they are the original Phillipino

[@jimenez2403]

I've bought the year of the rabbit skin for call of duty modern warfare 2 (Zimo)....so technically I identify as a Chinese male online when I play 🤔

[@josemvria]

Yo Keshi shirt on Can. FIRE

[@EdisonChau]

We love Can ❤️

[@shairaabshire]

The malls decorate for Chinese New Year in the Philippines but nobody actually celebrates it.

[@fabiolater227]

I’ve been taking cold showers for a month. I like jumping into mountain creeks.

[@josenpai27]

Its very rare to see Filipinos having full beards, some of us just develop goatees ot some shit, but it would be fun to have a full ass beard, you lucky af ryan.

[@Kilomanjaro11]

Yeah man my dad had a cool goatee i could grow a beard/ facial hair but not as thick as ryan also had curly hair until I went bald lol

[@solomonthe9076]

Omg santa pinta Maria 🤣

[@dennistan7769]

Kalyne 😍. I'm 100% Chinese by the way.

[@Osk33t]

I spend like a hour in a 32 degree freezer everyday for work I don’t understand why anyone would want to do this ice bath shit

[@LifeofABoringRobot]

That Taika moment is the best moment ever on JKN!

[@kiablis4371]

I live in Wisconsin and some people can't take the cold. I'm dead inside, so the cold is nothing to me. Don't know if that correlate or not. 💀

[@ogkrypton7823]

wait my mom side is from polio

[@titan-gunner7430]

I love Kalyne!! 😘

[@liamkavanagh2]

Cold showers only work in the summer man. In the winter good luck getting 32 degree water in a 68 degree house.

[@ChasingEnigma]

13:43 that is because Filipino is not a race, it's a nationality.

[@KasheYan15]

Although I do simp for Kristin but I do love Kalyne too tho for sure

[@CristineTot]

You should try taking a bath with a "TABO", the water pitcher that we Filipinos use in the bathroom. Imagine just waking up and because you're already late for school, your mother immediately yells at you to go take a bath. Ohh... I tell you that first pour on the head. It felt like I was doing the ice water challenge over and over again. Your breath goes out of your lungs, and you're shivering so much it's like you're going into hypothermia. Lol. It sure toughens you up though.

[@anthonytony4139]

I mean, it also depends on the room/house temperature 🌡 its easier to take a cold 🚿 base on that. Especially when you take a cold shower on a tropical island just hits differently 😂😆

[@specagent999]

Look up Grace Chan and her brother Derek Chan to see what a Chinese/Indian mix looks like.

[@chinaleemh]

People always think I'm Fillipino but I'm actually half black and half Korean 😅☠️

[@Tu51ndBl4d3]

Yeah because south East Asians are mixed “black” and mongoloid

[@JsnGallardo]

Filipino guy here, and yes every all Filipinos look hella different case and point my own family. My adopted dad is 1/4 Chinese, my adopted mom is 1/4 Spanish and I’m 1/4 Japanese. We all look recognizably Filipino but individually look nothing alike.

[@daniyalniazi1771]

yoooo the envolope thing is real in Pakistan too. We have it on eid and we don't do it in envelope, we just hand the money over and sadly I'm almost in the age where I have to start giving

[@thatfoojason12]

love me some kalyne! 😂

[@Alexander-xk2nb]

People mixed with Indian and Chinese look manipuri. very cute.

[@jennyzubiri9312]

The first Filipinos are black, called Negritos. They belong to 30 tribes throughout the country

[@jennyzubiri9312]

Well the Negritos were still in the Philippines 40,000 years before Austronesians (brown Filipinos) arrived.

[@Tu51ndBl4d3]

@@jennyzubiri9312 there’s no such thing as austrinesians, they’re just mongoloids mixed with the native dark (“black”) populations of asia

[@bakunawa534]

NOPE

[@iscratchmybutt]

my boo kaylne is back

[@marleny1177]

can's keshi shirt 🙌🏼❤

[@soapytofu]

Not everyone in Taiwan is Han Chinese. My husband is pure Taiwanese indigenous Amis. There are also something like 16 other indigenous tribes in Taiwan who were there way before Han people took over. Not to mention Taiwan was colonised by other countries too like Japan.

[@DemonFox369]

I still don’t know if Kalyne is actually part Chinese and I’ve watched every JK video she’s been in

[@jhc577]

at this point ive accepted that shes fully chinese

[@ryebread869]

bruh they don't want my medical data

[@LucyLuRodarte]

This what I do take shower 🚿. It was a winter warm shower 🚿. Summer take old shower

[@testing123.]

A different kind of Minority Report

[@M_Barr84]

I want Kalyne, Kristin, Kazumi, Nikki Limo and Ellen Kim in the same video

[@khmerboredom4]

Cambodians mentioned again! Bring a Cambodian on the show! Im gonna keep asking lol

[@CuongChanster]

Chase Banks gives free envelopes on Chinese New Year

[@Mviews-nu1vj]

I think Ryan is kind of has a Indian Heritage to me...

[@Mikka.Landry]

Love when theres a gal there to switch things up

[@photogenicandpurfumeworld]

I am indian chinese..

[@madnessarcade7447]

There’s a lot of white and indians

[@packleader1215]

Cold showers is self torture

[@lerrojcv3987]

😅🤣🤣🤣😅

[@gohtani]

I used to be 3% Korean, but now I’m back to 100% Japanese.

[@cilalvin9]

😊

[@Paulxchan]

Is there not a Pilipino new year? 22:35

[@marimar3161]

it's a holiday in the Philippines but only Chinese-Filipinos celebrate it

[@Dude-tr6kj]

LEEEETTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MartyD]

I could never do a cold shower 😅

[@iPANDARAWR01]

Peleliu? as in Palau? 😮

[@madnessarcade7447]

6:22 maybe they meant they feel like they’re betraying her by watching the ones she’s not in idk

[@chrisbaltazar7164]

2:50 meh. More second place worthy imo

[@GYSMelanie5]

Kalyne!! Woohooo! Hey, does it count if you are Chinese by injection? Jk jk jk 🤣🤣🤣 been watching you guys too long already.

[@jennygarcia7101]

Back to 1.91 m lol

[@bakunawa534]

Chinese is a NATIONALITY. Not a Race. There are many kinds of Chinese ethnicities. Even AUSTRONESIANs can say they are Chinese because they exist in China.

[@gohan0865]

@11:33 oh no joooooe, lol

[@barrymccaulkiner7092]

Kazumi just did an episode for Soft White Underbelly.

[@kiarademoner]

People always think I’m Persian.