Davids face when Bart said I can teach you how to poop was priceless
@dansdot77715 жыл бұрын
Like a baby 😂😂😂
@lovelynn936 жыл бұрын
"I've been hungry sometimes" Bart said that so nonchalantly
@drdre04013 жыл бұрын
When he was saying all that all I could think was HOW FUCKIN HIGH IS HE!!
@destinyo15376 жыл бұрын
David being so proud of himself with his new workout and eating habit. Love that I stan such a queen.
@nicolek10176 жыл бұрын
Bart’s cheat meal is what I eat in a week lol
@supermachonacho59756 жыл бұрын
im highly doubting he has an asshole left. At that point if I were his asshole I would just give up and cry.
@jnightmare06 жыл бұрын
His cheat meal made me fucking sick😂😂😂. I can barely finish 1 burger
@simplistic62006 жыл бұрын
David was wondering the same thing after he said all of that
@omaverick28706 жыл бұрын
Damn just looking at what he ate made me full 😂
@violater70266 жыл бұрын
Lol what happens when u diet super hard
@DudeWazap1036 жыл бұрын
Damn, Jk keeps teasing that Joe almost shitting his pants surveillance footage but never showing it. We need to see it for research purposes!
@Kl1tyeastwood6 жыл бұрын
Dude Wazap Jk
@blindeyes93856 жыл бұрын
Release the footage Joe!!
@simplistic62006 жыл бұрын
Dude Wazap I feel you bruh
@sunacy48146 жыл бұрын
Yessss.
@dzabeats16 жыл бұрын
For mudda science!
@lovethevoid16 жыл бұрын
I love how when they zoom in on poor Geo as Bart's talking, and her wedding ring stands out. I can clearly hear Tiff say "you married him, girl." 😂😂
@bLUhURT6 жыл бұрын
bell moore Geo sometimes goes into JPEG mode whenever Bart starts talking about some shitty things(which is hilarious btw)
@lovethevoid16 жыл бұрын
bLU hURT Shitty indeed.
@gerrekurquidez30446 жыл бұрын
She’s gets both irritated and somewhat jealous of Bart’s intellect and sick humor.
@driftwood1116 жыл бұрын
Noah looking like a whole MEAL
@CrunchTtummYboM6 жыл бұрын
joohoney nah man he’s a buffet
@TheBrownTownBrown6 жыл бұрын
Costco
@LeatherThrowa6 жыл бұрын
joohoney heavy lunch
@limew6 жыл бұрын
he an IKEA restaurant
@jenniferphung21736 жыл бұрын
I love Off the Record so much!👏🏼👏🏼
@isaacarriaga16 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Phung and they have a podcast to. Link in description box below and don’t forget to give it five stars too⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@dylbo_x36 жыл бұрын
Bart and David are such huge Fitness inspirations
@izraelsantamaria66026 жыл бұрын
Dylan Donahue Yes they are
@CianMHD6 жыл бұрын
bart is what everyone wants to look like and David represents all of us wanting to look like bart
@jesuschrist65796 жыл бұрын
I️ want to be able to eat bart’s cheat meal
@getorres036 жыл бұрын
As much as they talk about pooping, they need to get a Poopourri sponsorship.
@ouranhshc1006 жыл бұрын
gerardo torres doubt it, they still haven't gotten a sponsor from McDonald's 🍔🍟
@exisit3nce146 жыл бұрын
David: I never pooped no much in my life in one instant. Bart: I can teach you. What!?
@Rickyfyied6 жыл бұрын
Everyone was trippin off barts order lmfao
@lilneri886 жыл бұрын
First, Noah was about to get attacked by a homeless guy with a needle and now almost got his car stolen? Damm
@wokie.32046 жыл бұрын
L.A is wild
@brivnii6 жыл бұрын
"...I miss stealing" The way Joe said it was so sincere. I coudn't help but laugh lol
@auraburqa69446 жыл бұрын
Get you a man who looks at you like Noah looks at Joe when he speaks.
@waynehiss6 жыл бұрын
Tiff's been pretty good with the jokes. Lately keep it up.
@josiesanabria52396 жыл бұрын
"not a scratch" Joe doesn't realize how funny af he really is
@TheShinyDwarf16 жыл бұрын
Off The Record > Weekend Scramble
@benvelascorealtor6 жыл бұрын
one of the reasons why jknews is so successful is that they could talk for so long, and how they talk is like interesting, and funny, and you dont even realize they’ve been talking for 20 minutes
@JoeJitsukawa6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Velasco we like to talk
@warrior89546 жыл бұрын
that piano medley when joe's thinking how to use a spoon cracked me up.
@raymondthai34766 жыл бұрын
off the record>regular news
@emmahuynh3486 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know where I can see this Joe almost shitting surveillance footage?😤 I need it in my life. EDIT: The footage is released on Bart & Geo’s vlog channel, bless.
@Someonebutnoone106 жыл бұрын
emma huynh Saaaame
@AmariAce6 жыл бұрын
I need to see it just how the described it in the last off the record makes me want to see it
@RubyRim6 жыл бұрын
Geo has it but she won't release it😭
@chrismhp6 жыл бұрын
I doubt they'll ever release it unless they move, because it's private footage on their property.
@emmahuynh3486 жыл бұрын
RubyRim did she say she isn’t going to release it?
@sbjo6 жыл бұрын
That silence after Bart tells them his cheat day meals XD Priceless~ "I get hungry sometimes."
@nicolek10176 жыл бұрын
y’all uploading like crazy today wow
@CP9_Shino6 жыл бұрын
DAVID SO SLIM!
@BD-vr5lu6 жыл бұрын
TheOriginalCP9 weren’t you the guy who use to say I love you joolia
@BD-vr5lu6 жыл бұрын
*Julia
@eddamonsta6 жыл бұрын
From the face
@isaacarriaga16 жыл бұрын
Gin Ichimaru and what’s wrong with that lol
@BD-vr5lu6 жыл бұрын
Isaac 314 nothing I was just asking but is he cause his pic and name are kinda foggy but I remember it
@tifnyg6 жыл бұрын
why does the editor have to always edit the part where joe was halfway talking about his story & then there will be always awkward silences in between😂
@emmahuynh3486 жыл бұрын
TiffanyGx LOL I find it so funny.
@Henchman_Holding_Wrench6 жыл бұрын
If plain clothes put hands on the couple, Target probably built a solid case on multiple shoplifting trips and had the police involved at that point. People switch the fork back to eat what they just cut? That just seems weird to me.
@jazzikao41936 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. if they switch they eat with their non dominant hand or switch back. My problem is that if I have to hold this item on my plate while cutting it I can’t hold it in place with my left hand so I have to cut left handed and hold it still with my right hand. But since i eat with my right hand anyways it work out.
@TheXovoxo6 жыл бұрын
Who ever edited this is awesome lol
@Syaire.6 жыл бұрын
TheXovoxo It was Sir Bryon.
@Jenny-ks2jc6 жыл бұрын
Tommy edits everything :'(( if you know you know :'((
@mehlohday6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much Bart eats during a buffet.
@saradactalmama11024 жыл бұрын
“I been hungry sometimes” lol I died...and geo is just like please shut up lol
@mabe7866 жыл бұрын
“I can teach you how” David looked so mortified 😂😂😂 Edit: the amount of food that Bart eat i feel that that’s how much i ate on EID the day the Ramadan ended
@Ahmed-vk8pv4 жыл бұрын
Yo what's ur insta or snap?
@RubyRim6 жыл бұрын
It's so cute when Korean David comes out. His natural 애교 omo
@DanniRaine6 жыл бұрын
Two off the records back to back. Bless
@Someonebutnoone10 Жыл бұрын
I come back and watch the popular episodes
@xavierperez55936 жыл бұрын
"How are you supposed to use a spoon?! I'm thinking now, I don't know..." 😂
@carissapollard64466 жыл бұрын
Glad I haven't gone to bed
@izraelsantamaria66026 жыл бұрын
Carissa Pollard Hell Yea
@julianzuniga89056 жыл бұрын
Carissa Pollard same
@carissapollard64466 жыл бұрын
Its funny how we all could have just wait but no 12oclock in the morning sounds like a good time to watch jknews
@FoodInDaHood4 жыл бұрын
"This dude eats like he's about to hibernate" ....... Dying laughing ! AWESOME. 😂😂😂😂
@ナタリー-h2i6 жыл бұрын
Poor Geo, LMFAO. Bart always reveals some new shit each video and you can tell she’s so done at this point 😂 It cracks me the fuck up, I love those two.
@uyghuryaghma53586 жыл бұрын
Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already dying with laughter. Whenever Bart tells a story to the crew, David's reactions to it are the best!
@Queen_Nyxie6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. Those undercovers will tackle you at Target. It's quite entertaining to see.
@kontomble6 жыл бұрын
Blow-Up Bunny really ? I always thought there policy was no touching. Can block and follow but have to call the cops to deal with them. Worked for target maybe 10years ago and remember the training of them telling us no touching people
@eowritesnow89226 жыл бұрын
jay Price II I think it depends on the stores. Worked for Target about 10 years ago and it was hands on. We had handcuffs and training on how to restrain shoplifters.
@Queen_Nyxie6 жыл бұрын
@jay Price II There are two Targets that I frequent and both are extremely hands-on. I've seen people tackled, slammed, and physically carried if they ran or tried to get physical in any way.
@dzabeats16 жыл бұрын
The French Riviera is amazing! You guys will not regret it . We went to Fréjus..what a beautiful place
@colinsweetzir34035 жыл бұрын
Geo saying comfortably at 20:12 is priceless!😂
@audreanatruong62226 жыл бұрын
They keep talking about joe almost pooping in the bushes! I NEED THIS VIDEO 😂😂😭😭😭
@annanugwom93916 жыл бұрын
David: "How can you eat all of that?" Bart: "You're hungry." I'm CRYINGGG
@katetin61206 жыл бұрын
The one episode I decided to watch while eating breakfast.. David why..
@alexandgarciacalle6 жыл бұрын
"I've been hungry sometimes" I died
@MrCheco-mc4go6 жыл бұрын
Just the title itself is pure GOLD 😂
@Basnandez6 жыл бұрын
That cheat meal is mad
@michelle74556 жыл бұрын
I forgot my name ikr! That’s two day’s worth of food!
@applesauce9005 жыл бұрын
“Mom if you do that one more time im gonna snap your little fingers” - David LMFAOO
@silentwhispers3595 жыл бұрын
watching david’s poop story while im eating. i suddenly couldn’t swallow when he said u couldnt see water
@Merritt_Maverick6 жыл бұрын
I Watched this episode like a good 10 times and that whole sad music part where Joe gets all "sad" looking over spoon holding gets me every damn time. never fails to make me bust out in laughter. xDD lowkey best part of the whole episode
@DucklengUgly6 жыл бұрын
I’m a jkn veteran, I always make sure to finish my meals before watching cause I know there’s gonna be surprise shit stories. But thank you whoever included it into the title as a warning ❤️
@IcklemePickleme1226 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 fukkkk! Why do I hold my breath in anticipation when Joe starts talking?! 😆😆 I live for him to go into story mode! 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤣
@Josh-tc2dd6 жыл бұрын
ive been listening to there videos none stop for the past 36 hours,
@yajairafernandez15466 жыл бұрын
"I was afraid of the wrath of God" I died, this be me every time I almost fuck up in life.
@Phonoodles4084 жыл бұрын
7:57 tiff said “You’re a snitch!” To David 😂😂😂😂
@j105926 жыл бұрын
These edits are fire
@kenshinlee34506 жыл бұрын
When they talked about target grabbing the people, they did the same to me lmao😂
@mabsbaby81825 жыл бұрын
OMG IM ACC DYINGGGG that joe is soo sad that he cant remember how he uses a spoon lmao
@ikebaby37366 жыл бұрын
All y'all funny as hell
@iamspeed20176 жыл бұрын
Do more of these!!
@therealasian55476 жыл бұрын
More off the record please
@monsterinparis95686 жыл бұрын
Love from Colombia
@dannychan48036 жыл бұрын
Geo reaction is priceless when Bart is talking about his shit😂
@express-o10416 жыл бұрын
I'm now thinking how do you use a spoon. You're not alone Joe...
@jessicastarlight42356 жыл бұрын
When the cast mentions Taika with that mustache, I pictured the baby from the Adams Family. I think Bart and Geo would make a great Morticia and Gomez Adams for Halloween
@jessicastarlight42356 жыл бұрын
I apologize if I have misspelled the names
@eowritesnow89226 жыл бұрын
Used to work undercover security at Target. It is a hands-on apprehension policy since we were given handcuffs and were trained to grapple shoplifters if they resisted. Other retail stores do have a hands-off policy. It all depends on the stores.
@keyarca6 жыл бұрын
Lol this OTR was a great one!! I was so absorbed.
@auroraquintero20325 жыл бұрын
I feel like the shitting conversation should have been the title lol
@beno12196 жыл бұрын
Breakfest! Shit almost killed me 😂
@kaziaaverett66266 жыл бұрын
DAVID LOOKING GOOOODDDD 😂😂
@Don-bx6mp5 жыл бұрын
There’s faces at 3:35😂🤣
@GYSMelanie5 Жыл бұрын
The end though 🤣🤣
@zeydallahoum6 жыл бұрын
This time I felt it. The awkwardness when your husband talks about that time he shat in a bathroom. On repeat : taika taika taika
@natalijasavic13826 жыл бұрын
Worst decision ever: starting to eat and clicking on this video 😂😂😂
@patsalalor80926 жыл бұрын
I’ve worked at target and the security people never touched the shoplifters either. That’s crazy!
@pris3696 жыл бұрын
oh shit ive never been this early.
@kevin143264 жыл бұрын
3:32 same reaction jeezus lol
@MsMomNerd5 жыл бұрын
I started working at target in 06 our target did tackle people. We even had someone who lip read. It was amazing.
@armindaes6 жыл бұрын
when you cut a steak with your right, you don't have to switch the fork with the cut meat to your right. JUST USE YOUR LEFT HAND.
@saintmora6 жыл бұрын
I used to work Target security and I can tell you that you’re definitely allowed to grab shoplifters. You’re supposed to present yourself as LP first and if they try to run then you’re allowed to grab them. The only thing you’re not allowed to do is take them to the ground or chase them out into the parking lot. I really hated it when people tried to tell us that we weren’t legally allowed to touch them as if they knew the law.
@nogood14516 жыл бұрын
Hahaha tiff gee with it, callin it like it is on David So Snitched
@MaggieTFOG6 жыл бұрын
I need the TEA ☕️ between Tiff & Tim?!!! Why does he never invite her & Casey to anything. Wedding? Food ?
@yc43166 жыл бұрын
It’s probably because Tim doesn’t know tiff that well and isn’t close to her like he is with bart, joe, geo and david
@08shayna6 жыл бұрын
Probably no tea there, you have to pay for guests and Tim’s only known her a couple years... they maybe aren’t as close as the rest of JK. And Tiff does have a kid, they had dinner at his place after filming JKNews, maybe Tiff had to home for her kid
@yaz01096 жыл бұрын
they're just not that close. no tea no shade.
@PockyNinja86 жыл бұрын
it’s probably not a dramatic reason maybe they’re just not as close. plus they were eating at Tim’s parents’ house, not at a restaurant. it takes time to prepare and cook food for a lot of people, maybe he didn’t wanna invite too much people.
@08shayna6 жыл бұрын
Kristiniqua exactly. I feel like Tiff really is bitter about it tho haha. But his Mom cooked for them, and only so many people fit around a table. I mean what grown persons mom cooks a banquet for their friends, he didn’t invite Julia either or the other JK members anyway... so she should get over herself if she’s mad 😂
@zero_s3v3n186 жыл бұрын
I love off the record omg
@nauticaxiong855 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching all these videos. David, I have a Honda Element SC, so you should get this type of element. Looks better! ;)
@gordonsung59416 жыл бұрын
Its the thrill of not getting caught and outsmarting the individual(s).
@griffinford5286 жыл бұрын
400 likes and JK has to release the surveillance video of Joe almost shitting himself!
@vianhoho196 жыл бұрын
I honestly can see myself eating as much as Bart's cheat day list of food The way David reacted is as if he couldn't eat that much. David, you probably could; it's that laziness mentality that's holding you back from being able to consume that much 🤣
@mmartinezmatavaladez2516 жыл бұрын
BART: I will teach you how! Lol hahhahhhah Weed hungering🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
@galeox32016 жыл бұрын
You never been hungry before 😂
@loonymoony6 жыл бұрын
i'm starting to really like this off the record series. Keep up the good work JK!!
@pearlydust5 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the poop stories.
@VivianLeRandom6 жыл бұрын
Geo's face says "I married this..."
@nglkt58346 жыл бұрын
Bring back ask the feels 😂 Missing it :’)
@vinh29096 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how time goes by so fast. I remember I started watching Jk films when I was in middle school now Im heading to college.
@vion30096 жыл бұрын
Geo, don't be embarrassed. You didn't take that monster dump.
@lildilbert75246 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER OTR YAAAAY
@jimmyvo26286 жыл бұрын
I kinda forgot Noah was in the video until he finally talked
@SleepingSoldier6 жыл бұрын
Noah reminds me of Scorpion on Mortal Kombat Legacy. Bring back Legacy dammit.