Off The Record: Things That People Pretend to Like

[@sofiatorres1132]

nick spending a day in erewhon would be top tier jk adventures content

[@kEaNeKlEiBeR]

Can we get this comment pinned?

[@kaigai-nikimajikoi325]

Subin is hella funny he said Pizza.......Hut lmaoo

[@EASTCOASTNATURE]

Bart's hot takes are literally just what we all are thinking but are too afraid to say outloud🤣🤣

[@Lazamarie]

Barts hot takes also aren’t actually that hot because he usually articulates the reason behind them so well. I actually credit Bart specifically for making me stop and analyze people’s reasoning for things and not just the surface statement.

[@SBJSJ]

I feel like people pretend to dislike the word “moist.” Like is that word that bothersome? Lol

[@bethnichols2875]

When I hear the word moist it reminds me of the cake mixes that said "super moist" on the box to let you know the cake wouldn't be dry.

[@GYSMelanie5]

I despise that word lol

[@joelester9541]

​@@GYSMelanie5mmmmm moist

[@ShogunThomsen]

@@GYSMelanie5 Moist.

[@GYSMelanie5]

@@KJ-ek2ze I've despised that word way before metoo

[@CamberRockerCamber]

Craft beer. Majority of craft beers are nasty as fuuuuck, but because they don't want to be known as a regular ass lager drinker, they pretend they love that nasty ass IPA. The smaller and more obscure the brewery, the more they pretend to like it.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

Idk I like a good ipa but Hefeweizen are better and cervezas go hard

[@ifeelikerain]

Our Asian moms don't actually like bittermelon they are pretending

[@itsJazzbo]

😂 i been thinking this for a while

[@crunchyxcookie]

I actually do like bittermelon by it in little pieces😂

[@justinnyugen7015]

bittermelon has to be offset by some kind of sauce (nuoc mam with sweet chili or something)

[@Calida]

Pizza Hut is pretty fire. I'm about to get their $12 pizza and call it a meal prep for the next few days 😂

[@c_pistons9989]

I agree with Subin, pizza hut is trash. Its the sauce, it literally makes me feel sick the sauce is so bad. And I am not picky with pizza, their sauce just does something to me.

[@808Xian]

12:38 supposedly, missy elliot went thrubthe same thing. Apparently she had to change her lifestyle to live longer. So she made the change and her own fans hated

[@if5566]

Bart is a man of class. He mentions his appreciation for Chocolate Malted Crunch @ 9:11 (show me the proof!).

[@TMNT3388]

@6:57 WTF was that, LOL

[@peterrichards7166]

I thought I was the only one lmao 🤣

[@benduller4702]

Props to Joe for shouting out Detroit pizza 🍕 👏 iykyk

[@chrislopez2570]

Midwest where it's at cvnt

[@custombowl8304]

Pizza . . . . . Hut 😂

[@ayakosato1959]

The nose strips are fire (so is the mouth tape)! Thanks for introducing it to me. Love that a JK recommendation sent me to a business that is basically in my backyard lol

[@amiihearts33]

I’m the person who gets the obscure flavors at the fancy ice cream shops. I’m bored with basic flavors so those obscure flavors make the calories worth it 💖

[@DoCc7872]

If they make weird flavors good, imagine how fire the regular flavors are 🤔🤣

[@LaddRusso91]

Brothers Sun was a really fun show with some pretty dope action scenes. I didn't know it was cancelled, but Netflix does that often, so no surprise.

[@Vincisomething]

When I worked at Whole Foods and they did the paper straw thing, we had our own plastic straws we kept behind the customer service desk lmao. Paper straws are inconvenient for a lot of people, especially if you're disabled.

[@bethnichols2875]

lol the title sounds like a Family Feud question. 😂 And well I have seen enough Wild-n-Out to say Nick Cannon's music. 😂

[@TMNT3388]

#18:13 LOL. Joe talking about himself

[@GYSMelanie5]

Join the patreon, guys! We have so much fun in the discord

[@prittybetchy]

Out of all celebrity makeup brands, Haus Labs (Lady Gaga) and Rare Beauty (Selena Gomez) are actually really good.

[@smiles37]

8:18 … I love the honey lavender 😅 that’s the only one I get from there tbh. The rest of the flavors I can get anywhere (the regular ones)

[@kuya5k]

bart speaking facts pizza hut always been my fav despite everyone else hating

[@lovinggossipgirl]

Pasta noodle straws all the way. It taste good, so I don’t have to throw it away lol

[@bt8751]

I wish we could do this instead of the paper straws, or bamboo straws

[@sedled2829]

Beer, I don't think anyone actually likes the taste of beer. They like thr affect and being cold that's it

[@swift1899]

Alright guys time to start supporting that random guy. For no particular reason other than he was persistent. We need those " show me the proof" shirts. Tbh i have no idead what the reference is Day 2

[@LaddRusso91]

It's about Anthony being a 9-11 denier

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

Twitter most of them miss tumblr most likely but can’t be degens there anymore lolllll

[@TheBaTmaNWHOSmilez]

More than half the people at SPOKEN WORD EVENTS

[@CaptainCJ97]

Pizza hut> dominos ( besides their brownies)

[@emcandi]

This is hilarious cause I JUST went to Salt&Straw today and loved it 😂 I got the pumpkin bread and the honey lavender 🤣

[@eringutsch]

Fine dining! I used to think I wanted to get dressed up and go to a nice, fancy restaurant. I don't. I might if the food is good quality but if it's just pretentious stuff I know I don't really want to.

[@Yawdrah]

I keep stainless steel straws in all my cars. In case they give out paper one or just straight up forget to give me straws.

[@Daddyashleyaf]

Honestly I watched the Brothers Sun 3 times all the way through within a week. It's seriously one of the best shows I've watched in a while 😭😭😭 I was so bummed when they said there wouldn't be a season 2.

[@arhenyss]

AwwHell nah, Subin has never been so wrong in his life. Yall should have ordered pizza hut for lunch

[@bethnichols2875]

It depends on where one gets it. The location near me is terrible. The wait was too long for our pick up order, and by the time we got the food it wasn't worth the wait.

[@taoist32]

I think he’s also wrong on the EMT profession. He has only one reference, his friend, to say EMTs fake liking their job.

[@bethnichols2875]

@@taoist32 True. My interactions with EMTs has shown most of them genuinely like helping the residents in the communities they work in.

[@ryanshah2869]

pizza hut rules, Bart knows what's up

[@tlphanz]

I would rather prefer paper cup and plastic straw vs the other way around

[@bethnichols2875]

Same.

[@cherryspell18]

I agree with the whole paper straw thing. Please give me the plastic straws back or at least find a better alternative like those edible ones. The paper straws are just awful. They disintegrate so fast, and when you drink anything from it, the after taste is gross.

[@poorpixie3866]

HAHAHAHA Joe you kill me

[@GYSMelanie5]

I still love Pizza Hut. I just wish they had the salad bar still.

[@bethnichols2875]

True, they always did have such a good salad bar with all the fixin's.

[@eringutsch]

Loved that salad bar!

[@GYSMelanie5]

@@eringutsch me too!

[@Zhcwu]

I don't know why you need straws, I've always hated them, they slow me down

[@zeroconsequence9058]

pizza hut 10 years ago .. was way better than dominos

[@jocelynlance9792]

Why did I just get a dominos app notification for New York style pizza for dominos while watching this. Wanna throw my phone in the trash now

[@krissyveebaby]

Anyway salty straws is the best in July bc birthday cakes and blackberries. Fave flavor of all time

[@MyKey9]

I think tyga just like the reaction bart gives him, he don't care about the pizza no more, it always their every Friday regardless lol

[@bt8751]

I agree, pizza hut is the best pizza chain!!

[@jraguinaldo3893]

Kalyne about to spit out her water @ 5:35 🤭

[@Senpai-dg4zx]

Anthony Pretends to like you guys xD

[@jimmytang5112]

I agree with salt and straw….HORRIBLE ICE CREAM!!

[@bethnichols2875]

Pizza hut in our area has not been good for awhile now. The last 2 times we tried ordering from there, our order was an hour late, despite them trying to claim it would "just be another 10 minutes", and that was after we had waited the allotted time after ordering before going to pick it up . So we stopped going there.

[@darrylt8502]

I couldn't get pass the first episode of Brother's Son from the cast and acting. But Warrior on the other is a great show.

[@CamberRockerCamber]

I powered through The Brothers Sun. The first few episodes is pretty hard to watch because of the acting and cheese writing, but it does have a very strong last 4 episodes.

[@cindyromero4942]

Salt & Straw is good! I like the different flavors and Lavender ive cream is my favorite 😢

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

On the topic of movies, people pretending like 2001 A space odyssey is a masterpiece can choke on my toes.

[@ifeelikerain]

The fine dining in the US I do not get full, but the Michelin star places I went to in France and Spain I got soooooo full

[@snowletsh5759]

I got black licorice ice cream. 😂

[@genecuisine7]

I agree with Bart. Pizza Hut is the best among chains. They taste the best and have great dough

[@throughthelens153]

past lives is a good movie ...

[@TheLestat506]

Wait why did Ryan may point to kalyne 14:52 😅😅😅

[@jimenez2403]

Joe be like "Asian pride" at the same time idgaf. Unless I know you I don't care but shout out to the Japanese and hmong community 😅

[@ad_kk16]

Dominos gives me a heartburn but their pizza sauce is better than PizzaHut

[@Fif5t0014]

Pizza Hut ain't even as good as it used to be. When they changed the pan pizza crust, because people were crying that they need to make pizza "healthier"? It was never the same.. 😭 I'll still eat a whole ass pan pizza though, and their NY style is fire.. lmao Also, Little Caesar's bacon wrapped Detroit style is amazing.

[@yoonfihnsaechao7202]

Little ceaser pizza over pizza hut. My preference. Domino's is killing it.

[@andymua]

Pizza Hut was my first job when I was 15! Still one of the best

[@tiffanyapril3528]

I totally agree with Joe on people being a foodie. They’re so fake. I have some of those people on my instagram and FB.

[@kiarademoner]

“Liberal views” Bart is hilariously right 😂😂😂😂

[@slumptydumpty3058]

I didnt like Brother Sun. When the rival gang "caught" the mom and the mom went, "You caught me while really you're trap with me" and i felt like that whole scene was just weird. Like i get she's powerful and has knowledge and all that to destroy the other families but still. That scene just was really weak and wasn't as powerful as they thought.

[@Ameliarodriguez1101]

I stan Pizza Hut!!!! I thought I was only me!!!

[@BotheredBrute]

Pizza Hut is so bomb the personal pan pizzas and the bread sticks but Dominoes will always win because of TMNT

[@ryebread869]

13:27 GUYS THIS IS WHAT BODY POSITIVITY ACTUALLY IS THO 😂

[@yeahman1756]

PizzaHut Over Dominos/Lil C(crip junior), Coke over Pepsi, Target over Walmart .... Red State over Blue State... issa all bout the Red blood... hahahha

[@KRIAJK]

Speaking on celebrity brands and what not. Drew Barrymore got some good shit.

[@Skw1813]

French cuisine. World renowned and widely accepted as the best, but like name a French dish. Other than snails.

[@RoderickTom-ge1vc]

Kalyne🔥

[@bethnichols2875]

And she is correct in her takes.

[@bigmike0000000]

Agree with Subin. Pizza Hut is trash. Unless it’s stuffed crust.

[@taoist32]

Used to be better in the 90’s. In college I used to order their 21 piece Bigfoot pizza and eat it in one night while studying and watching tv.

[@sxhxlzxb]

GIMME MY PLASTIC STRAWS

[@peterlongac]

Hot cheetos, we get it you like something different than Lays

[@CuongChanster]

Foodie but being Picky eating.

[@khmerboredom4]

20:45 reminds me of Shang Chi. That Marvel movie sucks. But I support it because I’m Asian

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Dude when I was in Toronto, paper straws f*ckin' drove me up the wall. Everytime I got one I wanted to sink Canada into the ocean. I'm back in the Philippines right now and thank god they don't give a f*ck over here. Cold GLASS bottle of mountain dew in 40 degree summer weather, PLASTIC straw = Heaven.

[@monica9323]

TEAM PAPA JOHNS!!!!

[@kiarademoner]

Skims is good but I’m done giving the kardashians my money. Also Selena Gomez makeup brand is really good as well as Rihanna’s.

[@kuvrokly]

Bart nailed it lol

[@annaszeto8081]

he's very perceptive!

[@CaptainCJ97]

I would say " open relationships "

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Fat acceptance movement... when's the last time you told the truth, when you were asked, "Do these pants make me look fat?" 😅

[@bethnichols2875]

lol my previous doctor was the same size as me. She tried to claim she thought the scale in the doctor's office was wrong. I was like, "I weighed myself before I left the house. I'm not deluding myself into thinking that I don't need to lose weight". 😂

[@Vincisomething]

Hasan haters, learn to do their own research and stop falling for online rumors, difficulty: impossible. Imagine someone who has never seen JK, but only knows 2+ year old rumors and they go around saying Bart is a pdf-file. That's literally what you're doing here. The HILARIOUS part is not only can you look these up and debunk them VERY EASILY, some of the rumors was A TROLL BY HIS EDITOR (Ostonox) that you guys are STILL falling for 3 - 4 years later (the sports car and empty chair meta are some). His editor basically did a Ryan for a full year and people still believe it to this day lmao. The funnier part is he has a video detailing it and he made it obvious it was him the ENTIRE time. Do you know how many former haters realized how much lies they were fed by dedicated Hasan haters (as in they deliberately clip chimp for you guys or literally lie on twitter)? They came into hate watch and realized the streams did not match what they were told. I already know the reasons why you think he's a bad guy because it's always the same 5 over-explained and debunked reasons. The sad thing, this is VERY easy to look up but Hasan haters think hating him is a personality or a moral cause lmao.

[@bethnichols2875]

@@Vincisomething Chill out. How does any of the words you just vomited in the comment section relate to Hasan's comment? He was making a joke about people not being honest when someone asks them "do these pants make me look fat?". Edit: you are going above and beyond over a person's username. Again, chill out.

[@loveaintfree1409]

Well fat people are majority in America that's why it's popular hahahaha

[@Vincisomething]

Also, that's not how fat acceptance works, although a lot think it is lol. It just means to treat yourself or other fat people with respect rather than gross monsters because shame usually doesn't help the lose weight. It's an anti-discriminatory act against fat people and for fat people to be more realistic with themselves. It's the middle line between not hating yourself completely and not deluding yourself into thinking you're fine because either ends result in little to no progress. It's like an addict who has to be honest with themselves in order to get help. They're accepting they're an addict, they're not embracing it as who they want to be or as a badge of honor. People who are clearly unhealthy from their weight and say they don't need to lose any because they love themselves are not doing fat acceptance, although they think they are- that's just enabling unhealthiness and deluding themselves. The acceptance is looking at yourself objectively, not lying to yourself, and seeing what you can do from there to make changes. Self hatred and fat shaming from others usually discourages them, this helps them look at themselves in a more objective and neutral way without emotional attachments. On the other side, it knocks some reality into them. Additionally, psychologically, most people who hate themselves can't just jump to straight to self love or body positivity (a totally different concept from fat acceptance, common misconception), so they need to baby step their brain with more neutral statements.

[@annaszeto8081]

salted cookie dough fudge at Salt and Straw is so good!

[@matthewjay660]

"Honey lavender" is my go-to flavor. I want to try "Pear and blue cheese." It sounds psychotic. 🤪

[@annaszeto8081]

@@matthewjay660 honey lavender is actually a classic combo..

[@annaszeto8081]

@@matthewjay660 i understand lavender can be polarizing but if you know how to handle that ingredient it can move mountains =)

[@morenpchangjw8868]

The funny thing is that paper straws so not biodegrade quickly and they are not recyclable, wheras plastic straws are recyclable of you could collect them somehow 😂

[@MallPeaMallCow]

The WNBA or women sports 😂

[@srfin24]

round table is good

[@ernestninja]

I think Simu Liu qualifies here

[@lerrojcv3987]

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@akeibono]

Modern art..

[@ifeelikerain]

Since I watch so much media from Asia, I don't care to support mindlessly Asian American media

[@KevinSuarez-jl1yw]

Bart says : "liberal views, are you actually inviting people into your house?" Me: I wonder if this is actually a joke which is delivered as one or if he's serious in this way of thinking? If so then Bart my friend wtf are you even talking about. Liberal views, conservative views, libertarian views, green party member views all don't depend on the individual to solve the problem itself. The whole point is to put in place a system that the government (an "organized", powerful, tax rich establishment) can provide. If our job as individuals who have those "liberal", "democratic" or "progressive" views were to invite homeless people to our homes then why tf would I ever give the government a penny through taxes? (We might as well build our own roads, bridges and cities and just start over with a new government of our own). Same applies for other parties, we show support, vote and pay taxes to elected leaders that we hope can carry out some of the interests of "we the people" we help them so they can help us. That one line really pissed me off to start off the video wtf. And after that comment how can you guys at JK (specifically bart since he's the one who actually said this comment) say "they label us as conservatives or republicans just because we believe this or that" when here you have Bart saying he literally believes all "liberal views" are fake. You disown the thoughts and beliefs only of this party or group and no other so how can we think different of you? I'm just using logic, as you guys often say.

[@sullythedoc]

Jeez relax pal

[@bethnichols2875]

lol Holy f'k not reading all of that. And honest to God, for damn sure Bart isn't going to either. You put WAY TOO MUCH "thought" (using that term loosely) into Bart's answer. lol esp. if you think your word vomit is going to change his opinion one iota. 😂

[@GYSMelanie5]

​@@sullythedoc seriously

[@xxRockyBxx]

I think Bart is calling out the groups of people that do liberal politics to fit in.There is a lot performative politics in New York and California. But would call the homeless and migrants disgusting sub humans if they are in their neighborhoods.

[@bethnichols2875]

What RockyB said makes sense. It is like in Freemont, Nebraska. They have 3 massive meat processing plants and admit they need migrant workers to work in them to keep them going. Yet they also have an ordinance that says unless the migrants have documentation showing they are a legal US resident, they aren't allowed to rent or buy a place in the town.

[@FM-su1vr]

Attack on Titan lol

[@mamoruokinawa]

Do like in japan, they have straws and spoons (for dessert),made out of gum, after you finish drinking, eating, you can chew it...chewing gum

[@TheTinyOrc]

Dont dis Gunkata

[@cafezo87934]

Gucci and LV. Its so ugly. Personal opinion of course

[@RunninBearPoo]

Im Asian and i cringe at Asian American shiit

[@TheDraco175]

They still don't know the difference between leftists and liberals...

[@itsJazzbo]

star wars

[@austinrodriguez2481]

Drakes music 🎶 lol jk

[@ikerrios3852]

Dominos is better

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

FACTS! That chicken bacon ranch pizza is FIIIIRE.