Rita Rudner: I'm 64, I Don't Know What That Is

[@patrickmiller5125]

36 year old male here. I love her now as much as I did when I was a kid. No, this vid was not in my recommended, I actually typed her name to watch her stuff. She never disappoints.

[@Q-Hotep]

Loved her my entire life. She is and has been such an exquisite lady. 😍

[@colleenkennedy]

She is always delightful with no filthy language!❤️

[@davidgentz1731]

What a living doll she is so cute

[@JamieJobb]

She doesn't want to hear this from you. She wants you to make her a fine meal.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

Funny 30 years ago.. Funny now.. a sign of a TRUE comedian that doesn't need the "F word" to get her point across to the audience!

[@ambassador8524]

I don’t think she is funny now but she was funny.

[@alizahalon]

​@ambassador8524 I disagree! I think she is very funny! I laughed at every one of these jokes.

[@xtradelite903]

One of the best and smart comedians. She doesn’t have to use profanity to get laughs.

[@pesha600]

True mark of brilliance, to be funny without being vulgar.

[@LaserRanger15]

Always liked her act and I think she's a knockout, even now.

[@2legit64]

I got to see her live about 35 years ago when she opened for Sinbad. She was hilarious. Sinbad started his show by commenting on Rita's material.

[@lizdelisle1912]

It’s been too long since I’ve seen this marvelous talent! Time for another special, HBO or Netflix ; I’m not picky!

[@jimikelley189]

Oh my gosh I love her ! I just watched one of her earlier routines again yesterday and have been wondering where she has been. So glad you are still working, Ms. Rudner ! Such a talented comedian !

[@taoist32]

This is an old clip. She’s 68 now.

[@daveredd9832]

She is all class. I love her.

[@scottmichael3745]

A class act to this day! I love her!

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

I feel your pain. I'm 71 and technology drives me crazy. I didn't get a smartphone until I was 65, they don't come with an owner's manual, and I don't have any children to teach me how to use it. My pet peave now is calling customer service, for anyplace. Nobody picks up a phone anymore and asks how they can help you. Now everyone has an automated system that runs you in circles pressing numbers for five minutes, then gives you a website that supposedly saves you time. If you do accidentally get an option for a representative, get ready to grow old waiting because they are always experiencing an unusually high volume of calls.

[@anthonybeaulieu9820]

Exactly! You nailed it.

[@sjinzaar]

I feel your pain, and Im 40. Its not about the advancement of technology but large corporations trying to make everything simple and effective (saving money by not having to hire more people) through all this nonsense but it simply doesn't work. I refuse to call customer service. When I have a problem, I go to their store and I sit in front of them and let them call.

[@andersdottir1111]

I’m so glad I had children to teach me how to use my phone 😂

[@SL-lz9jr]

I’m 34 turning 35 soon. Yet I feel your pain immensely. I didn’t get a smartphone until I was nearly 30. In my generation, that’s unheard of.

[@l.dennard772]

As soon as an automated system asks you to make a choice, say "representative." You'll keep getting more choices. Keep responding "representative." You'll almost always get to a human this way.

[@M1N1Girl007]

She doesn't look 64, and I have always loved her comedy!😂

[@9mjosh447]

sus

[@Historian212]

Better living through Botox.

[@kevinstreeter6943]

60 is not as old as it used to be.

[@GradyElla]

"Because I'm 64 and I have no idea what you're talking about!" Oh Rita, I had to wipe the tears from my eyes you made me laugh so hard. "Now get your mother on the phone!' It's SO good to know it's not just me. You just restored my dignity. Thank You.

[@bluekitty3731]

I tell my children I suffer from OPUT, old person using technology, its rarely fatal and can be cured by not giving a damn.

[@sherylhoward4831]

Not quite there yet, but I remember when my uncle turned 64 and had a brain freeze, he would start singing The Beatles song When I'm 64. I think I might do that too, when I get there. After today though, I might start now!

[@ldbarthel]

The material is new, but it's still classic Rita delivery!!!

[@jamespn]

She’s my favorite comedian.

[@UberKrispy]

Funny lady & pure class ❤️

[@kristy_GT]

I remember watching her when i was 7 years old. She said she wasn't going to grow old gracefully, "I'm going to have facelifts til my ears meet"...... I didn't get it then....Now, at 44 years old.....I get it😂😂😂😂

[@lloydhigham6062]

Rita proves that the great comedians always worked clean and got the most laughs,she's superb ,more please

[@davetrent8612]

Rita Darling, You are stunningly beautiful and I'm so sadden that I'm not living in Las Vegas anymore but I do Love You and will Follow You Always my dear Lady~!

[@nonayerbidnet6974]

Still adorable and funny.

[@bernicekritcher5488]

Love her, she is the funniest!

[@waltp3373]

I love her. She never fails to make me smile and laugh. 🤣

[@writeract2]

She got even prettier and more attractive as she got older.

[@rallyny]

Wow Rita!! What a fabulous flashback thank you!!

[@johnsaldana8667]

WOW!!! Rita where have you been!! My God, still funny and still beautiful!!! I'm going to have to look for more of your videos!! Beautiful!!

[@702tapatio4]

I Love Rita! I remember her on Johnny Carson! I’m turning 60 this year. Happy new year ❗️

[@conniesedona116]

Love her dress and her bracelet.

[@SCSilk]

I’m happy to see she’s still performing.

[@robertmoser3415]

Rita has always been a class act

[@Splattertube]

Man I had such a crush on Rita. Er...um...I guess I still do. Such a doll!

[@little.bear344]

She's so hot for 64! Funny too 😂 Popping open a few cold ones and binge watching her stuff, that's for sure 🍻

[@wayneburton8168]

I'm 65, and I think you are a comedy treasure, and pretty as a picture.

[@9mjosh447]

sus

[@thegoblin2684]

Beautiful and funny . ❤️👍

[@kevinharrison3265]

Love the long dress. You know something's good under the hood!🙏🥰

[@denisemcdougal6445]

I love ❤️ her !! So funny

[@stanwolenski9541]

Went to the … store to buy a phone, the salesman began telling my wife how to use the phone what to do if it didn’t work. My wife looked at him and asked if he had a grandmother, he answered yes, she then told him to make believe he was explaining to her what he had just said. The next 10 minutes were filled with simple terms and it was all very clear.

[@conniesedona116]

Whenever I have to talk to tech support, I start by saying, "Talk to me like I'm 4."

[@calisongbird]

@@conniesedona116 yes!!!

[@terrypoplin5940]

Omg I love you so much..so funny😂 I waited on Rita at a restaurant in memphis over 30 years ago..still funny and beautiful🤗

[@teenabrunk83]

With this progress Rita is still glorious funny.

[@christaylor2028]

How have I not seen this lady before, she is brilliant and cute, ❤

[@notthatyouasked6656]

My personal favorite Rudner joke: "You know how they say, a neurotic person builds castles in the air, and a psychotic person lives in them? My mother cleans them."

[@angelicaterry3367]

It feels amazing to see older women doing stand-up and be lol funny, so inspirational

[@nathelondon3719]

64 still beautiful, sharp, funny, quick, classy. Biz 120.

[@9mjosh447]

sus

[@Grania52]

Years ago (decades, really) I went with a friend to see her at a comedy club in Stamford, CT. They gave us a table, which abutted the stage, against the wall, to her right. I laughed so hard that I had to lean against the wall to keep myself upright. After the show, as we were leaving, she came to the lobby to schmooze with the audience. I told her that I'd been a fan since "Women of the Night". She said, "I know you. Whenever I thought I was bombing I looked over at you leaning against the wall and knew I was OK" Only too happy to serve.

[@joannp5806]

One of my favorite agravator is typing in your password and being told it's the wrong password,when you know dam well it's the right password for that particular site,so after trying like 3 more times and being told it's the wrong password,then being given the option to change your password!

[@MissezPremiseHello]

Omg I've always loved this broad.

[@Javmon9]

Still as funny as her comedy in the 80s

[@CARRJ142]

Great Video!

[@martymartin6191]

she is still a hoot!!!

[@Barbarian857]

Love me some Rita Rudner.

[@rickkinki4624]

Rita is about my favorite comedian, and she never has to sink to using profanity of any kind. Most of today's so-called comics could take lessons from Rita.

[@0prayus]

Agreed!!! When one of our mobile phones locks up, we hire a 10 year old to unlock it!😅

[@johnn9050]

Funny with no bad words.

[@cajuncally]

Love her❤

[@cjhoward409]

Hey, I’m in Ky. I saved all my eclipse glasses from a few years ago because we’re going to have another full one next April 👍🏻😃

[@johnwestendorf7454]

Best show!

[@naturadventur7425]

So funny and so beautiful

[@johnpritchard5410]

Bachelors' apartments: bears with furniture...

[@danausmus9807]

I feel your pain sister.

[@sherylhoward4831]

Not quite there yet but I think when I get brain freezes I'm just going to start singing The Beatles song When I'm 64.

[@MatthewOliphant]

Every time I ask people, "Any questions?" my brain automatically says, "Any answers? ... Anyone care for a mint?" And sometimes my mouth says it and I get weird looks.

[@babu357]

That sounds like a Groucho Marx line. lol

[@jimkreider9997]

My God she sounds exactly like me. I hate all this nonsense people go through.

[@marcelhaik8035]

Great routine! Very funny!

[@grimftl]

I actually have a spreadsheet with all my passwords! :D

[@ladyjustice1474]

I had computer programming in my senior year of high school. I am now in my early 50's, and I still don't know how to use microsoft office.

[@calisongbird]

Programming is a completely different thing than using applications…. I’m 53 and I know that much.

[@kevinharrison3265]

Always a pleasure. Sassy, sexy, and funny!👍🙏🥰

[@arvincook5049]

I also keep my passwords in an xl sheet but its in the cloud

[@r0bw00d]

I don't know why everyone went from "servers" to "cloud," but everyone has my permission to go back to calling them servers again.

[@calisongbird]

Right??? It’s just a big server.

[@janein6491]

Whenever you hear "cloud" just replace it with "someone else's computer" and you'll be fine.

[@demetriuscooksey7147]

A class act and hilarious!

[@stevem7868-y4l]

I like this humour, and as for the cloud, i also dont have a clue, and in 62, even my dishwasher has more buttons on than Neil Armstrong had on Tranquilty lunar module

[@luisclaudiofugolin6250]

Wow, this girl is legit!

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

I'm in my 30's but based on the older people in my life, this is accurate. Also, really hard not to be distracted by her beauty.

[@debrabelz]

where has she been?????

[@hombreavestruzable]

she is genius

[@larryvaughn5843]

When the I-phone first came out, the guy at the Apple Store in Jacksonville had blue eyeglasses and part of his hair was exactly the same color.

[@johnpritchard5410]

Labor: I don't want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours!

[@lulumoon6942]

She's as classy as ever.

[@sajjaadhabeeballah701]

❤️❤️🥰❤️❤️🥰❤️❤️

[@MarthaMcCrum]

The teenager lol.

[@gexpe2003]

U r great

[@MartinJutras]

Thats very intelligent humour right there.

[@davidbundesen5867]

Proof that women CAN be funny

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

Rita is the epitome of elegance. To be this funny on top of that gorgeous is just too much. I can't believe she uses an iPhone... But I can forgive anything Rita does.

[@bigredracer7848]

423👍's up thanks for the video

[@immortaljanus]

Ironically, she needs to know a lot about the modern world to know how and when to make the right joke...

[@1ACL]

Exactly. She's smart. I love her comedy.

[@r0bw00d]

Being good at your job isn't irony.

[@immortaljanus]

@@r0bw00d You'd be surprised...

[@r0bw00d]

@@immortaljanus Wow, you really think that most comedians are stupid, don't you? You're right; I'm surprised.

[@richbacon1218]

I was watching a solar eclipse but then the moon got in the way.

[@samlsd9711]

old people are funny. I like

[@pforgottonsoul]

shes doing pretty good for her age.

[@jasonfrodoman1316]

I can relate to every problem she is describing. Especially the passwords. Its ridiculous. Google seems to be suddenly involved in all my passwords. I dont get that.

[@darrenashley126]

64? I'm 54 and you look better than me oops lol

[@juliejensen7370]

Rita, we need many more of you. Comedy should have a woman's perspective as much as a man's!

[@petejones879]

She's looking good for 64

[@considerthis410]

She's so funny

[@brianbara3204]

Ria, please. Even I know what the cloud is!

[@joshfactor1]

it's really weird how much she resembles allison janney

[@bettyswallocks6411]

I’m 66, and I do know what the cloud is.

[@loricrane5315]

I have NO IDEA how to get my pictures anymore. Cant see them, cant print them, cant go ANYWHERE to get help.

[@johnsavage6628]

Hey, after sixty it's only a number.

[@philochristos]

Somebody found a way to catch a cloud and pin it down.