Rita Rudner - Telling Your Neighbor His Cat Is Dead - This Is Not Happening

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[@kalebattie1]

Please no more of this heartless bitch! Thanks in advance

[@robbielee5423]

Noid Trebog. You sir have no sense of humor or class. Rita Rudner is a legend in the comedy business. Look her up!

[@B-and-O-Operator-Fairmont]

No cringe, no fail - funny as always! So what if the humor is just a little dark, it is clean and funny. I could have done without the :50 second intro, though.

[@xHippyJump]

@@robbielee5423 c

[@vicklong5279]

Pp

[@reginadisbrow4486]

I have been a Rita Rudner fan for years. My earliest memory of her comedy genius' lines: "My husband sleepwalks, so I started putting the vacuum in his hands!"

[@tonyhughes110]

"I was a lonely child growing up. I only had two friends, and they were imaginary. And they would only play with each other."

[@danmagoo]

"Men live like bears, with furniture."

[@lynneborrie-belcher895]

Anybody want a mint?

[@seanpulatie4951]

I can safely say this is the cleanest TINH that I've ever seen. It's also hands down the funniest.

[@gorrillawarfair]

By far not the funniest.

[@shiestysean]

Have you seen Louie Anderson?

[@seanpulatie4951]

Hey, humor is subjective. I have seen most of these and I think this one's the funniest. Although Jim Breuer's Sears story is a very close second.

[@traewilliams939]

@@seanpulatie4951 the prison riot was the best

[@adriennevoivedich8108]

@@traewilliams939 yup Mexicans got on boots

[@jbmp1390]

For all you uninformed, this is a stand up legend right here

[@willelniff426]

Amen! The old school must always be remembered...

[@johnnie543]

One of the legendary comedy queens no doubt!

[@Dizz2K7]

They don't care, matey.

[@winstonsmith11]

@Brian Hall You're totally right. This wasn't funny at all.

[@jaemuskedelarios]

once upon a time . . .

[@Vinnafetish]

I feel like she just acted out the first episode to her own sitcom.😁

[@MimiMadness94]

Nae West I would watch it

[@artofwar420]

That was so vivid! Amazing story.

[@NovaLaMason]

Like # 400; HUNDRED MAKER!!!

[@reginadisbrow4486]

That ship has probably sailed, sadly, due to her age. She surely could've written for/acted in a very successful sitcom 20 yrs ago ala 'Seinfeld' or 'King of Queens'. But, imo, girlfriend's still got it!!

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

So? That shows how good she is at her craft

[@Jimmyboygohome]

This lady is so funny in a nice mom golden girls way

[@josetrevino5991]

She's a MILF😘

[@chancefleming9926]

EXACTLY what I was thinking first impression! Spot on.

[@michaeldietz9026]

Btfo

[@homelesshannah50]

@@josetrevino5991 A cougar, she's too old to be a MILF

[@jemiebridges3197]

Then you need to look her up when she was young. She's probably more SNL than Eddie Murphy.

[@djf750]

I loved her lines "the reason they tell you to stand in doorways during an earthquake is so that they know where all the bodies are" and "the oxygen masks on airlines are there to stifle the screams" I steal them all the time

[@EyeHeytEwe]

It brought tears to my eyes seeing her on stage. I hadn't seen her since I was a kid watching some late night show she performed on. She is one of the greats.

[@aekuterbach1]

Bet your husband has been laughing for 29 years. Lucky guy!

[@neverdavenever]

VERY lucky!!!!

[@yragcom1]

Rita is a national treasure. We need a Netflix special!

[@NanetteNette]

What a class act! Funny and clean. Loved the build up and delivery; I actually laughed.

[@avianlord2779]

She's such a wholesome comedian, love her

[@noelsturrup3817]

I love this story! That ending was everything. Lol

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

So how is the rest of the Wu Tang Clan doing?

[@jasonshaw6394]

She's been around since the 80's and one of the most underrated comedians. Always hilarious.

[@israelwassanes9795]

“I would recommend him.”😂😂😂😂

[@thestanman1486]

I feel like I can't ever hate this women. Every single hateful bone in my body cannot find a single negative thing about this lady. She's so sweet.

[@Khoros-Mythos]

@@criticalmoment3859 All of them.

[@pierrebennu8430]

this might be the most coherent story told on this show so far.

[@Swnsasy]

I have loved this woman for so long! This story was hilarious!! I need MORE RITA!!!

[@Antifrost]

That's not Mr. Binky, I know because Mr. Binky got on boots

[@michaelpipkin9942]

He's Mexican?

[@kingjellybean9795]

Its mr binky not senior binky

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

See Binky and get you a knife.

[@YizzERR]

@@longdirtytoenails1076 Well, what kinda knife you want?

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

@@YizzERR I need a personal knife

[@freak1310c]

sis's humor is so clean and natural lol

[@somanyhumanssolittlecommon6947]

This is so surreal. Last night I watched one of her performances within a year of her getting married. I adored her then, and I adore her even more now.

[@LycanLink]

"How am I funny?" "I-I dunno. Ya say funny things." "No, no, I mean, I'm what? Am I George-Carlin funny? Am I Spin-City funny? Rita-Rudner funny? What? C'mon." "Rita-Rudner funny. " "Yeah, Rita-Rudner funny. " "Really?" **Nods** "Oh my god, thank you."

[@BeefCake93]

Family Guy reference 👍

[@RedBeardGraphics]

Hahah I was quoting this sketch when I clicked on this vid

[@hollister1823]

That's the scene that brought me here 😂😂😂

[@deadeye4256]

the way she talked about her husband wss wholesome. made me happ:)

[@bobgnarly2728]

I've always loved Rita rudner first clean comic that made cry laughing

[@artemusmusic]

I've loved her stand up since I was a kid. Had an old VHS of 80's Comics at the Improv. So happy to see she's still working and hilarious!

[@xvictoriax8421]

RITA WHY U BRING HIM TO THE CORPSE BUSHES LOL

[@winstonsmith11]

This comment is funnier than the bit, haha

[@xenos_n.]

I... think I follow you on Tumblr.

[@weirdscience8341]

🤣😅🤣

[@weirdscience8341]

@@winstonsmith11 innit fucking corpse bushes had me belly laughing

[@lekhapratap1652]

A dead premonition

[@BNL07604]

A true legend! And her voice is still as soothing as ever!

[@oakpoacher433]

Rita is one of the best female comics of all time. Her delivery style reminds me of Steven Wright. She looks like shes 50 not 65! I'm sure her husband would give her 5 Stars too!

[@alexelmaleh3076]

Dude I wish Joan rivers lived long enough to do this show

[@Heavenzvoice]

Alex Elmaleh she would rock it... shut it down.

[@selenawilliams2246]

Alex Elmaleh I KNOWWWWWW

[@sheniahasiamah9802]

Still so sad that I never got the chance to see her live.

[@FirstNameLastName-ro6tt]

Too bad she brought up Michelle Obama’s dick

[@mathers1980]

@@FirstNameLastName-ro6tt i really do think thats why she died...

[@celestecotijar9464]

"Do you know the difference between a government bond, and a man? The bond matures" - American Dad's Rita Rudner

[@DCDeville327]

Rita is a legit legend! BRUH!! That's not even a cat!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Rita Rudner is my fantasy mother in law. The boozy brunches we would have! Sigh.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Carolyn Talbot that’s a great description...

[@joshuanofuckingway]

@Michael Scott because it gets you drunk, and when in the drunken state a unique kinda weird shit happens , if you are lucky and time is on your side...

[@amelia5665]

@Michael Scott because not everyone is an alcoholic and and some people have enough self control to just enjoy themselves. No one is obligated to make other peoples problems their own.

[@amelia5665]

@Michael Scott you spelled pretentious wrong

[@gromit0299]

Rita Rudner is an amazing comedian. I’ve looked up to her since I was 10. I’m so happy to see her doing stand up.

[@busyrand]

She's a LEGEND! Super happy to see her here. I love her!

[@richardmyers9386]

Rita looking good!! Still funny as hell!!

[@jpas61904]

Clicked on this not expecting much. But this was friggin hilarious!

[@bkbland1626]

Rita Rudner is a funny, wise woman.

[@rhouser1280]

That was a good one, I spit my drink out 🤣 “That’s not even a cat!” 🤣

[@morpheos111]

I think this may be the leanest funny story in this series. Not an ounce of fat. More of this!

[@jaemuskedelarios]

uuuuhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@allsmiles7106]

Niggaaaa

[@_MissLoLo]

Make sure it's dead, make sure it's a cat, and then mind your own damn business!

[@Yanni75]

Not agreeing with the last part but it sure was funny after going to the trouble of making sure etc.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

I haven't been this surprised since Louie Anderson showing up.

[@therearenonamesinthevoid5772]

No doubt, Loved that story from Louie. This one, not so much. Don’t shoot the messenger.

[@mvhemp]

Thank you Rita Rudner for making me NOT feel like a monster because I do the same thing with my little dog, "10 seconds and if you don't preform then we're moving on" 😭🙌

[@crussteasock4047]

"Preform"

[@alex.qb2334]

I have seen many "This is not happening" videos and by far it is the best one !!

[@robertwexler9529]

Couldn't sleep so I discovered this on KZbin. I was a major fan of hers in the 90's. So glad to see she is still working and still a class act. I still use one of her lines.

[@cjok8367]

So happy to see Rita on here. LEGENDARY!

[@Marchant2]

I LOVE this story. Ms Rudner is a living legend. One of my favorites.

[@rosej5029]

Ms. Rudner holds some sort of record for performances in Las Vegas. She's always in demand!

[@rugdg13]

I could listen to top 1% comedy All day. Make me laugh clowns with your silly wealthy shenanigans.

[@sanjuansteve]

''It's not my problem.'' What a hero...

[@THMILLER]

This series should always have new stories, there are so many!! Love it.

[@THMILLER]

I love, love, love her, she is a living legend!

[@ReverentGhost]

*WHAT AM I, A VETERINARIAN?*

[@robbielee5423]

The Legend Rita Rudner. What class. Haven't seen her perform since the late 80's and early 90's. A true Queen of comedy.

[@davej8887]

Oh my. I’ve been watching this show for a wile and this is with out a doubt the funniest episode. Truly a legend.

[@michaelmilligan7099]

I’ve always loved Rita!!! She’s hilarious!!!

[@Ericatrue2.0]

The fact that she could make such a story so funny says everything

[@DigitalNeb]

Wow, what a delight. I just love this lady, and I never expected to see her doing comedy again. How awesome :)

[@sincereoneson]

@5:00, "I happen to live on Goody,Goody Blvd..." 😂😂🤣🤣 Me too.

[@JCSAXON]

I’ve always loved her performances. She’s aged terrifically

[@Fapple]

LMAOO that twist was so unexpected. Amazing, well done and lesson learned hahahhaha

[@jakre10]

Rita Rudner has always been one of the best

[@moniquemosley2122]

I've always loved this lady. Funny, smart and does material I can relate to!

[@lazerlemon966]

This was the most hilarious piece I've ever heard!!!!!!!!

[@alterego1362]

"That's not Mr Binky" 😮😮😂😂

[@jchavez4084]

Legend has it to this day Mr binky hasn't been found.

[@aeronjarrett5897]

Rita Rudner gets a thumbs up from me without even having to say a word!

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

I had forgotten how funny Rita Rudner it, but this dead cat story OMFG!! Hysterical

[@LOOssSOuL9415]

"When did y'all have time to learn this?!" What every rich person says 😆

[@TheDrFunkenstein]

ANDREW SCHULTZ ON HERE NOW. DUDE IS A YOUNG LION UP AND COMING FOR EVERYONES SPOT. Seriously.

[@yeah5874]

Schults is not bad as a comedian but my god wathing him on Joe Rogan made me wanna KMS

[@spooky_electric]

@@yeah5874 Or hearing him on The Brilliant Idiots.

[@captainkiwi77]

yeah not a podcast individual

[@ivannevarez9174]

Agreed. Get him on!

[@flicfan416]

Nah

[@meirwise1107]

Rita Rudner is the absolute best.

[@brothermouzone1307]

1 joke, 10min, pure class. Still holding up.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@koltoharcos]

This woman has a style all her own. I’ve been watching her since the 1980s. I just love her timing. She’s classy and extremely underrated.

[@dakoo9]

Rita is a great old (mature) school comic. Absolutely love her!

[@bradbla]

Top Tier. She's always been one of my favorites.

[@JGirDesu]

Legendary!!! Looooove this! So many twists that had me spitting up my water 😂😂😂

[@chestpatch2012]

That hungover intro was perfect

[@DocJamesH]

lol, I was here to tell people complaining about the intro, "then skip it, bitch!" I came across a compliment about it instead. This made my day.

[@darlamccoy810]

BEST comedian..STILL TO THIS DAY..LOVE YOU

[@jalderink]

Rita Rudner is a treasure! She is so funny!

[@nathelondon3719]

Class sheer class. Rita Rudner is beautiful, intelligent, funny, clean, sharp, quick, and up to date.

[@msjuly5656]

I saw her in Vegas 20 years ago and she has gotten younger looking since then. Still relevant still awesome, I love Rita Rudner!

[@nemo227]

Good one. I had not heard that story. Rita is a good story teller in addition to being a standup comedian.

[@NWPaul72]

Nice to see Rita still working. I still quote "Born to Be Mild"!

[@fugglesticktheugly4322]

Watching this legendary comedienne is truly captivating!!!

[@freddy353]

My god this woman is funny. I had to stay with her through the story but gosh was it worth it; I almost pee myself laughing.

[@garfunkle5447]

Rita Rudner is a Comic Legend. She still has it. And ageless apparently.

[@wormemc]

Never heard of her but this was a great story masterfully told. I found a new comedian!

[@sithlorddread8721]

Omg her set up for her punch line was phenomenal!

[@JackiePhillipsTheSocialPet]

I have that 10 second rule also for sniffing while walking my dogs!

[@xingcat]

I've seen Rita Rudner live many times, and it's so interesting to see her do an act not in a ball gown. She usually dresses up like Old Hollywood for her shows.

[@moeskeetz5473]

Rita has always been hilarious. ❤️

[@losttime1238]

One of the best ones I've seen

[@arthurworkman4399]

good to see she's still doing the stand up game. I grew up watching her on TV way way back in the day.

[@sarty]

Rita Rudner is a legend. She is so great. If you are new to her, seek out her stand up immediately!

[@th3sh4k4]

What a lovely lady, elegant and beautiful voice, great storyteller

[@Kittyfantastic]

She has perfect delivery every time!

[@dirksiedler1397]

Rita Rudner is soooo funny. Don’t know why she did not have a sitcom

[@afurtiveflower]

Props for an intro that actually made me laugh!

[@Anakele20]

She was on top of the world once upon a time. She still has the goods. Though, her cadence is less polished than when she was younger. She was like the Hitman back in the day....all skill all the time. I don't ever remember her messing up a joke or even remotely making and mistakes or breaking character. True legend.

[@13blackcatzzz]

It was so great to see her after what feels like forever ago. She's always been so funny.

[@tomy5868]

she has aged pretty good...