"I had to put my glasses on to help me put my contact lens in." It had me laughing, and I can relate. 😂😂😂😂😂
@dianefiske-foy47172 ай бұрын
Reminds me of trying to put eye drops in my eyes. I can’t see a thing without my glasses, so I couldn’t even put the eye drops in my eyes. Kept dripping on my cheek, so I gave up until I talked to my eye doctor. She told me how to put them in my eyes. Not much easier the way she said though. Still hit my cheeks more times than not. Plus, I’ve got a pressure spot on my check from wearing glasses and nothing I do makes it go away.
@freeshrugs63Ай бұрын
I hadn't listened to Bill for a long while. Yep. Still funny.
@Chevelle-g1h2 ай бұрын
I know that panic feeling. My Doctor called me for the first time, two years ago. I received the good news that I was still Cancer free! But when he called I was in a panic.
@cnlaw3 күн бұрын
"You're gonna find a new Daddy" I died at that part 😂😂😂
@HM2SGT2 ай бұрын
Nearing the end on my fourth decade as a medic and firefighter. Love it when people who spent an hour or two going down a rabbit hole on the Interwebs tells me they know more than I, with all my training, knowledge and experience.
@rkf27462 ай бұрын
LoL----I read an article recently very similar to your sentiments. Written by a former Navy Corpsman, and now a long time EMT, he was going off on some youngster who was a very new graduate of EMT training, and trying to school a crew of Firemen and Medics on their "improper" procedures. I would have loved to hear that conversation in person. Be well. Stay safe.
@heraldberg94692 ай бұрын
Bill Engvall is still funny!
@joannaedwards6325Ай бұрын
And still damn cute❤
@lindasnyder27742 ай бұрын
My brother calls it…organ recitals, we all have that organ which is hurting or failing or has to come out! 🤦🏻♀️🤗🎈
@glennjohnso3102 ай бұрын
My Drs keep giving me 3 to 6 months as long as I don’t do anything stupid. We want to see you in 3 months we want to see in 6 months 😂🤣😂
@paulaliberty20822 ай бұрын
Love him!
@steelsquire2153Ай бұрын
Man I’m a dang 90 year old man in a 21 year old’s body. I complain about back pain, hip pain, good lord I fell asleep on the toilet a few times for new reason. And lord forbid someone offers me a soda, or talks about the gas prices because I can tell you about when gas was only a dime a gallon.
@lindaanthony552711 күн бұрын
Its so true about conversations change, you do talk about your health matters more and I found myself resenting it. I would think: I'm more than just my ailments! I remember being in my 30's listening to my mom talk to here company over talking about medical issues waiting for them to change the subject, and they never did! I was getting madder and madder at her for it. I finally said: is that all you guys can talk about is medical issues?! But NOW I GET IT. Love ya Bill!
@bethgarvey94542 ай бұрын
This is funny because it’s true!
@JoanAlberts2 ай бұрын
So true!!! Thank you for helping me to laugh at it
@user-br3ou2cs9o2 ай бұрын
Bill has that comedic mind gifting... or curse he'd probably say... 😄😄
@mybachhertzbaud30742 ай бұрын
The only time I get calls from the doctor's office is when they forgot to charge me $10.00 for a co-pay. However, when I have an upcoming appt. i get at least 10 messages on several devices reminding me.😜
@jpatrickmoore51582 ай бұрын
In my late 40's, I got a weird, what looked like a bunch of rashes on my arms. Went to the doctor, he gave me some cortisone cream. Two weeks later, no change so I called him back. Went in and he used a punch tool to do a biopsy. About a week later, the nurse called me and said, oh, it's "x." I never had heard of it, had her spell it out for me. Got another appointment set up. This was in the still early days of the internet. Went into the appointment, the doctor asked me how I was. Told him, I looked it up on the internet and said, "Oh shit, it's got an online support group." He nearly doubled over in laughter...
@ronnahowe7213Сағат бұрын
Bill Engvall never has a bad video... always hilarious 😂😆
@Ultimate23Dragon2 ай бұрын
Of all the plot twists I was expecting, I was not expecting that. 😆
@roberthamilton91232 ай бұрын
Miss you bill hope you’re enjoying retirement ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@lindaanthony552711 күн бұрын
He is coming out of retirement, so says he in a video.
@lisamoore6804Ай бұрын
I'm 54 and I'm already there with the health worries and the aches and pains.
@beagleissleeping5359Ай бұрын
Me: Why do I sometimes start coughing after I eat? Google: Here's how to perform the Heimlich maneuver 🤦🏼♀️
@loricharpentier16542 ай бұрын
I can really relate to this...I'm 71 yrs. old....lol
@leestebbins5051Ай бұрын
Mistake number 1: Checking your phone on the golf course.
@KevinHall-ux9hn2 ай бұрын
I'm still laughing! Hey Bill...what kind of sign would you give yourself over this???
@ludicrous7044Ай бұрын
I can handle the hospital. It's that paper gown that freaks me out!!🤯 Google Doctor is better than MY doctor!!🤭
@Experio9091Ай бұрын
First time I got blood work I thought the hard part would be the needle, but I was terrified about the results. Thankfully came back clean.
@maryellencook9528Ай бұрын
Bill, tell your friend to get his breakfast sandwich next time at Whataburger .😊😆😂🤣😅
@rickyparrish83102 ай бұрын
Usually my Dr office ask me when i sign in if my insurance has changed 😮
@sharisimonehampton5434Ай бұрын
Getting old sucks! Lol😉👍♥️
@fieryphoenix5862 ай бұрын
I got food poisoning about the time swine flu was going around. A Google search said that all the symptoms said I had it. Another Google search said I had morning sickness. I'm a male.
@lacesout829219 күн бұрын
i get jacked up about my out of pocket after Bluecross has paid "their portion"
@jprevattАй бұрын
I'm in late 40s, my mate's early 50s & we're feelin ALL of this BS ☝️☝️☝️☝️💯💯💯
@cherylsmith33902 ай бұрын
$10??!!! WOW!!!!! What insurance do you have?? I'd give anything to have a $10 copay!!!!
@onlyfromadistance7326Ай бұрын
I hate that that's so relatable...
@edwardpalmer8732Ай бұрын
I'm 30 and like this
@hannahormsby5073Ай бұрын
I’m in my 20s and already conversations are usually about my medical problems 😅
@scoldingmeeself20162 ай бұрын
📢"I HAD TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT ASAP!!! & I'M ALSO FIRST!!!"😅
@joannaedwards6325Ай бұрын
Here's your prize for being 1st..... 🏆
@duckmangooo73762 ай бұрын
No kidding, they just want to make sure they get paid.
@joannestark3023Ай бұрын
The missed phone call where they want you to call them back at your earliest convenience. I'm 36 and the thought of having to go for an entire weekend wondering what the heck they want would make my brain eventually jump to scary conclusions if I sit and catastrophize long enough about it. Yikes.
@lindaanthony552711 күн бұрын
The mistake was the office. They SHOULD have known they could have let bill know what they wanted IN HIS VOICE MAIL!!! Does office personnel need training on what not to leave out and ruin someone's weekend????? Do better medical offices!!!!
@ritazimmelman4769Күн бұрын
Are you familiar with HIPPA laws. Also, I'm now on my 5th or 6th medical plan of my adulthood ( I'm 64 1/2 yo). I'd say 99.9% doctors have always left call them back messages. Of course, most of the time when I call back doctors aren't available to talk. This leads to telephone tag. The fastest way to get any medical information is to sign up & then sign into your medical plans website. I asked some doctors to text me info, because I hate dealing with email. I've only found 2 doctors that would comply. Most doctors say because email & the medical website are more secure than voice messages & texting. . This may be true. I've heard & seen the p h ase patient medical care so many times. Really? Then shouldn't it be each patient's decision how to be committed with? Somehow most doctors think that people should just sit & wait for there calls back. Alert, alert! Not everyone holds a,phone in their hands all day long during business hours. I maybe somewhere in public when the call comes in. Very few people I know, including myself, want to talk with doctors on a grocery aisle. If I'm getting on or off a bus, it's not likely I will answer my phone. It's hard enough to balance with my cane and step on & off the bus, whether I'm carrying packages or not. Then again, if I decided to answer thr phone and I fell to my death, another doctors call I'd never take. And another call to me they'd never need to make.
@christopherwoycke19599 күн бұрын
"Mr. Engvall..........you forgot to pay your $10 co-pay".
@dochics1053Ай бұрын
When you're at 71 time is coming,,** if you wake up its your lucky day 😂..** yup..
@instaperil2 ай бұрын
This is me
@thomasdearment3214Ай бұрын
you can have a test on Tuesday or Wednesday if it's something bad they wait until Friday just as they are leaving to tell you, I did learn if you don't hear from them you are going to live
@nancygodsey8312Ай бұрын
When I go to an appointment at my oncologist, it's always blood work first, then immediately thereafter, an in person visit with the oncologist. Then a few days later, a call pop's up on my phone. I'm concerned that something may have shown up and answer immediately. It's actually a kind of robo call asking for feedback on my visit. WHAT? They want feedback after stressing people? They are basically asking for a like, thumbs up? I hang up. There's your like.
@ritazimmelman4769Күн бұрын
I never answer surveys unless they are right after my calls. Even then, I don't always say yes! I love the one's at the bottom of paper receipts. Either you take it or you don't. No one bugs you if you don't take it.
@DanWint6 күн бұрын
The truth can be funny, I'am 74 he's dead on.
@AnthonyAlbers-ct6ye2 ай бұрын
Lol
@tom-dr1ymАй бұрын
Know what he is saying. Had 3 ,CT Scans. 1st 2 good 3rd has me in panic mode.
@thumper64252 ай бұрын
💜
@josem.castorena4853Ай бұрын
Im 32 and yeah i do talk about girls and cars and movies i love all 3.
@generoush38236 күн бұрын
Im 71 and still talk about girls and fast cars
@PlatinumPlusNetwork2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jusnuts144313 күн бұрын
I made peace with God in 1991 when Uncle Sam sent my sorry ass to Desert Storm. Live with no fear, ya'll! It's all good.
@kathys_damngoodsongАй бұрын
lol
@jannoyes624824 күн бұрын
Well hell no they on tv too taking it over.
@willaribraheem414022 күн бұрын
😆🤭
@docthemetalfreak2 ай бұрын
he doesnt look 65.
@tomservo569542 ай бұрын
He does to me...
@joannaedwards6325Ай бұрын
Still really cute❤❤
@ritazimmelman4769Күн бұрын
This is the 1st time I have watched him. I'll definitely ring his bell. I like the point that he doesn't curse. He is very funny, relevant. He's also spot on with what he says. the way he comes across.
@JamiePeterson-sh5bn2 ай бұрын
He retired then got bored and came back out of retirement so he’s coming back