My College Experience: Bill Engvall

[@sammylacks4937]

I'd love to know why we were required to take two years of foreign language. I stayed on restriction trying to learn French. We took English every year for 12 years and I spoke it fluently when I started school. Then we were supposed to learn French in two years.

[@doverton6885]

"I wish I'd known that before I wrote her out of the will." 😂😂😂

[@JustMe-lj6zn]

My daughter taught me algebra the same way. Some people should not be teachers. I love her still of course. ❤

[@friedsoybean]

12 apostles, 10 commandments, 3 days, and don't forget 5🍞+2🐟 = 5000🧍🏽‍♂️+12 🧺, my favorite formula

[@jerryupp9626]

I was in my senior year in high school and couldn't understand why I had to take a class in Spanish when I only spoke English and lived in the UNITED STATES WHERE ENGLISH IS THE PRIMARY LANGUAGE

[@robertstout6980]

4th grade, 1964, here in Texas, had to take Spanish class, 10th grade, Columbus, Oh, you need to take Spanish, no French, no German, no Latin offered. People just a few years older than me got to take those classes, by the time I got there, Spanish, you need to take Spanish. It's almost like a conspiracy?

[@ictpilot]

I would have told them no.

[@adamclapp896]

I agree with you Bill about the texting. I say this politely, but if people actually spelled the words when they text, people wouldn't get confused about what the text is saying.

[@crystalperry6370]

Thank you, I'm 73, I didn't know what idk was.

[@sharisimonehampton5434]

Its ok Bill. I wasnt born with the tech gene either! Lol....means,"laughing out loud". Well, it used to anyway. Thanks.😂

[@jeffreyelya9996]

I'm about to turn 40, and if I were to pick up the latest smart phone, I'd probably want all the basics as far as the apps go. Chances are, I'm going to delete all the games, the tick tock and anything else that doesn't register in my brain.....

[@jenniferstine8567]

I feel you. Most of the apps I ended up deleting. Seriously, only a handful of people actually care what I'm up to. Why would I need all of these social media apps? I doubt anyone cares.

[@jenniferstine8567]

UBER is the only way I'll be able to experience a luxury car. I got picked up in a BMW once. OMG, I didn't want to get out. Now, I'm not really interested in cars. That's one car that I'd love to have. I'm never will be able to afford it, but that's becoming true of many things these days.

[@LaNellDelgado]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randytaylor1258]

Your phone doesn't flash 12:00 forever.

[@MsMooch41]

That was what electrical tape was for. Cover it up and you never knew. 😅

[@stevecagle2317]

Math for Christians? Just remember, there 10 commandments not 12. There were 12 Apostles not 10.. And finally, there's a taffy pull at St. Peters not a peter pull at St. Taffy's! Ba-dum-tish 😁

[@vanmoody]

I was 30 when I started college at the Moody Bible Institute in Chicago. One day a kid asked what class I taught because I wore cardigan sweaters with a tie. I laughed and told him I was a freshman like him

[@PatricisHeth]

LOL😂😅

[@BrentPhilpot]

My brother said if bible majors have to take algebra. The math majors should have to take Latin.

[@daemondread380]

A degree is absolute bullshit... Figures.