Bill Engvall's Hilarious Stand-Up Comedy Set | Gotham Comedy Live

[@rodx5571]

I lived in a small Texas town 10 years ago, where Bill Engvall lived. I met him in a tractor supply. He was such a nice guy, let us get a picture with him. FOREVER a fan. Its nice to find out that not all people with fame are jerks. Thanks Bill, You are awesome. I always enjoyed your comedy, but i also appreciate your kindness with fans.

[@Txoutlawtrey]

Can’t believe he was in Austin

[@rodx5571]

@@Txoutlawtrey I never said Austin. Austin isn't small. Way south of there.

[@Stussmeister]

Indeed. Bill himself once said that it's wonderful to be recognized, but that fame is also a drug that is very easy to get addicted to, which is why he says God gives him little "humblers" from time to time to keep his head in check. As an example (and you can probably find this story here on KZbin), he was sitting in a diner having lunch when he noticed a woman looking at him. He smiled and went back to his meal, and the woman got up from her seat, walked over, and sat across from him. Rather than saying hello or introducing herself, she said, "This is what I'm going to tell my husband when he comes home from work today. I'm going to tell him that I had lunch with Jeff Foxworthy."

[@l.f.s.k.]

That's so awesome! 😅

[@lindamarin265]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Rusty.Shackleford5214]

This guy is so relatable to us "non celebrity" types. He not only owns his mishaps and slip ups, he will tell you in full detail and laugh about it. It's nice to see a celebrity that has some same issues and problems and is STILL just an ordinary man. Just like you and me. Bless him.

[@allenlovell1604]

He's one of the few comedians that I really like, and he doesn't use profanity in his act 😮😊 !

[@Horselings]

Agreed! Like my friend Sinbad said, "If you have to be dirty to be funny, you're not funny. You're just dirty."

[@Wolfrider4542]

He is a pastor too

[@edithdlp8045]

If you like clean comedy I recommend Jeff Allen, he is hilarious.

[@christopherjennings2830]

Back in 2019 we did a home renovation and yes the matter of drawer pulls came up. Bill nailed it. 😂

[@Moviefan2k4]

Bill is a class act. I have a couple of his CDs, and I listen to them on a regular basis. I like how up-front he is about things, instead of being pretentious or trying to fake his way through stuff.

[@l.f.s.k.]

I've watched Sunday with Bill Engvall. He has a wonderful way with words and speaks about interesting topics. He speaks to you about every day things in a Christian life as if speaking with a friend. 😊

[@colleenhelminiak1429]

I went through "the change" right after I turned 40.......and to tell true, I had a walk in the park compared to some of my friends and my little sister.....my lovely, sweet little sister had a SERIOUS hard time and within a New York second, she would turn into a Tasmanian Devil complete with one heck of an attitude. Luckily, I lived in Chicago and she lived on the east side of Michigan. Seriously, I love my sister to the moon and back, and unfortunately I lost her to cancer 6 years ago. I will never forget the laughter, tears, and most of all, the love we had for each other. 😞😞💔💔🤗🤗💖💖💖

[@cherylablagden8602]

Love Bill. His comedy is the best. You don’t have to curse to be a good comic. He is fantastic. My most favourite comedian ever.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@blancahoward4477]

Now this is comedy I love all the old school comedians they are actually funny 😅

[@shirefernandez8826]

AMEN

[@Author_Alyssa_Taylor]

Blanca Howard -- and not an F bomb in there!!

[@BarbaraLockwood-q3k]

His father was a physician at Scott & White Hospital. Some of the people at the hospital knew his father and told me that hus father was funny as well.

[@paulinesoares3594]

Love him. Wish he hadn’t retired

[@lindamichael7903]

He’s awesome ,witty, funny just adore listening to him

[@mrcapitalist2285]

He's a dork !

[@rodx5571]

​@@mrcapitalist2285that's the magic of his comedy. He readily states that.. he even did a disc called 15 degrees off cool. Talks about trying to be cool as a dork. Even uses that word.

[@rosehathaway3490]

One of the funniest comedians I've ever seen 😂😂

[@billielamier4706]

To all those who don’t appreciate Bill E, search the web for his bit on when his doctor prescribed medical marijuana…..now that one is funnnnnyyyyy!

[@deedoyle4069]

yep. that is one of my favorites! at 85, I sure can relate!!!

[@cherylshue4427]

I have heard it SO many times and it still makes me howl with laughter!! I love Bill!!

[@DataJuggler]

@@cherylshue4427 I have felt better for about 20 years, putting the word medical in front.

[@robertbroughton1443]

And all of his "MISHAPS". The busted knee on Dancing with the stars, his surgery, and rehab on it, the kidney stone, and it's removal, and of course, his relationship with his nurse Christy.

[@shelleyarnold7414]

They all are but that was 😂

[@lizard928]

LOL!🤣I just love Bill! I always cry laughing when I hear him. Love the menopause story LOL!🤣

[@Elizabeth-tb5wh]

He’s speaking 100% truth! Been there! I sleep in a meat locker as well! 😂🤣

[@patriciajrs46]

Thank God for humor. We need to laugh at ourselves.

[@lulu6618]

Bill is awesome. This audience is too young I suppose for his great material. Thanks for posting!

[@licksnkicks1166]

Bill has always been a favourite comedian of mine. I watch him over and over! 😂

[@kathybeeston6429]

You don't know how true it is what you said.

[@barbarastallcup757]

I think he is the funniest. He makes my day

[@rosapoladian8105]

Love Bill. I can watch him all day and night. Soooo funnny and so real!!!

[@donadeavera9608]

Right. That's true, bill. Just smile a lot, buy flowers and chocolates, and give her space. Keep telling her she's beautiful and you love her. This too will pass.

[@cierakitty]

Listening to some of my neighbors...I was really lucky...I never had to go through the menopause stuff. No shots no nothing. No personality changes, crying, hot flashes, sweating, etc. My doctor loves me.

[@heddystgeorge3756]

I'm 60 and haven't gone through the changes either

[@maryellenshock]

Consider yourself lucky.

[@sandralorenz1796]

I have a bumper sticker that says "Heaven Doesn't Want Me and Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over".

[@joyferguson2124]

I want one! LOL

[@johnking1896]

I'll bust out with a rolling belly laugh tomorrow, My wife is sleeping now.

[@jameshathorn6960]

Bill you spot on.😊

[@kathymonahan8024]

Tried listening Bill as I was falling asleep. Bad choice. I was laughing too hard to even think about sleep

[@Judith-up8kq]

😢🎉

[@maureenfarrell6104]

So glad to see you back...I missed you guys.

[@bruceboone1232]

I met you in Dallas at a comedy when Rick Rockwell was there. I’ve been a fan of yours since.

[@Redhead155]

Guess I was very lucky because menopause came and went and I almost didn’t even realize it! No hot flashes (which I was looking forward to because I LOVE to be warm), no night sweats, no irritability, none of it.

[@shirefernandez8826]

You are so lucky because in my family us women we start menopause very early & it doesn't leave. Yes, night & day sweats, hot flashes, irritability, & if you started snoring prior to the menopause it gets worse. As my husband says "it's like a chainsaw trying to cut a tree down with metal sheets as the rings"🤣🤣🤣🤣. Our body has weird places where there are hot spots & cold spots & it switches uncontrollably

[@Redhead155]

@@shirefernandez8826 I’m so sorry for any woman who has those issues 😔

[@shirefernandez8826]

@@Redhead155 every women in my mother's side of the family starting at the age of 35 or 37 & it stays til we die. Those who starts it's crazy but as soon as a year goes by we start recognizing some of the symptoms & try to get ahead but most of the time it catches by surprise but we take it in stride🤣🤣🤣😳🙄

[@carolynridlon3988]

I was fortunate, no night sweats - but did have mood swings, crying, hot flashes. Add to this my hubby & I were starting or early retirement (going full time RV traveling) so being together 24/7 was an interesting start to retirement! 😀😢😡🥵😫☺️

[@debbieleeniva4581]

Same here..maybe it's our red hair.!😂

[@kimtodd1803]

I am 47 😂😂 I was told us women can go into what's called per menopause.. I just sent this to my husband 😂😂 I am going through all kinds of moods more than ever .. If bill comes Texas there will be more laughing 😂😂

[@jeffschielka7845]

Bill is hilarious!😎

[@CarboniteDreamer]

I feel him on all of that. my lovely amazing wife went from not snoring at all to now she sounds like a snorting buffalo.

[@jenivreangel7686]

He's dead on about the menopause stuff. I keep everything cold and I get so angry I start to sweat. And it's over nothing! Eh 😒 Still one of the funniest comedians out there.

[@judythompson8227]

I slept for two years in an unheated bedroom on top of the covers. My husband slept under all the blankets. In that time I learned to never wear anything that didn't have buttons or zippers and to dress in layers. The worst was when i was assaulted by a massive hot flash in a meeting, and the guy across the table caught my eye and winked...I still blush at that one. =)

[@heavychevy4616]

love bill! thank u

[@lescobrandon3047]

My experiences with my late wife was similar… except for, “…sniffle…” “What’s wrong hon?” “…sniffle… sob. Nothing” etc. “Come on, what was it? Something I said?” “Who was that woman?” “What woman?” “You know. Never mind.”

[@kylehawkins8322]

Funny is ever😂 I love watching different comedy's funny is ever

[@lindaward3156]

There's something very sexy/appealing/admirable about a man who understands and loves his wife like he appears to. I wish they could clone him and men would understand how this is what most women really want.

[@nunya7319]

Bill was always the best of the group. Followed closely by Ron.

[@jackbrown7341]

How not to look like a tourist in New York city, " Don't Go To New York "...

[@shawnwhite4ever]

I'm surprised they're not laughing more. This is great

[@Macsrus5]

Maybe they don’t know anymore that’s stayed together long enough to have these moments 🤔 He’s speaking the truth for sure❤️

[@edithdlp8045]

​​​@@Macsrus5 I am sure they were young and can't relate. I am 47 and fear menopause. 😱

[@deniseyoung4110]

He is in a much smaller venue. Not as a major concert that thousands of people attend. He is funny no matter where he performs. 😊😊😅😅

[@Horselings]

Country comedian in midtown Manhattan, NYC. Wrong crowd for his brand of southern humor. There are also a lot of international visitors at those shows, so some of them probably barely even know what he's saying, much less understand his references. And, wrong topic for a young crowd like Gotham draws.

[@lisamcbride8921]

The audience does not get it they are too young, I think!

[@alexlegard9233]

Sooo nice to hear a routine with no swearing… good humour…

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

Love ❤ Bill 😊 he is Hilarious 😂

[@sandragwyther8200]

Bill my husband always told me to pick out two things I liked (even the china for our wedding gifts)and he would pick the one he liked. Smart man even back then!!!

[@nancysandell8979]

You have always been my favorite comedian

[@patrickfreeman8257]

Did anyone else notice how the laughter became a little nervous? It's like everyone in the room knows that he's speaking the truth but they're afraid to "go there"

[@claudeleto324]

So glad you are back. Good luck with with Gayle's menopause.

[@OverlandOne]

Very funny, this guy is great.

[@Bethlam]

I have to do the drawer pull thing with my husband. Whenever we have to buy anything for the house I ask “which one will fit in the spot? Let’s buy that one.” Then I go sit down somewhere. He will commences on telling me why EVERY SINGLE ONE of whatever we need won’t work for us. I just sit down and say pay for whatever one you want and I will make it!

[@dianegough2617]

I was working at Walmart at the time I was going through menopause spend a lot of time in the dairy cooler.😅

[@candyr85]

That’s great 😂

[@joannaedwards6325]

Thanks for the chuckle 😄

[@wink.9642]

Touchy subject brave , sleep with one eye open laughing boy!😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimleone5496]

Love ya Bill. I can relate.

[@meatdog]

Bill is my favorite!!

[@raiderfandew]

Building a house together will test your marriage more than anything on earth! True story!

[@marknewton6984]

Togetherness is a true challenge!

[@tmntfangirl4700]

Now this is comedy

[@Bendijester]

I love when my husband of 38 years does not listen to my warnings. Maybe that's HIS Men-Oh-Pause?

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

Haven't seen you in forever. Blessings

[@lalajohnson7194]

You can truly tell he does create his comedy from real life. He even knows the look about not using a coaster.

[@oduneyeman]

Haha good stuff.

[@anneglines47]

He is great to watch.

[@robertjackson7089]

I’m 63 male my wife of 30 years says she only purrs like a kitten, sure if your a full grown Saber tooth tiger. All the mood swings I handle, like when she bit my head off because I loaded the dishwasher according to her wrong, I only said fine then you do it from now on lol

[@ElaineWood-f2t]

I'm 61 female, married over 30 years. We know y'all can load the dishwasher. We just like messin' with you about it! 😂

[@OldBoiler62]

My wife is 71, looonnngg past menopause, and she still snores like that.

[@sherritahall9816]

bill dont talk about your wives snoring!

[@thumper6425]

Bill time 💜💜

[@thomashughes_teh]

If you think a drawer pull is a hole in a plank filled by rope knotted at both ends You might just be .......

[@johnamerican1578]

They call it the change of life? I always asked? But does it have to change my life?

[@lacesout8292]

Bill is so funny. & kindest dude to his fans. My 8th grade twins laugh so hard & so glad he's family friendly. During my huge company conference call with Charter Comm i shared Bill's Spitting Cobra/Animal Planet story. They luved it. Ty Bill!! Keep busy, retire from work but never retire from life-- somebody somewhere said

[@kimleone5496]

I had a hell of time with it. I got nearly psycho sometimes

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

Who else is shocked Gotham is an actual city?

[@alvermillioncranky8360]

I was married to a gal that had that going on. She put a fan in the window. I had the window side. It was January in Wisconsin.

[@carlaaustin6054]

I don't remember any of this but I do remember heat, extreme heat.

[@imisstoronto3121]

I remember waking up with my nightshirt wringing wet and for years feeling like I never slept. Living hell.

[@CantStayAway]

It's still so weird to see him without the moustache...:P

[@MarkChilluffo]

Me I’m putting myself in time out on the couch 😂😂😂

[@BammnDan]

Don't want to go through it Bill? I hear that but Men as well hit PALO-PAUSE which is the Male equal to MENOPAUSE.

[@susankibbey400]

He is so funny.

[@michaelhauser6440]

He's actually funny

[@ravendewynter13]

Hes hilarious!

[@debthill8285]

I think she needs to be on a cpap for her snoring

[@01supermarioful]

People should go back to the days of having separate bedrooms.

[@Mammotek]

I spent more than 2weeks picking out kitchen drawer pulls!

[@timothylarsen2885]

We have a town of Gotham in Wisconsin, and it used to have a bar called the Bat Cave.

[@serenewolf6267]

The snoring is called sleep apnea. Its caused by the airway closing during sleep. If anyone is going through it, talk to your doctor. There is a device called a cpap for it.

[@mikemartin1532]

They would have laughed more but there in New York lol

[@MichaelFerguson-lz9bi]

Why is bill's video so short?He's such a good comedian

[@sandrasillery4493]

Because it's only a clip of the entire show.

[@ChrisJohnson-bf8sm]

Yeah I work with him about 33 34 years ago he was the brother-in-law of one of my bosses that was down in Florida we work for a cable company

[@xcarolynx2002]

My mom got lucky and didn’t have hot flashes or anything

[@Raxx777]

too funny

[@mknewlan67]

I hold my phone by her head and video it. I’m not being blamed again.

[@pizzaishappiness7994]

Yep. 😂

[@shelleyarnold7414]

I just saw in my medical chart last week that it says I have violent tendencies with menopause 😂

[@ralphpeed3596]

Kind of like sleeping beside an English Bulldog.

[@Mountaingoat59]

Mental pause

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

Love Engvall

[@miltonturner2977]

I told my wife...your snoring woke me up and it took me 2 hours to get back to sleep. I DON'T SNORE!!!!!!...........so I recorded it, sounded like a good idea but when I played it back to her she said, That's YOU, NOT ME! Ok Dear, whatever you say. So I saved it and played it back...LOUD when she was sleeping (I wasn't in the room)...I heard her wake up and say...Dammit, that's LOUD, Honey where are you...I didn't answer. Next morning she said, you were right, my snoring woke me up. I'm sorry. I'm not saying this will work for you but if it does, thank God you weren't murdered in your sleep!

[@sandrasillery4493]

Great comment! You had me cracking up.

[@RamonaRobinson-sk9yk]

Good clean comdy

[@chastitymelissa4130]

Bill I have reasons.

[@danpoole7933]

Remember a summer trip to Queensland. It was hot and humid, add to that menopause. She had the air con cranked up that high I woke up to ice chips spitting out of the front.

[@donaldnewberne2616]

That's exactly My life is NOW! Serving 39 years going on 40 in 4 months 😮 Beware to ALL men!!!! 😬🤐🤨😒🙄😤😓😱😰

[@UltraRage86]

That mantis got me laughing. Facebook is toxic.