My Hate For Cellphones: Bill Engvall

[@edwardhenry3158]

After all these years, Bill Engvall never fails to disappoint. The man has still got it absolutely brilliant stuff all the time and I don’t care who you are that there is funny.

[@earthling8585]

I know what you mean!!!❤

[@kellyrobinson1780]

Well said. Love the whole Blue Collar team. Ron White retired, BTW, ICYMI.

[@5FtOfRage]

​@@kellyrobinson1780Bill Engvall retired last year

[@tamt5846]

My absolute favorite comedian! Makes me laugh every time! 💕

[@HilarieSherman]

Bill you will always be a riot! 😂

[@petemedina8446]

He's still pretty freaking hilarious all the time😂😂

[@SV-nk2we]

Now this is humor!! Thank you, Bill, for the laugh.

[@lynn8101]

Bill engvalil is a awesome comedian I wish he would come to our home town

[@acebrandon3522]

Way too funny, right there. 🤣

[@susankuipers7425]

Love Bill. Brings smile and laughter to your life when you need it!

[@yonaalter]

I hurt myself laughing!

[@AshleySkilton-jh2mp]

Priceless 😂

[@bruce-z9p]

Bill you are my favorite comedian. I really enjoyed your movie, "Bait Shop".❤

[@jean-pierreposman7282]

Wonderful

[@gram2977]

Thanks for the laugh Bill! 😂 Really need that these days. Love ya buddy! ❤

[@mikesahle1193]

Thank you 🙏 for sharing 😁😆😆👏👏👏bill ☝️🙏👋☮️

[@verronicap6214]

I know how to do about 5 things on my cell phone. Bring back push button house phones. You are so funny. 😂

[@DylanRichardson841]

My grandmother would check her wall phone but that's because they were on a party-line. LOL

[@brucehursman8874]

I grew up with a party line in the early 70s.

[@dianepowers9643]

Laughed so hard I'm in tears

[@jesseparker5669]

I'll tell ya what's funny, people that go around everywhere with their cell phones glued to the side of their faces, not paying attention to what they are doing. I've seen folks walk into other people, slam face first into poles, walk off the curb of sidewalks & fall flat on their face, out into the street and get hit by oncoming cars. I could go on & on. Mine stays in my pocket, & if I need it I stop, use it and go on. It's funny as all get out some of the things ya see when folks are out walkin' around with it stuck to their face.

[@fortysomethingbadgirls2173]

Soo glad you still share the jokes..

[@fredachildress3728]

Now that's funny!!😅😅😅😅

[@jdtheone]

Funny but he ain't wrong and you know it

[@joannking2665]

Hilarious!

[@4tihomirov]

He so damn funny 😂

[@5FtOfRage]

I'm disappointed that I never got to see Bill Engvall perform live

[@christeenprice5637]

Awesome

[@MyFungal]

Funny !!! and without cussing

[@ChrisPacheco-j9c]

Genius

[@RustyDarrell]

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[@earthling8585]

I used to get the most hilarious texts from my daughter via auto-correct! Seriously, I darn near peed my pants!

[@kellyrobinson1780]

You know, my phone has auto-suggest/auto-complete. It pays attention to what I'm typing, tries to anticipate my next word or phrase, and offers suggestions that I can tap on and thus save typing time. Sometimes, the suggestions are right on; other times, they're completely off the rails. And I sometimes wonder, "what would happen if I wrote a few sentences in a text or a post or something, and just started using the "next-word suggestions" exclusively? What kind of crazy word salad would that result in? And could I use that idea to become a speechwriter for Kamala Harris? Bear with me: I'm gonna run that experiment right now. Here goes: "and the other day I had to get the cheesecloth for my first order to have it figured out how much you need to know about the car." Not bad, but I made some actual choices that time. I'm offered three words to tap on, per every suggestion, and I consciously chose some of the words. This time, I'll just choose the one in the middle, no matter what. 2nd try starts now: "pm I think I remember correctly and I think I remember correctly and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it..." Ok. Got stuck in a loop. That's enough for now. I was curious, and now whoever reads this will know, too... If they ever even wondered in the first place. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I might need to drink a little less coffee...🤔

[@earthling8585]

@kellyrobinson1780 That's hilarious 😂 Thank you for your experiment! There's nothing wrong with being curious! 🤗

[@jerrycallender9352]

I've never had a cell phone and wager 93.971% of those with cell phones do not need one either.

[@stacygorczyca2991]

Wow! Never? What do you do if you're out and there's an emergency?

[@jerrycallender9352]

@@stacygorczyca2991 I'm 80-years-old, I've driven cross-country 17 times over the past 40 years and have N E V E R needed a cell phone. I have a phone attached to a wire which disappears into the wall which has an answering machine attached. As before, I'll wager 93.971% of those walking around with a cell phone, or 2, and a pager need neither. I don't live with "what ifs".

[@kellyrobinson1780]

​​@@jerrycallender9352 I hate to disappoint, but the actual statistic is 93.969%, adjusted for 2024 national demographics, according to the latest Ratsmoussen survey. EDIT: I'm getting slow in my old age: what are you typing on, you old Luddite? 🤭✌️

[@jerrycallender9352]

@@kellyrobinson1780 Sorry, I was using December, 2024's figures.

[@HilarieSherman]

Actually we did on rare occasions check for a dial tone because the phone hadn't rung for two days and that was abnormal. Was the phone working? 😋

[@sharonyost3807]

Yes I walked over to wall phone to see if I could make a call we had party line and they would never get off My Dad couldn’t get through so we got a private line

[@tooge47]

if you TRULY "hate" cellphones, follow my lead. DON'T OWN ONE There, I solved your problem FOR you

[@newsflash7970]

my ex would knock you over to answer a ringing phone....

[@jamesfrancis5910]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikewhitaker2880]

it's not JUST cell phones i hate, i hate ALL phones.... cuz most of the time it's an id10t on the other end... last cell i used was a simple V3 Razor, and i quit using it when my provider wanted to charge me a shut off fee on a pay as you go plan.... also when i do use a phone it's ONLY for calls, not texting, not emails, not social media's, no thrills and no frills...

[@gloriaanstine9289]

❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@danasheets1774]

🤣😂🤣😭😭