WKUK Talk About: Glory Hole

The guys go down a dark hole.
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[@UnsettlingSpaghetti]

I was at the show in Madison Wisconsin where Zach missed, and it was 100% Sam who announced "I'm Zach Cregger, and this is why I couldn't be here tonight!" or something to that effect. Either way, Sam definitely said it at least once lmao

[@DylanDaPickle]

Sam knows something about glory holes that we don’t

[@briteboy6131]

He's had so much experience with them that the topic now bores him

[@randomsimpson]

He can't stop thinking of Zach on the other side

[@chewythebear2263]

Was thinking the same thing xD

[@pairot01]

That you don't know*

[@Quinnman3]

lmao

[@briteboy6131]

Turns out that book The Giver was just about which person is performing at a glory hole

[@mrshs4332]

😂

[@dmxchansonichu6373]

Lmao this shit is timeless. 3 years later and you made me choke when I was already trying to catch my breath

[@ZombieBenderReturns]

I love that Timmy commits without hesitation.

[@hampatties4859]

Thats why his marriage fell appart...

[@nodrogdivad]

Timmy puts his hair in pig tails just for the live casts. Althooo, I'd like to imagine that he has them in pg tials 24/7...

[@JohnDoe-tx8eu]

@@nodrogdivad he generally has pig tails when his daughter does. He's a good dad like that and does shit with his kids. Sometimes he's even nice to us idiots on the internet.

[@griffinwilhelm6688]

@@hampatties4859 unnecessarily savage 😢👌

[@AdmiralA]

DO YOU THINK PEOPLE JUST HANG AROUND THE GLORY HOLE WITH THEIR MOUTH PRESSED UP AGAINST IT?!

[@JonasPolsky]

is there a better way to do it?

[@bobby_greene]

The proformer waits with one to five fingers sticking through, signifying how far they are willing to go

[@IluvinortheIneffable]

You wait for the knock

[@dgray7537]

People? I always believed it was proportional dwarves on the other side. Toothy propotional dwarves.

[@rastarusso7502]

Only when they join the white house

[@LikeSnoop]

“I heard that the glory hole industry was ravaged by COVID-19” *Sam snaps back into reality with sympathetic thoughts towards small businesses*

[@imadrifter]

Sam was fully checked out too

[@viljamtheninja]

Hey now, in the glory hole business, there's no such thing as small or big business. Everyone is equally welcome.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

His favorite gas station shut down. It was a Mom and Pop shop, they just couldn't afford this transitory period. Sam knows... 😏

[@351cleavland]

Good news! Federal government is offering pandemic small business loans.

[@JrottenOlm]

10 minute sketch breakdown? Hell yeah! 8 minutes later: "You think there's dick-CoViD?"

[@natebrown1431]

That is literally the exact moment when I was like "Ok I need to read the comments on this video"

[@miscellaneousshadow7452]

For the record Covid can be sexually transmitted.

[@_notofthisearth]

@@sheateeley1 aww man 20 minutes? I feel inadequate.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

@@miscellaneousshadow7452 so there is Dick Covid. What if I wear a mask?

[@westonprather3157]

Ligma-19

[@dirtmcgirt9148]

The one thing that I've learned from these retrospective videos... TIMMY'S MEMORY IS A GODDAMN STEEL TRAP.

[@curseyoujordanshow]

I love how in the span of two minutes they went from questioning whether glory holes even actually exist to demanding that Sam spend his time and energy trying to disprove he isn't secretly a glory hole enthusiast.

[@commander_riker]

I'm always impressed with how terrible the group's memory is, all of the time

[@995cool]

how much do you remember from 15 years ago?

[@traceurs619]

They were too busy getting prescription pills at the nursing home

[@WaynesStrangeBrain]

Timmy seems to be aging backwards into a 15 year old girl with a mustache

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

He's sucking the age out of Darren. He looks older than my dad

[@Dielawn69]

Nah, Timmy looks pretty old and disheveled

[@tyklug2013]

@@deptusmechanikus7362 nah Darren just looks scruffy is all, give him a clean shave and he'd look like he's in his 20s again for sure

[@ethanhoward389]

Yes

[@nokian9005]

I guarantee you that Timmy is a femboy hooters crossdresser.

[@Ninjujitsu]

lmao the idea that someone would just sit there with their mouth against a hole waiting

[@TheNpcsim]

I love how only 3 minutes of this video was them actually talking about the skit, and then the other 7 were them talking about who's the giver in the glory hole situation, and if dick-COVID is a thing lol.

[@jerhatfield1]

Sam hates when the conversation hits too close to home.

[@SerialGrunt]

It’s funny because you can’t rule this out as a possibility

[@phrophannus]

Timmy is always committed to the joke, I love that

[@ravenmorrigana1093]

This is the critical discussion we have all needed to have regarding glory holes.

[@SpAzMaTiCJ]

“Write that down! Write ThAt DoWn!”

[@nodrogdivad]

It's important in these COVID times to know what is safe and what isn't. I'd say from this discussion that they're safer than the chances of geting AIDS... and what AIDS to COVID anyway?

[@OakL-ls3hq]

I'm not with Sam on this one, that conversation wasn't boring.

[@DUDERMANx]

The conversation was all about boring

[@aBucketOfPuppies]

@@DUDERMANx the true purpose behind Elon Musk's business.

[@jesussanchez9106]

I liked this then unliked this the second I realized I fucked up having it be at 69 likes. Seems like the appropriate thing for the topic at hand

[@665kanata]

Sams a loser

[@SantaFeSuperChief1]

I'm pretty sure he's on the writing staff of a kid's cartoon or something nowadays, so he's just trying not to get fired lmao

[@DjTempest1337]

I saw a real glory hole in action at a bathroom in a gay bar in Houston on Montrose- don’t think money was involved, just love of the game.

[@johnnygreenface4195]

Saw in action? Like the stall was open?

[@DjTempest1337]

@@johnnygreenface4195 an open stall with a line, tucked neatly away in a corner; it was in operation but I was to mortified to investigate any further lol

[@johnnygreenface4195]

@@DjTempest1337 lol

[@ems7623]

"Love of the game". Lol. That's a funny expression for this. On Montrose, though? I am skeptical. Finding gloryholes in gay bars in the United States is pretty damn unusual, except for the very rare kind of place that tends to be a little more underground and specifically catering to sexual encounters. But those places were largely eliminated in the wake of the AIDS epidemic and the subsequent moral panic. Otherwise, you'd have to be going to an actual gay bathhouse in cities that still have them. So in Texas ... I just can't fathom one on Montrose. Maybe I'm wrong, but ... Honestly, you are more likely to find one in a straight swingers place. The last one I saw in real life in any kind of bar was in Europe.

[@mrshs4332]

😂😂😂

[@DarkSlushie]

It would have been funny if Forest Whitaker walked out at the end.

[@nonsense8079]

I'm pretty sure that was him in the top left though.

[@parksandreselling]

Wasn't everyone Forest Whitaker?

[@NobodyCaresALot]

Deep cut. I know all there is to know about the crying game.

[@rorysimpson8716]

How do you think his eye wound up all wonky? NEVER look through the glory hole.

[@Nickpooch]

Can you imagine if Timmy was a substitute teacher still and his students were looking up WKUK videos again?

[@golem3080]

I dont think Timmys allowed to be around minors

[@rebca_]

@@golem3080 Not after he told them how to make bombs...

[@traceurs619]

If he was my teacher back then he’d be the coolest teacher ever. 100% I’d have him reenact his poop meeting skit😂

[@Yronno1]

Zach's reaction to Sam playing him lol

[@Mutantcy1992]

This is outrageous!

[@QUHerald]

The implication that they’ve been through this before because it’s the Ollll Glory Hole

[@lordkieta]

the guys spend 8 minutes discussing actual glory hole logistics

[@Jaydoggy531]

I think this could be the best conversation they've ever had.

[@AlexanderEddy]

I love that Sam just checks out of the discussion on glory hole technique and etiquette

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

Obviously I love all of them, but the length of time he was able to stay at the ol' glory hole until he finished is just brilliant writing. It felt so natural. You can only stall for so long before it starts to become cliche. But this sketch went on exactly as long as he needed it to.

[@IanDeMartino]

Sam was clearly googling glory hole locations on his phone this entire breakdown.

[@illogicalclover]

This is the most bored and least interested Sam’s been in his entire life.

[@JonasPolsky]

he was less interested in this conversation than Darren is in every stream.

[@The_Captainn]

That's what Prozac will do to you. I feel bad for the dude, I know exactly how he's feeling with depression and anxiety, and wanting a solution, but Prozac is not the one.

[@cuac232]

@@JonasPolsky I think Darren has gotten better.

[@TH3M1K3D]

Falling down stairs does damage to one's attention span

[@evilcam]

@@TH3M1K3D This^

[@TheRman0]

I've learned a lot from this. See one of you road warriors on interstate 95

[@jcoster8291]

Timmy your hairs looking more and more like Fabio's every day.

[@timlash]

He puts it pony tails because Fabio's people sent a C&D.

[@drumboarder1]

Yeah but a fabio who's been dead for 6 years

[@rastarusso7502]

If it looked like Fabio's hair he would look cool, I cant believe its not butthair

[@jcoster8291]

@@rastarusso7502 That's the absolute worst ad for I cant believe its not butter I've ever heard.

[@rastarusso7502]

@@jcoster8291 No it's not haha

[@fabledghost]

I fucking love these guys who else would spend 10 minutes of arguing about glory holes 🤣

[@RastaJew]

Man watching WKUK back when I had friends to share things with was one of the best times of my life

[@lilinjunthatcould4772]

I love how they discuss the semantics of going to a glory hole

[@guitarandgames1386]

Timmy is officially the Glory Hole Master

[@CronicDemise]

"You think there's NO covid in ejaculate?" Not a sentence I expected to hear today.

[@AtaGunZ]

Oh yeah I remember when zack walked out of the glory hole.

[@ashspades5307]

I just still love Sam got bored and turned off his camera 😂😂😂

[@oolafoolafensen4962]

i like how this is 3 minutes of talking about the sketch and 7 minutes of them arguing

[@Nymaz]

The Lincoln-Douglas debates, the Scopes Monkey Trial, and the WKUK "Is the sucker or the suckee the more giving in a glory hole" debate is something that for hundreds of years will be taught to students as the greatest debates of all times.

[@GISchmo]

the GH etiquette, difficulty, safety and covid talk was so much funnier than the sketch itself

[@MrDowntemp0]

Now we know how Trevor caught Timmy's Covid

[@nelsonianb1289]

Skit: "Every morning for work Timmy is kidnapped and brought to a new rest stop glory hole. This is his life, Hes paid well, excited to do the work, and greatful to be able to do the work. After work he goes home to his happy family"

[@evilcam]

How many hotdogs does he have on the way to work? Perhaps the hotdog thing was less about gluttony, and more about stretching his mouth and getting it ready for a hard day's work.

[@Taricus]

@@evilcam Or hot dogs are just a euphemism @_@

[@mrshs4332]

😂

[@RalseiGote69]

I love how they fight over a glory hole lmao!

[@prankmonkeyxs650]

How is this the only talk about i missed? This is exactly like me and my bros when we get drunk. I already miss Trevor

[@jeffallen55]

I have never been less bored in my life than when listening to this discussion. And that includes all the times I've been down at the olllllllllld GD glory hole.

[@colinhoerth5286]

Trevor Moore backpacked the team, you can't deny it. he will be missed greatly.

[@NintendoAddictNAD]

Now I just can't help but imagine someone on the other end of the gloryhole, wineglass in hand, reading "War & Peace", while their mouth is pressed right on up against the hole. Like, they're checking their watch, giving a dramatic sigh, until "Geez, *finally*..."

[@DannyBenS94]

Everything in life was leading up to this conversation.

[@forgettablelisa]

Sam is regretting calling in about the stairs now lol.

[@DaveChurchill]

I was expecting a dog to walk out of the stall at the end of the sketch

[@cinemage1]

I live for watching these. Much love to you guys. This series is just as funny as the original series. Top-notch this week!

[@thew1ldcard886]

Still have my 2013 "Poop Balls" tour shirt.

[@itbe]

Literally in tears. This is how the sausage gets made

[@Scoofus_]

I’m so glad these guys are still in touch with each other.

[@pricerowland]

It makes sense Sam played Zach, since they both have glasses. *Think about it.*

[@evilcam]

So, when Sam gets so drunk that he falls down multiple flights of stairs, the only way he can be nursed back to health is to be the mouth-guy on the other end of a glory hole? That is all I really took away from this. Also, 10+ minutes discussing a sketch = doing it right. Do more of this, please, WKUK.

[@danieldamexican6142]

You all make me want to get friends like you guys, y’all are so entertaining

[@MultiBeerme]

I was watching this stream live and I still had to come back and watch this conversation again.

[@yougotmycheezewizboy]

Most riveting conversation of all the sketch breakdowns!

[@michaeleverett2597]

Their discussion on the Mechanics of the Gloryhole was very Meta.

[@smitty1647]

The Giver is the old man who teaches the young boy the meaning of pain

[@letsfoolgravity]

I admit that I bear some responsibility for attempting to watch this while putting my infant child to bed, but I do expect an apology for being forced to scream-laugh which subsequently woke aforementioned baby. Now my wife wants answers as to why we both are crying.

[@Loaderiser]

Now this is the kind of quality content that I come to KZbin for.

[@jellybrain7207]

The border of Texas Louisiana rest area before Shreveport had a glory hole...I saw a lady mister walk out... never stopping there again

[@Ryan-sw6jx]

One and done, good on ya, lad

[@treyowen9213]

I love you guys so much!!

[@danb4811]

I love these guys so much. A part of my childhood.

[@MrLonelyIsland]

These men will never know how much they changed my life.

[@ricksflicks-]

There were a couple of years where me and my roommates were always referencing The ooooooooool Glory Hole!

[@justin-qf4zj]

this is the singular best talk about so far, i cant stop laughing

[@sphoenix41]

Wow this got a lot more intriguing than I thought it would be... Amazing 👏

[@westonprather3157]

Sam’s pullin’ a Toobin in this one

[@mac9983]

Great video! I'm ready for more buckerson and myers!!

[@wyattmiranda3484]

The best part of this channel is the merch descriptions on the shirts

[@user84074]

Wait. So did Sam fall down a whole flight of stairs on his way to or from the glory hole?

[@snake316171]

Glad I'm not the only one that has these conversations with friends.

[@TheZamphire]

If you guys talk about the Jim sketches you gotta get Jim on.

[@tenenbaummark]

this was absolute gold

[@KamikazeCommie501]

Very in-depth discussion about glory holes. I definitely learned some things although I wish I didn't.

[@thescatologistcopromancer3936]

I'm so happy for this argument

[@justusisawesome]

R.I.P Trevor Moore

[@syonix__5799]

This has been the best episode

[@jakejohnson9552]

Definitely one of there best conversations

[@aawinberry]

WKUK asking and answering the real hard hitting questions.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Fun Fact: It was a real Glory Hole.

[@benjaminmorgan425]

I knew you’d hurry to put this one up

[@MoYammaBatFitch]

YES! I wanted this one so bad lmao

[@UncleHooston]

That was fucking BEAUTIFUL LOL

[@SnazBrigade]

WKUK Talk About: How do Glory Holes work.

[@AlexMendoza1111]

absolute best talk about

[@olearris]

These are the questions we need answered

[@Wyklepheph]

I used to drive for Lyft and I got this one rider several times over the course of the month and he worked at an adult toy store that had glory hole booths lol.

[@shelbsss7748]

Glory holes are each different and unique ❄️

[@jesussanchez9106]

And you know this from personal experience?

[@shelbsss7748]

@@jesussanchez9106 you bet

[@jesussanchez9106]

Well girls like you are what make guys probably try them, cause of that glimmer of hope. When in reality it's probably not only not a cute girl... But also probably not a girl at all... I digress though. God bless you for your service

[@shelbsss7748]

@@jesussanchez9106 alright calm down Kyle ✌️

[@jesussanchez9106]

Oh nvm. You are a dude. Tricky lil thang

[@rwbyistrash603]

I love how they all pretty much look the same except they have facial hair

[@lolnahnvm208]

Am I the only person who really appreciates the symmetry in t-shirt styles regarding camera arrangement?

[@submarinekid0121]

Lol i cannot wait for submarine sketch to get this treatment

[@Sir_Maximus_Hardwood]

Zach sounds so genuinely hurt

[@timothykalstein9090]

Cant believe you got Fauci on here!

[@Vidar93]

I'd love if you guys could talk about "happier and with you mouth open", "the grapist" and "the butter bar" sketches.

[@NormalFerrari]

Interesting I learned a lot about glory holes this video

[@nworbrelytthefirst]

Man, this riff is amazing.