WKUK What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln (Uncensored)

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[@cleonRIP]

The fact that the actors are just walking in a circle on stage literally the ENTIRE sketch is the unspoken hilarity of the entire piece

[@flintbosco8758]

Then they eventually just stop and start watching😂😂 hes like "I'm not putting on a play up here"

[@Fabio-fd7bs]

10+ years later and I just noticed that lmfao

[@amityislandchum]

HEY ACTY! ACTY!

[@armacham]

They were not "just walking in a circle." Othello arose as a vampire and was stalking Hamlet. Hamlet has his hand under his chin, showing that he is pondering something and that his mind is not focused on the enemy behind him. Othello has his arms up as high as his own head, an exaggerated motion that shows he is sneaking/creeping behind Hamlet. it is normal in stage plays to use exaggerated mannerisms so that the audience can understand what is happening. You need to pay attention to the details, it's called "acting." Only a truly ignorant person could look at what was happening on the stage and think that it's just two guys walking in a circle.

[@dreaMinwithu]

@@armacham you must be the funniest person in the party

[@chickencurry420]

I like to think this is how Abraham Lincoln actually talked

[@king_ka0s416]

@@flattire819 Listen To The Women John, Jus Calm Down! Jus Calm Down! Jus Calm Down!

[@mahekkaushal7]

Hahahahahahahahahahajahaha this was so funny 😂 especially when Lincoln talks

[@dlxmarks]

In reality LIncoln's voice sounded more like Daniel Day Lewis' portrayal. All of his words in this sketch, however, were taken directly from the transcript of his second inaugural speech.

[@king_ka0s416]

@@dlxmarks Yup.. jus about word for word. lol.. Then he followed up on the Gettysburg address with.. "Four score and seven years ago you should've listened to the women john, and jus calmed down.. just calmed down! Lol

[@IggyTthunders]

actually, from what I heard, Abe had a pretty filthy mouth in private company; loved dirty jokes.

[@DBxCooper]

I love how he calls boothe skinny and fat.

[@eddie797]

Maybe that's the reason why he shot him

[@Theinsanemoose]

And in the same breath, too! "What're you doin', Skinny? What're you doin' ya fat piece of shit?" Love it!

[@rockyc6480]

Omg I noticed that to lol

[@glocrowhurst]

lol this was always my favorite part back in the day

[@justanobadi6655]

@@eddie797 nah, he beat him to death with a hammer

[@notahamster333]

"Save yourself! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" Last words of a dying friend.

[@rockyc6480]

The best last words XD

[@rawtrout3402]

HOLT FUCK HAMLET I JUST GOT VIT BY VAMPIRE!!

[@thervd2115]

thats how I wanna die

[@TheOneShotWunda]

-Othello, “Hamlet” 1599

[@Dreyhibbard]

Oh no! Hamlet, turn around! He turned into a vampire! He's going to bite you! Oh shit! Hamlet! I can't watch this! Hey everybody I can't watch this!

[@TheShahofIrann]

The funniest part is still the beginning. The way the Timmy delivers “oh my God hamlet I just saw a fucking vampire!” is pure comedy.

[@xdsmastermia]

that line instantly made me laugh, lol

[@Epicsperience]

The “home base” and “shhhhhhhhhhit” lines are my fave

[@SugarW1thC0ffee]

@@Epicsperience the home base line for some reason is hilarious

[@StarAsinine76]

comedy platinum

[@OsirisXXX]

Calm down Just calm down Calm down just calm down 😅😅😅😅. brilliant trolling

[@sherryblackwell3225]

No matter how many years pass. This will always be the best video.

[@massivefins2597]

i agree... amazing sketch, i come back every couple of months to watch it...

[@cxnnectivity6889]

Massive Fins same

[@daniel6anks819]

still remember this show 🙂. The youth of today need to see true comedy

[@mahekkaushal7]

Sherry Blackwell…………FUCK YOU

[@king_ka0s416]

@@mahekkaushal7 lol idk y, but i like ur style lol. Was funny af tho for sum reason

[@GanjaGuard420]

my favorite bit was "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?..HEY!!" "WHAT?!!?!?!" "WHAT!!!!!!!"

[@mrstifler8987]

I don’t know why you looking at me bitch, the play is on stage

[@MadMan731]

JUST CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN CALM DOWN

[@Marcus-em9cs]

Mine too. Can't believe I found this video after so many years

[@Bullnye]

“Now you have fucked up” is probably my most quoted line in my life. I love this skit

[@melissawright6851]

💯 NOW you have fucked up

[@meganann3876]

“You have fucked up now.”

[@SaurikSI]

The “OOOOOHHHHH” is also perfect

[@CEverly]

For me it's, "Yes, you do that," haha

[@Pandi-Fackler]

CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN , CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

[@Kittyxoxo]

my fav part LOLLL

[@fell4bread712]

Hey what

[@rockyc6480]

JUST CALM DOWN XD

[@buddyfett1341]

My ringtone

[@jeremybauer7954]

Lincoln had BARS

[@minivanmilf4058]

The fact he goes from calling him string bean to “fat piece of shit” and then later calls him both things in the same sentence💀

[@glocrowhurst]

okay but the way Lincoln's hat is just BARELY pinned on so it flops around all crazy while he's screaming is pure comedic genius.

[@StarAsinine76]

😂 yes bro

[@DomaLlama]

Yeass

[@CJPapan]

I still say “you have FUCKED up now” to this day. RIP Trevor Moore. Thanks for everything you’ve done.

[@Nepomniachtchi_Austin]

Me too, and I don't think anyone knows why

[@rickdeckard1075]

its “you have fucked UP now”

[@All_will_be_revealed]

@@rickdeckard1075 that's what they said

[@fritzfxx]

Now you fucked up... now you fucked up

[@DojoVII]

I'm particular to "Just calm down!"

[@leonidas231]

i was there, can confirm this is how Lincoln died

[@BlastinRope]

Ok boomer

[@zacharystewart3218]

It’s true I was there with him he got hammered pretty hard

[@sophiapolston160]

It’s true I was there I videoed it

[@fllen7280]

I beg your pardon

[@Fabio-fd7bs]

It’s true I was the hammer

[@king_ka0s416]

"I cant watch this! Hey everybody I can't watch this!" Lol

[@sgttoasterface5282]

KIng _ka0S the original “hey everybody look at me I’m quitting social media” lmao

[@king_ka0s416]

@@sgttoasterface5282 lol

[@bowlerpro2]

KIng _ka0S Well some of us are trying to!!!

[@king_ka0s416]

@@bowlerpro2 who said that!? Which one of yall dead Mfrs jus said that sh!t?? Lol

[@barberdav]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mayala285]

It was at that moment John knew.................. He Fucked Up

[@WayWardProductionz]

This was the first WKUK sketch I've ever seen way back in 2009, which led me to watch every sketch ever made by WKUK. My heart goes out to Trevor's family. I'm just glad he left such a legacy of comedy and skits that'll forever be quoted by my friends "LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOOOOHN"

[@FourthDerivative]

I think what I admire most about WKUK is their commitment to historical accuracy.

[@chrisryberg7897]

R.I.P. Trevor Moore, thanks for helping bring us one of the most incredible skits of our time.

[@tvdinner8838]

"HE'S BREAKING MY BUTT!" - last words of Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the united states.

[@fluffymxlk5603]

Thats the words I wanna say when I die 😔

[@blankblanker5139]

I've never actually been this sad about a celebrity's death. I've honestly been in tears. These videos helped me so much through high school. The smiles they brought were too many to count. Trevor will be sorely missed, words can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss him.

[@MadMan731]

Way too young.

[@JRockit4444]

Dude was a gift

[@JaredJanhsen]

I know the feels, friend. WKUK's sketch show really helped me get through a pretty rough spell in my life.

[@jamesstrong593]

Been watching these guys for years, still can't believe he passed away...sucks so bad

[@nonnaurbisness3013]

I literally just said "I've never cared about a celebrity death until now" and then looked up this video and saw your comment

[@willmaas187]

Wow I still can’t believe you found this footage from the 1800s.......

[@t.d.writer1589]

"What you doing skinny?" "what's that fat piece of shit doing now?" lmao

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

RIP Trevor Moore. Unreal...just 41. I'm 42 and I felt this one a little harder. These dudes were the truth comedically and I feel awful for his family. Condolences to his wife and child.

[@tylercampbell1186]

Why, dude... how did he die?

[@user-vq6ym6qg4j]

@@tylercampbell1186 Fell from his balcony at his home. I guess it was an accident but really sad

[@oversea6171]

Did Trevor Moore play as abe too? In this video?

[@mackinner]

His death was all about you huh.

[@SilverLining1]

@@mackinner troll

[@jemini3134]

I now know why they called him Honest Abe. The man had no filter

[@Bunnii99]

I've been watching this for almost 5 years 😂😂 I've never gotten tired of it

[@StanvilleBrown]

I believe it this funny as hell!

[@CellStudios55]

2:11 had me in tears

[@blacksidegaming1163]

End Credit scene of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

[@Interceptor810]

I love how Abe calls Booth both fat and skinny in the same sentence

[@kendallizabeth]

Funny how everyone in the audience is just sitting there and the play hasn't stopped while all this is going on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidLS1]

The play Lincoln was watching that night was Our American Cousin. Other than that, this video is 100% accurate.

[@cxnnectivity6889]

1:59 that should be engraved into every penny in the goddamn universe

[@garrettrainbolt1344]

Agreed

[@johnirish2969]

That's basic what he did to the south with the Emancipation Proclamation

[@BoogalooBoy]

@@johnirish2969 Even though that dinnit free all slaves immediately.

[@johnirish2969]

@@BoogalooBoy Nope, it was mostly a political message to the world. And then after that you had the Jim Crow laws

[@panduino2156]

I feel like everybody misses out on the joke that Hamlet calls the other guy Othello, who is from a completely different work of Shakespeare’s

[@arthurlee8980]

RocketSauce28 yeah vampires were totally in normal hamlet too

[@arthurlee8980]

AlexLoeher I feel like rocketsauce28 was just trying to humble brag like a simp

[@arthurlee8980]

AlexLoeher I applaud you sir

[@garbagepailkid]

@@arthurlee8980 just kiss already.

[@arthurlee8980]

@@garbagepailkid I just downvoted all your stuff idiot

[@iitzDoom]

I've been watching this video for 4 years... My group of friends is at least half of the views.

[@NoahSchumakerthebrahmabull]

Me, and the people I've subjected to this are the other half.

[@1whoIs]

So which of you showed me this video...?

[@mastodon1511]

4 years shit, those are rookie numbers

[@ryanfrank7758]

Yea your 315,000 friends

[@ZombiePowerDrink]

8 years now

[@WordsPhrasesNumbers]

This is pure art.

[@red_the_anomaly]

Just a bag of severed heads PYRO IS THAT YOU?

[@_J2C]

Your name disturbs me

[@ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow]

On my nuclear throne

[@lydia3832]

@@_J2CThe pfp disturbs me

[@_J2C]

😮@@lydia3832

[@kingdancekiller]

Rip Trevor Moore, this is one of my favorite sketches of all time

[@snowldier9405]

"OOOOOOOOOH! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!" Gets me every time 😂

[@hayleegordon7603]

My heart breaks for Trevors family and friends for this horrible and sudden loss. Thank you for all the laughs and memories. You were a real one💜💔

[@missdeadlyfangirl]

R.I.P. Trevor Moore. Trevor and the rest of WKUK saved my life on multiple occasions by making me laugh on days that I didn't even want to be here anymore. I'm just glad that these videos will continue to live on for the rest of those good and bad days. 🖤

[@mikeomoran9256]

1:38 US to Japan on 12/7/41

[@silastaylor7948]

Underrated comment

[@ericbarnes2354]

Onii Chan🥺

[@mattstanford9673]

This was the video that started it all for me. First episode was easily their most memorable.

[@thestrx]

"Listen to the woman John!" x'D

[@Cap67]

Rip Trevor

[@xae1272]

Yeah John listen to the lady

[@HotCaprisun491]

“Abraham Lincoln died of being hammered in the ass so much, that he died of being hammered in the ass”

[@justjasontm]

RIP Trevor Moore. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Just heard about it and instantly came to this, my favorite WKYK skit

[@RicardoHernandez-vd1nc]

Legend has it he’s still sayin’ “You have FUCKED UP NOW”! xD

[@andrewnefstead3936]

RIP Trevor; 10 years later and still just as funny as when I was a senior in high school.

[@tysontomko]

Well said yeah

[@gillbates3104]

Best sketch show of all time. RIP Trevor.

[@velvetbunnie22]

not enough people have seen this

[@vhr]

This was my 1st WKUK sketch and I often watched even recently because it was that good. Rest easy

[@Corpsegrinderr]

With his passing, we must focus and be inspired by him. The world needs sketch comedy, stuff like this is genuinely healing for the soul. RIP Trevor, I hope you get to enjoy an uninterrupted version of Hamlet in the next world.

[@mikalainautsikau4820]

I came back to this video because I remember laughing so much as a kid, and now I just realized that was Trevor Moore and that seriously just breaks my heart. RIP Trevor you're definitely going to be missed.

[@walkingexistentaldread3079]

i cannot believe the same guy who shouted "HE'S HITTING ME IN THE BUTT! DON'T HIT ME IN THE BUTT! DON'T BREAK MY BUTT! HE'S BREAKING MY BUTT!" made Barbarian. iconic.

[@Leo___________]

I really wanna see this version of Hamlet

[@jordaniffla3980]

I just came across this again. I haven't seen this gem in so long 😭

[@CurbsideWhiskey7x]

Rest in Peace Trevor. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@monarch2270]

i just unlocked the deepest memory possible from me. i remember when this first came out...

[@mayitakeyourhatsir8632]

Rip Trevor man. Vids like this are timeless, he truly created something special

[@chrisw9292]

RIP Trevor Moore. Forever my favorite WKYK skits next to Grape You In The Mouth. Legendary.

[@michaelfasano8569]

All the costumes and set pieces are historically accurate, and then John Wilkes Booth grabs a modern claw hammer to pound the president in the butt

[@shermdar_]

This is one of the root pieces of mine and my friends' humor ever since we saw it back when we were children. Other than a few people, most don't see the hilarity. It's one of those "you had to be there" videos. It never gets old to us though.

[@FuckYouYouFuck]

I started laughing as soon as I saw this in my sub box.

[@Thevideosucks]

R.I.P Trevor. You were a comedy Hercules.

[@ThatOneGirlThatPlays]

Not many can even compare with your talent. We'll miss you forever, Trevor.

[@unnaturalselection8330]

Thanks for the laughs and RIP Trevor...

[@AymanTravelTransport]

I remember laughing for a whole week when I first watched this; I can still recite the full dialogue from memory word-for-word!

[@TCEricTV]

I Love How Othello Stalks Hamlet For Literally 5 Minutes Without Saying Anything, HAHA

[@girraud]

This has to be one of the best comedy sketches. "Calm down, just calm down! Calm down, just calm down!" (to rhythmic beat, with hat move). Hilarious!

[@emsgavloco2355]

rest in peace trevor moore can’t tell you how many times ive died laughing at this since i first saw it with my friends at the age of 12

[@sensudubs4421]

Rest in Peace Trevor. This sketch was always one of my favorites.

[@ereynoldful3974]

Came here to give my respects with the rest... Thanks for the laughs Trevor. To this day i still watch the random skit when I'm feeling down.

[@Darkness3827]

"That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago" I guess he wasn't very fond of the Union then...

[@ShadowBoltTF2]

That moment you realize you fucked up...

[@CassinaGames]

My husband and I first saw this back when we were in high school, and we quickly became big fans of WKUK (and ofc showed our friends). We still quote their older skits to this day, especially this one. We even recently showed it to my younger (teenaged) siblings and they loved it. RIP Trevor. Thanks for all the laughs over the years.

[@americaninfidel0119]

I grew up watching you on KZbin bro. When I first saw of your passing I thought it was a skit of yours. Thanks for the laughs man. Rest In Peace.

[@trentconde]

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST LINE EVER!!

[@mmr0221]

RIP TREV

[@whwnsgk]

"what??" *_"WHAT"_*

[@RoxyandPetey]

What

[@alabama100]

I thought I had written this comment for second

[@whwnsgk]

@@alabama100 looool what up twin

[@MrTacosaladman]

Been watching this for years… 2021 is here and it’s still comedy gold.

[@danielpemberton3348]

RIP to a legend. Will always remember this sketch.

[@katieee3667]

RIP Trevor 😢 thank you for making my teen years full of laughter!

[@RCastellanos]

RIP Trevor, thanks for all the laughs and happiness 🙏❤

[@AllegedAllergen]

This is my all time favorite sketch, but I really think this one is funnier censored for some reason. The beep at the end of the long SHIIIIII- is the most ineffective and hilarious censor ever

[@sofiafinley6605]

“Listen to the woman John”😂 “ do t break my butt” 🤣🤣🤣 My friend show me this video years ago and it is still funny

[@Michael_______]

I can't like your comment because the likes are at 69

[@FishininFunkyTown]

Rip Trevor. 😢

[@annthompson9931]

3:10 John Wilkes Booth = Theresa Greenfield Abraham Lincoln = Grammarly

[@JuicyLobes]

I forgot about this video😂 old, but gold 😂😂😂

[@greg_ohhh3338]

I’m now about to be 30 and I will never get tired of this video. RIP Trevor Moore

[@RampagingDRAG0N]

RIP Trevor Moore, huge part of my childhood

[@elliannaserrano2198]

damn that’s tough for lincoln.

[@imaverage745]

I can't believe this video only has 140 thousand views. This sketch should literally be the benchmark for every comedy style play lmao

[@VieraXXII]

My very 1st WKUK skit from over 10 years ago. I laughed so hard I cried. RIP Trevor 😔❤️

[@ariebough3887]

i love how wkuk always makes me question what i know..

[@BigBadDevilDaddy666]

Rip. Legendary comedian. Much love.

[@Stratovarius0000]

Rest In Peace Trevor Moore 😢 Going on a WKUK binge all day today in your honor. You will be so missed!

[@JT-oi7rp]

Who’s back in 21 an this still a gem🤣🤣🤣

[@Sheastar00]

Rest In Peace Trevor ❤️ this video is what got me to start following your comedy

[@seabass9043]

I still laugh about this joke to this day and will work "He's hammering my butt" into any conversation I can

[@chrispenny1140]

RIP Trevor, this was the first skit that introduced me to twkuk. Thanks Time Warner On Demand

[@BilltheFifth]

I love how Abe is straight outta Compton.