OFFLINETV GUESS THE ASIAN PERSON

[@OfflineTV]

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[@Mortal_Remi]

It isn't secret if you reveal it in a pinned comment xD

[@azlanhassan4338]

Guys it's been a while and you still haven't corrected the title of the video 😅

[@spicychess]

Jewish kids dont receive 8 gifts in hanuka we get a little bit of money in the end of holiday but who said we get 8?!

[@rkochamp6083]

Please do the non black next featuring rae and Sydney i will participate

[@yorshabelmont]

Ima say it - i knew from the start it was the guy (no spoiler) that it was at the end. I fuckign knew it, my second guess was revealed first but it was damn close.

[@gryph0n55]

I love that the Asian guy giving the literal perfect white answers was standing right next to the white guy giving the literal perfect Asian answers

[@kangsoju6552]

both are hilarious but esp the first guy

[@JessieTrinket]

No doubt. Those are some switched a birth level answers.

[@benkai9921]

I felt the white guy gave the perfect surface level white guy with an "asian fetish" kind of answers

[@jedaifinn]

Love their Duo since Kitchen episode

[@Morgana191]

I like to imagine they played a Kahoot before this

[@giuseppenst]

"You're not proud to be Filipino?" "Wait no, that's a classic Filipino trait" As a Filipino, I can 100% say that this is a fact.

[@fm.burbank8461]

facts we hate to be here

[@malupitphantom8001]

This has me laughing so hard

[@hayond656]

Opposite of the "Filipino pride" people I keep seeing in some videos lol

[@lionelmarcussolaris2858]

Filipino Pride is stereotypically true but in all honesty most of us hate it. 😂

[@KuyaAidan]

absolutely

[@keibutindenial]

lily forgetting that people can lie is actually hilarious

[@Diraije]

Yes

[@a1phakosmic293]

yes

[@loveuns]

I think she forgets most of the time unless she's the one lying 💀

[@a.ma-si]

why would anyone lie about being asian?

[@gunawanputera6443]

​@@a.ma-sithat the point of the game

[@RenderXXIV]

"How big are we talking?" -Yvonne 2023 "Were gonna need a fact check" -Tenzin 2023

[@MakiseRumi]

The crew repeatedly asking Number One expecting to catch him out and get some conformation that he's Asian but Number One just consistently giving the whitest answers possible with no hesitation. As an Asian myself, this killed me

[@btchpls6363]

Same ahhahaha and also the OTV reactions whenever No. 1 answers is so funny xD like " This Mf-er!" such troll genius though

[@Flamefarmer]

Like they said, his answers were literally the perfect wrong answers. Where I knew he was lying was when he said his Italian American parents didn’t beat him, I know several Italian Americans and the amount of spoons broken over heads is unreal.

[@Wessohot]

@@Flamefarmerthats how i knew he was lying when he said he didn’t get beaten as a kid.

[@dylanpayne3087]

I pissed myself at Wonderwall 😂

[@danluke]

I didn't feel like my answers were white at all...

[@traceevans827]

You can tell immediately how excited Toast is to do this shoot.

[@traceevans827]

also banger of a video

[@msblackrose999]

Hahaha too funny

[@drpygmr2416]

"Something racist I'm in" - Toast on a daily basis with Michael

[@GoodVibesnShitBud]

Toast tryna get cancelled fr lol

[@muhammaddaniel4059]

Is TOAST really Malaysian?

[@dylanwarner7009]

As a white guy from a rural area, number 1’s answers were ridiculously good, I was still in shock he wasn’t some Italian dude

[@AleksandarBell]

I knew he wasn’t because he was almost laughing at every answer he gave and a he would answer with his full chest if he was white. Plus I’m from Indiana and know many white people from Chicago and…they’re way more abrasive.

[@AleksandarBell]

Because all of the white people I know don’t understand why what they like is boring, I say this as a white person

[@EmTParry]

See I was thinking he was answering TOO white lmao, like they said he knew all the "right" answers lmao

[@sur2823]

as soon as he said wonderwall that was it, no one ACTUALLY likes wonderwall that much

[@nullx2368]

the way he delivered the lines were also perfect, very funny dude I hope to see him in other videos

[@captinchillin]

The way Michael just absolutely hated every answer number 1 gave fucking killed meeee

[@johngrimm2074]

The fact that Toast and Michael are so fucking analytical in this compared to other OTV videos, is so funny.

[@Dustwj842]

They were doing competitive racism in this one

[@Case2_0]

@@Dustwj842but that’s cultural appropriation from white people.

[@EonofAeon]

This probably shows how sporadic my knowledge is but I genuinely did not know (or I forgot/didnt remember) that Michael was Filipino...

[@EggplantHarmesan]

You're talking about the guy who built a race detecting elmo

[@jonathan0225]

​@@EggplantHarmesan ..and the brains to guess that asian 😂

[@wolfywox]

Number 1 almost had me in tears. The way he just leaned forward a bit when they requested everyone do the Asian squat 😂

[@TheLawlessRogue]

Number 1 carried the presentation, I don't care. He was ON TOP of his answers, absolutely no hesitation. I slowed down the video (because I thought half an hour was too long) and by the end found myself upset that it was so short.

[@strykerfielding3430]

Once he said one of his favorite songs was Wonderwall though he was clearly faking. No white person who only plays cod will admit that out loud XD

[@VelvetKate]

​@@strykerfielding3430 coming from the UK, you'd be surprised :D

[@Njx063]

@@TheLawlessRogueliterally me

[@Chinyccd]

Yeah and we answered Chipotle to what cuisines do you like? 😂

[@kunooichi]

Tenzin: you're not proud to be Filipino? Michael: yeah, that's a classic Filipino trait. As a Filipino, I can confirm

[@FilipinoLeaks]

Who isnt proud to be a Filipino in the US?

[@ralphjohnticsay8771]

too many

[@caixiuying8901]

It's either or Either you're a Filipino that desperately wants to be East Asian or White or your PROUD AF Filipino, there's no in-between I'm unapologetically Filipino/Chinese and have a giant fork and spoon in my house

[@sapphicsx]

Proud of Filo talent but not PH government

[@FilipinoLeaks]

@@sapphicsx we need to stop generalizing. Pinoy refers to the people and its culture. Cant hate Pinoys for its government.

[@JuliaPadro]

People doubting the adopted girl with a Jewish mother is so funny to me as someone from the East Coast who knows 3 different adopted Asian people (2 who are Chinese) who were born in Asian and adopted by Jewish-Americans.

[@aro1287]

Me also being someone born in China and then being adopted by a single mother into a Jewish-American family 💀💀💀💀

[@1utube01]

I wonder if there is a common connection. On a superficial level, Jewish families often love Asian/Chinese restaurants because they are open when other restaurants are closed, like Christmas. On a deeper level, Buddhists and Reform Jews have bonded over similar philosophies and tolerances. And the immigrant experience and priorities are similar (but not exclusive to them -- most other immigrants share those priorities).

[@felix_a_fiend]

Isn’t it a thing that ethnic Jewish ppl adopt often because of a genetic disease their child could get?

[@MrSadistic44]

As a cambodian who was adopted by a white family , i lost it when toast said "white people love adopting asian kids"😂😂😂

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law" ~ Immanuel Kant

[@tinalyzhen]

omgg fellow cambodian

[@JDragonblade1103]

as a vietnamese who was adopted by white people…. yes. also almost all of the asian people i know are adopted by white people

[@Phin_Again]

As a Filipino American who’s cousins are Chinese and were adopted by white parents (from my grandpas first marriage), can confirm

[@sirusstopp]

yooo fellow cambodian

[@rosemylife3378]

it's been a wild ride watching toast go from awkward and quiet in front of a camera to absolutely unhinged

[@v0r4kh]

he went from uncomfortable to too comfortable

[@luctan881]

ok

[@skydivenext]

I'm just sensing he gonna turn gay soon too ngl, he just doesn't want to accept it lol

[@declaracionespolemicas]

​@@skydivenext what a weird thing to say 🤔

[@rockbark2137]

​@@declaracionespolemicasit's not that weird. Gaydar is a pretty common phenomenon amongst millennials

[@alli1222]

Number 1 is a menace to society and I’m living for it

[@strepie93]

I want number 1 as a friend

[@Avalanchanime]

We need him to be a guest in a podcast or to be recurring member in videos somehow.

[@nool607]

@@strepie93 rs

[@xdarin_]

"Oh. Chipotle." Number One said with an incredibly powerful stance without missing a damn beat.

[@sienxwei]

The game is ridiculously difficult, when there's a non-Asian pretending to be Asian working together with an Asian pretending to be non-Asian to fool a group of people As opposed to Jubilee's format of sussing out the impostor among themselves

[@anubis7457]

I mean plenty of nerdy white guys who are very similar to the stereotypical nerdy asian guys lol

[@stt.9433]

@@WealthyandNerdy I mean black culture is a lot less accessible than asian culture, it's not something you can get through the internet.

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

Fr

[@madhatten00]

They should make it a rule where the majority cannot lie and only the person they're trying to find out can lie. It makes a very difficult if everyone is lying.

[@urmotherfatherbrothersister]

nah this the beta squad way, games the game lads

[@shisou_]

I never thought I'd see the day where Toast will display this much geniune enthusiasm in a video

[@pranamahardika300]

toast always appear half dead in otv video, not this one tho.

[@dantran2588]

It’s cus he’s off weed

[@bbbiiirrrbbb]

pretty sure he suggested this video idea based on past "guess the asian" clips

[@Goatastic_GM]

OH I thought that was cause this was like Video Idea.

[@Avalanchanime]

​@@bbbiiirrrbbbI am pretty sure that's why he is so happy, he is like a child who convinced his parents to do what he wants xd

[@BMXLore]

Huge props to whoever was in charge of finding these people, really good guessed cast.

[@strings3065]

I know both Michael and Lily are pretty famous dunno about the others tho

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@garette8672]

@@strings3065i think they meant the asian people

[@insert_smiley]

@@strings3065 lmaoo

[@insert_smiley]

@@strings3065 also, everyone know toast 😅

[@Iploac]

Who says piccolo isn't popular dude, bro's literally Gohan's guardian and has protected him at many occasions. He has his own following.

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

Exactly, he has his own following _in_ the community. Anyone outside would say Goku or Vegeta.

[@RedTheWeeb]

For real especially when it comes to black dbz fans because a lot of people view piccolo as he has black energy

[@stalematesibling]

Okay, asian.....

[@brunaldo5522]

Piccolo is literally peak dbz design

[@joeturner8184]

Piccolo was best dad until Vegeta settled down.

[@Gilanas]

He did it. Toast actually did it

[@Jervenshmine]

Guess that Asian has finally made an appearance on the official OfflineTV channel. This is amazing.

[@tristanpieman9907]

I always new they would come around

[@Kwiyo]

so proud of toast

[@Anna-hp4zq]

YES HIS IDEA W SYDEON CAME OUT AND SHE AINT HERE loll

[@hoodootheclown929]

​@@tristanpieman9907 k (I hope someone understands the joke I'm making. Just read the comment I'm responding to and ask yourself: is the letter k relevant)

[@GrandmaPanda]

I learned more about the fallacy of stereotypes more in this video than any educational program ive ever seen.

[@francescamalek4516]

I’m voting for this to be the new video they show in schools of how not to be racist😂😂😂😂

[@Lucidbkeo]

the camping -> acoustic guitar -> wonderwall part got me LOL

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

​​​yup, they were just *AMERICAN* , like asian *AMERICAN* , italian *AMERICAN* everyone's that asian like half of the world is already asian.

[@bobzilla-1]

@@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda Way over half if you go back far enough.

[@ezoni8438]

@@bobzilla-1100% of people are kenyan if you go back far enough

[@itzwatanabe]

i’ve never seen toast so excited before😂

[@l.o.gfauzan1877]

His dream comes true, of course he's excited😂

[@chrishoffman4635]

I dunno, I saw him ask about who faked dragon.

[@fishyboi7049]

@@chrishoffman4635 DRAGON DEEZ NU-

[@mango-float]

Irl amogus

[@electricwassabi]

His enthusiasm from the early days of among us showed in this video 😂

[@chrissolace]

32:13 I’m stunned the person with the best squat was the non-Asian

[@gregsmw]

honestly, the squat he did i would call a "slav squat" and is a really common stance in eastern europe id never heard of an "asian squat" before this video

[@jasonsan6708]

@@gregsmwI’m Filipino and I always knew it as the Slav squat until college that’s when I heard about the Asian squat lol

[@myyou7335]

He has asian relatives. he's practically asian.

[@yx1n.yokkai]

I'm eastern asian and i haven't heard of an asian squat before.

[@baradureye2170]

Lines that killed me this episode😂 Toast: How dare you impersonate a Jewish person, after all they’ve been through?? Contestant 1: Cornflower blue

[@Dr.Bo4uN]

what's wrong with "cornflower blue"? I googled it is just a color. just curious

[@gabijapaulauskaite1132]

​@@Dr.Bo4uNit was considered a nazi symbol in some countries

[@firestrike5478]

@@Dr.Bo4uN It's also supposed to be a stereotypically white thing apparently.

[@EmTParry]

​@@gabijapaulauskaite1132that's not AT ALL what he was going for omg, it's a very stereotypical white answer to know the exact name of your favorite color--

[@arjunbaweja7755]

@@EmTParry yes

[@Lady_Leia]

I love Toast being super analytical but then cracking up every time Tenzin went unhinged mode lmaoooooo

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes" ~ Oscar Wilde

[@cardinalityy]

Tenzin had so many amazing one-liners in this video. I was dying at "You like dog meat?"

[@thedemon6389]

Lol

[@TheHarlequin2]

lmao the fact checking line tenzin 💀

[@spiritedsprout6387]

so happy to see her in an otv vid!

[@ShareNoMimosa]

i was DYINGGGGG

[@badtoothbeetroot]

Yep, great comedic timing, and especially when she just outright asks about dick size 🤣🤣🤣

[@scifiwasabii]

“he’s too sturdy to be half” 😭😭😭that shit had me DEADDD

[@ratboygirl]

“white people love adopting asian babies” had me dying 😭

[@AleksandarBell]

As someone from rural Indiana: trueeeeee bro like any Asian person here is adopted by white people

[@Siberius-]

They cute, c'mon. Polynesian small humans are cute! Not that Polynesia isn't a massive area with endless ethnicities within it, but generally speaking!

[@flamo2666]

@@Siberius-alien generated comment

[@ratboygirl]

@@Siberius- i’m so confused on what ur comment is trying to say LMAO

[@xongaming4456]

@@Siberius- cute you said lmao It sounded like we are pets 🤣

[@Navitus]

Ok we're gonna need another one of these. This was way too entertaining.

[@bryanixtabalan9047]

Agree

[@DurzaOnYT]

I second this motion 🤙

[@electricwassabi]

Agree

[@emmily6110]

Can't believe toast got them to do this officially 😂😂😂😂 GTA EP 3 WOOOO!!!

[@lukask2597]

Fr I’m craving more now, I think I like this format more than jubilee styles. Feels more natural and funny than hectic and social power based.

[@Brittjmason]

As an Italian when the first guy said he was Italian but didn’t get beat…I knew immediately he was lying 😂 ain’t no way

[@amemocci3580]

is it common for italian-americans?? because in Italy from what I've seen it isnt that common, maybe getting a slap or two...

[@izal4625]

I have A LOT of italian friends (I grew up with them, playing with them daily, being at their place, lots of birthdays with casual 100people, I tutored a few and was looked after when my grandma got ill and couldn't look after me, that's also how I lpartly learned italian) - only 3? or 4? got hit sometimes and even then mostly just a small slap I wouldn't really call getting beaten. It isn't that common as far as I know (but I guess their grandparents would be more prone to it as far as I got to know them). They are full italian, their parents came from Italy with mostly their whole family still there and where partly even born in Italy themselves (and you can guess it: a lot of pasta making in cute little old kitchens with their grandmas when they visit lol). They can get pretty heated pretty fast tho. They nearly all have loud voices that will get even louder and especially when mad they will talk a lot with their hands. And children show a lot of respect to their elders. Their loud voices probably get the job done. On the other side, they are VERY open and loving and you won't be hungry. 😆

[@_Kirsche]

@@izal4625 they got hit lol just after you left

[@cheoa1473]

ok

[@JavedHussain-fq2ce]

Hello

[@somepepperonyoutube8374]

#1 was so good, ive never seen so many amazing answers in such a short time frame

[@rhombi2002]

I have sympathy for Lily. Making your children choose what you gonna beat them with is the most trauma shit you can cause to your children

[@mllwcrmpmpkn]

Literally her bringing that up brought some memories I didn't wanna think about lmao

[@JoshuaGraves113]

Made me remember shit I didn't want to, lol.

[@mekko902]

Yeah, that was not a funny intercut. I just left feeling really bad for her going through that.

[@noyou9379]

shit that was mine and my brother's childhood and I am far better off than I would have been otherwise. I was a little hellion growing up. Cussed out my grandparents got beat or soap in the mouth, got caught stealing got beat, bully others got beat, didn't do my homework got beat. My mom tried to do timeouts as the nice punishments and they learned real quick that those did nothing. The only thing I really had growing up with a NES but I loved being outside so not like grounding me from that was going to work. All the electronics that kids have nowadays didn't exist back then unless your family was super rich. My grandma had a board with my initials on one side and my brother's on the other side. We didn't even try to mess with that thing cause if anything happened to it we went back to having to go get a switch from the bushes in the front yard and I would rather take a board over that.

[@kingchey772]

@@noyou9379 bro I don't think that made you better that you would have been. It didn't make you behave, it just sounds like it made you scared. Hope you realize your trauma and heal from it.

[@jaynguyen1573]

This was actually a really good format. Much funnier than when it's the contestants trying to guess

[@vailingbow1068]

Honestly think this is a parody of those Jubilee videos. And it is better because it doesn't give contestants an opportunity to fuck over the others.

[@numai8722]

its taken from beta squad breh

[@oftheHowl]

​@@vailingbow1068Beta squad have been doing this for a long time

[@JeffBezosOfficial]

beta squad did it first 🗣️

[@vailingbow1068]

@@oftheHowl Who?

[@madison3378]

“i think he’s asian bc he has shoes that toast wears” LILY IS SO FUNNY PLS

[@ImSilentChild]

Saying piccolo isn’t popular is wild considering he is the best father in the entirety of dragon ball lmao

[@jimmby12jommoz19]

I wonder how Toast convinced everyone to make this OTV video

[@MrBnnashton]

He’s been saying he wants to do it for a million years 🤣🤣

[@GamerBoy-hi9js]

Imma just imagine he told em to show up with no background info and just paid them to stay

[@DJ-up6ft]

Might have showed them the views from these videos that Beta Squad gets, same exact principle so it should translate over a bit although with lower views probably for OTV.

[@pinkblueberryyy]

@@DJ-up6ftbeta squad is hella funny i look forward to how this video does now that it’s the same concept with different audience

[@deon3909]

​@@MrBnnashton😊

[@mirandachen8189]

i wonder what it took for toast to convince offlinetv to fund this video LMAOOO

[@thedemon6389]

Lol

[@msblackrose999]

hehhehehe truuu

[@gaugea]

lolol

[@Worgenwarlord]

9:12 Lily not realising that the skinniest stick is the most painful is hilarious

[@lightawake]

Her mother sounds sadistic for making her choose what she would beat her up with...if she did that in my country she would be jailed for child abuse.

[@anxiouspotato]

@@lightawakeYou would not believe how common it is in Asian households. My mother did the same thing until I was older.

[@lightawake]

@@anxiouspotato i can believe that. My parents, being japanese, were strict in other ways. But I had friends from south east asia, who, when we were 11 or so, were comparing stories about whether the coat hanger, iron or vacuum cleaner tube hurt to be hit by more... I think that kind of thing is beyond discipline. Kids deserve to grow up without violence, and without being abused in any way in their own homes.

[@anxiouspotato]

​@@lightawakeYeah, kids shouldn't be taught that way. It's harmful to their long term well-being. However, I still love my parents after everything they did. I just wished they would see how harmful their ways of discipline was to me and my siblings. I'm just glad that I'm in the states now, being in China was so much worse.

[@lightawake]

@@anxiouspotato absolutely. My sympathies x

[@xisnothappy]

I’m just now realizing the similarities between Asian guy voice and white mild gay voice

[@miguelarriola9094]

11:00 Toast "Asian people don't wear hats.". 2 seats away Lily wearing a hat. lmao 💀💀

[@LillyRose.creates]

6:30 “your mom’s white? Can you elaborate?” “I’m adopted” *sounds of defeat*

[@an_xon]

After that when michael was asking her a question and she went "huhhh???" I was like "shes definitely asian 😩

[@Kahoobb]

Why is Michael reeves on this when he's white

[@skrsojmpz1503]

@@Kahoobb???

[@sommeone]

​@@Kahoobb Because he's not. He's Filipino (he's literally from the Philippines)

[@tengun]

My deaf ears heard "I'm a doctor" :))

[@crimsonscarlett9904]

“I did my job, I got the filipino out of here” That’s great

[@ezoni8438]

the US circa 1900 :

[@jewels3846]

One of the few times YT shorts actually convinced me to click on a full video. I saw a few clips and got to the point that I needed to see the rest and know the outcome 😂 Also thank you for not audibly asking people to watch the full length in the shorts. That usually annoys me and makes my demand avoidance make me not want to do the thing. But the quality content? That was convincing enough

[@shoca3427]

SAME! That's how I got here

[@AmandaTroutman]

Same

[@drewww.o]

As an asian, I believed number 2 is 100% asian just because of the squat 😭

[@varcna]

Slavs have almost the same squat.

[@zackwyvern2582]

The squat is not hard to do because of race. The reason why the squat tends to be easier is because a considerable number of Asians are more fit/lean or have a smaller frame and so are more flexible. (Specifically, ankle flexibility and leg/hip strength.)

[@GraniteGolem]

@@zackwyvern2582 brother what are you waffling about

[@sola_a]

​@@GraniteGolemthey have a point

[@something_els3]

@@AkatsukiSasuke923Interesting. I’m half Filipino and half Mexican but I can do it despite being rather skinny.

[@allstarwoo4]

Toast nailed the SoCal americanized Asian. He basically described my entire family. And we even joke we’re terrible Asians for not doing the a lot of stereo typical things.

[@madhatten00]

Also filipino american that doesn't play much video games is very realistic. A lot of adult filipino guys just kind of drink, play sports and maybe karaoke.

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@djmastakilla3948]

Being Mexican/Filipino.... loved this episode.. white dude got the pass 😂

[@something_els3]

Oh my god, another one! I’m also a half Mexican and half Filipino, never seen another one of these mixes.

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone is doing good. Sending support and hearts! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe

[@edsonasael8293]

So... Spanish??

[@axelramirez7337]

I’m Mexican and my gf is Vietnamese. Good to see I can workout lol

[@djmastakilla3948]

@@edsonasael8293 lol

[@objectiveice573]

" we were raised not to cause problems" that hits too close to home

[@hima478]

Toast was on-point when he said you can only say the wrong answers if you know the exact right ones. "Whats your fav DBZ character" "Piccolo"

[@_ion04]

The dude definitely knew what he was doing with his answers but I guess toast doesn't know DBZ or something because I feel like everybody loves or at least likes Piccolo

[@hima478]

@@_ion04 sure sure but i just don't think he's anybody's #1 character in dbz yknow.

[@DenkiRay]

@@hima478 So that's funny because Akira Toriyama himself has said Piccolo is his favorite character (followed by Goku and Satan).

[@hima478]

@@DenkiRay yoo really??? Thas crazy

[@dokuujin1851]

@@hima478 yeah that's probably why Piccolo Orange is just RANDOMLY stronger than MUI Goku was after the tournament of power... And Piccolo Orange was BEFORE the tournament of power, he just... never revealed it till after that, I guess? I swear the time line of that movie makes no sense rofl.

[@halflucan]

I would have loved to see the conversation of Toast convincing everyone this was a good idea

[@Tennosoul]

He was doing this on stream with lily but had to brain storm how to realize this… I think Brodin took this job

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

I love when they talk about number 4 being passive as an Asian characteristic and lily mentions him holding his hands clasped together and Number 4 instantly releases his grasp and says 'I can let go if you want', talk about an Uno reverse card 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

FTR, Ive only got that far, so Im genuinely not sure who the person is. My guess, number 5.

[@circuitry400]

Nah, that just confirmed it for me! Doesn’t want to cause problems, so automatically obeyed.

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

@@circuitry400 fair comment, can't argue with that. Us Brits are the same most the time, anything for an easy life 🤷🤣

[@catinabox3048]

As a Chinese, I'm laughing so hard at the passivity comment. Yes, we're taught to be tolerant in general and to not make a fuss about minor things, and within friends and family, you ARE expected to to tolerant, to not care about division of labor, to not care about insensitive remarks, etc. But Chinese people will not take BS if you're not family or a trusted friend. Chinese parents will confront anyone who treats their kid unfairly or hurts their kid's future. Many will confront and yell at people who get in their way. They will bargain at a market stall like it's nobody's business. Like, once when I was stuck on a plane in China for HOURS after landing at a different airport than scheduled, I texted my family and the first thing my cousin tells me was to get out of people's way, that he wouldn't be surprised if the angry old ladies were to create a riot and try to pry open the plane door.

[@schishne7546]

number 1and 2 are my favorite throughout all of this, the trolling was too good

[@LogiqueGaming]

I want to clarify the rules for anyone that might see this as it was extremely poorly explained in the video: OTV's objective: They want to vote out all the asians and be left with the non-asian as the last person. The 5 Asians objective: They are trying to appear non-asian so they stay in the game as long as possible and be the last person standing. The non-asian's objective: They are trying to be as asian as possible and be voted out so they don't want to be the last person standing.

[@alexspam7367]

thank you you are the goat I was confused asf.

[@satchiko9884]

Thank u i was so dang confused lmao

[@carmenlin1198]

thank you i thought there was 1 asian and they were trying to eliminate all the non asians lol. Thought they were all telling the truth apart from the non-asian who is trying to seem Asian lmao

[@rorolvs]

thank u lmao

[@prod.byzano]

thank you frr

[@dorogundam]

Man, lily's mom was savage taking her to the store, and letting her pick what item to buy and be beat by. 😂😂😂

[@Siberius-]

That is a classic abusive parenting method, but I've never heard of the self-selecting done at a retail store with coat hangers...

[@christianwong9491]

My mom did the same thing to me, then after 1 week I secretly took the rod (my mom spank me with a leather rod), I threw it out into a dumpster so she would not know.

[@Oreo-ob3qi]

My father made me pick a rock, latun americans are not far off

[@charlieextra9406]

My mom had me pick one of her belts when I got in trouble (bear in mind women have lots of belts with different designs to choose from). 😑🤭

[@apollo236]

my mother and family talk about how their parents would make them pick their favorite branch off a tree

[@KerMaWaffLe]

The entire time, I was frustrated with 1 because he was perfectly executing the strategy. I couldn’t tell if he was an Asian pretending to be a basic white person, or a basic white person pretending to be an Asian pretending to be white

[@shayd5204]

it was like the RDJception thing. a white guy playing a white guy acting as a black guy. but this was an asian guy playing an italian guy playing a basic white guy XD

[@NorwayVFX]

Michael, Toast AND Tenzin in a video about judging people on their race?! Doesn't get much better than that. I'm amazed this video actually came to life, Toast's idea seemed so far fetched back then.

[@Metalhead_i..i]

OTV should hire number 1 and 4. They have great charisma. Specially number 1. Funny as hell. They would be great edition to the team.

[@elliesart_]

Agreed! They're also actors/comedians

[@silentbovo1]

addition* and I agree

[@ArashiKageTaro]

And number 5

[@vilxxblack2472]

I mean thats assuming that wanna work for OTV

[@aceman9030]

and should remove the fat panelist

[@hyperion8309]

The sushi was the only off thing the white person said that was off, but all other things were well-played. It was well-played he tried portraying half-Chinese when he had an s/o that was Chinese. I think the squat really put him out of the radar because he did it so fast and extremely masterful. I thought this was gonna be a disaster but that was really funny lol

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

I mean the Asian in Asian squat isn't about ability. It's not a squat that only Asians can do or that all Asians can do. My entire family is Japanese but only half of us can do the squat lol

[@akbillers5686]

Sushi is my favorite food but I'm not Asian so I guess that doesn't really mean much. I am Alaskan Native and my friends call me a snow Asian though xD

[@user-rr8ri3ri2t]

@@akbillers5686sushi is my favourite food and i am asian

[@juanpaacosta8296]

For number 2, I think the squat was something that put him in my radar, everyone didnt know how to do it, and just one person was good enough to do it right, meaning he trained for it.

[@TheOneTheOnlyOne]

​@@akbillers5686snow Asian is wild

[@calicobunny]

“what’s your favorite food?” “chinese food!” SUCH A MOOD I LOVE “KNOCK OFF” FOOD OF MY FOOD

[@wilhua3083]

homemade chinese food is still chinese food...

[@calicobunny]

@@wilhua3083 she means the chinese food made by chinese immigrants with american taste in mind. you know, the kind you buy from a resturant, not the homemade chinese food without american influence

[@pheonixare803]

The Asian who has pefect white answers standing next to the white guy standing with the pefect Asian answers is just comedic at perfection

[@hyperboltk]

Toast and Scarra’s calculated analytics and Michael and Lily’s Crackhead analytics is just way too funny to me

[@capnamyris]

Michael’s vendetta against the filipino dude gets me 😂

[@garuda12341]

That's just being Filipino in general

[@chaeyoungsstrawberryfarm3327]

The white guy was the only one with an actual good asian squad💀

[@sophXkiddo]

Im glad toast was finally able to live his dream and play guess the Asian with otv

[@brysonberan2505]

the joke is that toast is Taiwanese, but China doesn't like Taiwan being mentioned for reasons

[@HolyRain89]

He is Taiwanese who grown up in Malaysia, so......

[@RiinaS-xq5xk]

haha same thing with Tenzin but she didn’t care

[@RealElequist]

@@RiinaS-xq5xk She said Tibetan

[@msblackrose999]

​@@RiinaS-xq5xk Tenzin is from Tibet.

[@ShinigamiZR]

@@RealElequist Tibet is a no-go for China as well

[@Varler_]

Man, #1 was good! He was so fast on his feet and had the confidence to go along with it!

[@lgmike007]

He is him😶

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

Fr

[@Chocibunny]

No.1 was the highlights of this video, pure comedy with him

[@someonesomewhere8355]

toast was acting nervous but you could feel the excitement radiating off of him

[@namseong]

Hearing OTV's Asians and Tenzin asking all the right questions from racial stereotypes to childhood trauma is absolutely hilarious *_but it hits a little too close to home at the end..._* 🤣

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope you are doing good. Sending support and hearts! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe

[@danha3107]

17:16 "fuck she's wrong but that's valid" LMAOOOO I get it yeah

[@gay8836]

The way paddington bear two as number one’s favorite movie made me die laughing

[@mcsoosh1822]

Toast has done it, the ultimate video of the century.

[@ThiVasss]

Somehow I nailed it! This was fun. The question about being a victim of racism was asked too freaking late, that was a golden question, serious, unformortable and hard to fake.

[@Gaspar314]

Won’t work though if the non-Asian is also a minority

[@houseking9211]

except for the fact that the other guy they thought could be the sussy imposter would've probably been just black

[@Wysperr]

Tbf, that also comes down to experience lol. Anyone can experience racism or might not. Depends on your environment. I'm black/hispanic, but I've never dealt with it myself.

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending ❤❤support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@basilplantguy]

depends xD. being mixed asian-american i tend to get more backlash for being white and american than i do for being asian

[@gerard7835]

He has gone out of control, and we are here for it.

[@way9883]

27:54 "i did my job, i got the Filipino out of there" 😂

[@batcat4136]

Honestly, the Number 1 Wild Card was my absolute favourite the whole video. Man's hilarious

[@thefinalfrontear]

the fact that he’s a VEGETARIAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR and they didn’t believe he didn’t play video games or watch anime… he clearly has better shit to be doing 😂😂😂

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Give this guy an Indian passport

[@user-ug7xo1by2y]

19:55 the way he said "Piccolo" had me screaming laughing

[@Luna-1342]

15:18 one and six look like video game characters waiting in a lobby or loading screen before the game starts

[@CocaPuppy11]

Tenzin made me laugh an insane amount holy shit, she just has the timing down right to the second and knows when to say some ridiculous shit LMAO

[@TimeBucks]

This was way too entertaining.

[@nhrabby7214]

Thumbs up

[@TheRealNightMode]

Hello checkmark

[@shanrafique9031]

Good

[@TuhinJessore-ck5fi]

Well

[@pujaslife3666]

Hello

[@nadeflare]

#1 had the funniest answers and then after everyone was revealed he was just zoned out and was staring intensely 😂

[@bignono2439]

Ayo wth I remember you from twitter I don't remember how much we talked tho 😭

[@possiblyerin]

Mumford & Sons is such a good band though, I felt so happy when that guy mentioned them, they are so unappreciated 😢

[@James-gd3sp]

Piccolo is great, his change from a villain to reluctant mentor of gohan to full on ally is one of my favorite parts in DB

[@BoboArcher]

Agreed, same reason why I like Vegeta

[@savaco__]

"I did my job. I got the filipino out of here"

[@beetroot4798]

Paddington 2 is a solid choice, that movie made me feel things.

[@Jimmehftw]

Love the ray con sponsorship read where toast rambles a list of things to do. Among which is go on walks. I guarantee for a brand that's so online all the time they forget that you need to go outside to walk.

[@MatTheW08848]

Toast is so happy to play this, his enthusiasm in the beginning is priceless

[@kayciarika]

I think I busted out laughing at every answer number 1 gave. This should be a series because this was entertaining af

[@PotterRT]

I love how as soon as Michael started going down hill and bringing everyone along the producer gave them a phone with questions LMAOO

[@way9883]

31:52 "yeah we could tell" 😂😂😂

[@hannahong]

9:00 IM SORRY BUT THE WAY LILY TELLS THIS STORY IS SO FUNNY

[@btchpls6363]

TRUE , Like it was just a normal day talk and then she realized later hahahah

[@lzyizyy6020]

We get a toast video and OfflineTV video all in one? This is the best day ever

[@MistahJayyyy]

I’m black and I resonate with Lily having to pick out what she was going to be beat with lol. Although we didn’t go to a store, you went out to the backyard and picked the thinnest branch off a tree you could find and hope it didn’t break in the process

[@kingchey772]

I'm sorry that happened to you, that sounds fucked up

[@vsuyao]

Same man it was terrifying

[@gametri-eq6lj]

me too but my mom made me pick a cooking utensil to hit me with

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@tortoise5083]

My dad would tell us to get “the spoon” which was a wooden cooking paddle

[@JadhavSuryaaa]

20:03 but that’s the creators fav character as well 😂. All jokes aside this video was hilarious. Especially as an Asian, number 2 was literally perfect.😊

[@JokerChany]

Man said all the right things of being a basic Asian streamer. Tft and league the squat. The toast shoes. It's like he just watched one of offline TV's streams

[@baydiac]

It's like Offline TV forgot about the slav squat. Being white isn't a guarantee you can't do the "asian squat" because if you're eastern european, you sure can!

[@Lovely_2783]

Micheals reaction to the Philippino guy saying anything to do with where he grew up was so fucking funny 😂😂😂

[@lazypc1808]

Michael knows his job. he got one guy out then did nothing else.

[@Kennyliteofficial]

Liliy: we're diverse 85% of my asian friends and family watches anime and play game