OFFLINETV DOES A LIE DETECTOR TEST

[@gameovervirus2384]

“I literally don’t give a shit about Harry Potter” -Harry Potter

[@sebjink.9037]

Now THAT'S a comment I can behind

[@seepypuppy]

XD

[@microwavedcheese]

Correction -Phillipino Harry Potter

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

@@microwavedcheese correction ~3'4 Hawaiian Filipino Harry Putangina

[@microwavedcheese]

@@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837 👌

[@ComicalCow]

"Do you find Michael attractive?" Lily: "I'm not answering this." I never noticed it until now

[@roomba.]

@Ezekiel Hinson lmao

[@gojosatoru3336]

Is michael legit 12 or this is a meme i miss

[@ComicalCow]

@@gojosatoru3336 Lol, no hes like 25 but he looks like he is 12

[@oaf6146]

@@ComicalCow isn't he like 22?

[@mimisezlol]

@@oaf6146 he's like 22

[@jackalamdari6634]

They made this random guy “John” have control of the lie detector because they know Michael was going to turn it into some sadistic torture interrogation machine

[@TWILIGHT_jkr]

Jack Alamdari no lie, going into this video I thought that’s what it was 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@ganbarebeam1728]

whenever someone lies, they get tazed

[@obsidianskin9502]

john isn't random he famous

[@joosterrr]

Johns been in the try guys and guaranteed more you tubers lie detector vids

[@yummy2taps716]

@@joosterrr David dobriks

[@RaawHax]

"Have you ever had a fantasy about Fed." Michael: "Yes" - about tazing the shit out of him lol

[@iceprism9388]

Underated

[@AmericanCaesarian]

That’s every fantasy he had (idk about the one with lily though lol)

[@chansdevon9443]

Yesssssss

[@disneydork100]

I imagine Lily’s fantasy was similarly about tazing the shit out of him.

[@JuneNafziger]

Michael was able to ace it because he kept calm, implying he already has experience with a polygraph, implying he's been arrested for crimes serious enough to be subjected to a polygraph test.

[@warcrabs]

Linus Nafziger some people are just really good at cheating in polygraph tests.

[@akroplex699]

There are these famous serial killers who have figured out the polygraph test and managed to bypass their crimes.

[@doubledare7736]

Linus Nafziger nasa worker he is

[@FrostDzNz]

Knowing him he bought a cheap one to mess around with or studied one for a robot idea a while ago

[@xnightmarezz6930]

@@akroplex699 that's nice to know I guess

[@MrVacca]

“He believes it but he’s wrong” Quote of the day

[@Zuignap]

such a good quote, I'm going around saying it to random people and they all think it's a very good quote

[@bulldust1195]

My family says they will if they get rid of a certain greedy player

[@isaiah7267]

@@bulldust1195 you have to be more specific

[@blazewalker7313]

John was straight Trolling them with some of these lol

[@scott.727]

Mr. Vacca “liberty” better

[@super_cyb0rg226]

{Dying on the inside}"He believes that, but he's wrong." John is a goddamn legend.

[@whatiwonder4299]

Fking Savage

[@maruftim]

damn roast

[@marklikesfood0938]

Time stamp?

[@howardhakim8685]

Im a cowboy fan that shit caught me off guard

[@grapejuice8072]

john legend lmao

[@mysticwolf1358]

michael could successfully lie about doing crack but couldn’t lie about his feelings for lily

[@joneg7777]

That's romantic in sociopath

[@noscw]

How do you know he lied about crack

[@rodenjaldinhartsough5739]

@@noscwthat’s what I’m saying

[@ubaft3135]

he can only raise his heart rate up at will but not down

[@lilyydotdev]

Michael is a demonstration that lie detectors can easily be bypassed

[@BoneyB0]

As hissfcdaskkkkkjah

[@TheStarsofhell27]

I for one whole heartedly thinks he smokes crack tho

[@Dryphu]

Well Acne is a sign of hard drug use so....

[@wesdy517]

@@Dryphu damn I must do a lot of drugs

[@CardSearcher911]

Not easily. I'm certain his believes that he smokes crack becuase he's used the joke so much to the point where he considers it to he true. It all depends on what you yourself believe. This is why John said that while Fed truly believes the Cowboys will make it to the Super Bowl he's wrong.

[@annika178]

"Lily do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year" Lily: "no" Michael: "im about to end her whole career"

[@CardSearcher911]

Funny enough he improved her career because he is the content in her vods and some streams.

[@CardSearcher911]

Yes, I know it was a joke.

[@annika178]

CardSearcher911 💀

[@flyte707]

that was all the information he needed 😄

[@chunkle5655]

"I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move"

[@LeonAlexGuitar]

"Do you have a crush on anyone?" Lily: "no" *LIES AND DECEIT*

[@Softbirb]

Guess Gremlins attract Gremlins

[@maxr268]

You could see Michael's face die 😂😂

[@TanKaiSiang]

"Thats the easiest money I have ever made"

[@anansiackhasone3428]

Poor Michael

[@alanyamamura]

Well maybe she wasn’t sure at this moment.

[@seensomewhere]

when Lily was asked ‘whether she would be in a relationship this year’, Poki and Michael shared a little glance at each other.......

[@marleyyes]

Woow true she so knew lmao

[@dalinaa5386]

@Faith Lovegrove did u mean liberty? If so it was lily's and her ex Albert's ship name

[@zer0g140]

Poki looked at Michael like she knew but i think Michael was just looking at scarra

[@sneakingcian7393]

I mean they got together publicly in less than a month after this video

[@wasimgamer1364]

which time?

[@MesaGaming]

"Do you think Yvonne is always mad" "Yes" Yvonne gets mad.

[@hellothere4378]

>Tsun

[@Rei_XXii]

*troglodyte screaming*

[@ragemadd6340]

she's like Nani!!!

[@radioraccon9054]

"Do you think scarra is attractive?" 9:11 Scarra looks so happy

[@ikindadrawstuff]

“Do you think you’ll be in a relationship by the end of this year?” Lily: “no” *truth* 16 days later: *starts dating Michael*

[@stanleyjiang2244]

Wait, fr?

[@Kyoushii]

@@stanleyjiang2244 Bro where have you been this hole time? They have been dating for like 2 months

[@ikindadrawstuff]

Stanley Jiang fr, my dude

[@nerdsearch4329]

I guess that was a fucking lie- Tyler the creator

[@ikindadrawstuff]

😂

[@davidalsobrooks135]

"Lily, do you think you'll be in a relationship by the end of the year" "No" whelp

[@chaelleeyang2647]

Hahahaha was gonna say the same thing

[@vermont6260]

Scarra got that easy dough

[@Corv0xe]

It's like when they asked Michael if he has a crush on anyone big lie 😂

[@im_ann_apple4435]

6:12 - 6:26 Scarra: "Do you hope Lily dies so you can get Temmie?" Michael: "Yes." John: "That's a lie" Everyone: "Aww" Lily: "That's cute." Michael: "That I hope you don't die?" Lily: "Yeah" Michael: "Alright." Fed: "Do you have a crush on anyone?" Michael: "No." John: "Big lie." Hearing the news and rewatching this now, i love every single bit of it.

[@im_ann_apple4435]

7:39 !!! - 7:47 Fed: "Do you think Lily is a good influence for you?" Michael: " No. Bad person. Bad, bad person. Bad. Nightmare. Bad person." John: "Lie."

[@joshu1918]

Despite how much I love the video Lie detectors aren’t actually capable of detecting a lie, they detect sweat, your pulse, and a few other things. I think Michael actually knew this looking at his consistent facial expressions ( he’s trying to stay perfectly still and calm ) Fun fact: a lot of criminals have actually successfully passed a lie detector test because they knew how to keep their cool.

[@meyeneetuks4680]

Right that wut i thought too. You can totally trick a lie detector

[@corb805]

Yeah but it is still difficult, especially without practice

[@roben3957]

True 👍

[@yikes6613]

Facts

[@riswald2723]

@@corb805 yeah but its easy af to trip it accidentally and give a false positive

[@nexal8109]

John: do you like to hurt and bring despair on people? Michael: *sweats aggressively*

[@borpie]

Nah Michael would proudly say "HELL YA I DO!"

[@bgttgb100]

@@borpie and it would be true

[@DrDandyyy]

Michael: yes without a doubt

[@nexal8109]

John: do you want to use temmi as a experimental pet for your next video? Michael: 0-0 “I have never thought about that!” Lie detector: lies Lily: TF u were thinking about using temmi as a experiment pet?! Michael: no Lie detector: lies

[@benr.3565]

WHY WAS THIS NOT A QUESTION?

[@snowycavern3312]

Fed to Michael:"Do you have a crush on anyone" Michael:No John:*Lie* *FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES*

[@nicorossvergara4064]

and when Michael asked Lily if she had a crush on anyone

[@thatguy4996]

and also he doesnt hope Lily dies so he could get Temmie and she said ghats cute. Also he said he had a fantasy with someone in Otv. Last thing: Lily didnt answer when asked if she thinks Michael is attractive

[@Yaboyazrael]

Thus proving he liked Lily first.

[@defiantbryant6263]

@@nicorossvergara4064 It was fed asking btw

[@Escanor-fj7dv]

Scarra: do you think Yvonne is always mad? Michael: yes *yvonne gets mad in confusion*

[@Grombo79]

It's a positive feedback loop. She gets mad because he thinks she's always mad, then realizes that getting mad only proves the point, then she's mad that she can't get mad about michael thinking she's always mad.

[@nguyenhoangminhtrung2779]

@@Grombo79 madception

[@Darius7214]

Everyone: Dying of laughter Examiner: -_-

[@mistifi9569]

4:55

[@caerulemusic]

f7

[@CallMeVidd]

“Do you think Michael’s attractive?” Lily: “I’m not answering that” “Do you have a crush on anyone” Michael: “no” *lie* Huh

[@DeadLog]

That was like the only one that was a lie for Michael right?

[@All54321]

minen creepers There were a few lies

[@willmarazita3189]

thats a lie

[@SeriFabz1323]

@@willmarazita3189 LMAO 😭

[@RaffiMiah]

You can think someone is attractive and not have a crush on them.

[@kainna1537]

“He believes that but he is wrong” this guy made my week

[@PomuLeafEveryday]

Kevin Alao John for OfflineTV lmao

[@mremerald4013]

When

[@billydakid3]

this is also the only time i saw this man change his expression in this video

[@kainna1537]

billydakid3 you can see the disappointment on his face :v

[@i_have_yd6479]

@@billydakid3 this is the first time I've seen him change his expression in any video I've seen of him. Even when he said he'd kill ned lol

[@mooncide_]

I cant believe they got the legendary John to do this lol

[@BennyBrown00]

unovatrainerwhite // who the fuck is John. That’s the most NA name I’ve literally ever heard 😂 I really do live under a rock 🥺

[@cheekbonetombstone]

@@BennyBrown00 he's done lie director tests for a ton of famous people (YT and TV)

[@aaronzhuo909]

he’s the David Dobrik dude

[@moonlightkayla4903]

RIGHT!!

[@OfflineTV]

we dont mess around

[@marilindsey865]

I love how the examiner is in EVERY single KZbinrs lie detector tests. And still manages to keep a straight face the whole time. I swear the same examiner was in all types of KZbinrs lie detector test, hes everywhere.

[@modestoctopus14]

He’s an absolute legend

[@mikayadao4163]

john has so many secrets from all the famous people lmao

[@wees1464]

i think we're all underestimating the sense of humor on the lie detector guy

[@i_barely_noah1065]

Indeed

[@user-kz6zz6xz6z]

Yeah

[@prasadsanket7]

👍 , true

[@lettuce6214]

John needs a KZbin channel

[@toast4747]

@Nondairy7 My Lost Brotha

[@Monkeyz727Awzome]

I love how when Michael lies he's just as surprised as everyone else

[@tejacube8373]

I feel like in some of his 'true' answers he actually lied but he has gotten so good at it that the detector didn't detect it.

[@patrykjanas3182]

@@tejacube8373 I mean he spent a decent amount of time on mastering lies and deception so it'd make sense

[@Outwardpd]

Lol that is because moving is an autofail for the question and they didn't seem to try and prevent it because it is just for a funny video.

[@babablap]

It's because lie detectors don't work.

[@byakurenhoujuu]

Probably because lie detectors have the accuracy of a blind shooter.

[@cktvede287]

Can we just talk about how Michael got the detector to read truth when he answered yes to doing crack

[@emnems_5982]

LIES AND DECEIT

[@heroas10]

If you believe it hard enough it becomes the truth.

[@danielyaffe8082]

Its called Movie Magic

[@MewsDabest]

He jokes about it so much that his body has no reaction to it anymore so its not going to sense a lie, lie detectors aren't 100%.

[@fhdang8978]

cktvede that’s private info the fbi will be at your door tomorrow please don’t fight them

[@Swaggingdaily]

“Do you do crack?” “Of course” “Truth” LMAO

[@ryancampbell6532]

The lie detector only detects changes in heart rate when they get asked the question so if it spikes they lied or if it stays flat he is telling truth Michael probably knew this so he tried to play the machine by staying calm

[@SeraphOC]

That right there is proof that lie detectors can be fooled if you keep your cool.

[@breawen]

@@SeraphOC so. are you saying that... Michael never really did crack... before?😳

[@SeraphOC]

@@breawen Oh, I'm not proving or disproving it, I'm just saying that because last I checked, crack is illegal

[@Contade06]

Respect to the guy that brought the lie detector, he didn’t smile once.

[@2110e-h9o]

ZoroDac 06 yes

[@randomizedcontent9461]

He’s dead inside

[@insertwittynamehere587]

“Margo Robbie wants my knobbie” - John quote

[@keiruuh]

I feel like he has a dark secret

[@pooperdooper3576]

"His name is john."

[@jssed]

Scarra's smile when Lily said he's attractive is the most wholesome thing ever.

[@jlim9411]

I really hope he finds a nice woman sometime soon. He’s such a nice guy and seeing all of his friends go in and out of relationships can’t always be an easy thing to watch. He deserves someone special.

[@blaneykennethmcroyii9850]

It's all like :D

[@Dynamikcheese]

That's the thing with Asians. Looks doesn't = attractiveness

[@papagut7296]

That’s actually adorable

[@TheBassUnleashed]

Free fed

[@smw_marytime6692]

It’s counted as a lie when your heartbeat goes up, so I think when Michael was asked if he liked them, he didn’t lie, his heartbeat just went up because Lily was talking to him

[@AG4me42]

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard

[@sunsetskye483]

In that case, it'd look like I was lying about everything lol

[@gangstapenguin7877]

This is cute but there's more than just heartbeat. For example, i know sweat levels are one of them too

[@abbasturd]

@@gangstapenguin7877 That’s really bad then, I have really sweaty hands.

[@dumacc218]

Nahhh his heart skipped a beat otherwise it would detect his increased heartbeat

[@partypoison8476]

Its so interesting to see Lily and Michael's complicated relationship here being hinted at and blossoming. I can imagine what every member was thinking whenever the convo is about the two of them

[@PosterityIslesNews]

bro who the fuck are you

[@bean3243]

Lily: "Easiest money I've ever made." Michael: Not if I can help it.

[@hellothere7389]

Lily better have paid scarra his money now

[@confidentidiot1431]

Honestly this video is so much cuter after I found out that my boi michel did the deed

[@russiank9802]

@@confidentidiot1431 he what

[@okwut6377]

@@confidentidiot1431 tell us

[@stikcynikcy6559]

RussianK he is dating lily

[@Kirbyle7]

"Do you smoke crack?" "Yes." "True." He is indeed the master of lies and deceit.

[@samuelszabo5006]

yes also are we jsut gonna let that go

[@crimson3970]

Kirby Le or maybe he just smokes crack

[@SilverTheGreatX]

Perhaps.... Or perhaps not, and we were fooled twice

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

At the beginning he was like Azula, just... lying with no remorse.

[@sigal5542]

Does he tho really? I heard some shit about him being arrested or something like that

[@AdrianoASGomes]

"Have you ever had a fantasy with anyone here?" Everyone: *NO* Michael: *Y E S* That's why I respect that guy.

[@jphininzy9058]

True

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

*_Did You Plot To Kill Anyone In Here Michael?_* *_Michael:Depends On Context_*

[@iscream9365]

but he did say he doesnt give a damn about harry potter so that hurts me a bit

[@MewsDabest]

@@iscream9365 no one should give a shit about Harry Potter the dumb bitch ruined it

[@MewsDabest]

@TehFinalBrick exactly

[@BeloJel0]

Scarra: do you think guys are more attractive with glasses? Poki: personally, yes Me looks over to Lilly and remembers that Poki had a gay fantacy about someone in the house.

[@kaziahreed4255]

That was sooo... I love this comment so much.

[@anunimus_2706]

ONFG LMAOAkj

[@biaxolotl5171]

if anyone in OT, poki is the by far the most gay and I expect her to come out as bi any day now

[@shoto42]

@@biaxolotl5171 bro fucking same, be like “WELCOME TO THE CLUB” but if she isn’t I get that it’s joke and respect that she isn’t lgbtq

[@zacyquack]

@@biaxolotl5171 assuming people’s sexualities. Kinda cringe bruv

[@macncheese137]

I think this proves that Michael had a crush on Lily first-

[@arthuredington6171]

Michael Reeves: " That's objectively not true."

[@tasie8352]

It's really cute how he loves her tho

[@kayoom9613]

@@tasie8352 In a violent side of a person, there is always a softer side.

[@kamikaze1970]

Though I’m pretty sure lily likes Michael during then because of “Do you think Michael is attractive” “I’m not answering”

[@dumacc218]

@@kamikaze1970 “do you have a crush on anyone” Lily said no and it was true-

[@skidooqt]

Michael is the only person who truthfully said that: • He has a crush on someone; • Been in a fantasy; • And did crack. The true *Lad of OTV*

[@rikamint]

Poki: I dont like Fed! I'm not even kidding! John: *appears from the shadows on stream* That's a lie.

[@Zhajn]

well to be fair, John mentioned that movement makes the machine give a lie reaction. she did move a lot With that being said, I still think she was lying

[@aloma2633]

After seeing Reckful podcast with Poki and know she reject $3 million deal you will understand "is not about the money"

[@Zhajn]

@@aloma2633 I didn't see that podcast, so she was offered a $3 million dollar deal and she rejected it? or did she say she "would" reject it? because saying it and actually doing it are very different things.

[@rojay90]

not releveant but 2000th like

[@bobariah8038]

Scarra: I DO NOT HAVE GAY FANTASIES OF YOU John: That’s a lie

[@Maggotbains]

He didn't get a girlfriend, but he did get canceled.

[@kkTeaz]

Pog

[@gliderman9302]

Poor guy died of gf starvation

[@irayena]

@@Abigart69 look it up

[@itsmrdante6274]

@@irayena what do I look up?

[@irayena]

@@itsmrdante6274 fedmyster allegations or fedmyster and pokimane/yvonne drama

[@sks220]

I loves John's 'done with their shit' expressions but also the fact that he's playing along and making jokes while holding said expression.

[@lewiserox]

"He believes that's but he's wrong" had me chuckling

[@williamcarr8234]

I can't help but feel like it's staged so everyone can ship whatever and it makes an interesting idea

[@lukeprescott5649]

I think he was the same guy that did it for the try guys

[@ZakCheshire]

@@williamcarr8234 lie detector tests actually detect stress, which usually coincides with lies but not always. Also lily made it clear that not everything in the video was true

[@Cami-wd4rw]

@@ZakCheshire yeah cause they fd up when they hit up a John which has been doing polygrapher for very long.

[@Geck0GC]

"Do you have a crush on anyone" Michael "no" "huge lie" Cute.

[@KangolHBV]

And they ask lily if she think Michael is attractive and she responded with "I'm not answering that"

[@jumpinoutthatpitItooknotrauma]

@@KangolHBV yeah cuz if she answered that the ships would come even harder when they weren’t dating so that’s why

[@jumpinoutthatpitItooknotrauma]

I forgot to add that’s what I think and what I’m guessing not a complete answer

[@tallsw7290]

the "that didn't age well" wave has been started again

[@needisnecessito8663]

Might also add YIKES as well

[@adamotog.7812]

I hate going into every. single. comment section and seeing those ;^; Like we get it! Move on!

[@needisnecessito8663]

@@adamotog.7812 like YIKES, ama right?

[@blze2314]

I am sure every one came here after what happened

[@rancidteenager4991]

RX same

[@fgialcgorge7392]

Lily saying Scarra is attractive and his face is the most wholesome thing I could imagine for any of them because I guarantee you he still remembers she said that even if she doesn't still believe it. For a guy, especially guys who don't get compliments often, you hold onto that moment forever and remember the feeling, you feed off the confidence it once gave you because it may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you or about you even if it is indirect.

[@umairrana2821]

To Michael: Do you think you’re the smartest person in offline tv? He *IS* the smartest person in offline tv

[@dazzledchapsticks]

No, He's THE smartest

[@axtra9561]

@@dazzledchapsticks thats the same fucking thing

[@zahed5556]

IQ points fosho , wisdom wise it's Scarra fosho

[@jimquim1574]

@@dazzledchapsticks because of crack

[@gamebow9630]

wasn't his old job something to do with the department of defence

[@SilverSerpentDrummer55]

When Michael says he doesn’t think he’s the smartest, he doesn’t have to think it, he knows it. The man made a friggin beer pissing robot. He’s smart as hell.

[@jholotanbest2688]

Same with Pokemain, she knows she is the best looking.

[@popgoestheweasel3974]

Exactly. They don’t THINK that they are the smartest/best looking, they KNOW they are

[@unavela]

@@jholotanbest2688 prettiest bc makeup, without they're on even ground

[@jholotanbest2688]

@@unavela Even ground with whom? Maybe if you into asian girls but if not, lilly is just a little above average. Yvonne? she is quite average looking in my opinion and also relies heavily on makeup. Plus Poki has the curves.

[@corgo7935]

@@jholotanbest2688 scarra?

[@thedogthatcandraw]

lily saying she doesn’t have a crush Micheal: critical hit

[@exginger528]

Alternatively, a really hard giveaway was when she answered yes to Scarra being attractive, but then avoided the question of Mykull being attractive. Honestly, this was a bigger hint than any polygraph test.

[@ohcool8314]

@@exginger528 oop

[@tylerphipps5295]

It not hard to fake the test they work of of heart rate so as long as you stay come and think it's true the test will say it is even if its not

[@tiosbtr]

well yea, when fed asked if she thought Michael was attractive she said she doesn’t want to answer the question.

[@enpen8743]

You writing Micheal: Critical hit

[@Μπαρμπαγιαννης-μ7ι]

The fact that John kept a straight face like a statue even tho he did some funny shit.

[@dhma2343]

A re mparmpagiannh esu kai ta english jokes sou:}

[@Kakali45]

Scarra: Do you think you're gonna be in relationship this year? Lily: No Michael: **Giorno's theme starts playing**

[@nicholastolentino5676]

I, Michael reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, had a dream, to hold lily's hand

[@ghiaccioiced]

@Nicholas Tolentino Killer Queen has already touched Lily’s hand (also Kira’s hand fetish xD)

[@nicholastolentino5676]

@@ghiaccioiced Shit STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!

[@FloatingLily]

I have found my people

[@konokadachi6493]

Ah yes.... KINGU CURIMSON

[@beansupplier1786]

Person: tries to defend self Guy: that's a lie

[@bagofmarbles4857]

“HiS NaMe Is JoHn”-LILUPICHU-SAMA

[@bingus6869]

John Grogan.

[@swiftcactus1675]

His name is John damnit!

[@jiro4485]

Lily: Do you love me? Michael:Love is a relative term

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

Realtive? O boy get the banjo!

[@novakhins]

Yan Yan

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

@@novakhins that is me!

[@lkheed]

@@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs woah

[@yrahcazix2917]

Oj

[@progunantilife4777]

"Yvonne do you love me?" "No." "True" Couldnt have aged worse lmao

[@lowselfworth]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@drakashrakenburgproduction5369]

I was like "gee I wonder why?".

[@Wolfsins]

@@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 jazz hands XD

[@Abigart69]

why what happened

[@crypticutopia7228]

@@Abigart69 Fedmyster kinda got kicked out of OfflineTV due to sexually harassing poki and Yvonne

[@July-gj1st]

Michael is probably thinking “Man, I bet this would be more fun if… oh next video idea: A lie detector that tases you!”

[@nagisadies7967]

I would like to see this.

[@madude007]

Dude....

[@marcellbalog]

That's an existing product

[@euphoria2821]

July17 tbh i thought that was it first

[@gamernoobnoob1653]

DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

[@sadcoolboykevinosth812]

Imagine this guy in an arguement with his SO and while they’re screaming at him he just stands there all calm saying ”that’s a lie”

[@eveastle516]

John has explicitly said he would kill his wife to save a boatful of babies source: try guys lie detector lol

[@Ari-rf9bu]

@@eveastle516 tbh I would do the same tho, that’s a lotta babies

[@shinakakagauki4255]

@@eveastle516 well yeah babys are the future and his wife is basically the past so that question would be basically save the future or save the past

[@Spr1ditis]

@@shinakakagauki4255 But what if one of those babies is the future Hitler?

[@beastmasterbg]

That why he is so proffessional he knows things could get ugly fast and people become insecure it could create a huge conflict

[@hiatusalways3704]

Props to the man who had to keep a stoic face as OfflineTV got exposed for having gay fantasies about each other.

[@TheNaturalnuke]

Honestly that’s a hard question because ‘having’ a fantasy is much different the exploring or ‘enjoying’ a fantasy. People like to think of possibilities even if they’ll never really think deep about it.

[@upexus2076]

@@TheNaturalnuke yes but words may not convey thoughts in the right way. Meaning cant always be described with words correctly

[@RafaelTomb]

I've had gay fantasies but I'm not gay and nor want those to realize, it's something you just think sometimes but don't mean it, almost like dreams

[@brownhound05]

John is a major fucking chad

[@agent2597]

“Yvonne do you love me?” “No” Good baseline bud, it’s ok, gotta make sure the equipment’s working

[@wolfytopia.9317]

They should do another one with brodin, toast, and sykkuno. I would love to see how embarrassed sykunno would get and how brodin would mess with them

[@UsmanKhan-xs7hz]

i would love to see that especially having sykk on it now that he’s more confident and basically a pro at among is

[@achild5864]

syk moved out sadly

[@rosevanhemmen7800]

@@achild5864 when did he move out?? i’m not good at keeping updated with these things lollll

[@jordan-tg6nx]

@@rosevanhemmen7800 a couple weeks ago. basically otv moved into a new house and since sykk never was going to join otv in the first place he moved out and is living with his parents until he figures out where he's gonna go next

[@universal_stupidity]

@Cactus there wasn't any drama or anything, they just moved house and he wasn't actually joining OTV so he moved back home

[@tooopi.7993]

Michael's next idea: A lie detector that tazes you when you lie.

[@1ndiasmusic]

That's what I was hoping for

[@claramercadal2863]

I thought this was what the video was about when I clicked xD

[@ttpteqi9912]

stolen

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

Stop feeding his fetish lmao.

[@banananatto5555]

That might actually be the greatest invention in human history where do i sign the petition

[@michaelmao6180]

I'm sure Fed hired this John guy. Everybody had a fantasy with Fed, lol.

[@Sj-bp8dx]

'A Fantasy' can be anything. It doesn't have to be sexual. It can be imagining Fed in a tutu.

[@stanislaviliev6305]

@@Sj-bp8dx that's pretty kinky in this day and age

[@Jo0chueE]

Sj 17 they clearly meant sexual fantasies...

[@DarkMoon095]

I do

[@ruiribeiro8010]

Well he also said that fed had used a dildo b4 so... XD

[@larkaltaccount2654]

Micheals test was most interesting to me because it reminds me a lot of interviews/interrogations with people deemed insane. Short blunt honest answers that dont sugar coat anything, no self preservation, just truth.

[@frozenduck23]

Because that is how you pass those tests, even if the answer is inaccurate. You can be lying your ass off but it will not show you are lying if you are confident.

[@259amvibesngl4]

Do you have a crush on anyone Lily: no Michael: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@madvlogs9792]

You just copied that from so pussy

[@lolvap1637]

@@madvlogs9792 your toxic

[@MistahDbike]

@@lolvap1637 you're*

[@lolvap1637]

@@MistahDbike thank you

[@lolvap1637]

@Ethan Nance amazing I couldn't say it better myself

[@chanceenglish7769]

"I won't be in a relationship by the end of the year" 16 DAYS LATER... need I say more

[@kaoniceli7096]

NO SIR! or MA'AM, I am not discriminative

[@phaeopng]

She also said she didn’t have a crush on Michael

[@Bbtzi]

IKR

[@MPHKK]

It didn't pan out that way

[@TheBestMOC]

Yikes

[@sbald290]

Lily: "If i don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me a 1000 dollars, it's the easiest money i've ever made" Michael: "HEELLOOOOO GUYS I DO CRACK" Lily: "Nice"

[@philippeprevost9849]

Lily:Da muscle compel me

[@wildmoose3979]

Michael: I do crack Lily: Rose's are red Slaves get whipped We are in A *RELATIONSHIP*

[@ayy-drienproductions7221]

@@wildmoose3979 Edit this to say cream please

[@Internetprolet1312]

Hey what was 15:02 all about? I haven’t been around to long so I don’t know what they mean.

[@Slobzz]

@@Internetprolet1312 otv ship (online tv ship) they are asking which one flopped the hardest

[@muffingod2136]

“Do you have a crush on anyone” Lily: no “True” Michael: 👁👄👁 💧

[@Khefingt0n]

I think this is a good example of why lie detector tests are not admissible evidence in court.

[@atomicaftershow]

Yes! Lie Detectors can easily be passed by just by staying calm throughout the whole thing. Mostly Lie Detectors are used to scare someone into confessing since the person will think that it'll work so they either get too nervous or just admit what they did.

[@tortoise5083]

yea as long as u believe the lie, it will be recorded as true

[@rorymax]

Ian Anderson it’s not a lie if you thinks it’s true lol

[@zeuxlaught2797]

@@rorymax you can fake the think and lie to yourself.

[@rorymax]

zeu xlaught just fake the brain out. pull a 360° on it. Confuse it. The lie detector can’t be accurate if you’re confused

[@novikovPrinciple]

Michael: _doesn't really believe Lily is a bad person._ Lily: _cackles like the Wicked Witch of the West_

[@nagisadies7967]

Aaaaahahahaha

[@teunrijkers1362]

Lilypichu: its the easiest money ive ever made Michael: hold my beer.

[@ohgodithurts4594]

michael: hold my hand

[@supahgal3894]

Hold my tazers

[@TheMellowNova]

@@ohgodithurts4594 brooo that was smart

[@eggward7203]

Best part was that it was a week later

[@audreywynne]

*apple juice

[@Ebby-db6cv]

Michaels smile when he said lie for the crush one🥹

[@chromatique_music]

Michael: hates Harry Potter Also Michael: looks exactly like him

[@heymemesaregreat551]

He never said he hate it, he just doesn’t care

[@MoisterChife]

Hmm You are right

[@juhairierosli9573]

I hate isekai and harem protagonist

[@beepyyy]

the man basically is harry potter but instead of magic and shit its robots

[@sleepparalysisdemon4886]

That means he hates himself.... r/im14andthisisdeep

[@ethanvue8017]

I love John dead face no emotions while everyone is laughing and going crazy and shit. Lol can john be in more videos more often haha.

[@p4u7ine]

Rawr Mew john’s gonna be the new otv member 👀

[@SkylordProductionz]

the guy already does practically everyone's polygraph tests on youtube lmao

[@mcfam8657]

I was gonna say that then he popped off on Fed and the Cowboys!!!

[@nathanielcarlyon3393]

Yea he’s on every youtube LA lie detector test. Check the vlogsquad’s

[@g-9175]

"do You think You are the smartest person in offline tv?" Scarra: "No" *Lie* Micheal: * laughs in binary code*

[@finnrafferty4380]

Benson how is this edited but u still spelt laughs like laugths?

[@fixauto5434]

@@finnrafferty4380 it's a yt comment nobody care

[@finnrafferty4380]

Fix Auto 😢

[@fixauto5434]

@Okay Tyler you need help asap

[@fixauto5434]

@Okay Tyler i deont fsxking kare

[@zora2532]

I love scarra’s happy face after being complimented 9:11

[@JecIsBec]

Can we appreciate that Michael answered "yes" to "do you do crack" and everyone was just absolutely chill with it?

[@gonfreecs1335]

Lie detector is not fool proof at all

[@ThatWildcard]

@@gonfreecs1335 if anyone can beat it its our favourite sociopath crackhead

[@jamessanjuan3964]

sorry but wat is crack

[@mitchellpierson8465]

@@jamessanjuan3964 ass crack

[@iglooking0]

This is a much better comment than mine you need more likes

[@keithlam4378]

Plot twist: Micheal actually has a crush on fed and is using lily to get to him

[@Prod.Høpe]

LIES, DECEIT, AND DECEPTION

[@virmex3481]

Spoiler alert

[@negative6057]

I SHIP IT

[@anirudhsrivathsavans1615]

Now after I've read this and pictured this in my mind, I am to leave to Nepal immediately where I will intend to live as a goat for the rest of my life.

[@keithlam4378]

@@anirudhsrivathsavans1615 lmao

[@AureliaKai]

I love how Micheal has said he smokes crack enough he has even convinced his body it's true. And how the entire team knows Lily and Micheal hangout a ton... And has apparently fantazied about fed. XD

[@trizzykollo]

what do you mean it is true

[@AureliaKai]

@@trizzykollo well, ita not actually true. But when someone tells a lie enough, their body gets used to it, and can start to believe it in a way. It may not be true. Even if it's not mentally.

[@trizzykollo]

True

[@axelolord]

@@AureliaKai There's ways to cheat on a lie detector test - for example by screwing up the baseline. Not by body being used to it. I'd say here it came up true because of how fast he went for it - he jumped on that 'yes' as fast as he could without even thinking.

[@hashbrown1325]

Have you not watched any of micheals videos? How can a person who doesnt do crack even do that

[@hopegrace1535]

Knowing what we know about Fed now, this makes me so uncomfortable and sad for them

[@imjoshhru]

I just started watching Offline TV and didn't even know about the Fed shit until today. He instantly gave me an off vibe after the first vid I saw him in Just something about him didn't feel right and after finding this all out today, I'm not entirely surprised

[@billydouglass9112]

Why what happened

[@yolomcswagmuffins6574]

​@@billydouglass9112He touched Yvonne (and I believe Lily once) inappropriately on multiple occasions when he was drunk

[@wpvideos1967]

@@yolomcswagmuffins6574 Poki as well unfortunately

[@elfiii_]

That's exactly how I felt watching this, especially with just how many questions were related to being attracted to him.

[@TestierCelery]

Me to my mom: My grades are all above an 80 John: *emerges out of the depths of hell* "That's a lie"

[@Gblinz]

John: *Floats through floor in a large T pose* T H A T S. A. L I E.

[@Borgorita]

Look you are happy with an 80 !!! 80 like no joke i cryed cuz i got a 92.32 wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thebluelightforce5939]

@@Borgorita Man you are full of yourself

[@Borgorita]

@@thebluelightforce5939 what i am sorry but i want the better of my self

[@ryun4306]

Made my day

[@FonziMGM]

The best part of the video is when John goes: *_That's a lie._*

[@MrOMGtime]

ohhh... nice to meet you there.

[@pancake1702]

Why tf are you here? XD I never imagined an otaku pianist would watch offline tv

[@arenndups5294]

Woah what a coincidence. I literally just came back from your gurenge video lmao

[@amu5823]

Fonzi?? ♡

[@beepboop7748]

Why do I see you watching so many of the same yt channels as I do??!?!?!?!

[@miguel_mar05]

Lily: “Do you do crack” Michael: “of course” John: “T R U E” Everyone else in the room: “wAiT wHaT?!”

[@aceblackburn9504]

I mean do they really know him? Is that really a surprise?

[@stelles1344]

Well these lie detectors aren’t really that accurate

[@iluvyunie]

@@stelles1344 I'm pretty sure it's more a measure of how assertive you are about your answer

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I know! Why were they surprised!

[@Confron7a7ion7]

If anyone knows how to fool a lie detector it's him

[@prrrismo]

Michael lying about having a crush on someone (6:23) followed by Lily not having a crush on anyone (8:58) broke my heart

[@ch3no2freak]

"He believes that but he's wrong" John's a savage

[@floatingblaze8405]

John's always a savage

[@banter2143]

John is all knowing. The computer is merely a facade.

[@caela.r]

but john ain’t a liar h-town babyyyyyy

[@foxtrotflies]

But also a liar, they said in some OTV podcast that they found out he was lying about a bunch of them for better content.

[@dominicyang9309]

hes classic

[@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273]

Lily: "Scarra made a bet that if don't have a relationship by the end of this year he'll give me $1000, easy money" I'm actually quite happy she turned out to be wrong

[@curiousseal2678]

Oh god, I had forgotten about this XD the deadline

[@briantang6693]

Lily: Do you think you are a Slytherin? Michael: I do not give a shit about Harry Potter Lily: *cries* Lie detector: true Lily: *cries louder*

[@starcore7507]

woah, its almost like you watched the video

[@MediocreTasteTM]

StarCore what is your point, ur literally being a butthole for no actual reason

[@pangeagamer7223]

@@MediocreTasteTM The word you are looking for is asshole

[@alex-unofficial]

@@pangeagamer7223 you're an ass dude. let a man vibe

[@desvlogs6139]

When was it?

[@kissarmin7130]

Looking back at this knowing what Fed did is awkward as fuck

[@Tunchai]

What did he do

[@kollanata.620]

@@Tunchai sexual assault on pretty much everyone in the house

[@pia1945]

Dude I think about how Yvonne said no when everyone asked if she liked it when they enter her room she probably was scared all the time about the fact it might be Fed :(

[@cade2561]

Yeaj, he’s a creep. All he keep asking is if the gitls have a crush on him. Damn weirdo

[@antifreeze3526]

nem tudom olvastad e a dossziét amit kirakott a pali, elég sok mindent elmagyaráz. nem akkora geci csak nagyon lejáratták

[@allisonmilian9625]

lily: have you ever had a gay fantasy of anyone in the house poki: no also poki: *bites lower lip*

[@pandahtoemateo3321]

@ninja penguin not cuddles, SPOONS

[@C4R1N4]

gay fantasy is the Nikon Coolpix s33 camera

[@C4R1N4]

@BJ Vlogs it could be tho : sunglasses:

[@Han_Solo6712]

I analyzed her face and it seems that she had it about Lily.

[@C4R1N4]

@@Han_Solo6712 right...

[@immortaljodi]

"Do you have a crush on anyone?" Michael: "No" John: "That's a lie" *HE KNEW*

[@Pengtropica]

But then he said Lily was telling the truth when she said she didn’t have a crush. Also this guy is like famously known for being the most unreliable lie detector person ever lol which is proven in this video when he says michael does crack

[@Diego1Morales]

@@Pengtropica yeah because a lie detector test detects major changes in heart rate, so even if they tell the truth/lie, their heart rate might say otherwise.

[@notbam4023]

@@Diego1Morales I think because micheal keeps joking that he does crack(I hope he really doesn’t) that he really believes that he does

[@space_key]

tbh I'm sure he's just lying about the detector results sometimes for the comedic effect LOL

[@ultrabigfella]

@@Pengtropica ya, he's admitted to lying just to make things funnier which is kinda fucked up.

[@PixelatedBlu]

Judging by Micheal surprise when he got lies, we can only assume that it is indeed true that Micheal has 2 personalities.

[@OsnoloVrach]

holy shit was that a fucking jojo reference?\wqq GEQ fras

[@ilikefoodcrazy]

Hes a tsundere

[@c0o3but66]

Nessuno può sfuggire del destino scelto. Rimane solo il risultato: che voi sarete distrotte. La eterna cima essiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.

[@c0o3but66]

@@EmmaBelotti actually i just copied and pasted the entire thing so good for you

[@mimicatmoon]

6:35 for example

[@Peppermations]

Lily: "Scarra and me made a bet that if I don't have a relationship by the end of this year, he's gonna give me 1000 dollars. It's the easiest money I've ever made." *Literally 2 fucking weeks later*

[@Explodicon]

Nobody's talking about john That man held nothing back, a straight savage

[@remixhouse3476]

The man held everything back never have I seen someone so collected, focused and ready to destroy friendships with a simple "Thats a lie"

[@CinemainMotion]

**BASELINE QUESTION FOR MICHAEL** Group: "Do you do crack?" Michael: "Yes" Me: "What is real anymore?"

[@Ezra_ezrathe]

👍🏿 True

[@odd1446]

14:44 “he believes that but he’s wrong” this dude is amazing lmao

[@nukclear2741]

A sad but true belief for us Cowboy fans. :’(

[@Otaku_Akuma]

@@nukclear2741 Nah honestly Micah Parsons shows up in my nightmares because he's legit a top 10 defensive player in this league and could be a top 3-5 defender by the end of this year. I say he shows up in my nightmares because I hate the Cowboys and legit in one of my nightmares even though I like Micah Parsons, he won a Super Bowl MVP.

[@wazunxi]

"Do you think that you're gonna be in a relationship this year?" Lily: "Uh, no" about a couple of days after this video has been posted: Lily: Around the February 21, 2020, fellow OTV member LilyPichu confirmed that Reeves and her were dating, telling her stream viewers he was her Valentine's Day call and asking him out in the process. Since then, she has confirmed this several times in her other streams.

[@ThePercyJason]

14:37 the lie detector dude literally flinched and held in his laugh when fed said yes LMAO

[@easendays]

"it's the easiest money I ever made" looks like lily ain't getting that money anymore

[@maiyakoloski6995]

wait what?

[@Jemsie]

Ha yup

[@Hitman_4Hire]

But she got someone else instead

[@hellothere7389]

Maiya Koloski tldr the ship between the 12 yr old and the boomer has been confirmed

[@greninjaguardian1286]

I don't get it but I liked the comment Bc of my OCD

[@chris-vv1nt]

Fed asking Yvonne if she loves him seriously did NOT age well

[@DarkSide-lr5rd]

Bro it's been 10 months lmao

[@reaperofinsanity3370]

@@DarkSide-lr5rd There's new stuff

[@diggyhole5787]

Elaborate? sorry I don't keep super up to date on this stuff

[@max-jc6wc]

@@diggyhole5787 Fed drama, he inappropriately touched both Yvonne and Lily (Poki too I think?), was kicked out of OTV, and has tried to recently start drama again by bringing up Poki’s and his old texts about Yvonne. TerryTV (I believe is their youtube name) explains the drama by looking at their documents (explains both sides?), so maybe check that out.

[@diggyhole5787]

@@max-jc6wc damn ok thanks

[@NotFlip]

4:46 "Do you think guys are more attractive with glasses?" Pokimane: yes. Simps: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@ethanh7988]

When lily said she didn’t have a crush, Michael looked so sad Lmaoo.

[@robertthompson6352]

8:58 if anyone missed it

[@emems6620]

HE GOT SO SERIOUS AFTER THAT IM SO SADDD

[@olliestone5549]

No he didn't? His facial expression literally stayed the same.

[@buntafujiwara3289]

well that changed

[@NOS4A2Z0DD]

@@olliestone5549 yeah but you can see the whole time throughout the video that he starts leaning back instead of having his head on hand looking at her

[@minari7221]

"do you think you're going to be in a relationship this year" lily: no also lily on ig: we're dating scarra's wallet: thank god

[@arthries]

Wait what. With who?

[@doubledare7736]

arthries mykull revus

[@minari7221]

@@arthries ye, lily has confirmed that she and michael are officially dating

[@amityoel8508]

@@minari7221 👁️👄👁️

[@nerd_nato564]

@@doubledare7736 Micheal ReeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

So everyone loves Fed except Yvonnne. What a Chad

[@erva309]

Dude you are everywhere. I commented under you comment on the spinach video

[@Alyson95]

Chad means chat

[@Homunculus144]

EmpressAngel 1995 no it doesn’t

[@sharingan652]

"Do think guys with glasses are attractive?" "Yes." Scarra and Michael had no hesitation. That's the homies right there.