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[@anywere98]

"Dude, I'm addicted to crack and its fine" is the single greatest defensive move since the complex strategies of Alexander the Great.

[@BPSK8420]

napoleon got nothing on him

[@galtzar]

Hitler must learn from Michael to craft an effective strategy before invaded Moscow.

[@smallbeanmusic2187]

You mean ceasar right

[@senusin]

op

[@shadow_b0itrash415]

@@BPSK8420 but has napoleon lost battles

[@derickiam9958]

When lily and Michael were staring at each other and lily made a heart, I was waiting for Micheal to pull a Micheal move and show the middle finger.

[@mocotari67]

Same though, this couple is so cute

[@fiNESScasting]

Time stamp?

[@rauljohnreypetallo9681]

TIMESTAMP!!!!!

[@albertuslu4935]

1:14

[@briankim1413]

Raul Johnrey Petallo watch the video

[@laurenjaureguiisperfect]

i love scarra's relationship with everyone. he's like that friend that everyone is super close to and is comfortable with.

[@kot4qsuggestions930]

yea even sykkuno seems really open and comfortable when he’s around him or talking to him

[@longrange3322]

He is literally their dad

[@Aditya-sj9wx]

@@longrange3322 😂😂😂

[@skybluehoodie]

Scarra is like ur cool uncle who gets you the good ice cream

[@parikshitmehta4812]

@@longrange3322 Yeah😂

[@kefiexe]

Lily: "You wanna do a ton of crack? She can support that too!" Fed: *proceeds to choose the one that's addicted to crack*

[@yesyes-yf6jm]

Listen, Feds type is a non consenting partner.

[@HolDScary]

@@yesyes-yf6jm didn't laugh, I believe you cant judge people for who they were in the past but now, we don't know how he is now but wasnt that situation a year ago?

[@yesyes-yf6jm]

@@HolDScary i was making fun of what he did in the past, not what he is doing now.

[@mustar4sss]

@@HolDScary it’s a joke chill

[@lowochi]

@@HolDScary hopefully he changed, you cannot accept any type of SA + denying a ton of shit when there is proof you've done wrong.

[@valerienarvaez42]

Scarra: “-and they’re addicted to crack” Michael: “DUDE IM ADDICTED TO CRACK AND ITS FINE”

[@SkrymNV]

John Cena meme: "Are you sure about that?"

[@somedude9248]

SkrymNV yes

[@somedude9248]

SkrymNV just look at him

[@hex1903]

he do be fine doe

[@newgamer3986]

Already in denial

[@shaiyanshakeel5564]

Scarra: "-and they're addicted to crack" Michael: I see this as an absolute win

[@zyu7239]

Would like ur comment buts it's at 777 likes

[@0_-]

@@zyu7239 you can now because it's more than 777 likes now

[@sviestassviestuotas5081]

It is a win

[@shaiyanshakeel5564]

@@zyu7239 all good we gotta respect the 777. Though its way beyond that now.

[@lorddoggo5854]

Hate 4 Turtles u would like but the comment is at 4.20k likes

[@rehanalam1900]

The "Michael and "Lily" cards are like wild +4 cards lol

[@zalipop5396]

Is this a monopoly reference?

[@Jazethecuh]

@@zalipop5396 Uno

[@Xedrie]

@@zalipop5396 how did you get monopoly from this comment

[@zalipop5396]

@@Xedrie my guy, i said monopoly on purpose

[@danielcastillo591]

@@zalipop5396 Bro, m-uno-poly sounds fucking dope tho

[@wongcayven9893]

"Sorry Lily I'm going to have to choose Lily" Me brain : *CANNOT COMPUTE*

[@firstdreamgaming5640]

FUCKING loool

[@wongcayven9893]

I just noticed I had a typo but imma keep it in because it kinda makes sense

[@KewIsIncrediblyTired]

interesting

[@clementines1luvr33]

Michael: **lays down Michael Revees card** Michael: You see, imma do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

@@inkietotraviezo god dammit i absentmindedly clicked the link knowing full well that you just dont do that.

[@cwuzzy]

kenrick encinas what was it?

[@trackpadgaming9399]

@@cwuzzy that was porn

[@kiro968]

@@cwuzzy rick roll

[@cwuzzy]

Kiro yikes

[@trietlam1438]

"AND....THEY ARE ME" Sounds like a hero and a villian line at the same time

[@KhairAlAnwar]

Well with Michael it can go either way...more towards the later

[@ryomahoffman6803]

Michael is straight up literally just a real life evil super villains

[@oddacity5883]

That sounds like such a Dr Doofenschmirtz line

[@duranmclemore8667]

I AM HERE!!!

[@mynewaccount2361]

Persona 4 (2020 HD Remake)

[@scout7225]

Poki's set of cards at 10:58 is just the visual representation of like 60% of all their viewers

[@KingJuulien261]

Good point

[@TheCapedArtist]

Lmao

[@balajishravyasingh9998]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theriverross9959]

i didn't know michael existed until started watching otv yesterday and now he's like my favorite person ever

[@dingding4898]

Hey, what a coincidence! I didn't know that otv existed until I started watching michael yesterday and he's still my favourite person ever

[@ScaleModel_Creations]

I started watching otv because of michael

[@kawansiesquad6659]

@@ScaleModel_Creations same tho, I only found out about him like 4 days ago😂

[@benkinsman8131]

Never did Michael imagine that the lady who voiced his screaming Roomba would it be his future girlfriend

[@jorgel.quiroz8862]

I wouldn't believe it either, that's some straight rom-com shit.

[@RusticVisuals]

Wait are her and michael official? Havent been watchin otv

[@AqworldsAsh]

@@RusticVisuals Yes

[@jessewilliams8724]

@@RusticVisuals It was confirmed a few months ago

[@benjaminworton8784]

I had 3 strokes reading this.....

[@StarzKri]

Lily: "We don't smoke crack in this house." Michael: "I do." Nailed it.

[@iamhere9142]

*Nightmare*

[@sharllyhu9321]

inkietotraviezo, why

[@haiqal5333]

@@sharllyhu9321 because why not, also he's Micheal Reeves, a mad genius inventor

[@jewtuso3517]

Ahahahahaha

[@arandomperson8343]

Crackhead

[@caramel_mochi8609]

Would be nice if they could play this again but this time with Yvonne, Toast, Jodi, Sydney, and John~ I'd love to see what dates they will come up with and how they'll sabotage the other 🤣

[@ju2tunknown]

14:37 "YOU WANNA DO A SHIT TON OF CRACK?!? SHE CAN SUPPORT THAT TOO." Mykull's crackhead energy is rubbing off on Lilly

[@dumbassweeb5702]

Michael really had to pull the “He’s me” card

[@justfate5912]

He did what's called now a Pro Gamer Move.

[@shrekwick9996]

MyKull: Yeah it's big brain time.

[@pterodactylsbiohazard9575]

i legit screamed at that part

[@lionelk.y7233]

@Peelybananasquad UwU Scarra manage to kill an Unkillable card

[@Theron101]

Still lost that round

[@hex1903]

Micheal: lays down micheal reeves Everybody: synchronized o my god

[@someusername9591]

He pulled out the Exodia

[@80me16]

I read it as Michael lays Michael

[@daniel96jg]

And then poki just pulls out the black hole with having multiple partners based on that history lol

[@nebicone7608]

*insert Joseph Joestar oh my god here*

[@crazyc6528]

Found it, 2:46

[@ryanchong4372]

Scarra: a bonus round to make a boyfriend for fed Poki: a boyfriend?? Scarra: did i stutter

[@mamamoblue446]

17:00 damn, their scores are our year rn.

[@cary3463]

"I know you love superheroes" Lily: *Is dating a supervillain*

[@bodenlankford989]

Good comment

[@averyparmentier8228]

True

[@thatsmuggamer]

Not wrong

[@erzar.1730]

good point

[@nielsabaco5326]

You are right the taser boy michael

[@KookieOCE]

Lily : helps out michael on his turn Michael: bullies Lily and makes her turn worse than it sounds

[@riddle1_1]

That how their relationship works

[@miuni824]

@@riddle1_1 yeah right

[@car4754]

@@miuni824 homie stfu

[@xilogex7403]

@@car4754 homie stfu

[@car4754]

@@xilogex7403 nice one man u got the whole squad laughing

[@mintyfresh9311]

Michael is the friend I strive to be like Funny Annoying Smart Uncomfortable

[@type-10]

Michael is the friend I need.

[@lack7940]

don't forget addicted to crack

[@ladywaffle2210]

Michael can be best described as "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up"

[@mintyfresh9311]

@@lack7940 I'm a white guy in suburban Iowa, that's just part of life

[@rosagarciaortiz3492]

You already have 2 of those Annoying , Uncomfortable

[@nickkim5369]

I’ve always admire how quick witted Michael is, the editing helps in KZbin videos but even in livestreams he comes up with comments that is just...pure comedy content.

[@gideonmartin9908]

I’ve always admired fed for not being into Yvonne…. Unless it’s late at night and he’s stroking her thigh

[@st4r_bytes]

Technically Micheal and Lily's child is the screaming Roomba

[@goon_ass1675]

Yup, Michael's brains and Lily's voice The perfect combination

[@goon_ass1675]

@AMA BROS LTD. That's why I said "Michael's brains"

[@goon_ass1675]

@AMA BROS LTD. *Oh fuck*

[@alschn7620]

@AMA BROS LTD. im--

[@zedaddy3530]

Yeah the hight seems about right

[@Hario338]

Lily: * helps Michael out * Michael: * Try's to destroy Lily * This is the perfect relationship

[@0_-]

Lily: *Helps Michael* Michael: *Destroys Lily* This is the perfect relationship

[@fakeblue8985]

Michael’s just showing who’s the alpha in the relationship

[@sprinklenuts4593]

Reminds me of a particular someone

[@jannikschmidt8511]

Tries*

[@NinjaWBS]

@@0_- in more than one sense of the word *destroy*.

[@leondong5037]

5:25 "it's not possible because they don't have legs" Scarra has clearly never seen an orca punt a seal 80 feet into the air before

[@Ale-km3ux]

“That would be like dating Yvonne, I’m just not into it” Oh Fed, that didn’t age well did it

[@judgemanas9854]

Lmaoooo nice seeing a 2023 person here

[@callmej3821]

Scara: unfortunately we lost our camera man- Michael: and our minds Scara: and that too

[@donovanwilson840]

They never had sanity

[@GG_Bro]

Lol, i thought he said "And our moms"😂

[@kindakad9939]

I don’t understand how you can get likes from literally just taking a joke from the video and repeating it

[@callmej3821]

@@kindakad9939 i dont understand why you give a fuck

[@kozuki1741]

@@callmej3821 because its fucking stupid you simpleton

[@jockhambone6169]

“Guys we aren’t getting as many views what do we do?” “Just make Micheal half of the thumbnail”

[@rat9536]

Jock Hambone and poki as the other half

[@tibbytobby]

Jock Hambone And Poki on the other half

[@Stressedoutcoolegkid]

Jock Hambone outstanding move!

[@bobthebobman7457]

Just put Michael on the entire thumbnail to double the views

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

Putting their best foot forward.

[@iicy8871]

The “And he’s me” from Michael was amazing lol

[@diamond4138]

Poki: "you love superheros" Also poki: mentions the only show where the superheros are the bads"

[@DjKoizora]

"We lost Fed" For a second I thought this was a recent vid

[@dangerousbeans]

Oof

[@mrgungus]

Footer ` no the person put this up after the fed thing

[@dr.courtsierboobsoff7158]

Bro I was thinking the same thing

[@angelc5982]

Lol i thought the same

[@allegra_gg]

wait what happened?

[@axxtentacleno3711]

"Aren't most Olympic gymnasts like 18?" *glances at camera with a smug smile* SCARRA

[@savvazotov4196]

10:37 the music, the slow zoom in, the blank stare on scarra's face. It was just perfect

[@KIMIXNEKO420]

What's the song tho

[@lxsrvsqz]

I just love the way Michael pulls out the card and says, "and they're me."

[@uriahfrancisco4834]

what happened to lily and Albert

[@wilbur4065]

@Kayleigh Reimert with who?

[@devilishjester7718]

He should have said "It'sa me! Michael"

[@thegoldensea_]

Trollzy _ with Sarah, but it's an old news anyway

[@owenphillips2569]

When poki made car sounds it sounded like Homer Simpson doing the “stand back I got a chainsaw”

[@limweizhe3069]

Accepting Michael into OfflineTV was one of the wisest choices.

[@Logben]

Very

[@sotix1719]

Was one???? Its the most wise choice they have ever made... Exept for everybody else

[@isaacbaxter253]

still waiting for michael to stream when i'm online

[@Zeroneii3]

Ah yes, I too like to be tazed

[@elr0acho661]

Yes Michel is the best

[@Pixel_Forge_]

“Owns real dinosaurs” I was half expecting him to say “ooh I can put tasers one that”

[@seifhammuri1918]

8:13 “Oh no, I have coronavirus now” -Michael, 2020

[@fagasstraps8096]

"No one smokes crack in this house" *Zooms in on Michael's face* "I do" Yes we know you tazer wielding turtle exterminator

[@semiotikos1576]

Missed the chance to say "turtle terminator"

[@repoioxd2638]

Isn´t it illegal to consume crack? Won´t he be investigated if the police see all these videos of him confessing he makes (because in the lie detector test he said that he makes crack and the machine said it was true) and smokes crack? xddd

[@semiotikos1576]

@@repoioxd2638 no, for a few different reasons: 1. Lie detector tests can't be used as evidence in a trial because they are often incorrect - for example, one's heartbeat can increase upon being accused of something generally seen as scandalous or generally the machine is often innaccurate. 2. His remarks wouldn't legally hold up as a "confession" under the court of law, for a few different reasons you can Google yourself, and there is no probable cause to search for any evidence of crime.

[@wonk123]

the 3 words that will get views “date, lily, and michael”

[@quantumbaqel6971]

Michael Shuster you’re not wrong

[@sussybakaballs]

*ft. Michael Reeves

[@clementines1luvr33]

Ok true

[@internalthoughts2165]

Michael Reeves is like the fan favorite lol

[@anonymousbeing3484]

That’s 4 words

[@IshaanParekh]

13:02 scarra's face when poki put that sabotage

[@lachlanstrom3685]

Fed: "That would be like dating Yvonne, I'm just not into it" That aged well

[@BOREDOM6969]

"They are half mermaid." Pokimane: "Which half?" Asking the real question right there...

[@emilylieuwon884]

Imagine walking in to the room and seeing a reversed mermaid just sitting there

[@zer0stars]

@@anthonythomas Yeah.. Merpeople usually only have fins and gills. Maybe the occasional scales but that's about it.

[@mmwo2846]

So my thought is if the lower half is the mermaid... then there's no sex man. What is he supposed to fuck you with? His fin?

[@forcast2135]

The left half fish,, right half man

[@itsducky4844]

she stole that question from toast 😂 toast used that long time ago😂

[@personagrand5674]

“He also has TWO other spouses!” Lily dont worry, his other commitments are to his garage and Minecraft

[@germainsimada7591]

I mean you are not wrong.

[@tyiustate6881]

1000th like!

[@bestnameever1850]

lord knows its not his channel

[@overripeschnitzel]

@@bestnameever1850 LMFAO

[@conoryoung262]

Lily: "we don't actually snort crack." Michael: "no i do"

[@matthewtamayo3182]

1:24 POKI AND TOAST'S FACE

[@idarinecake1735]

Toast?

[@matthewtamayo3182]

@@idarinecake1735 the picture behind poki

[@idarinecake1735]

O HHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD

[@Legorama13]

16:58 when fed picked Michael’s card, the overall score was 2 0 2 1 fed will get a girlfriend in 2021

[@nickhutter9330]

No

[@slaviccrabsoldaccount2834]

* boyfriend*

[@Imperial_Slave]

Lies and deceit my friend

[@Captain_Garchomp]

Oh my God...ok it's happening...don't panic... EVERYONE STOP PANICKING

[@marshroverv5632]

Now they'll have two crack addicts!

[@jnccubing7962]

When lily and Michael have a kid, that child’s height will probably max out at 3’5

[@ChildOfGo_D]

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

[@kiro968]

And will be a mad scientist who's also a psychopath but cute

[@kiizos536]

i feel like the child would grow up to be like this an actual crackhead who tazes the crap out of people in their class

[@jnccubing7962]

Anatidaephobia probably

[@666FLiP666]

@@kiro968 Ziggs?

[@adityarao189]

16:58 "2021"- is that a sign or something? Is something bad gonna happen or something good?

[@bonogiamboni4830]

Michael last time: "yeah you can fly super fast without hurting yourself, ever seen someone on a hang glider?" Michael this time: "you would freeze to death on the flying carpet, it would be fucking horrible."

[@ThatWhichObserves]

to be fair wind chill in 45 would feel like 32 or less especially without any barriers aside from clothing..

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@ThatWhichObserves it took me a while to figure out you meant fahrenheit.

[@brandonzhang760]

Lily: "eyyy i gotchu michael" Next round: Michael: "FORTY FIVE DEGREE WEATHER, COVID"

[@christina110]

lol yessssss

[@quantum.code.x]

That just about sums it up

[@darknessdevours5827]

I really want to say that people talk about 45 degree weather as if that's unbelievably cold, but different things are cold to different people, especially depending on where they're from. In California, 45 degrees probably is pretty cold to most of the inhabitants. That's probably not the case in, say, New York though. I always forget about that difference and almost don't remember it by the time I go to speak about it.

[@balljaspers5029]

Scarra: "He has two other spouses." Lily: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@RM-is9fn]

その犬を食べ lol Albert do be a lil bitch tho

[@yunglimez7653]

Fuckkkkkkk

[@xcorism1113]

this is the first comment ive seen abt albert thats actually funny, so props to u man lmao

[@Clonetrooper7765]

Is that what happend?

[@xcorism1113]

@@Clonetrooper7765 yes

[@808ct]

5:37 *god, that is so cursed*

[@erer7182]

Fed saying he is not into Dating Yvonne didn't age so well

[@goji4468]

"Has two other spouses" Lily: *intense vietnam flashbacks*

[@nguyenkhanhtoan2859]

oof

[@priimcry]

THAT DIDNT AGE WELL

[@royaljelly1050]

@@priimcry this was made after the drama

[@priimcry]

@@royaljelly1050 i mean obviously yeah

[@royaljelly1050]

@@priimcry sorry I misunderstood. I thought you meant the comment didn't age well.

[@the86372]

Card: Is Michael Reeves Me: Wow, that's like an automatic win Card: ...Has two other spouses Me: *PTSD Intensifies*

[@GummyBearRacing]

Oooohhhh shit......

[@levi4979]

RAOUL

[@ncc5]

forsenCD PICK A CARD ✨ forsenCD ANY CARD ✨ forsenCD THE 2 OF WIVES? ✨ forsenCD EXCELLENT CHOICE ✨

[@uhoh7545]

At least he was transparent from the start

[@God-iy5lm]

What happen

[@GodlessVoice]

This feels a little paradoxical- playing red flags with Fed at the end. XD

[@bielle1588]

i come back here every once in a while to have a laugh,, kinda want them to do this with the new members john, jodi, and sydney ^^^

[@BloodKira14]

"We don't actually smoke crack IN this house." They smoke outside. Gotem.

[@mihalypeti]

We don't actually smoke crack in THIS house

[@icesentry]

That implies they go outside though

[@n-gi4662]

@@icesentry they can smoke in others houses

[@Akaro]

You're really pretty

[@JustinT41701]

Yeah why do you think michaels always out in the garage

[@kevinnguyen3051]

Lily and Michael: *being cute* Yvonne: I hate you guys Fed: I wanna kill myself

[@Chingerz]

why did this make me chuckle

[@clementines1luvr33]

That was the most relatable part

[@ReverofEnola]

I felt that on a spiritual level. Hope Fed's doing better.

[@justicewithaperiod]

Kevin Nguyen 666th like

[@SuperBakuman123]

They're so adorable though

[@guineapigdance3338]

Reechu is the best couple that i've found in the internet since I was a viewer of both of them even tho they're just friends yet. The relation betweeb the two grew overtime and it just amaze me. So cute. .

[@arosegaming4793]

I love Lily and Micheal. They're so sweet and chaotic and they like making others uncomfortable with their sappiness.

[@priyanshujindal1995]

michael: I smoke crack lily: for legal reasons that's a joke

[@someguy2744]

For serious DEA agents - please don't jail us, that's a joke.

[@jesus-nw6bv]

Susan and fbi pls don't kill us that's a joke

[@nopleasefrick2025]

Pewdipie? Hmmmmm

[@thathistoryiscoolguy]

@@nopleasefrick2025 of course it is

[@symple1496]

@@someguy2744 that was amazing.

[@bulldozer8950]

lily:"she has the most attractive garage yourve ever seen" micheal: well actually, I dig that.

[@Penguinman2.0]

Huh. No comments.

[@Void-ij5wq]

@@Penguinman2.0 You had one job

[@calebsellers4385]

Let’s fill this comment up!!!!

[@thelengendzach7473]

Yes lets

[@asylum9680]

16:47 is literally the description of lily now, reliable, supermodel and addicted to crack

[@chris-gm2jp]

Anybody notice at the end that the scores of Michael, Scarra, Poki and Lily say "2021"

[@nikolydordaniza335]

Lily:she own's real dinosaurs Mykull: *imagines about tazing a t-rex*

[@tylernelson310]

Not tazing a t-rex, a t-rex that tazes people.

[@raaaaaaaaaat]

mykull

[@bonerflex360]

mykull

[@xertSF]

mykull

[@RatOfTheWoods]

I was thinking more along the lines of using them as means of mass destruction lmao

[@alt_jungle9377]

Michael and Fed: "we can work around the crack" Poki: **visible confusion** Also Poki: **literally has an underage girl** "you can wait :)"

[@daveyoscale786]

What does crack mean?

[@harospectre2505]

@@daveyoscale786 Cocaine, it means cocaine hun.

[@daveyoscale786]

@@harospectre2505 oh thanks

[@i.a.galkin6042]

@@harospectre2505 Well it's crack cocaine, it's different than regular coke. They're solid stones instead of powder.

[@Podzall]

@@i.a.galkin6042 exactly

[@karmaticpoison.2403]

2:56 ok what a sliiiick move, holy shit Michael, didnt had to destroy them like that lmao

[@ShadowMewto]

“That’d be like dating Yvonne and I’m not into it” -Fed. Well that statement aged poorly

[@jesscus2659]

I like how the Dr Disrespect song plays as the card "has two other spouses" is played

[@Edjeee]

even at 10:38 they play it as a reference

[@bucket2891]

Why?

[@Edjeee]

@@bucket2891 dr disrespect cheated on his wife

[@maxhardy123]

@@Edjeee I think you mean the magic violinist?

[@timmychow6283]

the best a man can get

[@tonym9557]

"We don't actually smoke crack in this house" -Lily "I do!" -Michael

[@LeKenzo]

lol

[@papsikipapap7276]

1:08 ah dont mind me, im just dropping this cute timestamp for me in the future

[@saintrexhardt8950]

10:38 Scarra's reactions tho.

[@maybe5749]

do you know what the song was?

[@marioboo0246]

@@maybe5749 the best a man can get dr.disrespect it was a Gillett ad

[@maleena3839]

“TWO OF WIVES” CRACKED ME UP

[@finr4228]

is there any back story to that joke, because its funny but they were laughing so hard it feels like it was an old meme

[@SmartPunch]

@@finr4228 ya it is. The music that they were playing in the background was drdisrespect's. Drdisrespect cheated on his wife a few years ago and it was really big.

[@hysteria8965]

@@finr4228 Albert (sleightlymusical) cheated on Lily. He did a bunch of card tricks and magic on stream, so there was an AlbertCD copypasta of "the two of wives". It's now used as a meme to represent cheating like the champions club.

[@maleena3839]

Finn Ragozzino Basically what last comment said. To give even more context: Lily was dating someone named Albert. They were in a long-term relationship for quite some time. One day, one of their mutual friends (Sarah) was streaming and she leaked a Google Docs on stream of her and Albert talking to each other on it. One line would be one message, the other line would be the message from the other person. It was a very sneaky way that would leave no traces of communication, if they would have executed it better. Albert was a magician, and since he who timed, they said, “The two of wives?” That’s why Lily followed up with “Pick a card any card.”

[@danielb1109]

i'd also like to point out that they started playing Dr Disrespect's "gillette" and Dr Disrespect cheated on his wife lmao

[@lbeezy8628]

Scarra: "But he also has 2 other spouses" *Gillette starts playing* ForsenCD yeah so?

[@RadialSeeker113]

Albertcd

[@asinglefrenchfry2983]

Why not get two more husbands while you’re at it? gachiHYPER

[@joecoovert]

the funniest part of the video

[@christophersmith8328]

Rauuuuuuuuul

[@jp-nn8ew]

pick a card, any card

[@juanpabloama1957]

funny how fed says it's like dating yvone and proceeds to get kicked out of OTV

[@swendelvelasco7422]

9:40 Lily defending being in a band called genocide warts just fits after watching drunk presentation.

[@soggyhands217]

Scarra: Last time we made the perfect girlfriend for Fed Poki: Where is she? Fed: *Aight Imma head out*

[@kenjjen1929]

Yuna omegaLaul

[@thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256]

But he cant cuz of the virus

[@iN_Vz]

@@kenjjen1929 why yuna?

[@kenjjen1929]

@@iN_Vz jk jk

[@woodberry323]

This was filmed a while ago

[@jaea_nanogen]

Last Date: Fed Final Score: 2 0 2 1 Fed you'll find the one in 2021

[@fischwell]

even the archery video support the statement, this is why the ship recently wont work, because its supposed to be next year

[@mr.eugene5754]

Is them niggas are still alive by next year or any of us

[@trollingporo3866]

rip Funa

[@KP-kd4kp]

It has been set in stone

[@sazzone8481]

@@fischwell yeah.. However we still need to get rid off those weird ass thrash ass virgin ass donation man

[@CunningBard]

Michael's two other spouses: Drunk Lily And Lily2

[@evanyip2573]

This is probably the 13th time I’ve watched this and it never gets old. Can we get a part 3 plzzx

[@kuroexmachina]

0:26 Scarra: "we lost Fed" me: dis guy can predict the future

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

We get it it’s been a year get over the drama idiots

[@ashleylightheart126]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Its still a good joke

[@Ali-xw5nw]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Sexual Misconduct isn't drama. It's a fucking felony.

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

@@Ali-xw5nw that doesnt change the fact that its been over 1 fucking year and its fairly annoying to have every comment still going on about it, if this was just a random dude and a random girl it may last a few months but not one fucking year moron

[@LustyHeart_]

@@user-dm5pv6fm8g Guess what, they weren't a random girl/guy so this incident came to light. So no this will not die down and it shouldn't so that this doesn't happen again in this community.

[@viceaa]

Lily: She's really fit, like she exercises. Scarra: okay... Lily: Nice ass...ets

[@enter-username5040]

This called me lonely in 2,463 languages with each in 420,069 fonts...

[@EPSON-HP]

7:32 it reminds me of the time, when i acted that scene out eith my crush in front of many other teenagers... i loved playing aladdin, but i knew i would never be her type, so i didnt even try... sad but it still sounds nice

[@rayieu]

Fed : That would be like dating yvonne, im just not into it Also fed :

[@3-dman403]

Dude to frickin soon

[@Abc-xw5tn]

Lol

[@n1x943]

😐

[@hollowollowyeet886]

This did not age well Or it did

[@MagyarGaben]

@@hollowollowyeet886 **insert mandatory VSauce music here**

[@hateithere5584]

“Kicks every animal he sees.” Me: “A human... is an animal...”

[@Lych_]

ShxcksILost MyBread yeah but you get it right?

[@seamuswalker6879]

Kinky

[@Solarianv3]

Seamus Walker no-

[@skeletonking7282]

Lol

[@aceyweb]

i see no problem here

[@justvibin2014]

13:07 Talk about going out with a bang (works on multiple levels)

[@eboner9804]

Poki: Which half? Ok....then imagine an upper fish with human lower body

[@camdenramos73]

Everyone "We dont smoke crack in the house Michael: I Do

[@ManiX207]

i do be quirky as always xD and its hileriouse

[@breauhixy3350]

ManiX207 I know right? He’s so Heeleeryouse

[@brentcheung5376]

Michael: and they are me Me: that's a pro gamer move

[@MercuryA2000]

15:58 What's the difference?

[@linkthezombie]

16:07 I love the triumphant music in the background when Michael says he is addicted to crack

[@mynameismissingbutitsokmym9911]

Michael: And.... _They're me_ What a big gamer move

[@derickiam9958]

Great username

[@K0hai]

"lets get Fed a boyfriend" "yeah!" "YEAH!" "wait..."

[@NANI-bg1ds]

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[@tyme3816]

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[@K0hai]

@Mackenzie McIntyre F

[@pixelyz7792]

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[@timtam14]

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[@julianauston9001]

I started watching this channel knowing everyone but Scarra. Now he’s my favorite one. My kind and sweet king.

[@Jarringcar]

4:43 sounds like an ad explaining how to play the game.

[@Smhhaku]

Fed: “That would just be like dating yvonne, im just like not into it yknow?” Me: **Cough Cough**

[@n1x943]

Guys we have a comedian over here!

[@bigturn1051]

@@n1x943 ok

[@Smhhaku]

@N1PaK ok

[@stayso4py951]

Well fed is a pervert so Yvonne would most likely put a restraining order on him

[@gerardosumagaysay5625]

Arvin Ledesma?