"I have an opp on every block, and a shooter in every Starbucks"-Michael Reeves 2024
@Gundam9449 ай бұрын
*awp The sniper rifle from Counter Strike.
@jormungandr92839 ай бұрын
@@Gundam944no l, opp is a slang word for "opponent"
@aidenwallin35239 ай бұрын
@@jormungandr9283 I thought "op" was short for "operator", as in an agent working for him.
@jqa169 ай бұрын
@@Gundam944cs2 moment
@jqa169 ай бұрын
@@jormungandr9283Valorant moment
@rixxy55449 ай бұрын
Lilly: ”You're freee...!!” "The real prison is in our mind" -Michael Reeves
@lebbythekat69999 ай бұрын
He is wise.
@calvinhuo66689 ай бұрын
real and true
@jissellen19639 ай бұрын
*internal screaming*
@saltyXoloco9 ай бұрын
He’s him
@blazeburner40399 ай бұрын
remind me of that sidequest from God of War, Michael isn't wrong
@cozoman_9 ай бұрын
Michael is the manliest child I've ever seen
@1Jetsurf9 ай бұрын
Him being shorter some how makes him scarier.
@Youre_toast9 ай бұрын
Fax
@BlargKing9 ай бұрын
Michael turning around with the Polariod and getting Lily's reaction on film is peak comedy XD
@angyphoenix49839 ай бұрын
She's lucky he didn't use the other camera back before offline tv
@yepsser9 ай бұрын
3:40
@electricpaisy60458 ай бұрын
@@angyphoenix4983 which one was that?
@angyphoenix49838 ай бұрын
@@electricpaisy6045 Michaels electric camera, it was right before he joined offline tv but still tested it on a few of them lmao
@electricpaisy60458 ай бұрын
@@angyphoenix4983 oh that one! Yeah she's lucky 😆
@blainke21499 ай бұрын
Michael's next video: Hunting down my barbie scooter thief
@jordanpeterson51409 ай бұрын
Lol, Michael post a video? That's comedy.
@gagegotgaming9 ай бұрын
i wouldnt put it past michael to have put a tracker in his bike
@GamingChair4205 ай бұрын
"hey, i know i haven't posted in about a year but remember that funny video with those murder death drones i made a while back? well I found a use for them"
@Marques3309 ай бұрын
Barbie scooter will be missed. Rest in peace 🪦 🕊️
@korton94209 ай бұрын
We lost a great ally this day
@EnderRobber1019 ай бұрын
@@korton9420RIP
@dejection39 ай бұрын
¹
@SpicySundaes9 ай бұрын
pieces*
@nielsfeijen1639 ай бұрын
Has been found I think, is in Michael's latest tweet
@gabiminie9 ай бұрын
BRUH THAT IS THE CRAZIEST MOST ELABORATE YET SIMPLE PRANK IVE EVER SEEN
@w0rna9 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD with the polaroid too
@ej_tech9 ай бұрын
The cherry on top
@frogatte5 ай бұрын
THE PICTURE IS SO CUTE THO
@PyroProtato9 ай бұрын
Michael literally reverse gaslit Lily when he said they were staying at the hotel 😂
@mugiwara71162 ай бұрын
She got bodied😂
@RuferOfficial9 ай бұрын
It would have been so good, if Michael put a air tag or something else to track the scooter. Could have gone to the guys house, and done completely legal acts.
@RuferOfficial9 ай бұрын
Video idea, get 10 scooter, bikes or something like that, and put a tracker on each of them then place them around a city. When they get stolen confront them. You can add shmit onto them to make it annoying and also get a camera on it somewhere.
@ej_tech9 ай бұрын
Mark Rober collab. "the FINAL FINAL Glitterbomb 7.0"
@Lazarus37379 ай бұрын
@@ej_tech Except without glitter.
@imperialgo53319 ай бұрын
@@Lazarus3737 and with 500 tons of thermite, paired with uranium infused glass. *Mark rober music while he explains why uranium is bad*
@shoshokuza86889 ай бұрын
hear me out.. u remember the baby killing drone idea he had, send them to get the scooter
@rinrawrchu9 ай бұрын
the fact we also got tricked into thinking that Lily went camping again with the title is so big brain
@beaupersoon52217 ай бұрын
I live in Santa Barbara I will not rest until I’ve found the Barbie scooter thief
@Methos_9 ай бұрын
the polaroid shot was comedic genius holyy
@7evene1ev3n89 ай бұрын
Holy crap that’s the best campsite I’ve ever seen, good job on Micheal for finding it
@sugoistalin78095 ай бұрын
Last time I went camping in a place like this, I got the cops called on me for setting the room on fire when I tried cooking dinner.
@AmitKumar-yt4yz9 ай бұрын
Who ever stole that scooter better hope he doesn't run into micheal on that thing lmao
@Michael-jj4ol9 ай бұрын
6:33 that person is in danger, real danger
@TheVantriliquist138 ай бұрын
I hope when Michael FINALLY propose to her he does it with a robot with the most complex and difficult coding he has ever done in his life. Robot built entirely from scratch all the way everything coding and all
@SashaBrauspotatogeek9 ай бұрын
MIchael in his John Wick era except instead of a dog its a barbie scooter
@kaischreurs24885 ай бұрын
3:18 "this is the most I've ever seen you committed to a bit" I'm dying
@stanaccount9 ай бұрын
Someone is going through the progression of life in santa barbara quicker, one might say, after the acquiring of a certain vehicle
@kenkxb27639 ай бұрын
9:40 My mistake was trusting Michael on speaker 11:35 My seconds mistake was trusting Michael on speaker again
@shroomi1436 ай бұрын
i was watching this in the living room with my parents across from me
@skylaronline9 ай бұрын
LILY MAKING A BIT AND IT ACTUALLY BEING REAL IS SENDING ME
@bowolf369 ай бұрын
Welcome to my hometown, we are a college/tourist town so bikes get stolen more than the city likes to admit. I'll definitely let my peeps know to keep an eye out for the scooter. If you ever come back you should really take it inside with you or leave it home unfortunately.
@randomguyonyoutube4105 ай бұрын
*In every Starbucks"
@ZR0H_DOT_EXE9 ай бұрын
Never has a single thought gone through either of those dogs heads. Bless them.
@ItWasEnder9 ай бұрын
3:42 really pulled out the suprised pikachu
@mrxvintage54149 ай бұрын
u guys camping vids are the best fr
@simpingfordagoodstuff68979 ай бұрын
"I got ops on every block I have shooters in every Starbucks"???????!!!!!! I can't!! This man is too funny
@StephenDelRosario7776 ай бұрын
I heard that as awps
@Siberius-5 ай бұрын
@@StephenDelRosario777 - He definitely said "op" (short for operative).
@bossface36509 ай бұрын
The thief can never use the scooter now bc everyone is looking for him
@RubbishBær9 ай бұрын
That's the sand hill that my sister and I used to slide down as kids about 20 years ago! Our dad was a tow truck driver in the area and would take us with him on calls along the PCH. That sand hill is a core memory for me.
@Jack_Wolfe9 ай бұрын
6:35 lol that’s how good Michael’s builds are, they look good enough to be a thing.
@jasonbrady48949 ай бұрын
“You shouldn’t have!!🤭🤭😍 ..and you didn’t 😒😒😒” LMFAO this line alone is worth an Oscar
@arlowelee9 ай бұрын
I love how lily has to provide context for so much of what Michael does, on *and* off screen. He dosen't act up just because of the camera. Michael is really just a type of dude that likes to fuck with people lmao
@KuomoriDragon9 ай бұрын
Lily was fully committed to doing something she didn’t like for him. I love these guys!!
@adwaith_abhilash8 ай бұрын
To the guy who stole Michaels Barbie scooter YOU GOT OPPS ON EVERY PART OF THE WORLD NOW
@zeno41289 ай бұрын
I cant wait for michales next video where he has found who stole his scooter and is now just testing out every single thing hes made on them
@guisteh119 ай бұрын
That would be epic
@FakeReclaimer9 ай бұрын
Michael is gonna "Law Abiding Citizen" the dude that stole his scooter
@100onyt9 ай бұрын
Love there is just a section called water
@TheArachnoBot8 ай бұрын
The white t shirt, the messed up hair and toothpaste on face "i got a shooter in every starbucks" fuckin KILLED me
@wade70985 ай бұрын
this will be the last time I watch any vid with michael in it around my family 9:38
@PeferG179 ай бұрын
My favorite part is how Michael started a blood feud with the people that stole his scooter, as it should be.
@BrianM86859 ай бұрын
Watching Lily's slow descent into madness really makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
@alexthecowl9 ай бұрын
That's the most adorable gaslighting I've ever seen.
@LudusDyo5 ай бұрын
they were listening to ginger root at 0:04
@Coffeekakerr9 ай бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SINCE YOU MENTIONED IT ON STREAM BUT THE FACT HE TOOK A PICTURE OF YOUR REACTION OMG
@Lucky_Calim8 ай бұрын
The photo of lily's reaction is priceless
@Rooby675039 ай бұрын
I love how close Micheal is to the steering wheel at the beginning
@tracyalan72019 ай бұрын
Michael's a good guy for such a nice surprise. Lily's a great sport willing to go camping.
@planekey7 ай бұрын
“I got and op on every block a shooter in every Starbucks” I never laughed so hard in my life
@random-_-dude7 ай бұрын
I'm kinda scared for that thief. Out of every KZbinr you could pick to steal from, the crack addict inventor who cornered the market on tasers and knives probably isn't the best choice.
@theycallmeowl14199 ай бұрын
7:15 best quote I've ever heard
@chadfalkin68509 ай бұрын
michael's next video will involve searching santa barbara with a drone
@AverageIntUser4 ай бұрын
So much happens in the span of 12 minutes and 36 seconds
@szn009 ай бұрын
3:38 _Gold_
@RareCandyLevelUp9 ай бұрын
Ludwig mention the scooter about 1 month ago... which means the scooter is still missing in action. Hopefully someone in the area will see the scooter.
@dicetheD204 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING GINGER ROOT MUSIC OMGOMG i love ginger root sm
@Forged_in_His_Strength6 ай бұрын
Michael needs to keep AirTags on all of his gizmos and contraptions
@ddexx_8 ай бұрын
The ginger root at the start is goated
@MONGER20079 ай бұрын
wake up babe lily and micheal dropped another wholesome video
@Steve183625 ай бұрын
7:16 Major physical and mental Danny Devito moment
@wubalubadubdub26749 ай бұрын
Him saying "I hot opps in every block" while having toothpaste leftovers on is mouth is just somehow best comedic timingxD
@foshoitzdanny8 ай бұрын
“The real prison is in our minds” true
@jordanpeterson51409 ай бұрын
Gawd I love that Michael actually drives that garbage utility pickup.
@jrockerfrost9 ай бұрын
Shoot there goes the one Michael reeves video
@imthatguy73949 ай бұрын
he's so cute and adorable. you better not lose him!
@CJMGalaxy9 ай бұрын
I used to live in Santa Barbara, this made me miss it!
@lukehdarowlet93219 ай бұрын
You on the run with a pink/purple Barbie scooter or somethin?
@CJMGalaxy9 ай бұрын
@@lukehdarowlet9321 let's just say I can never go back now...
@lukehdarowlet93219 ай бұрын
@@CJMGalaxy Your teeth still intact?
@CJMGalaxy9 ай бұрын
@@lukehdarowlet9321 one of 'em is actually busted, but that's unrelated - I made a quick enough get away
@xtbacon96858 ай бұрын
Yo Michael's new video just dropped "I made a torture device for the person that stole my pink barbie scooter."
@rodon57359 ай бұрын
I am generally convinced, that Michael Reeves is the peak of the human life form
@ahnafhampar86235 ай бұрын
in Indonesia, there will be stall at 0:53 blocking the view and ruining it a
@gouriiiz9 ай бұрын
Michael is a good man Temmie is such a good dog! Lily is living the life and I’m sooo happy for her 💓💓
@InternetExplorer-l7q9 ай бұрын
Got to appreciate how polarizing these two figures are
@BioshadowX9 ай бұрын
Michael goes John Wick story arc coming soon
@hyunitsu59 ай бұрын
I can't believe he didn't install a self destruct bottun on that scooter.
@thejobbernowl9 ай бұрын
“WHERE ARE THE TENTS?”
@mr.weirdo57569 ай бұрын
Lily essentially double-crossed herself.
@an33y9 ай бұрын
The polaroid picture is beautiful !!! 😆
@HeavenAngel39999 ай бұрын
i made a lunch pit stop in this exact area of santa barbara a few months ago!!! that's crazy
@Daun00079 ай бұрын
I hope all vehicles would have a built in GPS to locate. I lost my car all the time in the parking lot. And of course it would help in a situation like Michael’s
@supernerdproductionz9 ай бұрын
"Where are the tents?"
@kenny_for_u9 ай бұрын
Michael next invention will def be a barbie scooter thief finding gun
@kaibrenker60569 ай бұрын
Hilarious wholesome vlog! One of my favourite as of late so much adventure!
@tehdoughboy9 ай бұрын
Ah it was nice hearing Ginger Root at the beginning.
@geekofsteal9 ай бұрын
Most wholesome gaslighting I've ever seen
@Jonaegh6 ай бұрын
"I got an opp on every block. I have shooters in every starbucks." Michael says the funniest scariest things
@Skrata8 ай бұрын
In case anyone wanted to know what song played at 9:25 It is No name by Kona really underrated band.
@kuragehim0189 ай бұрын
THE POLAROID LMFAOOOOOO MICHAEL IS TOO FUNNY
@Blackbird_428 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣OMG! When that flash went off! That was beautiful.🥲
@tiredboard9 ай бұрын
when I read the title I expected micheal to drive to the middle of nowhere and be like 'oh no, the truck broke down'
@martymcdry9 ай бұрын
It took me exactly 2.326 seconds from seeing the notification about this vlog to starting to watch it.
@terrorantulaplatinumcollec70347 ай бұрын
Michael can make Lily gaslight herself, Now that's big brain!
@CharlRae5 ай бұрын
3:37 that has to be the biggest plot twist in hirstory
@toolbox05 ай бұрын
Ginger Root in the back is really based
@eduardomedina43049 ай бұрын
Michael is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts that sees a window with a pile of leaves on the other side of it
@BusbyGartshore9 ай бұрын
OMG THEY LISTEN TO GINGER ROOT
@ajelang9 ай бұрын
that polaroid 😂😂✨ was priceless
@YujinH5 ай бұрын
Lilly gasping for air: “I can’t breath” Michael: “Nice”
@Luna_sora2226 ай бұрын
He’s letting out his anger while paddling
@tystavinoha-kindle86245 ай бұрын
I got an opp on every block I got shooters in Starbucks - Michael Reeves
@kurumitokisaki668610 күн бұрын
I sometimes watch lily vlogs, helps me calm down . Thanks!
@speakingtonobody79505 ай бұрын
I was so ready for a camping video, Michael got me too lmao