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[@metalclawsteelheart]

"QUICK, TO THE ANTIVIRUS!" *said like a 90s superhero.*

[@Guest52349g]

Threats found

[@SomeRandomGerman]

protogent the antivirus that is

[@t.y.m.n6438]

*batman transition*

[@Raoul1808.]

ENGAGE COFFEE BREAK

[@Emeraldd_33]

@@Raoul1808. I did not expect to see a cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference

[@nexusless]

dont show this to a protogen

[@proto1014]

my toaster is not toastering

[@Xiodot]

Too late ...

[@akiraakiraakiraakira]

@@proto1014 when the toaster gives the fridge a std

[@SpyGuy13]

Wdym? There’s nothing wrong with my pirated gam

[@SpyGuy13]

CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[@R-T_VA]

usually when a console pops up, it's a sign of the executable file cleaning the cache files after the installation is complete. it is actually very easy to hide, takes only a couple of commands to write within the code of the executable. the reason it pops up is to show you transparency within the installation process. aka, to show that there is no shady background stuff happening and if you did somehow manage to get a virus on your pc by pirating something in 2024, well...skill issue, lmao

[@R-T_VA]

also, remember pirating indie dev games is the worst crime you can commit under the black flag. if you do, treat it like a demo version, but support them in any way you can later on. they *need* that money. they *need* that support. same for the games you like, no matter if it's AAA or not. it's pretty reasonable. support those who you think deserve support, if you are financially able to do so. a couple of statements on corpo software on a subscription only intended to milk you for years, like Adobe or Microsoft products and more. if buying does not mean owning, then pirating does not mean stealing

[@jamueI]

Btw what if the console pops up and closes everytime i start my pc? Is that viruz?

[@R-T_VA]

@@jamueI start it in a safe mode, see if that helps. if it does start -- yes, it a virus. use antivirus software while in safe mode or you could try resetting your pc to a certain date if you had autorecovery checkpoints turned on. usually they're made when you attempt to install something. made *beforehand*. meaning if you installed something and now it won't load, you can try resetting to when you didn't install anything. try googling some guides

[@R-T_VA]

​@@jamueI ooookay. dunno why my comment got deleted. start the pc in safe mode. if it does start that way it's a virus for sure. run an antivirus scan while in safe mode alternatively you could try resetting the pc to a autorecovery checkpoint that's USUALLY made when you install or update something. it's like a built-in foolproof feature that you could use in case you got infected with a virus or in case some update broke something. I'd recommend trying both, top to bottom

[@Notyouraveragename]

​@@R-T_VA Hear hear! As someone who touched the industry. 70-90% of profits from places like steam/indie game store for indie games like Changed (Dragonsnow) or undertale go through. But for AAA corps like Ubisoft/Ea/Blizzard? Yeah if they get 50 billion more dollars they'll fire 10 million dollars worth of artists and declare they made 0.1 billion more. Yeah feel free to f2p and even some indie game devs have worn both shoes. (We were all starving college students once). But if you start pirating their shit and talk openly about stealing their stuff, and how it's "morally correct" as they glare at you and start screaming at them that everyone else's money belong to artists or pirates. It becomes very socially awkward for everyone lmao. We all gotta keep food on our table and people have worn both shoes. I've worked with other devs who were screaming at runescape devs while being plants vs zombie devs and both of them basically screamed. "OH YEAH! IF ADDING A 4TH RAID IS SO EASY, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A 4TH GAME!" and the other was screaming "OH yeah, If adding a raid is so hard, WHY ISN'T IT THERE!" "It takes me 40 HOURS to add 5 second of content, modeling, coding, scripting!" "IT TAKES ME 40 HOURS TO ADD 12 seconds of content, painting, animating, coding and scripting!" "WELL WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING IT!?" "Uhl...." "Wait.. you're shirking off work too. aren't you???" "Okay, caught, guilty!" "I still want your money" "It's mine, @!#@!## YOU!" "STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN GAME!" "NO, !@## YOU!!!" Ahh. The circle of strife.

[@0852657luis]

A virus that doesn't want anything outright it's pretty sus.😅

[@Notyouraveragename]

I know it's humorous but if this happens get totalAV. but if you're pirating indie games who get 70-90% of revenue off epicgamestores i judge u as a gam maker. But if you pirate ea or play ea i don't. Times are tough and we can't buy developers 7th yacht. But im not gonna make money if people steal all of minez for people who want it all.But i guess we gotta play our own cards lol. Off the top of my head though i'd still recommend a scan. As someone pc literate, here are things that are possible for me to put on your computer, and im not a professional. Just a novice for what cybersecruity classes show. 1. Potential trojan / RATs (Remote access programs a hacker could use to remote control your information. I've used self done ones to play runescape from a mobile phone, but hackers can use this to steal items / paypal info / wire money away / seize control of you during paypal.) OF course can != do. I can do it, i don't do it nor ever will. I will use it to play runescape, but it's a common scam. Cyber security you have to be ahead on top of advances by knowing it. 2. Keylogger, dime a dozen. This is why we have encryptors 3. Ad injectors / resource hogs / crypto miners / Ransomware. Lock down your computer or just add in annoying ads, potentially fake "INSTALL FREE ANTIVIRUS NOW!", which leads you to installing a worse virus. I would just get a reputable software of your choice. I've used Malwarebytes, Total AV, Spybot search and destroy and mc afee free and i have to say so far. Total Av > Malwarebytes / Spybot search and destroy seem great. But you want to check everything before installing it and do official site only tho. It's probably over reading into a joke. It's your computer virus, not mine, and maybe it'll just play cat videos or try to steal all your money or mine crypto. Have fun! :D

[@Swordofswordom]

"Hi, just a little screen flicker here, could just be a loose cable or something... swell time to do some online banking eh? 👁👅👁" 🤣

[@huvjh6594]

not quite, most malware nowadays stays hidden for as long as possible, to steal as much information as possible

[@tonygamer4310]

@@huvjh6594 yeah malware that does anything else is either ransomware or scareware. Most malware is designed to steal information though, so revealing that to the user by doing anything is just going to ruing the odds of getting useful data

[@Autism-Creature]

Oh boy free keyloger

[@partialbullet2215]

IT’S THE ONLY OPTION I HAVE

[@jamueI]

Fr😔

[@Notyouraveragename]

Starcraft 2 coop Epic games Free weekly games (Ex: Dishonored, bioshock, indie games, etc) o Overwatch 2, (requires phone / blood sacrifices to blizzard), hearthstone o Emulators like retroarch (N64 has some good forgotten games like Kirby crystal shards (Combinable abilities), Bomberman 64 1 + Second attack (Elemental bombs). Gameboy games like Warioland 3, pokemons, etc. F2p games or games with play to pay systems like Old school runescape. Buy once and own forever games like Guild wars 2 (15$ to buy path of fire + Thorns on sale, own for life. Slow updates, but fair side mmorpg with no sub with really good combat and really fun quest fights and 10 years of backlogged, slow, glacial content. But really worth playing at least 15$ path of fire + thorns. Eod kinda sucks. Only get EOD if it's on sale or you want gold farming zones. The story isn't as good as the other ones. ) Wow privates are there but honestly, without the people a lot of them are kinda empty and wow is dated ngl. The people are what make the game good. Alternaively. Yes i know mcjobs are a insult, but 20 hrs a week is a 12 pm to 4 pm for 5 days into a 400$ / week paycheck.

[@iana6713]

Ah, memories. The weird dialog box where it shouldn't be, and the realisation.... Aw, nuts!

[@elecmagpulse7385]

I dunno, my pirated antivirus software says that nothing’s wrong, despite what my CPU usage says.

[@jamueI]

Baidu be like:

[@Notyouraveragename]

Try ctrl alt delete to check task manager by cpu usage. And check boot up screen to see if anything sussy is going on. - Signed evil computer person. And yes i had to get a evil degree and stocks and beep boop stuff. Degrees locked in unless 40,000$-200,000$ falls out of the sky and a 4-6 year time traveling machine comes around.

[@minignoux4566]

​@@Notyouraveragenameand when you turn on task manager the cpu usage suspiciously goes down

[@ginqus]

​@@minignoux4566 no that's just windows moment, i guess task manager eats up a lot of cpu when it's loading. if it was a virus that overloads cpu only when task manager isn't active, then my fans would be spinning like there's no tomorrow all the time. and they don't.

[@minignoux4566]

@@ginqus lmao, task manager is the most lightweight windows app, ain't no way its taking 70% of my cpu

[@Etx-z9]

Ah yes, pirated games, with a side of malware, as a treat :)

[@DerTK]

Finaly a free Virus

[@bigswanks]

As someone who has never owned a computer, I DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND I SWEAR(I dont)

[@mikai137]

Apparently if you're on a pirate website and a prompt screen pops up and disappears it's REALLY bad, that's what I've heard at least

[@bigswanks]

@@mikai137 can I eated the pop up

[@mikai137]

@@bigswanks maybe, if you're fast enough

[@bigswanks]

@@mikai137 can I eated you

[@skyaero8773]

A common way of getting a virus is from downloading a virus that claims to be something else. If you see a windows command prompt that pops up and then disappears its very likely whatever program just ran infected your PC

[@newfie7559]

Piracy isnt stealing if buying isnt owning.

[@Notyouraveragename]

It is if it's indie games that get 70-90% of proceeds and you'd have bought without. But if it's Ea/Activision/Ubisoft or a company doing layoffs. Please do. Just support games you like. But if you do, some people are on both shoes, but if you brag about stealing indie games and never buying like Undertale / changed. I will judge you if you ask for money to be thrown at people who openly have no qualms stealing other people's stuff. >:/

[@newfie7559]

@@Notyouraveragename oh, no i primarily meant ubisoft, and other large game corporations that attempt to say we dont own the games we pay for. Indie games are unlikely to do this, and as such im perfectly fine with paying for them. So basically, if they try to say we dont own the game, just pirate it.

[@1stCallipostle]

PC players, it's your own dumbass fault for abandoning physical media. You created an eternal justification for them to take away as they please without any fear of repercussion

[@Silverthesonic]

@@NotyouraveragenameI cannot go 9 minutes without a mention to that rpgmaker game I feel like Stewie in that one episode of family guy where he gets jump scared by the queens album cover

[@ginqus]

2 options: 1. i pirate the game and play it, the devs don't get money from me 2. i don't play the game, the devs don't get money from me i buy good indie games when i can, but most of the time, i can't

[@ItsJustAdam1]

I'm... Traumatized as a protogen myself

[@ItsJustAdam1]

Please don't download any pirated games onto my system

[@haijehiemstra2883]

I have a usb stick with the memz virus... HMMMM... Should i, Or should i not? HMM... *Beep boop, Usb drive inserted noise.* What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ItsJustAdam1]

@@haijehiemstra2883 ... ... ... AAAAAAAA- *random ahh visor explosion*

[@Lemon_cat_assemble]

@@ItsJustAdam1*fixes the visor*

[@Demoknightf2]

*sends 57 gigabyte file labeled homework*

[@Micha-Hil]

if you open any software that isn't on github and/or open source and a cmd window pops up for 0.1 seconds kick your tower immediately and pray to god it unplugs

[@goldenpig6453]

bro its just a virus, why would you rather break your entire pc

[@user-hq1ec5ss8z]

I miss the time when I was a kid, downloading pirated games and then reloading the computer several times. (The talking virus ^w^ is awesome!)

[@Notyouraveragename]

Bonzi buddy keylogger for cute pet flashbacks.

[@ImRainPlays]

People wont stop positing this on the piracy subreddit

[@JuanGamer0202]

I stoped pirating games for a long time as a consequence of _having a job_ , and a few days ago a friend of mine wanted to play together but his game was pirated and couldnt connect with me, had to download a pirated version and ohh boy did I get a scare when my long gone friend mr.cmd window poped up for two seconds then disapeared forever

[@blanceofficial]

the "ok byeeeeee" was personal

[@JoeSmith-qy6qo]

wait that’s a virus!? i’m so cooked.

[@psyclonepman]

not always, but sometimes...

[@SleepyWikley]

ggs my man

[@franckcrdraws]

I'm happy to see you doing nuttimeister's comics!! :D

[@nylonzero9048]

My dumbass 10 year old self playing hacked flash games:

[@DJ_Relax]

It's usually a replacement for a licensed launcher / check of some sort. You should worry if a AAA game *doesn't* show a command window

[@TheOne_6]

(protogent advert starts)

[@FancyPantaloons]

Oh shit! My system crashed! I lost all my data but i had an anti-virus!

[@Notyouraveragename]

Super why.., THey're the guy, they're super why!!! Protogen. I mean, Protogent!. Solving all your antivirus features. By adding more virus to computer!

[@avisprimey]

You were supposed to get Protogent dummy

[@UnrealOptimist]

I had three cmds open up for a second and then close

[@NekoNoob-jo5ju]

I love these cat skits too much they entertaining :3

[@catgod999]

that moment of dread when the command prompt pops up

[@PZFan101]

its either some sort of DRM bypasser or a spyware virus. 50/50

[@agostonpahi3816]

he went on the wrong fit-girl site, rookie mistake

[@Higndir22]

I like how he say "uh oh"

[@jellllllllllllllfyfish]

couldn't hold it in. the second i watched this video? immediate.. catgirl mode. i instantly put on the headband. it was just.. calling my name.

[@jonnaas]

Dude

[@jellllllllllllllfyfish]

@@jonnaas yes?

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Cute

[@satgurs]

pics or didnt happen

[@LemonSpacebirb]

The protogen side of me is scared The avali side on the other hand

[@qwerty07845]

lol this gives me ptsd when i was a kid and had like every single virus and rat possible installed on my pc 😭

[@Notyouraveragename]

Im pretty sure my brother installed viruses from gae corn when i was a kid and blamed it on me when i played wow on his computer. I know none of us were innocent, but he was watching gae corn from sus sites 5 years later and the only 2 sites i visited were wowhead and World of warcraft. I had my own computer to do the evil. It moved 5 mphs, it had 10 kbps internet, it took 2 hours to install murloc rpg and crashed (terrible game today, dated, but it was 'good' for then standards) We only had flash games like one more level to play and kongregate and andkon arcade. No money for games. And now with flash dead, i can't even play my childhood games. But now i have adult money and a computer and i use ai to do stuff while at work because circumstances chance and as a kid, you're time rich, money poor. As a adult, you're money better, time poor. But you can still be money poor if you make the wrong choices. Like backing into traffic. Doesn't matter how we want the world to work or if gta has bouncy cars if you're in a irl car crash. Stuff you work 20 years for can be gone in 1 instant, in a 1 second mistake. :/

[@Mattssz]

Foe free?! Ty dew been looking for one for a while..

[@tailsdollbelike]

Me using famitrack and ignoring the "not secure":

[@tab7302]

OHH, that’s why cmd appears out of nowhere.

[@dogdillon2]

cmd prompt jumpscare

[@seapicklofficial91]

Wdym? The pirate game option is next to the download button all the time!

[@AsoGamer33]

virus: exists pc: Danger: the emergency self-destruct system is now activated. Computer will destruct in T-1 sec- *BOOM*

[@user-xo3ll4wr3d]

cmd actually opens everytime you boot up windows

[@Spek5ter]

XD i love the energy this video gives x3

[@prongles10]

THIEF, YOU WHO STOLE MY GAME... THIEF, FEEL THE BURNING SHAME!

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

The cmd that appears for a second.

[@combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420]

remember: pirate games safely

[@noobyboilolz]

0:04 "check in for a sec" am i the only one who heard "enforcement"?

[@SonicGaming6]

If it asks you to run a game with admin than that pops up... Just reinstall windows at that point

[@nuttimeister]

damn this is high quality as hell. i approve 👍

[@htoaletaarxidatet]

no its evil

[@DustinHarrisonCat]

My boy got that virus!!

[@SimonsAstronomy]

This never happened to me And i have 20+ pirated games

[@timsuckgeography6860]

0:13 * bros blow up in a second *

[@dewperland]

split second decisi-

[@MaxwellCatAlphonk]

Memes like these just 🎉 and 😎🥄 🎄

[@chexo3]

i mean, there *are* valid reasons for a pirated game to be running a batch script. Such as unpacking the files. Or applying some sort of patch.

[@elpelucactronplus3607]

Me with my collection of 100 unholly games I clearely don't have (I never had a virus really)

[@Asherbird25]

wait is that a virus thing oh no

[@hayden1294]

Predatory loans is here for your pc

[@funnydotyes]

why does that pop up when i boot into my computer??????? im scared

[@thewindbreaker34]

so that's what it meant when i downloaded from a shady pirate site instead of my usual one

[@GSFigure]

Me who immediately stops it by using powershell and preparing a command to kill cmd.exe if it ever appears without my permission

[@fnafworldiscool]

me after finding the ip address of that one furry

[@burnttoast26]

Always be wary of the command console opening

[@atsizbalik]

if cmd appears when you boot up your pc, don't panic, it's normal

[@thewholecircus]

Trying to watch any Gundam series in 2024

[@DerangedMallard]

That's the cutest voice I've ever heard from a virus

[@vgiamp10]

IT'S MORALLY CORRECT TO PIRATE AAA GAMES IF YOU DON'T HAVE 50 BUCK FOR 1 GAME

[@ar15lvr]

why is his voice so cute bro

[@sam_the_yeen]

Thankfully this has never happened to me despite pirating games (Most I've pirated are games I already paid for on other platforms)

[@DarkxNinja_6707]

It’s so cute ❤

[@verbatimc3]

remember, if the installer doesn't have music it's a virus. a hundo p

[@iloveclash1918]

If you see the command prompt, you start sweating, even if nothing happens (I have owned plenty of pirated games)

[@DeltaXK144]

Oh no, my operating system!

[@Damglador]

Random console popup always stresses me

[@Tbjohn787]

I pirated COD 4 MW, COD MW2 (the old one), Red Alert 3, FNAF 1, and several movies. Im still standing, better than I've ever been.

[@2v02]

"Having an antivirus isn't mandatory" Yes it is if you're a pirate

[@luna.the_silly_wolf]

Sending this to my protogen boyfriend rn

[@dogmax.]

Now they have my credit card...but it's ok because I had no money on it anyway :D

[@Notyouraveragename]

If only you could like, Shikamaru transfer student loan debts and credit card debt onto hackers to keep it fair. THey steal your 300$ in the bank, But they steal our 10,000$ to 50,000$ of student loans and artists 22% apr 1000-4000$ in credit card debt. Muwhahaha!

[@dogmax.]

@@Notyouraveragename xd

[@kxtxklysm]

I've made viruses as a teen, I can tell you that this is just the executable finding a directory for cache cleanups and quick-StartUp

[@nope55666]

hmm, seems like the average thing that happens when downloading a game from 4chan.

[@zacharyshehab1201]

the toaster is going to flip out about this

[@Dantonfall]

I got a virus 4 days ago that stole all my Robux from me after spending 20$ for it. Just buy the games fair. It ain’t worth it.

[@dontkickmychick6076]

Unless this is a joke comment in which case it's not particularly funny, but if it isn't... What the hell were you actually doing? Roblox is free, and it should be common sense to never purchase it anywhere but from the site/a gift card. Unless your account got hacked, but in that case you wouldn't have access to it now either

[@Dantonfall]

@@dontkickmychick6076 I did purchase it on the actual site, and it ain't a joke. I just randomly got a virus on the PC and it seemed to do something to the account. I've been using a proper Anti-Virus since.

[@dontkickmychick6076]

​@@Dantonfall Huh, so another unrelated virus was already present and just activated when you bought the Robux? That seems to make more sense, but still I'd figure if it was something that could somehow extract Robux from your account then it would have to have access to it, at which point it could do a lot more destructive things than simply siphoning Robux. If it was dormant there and just showed itself now I'd potentially be worried about the safety of other data such as passwords at that point

[@htoaletaarxidatet]

dude downloaded game from shady uzbekistani website

[@12DAMDO]

my pc does this too lol.. can't find in task manager whatever is causing it..

[@did1066]

Torent Igruha expirience:

[@justkitcadAfurry]

oh yeah, virus! ^^

[@pundauoun]

私の脳は緻密です

[@DanTheScketcher]

As a pirate i confirm what you have a chance to get a virus by downloading games

[@MrLocurito]

OH BOY!!! FREE VIRUS!!! YIPEE!!!

[@Jacko_hedgehog]

Funny Why does my spine suddenly hurt?

[@ultraplayer6418]

Dewper commits piracy revealed

[@bucket236]

I'll take anything, as long as it's free

[@shadykitty7493]

free aids UwU

[@Appurujakku]

I love this video

[@hjlap]

The youtube to mp4 experience

[@rooprop946]

EXPLOSION *pop*

[@john_cena420]

I still have 20 years

[@ruifengguo2019]

the cut💀

[@jasonls221]

Gotta use trusted sources

[@randomguyorsmth-jc7sy]

my modded geometry dash flashes command prompt whenever i close it

[@tbuk8350]

The command prompt popping up isn't really a sign of a virus, just a lazy dev. Lots of installers do it, and I don't think someone repacking a game would care enough to remove it. Basically, the command prompt always shows up for every application in Windows by default, you have to specifically compile it in silent mode for it to not appear.

[@lemonadeUvU]

elamigos leaked footage

[@ozzyvr_alt_no_faek]

this use to happen to me when i first got a pc

[@Starmie_]

What could possibly go wrong from a command menu appearing and leaving instantly?

[@leeperhapsbased.9057]

I may be in a region where I can't just top up my Steam wallet directly from a debit card But I still won't be raising that funny business flag If there's a gaming need, there's a way lol

[@lavv4741]

WHERE CAN I GET A FREE VIRUS