Old people are ruining Britain.

Hello,
I wrote this silly rant today, not to be taken seriously. :) g4rdenspoon facebook page: www.facebook.co...

[@Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

@g4rdenspoon My Grandparents redefined 'odd' ;) I have so many stories about them!! My Granny would always take us to see a film at the local pictures, in Derby, when we stayed with her....She would always fall asleep about 5 minutes after the film started, then wake up about half an hour before the end of the film and say 'You're not really watching this, are you?' and we'd have to leave....every time!! I know Disney films aren't that interesting for adults, but really..... ;)

[@jondavis1234]

You ought to turn on a light, Paul. Quite dark there!

[@steviejacko]

hahaha i thought they were looking for dog ends , but yes now you come to mention it , you are spot on mate , very good observations , cheep as chips lol

[@Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

Old people are bonkers! My Granny had an old poodle which was called Felix, until it became so fat from overfeeding that she changed its name to 'Zombie'! When me & my sis used to go and stay with her, as children, she used to ask us what we wanted for dinner, we'd always ask for stew, as it was our favourite! She'd always cook a huge casserole in the oven & when it was ready, give us a tiny portion & the rest would go in Zombie's dog bowl! We used to say we would eat Pedigree Chum instead ;)

[@Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

(cont.) We sometimes wondered if this was what it was actually made of lol

[@Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

@DibbersPage It gives them a lovely glossy coat though ;)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@HOPE77z What, old people?

[@g4rdenspoon]

@HOPE77z Yes, at least until we get old... :)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@Wysiwygnuttyjo51 Classic tale that Joe. :) Mine didn't do anything odd like this, I feel like I've missed out now...

[@g4rdenspoon]

@theloathlydaddy Yes, naughty aren't they?

[@g4rdenspoon]

@TheMinisterofDefence No, my grandparents were normal people, not like other old people sharpen their teeth on bits of flint and keep dead wasps in the freezer. :)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@steviejacko Well now you know. :) Thanks mate

[@g4rdenspoon]

@alphasimaed Thank you :)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@jondavis1234 I had the biggest light of all on.

[@SpiritmanProductions]

lol

[@g4rdenspoon]

@SpiritmanProductions :)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@Wysiwygnuttyjo51 Ha ha!! That's brilliant. :)

[@g4rdenspoon]

@DibbersPage I wonder what the remaining 10% prefer... Probably coal. :)

[@TheMinisterofDefence]

awww...poor old people..if your gran was alive, she'd put catfood in your next pie for sure! (If she IS alive, my apology, if she's NOT alive, it's probably because she couldn't take your cruelty!), lol. :)