Olive Garden Unlimited Pasta Pass Exclusive Unboxing

It's the spaghettageddon for real: My unlimited Pasta Pass has arrived from Olive Garden and here's the exclusive unboxing just for you.
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[@TheAurtherDent]

This might be the most middle class unboxing video I've ever seen.

[@samuelraymond4028]

TheAurtherDent 🔥🔥🔥

[@slumgullion313]

Fuck you bro. The Olive Garden is fucking lit. Go eat the fucking tour of Italy by yourself.

[@slumgullion313]

I feel bad about that, I hope you have a friend to go with you.

[@ororion212]

It's been 5 years,we miss you Dad please come back to us

[@PersonalPariah]

Ooof... a damning indictment of the crippled US middle class.

[@willowk]

This video exudes an ominous, sensual energy

[@djangodakoti5242]

hahaha it really does. I've been scrolling for a comment that I could like, and this explains exactly how I feel.

[@sarahb3nyakar]

Justin has an unlimited pasta pads he would like to share with you, along with something else he'd like to share…

[@Winchesterly]

honestly, that's kinda how i feel about justin in general... lol

[@hissingfaunaa]

It's the thumvnail

[@dearoldmold]

I felt it in the first ten seconds and it was unnerving.

[@NerdGlitter]

I want a transcript of this video read at my funeral.

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

Michael J. Caboose "That's all that's in the box. ... This bad boy's goin' in the wallet."

[@c1nnamodoll]

"you _know_ that's how we do it at the Pasta Party--we're _still_ gonna leave that gratuity."

[@WellWoopdidoo]

Get a casket with a nice magnetic click.

[@spankythemushroom8469]

"Thahahats a spicy meaaatball!"

[@Maxuture]

Congratulations from olive us.

[@popburnsy3207]

I just want you to know that there's somebody shaking their head in disappointment at your pun-work here 4 years later. I hope you're happy.

[@Aski_Baski]

@@popburnsy3207 that would be me.

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@Aski_Baski Y'all are crazy. This is art.

[@starchilder734]

your pun has created a ripple through time. you have caused groans from years in the future. you monster.

[@dampfoxes]

This video is simultaneously the most joyous and the saddest thing I've ever seen

[@1-1-5-2]

dampfoxes this is what life is

[@CharismaticMegafauna]

The level of satire in this is absolutely boggling. Justin is too powerful for this world.

[@marti5420]

never confuse Justins ironic energy for satirizing his love of unlimited pasta. The last man to make this mistake.... lets just say, that man never got his unlimited pasta pass.

[@MaxGreen111]

I choose to believe this is all fully sincere.

[@karinewilson1752]

That jacket looks like it belongs as a seat cover on some form of public transportation but Justin's hair looks fly as hell in this video

[@faroshscale]

Or a booth at Olive Garden coincidentally enough

[@apinkgoat]

Ooo mystery stains

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

*holds up solid, dry card* "Liquid gold."

[@TalexTheLich]

I'm sure there was some oil or something on it

[@marlesimms]

Hahaha I thought that too. Neither liquid nor gold... yet somehow both?!

[@miabobeea2644]

That pass reads like a college acceptance letter

[@SolarTactician]

With the total lack of any context other than MBMBaM, this feels like I tripped into a parallel universe where Justin got a bit too deep into Munch Squad

[@buymyfinepies]

*taako never used the unlimited pasta pass at fantasy olive garden*

[@gowonmode]

to be fair, im pretty sure justin didnt use it either

[@fontaine587]

don’t worry i’m pretty sure they retconned it to never expire

[@psyducktective]

He traded it to Garfield for something I think?

[@Aitherion]

maybe he did during one of the breaks between arcs

[@bitchboy69420]

I'm proud to announce that I was the 420th like

[@Paintballchicke]

And then, 3 days later, Juice ate so much carbonara that he died

[@AlphaMaleJoey]

Charlie Hauxwell is it possible to like a comment two times at once

[@scarletbard6511]

@@AlphaMaleJoey Just make two accounts.

[@user-fb7uf3ur3n]

this feels like watching an audition tape for the joker

[@starfools6170]

this video emits such a specific and indescribable mood. thanks

[@ntkrieg]

I love how this is 180 degrees from how he feels about it on the podcast.

[@a.e.3984]

I feel like it's just two different stages of grief (sorry for replying to your 7yr old comment)

[@AltDelete]

Please think of your wife, your newborn, and your fans before eating seven weeks of Olive Garden pasta.

[@cozybowl3769]

This video is 7 years old but exudes bigger videos made during quarantine energy than the ones actually made recently.

[@maxamillionpolo8164]

I don’t know why I was recommended this 5 years after the fact, but this is the only thing keeping me going through this pandemic

[@24601st]

its relevant due to sonic the movie

[@Safrina001]

It’s been several years and my grasp on the English language still isn’t strong enough to describe the very specific energy that this video radiates

[@sleepykoinu]

Disturbed sensual sarcastic pasta

[@Safrina001]

Yeah those are the ones. Those are the correct words.

[@thatartguy725]

"If there was a home invasion right now and it was between my newborn daughter and this pasta pass it'd be a toss up. It'd be hard. It wouldn't be hard. *whispering to pasta pass* it'd be you girl"

[@arcademiller9812]

this is consistently the most unironically funny video ive ever watched

[@realAdultProdigy]

I was POSITIVE that when he cracked open that box, a big shimmering pile of the chocolate mints would pop out, possibly accompanied by a short snippet of Dean Martin singing Innamorata.

[@pixumbreon]

i can't decide if this video is cursed or blessed

[@hannahrohlfing7898]

Pix both

[@pinkiegoof]

One deity has cursed it, and another has blessed it

[@laurakramer4888]

Yes

[@snazzy9175]

Blursed

[@TajesMahoney]

Role model right here.

[@honeyhannijung]

Thank you, KZbin algorithm. Yes, I do in fact want to watch Justin McElroy unbox a pasta pass right now, while I lay in bed, gripped by anxiety, and eating dole pineapple slices.

[@Candle95]

Justin is the only person I know of that has worked somewhere, hated it with a passion, and continued to patronize the hell out it.

[@kappaross6124]

One day, Justin's daughter is going to find this video. And she will be proud.

[@kinspower]

@David Mayilyan wait what

[@LNKnK]

Wait!? And maybe I am remembering wrong but didn't you work at Olive Garden in the past!?!? To quote Aubrey "Drake" Graham, "Started from the bottom now we here..." The American Dream... is alive... Jay Gatsby wasn't staring at a dock light, it was Justin McElroy flashing that pasta pass!

[@Sammie1053]

The green was him throwing up because Olive Garden is nasty

[@axolotlking1072]

Hi... its been five years. Are you happy with this comment? You should be, it’s perfect

[@phoebethyre]

Linze Lucas this is the comment from 5 years ago that finally broke me down at 5 in the morning

[@Svgarcanna]

This is the most unironically hilarious thing I’ve ever read

[@revenevan11]

Sometimes, you just gotta climb up the tallest cellphone tower you can find in rural ohio at 4am just to read this comment and listen to this video as you watch the sunrise. What you do while waiting for the sunrise is up to you, but it is *ESSENTIAL* that you make it to the top before the stroke of 4am. To avoid dire consequences beyond human understanding...

[@brotherTodd]

I know you're only supposed to bring your pass, but will you consider bringing that sweet, sweet box with you every time you attend your pastapaloozas? You can stick a little notepad in there and keep track of your visits.

[@MusicAndSkittles]

I watch this sometimes to remind me how Justin is a man chasing his dream in the constant and unforgiving world. He can't be stopped on his trail to luxury and opulence.

[@shaynethome2769]

I've never been attracted to Justin before now

[@dottyContrarian]

same

[@maesterkatten]

this is *exactly* what i thought. i'm a bit shocked tbh

[@myles985]

Wait it isn't just me i

[@titustsimonjela2627]

Seven weeks is the most you can do before you transform into a pasta titan.

[@clairemckinley691]

Whenever I’m feeling bad I know I can take solace in the fact that this video will always be here for me. I can return and enjoy the warm pasta embrace sensually delivered into my ear holes by Justin’s sultry voice. Makes the world melt away like Parmesan on top of linguine. Nothing better

[@alanhomehome]

I want you to be my crazy uncle that takes me to pasta parties after soccer games.

[@cowboy8494]

This video locked in Justin's status as my favorite boy

[@epsereth]

A wild ride from start to finish, 4 stars out of 5

[@kevinjesse3062]

I have a literal physical need for updates on every use of the pasta pass.

[@RacharTrek]

hahaha Justin is so cute.

[@freezyrat2983]

I don't know how I missed this video for so many years but it seems Justin and his Unlimited Pasta Pass have come exactly when I needed them most

[@tombones]

chya'boi

[@bassetts1899]

this is one of my favourite videos on this hellish website

[@taakotuesdays]

the energy coming from this video is unknowable, but holy hell is there a lot of it

[@Anonymous29785]

I think part of the energy of this video is the him having to look up at the camera, ever so slightly akin to how Gollum looks up you while eating a mouthful of raw fish

[@foxmfilms]

uh oh. i seem to have found myself head over heels in love with this sweet boy

[@mage9618]

"You have achieved"

[@thatquietkid]

i've only been getting into Monster Factory recently but already Justin is my favorite, he locked it in with this video alone

[@abunchofletters9507]

thatquietkid Such soft boys!

[@rangersbaseball2]

Griffin is best boy

[@helencashwes]

Travis is best boy and we all know it deep down

[@hannahrohlfing7898]

I guess I have to be the tie breaker. *thinks* SKSKSK I CANT DECIDE

[@arson9662]

Whoa whoa whoa, why do we have to pick?! They are all really good boys. I say they’re all best boys

[@kismet4743]

I’m so glad I got zooted before watching this bc it feels like Justin is directly speaking to my SOUL

[@lillyhill6093]

the first thought I had when I first found this video is an absolute understanding. it was then I became thoroughly impressed with justin's sheer talent. because from the first frame it was obvious that this video was evil. 100%. how did he even do that. how do you create an essence that gives off psychic damage like that.

[@marlesimms]

Profoundly evil. And here I am luxuriating in that energy and that space, playing the video on repeat. And what does that say about ME??

[@Hanklerfishies]

I love my sweet boy's freckles... damn

[@SwitcherooU]

$100 seems like great value for a bit of this caliber.

[@packaday266]

Me, in quarantine, binging McElroy videos: "This one... I dunno about this one."

[@enpope]

best part of this is the not-so-hidden baby spew on your black shirt

[@Petersfield141]

How you can keep your eye on anything but the pasta pass I will never know.

[@smulligan]

Is this the REAL Eric Pope? If so, you do great things my man

[@waitwhat9063]

Chris Martin I can't help but stare at his freckles and diasteMA he's so beautiful

[@nomoremaybes]

Father Mac just unboxed the pasta pack, Gonna eat pasta faster than a shark attack.

[@ceilingeye]

nomoremaybes Was that a glass shark attack?

[@basilliketheleaf]

Hey pasta paaaals -- it's ya boy Justin McElroy back at it with another pasta party -- why am I wearing this jacket? 'Cause it's a pasta party. Why is it a pasta party? -- 'Cause guess what came in the mail today. Check this out. That's right -- from the Darton family of restaurants. That could only mean one thing. Ya boy's unlimited pasta pass... Is here. Wait -- it's... Wait... IS HEEERE. I've been waiting to unbox this with YOU. I didn't even crack this bitch -- [whispers] open. Let's see what we GOT. Gimme the past -- ooh... It's got a good magnetic click -- aaaagh. Know you like -- [inhale] OHOHOHO. [In an italian accent] That's a spicy meatball. Mmm. Well let's see what we have here, it says: From all of us at Olive Garden: Congratulations!... Congratulations on spending one-hundred dollars for eating unlimited pasta for seven weeks. We congragulate you. You have achieved. Congratulations from all of us at the Darton Family of-of brands. Uh, let's see what we got. Uh, here's... seven weeks to eatin' leet- eatin' leet it says and here are the... it's an exclusive premiere! Uh... This one was made just for me and there's some stipulations here. Some good news on this front -- Me and my free guest are gonna recieve some free Coca-Cola soft drinks as they watch me eat free pasta. There are one-hundred and forty-four combinations, you know ya boy's gonna get into all of 'em, 'cause that's how we do here on the pasta paaaartyyy. Uh, here's how it works: When the server greets us, I'm gonna present the pasta pass -- Gonna get those drinks going right away. Dip into those -- don't wanna get charged for that round. And then after the meal, I give the pasta pass to the server. She's gonna run it and then I gotta pay the balance, and it still wants me to tip. You know that's how we do it at the pasta party, we're still gonna leave the gratuity. What's this in here? [Low whistle] Here it is... The Pasta Pass. [Kiss] Liquid gold. If-If I had a home invation right now and someone was gonna take my newborn daughter and my pasta pass... I don't know. It would-It would be a toss up. It would be hard. [Whispers] It wouldn't be hard. It's all you girl. [Normal voice] The box still feels heavy. I'm hopin'... the Darton Family of brands has got me somethin' special. In the bo- I mean, that's all that's in here... but... it's heavy! So I could -- [smack, smack] I'm hopin'... It's like National Treasure... I don't wanna destroy the boy 'cause then I can't sell it on Ebay! But it's really heavy -- [Laughs] I don't know why they ship something so heavy! It feels prestigious, but there's nothin' else in it! I don't think... [crack] [wince] Let's -- No. It's just thick cardboard. It's just weighty -- There's no secrets. When I tweet this out to them they're gonna be like [sighs] Pasta King. J-Man. Hoops, you missed it. But... I think that's all that's in the box. So... This has been today's pasta party, y'know this bad boy's goin' in... the wallet. And I'm -- I'll catch you... next time... there is a promotion... to pay one-hundred dollars... to eat unlimited pasta. Cha'boy.

[@eliisgrumpy]

I know this was 4 years ago but I am, quite frankly, baffled that you took time out of your fleeting life to transcribe this wonderful pasta presentation.

[@DaMaLoJo]

@@eliisgrumpy i am similarly baffled but still quite grateful and appreciative of the implicit humor of it

[@DaMaLoJo]

I also just noticed that there's a comment two comments down that requests a transcript of this video be read at their funeral so it seems fortuitous

[@basilliketheleaf]

​@@eliisgrumpyhi thank you, i was very high when i did it

[@KenzieKaddl]

justin makes me a better person

[@lennoxdraws]

what an Atmosphere

[@deviantstudios4248]

I'm 5000% positive that this isn't a video of Justin, but of some Eldrich terror attempting to take his form. The face is just too off.

[@katherinelawless8945]

I’m feeling the absolute worst rn and it still cheers me up

[@gemmamalo96]

this just popped up in my recommended again and i just shook my head and whispered "such a good video, oh my god" without fully realizing i was doing it

[@c-line6294]

Can’t believe Justin McElroy predicted the Sonic movie

[@lysonnite]

Justin's speaks in this video like he's telling you an absolutely hilarious joke that only he understands

[@alicegisler6789]

It's like in making this, Justin briefly quantum-entangled with the soul of his middle-school-aged self. The sheer awkward earnestness of this vid makes me grin from ear to ear.

[@endlesschris1834]

I watch this daily

[@imadinowithoutaname]

Chris Tremblay how's that been going?

[@echopathy]

gold. i love how he can barely contain his own spit. 'It feels prestigious.'

[@Frogster7]

this video made me extremely uncomfortable

[@kylejscheffler]

Zesty same, but in the best possible way

[@1-1-5-2]

me too but also at the same time i've never been more relaxed

[@jeromeriedl]

He flawlessly makes less than 4 minutes feel like an hour

[@taylorlaubs8917]

out of context i would think this was some drunk dude who’s super excited about his carb intake

[@mimimustrule]

DIDNT HE...NEVER USE IT

[@lauren-su2qb]

So handsome

[@chevic4481]

look at his lil face!! sweet baby juice!

[@sharkofjoy]

This remains one of the best videos ever.

[@moonymoonzzimoon7399]

Just the fucking introduction induced a deep profound ominous energy that made my entire body tremble

[@canadiancruelty]

The energy that this video brings is indescribable and unfathomable

[@sophie_manophie820]

the McElroy’s are my actual ROLE MODELS this is who I look up to.

[@Cohozuner]

I'm getting into the Mcelboys late in 2020 so all this is getting recommended to me now and it's phenomenal to take all their content into my brain at once with the non-stop laughs 😂

[@WhoLetThemIn]

Free pasta and Cola soft drinks, I think the kids call that #goals

[@NoraMeld]

Justin "Alpha" McElroy and his unlimited pasta pass is the best voice acting duo of the decade

[@Kuupoju]

This is depraved.

[@beaniecattube]

Justin is one of the many men on earth who is becoming more handsome as he ages.

[@ET-pv9kv]

This was just recommended to me during the corona virus mass quarantine and I thought he deadass bought the unlimited pasta pass right before everything shut down! I felt so bad for him

[@gemstone4264]

Had to come back here because of Spaghettaggeddon 2.

[@patrix4th]

Justin is my hero. He's freaking hyped about this and it makes me laugh because nobody can ruin his good mood during this moment.

[@stevebriner2420]

Is this the Fantasy Costco? Cause all my dreams just came true.

[@jacobherlin3704]

KZbin recommended this video to me on March 25, 2020, at few hours after my state's governor ordered a lockdown. I thought it was one of the McElroy family's many quarantine live streams, but it's actually from a simpler time, six years ago. When you could go to an Olive Garden, sit down, and eat unlimited pasta. You can't do that any more.

[@RayceARoni]

I don't know why YT recommended this video, but I couldn't stop laughing.

[@anya5635]

The Vibes emanating off this video are...incredible

[@basicindiebro]

The way this video ends with the Kubrick stare

[@thatquietkid]

justin actually bought this pasta pass at Sheetz at a discount

[@GreenEyedSummerGirl]

I found this deeply haunting video by accident and I don't know if I'm better or worse for it.

[@willafowler5530]

this has such a unique energy i cannot possibly describe

[@greengrasse120]

I was intensely uncomfortable during every second of this video despite knowing its 100% goof

[@arcadeparty4946]

it's still funny 3 years later

[@ghostification]

he looks so good in this video and also hes a pure boy and i love him also someone pointed out his freckles which i didnt realize he had and im in love with them

[@ZanraiKid]

I can’t tell if Taako would be insulted by the fact Justin’s getting jazzed over Olive Garden’s food or proud because he’s saving that coin in the long run. Going with a Column A, Column B scenario.

[@RobynHarris]

The "Unlimited Pasta Pass" good for 'endless meals' that ends after a month. Well, at least it is as truthful as everything else spewing out of this place.

[@krfrostbight1489]

The faces he makes get me every time😂😂

[@rachelrachel9152]

It's so surreal it's almost like he's drunk the way he tilts his head and drags out his words and has a slight smile the whole time

[@hollyjo161821]

I needed this today. Thank you

[@philipsalama8083]

I'd be too ashamed to actually show the server the pass. Also, how is it a "never ending" pasta pass if it only lasts seven weeks?

[@kingcrimson4133]

It's a seven week portal to a universe of never ending pasta.

[@jrootabega]

You misunderstood it's seven weeks a year, culminating in the harvest festival and lottery

[@lumen8341]

he never used it. still breaks my heart. he's a bean boy now though so we're all just dust in the wind

[@marlesimms]

Hah ok. Seven weeks = 49 days. Justin vowed in this video to sample all 144 pasta configurations available. Leaving a mere three days of 2-pasta/day reprieve, that means THREE OLIVE GARDEN PASTAS PER DAY. Really work that calculus through your mouth, work it round your taste buds, send it down your throat, let it sit like wet cement in your gut, and then pass it through your intestines. This pasta pass is a really challenging concept