Irish Mob

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

If you're grading Conner O'Malley's characters on a curve, this is one of the more level headed and intelligent of them.

[@bashthelegend]

Hello Angelo, hope you're doing well.

[@superidot1]

Character? This isn't one of his funny skits This is literally him

[@tann_man]

He’s not acting

[@Meeminator]

There are 15 characters in Conner O’Malley

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

DEM CURVES BOOOOYYYYY

[@samoneill2731]

I feel like Conner buys himself a new coat and then makes up the character

[@aiber3303]

The characters are written on a per-coat basis

[@iamgod2063]

this guy has to be israeli. hes the least irish person ive ever seen. hes just making fun of irish people being dominated by the israeli mob.

[@videospacegames3321]

@@iamgod2063 "Conner O'Malley" isn't Irish enough???

[@zekeybeats2927]

@@videospacegames3321 nope. But the coat tho

[@bogglemeister4204]

@@iamgod2063 israeli mob???

[@Gibling]

Drinking Arizona Iced Tea in a brown paper bag. "This world is bullshit."

[@bmo14lax]

Cut to the under armour shirt, 👌

[@trespittman1055]

They don't drink water, they drink Arizona iced tea

[@JOHNNORMAL-p9u]

Fucking hilarious

[@marinauts6462]

This might be the quietest character Conner has played

[@tehpiratezorz]

We can only hope this is part 1 of an irish mob saga, he's just getting warmed up

[@titlewave489]

that's because he's about to EXPLODE!

[@officialmasqq_594]

His silence is in fact sheer unadulterated Irish violence

[@nervesinapattern7261]

@@officialmasqq_594Squeaky wheel gets the grease, capiche?

[@charbroiledmonk1033]

That sad "oh" Conner gives when that guy bait-and-switched joining the Irish Mob seems genuine.

[@EddiedaCoolyest]

"we'll hit you up, what's your name?" "Tony" "Turtle?"

[@1brocktune]

i only noticed that exchange like the 4th time i watched this

[@drphiI]

The footage of Conner shuffle-dancing in front of a group of middle-aged men singing Paradise City has been burned into my mind forever.

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

"Middle aged"

[@dogchaser520]

@@kirkcavenaugh758 Ah right, that's 30 for you, isn't it

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

@@dogchaser520 definitely ain't 70

[@Nesqwikz]

Bro tried to sneak middle aged in there for comedic effect. L

[@Pendragon981]

Very true, it's a thing of both beauty and madness!..

[@brandonallen2301]

Connor O'Malley is precariously close to going from an experimental comedian to just a straight up sex icon

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

No reason to wake up sleeping dogs tho.

[@illitero]

@@MeisterburgerBurgermeister you can't crinkle the treat bag and expect them to stay asleep. No, they're up and SPRINTING to the kitchen. WOOF! WOOF! TREAT TIME!! 🐩🐩🐩

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

It's why most irish actors get their big breaks after they're 40, we age in to the sexiness.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Conner* It says it right there

[@WaltJr999]

I’m 3rd generation Irish and I’m prepared to do whatever it takes to join Conner

[@nolanstrout1712]

dont drink water and obtain a dui or two

[@swagzilla3000]

You shuffle dance?

[@TheRealNolanStyles]

You wouldn’t last half a second

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

Slant ye joe

[@ZeranZeran]

50 dogs

[@tara3710]

"big peppy daddy....walkin' around" - genius

[@Michael-pf8we]

Big “Papi” daddy

[@cerspence]

That acapella group sounded very nice 👍🏻

[@MrSh4des]

Yes

[@leafsoup]

2 best current right now youtuber comedians in the same place on a page on the web on my computer

[@Icronics]

@@JohnDoe-pb5cx LMAO fr I love em both but Conner is the OG

[@caseychapman9856]

@@Icronics @cerp Spence wishes he was this funny

[@2Dsuperhero]

no Vegemite in the fridge

[@sullysplatter]

"In the name of the Father, Son, and the Irish Mob" I'm dead

[@Summerphantom05]

This is more powerful than the opening of The Departed

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Scorsese ripped this dude off

[@wackyfunkmunster69]

"What's your name?" "Tony" "Turtle?"

[@leofogg-liedel3379]

"i'll give up every computer to bring the mob back, I hate to shit." truly a genius

[@rarianfields]

And yet "to shit" kinda works

[@Channel5YouTube]

We're in.

[@Vance1214]

Back in the mob baby

[@rw8945]

Would love to see Callahan & O’Malley collaborate

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

WHAT?! I love this so much.

[@MrNinjaone1]

andrew callaghan, the centrist whos blind to nazi azov influence in ukraine, centrist neoliberals who wanna make money to make space for russophobic propaganda is really what the west needed, thanks Andrew, too bad about the mushrooms that broke your brain and now u helping normalizing nazi's

[@caesarblanko1399]

connor is out, too mutch stupedia going on

[@sheanroche2548]

as a person who is Irish on both sides of my family, the bit about giving up every computer to bring back the mob really just hit different.

[@fireballninja01]

you’ll get there someday

[@JVKKV]

I’m Finnish and I’m about to go full Departed

[@DrexSux]

Damn I’m not Irish so that hit differently from how urs hit differently I think. I never felt how yours hit so I can’t really gauge how differently it hit, but I’m assuming it is differently since you being Irish makes you more affiliated with the Irish mob than me BY DEFAULT since you are Irish and I am not.

[@sheanroche2548]

dude my mom and dad left me in a supermarket im here rn @@DrexSux

[@floatahhh]

@@DrexSuxthe guys not Irish tho hes American who had an Irish ancestor

[@NM-ir6wd]

"I'd give up every computer to bring the mob back...I hate this shit" Me too Conner, me too

[@Uebermenschman]

Ed Sheeran has been awfully quiet since this dropped...

[@sodalilies]

looool

[@ElHeffJeff]

Have you ever seen Ed Sheeran and Conner O'Malley in a room at the same time?? Just sayin'...

[@Anthony-sg2su]

Coincidence? I think not.

[@YouTubeMy-kg3ho]

True

[@Levi_Tollefson]

He should join, he's a guy who knows the power of music!

[@OhanaFilms]

The fact that I'm watching this in 240p warms my heart. How is it even possible?

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

It’s the realness, buddy. Pixelated reality is not artificially sharpened, it’s raw. That guy is a genius in composing and packaging when it comes to blasting out a showcase unmatched.

[@OhanaFilms]

@@MeisterburgerBurgermeister So like (takes bong hit) what you are saying is that by making it less real it's even more real? Dude yesssssss! (bong hit)

[@zagzikush6934]

The perfect embodiment of the Irish struggle in 21st century New York. Amazing job, Conner.

[@codeman7253]

"I'd give up every computer to bring the mob back." 😂

[@cheezoncrack1]

Always nice seeing Connor isn’t dead.

[@FartquadGI]

Post truth

[@dogchaser520]

But Conner, on the other hand, is scamming dopes from the grave.

[@mw7845]

YET

[@chrisp.baconator8483]

I'm glad that channel 5 video on Philly brought me back here. I almost forgot the power of music

[@bretthomas9425]

Brown bagging Arizona iced fuggin' tea had me. Then he comes with *THIS WORLD IS BULLSH!T* Nearly had me spitting out my oatmeal.

[@rektyrektingson4668]

perfect lil moment

[@galopeian]

he really knows how to zero in one a Type Of Guy

[@GyroZeppel]

Got DUI’s!!!

[@tara3710]

so good

[@williambrasky3891]

Don’t eat oats. What are you a horse? Eat some real meal. Some gobbadagousch!

[@theoriginalmixedcompany8992]

Well it was a lot of fun doing this video with Connor O'Malley down in our hometown of Bayonne we look forward to doing a lot more videos with Connor O'Malley he's a very fun guy and we would like to thank him for giving us the opportunity

[@Marjoss1]

The legends themselves!!

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Y'all sounded great.

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

Every second of his videos feels like an eternity, and I LOVE it.

[@BumpTune8462]

“In the name of the father, the son, and the Irish mob” *jetski montage*

[@bobbydragon9322]

The Irishman remaster looks great.

[@davidbanner9069]

Frame-for-frame this is one of his best videos. Audio top notch. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Irish Mob ...

[@orvillesash]

we're talking retired cops playing for the other side.. we're talking newly bald men wearing flat caps. amen 2 the irish mob

[@enjoi0555]

The sync of the music with him doing a quick two jab 0:17 had me DYING

[@J0hnSell]

I literally spent 30 min making beats with it with the number "1" smoking camels in a leather jacket🤣

[@rapidbeta4]

"eat fast, got DUI's, don't drink water" shit, I'm trying to join the Irish minion squad

[@patrick4662]

Hit their kids lol

[@maxmonas7131]

0:17 is a stroke of editing genius

[@Eternalabyssoffical]

Everytime I see a Connor O' Malley video pop up in my feed a rush of fear goes through my body

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

This and a blunt.

[@Pendragon981]

LOL!!

[@legoyoda9782]

The PVC van video was one of the best recreations of what it feels like to be in a fever dream hallucination. Absolute masterpiece.

[@herricaj]

His best video in my opinion

[@cameronlamb1869]

I've watched / listened to this 25 times today

[@collintheshots9265]

I watch this once a week just to remind myself what I’m fighting for.

[@NG..]

Just wait till he gets the Irish Mob poppin off again… so beautiful it makes me sick

[@harrylime9611]

Im talking about hanging out at a bar with like 50 dogs and a bunch of guys drinking beer out of tiny glasses. Best line ever.

[@patrickbyrne5070]

My Irish ass fkin ded 😂

[@FranklyImDepressedAndAshamed]

Driving a jet ski while wearing a scally cap is a power move. I'm sure Whitey Bulger did this on a regular basis on the Charles River.

[@austinpigza]

The Departed is so underrated. Thanks for uploading this scene!

[@josephrodriguez5606]

FINALLY, THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@signifidelica2819]

HAIL TO THE KING, BAYBEEE

[@ShelbyWatson]

GOD IS REAL

[@TDOLLA]

I watch this like 1-2 times a month. The “tony” “turtle” thing makes me laugh out loud every single time. Its so fucking funny to me

[@JayYossarian]

The gritty turn from Conner that we've all been waiting for

[@Gunbudder]

i'm so happy the algorithm sent me this. 90% of the time it sends me videos i've already seen, but every once in a while it sends me a gem with around 100k views or less.

[@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo537]

Wish someone would give this dude a sketch show like Tim Robinson

[@mw7845]

That would be amazing. He’s in an episode of Detroiters (another Tim Robinson show) and plays Tim’s brother, it’s so good 😭

[@Dylans503]

I liked when he showed me and my good buddy and friend, joe pera, how to make the perfect egg bite.

[@tara3710]

YESSs

[@jfjfjf]

check out "how to make it in usa" on youtube

[@NG..]

Fleetwood Mac Men

[@patricksmith1057]

I love that 3 minutes before I started watching this I was watching Aidy in an Old Navy commercial. The duality of them as a couple is amazing.

[@Chilimane]

I always think of that. She’s probably doing fancy famous stuff in New York and Connor is in the woods somewhere screaming

[@ThickRedPaste]

@@Chilimanehe LOVES screaming in the woods

[@jsahkljdhkashvbosild]

I've watched this video a dozen times. What started as a joke is becoming my destiny

[@cooliopacholio]

I can't believe Conner really gave up computers to join the Irish mob I thought it was a bit.

[@BillBrasky86]

all guys, all guys.

[@DCGMatthew1]

Just a few days ago I was thinking, "Man, Conner hasn't uploaded in a while." Obvioualy we are connected by our brainwaves, so he uploaded for me.

[@leofogg-liedel3379]

same here

[@moron4208]

Every time I have a smoke I connect with him via 5G

[@DEXWrecksOfficial]

You guys linked up thru the Endorphine Port

[@Nesqwikz]

That was literally me last night after going on a watching spree of him. Stay away from my Father

[@Nedula007]

Same dawg, same

[@bigtaquito]

Scorsese’s been REAL quiet since this dropped

[@Jack-nt2tz]

This is the first thing I watch every morning

[@muselius13]

"I would give up every computer to bring back the Irish mob."

[@officialsteve2185]

The new Boondock Saints movie looks lit.

[@officialsteve2185]

@Google User better than most.

[@oamusic4710]

every time i watch this it gets funnier. this is the greatest video ever made

[@bagds0]

Same. Others don't seem to see the hilarity. I'd love to know what makes this so funny to a certain type of person.

[@bongothestonedcrab1201]

Uploading it in 240p in 2021 makes it that much better

[@nicolasburroughs2823]

Connor speeding on the jet ski with the music had me in tears. This is incredible.

[@michaelbarrett9061]

unironically this sounds like a great idea.

[@toysarealive1]

"Just when I thought I was out, the Irish Mob pulls me back in."

[@cartersimonson93]

You know it's gonna be a banger vid when it's in the cruddiest quality possible.

[@Tcoldsteel]

😂

[@shwift8789]

The delivery of “turtle” was perfect

[@toddpinkstonisgod]

The real life Departed sequel we've always needed.

[@keelerrobinson5772]

“Oh won’t you please take me home, yeah!” This is sick

[@forestyforest]

so the van life video was a hallucination after all, came back to finish watching and its gone.

[@FEELTHETRILL]

What’s his insta?

[@TerrorTerros]

Why isn´t it on YT anymore?!

[@alissoncandatem1896]

@@TerrorTerros hot shit for yt

[@jasonredwine5270]

The Van Life video was his best, craziest fucking video to date. That shit had real work put in it. It made me fuckin die. I still have hope it will come back.

[@jerbusf]

it's on vimeo

[@wmd40]

Last year my fiance went to NYC and a guy randomly asked him on the subway what his ethnicity was, then asked if he was Irish. And started talking to him as if he knew about the mob and actually asked him if he was in the Irish mob. Absolutely amazin

[@elk4262]

This is the least confusing video he's ever made, and somehow that is more confusing/upsetting than the norm

[@MeisterburgerBurgermeister]

There are pretty much two things who work mysterious ways, God and Connor O‘Malley and I’m not sure how many videos we‘re away from him revealing that he might be God himself, so stay tuned for every message our Messiah is sending our way, sometimes in the most cryptic yet so crystal clear way.

[@ArdeerMusic]

"I'm talkin' 'bout running numbers; I'm talkin' about hanging out with a bunch of... hanging out in a bar with a bunch of like fifty dogs, and everybody's pettin' the dogs and everybody's drinkin' beer out of little tiny glasses... big, peppy daddy walkin' around. We gotta go back... talkin' back when... back when the Irish were BIG." ☘😤

[@Uptomyknees]

I'm just so grateful you exist

[@averyparkway679]

Still better written than Bright (2017)

[@FullScaleReplica]

we'd be more grateful if you didn't

[@dogchaser520]

John Mayer is a member of the Grateful Dead.

[@NicholasHume]

Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling sucks and your movies are ten times worse

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Drugs without drugs, this guy

[@nymphrite871]

"what's ur name? -Tony -TURTLE?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benh7406]

Is it normal to watch this 16 times a day?

[@wildrager5192]

On my way haha

[@magnusgranskau7487]

That’s one of the in in breakable rules

[@williamwallace1097]

"Move over ed sheeran there's a new irishman" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

god damn i just want every computer to go away so the irish mob can reign at the top once again

[@RazPerignon]

Kinahan Cartel is at the top and we still have our computers

[@gumbochamp]

There is literally nothing better than this

[@arivertoeveryone]

the departed vibe is strong with this one

[@hamelconsultancyllc]

I watch this for thanksgiving every year

[@literaticrux8292]

perfecto. I love how his inner monologue is so focal and cocksure, and his recruitment style is so deferential.

[@Trussles]

I love your content bro where are you now I wish nothing but the best for you

[@WS-ky4wc]

The aesthetic of you on the jet ski in the east river is just amazing

[@shuffledmedia]

This made me start to accept my Irish roots

[@dotcomstyle]

It's time.

[@fauxmosmexual]

4:3 DV really sets the tone. conner is an artist.

[@Moses6868]

"Joe Pera Talks With You" brought me to your channel - "You know I would bomb Los Angeles if I had the chance!" 🤣🤣✌️

[@T.V.K.]

i'm here after the amazing andrew callaghan video about philly!

[@OriginEnergySux]

"What's your name?" "Tony" - "Turtle?" 😂😂😂

[@ChcikenTender]

"I'm talking about a bunch of guys standing around a warehouse, smoking camel wide's and wearing leather jackets." Oscar worthy line.

[@styxrakash4639]

I'm talking about guys who are loyal. Strong. Fast. Eat Fast. Got DUIs. Don't drink water. Hit their kids. And ONLY drive vans.

[@connorphillips1929]

This video of Conner's makes a lot of sense in my head as a direct sequel to "Endorphin Port."

[@liverpool951000]

Anybody see this get chopped into the Channel 5 episode on Philly?

[@jodzict]

of course this is a irish mob documentary from the 90s

[@joantorruella4891]

The fact that its uploaded in 240p makes it even better

[@nullnullnullvoid]

channel 5 used this video as "proof" of a mob in philly

[@GreenMan94.0]

Also the fact that you met Johnny Sack...phenomenal.

[@lostinthewoods8032]

Currently shoving shamrocks up my nose in hopes to be a part of something bigger.

[@scottmiller3444]

I watched this at least 5 times a day so far.

[@radical8329]

Conner is criminally underrated. Now literally.

[@drgzrbd]

Eats fast- Check Don't drink water- Check DUI - Check Hits Kid- Check Only drives a Van - Check Whelp looks like i'm in the mob boys!

[@wordandstone9257]

His best, craziest video BY FAR was the one he posted right after this that got taken down. Some of the craziest editing Ive ever seen. I think it still exists on vimeo.

[@frenlyfire]

youre a liar or youd post it

[@jimmypadilla3441]

What's it called

[@Stupoider]

The pause after "I'm talking about running numbers" had me dying

[@bedelian]

I love that he uploaded this in 240p

[@buttoningbenjamin5687]

Conner and the mob would liberate Northern Ireland from the British yoke. Tiocfaidh ár lá !

[@topdayman27]

Glad to see my Irish gangsters wearing leather jackets with Under Armor. its basically the Adidas jumpsuit for irishman

[@Alburritooooo]

"We're restarting the Irish mob" lmao