Endorphin Port

[@jayowen4910]

Connor O'Malley is the Ray Kurzweil for the Chaturbate generation.

[@Noguarantees637]

Conner

[@grw707]

@@Noguarantees637 pedant

[@Noguarantees637]

@@grw707 🥺

[@sethvicious]

I liken him more to Francis E. Dec

[@pornomoustache]

Absolutely turnt up comment

[@TheFoxholeYoutube]

2:21 "The body is bad, the bodies not goooood" - I say this line in my head probably once a week.

[@Oniichanani]

still?

[@TheFoxholeYoutube]

@@Oniichanani not once a week anymore but I did think it about two weeks ago when I saw him on Seth Meyers

[@BodywiseMustard]

0:42 notice the electronic sign

[@donnyguapo7746]

​@@BodywiseMustard??

[@pablotoes1925]

@@BodywiseMustard no way bodies are bad !!!

[@1994ToyotaCamryEnjoyer]

Can't believe Zuck finally made the Endorphin Port

[@LobstersLobsters]

i will come if you will

[@thedownloadz]

Connor beat Zuck to Meta

[@trueKENTUCKY]

🌽📯🔥

[@lilbabydoodoo]

zuck doesn't have the ballz

[@sbef]

People see a comedic sketch, I see one of the most poignant technological critiques of the decade. This is the true spirit of cyberpunk, William Gibson would approve.

[@jonpilgrim7820]

Its brilliant and hilarious. Kurt Vonnegut would also approve.

[@robnaugle4149]

this is crypto-Christian, the ending scene is the picture of hell that most heady online type christians envision.

[@woofy9977]

WG is aids and most of this was ripped from Sam Hyde. still funny tho. I wonder if CM is aware how many lefty freaks think he makes art for them..?

[@junkerjorg2]

@@robnaugle4149 Finally someone gets it

[@osirun6572]

Beautiful. Just ain't a Conner vid unless he's screaming deranged shit across busy traffic.

[@sealmeatisbestmeat1241]

"I cannot do it alone and I have tried - I need American money" might be my new excuse for everything.

[@macrc2129]

"PLEASE!"

[@CanadianReset]

It's tshirt material

[@fundeek]

f*ck like superman, with an iron brain.

[@KnivingDispodia]

Connor O’Malley : Transhumanist Saint

[@Noguarantees637]

Conner

[@KnivingDispodia]

@@Noguarantees637 Connor

[@NobodyCaresALot]

Illuminated Tecnocratic Saint of the People's Republik of DubyaDubyaDubya.

[@demolition_lovers]

@@KnivingDispodia Connor

[@RAG-TAG8886]

@@demolition_lovers Conner

[@dylansloan]

the most important video on the internet

[@Nuked519]

The fact he came back to this joke multiple years later is a testament to his dedication

[@evildookieboy]

i think its just been in the works for that long

[@daniel.holbrook]

and then there's the irish-american connection with some of the merch on the site He really brought back the Irish Mob.

[@THB_DX]

@grillacoupethere’s an update to endorphin port. Jeremybot is here!!!

[@parisford2020]

where?

[@oliver.j.m]

the safdie brothers never miss

[@kevmack93]

if they cast conner as the lead in their next movie it will make 100 billion dollars

[@roach9397]

@@kevmack93 God I need this to happen.

[@oceanguy1249]

Conner looks like the main character of a crime thriller about a jewish gambler in crippling debt

[@58mph48]

This. Fucking. Comment. Rules.

[@unclecinema]

Was literally scrolling down to see if anyone said directed by the safdie brothers

[@ionss7078]

Connor is the type of guy to scare Eric Andre

[@iangoodisDMX]

Eric is his own planet..... connor rules, but Eric 10x more extra

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

Eric Andre is a hack who just ripped off the shock humor pioneers of early internet culture and put it in a tv show format. Connor is a trailblazer. Don't you ever put their names in the same sentence again you little worm. You will never see the light of day again

[@iangoodisDMX]

@@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus you are the only hack I see

[@iangoodisDMX]

@@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus we cool kids laugh at Andre haters like you

[@ionss7078]

@@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus ok... who asked

[@firepower01]

I honestly think this is Conner's masterpiece.

[@TheElectricMayhem]

Frankenstein’s Chick: Sped Up dethroned this.

[@TheRealDioBrando]

@@TheElectricMayhem that was good but not even in the same league as this

[@Spudst3r]

Agreed, his magnum opus. Though ANTIFA in my neighbourhood is up there also.

[@gausswerks2]

conner omalley both successfully skewered and made a better ad for the metaverse months ahead of zucc. respect

[@Jokaanan]

this one more like the methaverse

[@RealJugLY]

@@Jokaanannah Zuccs one is the methaverse. But this on the other hand is a masterpiece!!..

[@Omnibushido-]

@@RealJugLY To be fair, meth has given this world many masterpieces. Like more meth.

[@reservoirdude92]

''The body is bad, the body's not good! The body is BAD, the body's not GOOOOOD!'' Basically the theme for most of David Cronenberg's filmography.

[@MD-jg2dv]

To just think he’s one Michelob ultra away from Nirvana is heart breaking

[@signifidelica2819]

gofundme him a cold one

[@billjamal4764]

@@signifidelica2819 I read that as "gofundhim a cold one" and I like that more

[@Pruane35Forever]

smells like teen spirit

[@dismalrealms3587]

More like absinthe and cocaine

[@g.u.959]

“Pawg Attacked By Milf.” Now I’ve seen everything.

[@TheDriver86]

I’m going to watch this fives times a day for the next eleven years.

[@dgh6g33gf]

powerful

[@fightno9u66]

Alright with you

[@TEHBILB]

if you think a mere 20085 views will make you worthy of Endorphin Port you are wrong

[@TheDriver86]

@@TEHBILB I’LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

[@MrBmxbrawler]

You will be living it before then. Artificial Intelligence is coming full bore quicker than you can ever imagine.

[@jackmace6531]

A year later and this is still one of the greatest things ever made

[@nihilist_lol]

who cares man

[@jolyletwoelk911]

@@nihilist_lol i love u

[@dangerrayy]

A year an 5 months later and this has slipped to 14th greatest thing ever made

[@jackmace6531]

@@dangerrayy and even then it’s just a lesson not to slip up, which goes to show the genius of it all

[@IfYouInsist]

Cute dog avi telling a dude named nihilist with an all black avi they are loved is warming my soul right now.

[@marcroy5089]

idk how he does it, but everytime i watch a connor vid, i'm like "i feel like this has been going on for 10 minutes" check the fucking thing and it's like a 2:34, this guy bends time

[@WEF2030SLAVE]

this is very true

[@ihazcheese]

In a world where content creators are leg to leg, in constant race, vying to waste more and more of your time for their own financial gain. One man must find a way to pack as much absolutely insane wild shit into every minute of his videos as digitally possible. Someone check the files, he's using neo-future informational comedy compression technologies far outside the reaches of the common man.

[@noshoddy]

A treat

[@UltimateEnd0]

The spirit of John McAfee lives on

[@NOTINMYMOVlE]

I needed this comment thank u

[@WEF2030SLAVE]

rip

[@random07]

"Mental soldiers in a war with no enemy" That shits deep, Kojima level deep.

[@jaredmiller3352]

Best KZbin comment I’ve ever read 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Drako9823]

So, shallow with a side of bad gameplay mechanics?

[@Bluespicygreen]

that part got me too. I really did feel that.

[@mythicaljabroni1464]

Digitally chilling with your boy, Jeremy

[@jamsbig4958]

We are the protagonists.. we are the hero's.. praised by crowds of one's and zeros

[@RIPWooDidders]

This gave me the courage to imagine a beautiful future where the whole planet is digitally popping off on minion squad

[@sqlevolicious]

VRchat is literally that. Have fun with that information.

[@ericsmith3996]

Timhead here: these FUCKING minionbs

[@grug_g]

I just popped off to this comment

[@007megaoof]

Vr chat

[@hunypot]

"I need American money" I felt that

[@AustinJSchaeffer]

this 5 minute joke about a guy peddling a virtual world is more emotionally resonant than everything ernest cline has ever written in his entire life

[@AustinJSchaeffer]

to give this a compliment that actually means something this is one of those things where the presentation is so fucking good I wholeheartedly believe in and support the message despite knowing that it is a joke

[@THB_DX]

@@AustinJSchaeffer He creates Endorphin port only to go home to nine screens, glued to them. Amazing commentary on what we are seeking with the metaverse. A new escape from our escape

[@deesnutz42069]

you know shits about to get real when our boy is wearing a suit that almost fits

[@PersonNonRegatta]

I got the distinct impression he was wearing a bullet proof vest under that suit.

[@MrBmxbrawler]

@@PersonNonRegatta he always wears a vest that holsters the selfie stick out in front of him

[@deesnutz42069]

endorphin port took my email address two weeks ago and I'd like to request it back please

[@plagueczar7502]

"fits"is very subjective with our boy

[@AM-bn7ok]

I can’t wait to virtually chill with my boy Jeremy and drink sprite

[@bigshrimp6458]

I gave Jeremy my email on endorphin port and he keeps sending me pictures of stomped dogs

[@jeremynorman1547]

Endorphin Port is rad man, let's chill.

[@llama4497]

You guys going to the chill weed desert concert

[@disorientedghost]

“IM A GUN”

[@ladycebula]

and when the world needed him most he returned

[@robertholt3996]

"I cannot do it alone; I have tried. I need American money. PLEASE!" has to be my favorite line. Reminds me of his old Vine series.

[@jonaspete]

I need America to send me an envelope of pills

[@skrunglykong5868]

genuinely believe this to be the best video on youtube

[@WiseManoftheSea]

I think it actually is tho

[@ThaBigSkyline]

@@WiseManoftheSea same

[@planetofthegapes]

Have you seen Coreys yet?

[@cellojordan]

"The body is bad. The body is not good." Oh yeah, baby, Gnosticism about to make a big comeback.

[@TreeFullz]

Did you see it say that on the electric sign above the tunnel at 0:45?

[@cellojordan]

@@TreeFullz I missed that! Incredible.

[@jacobg2662]

The absolute longest 5 minutes of my life

[@aepps2]

fret not brother for time no longer exists in the endorphin port

[@BowmanMars]

omg I read your comment and was like "that's because it was 10 minutes. is this a bit?" and then I looked and saw that it WAS just 5 mins wow

[@zooch6498]

i thought you said STRONGEST 5 minutes of my life, that's why i liked

[@benjesterw]

The 0:40 endorphine port edit on the Tom and Jerry poster is amazing. Great work Danny!

[@user-pk4dk8fx9n]

Did you notice the “bodies are bad” on the traffic sign right after as well? The details are amazing

[@benjesterw]

@@user-pk4dk8fx9n no I didnt holy shit its there at 0:41 ! At 1:12 there's "Pawg attacked by milf" on the left green barrier

[@user-pk4dk8fx9n]

@@benjesterw yea, that was the only thing i noticed at first. But after clicking on your timestamp I saw the one you were talking about, then the "bodies are bad" one

[@travixx07]

The Voice on the cop car

[@gradycp]

@@benjesterw this rules, thank you

[@audemkay]

I can't stop rewatching this. Conner has reached a whole new level.

[@thanatos_0.]

I knoe! This is my fav of his.

[@kevinmunoz1216]

From time to time I revisit this video so I can remind myself what it’s like to have hope again

[@dklustick]

“I can’t do it alone. I need American dollars.” Put that shit on my tombstone… that’ll show the faculty!

[@Seedr0]

A non-religious digital Christianity requires real American dollars, not that crypto-cult crap that I lost $47 million dollars (that my parents made somehow) but still can't buy a cheeseburger with. #MAGA.

[@Dahk]

@@Seedr0 If you lost 47 million dollars with crypto in the last 5 years, you're possibly one of the worst investors of all time

[@discosecret6363]

Hahaha!! Fuck!!

[@lilwestkid]

@@Dahk calm down guy its a prank

[@abraxasjinx5207]

You'll *pay* to know what you *really* think.

[@LieutenantBoii]

Connor is so intimidating even the cameraman doesn't want to get near him.

[@CH1EFBL1TZ]

Lmao this gets funnier the more i think about it

[@allgasnoclass]

he has the energy of at least fifteen gary buseys.

[@puppetimageltd9237]

It was the cameraman that called the police.

[@mumdidntraisenofool]

Benny Harvey R.I.P Miss you big man, Gone but not forgotten

[@jackmace6531]

Miss you big man

[@patrickbyrne5070]

Miss you big man Harvey. Don’t go to Yoker

[@macobyte]

This is legitimately beautifully directed.

[@joshbays6461]

this should have 10 billion views.

[@rolanberri]

This is what E3 was missing this year

[@fightme8859]

Its incredible how bizarre he can make himself look

[@sqlevolicious]

He's normal not weird

[@skipnick]

tim heidecker's look, with each new season of on cinema, theres a wild ride.

[@gabrielivarsson6737]

finally, the lord has returned

[@johnritchie1411]

I love the poem. Especially the part about playing to crowds of ones and zeros.

[@wowmao]

conner is a youtuber's youtuber

[@sheliedalldaylong]

big fan :)

[@josephrodriguez5606]

If only Hollywood knew this was the future of filmmaking

[@dgh6g33gf]

You know Hollywood has partly being using AI generated movie scripts for many of their biggest blockbusters for a few years now right?

[@jakevainio3943]

At this point I really need to know if Connor actually smokes cigs or just has that much devotion for his various characters

[@izmakk4006]

Well, at this point he does.

[@swagzilla3000]

The lighting during the scene where he aggressively shoves the dumpster full of cardboard is so beautiful

[@kgsullivan]

This is easily the best piece of writing I've seen/heard/read in 2021.

[@bibtebo]

You ought to completely re evaluate your entire life then

[@wildb784]

Holy shit I was in tears when his avatar came out of the portal

[@williambrasky3891]

The perfect uncanny

[@GumbarLimbits]

that thigh gap tho

[@nickb1762]

It’s the apex of male physique, get used to it

[@williambrasky3891]

@@nickb1762 You are a fellow ManGod; a God amongst men.

[@GeorgeCruickshank]

The body is bad, the body's not good! *Seinfeld voice* the body's bad, the body's not gooooood!!

[@RaulAlvarezpoetry]

I’m Doug Demuro and THIS, is the Endorphin Port

[@Straight90s]

I love that it ends with his avatar watching videos online

[@jbug1979]

literally tears streaming down my face as i watch this.

[@sludgepet]

Undoubtedly one of the best video's of all time. This is a genuine masterpiece.

[@timothygaynor5130]

THIS! Is the Endorphin Port. And it's not a website! Created by Conner O'Malley with American money Its actually a digital heaven! First, I'm going to take you on a tour of the Endorphin Port and show you all of its weird quirks and cool features, THEN I'm going to play it.

[@welmoe]

Alright, drivin’ the endorphin port. Now the first thing I notice is that it’s surprisingly quiet in here

[@CookamoAndStevensSon]

Doug!

[@Noguarantees637]

Conner

[@timothygaynor5130]

@@Noguarantees637 Fixed, thanks bruh

[@FloorFourteen]

I'm gonna need a Timothy score on Endorphinport thanks

[@julieandthebelangkas]

I heard they're screening this at cannes

[@robertanderson4921]

The poem at the end is so beautiful

[@EastWindCommunity1973]

This is a modern masterpiece. The first three minutes, I just can't stop watching.

[@brentclouse7791]

This is the plot of Evangelion pretty much

[@58mph48]

Conner is Gendo while Joe Pera is Shinji. Only question is what happened to Aidy Bryant, and who's her Rei?

[@jedediahharper9092]

I vote Tim Robinson plays Kaji

[@Shirtzm68]

Patti Harrison Asuka

[@jeremyklein953]

Can't wait to be digital chillin with y'all

[@dgh6g33gf]

its lit, but I can't feel warmth....

[@olinred]

Doug Demuro: “THIIIIIISSSS is an Endorphin Port and im about about to show you all its quirks and features and give it a Doug score”

[@giobikefans]

"And when you enter his house he has NINE monitors! Not ten, not eight but nine! How did the Endorphin Port come up with this number? Well we'll never know WHAT they were thinking, but this layout does form a quirky square that looks just like one huge monitor which is perfect for ... looking at stock tickers, playing Minecraft, watching car videos or ANYTHING else you can think of! Very interesting!"

[@deesnutz42069]

"but first let me plug my money making scheme and talk about it for 2 minutes straight"

[@ColbyMoonwalker]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Isaac-ju8lx]

Metaverse is cool when connor does it

[@charlie6888]

This is the first thing I watch in the morning every day

[@RendiMento]

I’m fully convinced now that Conner is living my dream

[@Dan_Tasty]

👹My two worlds colliding. Get back in the swamp

[@ToneTunez]

Wtf Rendi is here

[@bumpoclock]

Where am I and how did you get here?

[@Shrimpnips]

Free uncle turd

[@Jesse-um1pz]

@@Dan_Tasty His accounts got mass banned lol.

[@lukerye2553]

WE NEED HUDSON YARDS VIDEO GAME BACK NOW!!!

[@deeppilled8967]

Just uploaded a mirror

[@KP-qk7jh]

Papa O'Malley with a new masterpiece to make my testes tingle

[@steven1479]

Ohh, yeah! That's good!

[@sage1265]

Mark Zuckerberg watching this a furiously taking notes

[@Videogamewalkthrough]

Sometimes I wake up and unlike this video just so I can like it again

[@Indylyf]

NO JOKE, THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE

[@colinmacgeorge362]

Ladies and gentlemen you are witnessing a master at work

[@MoleculedMan]

That’s the most powerful “You wanna be Gollum?!” I’ve ever heard.

[@DScharff24]

Can’t believe Connor anticipated Megalopolis by 3 years.

[@Iancreed8592]

This was the best comedy skit I've seen in the past few years. Trippy as hell too.

[@fuckchocouch]

Those construction workers work hard

[@benjaminb505]

Comedy?

[@jamesbillingsby8043]

"No Rules, just right" So you're saying the world is becoming an outback steakhouse. Well, count me in.

[@Zerophoenix1]

"we can cut god out of this uhsisicuquation" -conner omalley

[@mr.bluesky4130]

I appreciate his calm face as he screams sweet nothings into my soul

[@heyyyyyynow]

"We are the protagonists, we are the heroes, praised by crowds of ones and zeros."

[@thecoolerTK421]

This video changed my weekend

[@Fred-jc7rc]

Looking forward to seeing you all on the Voice

[@SuperGamerSkater]

Holy shit, score by Mikal Cronin? That's so rad.

[@McKinleyMorann]

Keep coming back to this... So perfectly executed, deserves more views!

[@kruegtopolis]

this will never get enough credit.

[@AuRennes.z2]

Connor I finally realized you run like a vanilla World of Warcraft human after watching you run in almost every video .

[@dsyy90210]

lmfaoooo

[@Zulujin]

did anyone notice that the electronic sign above the tunnel at 0:42-0:50 says "bodies are bad"? didn't catch that until watching this like 25 times

[@WeeClairehere]

I only just discovered this and I have watched it at least 2-3 times a day, every day since. It's incredible. Powerful. It's art. I will show it on my stream as much as humanly possible until the Endorphin Port becomes reality. You've changed me, brother.

[@astrobyniall]

Gotta have Connor as a guest on your show 🙏🙏🙏

[@soyasoysauce]

Ever since this graced our eyeballs, there has been no sick, no lonely, no complain.

[@DavidHoareLOL]

Connor would be the perfect guess. THe best way to get that American money

[@ryansullivan394]

Talk to Jeremybot about it

[@themodfather9382]

You have a bad brain if you think this is actually that good

[@lonkdaking]

“Water will be replaced with sprite” when he said that I fucking died 🤣

[@uptownbeef8943]

How did you type this?!! Is there KZbin access in the afterlife??

[@AstroMonkey52]

Zuckerberg took Endorphin Port renamed it Metaverse, and no shout-out to my boi Connor??? A total injustice.

[@chillhopdrumz1862]

Connor has such an interesting build.

[@sbef]

The African water buffalo build

[@LacroixboiMarx]

When we needed him most, Conner came back.

[@dogchaser520]

Conner*

[@zachpepper3582]

We need, we need, we need, we need, we need this.

[@johnstumpf93]

Waking up to a new Conner video has me feeling all sorts of feelings I didn’t know I had

[@henriashurst-pitkanen8735]

Listening to this with Acid House on a different tab and honestly, it is a peak. The Matrix is real and 1998 is now.

[@louisgouverneur7398]

I seriously love this man, criminally underrated

[@mandaroessler867]

Conner O'Malley is the only person on KZbin who can hold people on the line for months for a 5 min skit. He's raising the bar too high.

[@Videogamewalkthrough]

This is the SOMA ending everyone wanted

[@geraldwafflebottom3397]

This could win a short film award

[@dgh6g33gf]

Good art tends to only come into light after its relevance has faded...

[@HailHydra27]

I spent two evenings trying to find the "its not cool anymore" clip and then months later youtube just casually reccomends me this

[@dewit4176]

we need we need we need

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

The "PLEASE" at 2:48 is so unreasonably charged

[@concretecaviar4993]

i feel like connor makes his own psychedelic drugs that only he knows about

[@limpa756]

I think Connor on psychedelics would cause the planet to cave in on its self

[@dogchaser520]

Conner*

[@devasso]

It's the chaotic good version of the evil LSD in Mandy

[@Fopenplop]

beto is still sending him the pills