Star Control 2 - Admiral ZEX

[@Poodleinacan]

"My chiton rasps and moistens with excitement!" Oh dear, this is going somewhere lewd.

[@quarreneverett4767]

turns out he just wanted hjorific beasts

[@MultiWhatever007]

I don't know what's scarier - an Uq-Quan fleet invading Earth, or ZEX alone invading Earth.

[@Gitarookefka]

I mean he's polite, well-spoken, intelligent, convincing, obviously an artist with a particular love of his menagerie. Lives alone on a planet far away from population, YOU come visit HIM. I mean he's not some space predator you knocked on Professor Horny's door what you think was gonna happen

[@dalamarwren424]

Fair point lad or las. Fair point

[@Specter_Knight]

PROFESSOR HORNY!!! That's fucking clever

[@martinmalec5755]

"...and the delightful patchwork of hair covering only parts of your bodies leaving other parts bare and smooth! Mmmmmm!" Yuck, he makes us sound gross!! :O

[@SkullHeroLord]

Its all about perception, mate.

[@ryanherrington2319]

That is his fetish.

[@quarreneverett4767]

i mean he does have his collection of ugly disgusting beasts.. soo yeah that is his hobby, he doesn't fuck them aparently.

[@PlexusCaeruleum]

I reckon he'd feel right at home on Deviantart.

[@josephschu7969]

STRANGER DANGER! BAD TOUCH!

[@marioghernandez4960]

Joseph Schumaker JonTron suits everything

[@dalkarancalimon]

Owo i think i lost my appitie when zex said "...leaving other parts bare and smooth! Mmmmmmmm!"

[@TheGuzeinbuick]

ZEX is such a great fucking character. Yes, he's a bit of pervert, but at the same time he's such a brilliant general that even combat against the Yehat is just a game to him. The rest of the VUX detest his degeneracy but can't deny his tactical brilliance. Exiling him to his own little playground, out of sight and out of mind, instead of just killing him says so much about VUX society, bigoted as it is.

[@Zellig]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

[@Xazamas]

I wish I had tongue capable of operating computer interface like ZEX

[@kittykat490]

Gosh I love ZEX.

[@isimiel3405]

and he loves you too

[@zex5876]

Why does this make me sound so strange? What strange humanoid editing technology have you applied to this conversation?

[@notstardream]

vux is the best species

[@aSSGoblin1488]

im pretty sure zex gets eaten by the alien creature we give to him...

[@ThisismineIguess]

It's a damn shame you can't get frisky with him at your leisure.

[@twinblademasta]

you're all cowards, Clearly he's just an open minded sophisticate and you should all follow his example

[@boxorak]

Actually, it's the Kohr-Ah that like killing things and taking trophy bones, not the Kzer-za. Still slightly more preferable than letting ZEX near earth. Slightly.

[@whocares5529]

BADDDDD TOUCH STAY AWAAAAAY I PREFER THE UR-QUAN

[@wadesnow5294]

Fanatic Xenophiles be like

[@Kasadoll]

:D Zex is Zexy!

[@kotzpenner]

2:50 Amogus

[@Orzacle]

When the Vux is sus

[@brandybasham9095]

This is just begging me for something that I can't even remember, honestly.

[@MRBONES-fg6cs]

unbelievably based

[@marioghernandez4960]

It's a bloody tentacle monster... (calls the Chmmr)

[@exewon]

ZEX is an adult ;)

[@jt4369]

Zex's contact lens just fell out.

[@vissenekku]

Why can't you now?

[@quarreneverett4767]

guys turns out it was a collection of disgusting ugliness, not sex

[@gavinbalter9464]

0 people disliked this (VUX population don't know why)

[@TheBlackMage1]

Zex is not Zexy Bad touch!!!

[@aSSGoblin1488]

vux is the first woke alien i have ever met

[@BabyWillard913]

He almost sounds like bane

[@Dr0dd]

uh, RIP?

[@gavinbalter9464]

26 per I mean people disliked this video

[@ryanherrington2319]

Chasers.avi.

[@bigarcana5553]

ZEX is like an uglier Oliver.