On Cinema at the Cinema: RJ’s Shake supercut timeline

[@JordynHealing]

I love that just eating food is not an option

[@alistercaddy1208]

You just need to rethink everything and get back to core values of the shake concept.

[@missesyourjokes]

Every once and a while he has a cheezit or something while he's watching the game

[@QuinnMiller]

RJs being Rio Jenesis is the kind of world building that makes On Cinema so special

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

I watched this whole special a while back but for some reason just realized RJ's is Rio Jenesis rebranded lolol

[@lollern1234567]

"a while back". like a few days ago?

[@marcusmalone]

Omg I didn't realise...

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

@@lollern1234567 im confused what do u mean lol

[@lollern1234567]

@@marcusmalone :D

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

It's a nice little easter egg

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

I just love Joe Estevez's even keeled temperament juxtaposed to the absurdity of everything going on. Plus Gregg being so dry and straight faced when you know just below the surface there is a brilliant madness at work in his mind.

[@InfiniteRhombus]

hes a mass murderer

[@dongloid]

I love the way you write

[@thatpart]

I'm very happy to hear someone else say that. You do a better job of capturing it. 🙏👍

[@jdlamb4212]

How many bags of popcorn

[@cakeash]

i'm glad Joe went straight to the meat and POTATOES

[@hossbonaventure]

Tim's classic recurring bit of creating the most obtuse and painful ways to ingest food

[@andrewholmes3116]

"Hot & Hard" is the funniest thing Tim has ever come up with lmao

[@Fifteen_Fifty]

@@Therealbigmonster you should've included it!

[@603pg]

It’s looking for a way out, that soup

[@matthewsmith5374]

This is the hot shake…

[@exoxy]

Lmao

[@reliableCitizen]

"isnt that cold" -"well this is the hot shake" .... "cant you just drink more?" -"if im just drinking them im only getting half"

[@GlennO303]

The clip of cooking heroin in the promo starting at 4:49 🤣

[@ootfan5]

Here goes Tim on another "Meal replacement nutritional system." We all saw how well that worked last time...

[@dropcapapp]

Yeah, Tim became creative and it’s full of vitamin A and E,. And if you’re referring to the Electric Sun 19, then the Chinese connection has clearly gone way over your head.

[@lludan23]

@@dropcapapp thanks nikita for ACTUALLY being informed on the facts and not letting feelings and superficial opinions blur the truth!

[@timgimmy609]

Ok buddy, just choose to ignore the macronutritional elements of this womderful product. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and Tim is looking very strong and healthy and sculpted

[@nebojsadurmanovic2268]

It's great that they keep the nutritional supplements trope in the universr. I think it's a way to ridicule the rightard celebs that peddle it in real life.

[@DanThibodeau1]

I still don't think anything can top the concept of a "nutritional vape". It dumbfounds me, and I pray this is ALL in the realm of fiction.

[@603pg]

3:18 Nothing better than a good “SHUT UP” 🤣

[@chileo1]

IDK, Tim slapping popcorn tubs out of Gregs hands is pretty good too

[@BillBrasky86]

this whole HEI thing seems like just a big CASHGRAB

[@music_lover2227]

You're skating on thin slanderous ice, sir.

[@bodariousbruh4549]

I wish he would get back to the old stuff.

[@mrjameson9146]

It’s for jocks

[@lookbovine]

It’s no crab salts, that’s FOR SURE! Can’t wait for those to hit the market!

[@postbunnie]

Ooooor it's a way to get everyone who is going to join Tim and his restructuring of the world. Everyone who's in the network will have much more favorable opportunities in their life and everyone not in the HEI netwerk will be left behind.

[@ARandomGuy-us9ko]

I love how they put in "Not approved by the FDA" like something that people would want from a food product

[@Da_Wurm]

what actually made me burst out loud with laughter was back when he was taking the Rio-Jenesis 'Germ Assassin' and said he was taking 4 pills 5 times a day. just the idea of him consuming that much of some horrendously shady supplement on a daily basis to "eliminate all germs" is beyond hilarious

[@youngboomerragevictim8857]

What’s funny is that’s exactly why people are doing with the info wars pills

[@johansmallberries9874]

One point of credit I’ll give Tim is that he’s always takes(and overdoses on) whatever quack scheme he’s schilling.

[@rickyspanish2857]

A real treat for us ShakeHeads

[@Yousadclownofaman]

Tim’s obsession with weird gross medical issues & the intricacies of those medical issues is so good. So disgusting. But so, so real.

[@JazzHead808]

Typical “Gregg Head” comment ………..Saying that Tim is “Progressive” or “cutting edge” would be an understatement………Tim…….. (Founder of Dekkar)……is literally pouring his heart out while sharing cutting edge information about our understanding of the human anatomy. You all can sit here and think about movies like The Mummy or Oh God, but I’ll get my updates from Tim. not the film buffs. Thanks.

[@jem3848]

Did you just call Dr. San weird and gross??

[@shadow725]

@@jem3848Dr. San is my God

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

It's not just those little things Tim finds that are insanely absurd in daily life, he knows how to parody it so godarn well

[@snowdevil002]

The stomach shake pack was probably the most disturbing thing I've seen in awhile. Gregg looked equally disturbed

[@dmrr7739]

I think the word you are looking for is “disruptive.” Tim’s groundbreaking feeding tube system is shaking up the multi-trillion dollar eating industry. For the first time, ordinary people have access to 2x, 3x, even 4x the food intake of conventional mouth-hole systems.

[@jaxonpickett6372]

@@dmrr7739 I want to be a food tuber too!

[@ianwagner1912]

I keep looking for, I can't remember if it was this oscar special or another, where Tim says something like "That shake is mixing with the alcohol and now it's looking for a way out. It's looking for a way out." Maybe it's one of the ones with the chaplins chili.

[@monosophy691]

I really enjoy the idea of it being impossible to meet your daily caloric intake with *15 milkshake/soup mixtures*.

[@charleskoepp7328]

hahaha Tim randomly going full Trump just for the word "finally" at around 10:50 kills me

[@moonswan7587]

Im glad theres companies like RJs during these times of crisis

[@kingcobrajfsofficial]

When you've got companies like RJs in them? CAN'T LOSE!

[@jugo1944]

RJ kept the COVID away

[@OGR-4394]

the thing I never got is why Gregg immediately thinks it's just oil?

[@michaelwalden4793]

RJ’s shake shack is just the rebranding of “Rio Jenesis” which was Tim’s vape pen company

[@chrisradstorgoff7715]

This antivax shake really work. I was forced to vaccinate last year and I doubled my daily powdered scoops to kill the nwo toxins. Occasionally I still go to the ER with panic attacks. The Doctors and Psychiatrists have guaranteed me over and over that I don't have nano chips or G5 software in my body. Obviously a testament to this products integrity. Thank you R.J and Tim

[@theEarlofChip]

I think it's part of Gregg's role in the show. Tim' character is just purely nuts, and whereas Gregg's character in typical comedies would be the voice of reason the audience can identify with, instead the character is completely ineffectual in this role and typically also wrong, which ends up only adding to the madness. And then with Joe Estevez's helpless positivity there's just no effectual counter to Tim's madness, so it just builds and builds into hilarity. It's a good parody of a lot of the dumb squabbles you see amplified in like news entertaiment media, social media or reality tv, where you start watching and maybe there's one side you agree with slightly more but wait ugh no they're not right either, oof actually wait maybe they're worse, regardless there's no legitimate voice of reason in sight, everything's awful. I think it's that kind of joke

[@neonfroot]

@@theEarlofChip Yep. Everyone's a different type of fucked up.

[@thomasdupont7186]

@@theEarlofChip great job

[@exoxy]

Tim explaining the mechanism behind his blocked backyard percutaneous feeding tube to LaRoux may be the climax of On Cinema.

[@chrome_disco]

Look at how gregg's mouth shakes at 13:31. he's either holding back laughter or holding back his desire to gag at the description of the colostomy bag

[@neonfroot]

Its actually 13:33 But yea, his reactions are hilarious. It's not overt like most others.

[@ontariobuds]

7:17 How can Gregg sit there and say that the wedding wasn't ruined by Gregg leaving the Mobile VFA running and eventually filling the room with Carbon Monoxide? It was his fault 100%.

[@philbrook5655]

As a Gregghead I have to point out that Tim was commander-in-chief and any mistakes are therefore on his (incorrectly time-zoned) watch.

[@ontariobuds]

@@philbrook5655 no offence intended but I think that is one of the problem with being a Gregghead, sadly your thoughts get cloudy and you can’t see the truth.

[@philbrook5655]

@@ontariobuds To quote a movie, "you can't handle the truth!". Personally I don't want to see truth, I just want to see movies. The longer the better.

[@refoliation]

Tim did *NOT* preapprove that space for a wedding and sprung that on Gregg and the crew without getting proper ventilation in place for the amount of breathers in that tiny space. The VFA mobile archive mk 1 was technically not able to shutoff either without risking losing electronic contact with the VFA which could, potentially, be catastrophic

[@nathanskywalker1536]

The feeding tube thing lmao you couldn't walk around like that this why I love this show 😂

[@Wainfleetkx450f]

“And I can add as much RJs as I want”

[@chileo1]

Its just a standard feeding tube, looks fine to me

[@michaelc1396]

Speak for yourself. I’ve been walking round like that for awhile now.

[@nebojsadurmanovic2268]

It's no Cinco food tube.

[@anthroism26mc]

@@michaelc1396 hey me too

[@erthaldop]

I give this season 5 bags of pop 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿and 2 large RJ shakes 🥤🥤

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Ayaka wasn’t Tim’s first wife. Revisionist history.

[@lordmortimer8055]

Also Axiom’s sister seems to have disappeared from the lore

[@dixiecupdrinker1]

She was his third? He has the son from a previous marriage he mentions after his divorce from the first wife we hear about

[@zzz-x7p]

"This is the hot shake." 🤣

[@nickpayne5191]

6:42 the rare "it's beeen, it's beeen"

[@ALWTunes]

7:20 love that they have B roll ready for Gregg asphyxiating everyone at the Oscar special. Haha.

[@ryanwest9039]

Gregg's body language is everything!

[@patio87]

"it's just oil" lmfao

[@kentrey]

Even in highlight form I’m glad they can push ads like RJ’s Shake. It’s important for us pleebs.

[@m.a.b.4104]

3:35 Gregg:"what's in it? Is it just oil?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

Holy shit. Dr San is Tim's guardian angel now!! I didnt see that one coming. Ffs lol. Hopefully I'll be able to binge the hei network content soon. I mean, what all is even on there, aside from On Cinema?

[@edfoli8230]

There are the HEILot episodes of Rock House, Mark’s Cavalcade of Stars, and Xposed. Every single On Cinema episodes, the Oscar Specials, and more. Well worth supporting them dropping the corporate stooges.

[@marcusmalone]

I would pay the sub just to watch Mark's Cavalclade of Stars over and over again.

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

That's awesome. I'll probably be able to do it eventually.

[@Slop_Dogg]

I’m pretty sure it’s revealed at the end of the season that Toni’s son was fucking with Tim by talking to him through the walls, pretending to be doctor san lol

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

It was. It was fuckin brilliant lol. I was able to sub for a month and binge it.

[@jackmaniacki]

Joe Estevez is a gift.

[@TheGordeaux]

trader joe is a rat

[@zop57]

Really a miracle story. A 78 year old first time vice president of operations

[@MarbleWarbler]

I think the person who never gets enough credit is Joe. You can tell he's genuinely a great guy to work with, and how he keeps a straight face when Tim does what he does is a sign of good acting. The three of them; Joe, Tim, and Gregg work so well together, Mark as well. They are a powerful comedic team. I also love not only how Joe works with Tim on On Cinema but also in Decker. The way Joe plays a spineless president and how he thinks Tim should be president instead is comedy gold and he plays it perfectly.

[@Slop_Dogg]

RJ Shakes should join forces with QwikBite unless Hank has rebranded again

[@dookiepost]

You know you’re dealing with a great product when the company advertises a 100% guarantee. Just placed my order for the RJ starter pack, just have to wait for it to come through customs from China.

[@captured_agent5714]

The China connection ??

[@lookbovine]

Glad Tony hit rehab. The father-son duo can now easily catch up on Tim’s history by simply binging the back catalog on the HEI network!

[@MulletKid]

Love to see Mark Progue

[@Therealbigmonster]

Had to leave a couple clips of the legendary mrak porch in there

[@cliveaw1206]

"Doctor San would be in Hell."

[@troyhadge8300]

"Watch yourself" 🤣

[@dikydankedude]

"We have blends that deal with addiction" hit like a truck

[@maknavickas]

"certified wizard of Oz expert"

[@TheAlixour]

Dr. San would be proud of Tim for his commitment to a new, healthy lifestyle. Thank you Dr. San. PS: Joe's the man for the job!

[@thatpart]

Found your channel while reliving the beauty of the Desert Sun 20 Trial. I also didn't make the "RJ = Rio Jenesis" connection until now, either. 😂

[@CobraClutch34]

You know the episode is gonna be good when Tim starts with, "Health update for everybody...".

[@Dcook85]

I cannot believe Tim did two whole seasons without one single germ in his body.

[@botimusmaximus5120]

Tim still unable to pronounce mark’s name after so many years. Some things never change

[@chrisheadcount9953]

Tim is actually doing really well since the murder trial

[@johnmeier7284]

I guess you could say he got away with murder

[@michaelc1396]

Is VaxBlock safe to drink hot? I’d like to use it more so as a ‘before-bedtime’ tea. I know it’s called the Hot N Hard but I wasn’t sure if the shake was spicy or what. I’m confused

[@lookbovine]

Maybe considered “Hard” when it’s delivered straight to the gut?

[@markh.9822]

Tea is apparently bad for you. It's considered a traditional drink according to TImheads

[@thechemtrailkid]

this is the hot shake

[@jem3848]

This is the funniest shit. A HARD watch while I'm eating but who doesnt love a good challenge!

[@spookynoble4391]

OMG OMG OMG! I have seen this and watch this video on KZbin and it was awesome! I love Gregg Turkington because he's more goated than Tim! 🐐 I also love the mention of RJ's Shake because it sounded like the best place ever (alongside McDonald's)! Best video ever! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@zugswag]

On Cinema at the Cinema is a masterpiece ... my god

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Tim living in moderation while having RJ's directly pumped into (almost) his stomach

[@easterdm]

"installing the software" omg, i lost it

[@Yamari1]

thank you for this uploaded, im brazilians and cant afford the hei network subscription (1 dollar in brazil is 4.98R$) as a fan of the show i i'd love to support it but i cant afford it :,(

[@cherylewers6322]

Oh this is just so wonderfully sinister.

[@dusk_ene]

So in all seriousness, in the last place I lived I felt like Gregg. My roommate was an awful terrible person, and I had to be around to witness all their shitty actions and choices. If I had somewhere else to go I would have left, but I didn't. So I sat there and made remarks like Gregg does (Dr. San would be in hell) because it would literally spit out of me with he amount of anger I would feel. And she was still oblivious like Tim.

[@bobdobb9017]

If Tim had doubled the size of his shake he would have the calories he needs. That shake is no larger than one liter, but they make mugs/pitchers two liters or even larger. He may not even have to increase the number of shakes per day beyond 15.

[@stevermacsoucher1625]

Where can I find this special it's not on KZbin

[@BrianGreigRWD]

“That’s not standard”. 💀

[@astral_plane_crash]

The shakes work!!!

[@eduardobernal2072]

"well, I've been communicating with one" 🥴 hahaha

[@marcusmalone]

Cody Kirby is a poor man's Hank.

[@marcusmalone]

I cam here 2 months later, wanted to say literally the same thing, forgetting that I'd already said it and no one cared.

[@TheVicar]

Since this shake product came out there's been a Polio outbreak in the UK

[@genuineparticle]

What an elegant solution indeed

[@dontknow3949]

God damn this woman makes me so vehemently uncomfortable

[@maxw5900]

Dr. San would approve of this, may he rest in peace!

[@miaouew]

Just a little tip: Rio-Genesis sells the absolute best Cooling Gel on the market.

[@PuissantAlgernon]

Joe is such a kindly bloke 😭

[@timMAYOTTE-s7p]

This set up is taking on a David Lynchesque feeling.

[@swdetroiter313]

At 15:30, they would have done a paracentesis to removes the leaking r.j.'s powder ascites into the peritoneal cavity. You'd develop acute pertinotis, then sepsis, then the edema chokes the organs' blood supply into failure.

[@praises2jahhh]

Sounds like a traditional doctor

[@alexg5706]

Thanks for reminding me to do my 5 Big Sips.

[@GyroZeppel]

Dr.San would be in Hell. Watch yourself! Hahahaha

[@TheTerp97]

I wish RJ's shakes were sold where I live. Ive been dealing with way too many germs lately

[@crawdadds]

Why can't I be the Emergency Acting Vice President of the HEI Network??

[@Etcher]

Wendy Kirby's brother working on the RJ stand 🙌

[@razzledazzle1462]

Was Rio Jenesis spelled with a J instead of a G purely to make this joke?

[@Čhelsea_Čhainsaw]

I'm an Italian huge superfan of OCATC and to me Tim Heidecker is a genius of comedy ❗

[@tomaskirvaitis3410]

Is that a chili pot on the shake station?

[@pitchup7892]

this got cronenbergian pretty quick

[@harmreductionman4474]

"Long live...uh, the...no- uh, n-new flash. Er, flesh. I'm gonna give this one five bags of popcorn and a videotape inserted into the horrific vaginesque orifice in my stomach." -Timothy Heidecker

[@baxmrackney7583]

Can we get a mark prorch comp?

[@mippettes]

Is it official?

[@Therealbigmonster]

Official shake for the heinetwork. This isn’t the official end to the RJ’s story though

[@mippettes]

@@Therealbigmonster tell me more 🙃

[@user-yv6xw7ns3o]

Just gotta keep that powder shake trimmed and wet, then you can avoid all these pesky problems with shake delivery to the organs Tim!

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

😂

[@Ithaca-vv5dy]

Dude I haven’t been able to watch this season. Where can I watch it?

[@Therealbigmonster]

heinetwork.tv it’s only $5 and well worth it. there’s other shows like Xposed & Rock House, side stories, news & articles (in character) , Oscer specials and all the on cinema episodes. Can cancel anytime too.

[@SammyGMusic]

If you message me I can send you the season 12, I got it ripped on my hard drive

[@michellerosinski1265]

Is this still a thing? I want in

[@DanFearman]

ding! I gotta take my sips

[@zop57]

How can one shake cause so much damage

[@jessehaaland7689]

The last time I checked in on this series it was Tim getting out of s bad deal with some Italians or something...oh man.this really Is Tim's best comedy world.its doesn't doesn't roll me.it Rick rolls me .Im never gonna give it up.

[@neonfroot]

He knows the rules, and so do you. There's absolutely no commitments he's thinking of.

[@maximilianneumann4785]

Where can you watch the episodes when they stopped putting them up on youtube?

[@yellowblanka6058]

Two seconds of Googling would have given you your answer.

[@maximilianneumann4785]

@@yellowblanka6058 ever considered that google will restrict your search results based on your IP address? of course I googled it before but I cant find anything, I wouldnt have asked otherwise. Now maybe you can come off your high horse and actually be helpful instead of being a douche on the net?

[@piercedavid]

Easily one of the five funniest things of the 2020s

[@greghark6863]

A very elegant solution

[@3t3rn1ty1nf1n1t3]

It's the music that's making me 💀💀💀

[@batgirlp5561]

I love the unnecessarily loud music.

[@astroguster5522]

"Design your own ingredients.. "😂😂😂

[@andreasheddini]

This is just too funny

[@thomasdupont7186]

fun fact: you can exist by taking only oil sips.