Once in a lifetime encounter

A clever wee bird came to me and my family looking for help...I bet I know what the conversation between him and a lady bullfinch sounded like:
- Henry! Don't you dare to come near those monsters, you should see your GP!
- They're not as scary as you think, I've seen posts on Beakbook showing them helping animals.
- I don't care about what you saw online, this is serious, if you die I'm gonna have to raise our chicks by myself, go see your GP!!
- I know it's serious, listen to me even our neighbour next branch calls them "gentle giants"...damn! I'm going to give it a shot, I don't trust our health care...