"One Crazy Muslim, One Crazy White Guy" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

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[@Mazjobrani]

Check out my new comedy special on KZbin for FREE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haWumXyeiMysbZo

[@AmlanjyotiSaikia]

Man you are one funny individual.

[@betterfly7398]

Damn fucking middle easterners, they are fucking funny!

[@k.o4173]

Better Fly yes we are also good at blowing up believe it or not ( joke intended)

[@akbinnn2106]

@@betterfly7398 stop racially profiling them, not all of them are funny, only some funny individuals

[@betterfly7398]

@@akbinnn2106 Okay hey it's me. I am a Middle Easterner and I have absolutely no idea why I made that comment at all. I am just sitting right here shaking my head lol.

[@richardfeynman9341]

hoi neki?

[@toniaevi5952]

He is very likeable, he looks like a really nice guy

[@Mazjobrani]

Me??! +Tonia Mp you're too kind!

[@LizzyRants]

Tonia Mp I like how he smiles when he tells a joke people like. I love happy people.

[@dexterdev]

He is a nice guy actually

[@thomasmataloa]

Tonia Mp look like Johnny Sins 🤣

[@Protectobot]

@@Mazjobrani WHOA! You directly respond to random ppls' comments sometimes? You have the TIME?!?!

[@jatinderbhatti3155]

there are many comedians out there but Maz is such a likeable person. His personality is amazing. much love Maz keep doing your thing!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Jatinder Bhatti nothing but love Jatinder thanks for watching buddy!

[@jatinderbhatti3155]

+Maz Jobrani you replied! now i can die in peace xD

[@me.lay30]

Jatinder Bhatti sure not himself respond properly his assistant

[@isaacibnoumaryama5779]

@@me.lay30 that was me and I was jerking off lol

[@readthrough978]

@@me.lay30 he does his own voice over, I doubt he has an assistant.

[@assaado]

man you should come to Lebanon!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Assaad Abou-Rached I would love to my friend!

[@brettfarley7919]

You should totaly come to Las Vegas my man

[@Mazjobrani]

Brett Farley Hopefully soon brother! Thanks for the love!

[@brettfarley7919]

no problem my friend

[@Cybershane44]

u definitely sud come to Malaysia !

[@kenwen7791]

"a very long bomb" 4:10 "and two grenades" I died XD

[@bikosteve3802]

From Kenya Africa... This guy kills me everytime😂😂😂

[@superboi7028]

Much love to this brilliant man! Because of Maz Jobrani my neighbors officially thinks I am crazy for laughing uncontrollably at 2 am!😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Nancy C nothing but love to you Nancy your comment just made my day. Thanks for subscribing & looking forward to laughing together weekly :)

[@parsafarhang]

I died when you did the Nigerian accent

[@ScotchVX]

hahahaha same here!!! His range of accents is insane!

[@ashdluciangurl]

I like the show but that accent sounded 'French'

[@salvochoa5843]

@@ashdluciangurl HOHOHOOOO...............

[@Henrydejohn]

I'm Nigerian and that accent ain't Nigerian

[@laurettaeric]

He's funny but the accent is definitely not remotely Nigerian

[@princesharma-cp4hw]

just 70,800 subscribers? i can't believe it. sir you are one of the best!

[@Mazjobrani]

+prince sharma thank you for your kind words my friend you just made my day. As long as you are smiling and enjoying I'm happy!

[@princesharma-cp4hw]

Maz Jobrani thank you sir. and happy new year :)

[@Mazjobrani]

+prince sharma happy new year bud!

[@Manish_Kumar_Singh]

hey idiot

[@amusenx3793]

LMFAOOO! I was tearing apart from laughter in that "Two grenades" part!!!!!

[@farahchaudhri]

Maz, you are one crazy funny, Iranian comedian. thank you for the laughs. :)

[@agneshravindran1727]

It's true, lots of innocent community gets bad reputation because of some crazy ones.

[@SuperLusername]

"Time to go" - Ded

[@farersiver]

Evilsamar should've been - Time to blow :p

[@cindysea5373]

I'm crazy about you. You are so right on point.

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks for the love +Cynthia Garcia!

[@abderrazzakoumoussa5903]

Great

[@jigneshsolanki6654]

lol that nigerian part was so amazing!!

[@jenifermartins2946]

"Well, that is one crazy individual" 😅😅 Love his w.a.s.p. accent.

[@nrevbay]

I just discovered this guy. I can't stop watching! 👍

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

Lmaooooooo he's freaking hallarious the other day watching him I nearly peed myself lollllllll love him

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks +nadege king appreciate you watching & laughing with me! Make sure to subscribe for more funny weekly content!

[@neot1837]

Omg absolutely brilliant. Had me in tears with stitches.

[@sylvesteraugustine6815]

You are the best Maz!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sylvester Augustine much love Sylvester thanks for the support bud!

[@mikachouuu]

0:55-1:15 words of truth

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lika Maigova much love Lika thank you!

[@whatscreenname]

Lika Maigova Yes with very good reasons. That's because white guys don't do this kind of stuff over and over and over like the muslims. When it happens it's a very RARE occurrence. That's because there's no white guys' religion that preaches and encourages people to kill innocent people. That's because there is not any "white people" groups that take credit with pride for those rare occurrences. That's because there no "white people's" church that says we should cut people's heads off like they do in Muslim mosques even in the US. That's because white people don't mass murder other white people of the same religion or any other religion for that matter like the sunnies and the shiites. Makes sense?

[@user-tm1ix7xi1n]

whatscreenname What about Las vegas incident?

[@whatscreenname]

kshitiz rimal What about it? Like I said in original msg it's a very rare occurrence. It was one crazy guy on his own. And he didn't do it because of religion, and there's no white group of people taking credit for it or celebrating with joy

[@themooseyoyos]

+whatscreenname Just saying, the KKK was a based on Christian ideals. Also anyone who blows themselves up is crazy regardless of religion

[@VEROTIKAA]

Omg my newly discoverd favorite comedian trully ive had an asthmatic attack from layghing so hard my ribs hurt n im loving it lol thank you so much for bringing me so much laughter and joy :-) :-) :-)

[@wrightvcx2249]

love it ...great....i didnt see this clip earlier...its the new one for me.....awesome man....

[@Ramin609]

Maz you are the best comedian ever, you and max amini are my favourites ever. Love from Iran *ir*

[@angelrita2626]

COME TO TORONTO!!!

[@ScotchVX]

I wish your videos weren't split into segments because it's easier to just watch all of it in one video than to keep switching videos. This way the jokes carry forward and there's no break in laughter, just as if we were one of the audience :D

[@jonezhao6380]

me too

[@caremell]

Cause you get thirsty for more when it is in small doses you will be full and won't watch it don't remember it if it was a whole big chunk

[@ccjh0806]

I guess the point is for us to buy the DVD if we want it in one whole chunk?

[@BlackSwanGamingTGK]

Much LOVE from Bosnia 🇧🇦 !!! You always make my day !! Thank you Sir

[@aditrt4638]

He is very lively and connected with his audience... Lovely..

[@AksharChandra]

Man! this is just too funny :) just discovered your clips and am hooked! I remember seeing you in 'Better Off Ted' - you were really good.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Akshar Chandra thanks buddy I really appreciate the love & support!

[@sylvesteraugustine6815]

Hilarious!! Best of the best!!!

[@brawlstars-tr2cl]

Damn man ! You are Really talented

[@kharolina1colombia]

Love you Maz Jobrani you always make my day xoxox btw Im a Colombian living in Doha i can relate to many things you talk about the middle east, you are very clever

[@Mazjobrani]

You just made my day +kharogilo lopez thanks for the love & don't forget to subscribe for more funny stuff coming :)

[@7offman]

Every time i watch your jokes i laugh at them just like the first time. now I'm proud to say that we finally have one funny individual who is origianlly from the Middle east

[@AbrarAlee]

I love your work. You are a master of your domain :) Subscribed.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Abrar Alee thanks my man appreciate you!

[@abelardokham]

Cannot stop from laughing. Thanks for making my day. Great keep it up! Really love your jokes and logic

[@jbb5]

Great timing and sense of humor

[@hariking22]

the nigerian impression haha

[@Adyjetu]

his expression was like awesome..... Lolz

[@AT-kb7zc]

we are everywhere.

[@chemi169]

I think I weill need mah pee-ness.

[@MohamedOmar-wc6mb]

Harikrishnan Premprakash no

[@spock7945]

have you even met any Nigerians or been there? this was a crappy attempt to sound like a South African. Nigerians do not sound lik that. telling you from personal experience of staying in Lagos, Abuja and otherwise having acquaintances!

[@alizagul4013]

all thumbs ups to u....u r so talented nd creative..! the Iranian king ... comedy diva .. bows nd salutes to u,,toasting the hat ,,bravo👏 ..from Pakistan

[@ashwinpawar5325]

Wow! It's amazing that u didn't get offended..

[@yuvrajsharma1423]

@sparta king uhhhh I don't think Pakistan is in middle east

[@yuvrajsharma1423]

@sparta king are you stupid or something Pakistan comes under the region of South Asia so it doesn't who looks like whoom

[@rostamsunny8802]

@@yuvrajsharma1423 Pakistan is actually split between the Eurasia plate and Indian plate.

[@shazzadali811]

Who cares about a plate

[@Excile00]

I've been binge watching this for two days

[@Mazjobrani]

+Beesh Alzayed I appreciate you my friend! Don't forget to subscribe so we can keep laughing :)

[@kresettepatel9344]

Your hilarious dude.... can't get enough the way you punch those joke's..... 🤣🤣🤣

[@mohmmedhaider6732]

I think you should talk about craziness of Iraqis and Iranians. I am iraqi well done Maz

[@abdulazizalsahil1895]

The first time ever I laughed this hard on a KZbin vid lol!

[@brawlstars-tr2cl]

Big fan of you maz from Syria

[@vjjoshua83]

awesome!!

[@amnajr8504]

love it 😍

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks +Samarya Jaber

[@abdulwajid9421]

wow nice man spreading love and smile in the age of bombs and wars

[@Mazjobrani]

+tamor khan nothing but love brother thanks for the support!

[@payambagheri8854]

we love you Maz .....

[@michaeldada6983]

Love 💕 your spirit

[@mahinshayesteh4573]

He is amazing 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💕💋

[@Mazjobrani]

YOU are amazing +Mahin Shayesteh

[@Mahesh-vk5zj]

Man that was hilarious. That Nigerian accent though

[@androJaab]

The amazing Maz

[@manmadedboss4365]

Lolz of life!!!!! Merci aga!!

[@khalistanlovers2630]

most intelligent guy of middle east he got a very gud sense of humour

[@Mazjobrani]

+khalistan lovers much love my friend!

[@khalistanlovers2630]

Maz Jobrani luv u too brother keep shining

[@sushilathapa7999]

You are awesome! Love you so much❤️❤️❤️

[@Mazjobrani]

Love you back +sushila thapa thanks for your support!

[@Denny_7782]

Dude, You crush it! When are you coming to Northern California?!

[@Mazjobrani]

Hopefully soon bud! Thanks for the love!

[@Blackfire970]

just subscribed to ur channel loved this piece bro

[@Mazjobrani]

+BlackfireVatsal nothing but love my friend I appreciate you!

[@babakb2k8]

Modern human is doing great in Syria and muslims are nowhere even close to it!

[@SiaAyrom]

Does it mean something crazy is going to happen at the Austin Film Festival this year? Just kidding, see you and Jimmy Vestvood there😜

[@saeed5508]

he is the best

[@Mazjobrani]

You're the best +Saeed Kamrani-Rad don't forget to subscribe :)

[@surangapradeep4424]

You are the man...❤️

[@vvr881]

You Are super funny bro. ..you nailed the accents

[@artin3141]

what a great comedian :DDDD

[@Mazjobrani]

+Artin H Artin you are a great man!

[@morningsun10]

"One crazy individual" lol.

[@johnasap777]

LOVE YOU MAZ

[@mymathsclass5980]

Very creative ... !

[@OutsideThatCubicle]

Love from India maz. Come to India someday.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sam Narz hopefully soon, Sam! Much love back my man I love India. Check www.mazjobrani.com for future tour dates & don't forget to subscribe :)

[@spock7945]

the likes of him and Russel Peters suck in that they think that insulting the heritage or the nuances of their previous generation ..to get them the 'saleable in U.S.' label is something great. These guys are American to the core and insults comedy, that too of their own lineage is pathetic. look up Vir Das, he too does comedy.. better one at that. doesn't need one to poke exaggerated insults on ones own kind to still be funny. I'm happy for what Maz has achieved for himself, but pity him for who he is and even more his lawyer soulmate/wife.. she could have got much better in a human being. compassion and being humane is alien to this Jobrani!

[@pramodravikant3047]

Nigerian one was awesome

[@nazimh]

Thank you Ma's, so funny.

[@zoranristov7349]

Maatee you crazy and funny as hell xDDDD The world needs more people like you, respect from Eastern Europe!

[@cristianperotti9412]

His smile is like Zlatan´s

[@o0abdo0o]

I heard "I come in pieces."

[@Mazjobrani]

I hope not!

[@srahebar]

+Maz Jobrani hahahah

[@o0abdo0o]

hahaha this is the first time in my life a famous person actually responds to my comment. This is AbdelRahman Elsayed from Canada here :) I'm a big fan.

[@Mazjobrani]

o0abdo0o AbdelRahman Elsayed from Canada nothing but love my friend!

[@o0abdo0o]

The love is mutual! I'm originally Egyptian, like Ahmed Ahmed ;)

[@stevesongz_ke]

Saw a 5min comedy performance & I'm subbed. You funny man

[@SuperAlijoker]

You are awesome Maz :))

[@Regina-Phalange]

"Time to go" HAHAHHAHHAHAA

[@sjmcoarch]

Laughed my pants off :D :D You are the best stand up comedian I ever seen (Y)

[@Mazjobrani]

thank you +Sepehr Jalali moghaddam appreciate the support bud!

[@hassangingi7033]

From Kenya🇰🇪 I just love this guy!!

[@666thunderz]

Hahaha.. Pure talent

[@umangjain293]

"Time to go" HahahshahHhhahHhHzhh

[@iTechRevolutionTV]

4:47 He resembled like Maxim Bady for a few seconds (the face/expression)

[@yudishbeeharry860]

+JustAName I think he tried to mimic him xD

[@iTechRevolutionTV]

Yudish Beeharry I thought so as well :p

[@priscanemger783]

😂🤣 I love Maz! He's the bee's knees. ❤

[@sokka98]

What does bee's knees mean

[@markleon2164]

You deserve more subscribers sir. Can't stop laughing. Lol

[@spaz783]

i died at the grenade part xd

[@king27702]

why people in america tread islam as a race? i mean a white guy and a muslim?! u have at least 8 milion native white european muslims only in europe.

[@babakb2k8]

Hillarious!

[@arunmathew4242]

cool man. you are the best.

[@ahmedchabchoub6808]

2019?

[@shishaboy4214]

Ok that was extremely funny 😂😂😂 love from Pakistan 🇵🇰

[@thegalabs]

I'm addicted to this guy, i mean im maz jobranedddd...kind of baptized with his comedy. Kkk much love maz you are indeed a funny man.

[@richardcalisi9188]

Maz kills me...too funny!

[@budidarmawan2304]

1:47 Wow, that Pakistani Taliban PR speech joke is so dark, KKK wants to have it ban. It's so dark, it almost sounds, like, a Brit wrote it.

[@shazzadali811]

Also his accent shows Indian when the Taliban are ethnic Afghans who sound completely different

[@kcmn0089]

Is his special on Netflix?

[@Mazjobrani]

+john 321 it is, John! Thanks for supporting my friend!

[@kaitlynbare6289]

Maz Jobrani I LOVE YOUR WORK MAZ!

[@Mazjobrani]

katie barefield I LOVE YOU KATIE!

[@kaitlynbare6289]

Maz Jobrani AHHHHH YOU RESPONDED OMG YOU ARE SERIOUSLY AMAZING!!! My best friend is Muslim and she thinks you bring an amazing light to Muslims and is super appreciative

[@TheMisslouise79]

I am glad I discover this guy

[@alinabizada5821]

Love it

[@Protectobot]

"...it is the THOUGHT that counts!" HAHAHAHA, owning up to your screw-ups! How often do you see a POLITICIAN do that?!?! :/

[@misssarah8609]

Reminds me of Russel Peters

[@PankajSharma-xv6gg]

You are so hilarious!!

[@superamario6464]

Oh man! My sides hurt!! 😂😂😂

[@muaminhugsy4964]

is it just me or does he sound like Seinfield at some parts?

[@TheShavedleggs]

more like craig ferguson?

[@kiarashardeshirpour9042]

it is just u

[@avanpeltno2fan]

Do persians ever feel like their history has been robbed by Islam?

[@IsmailMFeroz]

+avanpeltno2fan No. Because Khomeini abused Islam and ruined our country, stopped the celebrations of the Persian Empire at Persepolis and branded it "The Devil's Ritual", and made Islam look bad in general. Never blame the religion. Blame the abuser.

[@sakurakou2009]

+avanpeltno2fan actually Peria have islamic history on their own that's seperated from the arab islamic history , real their history , it's like asking Egyptians if they feel being robbed by islam , will I am egyptian and I feel like Islam was way better for my people then Romans rule , Romans were racist fuckers

[@mikh4386]

do Europeans feel like their culture was robbed by Christianity?

[@mikh4386]

+sakurakou2009 so your saying Christianity saved Europe, right? Are you sure because last I recall Europe in its paganism brought about Ancient Greece and Rome which is still today revered as a one of the golden accomplishments of human civilization. With the adoption of Christianity by the Roman king Europe witnessed centuries of sectarian wars and rivalries nevertheless to mention the suppression of science and medicine which inevitably caused half of Europe's population, 50 million people, to die out within 8 to 9 years from the black death. Christianity also led to white on white slavery before spreading to Africa. Persia was a civilization, a culture, and a language who adopted Islam as a religon without necessarily giving up their historically identity. Its not like there's an active muslim force keeping the persians muslims. Persians today embrace islam wholeheartedly without being forced to. So your assumption is inaccurate and bias.

[@theblossom9907]

+Horny Aleks indeed that proves that Islam is not a bad religion as many claims .. Islam is perfect but humans aren't ...

[@keonroshdieh2497]

Please do another show in San Diego, California 🙏