"Russians Are Bad Ass!" | Maz Jobrani - I Come in Peace

[@Mazjobrani]

Check out my new comedy special on KZbin for FREE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haWumXyeiMysbZo

[@stanmakrushin]

I’m from Russia, and I freakin’ cried the first time I saw this😂😂😂 From Russia with Love, we’re all on one planet🙌 ...SO NEVER MESS WITH RUSSIANS OR YOU WON’T GET A STICKER!!!!

[@ghosts_are_reall]

Im from Russia too! From Russia with love 💕🇷🇺

[@nuhvee3551]

@@ghosts_are_reall и как оно?

[@ghosts_are_reall]

@@nuhvee3551 ну лично мне нормально в России живется. Ну правительство говно конечно

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

😂🤣

[@maugli2005]

• ghost • Здесь в США тоже правительство не очень ))

[@Soso-fz5fm]

I am an arab lady and my trainer is Russian. this video couldn't be more accurate😂 they are hard but the result is worth it.

[@Mazjobrani]

😂😂

[@sergokhechuashvili3783]

That means you are lazy So tell me then why can’t they win in any sports without cheating Or at least in most sports

[@sergokhechuashvili3783]

If my trainer will raise his voice on me I will brake every bone on his body

[@romanimperium3683]

@@sergokhechuashvili3783 Get lost victim.

[@Ak-yw6no]

Sergo Khechuashvili calm down u Jackie chan shit

[@anastasiiakaida767]

that awkward moment when you live in Siberia and your father is Yuri 😂

[@fromanicfroncais1485]

Hope he was not in prison when he was 3,5 years old)

[@np7148]

fromanic froncais everything is possible😂 some even were born in prison so

[@boomshakalaka7387]

Аххахаа ... Убила 🤣🤣🤣

[@lkikost1625]

@@fromanicfroncais1485 Siberia is a prison. There is no version in English, but you can use google translator.ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D1%81%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D0%A1%D0%B8%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80%D1%8C

[@russkiydzhigit]

В сибири такие красавицы? Надо слетать

[@patrickmcshane7658]

Russian coach is right about sticker.

[@gigasusanin]

and about prizzzzon in Siberia )))))

[@lkikost1625]

​@@gigasusanin From Siberian prisons do not return alive.

[@yashafurman]

Why did I read this with a Russian accent?

[@icy2502]

Jacob Furman me too 😂😂

[@2007Club]

PATRICK McShane agree

[@sportstours24]

russian accent is the best way to speak english.

[@shihonage]

iz true, komrad.

[@0000x-r4r]

Prashant azazel He play better he get sticker!

[@DJRomew]

Don’t underestimate Indian accent which hilarious too, Mr Namaste

[@pratapsinghuuwngifhgj2476]

+DJRomew then nama-stay away ,please.

[@ЭдЛесничий-щ8т]

Согласен))

[@asmamontazer4074]

im iranian living in Russia they don't fool around but they're really kind and polite i love the peace in here made by their hard work.they know what they do

[@rina5221]

Must be living in a different Russia then mate

[@rxtr664]

@@rina5221 Pochemu?

[@larissakoroleva]

@@rina5221 навальняшка?

[@SvetlanaKuznetzova]

How’s your peace going now

[@miceatah9359]

u mean made by raping torturing and executing children? "they know what they do" yeah they dont know shit and what peace exactly when they commiting genocide on ukrainians since 2014

[@kstearn6869]

I'm surprised they even gave them stickers. Russian coaches don't fuck around. Let's not forget if you go home with a Russian parent, the coaching doesn't stop after you leave the gym

[@piontropechetrini5640]

+K Stearn hahahahah me too I was wondering why the Russian coaches will give any stickers???!!!

[@renji2600]

COOL!!!

[@kstearn6869]

+101 Никто не знает 101 I'm Russian and I grew up with Russian gymnastics coaches. The K stands for Katya

[@StefanNemanja1985]

Love you Russia

[@MohamedOmar-wc6mb]

K Stearn hhhh

[@worldstarrapdz9638]

I had Russian coach I was going in a competition I was like 19years old I remember it was amateur bodybuilding not a big thing , believe me guys he made me do germen volume training for 6weeks then he cut the carbs early and made me train for repetition I was so tired and exhausted my nervous system couldn’t handle the stress but my body grow like a bear and in the same time I was so lean I mean when people saw me they were under the impression that I took steroids he is the best person IV known so far a hardass old man now he’s dead may god put mercy on his body he’s information never die I will pass it to my children one day

[@othmanmiri1259]

Kayen russian coach f dz?😂😂

[@worldstarrapdz9638]

Othman Miri oui double nationalité khu ces connus f platform dyal powerlifting en plus Algeria has slot of potential bro mata7garch 😘

[@marystuart9503]

Good on ya, mate

[@gantengdanpemberani238]

Amen

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Find a Russian to teach you how to use punctuation.

[@farrukh1989]

This is BS! I had russian coaches all my life and I can guarantee you, no one gets stickers! You might maximum get a very hard pat on the shoulder if you win some major competition or so.

[@maugli2005]

Fredy True story ))

[@OhSnaP19th]

I have Russian friends and I just have to say that Russians are decent people. I tried to learn Russian but the only words they taught me was " sukin sin" lol. Apiece of advice don't say it to a Russian guy.

[@Mazjobrani]

+OhSnaP19th 😂😂

[@PandaJohns]

son of a bitch... different languages, different letters, the same meaning

[@ingakamynina8056]

OhSnaP19th you have a bad ass Russian friends. Lol greetings from Russia

[@борисмаксимов-о5о]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX7Pp42wdst-b9k the Russians have one of the most important expressions - "do not give up"- sounds like - "do not give up)))"

[@almazkairosh7976]

If you'd like to practice more Russian I can help you.)

[@Timonipumba]

I am Russian, I laughed to tears)))

[@Mazjobrani]

+Тимонипумба Баобабов nothing but love my friend!

[@ЭдЛесничий-щ8т]

Тоже самое ))

[@ВолодяУльянов-ъ7щ]

Какой ты нах.. русский?? У тебя мозг уже американизирован. Посмотри на имя своё.

[@smeshsmesh9695]

то же самое для меня 😂😂😂

[@КастетГлебов]

@@Timonipumba, американцам себя называй. Нахер тебе быть русским?

[@stormstreaks1148]

2:03 "who kills someone with radioactive material?" Me: Americans. Two atomic bombs. Fat Man and Little Boy.

[@nikeethanatos4357]

right on the button.

[@pragyamanral]

bwahahaha RIGHT !

[@nikeethanatos4357]

@@pragyamanral America biggest terrorists next to the british

[@abhishekjoshi4648]

That was a war and they wanted to end it. Russians killed the person to give a badass message. They could have killed him in thousand different simpler ways

[@Anna-w2k5y]

@@abhishekjoshi4648 well, a tons of innocent people diet because of America. Even if it's war, those people did NOTHING 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@mikachouuu]

Omg this is hilarious 😆😆and so true, you don't get a participation prize here in Russia 😅

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lika Maigova much love Lika thanks for the support! Hope you subscribe so we can keep laughing together :)

[@mikachouuu]

Maz Jobrani I had no choice other than subscribing, watched a couple of your videos - man, you're funny, if I die laughing that's on you ) thank you and good luck!

[@Mazjobrani]

Lika Maigova HAHA nothing but love Lika thank you so much for your support! It means the world & I'll do everything in my power to keep the good times rolling!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Lika Maigova 😂 MUCH LOVE Like thank you! Don't you die on my tho!!!

[@AlgerianTalk]

Lika Maigova I didn't know Russians can speak English

[@lutiquesttv954]

I am Russian and i love this guy. You made my day.) I laughed a lot.))) Когда мне было три я сидел в сибирской тюрьме xD

[@Mazjobrani]

Love you back +Имбалансный Александр!

[@MrG2theg]

no you are not. you are a western spy , chiki brikie will find you and punish!

[@ab6789]

В ГУЛАГе ;😂😂

[@DEVIL-ff2zw]

@@ab6789 Интересно за что его посадили.😅😅😅😅

[@Durmanius]

@@DEVIL-ff2zw Он спи*дил Полоний из детского сада...)))

[@dontworryaboutit5075]

PLEASE DO MORE RUSSIAN STAND UP!!!!!! This was amazing I was laughing the whole time

[@fokak0]

i am egyptian and we love and respect Russia love to russia

[@secretsocietyww]

Thank you we are also love egypt And im was over there once In the red sea having a weekends

[@fokak0]

+SIR IUS hope to come again

[@ishaboy5090]

Blink twice if you need help

[@johnpeters2650]

Yeah and then u put a nice little bomb on their plane back to home

[@jishan6992]

@@johnpeters2650 where are you coming from out of nowhere?

[@An_Gold]

Same about music teachers. My co-worker brings her daughter to a piano teacher from Russia (with all credentials, of course, not just from Russia per ce). And the kid was best at some performances etc. (the child loves the lessons, btw). She already got many prizes.

[@Good-Win2015]

I'm an English tutor in Russia and in our private school we used to give "birds" (stamps) to the best students. One kid always wanted to get one and I didn't give it to him 2 times in a row... To this day I still can't forget his terribly long and hard crying in front of his parents... We don't do that now. So I literally felt the situation in the basketball class with my skin.

[@jamescaputo3885]

That's right. Why kid should get sticker if didn't work hard. I am russian and I approve this message😊😎😎

[@showmustgoon5311]

I used to do a heavy Russian accent when I didn’t want people bothering me. 😆 worked almost every time. If it didn’t I would just speak Russian. 😆

[@Anonymous-qj3sf]

Lmao does it really work?

[@showmustgoon5311]

99% of time it worked. Other times, I would just answer in Russian, with no emotion.

[@oslo8748]

Thank you) I mean if people can lough at themselves it's wonderful) Politicians spoil everything. People can live together without wars and any conflicts. They do.

[@archanapanicker]

His comedy is healing, it brightens up my day !

[@Mazjobrani]

+Archana Panicker your comment was so refreshing thank you my friend I appreciate you!

[@maxsmaxs8464]

No yuri

[@ADI-cx4ji]

😂😂😂

[@abhishekgourav6144]

Soap : Yuri where are you

[@Razi98]

Didn't get it. Send help.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@Razi98 Those who don't know what funny about the name Yuri Yuri means female homosexual individuals in Japanese. But In Russia, It's just a common name.

[@Razi98]

@@ranjanbiswas3233 Knew what Yuri meant but forgot that it's also a name in Russia - thanks for replying!

[@jaggedsigns3O11]

usually when a comedian is in a suit I know it's gonna be boring but this man is too good xD

[@Mazjobrani]

LOL thanks +Chau Nguyen for the love

[@samisalhab2569]

I love u maz ur content is actually good

[@ariadnaglumova2514]

"When I was 3 I was in a Siberian prison" Lmao, I am half Russian and this is hilarious😂

[@АнатолийАнатолий-п1д]

I am full Russian and this is half-hilarious.

[@Анна-з1ъ7ф]

No it’s not

[@stupidpol]

it's hilarious because the majority in prisons are in Mordovia, not in Siberia.

[@yelenaserova9526]

Hahaha. Good work with the Russian accent 👌greetings from Kazakhstan . I love your videos

[@harivaradharaj4042]

Love from India

[@razerone49]

Holy cow I can’t believe how good the accent is. I’ve had a group of Russian friends from college (these guys were fresh off the boat Russian) and of all the Hollywood actors or comedians doing Russian accents, this guy nails it.

[@adamgreen6379]

"Эй Сергей, помоему нас раскрыли! Да Юрий, полоний в жопе выдал нас!" :))

[@hastur3201]

Ух, сука бля!

[@ghosts_are_reall]

Мда

[@tosszergov]

И не говори....

[@chefkholuff5376]

☺️🤭😄😄😄😄😄

[@garvchachan3250]

I understood nothing but liked it😂😂

[@Grinder19]

Man you are hilarious 😂😂. I have some Russian friends and I always tell them to speak English with their Russian accent. I love this Russian accent 😉😉😉

[@davefs25]

131 people liked Yuri's idea better

[@Mazjobrani]

😂😂😂

[@highpriority4015]

It is a sarcasm

[@EngPMgt]

Dharmavid Francis i preferred serge’s idea 😂

[@jacksbob265]

No Yuri!

[@naominasiko4589]

Dharmavid Francis and 131 people liked this comment

[@blazzered2]

He sounds a little like Niko Belic when doing the Russian accent.

[@Sadzy]

Niko's voice is a bit more high pitched

[@DJRomew]

Niko Belic is Serbian 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mukulsharma827]

Blazzered Slavic accent*

[@kshinokevin]

GTA IV !

[@AkshayGowda007]

Let's go bowling cousin

[@Disgirlfrompanamamixgirl]

what i like about russia is the men i could melt for and the scientists are more honest and dont hide anything

[@Sadzy]

wtf 0_0

[@СтАрАеМсЯ-б5ы]

+Caroline Lackey (Zena Warrior princess) Ты права. Я не люблю вашу постоянную улыбку. Зачем ты радуешься мне если не знаешь какой я человек?

[@bnnnnnnnnnnn]

Hony , thats because they are always drunk on VODKA

[@Timonipumba]

You silly people think in stereotypes

[@sadafzehrarizvi2414]

Caroline Lackey right. Me too. They are chivalrous , old fashioned and such gentlemen. Vintage . Also their accented broken English 😍

[@pooriasp8145]

i am watching this over and over. it never gets old. keep making people laugh. thanks for the vids.

[@sherdilegamov2913]

привет всем. I'm Iranian mix with Russian.

[@mehrdad5767]

Sherdil Egamov hi bro then

[@lisarose9091]

Sherdil Egamov Говорите по русски?

[@КомментаторАбдульШуеПпш]

Lisa Rose а вы?..

[@nordikcajun5417]

Привет 👋 😉из Нового Орлеана

[@steelbear2063]

Мамка чернильница?

[@crxerz]

Well as a Russian, i can clearly say no one really messes with me. I don't have an accent but people generally don't fuck with me. I came to the US when i was 8 though, from Penza (near Moscow) if they do fuck with me when they find out im Russian things always change. It's true were abit nuts my dad used to tell me back when in middle school "You no fight you not my son" when ever bullies messed with me. 

[@stockloc]

Lol in Canada Russians are actually the nicest people here. I feel safer around them than around the hicks. I think hicks are the scariest people imo.

[@crxerz]

we are i never try to fight anyone, but always defend myself.

[@GetMotivated978]

I'm not Russian, but I can confirm that. I have a Russian friend, and a couple of years ago while we were on vacation in Spain some drunk Americans were sitting next to us in a restaurant and were trying to pick a fight. When my Russian friend got pissed off he kicked one guys ass with just two hits. He fell on the ground sleeping. His friends got up to fight us but my Russian friend went to fight them 4 against 1, and when he started screaming in Russian accent that he would kill them all, they kinda got scared and stopped picking a fight and got nice in an instant saying that their friend was too drunk and didn't know what he was doing. They apologized and left the place. So yeah, Russians can be scary, especially young and strong Russians with muscles. :)))

[@abdousalem3079]

Of course you are. I bet you can beat 30 guys with one punch!

[@alatan]

641 km по Российским стандартам может и не oчень далеко но определённо не "(near Moscow)" :D

[@alikartal8426]

Maz, you crack me up. I cannot keep a straight face listening to you. Thank you.

[@ddr_drogba777]

Maz Jobrani man... you are one of the best standup comedian i've ever seen... plz come and do a show in INDIA...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Shubham Dobriyal much love my brother hopefully soon! I love India!

[@ivanlyutiy7437]

плохо что все думают что русские грубые и злые. это порождает русофобию. помимо силы и мужества мы так-же ценим и дружбу.

[@АльбертПоротиков]

Пусть думают, меньше будут лезть к нам! Сибирь и ДВ все им покоя не дает!

[@fokak0]

man trust me you think they have Russophobia i am Egyptian that's mean i am ( African - middle eastern - Arrabian - Muslim ) not one but four hhhhhhhhhhhhh you are so lucky you Russian but i so proud that i am EGYPTIAN peace to mother Russia

[@ivanlyutiy7437]

Most Wanted dude, im russian-ukranian-korean-jew. i know how it feels ! =)

[@fokak0]

Ivan Lyutiy hhhhhhhhhhh looooool you win i understand how you feel because iam in the same sutiuation we both in the same box peace for you man

[@rajukumar710]

I DON'T THINK SO EVERYONE PROTECT OWN VALUES IN THEIR WAY. DON'T FOLLOW OTHERS

[@yoda4280]

"When I was 3 years old, I was in a prison in Siberia ", that was epic mate

[@extremeheat9283]

Russian accent is so on point!

[@ar_tseg653]

It's actually not:/

[@TheLelaGh]

dont take it too serious he is a stand up comedian if you cant take it dont watch it. he is really good at what he is doing

[@prazna4eva]

I got this suggested as soon as I watched Russel Peters on Russians 🤣

[@igorkizejev4967]

"He must have slipped on some polonium" I'm done lmao it's too much

[@goroch_thegreen]

I didn't get why it is strange that coach didn’t give this dude’s son a sticker. Maybe it is because I’m Russian but I think that it doesn’t matter how old are you, prize must be earned.

[@MaximRedin]

I absolutely agree with you! Приз надо заработать. Иначе это туфта

[@angelicabezmen1890]

We Russians arent bad :D we are so cute :D

[@titoofuchiha2887]

.

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love to you all +Angelica Bezmen!

[@flowerboi4745]

cute with badass accents. all I wanted was an accent dad.

[@kshitizkapoor4679]

Russian accent is awesome..they make English language look cool wen they speak. it

[@notsureiL]

I love your accent 😂 Crazy Russian Hacker.

[@Iyawo2B]

I’m Russian and this is hysterical.

[@BlueInGreen-j9j]

Dear Alexis... that was just a joke so don't take it seriously.

[@RhythmAddictedState]

Why on earth would a Russian coach give stickers to a child? Russian coaches can't even imagine stooping to that level. :P

[@renji2600]

you russians sure are boring people

[@RhythmAddictedState]

Amina Ibrar Dude, you obviously don't know Russian people.

[@renji2600]

lol, nobody can say anything bad about Russian's, they're too sensitive. Even Putin banned memes.

[@renji2600]

Normie, stop telling me what to do, we can take jokes. Want to talk about 9/11 and say how I was somehow involved with it because of my name? You're a person on the internet, what do you know. Plus Putin should control his citisans

[@renji2600]

You're beyond my help

[@samuelsung5991]

russian are natural badass, that why i have respected them

[@Robert53area]

Lol I remember being a soccer coach. All the parents were like your so strict, yes because I teach your kids to be good players. At the end of the season I got phone calls from the moms, how did you get my son to listen to you, he won't listen to me at home. Because I am not their friend. I was his coach, is my answer.

[@Myrllisik]

Спасибо, что по доброму шутите о нас!))) Мы о вас тоже ржём)))

[@Vainkooooo]

you are AWEEESSOMME....u have come as my favourite funny speech talker....idk your style and the way your jokes are said are masterpiece...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Rohit Jobish nothing but love my friend I appreciate your generously kind words

[@Vainkooooo]

Maz Jobrani really plz do a speech in qatar plzz...in our school..

[@highpriority4015]

Hi from Russia! Maz you are hilarious as always! You are the stereotypes killer

[@Orvz475]

The Polonium joke is much funnier. 🤣

[@farshidmortazavi2359]

I watched this video dozen times!

[@Redmaile25]

I love Maz. His jokes are original. Has me always laughing my ass off

[@JonathanBrandonBissoo]

My uncle's name is Yuri.

[@Mazjobrani]

It is a great name +Jonathan Bissoo

[@JonathanBrandonBissoo]

Maz Jobrani Holy shit. Thanks for responding! Love your "I'm peeersiaaan" joke.

[@Mazjobrani]

Jonathan Bissoo Thank you my friend! Appreciate the love & support! Make sure to subscribe cause I got some great stuff coming your way shortly :)

[@JonathanBrandonBissoo]

Maz Jobrani Damn you have me watching the Axis of Evil show again. Just subscribed. :D

[@yuriyanov3217]

You won't believe me, anyway...

[@stronggirl5782]

It's very funny! Thanks for good mood! From Russia with love 😇

[@theunknownman1928]

Proud to have Russian friends

[@avleeng]

Never thought Maz could top the Axis of Evil tour but he just did! Brilliant! Love from your wife's country

[@Mazjobrani]

+avleen gill nothing but love back my friend thanks for subscribing & supporting

[@NoName-bm7xg]

Hey Maz...I know that you are just married to an indian but your comedy is sooo Indian....I can just identify with all the parental behaviour. your videos are real stress busters...keep up the good work and HNY to you too😊

[@Mazjobrani]

+Jaya Nadar MUCH love Jaya and happy new year to you too!

[@SergeiLeontiev781]

the prison in siberia thing had me rolling!

[@РэйЧехов]

If you was born in Russia - you have choose hard mode in game called “life”

[@vissarion3505]

When they hear word "Yakutia" in Siberia, it sounds like "Siberia" in the rest of the world.

[@qtubedits]

I LOVE RUSSIANS! !!!!!!!

[@qtubedits]

Maz Jobrani i love persians too

[@qtubedits]

Maz Jobrani LET ME ALSO TELL YOU I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN FROM BOMBAY,INDIA. AND YOU ARE A RARE CLASSIC COMEDIAN WHO MAKES MY ENTIRE FAMILY LAUGHS WITHOUT USING ANY VULGAR LANGUAGE OR SEXUAL JOKES.YOU ARE A TRUE ENTERTAINER AND HEY MY NEPHEW'S NAME IS MAZ TOO....

[@jerrydc818]

His accents are brilliant. Loved he Russian sticker bit

[@aiaru7561]

y’all are lucky for even having stickers,mine would just smirk and that’s when i knew i did good.

[@polyhaev]

Неу, Maz. Native Russian here. Bravo! You nailed it! Я уже много лет пересылаю и показываю это видео всем, кто хотел бы понять, что значит "быть русским"!

[@okieoiogh8235]

Russians are not tough. Just a bunch of soft alcoholics. Russians will become extinct in the next 50 years.

[@polyhaev]

@@okieoiogh8235 "No, Yuri!" (c) Maz

[@miceatah9359]

yeah? u hard russian on the front yet? or u going the online warrior path? trash

[@polyhaev]

​@@miceatah9359 Hehe. Let me tell you what's "hard" Russian nowadays. There are different types. First, as you're reading this, at this very moment, there are those tortured in prisons. Literally: "In prison camps in Siberia." (Kudos, Maz!). Second, there are those fighting the regime. There are those trying to survive one way or another. Many are fleeing the country leaving everything behind. (For example, there were a couple of guys who sailed from Chukotka to Alaska in a small boat.) It's up to you to decide which type you'd call "hard", "harder" or "the hardest", it's up to me to share (or not) any personal info. Слава Украине!

[@ana-nim]

​@@okieoiogh8235 the least naz!stic ukranian:

[@brightmindd]

Maz u r the best Iranian stand up comedian🌎👍

[@_999_66]

You are so funny guys. It is interesting to listen to all these stories about my country.😅🤫

[@NightcorEDM]

Russians are badasses respect from CHINA

[@hehar]

Yeah, China.

[@FirshetPirchin]

internet is illegal down there, y'know

[@machigiceb7788]

Of course, china and russia? totally bffs

[@ShubhamBhushanCC]

You know accepting that you came up short somewhere is necessary. it is so that you can actually improve. also praise after improvement works wonders

[@henryamaya7890]

Love it when he saids when I was 3 years old I was in prison in Siberia 😂

[@Julie_V89]

Basketball coach is tough you say? You must’ve never approached a vicious creature called « hockey coach »😂

[@ShaWuTheAssassin]

Yeah I get sticker, I get sticker here! I get sticker here! You want sticker? Lol!!!!!

[@MrVeggis1964]

OHHH...You so funny.! I laught all time.... Proud to be neighbour to Russia !

[@laurazamora2696]

"No Yuri" Me:CAN YOU HEEEARRRR MYY HEARRTTT BEEEATTTTT TIREDD OF FEELING I'M NEVERR ENOUGHH!!!!

[@TImmortalus]

I am living in Siberia and wanna say this wonderful place.

[@LightCrasher]

Actually, nobody prooved that it was russians)

[@bonson9156]

it's pretty much agreed on that it was them

[@syh7813]

@@bonson9156 "it's pretty much agreed on that it was them" by u.s media .... okay^^

[@theknight4317]

Why anyone would even wonder? xD Some ex-Russian spies are killed in London by POLONIUM, well... Who could it be? Like I think it's pretty obvious that Putin wanted to make the case, whoever betrays Russia, would get killed by POLONIUM.

[@impaugjuldivmax]

@@bonson9156 "highly likely..."

[@feelcollins9191]

@@theknight4317 so dumb to think that russian special forces so dumb. even in that comedy show this facts used to make jokes. you think artist smarter than KGB? but still. US media smart enough that their ppl are dumb enough to believe in this bs)) cause actually - they do not care what happens in the middle of nowhere.

[@23alexhero]

you are funny !!! never heard you before this date but i'll share it a lot.

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks Ayush! Much love!

[@dimonwhite02]

He’s right about the sticker thing. I was lucky to have lived in both the east and west of Europe. 8th place trophies weren’t a thing in Ukraine, u were either praised for being good and criticised for mistakes, or reminded u were shit. Here in UK everyone is hesitant to say anything because ‘it’s important for kids to have high self esteem’

[@SONUYADAV-mo3ng]

I come here after every 2-3 months to laugh. This guy is awsome.

[@kathrynwolfe9020]

"When I was three and a half I was in prison in Siberia." Yes, lol!

[@---hm6io]

😂😂😂😂😂 from middle east exactly yemen all love for u, u are no. one maz ,salute

[@Mazjobrani]

Nothing but love back my friend

[@maneeshkumar1725]

The way he moved around when he said updown updown😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ViharS7]

Oh My God...Laughed To Tears, Yuri!!😀😀😂😂

[@abyadamov797]

Iam Russian soo true 😂👏🏼

[@aminka9755]

Aby Adamov hi

[@artemreutov874]

full name abygale?

[@mozardjake4062]

Amin Ka lol

[@SideQuestSensei]

Crazy Russian! Stop sticking polonium in someone's "ace". Nice one Maaz, keep 'em coming.

[@comradeacerbus6397]

I am good friends and work for an awesome older couple from Russia. They are super nice and generous, but they don’t offer up praise easily, so it’s pretty accurate here haha

[@Hussainzidane]

Lol fucking truth, I went a boxing class few months the coach exactly had the same attitude, i didn't like it first but man I loved it after few section. They make the best out of you

[@snaky1310]

"When I was 3 and half I was in prison in Siberia" Khabib: When I was 3 and half I was fighting bear!!

[@MadNinjaGirl]

Ohhhhhhh maaaaaaaaan! Back when i was in the 1st grade, our teacher used to pin cut-outs of a crayon colored sun to the notepads that had the neatest cleanest writings in it. I’m 28 years now and I still have a couple of notepads with that pined sun stashed somewhere among my possessions :)))

[@39zhanna]

I came from Russia to US many years ago but recently got married to Russian guy who I brought from Russia. His Russian accent is so strong and I actually see that people are scared when they meet him, bad reputation I guess in USA.

[@alex.galkin]

Жанна, медиа и Голливуд напридумывали столько страшилок о России и русских, что сами начали в них верить.

[@39zhanna]

@@alex.galkin это точно

[@Travy420]

​@@39zhanna Russian accent sounds like u could beat up someone with just ur voice lol

[@anomalec9466]

I'd be really surprised of at least half of the conversation didn't sound like that.

[@sahar1usa]

he is soooooooooooooo funny :)

[@yerossyle]

How many times am I going to watch this???

[@bawa_g]

Love Russians 😘

[@Mazjobrani]

They are great people with a great culture! & extra badass!

[@vladimirzhukov1052]

Thanks for this one, laughed so much :)

[@kdobrov]

А это коммент на русском. Плохо, что без субтитров, быстро тараторит.

[@hyperion1028]

Cyka Blyat...hmmm..thats all the Russian I know XD

[@Olena-vv6ef]

+Hee Tzing Wen That's enough)Here's the 3rd one - Ebat

[@vladimiruskiy722]

я знаю руский

[@timai3459]

+Hee Tzing Wen And 4th - Nahui

[@illegalcommenter4300]

Yeah, very serious dudes. Unless someone falls on their ass, they can't stop laughing at that. Seen it multiple times, Russians laugh the most when they see someone fall on their ass.

[@vatsalamansharamani1410]

The Wagner's head death makes this joke all the more relevant

[@sahilyadav2883]

"Who kills someone with radioactive material?" US: [laughs in America]