His red dead rant blue screening TWICE really felt like a wile e coyote moment
@nookiepookiedookieWHAT17 күн бұрын
of course it does, jerma is a looney tunes character after all
@justanormalguy184117 күн бұрын
I genuinely felt bad for him in this moment since I know how horrible having literally everything go wrong is along with the fact that he’s streaming to hundreds of people so he’s not even suffering alone he’s suffering in front of a CROWD 😭
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler14 күн бұрын
His seconds of silence felt like minutes
@DoctorKarkand12 күн бұрын
I sometimes wonder if all the effort he put into playing RDR was worth it.
@Remls8 күн бұрын
Favourite part about him repeatedly telling us about him screaming in the car is the game called Screamride on the screen
@sereshaw23 күн бұрын
Cant wait to pretend that jerma is my insane roommate who cannot shut the fuck up at 3 am
@skukko962723 күн бұрын
Next level delusion
@ding-dong_bing-bong22 күн бұрын
He is, you just haven't seen him yet.
@skukko962722 күн бұрын
@@ding-dong_bing-bong He’s in your walls
@jmbkpo20 күн бұрын
Check your walls...
@katzea.a788020 күн бұрын
hyperthimia andy
@qro.22 күн бұрын
the best part about red dead rant is that when the blue screen appear he is STILL ranting and telling the story, like he just sitting in a room staring at a dead camera yelling and screaming at it like we can still see and hear him.
@chaseywoot22 күн бұрын
@@qro. I sometimes wish I could hear what he was saying...
@klotekat22 күн бұрын
I think it was a misunderstanding bc jerma thought he bluescreened after he said "I got in my car" but he didn't, he bluescreened way later so you saw what he said
@asdf-sr1ny17 күн бұрын
@@klotekathe thought he bluescreened a lot longer
@SPARKRIZZLE23 күн бұрын
i think the red dead meltdown was one of the only times jerma has been genuinely super angry on stream
@20jumps20 күн бұрын
he was very angry a couple of times during his elden ring playthrough
@BotFisherman19 күн бұрын
@@20jumps Many unfortunate chatters perished during his Elden Ring streams, for his anger and wrath knows no bounds 😔
@larsthedude198417 күн бұрын
Only other times were Simpsons Hit&Run and ULTRAKILL
@slightlybiggerboss744215 күн бұрын
Stuntman Ignition was a great one
@lungse.256515 күн бұрын
@@BotFishermanLiterally 1984 😔
@the-red-thing23 күн бұрын
Man this guy HATES.
@Dabednego23 күн бұрын
His life is pain
@LuZse23 күн бұрын
he hate-
@hisodoyuhus22 күн бұрын
He even influences others to hate chairs
@mcbogom7 күн бұрын
@@hisodoyuhusMakes sense to me.
@moeinmaleki785923 күн бұрын
The red dead incident made a permanent mark on jerma's psyche
@worldwide_yamada23 күн бұрын
everytime he turns the webcam on just to rant he makes me kick my feet in the air
@ItsDSP12 күн бұрын
He DEMANDS that you look at he as he unleashes his rage.
@Zyxxx10123 күн бұрын
Feels like I'm on the jury for Jermas trial
@Lux_Ferox22 күн бұрын
For that chat member he put in the woodchipper.
@SweatEagle22 күн бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, Exhibit A.
@Noah-lo9vb19 күн бұрын
This is fucking crazy
@SnowyHedgehog72723 күн бұрын
jerma talks about aliens like they live in a completely separate dimension than us rather than just another planet
@sterpogamer795822 күн бұрын
gonna cause the war because they get treated like toddlers
@TheArachnoBot12 күн бұрын
I mean they can
@Chillerll11 күн бұрын
He knows more about this than we ever will.
@jerkocalypse419923 күн бұрын
Red Dead Redemption fiasco is by far my favourite rant, peak Jerma content
@BagelBagelB17 күн бұрын
funniest moment ever
@internetuser241422 күн бұрын
I fell asleep to this drunk and now I have the worst fucking hangover
@Chillerll11 күн бұрын
Why would Jerma do this to you smh
@rawmaw11 күн бұрын
Bless ya
@pppicklep91423 күн бұрын
The amount of times this man has ranted about aliens is suspiciously enough for me to think he might just be an alien who came to Earth with nothing that we have
@kodachromeraccoon544818 күн бұрын
I will never get over Jerma immediately deciding that all of the aliens 1) have a national anthem 2) have a *singular* national anthem and 3) it sounds just like the American one Like I know that was just off the cuff but I find the idea of that so funny
@JacobPlays13617 күн бұрын
He then goes on to say that ANY sounds produced by another creature would be worth killing them. He's all over the place and it makes for an incredibly entertaining rant. Also, the bewildered "WHAT IS THIS?!?!" when looking at the geode that a professional geologist explained EXACTLY how it formed to him is my favorite part.
@Gakulon15 күн бұрын
@@JacobPlays136 To be fair, as a geology enthusiast, geology is magic. Earth rocks
@JacobPlays13614 күн бұрын
@@Gakulon I guess I'm coming at it from the perspective of a computer scientist, computers were like magic until I actually learned about computer architecture. Now I'm just surprised they work as reliably as they do.
@kodachromeraccoon544811 күн бұрын
@@JacobPlays136 I say “this is MAGIC POWERS!” So much and nobody knows what I’m referencing
@Teriiiyakiii23 күн бұрын
I watched this late last night and dreamt Jerma somehow chroma keyed himself into my dream, and told me a corny joke. When I didn’t laugh, he just kinda awkwardly chuckled and vanished, but like I could still hear him talking to chat. He went "see I KNEW she wouldn't like it! omg that was so stupid we gotta leave" and then the dream just casually continued with me walking through an infinite crowded shopping mall.
@PiranhaTeeth22 күн бұрын
This is so beautiful thank you for sharing 💜
@PiranhaTeeth22 күн бұрын
/gen!!!!!
@hisodoyuhus22 күн бұрын
Real monkaS times we live in
@giulioturina277221 күн бұрын
Was there a giant on top of the mall eating people?
@blondieneon19 күн бұрын
This is so funny and in-character for him, I love it
@KNIGHTMARE__23 күн бұрын
This is actually a fantastic video because I sleep to Jerma streams all the time. Jerma unironically helps me relax and sleep
@soulreaver654623 күн бұрын
I've been reusing his house flipper streams constantly
@KNIGHTMARE__23 күн бұрын
@@soulreaver6546 those are some of my favorites to play in the background
@null.666923 күн бұрын
That's how he infiltrates your dreams and, soon enough, your entire brain. You will be jerma986
@magicpotion725222 күн бұрын
@soulreaver6546 I'm gonna finish normally watching them and then I'll probably start using those too!😂 for now I put his power washing stream on loop so I can have it all night
@Reac217 күн бұрын
Enjoy slowly absorbing Jerma rants, unfunny bits and unhinged call outs like the meat grinder™ into your subconscious
@mn_kr23 күн бұрын
jerma can rant about anything and nothing its amazing
@chaseywoot22 күн бұрын
@@mn_krThat's the gift he was given lol
@OrcistCleaverКүн бұрын
The gift of gab
@CallofFreaky7 күн бұрын
Putting Jerma's rant about technology developing consciousness inbetween the read dead struggle and constant bluescreens is hillarious
@brycetearules20 күн бұрын
How can anyone sleep when this thing is still out there somewhere?!
@potavio46023 күн бұрын
Omfg this is amazing I was thinking about downloading and editing jerma rants to sleep to, and in the same day it's uploaded to youtube, this is the best community ever, I love you deranged people and I feel at home
@chaseywoot23 күн бұрын
This video was made SPECIFICALLY for you in fact so you don't have to put in the work! Thank you for coming up with the idea
@vincenttorrijos968020 күн бұрын
47:47 he's doing the thing he questioned at 27:36
@moritakaishida79639 күн бұрын
I appreciate his rant on older games, lotta people now will straight up refuse to play something if its older than Like 2 years old
@mynewollabilyne400419 күн бұрын
The glasses rant is honestly so real i got a new prescription months ago and it been a long time since i got my last check up so my eyesight was shit, when i put the new glasses on i fully thought i was going to have a panic attack and throw up its super overwhelming *at first*
@RivenWasTaken23 күн бұрын
HOLY SHIT WE PEEPED THE HORROR 27:37
@rominaloves25 күн бұрын
can't wait to fall asleep to this 💖
@chaseywoot23 күн бұрын
Good night 😴
@totemxatu6 күн бұрын
I still love how in the alien rant he’s going off about how aliens wouldn’t comprehend human technologies/ideologies and then without hesitation suddenly decides to use bees as a supporting argument
@SellaturcicaArt22 күн бұрын
The fact he let chat confuse him about jello and jelly when they are completely different foods is so funny lmao. Like I am aware they call gelatin desserts 'jelly' in some places, but the jelly in America is just the fruit juice part of the jam/preserves with none of the solids or seeds. Jello has gelatin in it (from bones) and needs to be dissolved in hot water and cooled back down before it solidifies. In the US, jelly is like a lower quality, more processed version of jam and is used/eaten in the same way as jam/preserves.
@vamppanic21 күн бұрын
the rest if the world generally refers to fruit flavoured gelatin as “jelly”. america is one the of the only places that so vehemently refers to so many things by their brand name, like calling tissues kleenex.
@arootube8 күн бұрын
Typo. I win.
@fort8095 күн бұрын
@@vamppanic europoors just can’t tell the difference between gelatin and jam. I don’t care that Hannah Glasse named it “jelly”, they’re completely different foods
@SweatEagle22 күн бұрын
That RDR rant is actually unhinged. Edit: oh my god this whole video is unhinged
@darinasa442823 күн бұрын
no mater what happens, there's always a jerma long edit before sleep
@dullahandulla179619 күн бұрын
I think its crazy how we all just started listening to Jerma to fall asleep. Like one day we put on a random Jerma stream and fell asleep to his yapping. Now we have videos dedicated to falling asleep, listening to jerma… i dont know what it is that makes me fall asleep so good.
@rathivemind293616 күн бұрын
i have no clue how but this video cured me of my terrible spinal headache. thank you
@chaseywoot16 күн бұрын
You're welcome..? It was my plan all along
@aRealGhost_23 күн бұрын
i cant get over "hd puke"
@cobalt267214 күн бұрын
I love how Jerma keeps characterising aliens as both terminally stupid and terrified of basic concepts such as "food" and "sounds"
@perryspineapplepodcast243822 күн бұрын
“January doesn’t exist” 5:11 😂
@statiksea22 күн бұрын
Jerma is so fascinating because sometimes hes completely right but he explains things so poorly that it feels utterly impossible to agree with him. Despite that, he is right, months and our measurements of time are social constructs based on scientific analysis of the rotation of the earth and its orbit around the sun. But his breakdown of it is completely goofy
@Reac217 күн бұрын
@@statikseaIt's always "before Isaac Newton we could float around" logic. The time frame always existed, we just gave it a name. January doesn't "not exist". The time frame it described always did. Then we called that time frame January and now it exists as both the time frame and something being called January. This man's mind works in truly wondrous ways. Noone tell him that October is actually supposed to be the 8th month and the entire calendar was messed up by two megalomaniacal roman emperors
@Clairevoyant10111 күн бұрын
my one issue with his argument of giving an alien an apple at 51:20 is that humans instinctually crave sweetness as our tree dwelling ancestors wouldve eaten a lot of fruit due to them being arboreal (many plants, to spread seeds, evolved fruit which became more and more nutritious and sweet to attract animals), this drive for sweetness has sort of molded our tastebuds/brain to react positively to sweetness as a sensation because our brain instinctively associates sweetness with fruit and fruit with nutrition. Now our taste has been molded oppositely by bitterness, due to bitter thing USUALLY being PRETTY BAD for the human body. Both of these instinctual reactions stem from our evolutionary history of arborealism. Now take an alien. We don't know the evolutionary history of this hypothetical alien but let's say it was a ground dwelling species which survived off of eating small insect like organisms which had a sort of bitter taste (to humans). They would associate that bitterness with a positive response due to their ancestors relying heavily on this bitter tasting food source and that sweetness as humans understand it could simply not exist on this alien planet. If the alien consumes the apple (and isnt killed/poisoned by whatever nutrients its body isnt adapted to handle/break down) that sweetness would either not be experienced at all OR it could be taken as a negative response, and give the same reaction as humans with bitterness. I feel like the best way to find a food to feed an alien would be to first establish a solid and understandable form of communication between our species, and then have certain individuals share experiences with certain flavors (say both eat a lime or some alien fruit and tell the other what sensation it gives) and then use basic reasoning to find an item from both planets which the other could safely eat. And I am now realizing as I'm typing this that I came to the same conclusion as Jerma and that an apple is probably the best way to start.
@mtgbigdog59846 күн бұрын
we should send these words to aliens
@MercuryBlackN3 күн бұрын
tldr ywnbaw
@spuids8 күн бұрын
i didn't see the "rants" in the title and got really confused bout 15 minutes in when i half asleep realized "why is he so angry in all these clips? this sucks to sleep to!" and i looked at the title and felt stupid
@Siggney121 күн бұрын
the everything is magic rant is killing me, especially the bee part, like this dude just learned how ecosystems work and he is livid
@acidknight65238 күн бұрын
17:20 I love that you put the iconic sound clip from tv super stars when he showed the case.
@marzby21 күн бұрын
If I fall asleep to this my dreams will be unimaginable.
@3MB4R17 күн бұрын
"Hipster streamer is different for the sake of being - " immediately attacks camera
@JermaFan9000-sn2vz23 күн бұрын
falling asleep to this
@chaseywoot23 күн бұрын
@@JermaFan9000-sn2vz your name checks out lol
@guaage8 күн бұрын
what if I don’t want to fall asleep to it… what if I watch every single second of this video? hah, get prank’d
@IHateGenericCereal23 күн бұрын
he's always so right, but he's especially right about the windows bloat
@Ingaldre14 күн бұрын
It Just shows the stranglehold Microsoft has over the OS market where people think they're optionless when it comes to these matters
@grmpf5 күн бұрын
@@Ingaldre True, but at the same time, would you trust Jerma with running any Linux distro?
@Ingaldre4 күн бұрын
@@grmpf I'm not saying he should switch to Linux though because it's obviously not (or wasn't, now that he's retired) viable for him as streamer who would naturally desire the widest selection of games and application support available.
@bluegummybear866721 күн бұрын
i cant lie, this dude is spitting straight facts with a lot of these rants
@genderender11 күн бұрын
the capcom rant is so true
@naoisme20 күн бұрын
painted my nails to this, it was a nice time, thank you
@bigbeefscorcho8 күн бұрын
I nailed my paints to this, it was awesome thanks
@orionbarnes173323 күн бұрын
low view count Jerma compilations are the best
@foxxy-374810 күн бұрын
I love how he has a whole rant about how aliens with space-faring technology would somehow be shocked to see something simple like a photograph or a calendar.
@maczerker930022 күн бұрын
we have BEES on this planet!
@thearchitect540518 күн бұрын
I love how he went from Xbox because of Red Read, to Playstation and immediately had trouble again now with Sony.
@ItsB3enLikeThis22 күн бұрын
I love how the alien rant is pretty much just him acting like a caveman and being super confused and fascinated with basic things around him lol
@Icetea-200012 күн бұрын
I was really willing to guve him the benefit of the doubt about the "we made time up" thing, contemplating how time is just in the perspective of the observer for us in the fourth dimension and depending on gravity being exerted on a body, and then he went on to say "sun goes up, sun goes down"…
@MadamApocolips9 күн бұрын
I put my phone under my pillow and the muffled sound makes it feel like back when i used to fall asleep to radio shows on a small clock that had a built in radio i had
@SecretsBehold23 күн бұрын
I fall asleep every night to jerma already, thank you for this
@a.s.165923 күн бұрын
this is so coquette
@twinfastasytowers19 сағат бұрын
pov jerma is your roommate and is just yapping for several hours while he thinks you’re awake and won’t shut up
@justanormalguy184117 күн бұрын
Seeing him rant is both entertaining and incredibly saddening at the same time, it’s like watching a car crash. You can’t take your eyes off it, but you can’t help but wonder, “Are those people okay?”
@thegiantegg967216 күн бұрын
My favorite thing about jerma's alien rant is that he starts talking about the aliens like he knows exactly how they'd react to everything we have and do. I also like how the only like, logical thing he has to say about aliens is that, if we're presenting them with food, we should DEFINITELY avoid giving them any kind of fast food or anything greasy, because I'm 100% convinced that that would destroy the digestive tract of anybody who was not born on earth the last like 150 years.
@hellbenders8715 күн бұрын
thanks this is perfect for after work getting home at 1:30am
@hellbenders8715 күн бұрын
i will sleep like baby
@Jordan-rb289 күн бұрын
I will listen to this tonight in my headphones as I fall asleep, I am not kidding. I will provide a trip report tomorrow morning. Cross your fingers!
@boarmatter19 күн бұрын
This is THE video I've wanted for YEARS
@taeso0o22 күн бұрын
i watched this right before i went to bed and had a dream the jerma put me in his bowl of soup
@7xxxx7xxxx721 күн бұрын
Oh how I miss him, my poor, poor Jeremy 985
@Patasa22 күн бұрын
This video is absolutely amazing
@campbell123223 күн бұрын
genuinely was thinking about 2 hours ago that i would love a comp like this because i actually use his rant-y streams to sleep to 😂
@monerl11518 күн бұрын
jeremy can you keep it down im trying to sleep ???
@imarlsКүн бұрын
idk how youtube knew i was going to sleep right now, but i’m happy that it did. just went on here to find something to listen to to fall asleep and this pops up. i’ll try this tonight to see if it will help mend my insomnia and stuff, thank you for your service jerma and uploader
@Sans_The_SkeletonКүн бұрын
they know when you close youtube for long hours at night that you’re sleeping
@Niall_Woods2 күн бұрын
I love how he treats the aliens who are capable of interstellar travel like children/cavemen. The super advanced creatures can’t handle spice or loud music, too daunting for them!
@retroTiko13 күн бұрын
the glasses story is actually relatable i used to refuse to wear my glasses too. especially when i wasnt driving for years. then i had to start driving for work and eventually got a car and then had to force myself to wear them. it did give me a headache too at first. sometimes i take them off like "ok ive seen enough now"
@pebabmey21 күн бұрын
i'm siding with jerma on the jelly debacle. yes i get that jelly is a gelatin dessert in other parts of the world but we go by the jello brand name in USAMERICA. jelly and jam are two remarkably different things as well. a strawberry jelly and jam are differentiated by the amount of chunked fruit content in them.
@kurzwaren93044 күн бұрын
Also jams and jelly have pectin which is naturally occuring in fruits, but gelatin isnt? I think
@miffypng7 күн бұрын
i genuinely watched this to fall asleep, but it was too interesting. now it's 2:11 and i'm still awake
@airknytt22 күн бұрын
oh my god that glasses rant is so real i dont like the hd world either
@sean_r9 күн бұрын
i think jerma is genuinely very smart. this is a WISE man, this guy could be a sage on a mountaintop, he just explains things weird sometimes
@effien23 күн бұрын
why is he so mad about a 15 minute drive to walmart lmao
@Deadlineontop23 күн бұрын
I would be too if I drove there for nothing
@thesnowmiser672823 күн бұрын
It's an hour of driving altogether, I'd be annoyed
@hand1393222 күн бұрын
its more about the random, absurd, stacking inconveniences. like, "what the fuck?!?" kind of deal
@MercuryBlackN3 күн бұрын
@@thesnowmiser6728 its 30 minutes what are you talking about?
@ArcaneStrain22 күн бұрын
Genuinely scared me when he grabbed the camera after someone called him a hipster 😂
@ainou200122 күн бұрын
The thumbnail is so real
@junpei888023 күн бұрын
falling asleep to this now!! Thank you so much
@Jokirockers56 күн бұрын
I love his alien rants. They're my favorite 💞
@ThemisadventuresofLuКүн бұрын
See you get it, this is exactly what I’ve been looking for
@laurenwesten23 күн бұрын
This video is a blessing. My fyp has been blessed. Thank you for this blessing
@trapsena3 күн бұрын
i love how he went on a whole music overwhelming aliens rant and then reacted the same way for ultrakill
@chaseywoot3 күн бұрын
@@trapsena maybe he is the alien
@tim.creenis19 күн бұрын
Love you man this is a great way to fall asleep
@sweet-nessu23 күн бұрын
Jello is BONES
@asdf-sr1ny19 күн бұрын
I can't thank you enough for this. Seriously dude this is a masterpiece. This is heavenly. TIME DOESN'T EXIST
@Owlero20 күн бұрын
27:37 First time we PEEPED THE HORROR
@jacquespaught16 күн бұрын
I still think the funniest part of the alien rant is that he automatically thinks the Alien National Anthem would just be a gibberish version of Star Spangled Banner
@scarthecheetah195818 күн бұрын
I’ve fallen asleep to this video 4 times now and it’s perfect thank you
@Thomas_Angelo6 күн бұрын
It's 2 am here, I haven't watched Jerma in 6 months, and here is KZbin recommending me this. Thanks YT algorithm.
@kirbytrooper18 күн бұрын
Jerma breaking about ben franklin in hell is so funny
@JohnSalchichonYT-3 күн бұрын
I really need more of this
@kirbytrooper18 күн бұрын
The way he gets intrigued that ice melts in glass of water in a room temperature enviornment doesnt freeze is so funnt
@Scharfster5 күн бұрын
watching this gets me so riled up along with him because i agree with him on most of these rants lmao
@Lexelai4 күн бұрын
I get sleep paralysis anytime I fall asleep to a jerma video
@bobertbolero20 күн бұрын
I love that the thumbnail is him going WHAT??! WHAT IS THIS??!
@TheRealKiRBEY23 күн бұрын
jerma is my sleep paralysis demon
@isabellaleonora658122 күн бұрын
watching this with subliminals in the bg think im ascending
@arenomusic21 күн бұрын
One Hour of Jerma985 Rants (to zerk off to)
@prod.bbx66610 күн бұрын
jerma def snuck some shrooms and thought everything was magic
@vamppanic21 күн бұрын
“the aliens” are to jerma what “the killer” is to wendy williams
@vamppanic21 күн бұрын
also… planet fructose 😭😭
@silksapphics23 күн бұрын
i actually fell asleep to this thank u
@sequoyahhopkins294823 күн бұрын
thank you. you're a godsend. I can now finally sleep
@Liz-rt2rh11 күн бұрын
I thought falling asleep to jerma rants was more of a rare thing.. I love this video