One Minute Melee S4 EP5 - Joseph Joestar vs Edward Elric

[@n0denz]

When Joseph starts predicting what you're going to say, it's over.

[@plague6566]

Everybody Gang-star till Joseph predicts what youre going to say

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

Ytue

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yep

[@Mynameisntgenji]

What if you predict that he’s gonna say”your next line will be _______”

[@redzero627]

Joseph: SUGINIO MAE WA! "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru Kenshiro: ?????? Joseph: NANI? everyone Explodes

[@protol6269]

When Joseph does his “Next you’ll say:” , you know he’s already won.

[@slothful_juro]

次におまえわ

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

@@slothful_juro I don't understand Japanese that much yet i know exactly what that says.

[@magazinetrash1226]

Same

[@odangoatama4428]

@@keeperofeurobeat8421 ''tsugini omae wa'' (next you'll say)

[@Saint0999]

ProtoL 626 why does he even do that? Can he see the future or som

[@ClosNesnan]

When you get hit so hard you *change animation styles*

[@tableprinterdoor]

cLoS NeSnAn when?

[@opgengar-985]

@@tableprinterdoor 2:01

[@yutothewastelandprotector7128]

You mean art styles

[@w00t37]

Yuto The wasteland protector *animation

[@Just-a-random-guy.]

Yuto The wasteland protector You gacha people wouldn't understand

[@gabruh6710]

Joseph could have ended this fight faster All he had to do was lure him into a plane

[@codymiller1881]

"NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL JOSEPH JOESTAR!"

[@rafaeltorres1380]

AND NO PLANE CAN SURVIVE JOSEPH JOESTAR!

[@violetshadowstone5250]

He wanted to beat him, not kill him.

[@PhotonDragon16]

The moment Joseph Joestar gets on a plane everyone should be finding the nearest exit

[@Akira-cd2qs]

@@violetshadowstone5250 AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE SHOTS AT HIM?!!?

[@mcmonster2724]

Joseph: "Next you are about to say..." Me: "Elric is *freakin' doomed* isn't he."

[@PasCone103Z]

Joseph: Your next will be "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?" Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT *gasp*

[@jonathansteel3324]

yeah you predicted the future

[@A-SUS]

NANI?!!

[@yayen.92]

TOYU!

[@Star_Platinum_Za_Warudo]

@@yayen.92 "Tsugi ni ma omae wa ' I'll show you not to call me a kid again! ' toyu!"

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

Edward would absolutely despise being in the world of JJBA, because so many things that happen there just defy logic and science. He'd get an aneurysm just from being exposed to the mere concept of King Crimson.

[@zapperil]

Hazama Terumi or worse, GER.

[@cingkrimson_requiem]

Also considering Koichi would be the only one the same size as him. Even Shigechi was about as tall as Koichi, and he was 12-13

[@lordkars3971]

And everyone's taller than him

[@ColdTiger]

What if he fought pucchi?

[@scritoph3368]

@@ColdTiger lol I'd beat the shit out of him.

[@killercream1933]

Eventually Edward Elric stopped thinking...

[@EvidLekan]

Eventually Edward Elric stopped growing

[@VonKrauzer]

OH MY GOD!!!

[@Saturn.analyzes]

He was thinking?

[@Q-bh]

If Joseph lost, I expect him to say “Now to show my secret technique... NIGERUNDAYO!!!!!!”

[@varquo]

honestly if he grabbed the stone I’d still be satisfied with that as an ending

[@exterminator1044]

2:32

[@Chugargonfan]

He did do that tho

[@brexypie6500]

Yes

[@casualnobody8557]

Part of me was actually hoping that would happen the first time I watched this.

[@ejlowell0329]

Fun fact Joseph is incapable of death

[@dariusjones3488]

Ethan *¡¡¡¡¡NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL JOSEPH JOESTAR!!!!!*

[@wibbywoo6176]

Tell that to Dio's fancy butter knife

[@jonathansteel3324]

I wish that was true

[@tableprinterdoor]

*enrico pucci resets the universe*

[@John-Stark]

He did flip Death off... Twice

[@SuperCoolrandomguy]

>Includes my favorite JoJo >He uses his oily balls >He even says the famous "next your going to say" line >Plus he wins Feels good man.

[@technicolortyrant476]

Downside: has a British accent in video, doesn't have one in anime

[@myumura862]

He does have a British accent in the English dub, tho it's a fake one.

[@technicolortyrant476]

ItWentSkyward. well theres the problem, filthy english dub

[@myumura862]

I just imagine Joseph as Nigel Uno from Kids Next Door to make it more enjoyable for me :p

[@xKheda]

When you complain about him having an British accent even though Joseph is from Britain so it makes total sense

[@Hatifrey]

Oddly enough, pulling a gun on a one-armed one-legged kid isn't the most bizarre thing Joseph Joestar has done....

[@memeselk693]

Hatifrey *cough* looking at his mother bath *cough*

[@tomprice5990]

Remember that time he tried to sneak into a nazi base by dressing in drag?

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

You member that one time he hung out with a Cyborg Nazi and fought a bunch of Drag Vampire Statue Men?

[@wunkusmcgrumpus]

Remember when he launched someone with the powers of a god into space with his severed hand?

[@jonathanjoestar7640]

Remember when he survived multiple plane crashes? Joseph Joestar is a fucking legend.

[@wildrage1384]

Joseph: refers to him as a kid Also Joseph: *T O M M Y G U N*

[@troubletruffle154]

Well he did shoot it in a cafe full of people including a kid

[@austinjoker9300]

To be kinda fair, Edward have powers..

[@adrianarciaga8611]

Smokey : No you can't just shoot a random guy in public! Joseph : Haha gun go pew pew.

[@mrreyes5004]

Joseph pulling a gun on a kid who has one arm and one leg isn't even the weirdest thing he's done.

[@blueplasticchair2614]

isn't that common in american schools?

[@SkyMushrooms]

Ah The joestar run, the most powerful technique in the jojo series.

[@HumanTooth]

I think you mean the... *NIGERUNDAIOOOOOOO SMOKEEEEYY*

[@alderstifen7738]

But Hamon isn't included in the new universe? And Johnny can't run?

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

The hidden technique of the ninja hidden in the joestar

[@thevagabond5017]

SkyMushrooms Hol Horse tried, didn’t work

[@ihave2cows]

my only dissapointment is that joseph didn't shout "NIGARUNDAYO" when he ran away

[@isumademonfox8913]

ihave2cows ikr XD

[@zondfinn2100]

ihave2cows very true

[@Needwagon4Speedwagon]

I'm disappointed by the lack of japanese voices

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Speed Wagon well at least they did good in having the voice actors be british

[@Keychan64]

Fuck japanese voices we American

[@Citrine]

THIS IS A CAMBODIAN SUNSET RUBY! STRAIGHT FROM A COUNTRY THAT ISNT CAMBODIA!

[@risottonero7118]

*it just works, for some reason.*

[@ennead]

WAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAKSKSKSK

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

There is this thing called Panama hat not made in Panama sooo

[@helsreach8954]

ประเทศกูมีCambodian sunset ruby

[@jonathansteel3324]

the red stone of ana is whatever that dude called it

[@ChromaticRed]

- Joseph assumes Edward is a kid - Pulls a gun out later to shoot him Well I mean, it's pretty accurate the fact that he fired a vampire in front of a restaurant that's full of people. I like JoJo :)

[@Technicalnotdino]

-he blew up a restaurant -killed his own Foster father -never got into women except Lisa lisa and Suzi -killed 3 Gods and 1 baby God -have blood heat as his weapon -attended his own funeral -and later on his Grand child killed his own Great grandfather's brother -and he prank his grandchild after saving him from death

[@JessDenhul]

TechnicalDino 123 wait, killed his own foster father?

[@Technicalnotdino]

@@JessDenhul yes! Straizo or the guy that yeeted Joseph's "Uncle or dad or idk" aka Speedwagon

[@Moniker8858]

To be fair Ed tried to kill Joseph first

[@thepageturner1149]

@@Technicalnotdino Also he cheated on his wife with a Japanese woman after he swore to never forgive the Japanese for stealing his daughter and left his bastard son with his mother to fend for themselves. I Also like JoJo :)

[@spibber983]

THIS IS A CAMBODIAN SUNSET RUBY *shoots a laser*

[@mrreyes5004]

**STRAIGHT FROM THAILAND.** bizarre.

[@knee-deepin-doot8742]

Hamon no Beam!

[@night-seeker666]

@@mrreyes5004 Was it from Bangkok?

[@ironwraith852]

It's kinda funny that both Fma, and Jojo have red stones with immense power.

[@kptlt.phillipthomsen5973]

Joseph beat 4 Aztec Gods of Fitness.. He is also incredibly Smart with misdirection and cunning I'm not surprised

[@ultimateninja3703]

naw fam they gods of gay bodies

[@PKmaster12]

Blackninja 370 more like gods of flamboyant posing

[@thethiefminionme8126]

He also beat ultimate kars which had 400iq

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

@@thethiefminionme8126 that was out of pure luck tho

[@thelazfrog5730]

@@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 yeah that whole hand flying at kars thing was bs. He even admitted that he didn't plan for that to happen

[@spimpsmacker6422]

I like the fact that this battle didn't lead to some absurd fanfiction writing where the characters gain planet destroying powers, or that one of the two characters was going to face a genuinely gruesome death. It actually feels like something that would happened if JoJo and Edward got into a fight.

[@Saturn.analyzes]

I’m surprised the didn’t logically talk it out it’s in there charater

[@Saturn.analyzes]

Yeah I know but Ed being Ed didn’t take the time to at least listen or try to.

[@roroc.2944]

Ok nerd, go back to read Monster or Vinland Saga

[@snakehead3566]

@@roroc.2944 haha what💀

[@SeiyaTempest]

Araki didn't decide to give his characters godlike powers until Part 5.

[@obitobi2156]

“Oh yeah? Then what’s to special about that stone?” Well you see it kills stripper gods

[@patrickbateman1132]

nah it creates stripper gods

[@kaysden]

Ashofdrago correction it kills Stripper gods and creates super stripper gods

[@francescoslama5716]

@qbmp001 He did. He killed [THE WORLD] and saved the world

[@jakerosenberg3767]

@@francescoslama5716 killed the time using stand, owned by a vampire in his step brother's jock body USING THE SAME TYPE OF STAND.

[@Nephelis]

@@francescoslama5716 :v lol

[@EXBeatDP]

Huh, why Joseph & Edward?… OH I GET IT, THEY BOTH ONLY HAVE ONE REAL ARM.

[@Pyobatic]

RetroX OH, I never got that. Thanks!

[@JustSoji]

RetroX I thought it was cuz both their stories revolve around a powerful red stone

[@MrGREY-bs9lu]

But Joseph had two arms when he needed the red stone.

[@AlexThat200]

Huh, never knew that about Joseph. Then again, I never had the time to check the series.

[@WhiteLycanXII]

They're both braniac brawlers, able to fight while deducing how their opponent works, and come out on top by exploiting their weaknesses.

[@SeijuroRen]

I like that it doesn't always end in a death. That allows for a more fun ending I think.

[@fredstanislawski2983]

it should have since part of this battle was jojo

[@CaptainDoomsday]

JoJo protags tends to keep light body counts, barring undead kills. Especially the actual JoJos. Joseph has what, 3 including Empress? Santana was just repetrified, right?

[@somedecidueye7292]

Captain Doomsday Yeah, most JoJos just disable their enemies. Unless they're Giorno or Gappy.

[@dalton5229]

In JoJo, the protagonists don't suddenly die until the last five chapters.

[@MM-fj4py]

Some Decidueye or johnny/gyro they killed a lot of people

[@yonkiriati]

wait a minute... RUDOLF VON STROHEIM USES AUTOMAIL

[@realshi229]

N O

[@grizzlyowlbear3538]

Well, the country where FMA is set is based on England/Germany, so...

[@lonewolfcello9814]

Oh. My. God.

[@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410]

So does Joseph

[@lukasschiaffo7179]

Actually you are not wrong.

[@breadpt2]

next you'll say "And this Melee's winner is... Joseph Joestar!"

[@eliasmg9144]

Kono DIO da

[@CoconutNucifera]

And this Melee's winner is... Joseph Joestar! NA-NANI!?

[@lordorpiment]

And the winner is... Crow.

[@smickothesmickest]

And This Melee's winner is... Josephu Joestir. I win.

[@HEDGEHOGCREATOR]

“...I quit my job”

[@ASo-op1dw]

This fight dropped harder than the cross on Cesars body

[@Connifer]

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE

[@blazikenthegoat9415]

Too soon

[@Devil_deity1]

SHIZAAAAA !!!!!!

[@sizzle5775]

@@Connifer hehehe, 'crossed'.

[@asaari1088]

Well to be honest Caesar was fighting pretty much Gods so it only made sense that he got Killed by a cross

[@metallicarequiem2936]

Ah yes Joseph's tommy gun and the Joestars secret technique RUN AWAY!

[@MistahLion]

Its tactical escape ;-;

[@amenoma9648]

It’s not running away, it’s surprise winning

[@aivenysfel2531]

NIGURUNDAYOOOOOO SMOKEY!!!!

[@Eric-jz3pz]

Eww you dub watcher it's *NIGERUNDAYO*

[@shadwninja592]

NIGERUNDAYO*

[@apeout6733]

Cambodian sunset ruby straight from Thailand Seem legit

[@nobgs4505]

Edward probably would've believed him too, had Joseph not forgotten about holding the Red Stone of Aja up to *the sun*

[@SenorFluffy]

No Bgs classic Joseph

[@swordsmancs]

Before watching JoJo “Cmon Ed shoulda won” After “... he predicted his next line, Ed was done”

[@enthuast3370]

Hah, same. When I first watched this, I have only just finished FMAB, so I half expected Ed to win. Now after watching Battle Tendency, well, if someone said Joseph can kill god with only a shot glass and a glass, I wouldn't doubt it.

[@dazc]

Abd Wafi dude wait till you get further into the JoJo series, the parts just get better and better!

[@enthuast3370]

@@dazc Well I'm already on Part 5 now after binge watching JoJo, haven't finished it yet tho.

[@maru93-c1x]

@@enthuast3370 Parts after Part 5 are in manga series, Manga probably is not the best type, but it's still good and enjoyable

[@AndresHernandez-zw3ug]

@@enthuast3370 People have really liked Part 7 as of late, so if you plan to read the manga watch out for that one!

[@CrastiGoesToTheBigCity]

Joseph has more body parts so he automatically wins

[@AussieGG]

Well by Part 3 he's also lost an arm so...

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Thomas Campbell But he hasn't lost a leg.

[@noe4354]

Thomas Campbell thats still more than Edward

[@cethvinson6362]

hands not arms think my brodda

[@jonathansteel3324]

LOL

[@erickortega6865]

6/10 joseph would've grab the stone and nigerudayo the entire fight Edit:also are we not gonna ignore the fact that joseph would pull out a gun on a kid

[@elmismismo6007]

Erick Ortega that's not the most bizarre thing that joseph has to do in his entire life,trust me,and i think you know it v:

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Erick Ortega He had the help of a cyborg nazi to crash a plane into a volcano to defeat the ultimate being. Pulling a thompson on a kid is nothing.

[@Yaboi27]

He purposefully made the plane he was in crash just to get revenge on some hijackers for getting his clothes dirty *AND HE WAS ONLY 13 YEARS OLD*

[@Revshockwave]

Erick Ortega in his late 60s Joseph grabbed a Japanese man and kneed him in the chest because his daughter got married to a Japanese man. Oh and then he knocked up a Japanese woman

[@doctorwho3708]

Erick Ortega To be fair. Ed did make a fucking spear,blads and a sphere out of stone! Pretty sure he was in the right to use a gun against a kid who can make weapons at will.

[@PKmaster12]

3/10 Joseph might’ve used the Joestar secret technique but he never yelled *”NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO”*

[@lunareclipse1359]

4.5/10 not enough endless young joeseph combos

[@exterminator1044]

2:32

[@azarzu]

It's in english, he should have said something like Time to run away!

[@Foxomar1]

Holly shit 😂😂😂 Joseph is a legend

[@lilporky8565]

He's my favorite jojo.

[@Foxomar1]

Hashtagyolo Swaggins me too

[@edward10619]

Rupert Repulsive He's my least favorite.

[@shaqualletamale7291]

Why u no like me?!?

[@jonathanjoestar7640]

Giorno Giovanni because I thought you are a FUCKING GIRL

[@MBValentine]

before I even watch this Joseph better not fuck up the Joestar winning streak

[@MBValentine]

called it that's 4-0 in favor of the Joestars.

[@insomniaccity]

WIN JOEEEE!

[@ZombieNek0]

Ashes here is a better fight one punch man vs Joestar who do you think will win now?

[@MBValentine]

Bill Cipher you were expecting an OPM tard KONO DIO DA

[@topdog2007]

next we need either joukse jolyin jothan or jousuke 2

[@lupin2589]

Let's be honest, Joseph Joestar can pretty much defeat a god if he bullshits hard enough

[@cognitivedissonance8478]

Lone Wolf true though....

[@charlesmanary2936]

I did practically kill a god

[@Bretillia]

He did.

[@g.wilson536]

Pretty much? He DID.

[@ledernierutopiste]

but edward defeat a god too ! that's why it's a good match up.

[@ethanadams8109]

While Edward has an advantage in his power set, Joseph is a strategic master who defeated the Ultimate Lifeform. Edward is a kid who be easily pissed of and lead into be more rash. He is also much weaker without assitance from Alphonse while Joseph can be completely independent as he continued even past Ceaser's death.

[@tl3143]

Edward also defeated a god, and he did it without alphonse

[@garking4565]

@@tl3143 yea but did he defeat 4 astec gods singled handily as one became the ultimate lifeform? The men with asses like bowling balls and thighs like pillars. He is a man that escapes everything, even death

[@astralope]

@@garking4565 also assisted in the death of DIO who has terrorized their bloodline for 100 years AND LIVE PAST THE AGE OF 50

[@floricel_112]

I have to disagree. Yes Ed at the beginning of the series was quite immature and was easily manipulated by making fun of his height, but after his 2nd fight with Scar, he has matured a lot more and fought more strategically

[@java1.130]

literally all Ed had to do was touch Joseph and turn him to dust

[@MrDingo-kw5wd]

Star Platinum < Golden Experience < Nigerundayo

[@WednesdayMan]

add hermit purple with the Joestar Family technique and it's unstoppable as Joseph basically becomes spider-man but without the wall-crawling

[@MrDingo-kw5wd]

@@WednesdayMan true

[@rolandsbreza7448]

@@WednesdayMan Have you seen the second season? I am pretty sure he had to climb a wall using hamon. So, basically he is a spiderman.

[@WednesdayMan]

Oil pillar. yeah I saw that and was not sure it worked on all walls

[@rolandsbreza7448]

@@WednesdayMan fair point, but it's better to imagine him climbing all walls. Spider joseph.

[@TuboReese]

The fights are way better when no one dies

[@gameandtell856]

ItsJust REESE its true except there were some death before

[@BakaHoushi]

I don't mind deaths when it fits the characters, like between two blood thirsty jerks, but when it's a couple of heroes, it's better this way.

[@Strongestsaiyan11]

ItsJust REESE I like the comical relief after fights.

[@jeanholahermano634]

Osky (Cavalier of the Abyss )

[@quehay45]

And when they actually stick to the characters' personalities. They adapted pretty well their idiocy level.

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

Joseph: "You're going to say, 'Don't call me little!" Edward: "Don't call me little! Wait, what?!"

[@norms1240]

This battle is about to explode! *killer queen has already touched the battle* Okay, I know I'm really late, but I still enjoy this OMM.

[@ntvinh20]

just realized how they are so similar they both have artificial limbs, they both fighting around a redstone and they both fought with the perfect beings.

[@prabhjot76]

HOLY SHIT! Fullmetal Alchemist is a JoJo reference

[@dariusjones3488]

Prabhjot OOOH MY GAAAAAAAAHD! Adding this to my JoJo reference list

[@hybridepsilon2099]

NTVinh20 this could belong to an actual death battle!!! Okay folks: those who want this fight to become a death battle say YAY! Those who oppose whimper NAY!

[@letsgotosleepjoker6552]

Mauricio Reyes Muñoz yay

[@OwNAvenged]

@@hybridepsilon2099 Nay, because Death Battle ruins everything.

[@coranbaker6401]

Ah. I miss hamon. Honestly, you'd think a technique capable of slowing down your aging, manipulating living creatures, obliterating vampires, and speeding up your healing process would be extremely valuable, but when they introduced stands, hamon got practically no use whatsoever.

[@RubyRaggy]

Read part 7/8 if you want something that's stronger than stands.

[@ChaoticBinary]

I mean, just about all vampires are dead and Kars is in space. Besides slowing down the aging process and healing, what more is there?

[@coranbaker6401]

ChaoticBinary The ability to manipulate living beings, including humans.

[@CAOcreations]

the legacy of the Zeppelies lost and forgotten to time :'(

[@HangmanVa]

The issue was Hamon was pretty overpowered, and it's only weakness was either restricting one's ability to breathe, or restricting blood flow. You can see it in part 1 how Araki is somewhat at odds with trying to make scenarios in which Jonathan can't just obliterate his opponent in a single bout with hamon. Not to mention, stands allowed fights to be based on much more then just physical strength alone. They allowed each fight to be far more interesting, with each stand user having different abilities that they could use in a variety of ways. Hamon just really can't compare with stands in terms of being a reliable battle mechanic.

[@ttgb2990]

The ultimate Joestar family technique wins the day once again... *RUNNING AWAY*

[@exterminator1044]

2:32

[@CoconutNucifera]

Nigerundayo*

[@kookio4284]

I love one minute melees because they don’t always straight up kill the opponent and the fight has some sort of ending that doesn’t involve the winner just standing there

[@Saturn.analyzes]

Thank you but the ending was accurate lol

[@envynoson]

Joseph Joestar vs Batman Battle of bullshit

[@MuniCuz0]

+Envy Noson More like Battle of BATSHIT. AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

[@demonkiller8000]

Envy Noson Your next line is, "I'm Batman" toyu

[@MuniCuz0]

Mike Enterra KONO BATMAN DA NANI?!?!?!

[@ricemoneylain7007]

Envy Noson OH NOOOOO!!!!

[@Hevenlee]

Batman: My utility belt has EVERYTHING Joseph: you mean THIS utility belt? *holds it up* Batman: w-...where did possibly find the time to grab that Joseph: I'm fast! now let's see what gadgets you g- NANI!? Batman: That was a counterfeit, I have multiple utility items all around my suit Joseph: Suuuure! but I still pulled one over on you haven't I? maybe you take a look at what I put in replacement of your fake belt! Batman: !? *has a grenade belt around his waist* You son of a-! Batman survives and it continues on.....

[@Mars_over_seer]

Your next line is,"One minute Melee is better than Dbx."

[@dexterwilliams2520]

Matthew One Minute Melee is better than DBX. N-NANI..?!

[@nintara3746]

MASAKA

[@juststayinmotion]

Dian It's their fault for not paying the amount of money they were supposed to.

[@Magi_H2U]

Zer0 The Assassin Lol.

[@Kevoman01]

MysteriousMrM One minute Melee is better than Dbx. ... *N-NANIII????*

[@XenoVis]

I want both to win, but I want someone to lose. I think I just entered a void of maximum confusion.

[@XenoVis]

Should have included Al and Caesar though

[@g.wilson536]

+Ajaraz / Vis~ But that's not fair, one's living armor and the other's a rock!

[@Maniacman2030]

Ajaraz / Vis~ Al has two big weaknesses. He lacks Ed's speed and relies on having to draw his own transmutation circles. I doubt his endurance could hold up to Bubble Cutter either.

[@griffisu9400]

+Maniacman2030 dude Al can transmute without circles

[@griffisu9400]

+Maniacman2030 dude Al can transmute without circles

[@tice7217]

Fact. Even is Joseph die, he'll revive and pretend get possessed by DIO

[@bwehhhh]

and almost get killed again by his grandson

[@theman6422]

Trash Kun then dodge out of the way and then make the ora ora oras hit Edward

[@tarsker]

I read the title and was like: "Oh My God!!!"

[@tarsker]

I will show myself out

[@LivTheCyberdhole]

SUNNUVA BEECH

[@leod.v.3854]

"Oh nooo!!!"

[@maaxorus]

HOLY SHIET!!!

[@geardog24]

YES! YES! YES! is what I was going to say.

[@RjGoombes]

0/10 there was not enough grenades strapped to any capes

[@dekudude8888]

Edward didn't spend enough time in the city

[@josukehigashikata3137]

You are jealous because joseph won

[@unepiclyepic7904]

@@josukehigashikata3137 he was making a joke about joseph using the grenades on straizo

[@alexeialyoshin5860]

i like how they didnt kill eachother

[@SKsuprakirby]

Nealen the Nerd Sora vs. Link? I'm not sure if this one was a OMM though. maybe that one came from another channel.

[@SpectralSuperSonic]

Nealen the Nerd Like, all of them except Zero v Meta Knight...

[@metaking1008]

suprakirby Sora vs Lloyd would be cool.

[@lloydchristian936]

Alexei Alyoshin no one dies in omm

[@ventomario3251]

I liked the silly moments

[@everettwatsonrazorearcwolf6553]

I just noticed how much bs was put into Joseph’s excuse 😂 “Cambodian Ruby from Thailand.” This is so in character, I cant 😂

[@bobbysantos]

Before I start the vid... Joseph bullshitted his way through clever and powerful enemies, even launched one to space! I SWEAR IF JOSEPH LOSES... YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE OUT MY NEXT LINE Edit: Now... DO YOU UNDuSTANDu?!

[@Melkac]

"Even launched one to space" He...didn't do that. Joseph himself admits it.

[@bobbysantos]

indirectly, yah, but shhhh, just let it happen... Kars might hear you

[@TheDarkAngel969]

He may bu remember, he stopped thinking.

[@AMAZIAH]

Unshaved Malevolence He actually did his stand is how he knew what to do. Araki even flat out said if the cast of part 3 time traveled to part 2. Hermit Purple would be visible to them.

[@kha4911]

Bobbert Bobbleton Joseph is a master hacker, he can even make his hand dissapear into his sleeve, WHEN HES WEARING A SLEEVELESS FUCKING SHIRT!

[@ShuuyaKanoSama]

Headcanon: the bird at the end was Kars

[@franktheprank7336]

Mᴀᴋᴏᴛᴏ Nᴀᴇɢɪ OH NO!!!!!!!

[@iranoutofnames6444]

OH MY GOD!!

[@whoodatihz]

SONAVA BEEECH

[@kingquality1484]

SANADA BEEETCH

[@cingkrimson_requiem]

HORI SHIIIIEET

[@duwanglover3424]

That's not... That's... That's not Joseph's Pose... That's Jonathan's...

[@jasonko9694]

it just works

[@TundraTurtle98]

Um...this tho s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/27/0f/15/270f15c349dd288806d65442744284a1.jpg

[@SolidusOtacon]

Daniel Stwalley it's similar to Jonathan's but there's more angle on it. Caesar uses it too.

[@Nowhere00000]

Both strike the pose

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

JOJO SPOILERS, everyone dies.

[@ck8985]

Just noticed one of the clacker balls was literally a grenade. Well played

[@cheeseburgerthe1st602]

I just thought they had been filled with hamon which then discharged

[@Distruct10]

Is this a jojo reference?

[@raime_likes_memes_too3624]

No

[@elmismismo6007]

SugarNaught no man,this is literally jojo v:

[@dariusjones3488]

Pelotudeando pepe r/woosh

[@videoconNessunIscritto]

YES! YES! YES!

[@Dahlyo01]

@@videoconNessunIscritto 😂

[@Alex-mk7dw]

Donald trump vs funny valentine

[@tntgames1293]

i think funny valentine made america great but then they fucked it up so donald trump will follow his footsteps

[@risottonero7118]

[ZA WALL] is destroyed by [D4C] due to too many clones.

[@ColdTiger]

@@risottonero7118 AcKhUaLlY iT's Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[@randomjurassic_goat1107]

Alex Y Stand Master: Donald Trump Stand Name:「Another Brick in the Wall」

[@TheMediatorOfChaos]

@@ColdTiger Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price?

[@ruthad2736]

2:33 *NINGERUNDAYOOOO*

[@NepZz]

Ennareth NIGGA RUN SMOKEY

[@DiamondRadar]

SMOKEY

[@azzyasbourne9107]

Attention, blue bird, this is Mr. Fabulous. We are a go for cheesing it.

[@mercury8793]

You know you are dead when: Jonathan says he can feel a heat hot enough to burn. Joseph predicts your next line. Jotaro gets pissed and says Yare Yare Daze. Josuke's hair gets insulted. Giorno says muda.

[@duckzilla9819]

No _when Giornos piano plays you're instantly dead_

[@OGAntzmo]

@@duckzilla9819 when any beatdown theme plays in general your already dead

[@intelotaku9651]

This makes feel a little less salty about Edward's loss because no one died.

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

IntelOtaku and they both lost anyway.

[@murmaider7043]

Sheer Heart Attack no...? Joseph won the fight

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

Jay Kaylon they both lost the stone.

[@intelotaku9651]

That's not what he meant. He meant like they both lost the philosopher stone, anyway

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

IntelOtaku *aja Stone

[@that-one-guyfrom-that-one-1239]

Also, thank you for ending this fight without a gory death. I like both joseph and Edward, it'd suck to see one die.

[@HumanTooth]

Well, considering their personality, there's no way they could kill each other

[@marioalmanza32]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Hamon affects regular humans too, not just vampires right? I remember Joseph knocking out a guy with Hamon and Caesat killing Mark with it also

[@KappaHunter]

It effects humans too, but it takes much larger quantities to do so. Hamon is a lot more effective against vampires and the undead.

[@GlyntTheCat]

Mario Almanza Hamon affected Jonathon Joestar when Baron Zeppelli plunged his fist into his abdomen. It made his breathing much easier despite his injuries.

[@siraphopcheepudomwit5502]

Hamon may not affects regular human itself. instead,it enchancing physical power like Zoom Punch(Gomu Gomu no but comes first) and let the user takes less pain.

[@vitra3246]

Mario Almanza it DOES effect humans,ultimate Kars used it and melted Jospehs knee. Hamon is Sunlightenergy and if you touch the sun you would get injured,so it does effect everything when its strong enough

[@siraphopcheepudomwit5502]

but it's the fucking strong(not duwang reference) hamon. and it's probaly impossible by human to archieve that level.even Joseph is trained.He stated that Kars' Hamon is nearly 100 times stronger than his.

[@coldplays5992]

Edward: *running* Joseph: your probably about to say Both: I'll show you not to call me a kid again!

[@bariannash601]

Imagine screwing up the line so bad you change "You're next line is" to "You're probably going to say"

[@New3DSLuigi364]

Edward: Huh? K.O.

[@someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744]

your next line is your next to is your next line is your next line is. wait

[@MADLADEXE]

Ah. The ancient joestar technique of running away. I've heard legends

[@raggedyexynos6826]

Asspull jojo best jojo

[@Pyobatic]

Adib Rifai yes

[@jacquescousteau3194]

Stop stealing profile pictures

[@gatillogonzalez5412]

Do you know who is GioGio?

[@gatillogonzalez5412]

Read the fucking manga you ignorant piece of shit. Johnny best Jojo,

[@kenkorvette7148]

Outta Psych yeah eyes of heaven was pretty bullshit

[@33yuro]

THEY PIXELATED HIS SECRET TECHNIQUE HAHAHAHAHA

[@figurativefluff]

NEETzsche quite a few of the sprites are taken from the capcom jojo fighting game and its fantastic that the technique was animated lol.

[@WednesdayMan]

Heritage for the future is the exact jojo game that sprite comes from. ingame story is that a stand user Alessi turned Joseph into a young adult again.

[@VincentTheKindNecromancer]

0/10 not enough "bloody stream".

[@Saturn.analyzes]

I give a 4/10 I expected more out Edward

[@TheRandomron]

I did want Ed to win, but because I haven't seen JoJo's Biazzare Adventures, I didn't know what Ed was up against. So I cannot complain about the outcome without knowing both characters

[@IC-xk4gi]

TheRandomRon oh boi, if you haven't watched JJBA, you are in for an amazing treat, maybe not at the start (although the mindset of the first part captivated me for the simple dramatic heroism)

[@poohhardy11]

He was up against wit.......but not any ordinary wit.......BRITISH WIT

[@tomcfarrell]

Nah Ed should have won, he's town level by the end of the series.

[@ledernierutopiste]

joseph joestar is the best main character i've seen in my life, and i've read/watch thousands of histories ! Start by watching the anime of jojo 2012 then read the books after the part 4.

[@jolitero]

Joseph, while not the strongest Joestar, is the smartest and always as a backup plan.

[@SpectralSuperSonic]

For people who want to argue that Hamon wouldn't work on him... "The hamon, or ripple, is a ki - like power that can be trained in the body by the use of proper breathing techniques. It's a form of energy that can be used in many different ways, such as delivering electricity - like shocks, enhancing physical strength, cutting through things like a sharp blade, creating light, etc. The energy is similar in composition to sunlight, so it is especially effective against vampires and other such creatures."

[@powerowl2120]

I mean in the first episode of part 2 straitzo uses hamon to kill a whole bunch of regular dudes so...

[@skama4845]

in the last ep of part 2 ultimate kars could use hamon and almost killed joseph with it

[@Living_Life242]

Not to mention when ACDC had possessed Suzie Q, Ceasar and JoJo were worried that if they used hamon to attack him, despite being weak to hamon and dying, the amount needed would also cause Suzie's heart to explode! With them trying NOT to do that! Hamon is just as good at killing people as vampires.

[@ChauNyan]

YamadoK Exploding hearts?!? Damn that is really cool.

[@skama4845]

and in part 2 ceaser used hamon to kill people before he met lisa lisa

[@OneColdRepublican]

Ed would fit so well in the Jojo universe. Too bad we already got a cyborg.

[@almalone3282]

Best in za warldo

[@onehitwonders7729]

He would, but he would Get DESTORYED

[@jj_zeroshiki]

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRAKAMONO DA!!!!

[@yourhighness4203]

Alphonse would be his stand

[@JVCS-b6z]

@@almalone3282 AI Melone

[@sasorithepuppetmaster8635]

I feel like Joseph after seeing Ed’s transmutation would think he was using some kind of Hamon

[@Saturn.analyzes]

😆😆😆 why was that funny?

[@8BitMisdreavus]

I personally love the way you cut the "your next line is" so they both said it at the same time. The fact that people still said what there were going to say after Joseph finishes calling them on it always bugged me.

[@ralphthejedimaster]

In anime, the time that passes from the viewers perspective is basically never the amount of time that's actually passing. Especially in JoJo or dragon Ball

[@badatdrawing5083]

dio's monologues during time stop would be ridiculous if they were compacked in 9 secs :)

[@jonathansteel3324]

why

[@ARC--5973]

@@badatdrawing5083 Evil monologue speedrun

[@uomosenzanomo6465]

Edward Elric has a lot of goldy like powers and skill, but Joseph defeated god like beings thousand times stronger than him.

[@Sayo_Toshimoto]

By sheer luck and asspulls.

[@gurvanshsingh2271]

@@Sayo_Toshimoto u just described joseph and why he is so OP.

[@borusbb4787]

Sayo Toshimoto Part 2 Joseph has a luck stay of Infinity. He literally is god tier

[@galaxyvulture6649]

@Purple Panther The way Kara lost...

[@galaxyvulture6649]

Kars stupid auto correct

[@Slendermaster968]

Hyun's Dojo > ScrewAttack

[@LuisLopez-fq5sz]

Hyuns dojo

[@naniBep]

Agreed

[@seta7210]

Screwattack's Dojo

[@penguino118]

hyun's jojo

[@jesumarir.agustin2918]

Hyun's attack

[@wasabi5338]

2:48 i like the nice touch of Joseph checking up on Edward to see if he is okay.

[@nathanross7448]

damn it I always wanted a Joestar versus ARMSTRONG

[@cognitivedissonance8478]

Jonathan vs Armstrong Lisa Lisa vs Olivier

[@cognitivedissonance8478]

feel the hamon passed down the joestar bloodline for generations

[@nathanross7448]

Though I think joseph would better suited against the major

[@nathanross7448]

maybe i should start campaigning for one of the joestars vs. puri puri prisoner

[@marche800]

Nathan Ross ironically Jolyne

[@seirramoon388]

heres a sugestion, dio brando vs Alucard from hellsing ultimate

[@42shini56]

Seirra Moon alucard would win, he literally can't STOP existing anymore. he's immortal and has a better regeneration than dio but because of the power he got from eating that dude he can create copies of him from different universes. he can be anywhere at any time and there's unlimited amounts of versions of him.

[@Lycanthromancer1]

I want Alucard vs Perfect Cell, with Takahata101 doing the voice acting, if only for the hilarity factor.

[@marche800]

FuckOmni heaven ascended Dio?

[@42shini56]

***** would make alucard his bitch.

[@savage7882]

time stop, checkmate,road roller,ghost town ded

[@Dioslux]

*IKE VS GUTS* (FIRE EMBLEM VS BERSERK)

[@Dioslux]

MAKE THIS HAPPEN. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.

[@Solinosolina]

IKE FOR THE WIIIIIIIN

[@raffaellabortolozzo3411]

Drake I'm so proud this idea actually spread...approved.

[@Dioslux]

Raffaella Bortolozzo I KNOW, RIGHT? I HOPE IT COMES UP NEXT. AND IF NOT, SPREAD THIS IDEA ON THAT VIDEO TOO. AND SPREAD IT ON THE OLD VIDEOS AS WELL. LOL.

[@raffaellabortolozzo3411]

Drake You can count on it

[@alargeshoe6298]

I love how joseph is in character despite only using hamon once, great work

[@Mizukageize]

Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy. That would been hilarious.

[@KrowsGraveyard]

Never seen an episode of JBA but I like FMA quite a bit so I was disappointed that Ed lost. Although my disappointment is strictly due to personal feeling and I have no hard feeling towards JBA. Actually, I'm curious if anyone actually recommends it as worth watching?

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

It's totally worth it. Mind you, it starts off slow and sometimes the scenarios make no damn sense, but it only gets better and more charming as you watch it.

[@_darkkstar_]

Miko Almuete so am I

[@drefozz]

Hell yeah jba is worth watching

[@NerfMaster000]

+quehay45 You got to be joking, JJBA sold 95 million copies and is up there with Dragonball Z and One Piece as the most popular manga series. FMA only sold 64 million.

[@eduardoarce1722]

short answer " Yes" Long answer " The JBA word is based in diferent jojos across time, For example, 1st jojo if im not wrong is in the end of 19 century, while 2nd jojo develope in the midle of ww2 and 3rd jojo in the lates 80's. Every jojo is really differnt from the last one, for example the first jojo is like the chavalry guy that puts honor and rigthness before everything, the second one is like Ed from fma, an assertive guy, that is as anoying for other people as funny for the viewer and the 3rd jojo is like has typical gang leader look and is a I dont give a fck guy type. The plot development as well as the characters grow ( in some cases) is really nice. As well as JBA is like a cult anime, like evangelion, cowboy bepop, one piece. Is not something you should watch only because is popular and well known, but because is a really good anime." p.d. The first arc is kind of slow. I consider the second one my favorite the 3rd is really nice and the forth one is actually been animated. but if I am not wrong there are like 7 arcs in manga rigth now.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Your next line is: "The next one has Batman!"

[@jeffreymedvick6541]

I'm not going to do it. I'm not. That joke goes around way too much, almost to the point that it's getting stale. I refuse to say it. ... Even if the next one has Batman-- *M-MASAKA*

[@williambeck2372]

NANI?!

[@HerculesMays]

@Jeffrey Medvick *Volcanic rocks hit you and then you say the line*

[@OCeanVidStuff]

The next one has Batman! wait what

[@rifatalam8294]

Good God....you're everywhere!

[@renzo5285]

“1 Victor” I only see a Joseph and an Edward, not a Victor

[@IshaBoyTV]

I love how they try to get the real voice actors. not all the time, but then do it's great

[@ProfKranc]

IshaBoyTV We try, but regardless if they are the proper ones, the ones we do get are super talented regardless 😄

[@astroaero2805]

Hey look, two anime characters not trapped in the forest that never ends.

[@iPhantomHG]

Well since it was a Jojo battle theme I already knew who was gonna win~

[@_kenemon_]

Press Start sakuya izayoi~

[@iPhantomHG]

vs Dio?

[@WeaponXSigma]

Dio and Polnareff lost theirs.Sakuya Izayoi beat Dio and Yu Naruami beat Polnareff

[@nintendosegafan4935]

WeaponXSigma polnareff was possessed by the anubis stand, so I count that as anubis's loss.

[@UFOPiXEL7983]

DukeThe EXE.hog Same

[@yhers]

Everyone gangstar until Joseph predicts your next line.

[@amaannaqvi8417]

Why did they play Stardust Crusaders on Joseph's video It would make sense if he was Old Joseph but he's not

[@MrBda241]

I guess it was fitting for the fight, where they are, what series Joseph was from and the scenario in particular as well.

[@Antonio64398]

I like it, mainly because they made it more "dubstep", which was a huge part of Battle Tendency's soundtrack

[@Animeality]

Battle Tendency had dubstep? Huh. Guess I wasn't paying attention? Any tracks or scenes in particular?

[@amaannaqvi8417]

An easy fix would just be Overdrive, especially at the end when Joseph was winning

[@mrqueem1703]

Animeality Avalon and Pillar Men Theme are the most memorable

[@hsaungaye9662]

Next thing the fanboy will say is "how can Edward lose to him?!"

[@tomcfarrell]

Well tbh Edward is town level and Joe is multi city block so there's at least a tier difference. Joseph is slightly faster but the strength difference is enough for Edward to take victory, he was also more motivated to win and more skilled. I don't even watch the shows, I researched feats.

[@Lardo137]

SandEcho I've never heard of someone brag about his ignorance before.

[@ledernierutopiste]

how can Edward lose to... MASAKA ! Well, Edward has good offensive abilities but defensively he can't tank many attacks, so even with research joseph would have won !

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

Joseph could outpredict and outsmart Edward if he can survive Edward's alchemy long enough, but Edward knows how to get some insane things done with his abilities.

[@bobby2bend]

Not to mention Joseph's hamon is only really effective against vampires while his other most powerful attack, a trick with multiple grenades will be ineffective considering Ed has survived point blank grenades and much much bigger explosions point blank only coming out angry with little to no scratches or anything.

[@HumanTooth]

One does not simply spar with... JOSEPHU JOESTAR

[@WillRennar]

2:32 - Time to employ the Joestar Family Secret Technique!

[@killianlegoman]

Your next line will be- *"This is an overused comment."* To yu!

[@XvXgriffon]

Arachnid The Spider This is an overused comment. Wait...crap.

[@topdog2007]

THIS IS OVERUSED COMMENT NANI!

[@joarng6424]

Arachnid The Spider This is an overused w.... huh!?

[@bigounce2651]

Really?This shit again? When will people realize that this shit just got old? This is an overused comment... BAKANA! MASAKA!

[@zenith6892]

Geez. Pretty soon this is gonna turn into an overused comment... God damn it.

[@jaelee1996]

Joseph is fighting while Jotaro's theme plays...

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Oh man that's amazing. The voices for the two of them are perfect, especially Joseph's.

[@ProfKranc]

Swagbito Uchiha thank you, we're glad you think so! 😄

[@anthonyallen3439]

It should have said And the winner is: Random Bird

[@Tmerrify]

"Cambodian Sunset Ruby straight from Thailand." Cambodia and Thailand are different countries. Joseph pls.

[@CrazyMarkStudios]

HERMIT PURPUL!!!!

[@sketchydude8431]

*SILVA CHARIATU*

[@clauddavidguerrier5929]

Crazy Mark STER PLATNUMM

[@noe4354]

*RUD MAJISHON*

[@noe4354]

*ZA WORDO*

[@adam_clown]

OHHH MYY GAWWD!

[@thefullmetalalchemist]

I'll admit. He won fair and square...

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

Edward Elric > joseph joestar >wins fair and square hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha. jojokes aside,thanks for not throwing a tantrum. now keep chasing that bird.

[@Arkantos1900]

Joseph and fair cannot be in the same sentence

[@charlesmanary2936]

+Arkantos1900 unless that sentance is "Joseph Joestar never fights fair"

[@williamproto6164]

Good sport

[@thefullmetalalchemist]

ヽ(｀Д´) What do you mean "short" end huh?! What are you saying, that I'm so short I have to jump off the top of a ladder to reach his knees?!

[@SheriffArthurMorgan]

Stand user: Edward Eric Stand : FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

[@UmbraStarWolf]

His stand is just Alphonse armor

[@Saturn.analyzes]

I honestly expected more out of him tbh thou they had only one minute so they couldn’t of really go or gone anywhere like in death battle

[@StevetheWizard2591]

Your next line is "I can't believe they used an English language voice actor for Joseph!" You fool! Joseph doesn't just speak English, he **is** English! Having him speak English in OMM isn't just a choice of convenience, it's a way of showing they respect the character enough to have him speak his native tongue!

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

And besides, does anyone think FMA takes place in an Asian-coded world? Specifically a non-European one?

[@theosoryu]

Amestris is European, but there're other countries around it like Qing and Ishval. The alternate universe counterpart to Amestris wasn't germany on accident.