One Minute Melee - Sakuya Izayoi vs Dio Brando

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2 Fighters! NO RESEARCH! 60 Seconds! Melee!!!! Who would win in a fight between Sakuya Izayoi and Dio Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? Find out in 60 quick seconds!
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[@Budder1252]

“All fights are settled in 60 seconds” Sakuya and Dio: *No we don’t think we will*

[@fireshockgamer6734]

True Time manipulators have the all the time they need.

[@playlistss4953]

OneMinuteBrawl: Hmm, one minute...? Make that three

[@Zero2HeroX]

Well...if you dont include stoped time it Is a minute.

[@diornodiovanna1151]

the world stop time

[@JobBlackheart96]

Or from the words of Escanor, *Who decided that?*

[@Serilaene]

"No research" Makes Dio lose the exact same way he lost in the manga/anime You're bullshitting us.

[@raiseasato]

That's what I was thinking.

[@NekoinaBox2000]

They said that there would be no research to how the fight would play out. Not to the charecters themselves.

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

+Serilaene no in the anime he loses by having his stand destroyed here he was stabbed with a thousand knives which to be honest makes no god damn sense when he can survive being just a head

[@Serilaene]

frederik vedersø In the anime, he loses from Jotaro stopping time while being slammed by the road-roller, just like it's done in this video. This is the exact same method.

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

Serilaene well that part yeah sure

[@tofu_revival]

1 Minute Melee Time Stoppers: *Are you sure about that?*

[@nanosilverhun1716]

Thats so true

[@Weebabuu]

In real time it is 1 second melee

[@titan5642]

Time Stoppers: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

I'll show you what I can do that *ZA WARU-DON'T!!!*

[@PlanetaryConsumer]

I think its because a knife is a melee weapon but they're throwing them so you got a point ill give ya that

[@bobking01]

I like how when Dio stops time the background goes to negative colours but when Sakuya stops time the background has muted colours.

[@HyperVanilo]

Touhou 6 reference

[@johnnyjoestar477]

1 Minute Melee Time stoppers: "There's three, actually."

[@Slatcher404]

Yep.

[@literally_sillyy]

Woah its johnny

[@johnnyjoestar477]

@@literally_sillyy Whats good Tusk?

[@literally_sillyy]

@@johnnyjoestar477 what's good

[@inkyplays1858]

Well that because the battle only one minute. Edit: But not in this video.

[@aidenquach9038]

Za worldo: *gets his arm cut off Me: THE KNIFE IS A STAND

[@spacesentry4506]

Realmente

[@redeigatti748]

Stando powa

[@ShrodingeRen]

*THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND*

[@FrizDotExE]

Lmfao

[@TheRoboKingVA]

@@ShrodingeRen probably not

[@soschar2050]

okay but beating someone to death with his own severed arm is 100% something Dio would do.

[@renduks361]

But, all of us can do that. Just punch someone with your fist xD

[@soschar2050]

@@renduks361 i should have specified it as "with his own SEVERED arm"

[@renduks361]

@@soschar2050 I know I know, but I couldn't just stop to say that.

[@Baddino45]

Gon would also do that...

[@jaredleavitt6968]

My question is how did she RIP dios arm off if only stands can harm other stands

[@davidrossington9756]

ya gotta remember that sakyua's hitbox is only 1 pixel so all those hits were actually grazes

[@Queenly_Majesty]

I'm pretty sure it was 2.4 pixels

[@dio5223]

1 minute melee has 60 seconds fight King Crimson: "There is only 50"

[@LittleFlareGuy]

Time stoppers: there's actually 180

[@tariquesmith8369]

@@LittleFlareGuy GR: actually it never happened OR DID IT

[@drippylad3973]

@@tariquesmith8369 Vsauce be like

[@BloodyWagon]

Made in heaven: it’s 13.79 billion years actually

[@christianlecroy980]

Alien x: actually there is no timer.

[@youtb-user]

Timer: 1 second left Dio and Sakuya: “we going to end this timer’s whole career”

[@carlmorgan2903]

Lol

[@WinWin-jg9su]

Reply: Everyone: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

[@braxbro7602]

**Opens video and sees like to dislike ratio** Me: “Well looks like DIO lost”

[@uso1858]

I am actually a jojo fan and I didn't dislike for that reason, I disliked because he said "no research" and he made dio lose the God damn exact way

[@farenhaight4133]

Knives can't kill Dio anyway. Immortal vampire and stuff like that.

[@zsushi3316]

@@farenhaight4133 well no research

[@arkfiya]

@@farenhaight4133 I don't know what logic Jojo follows, but if he follows standard Vampire Physiology, if the knives were made of silver, I'm sure that they would at the very least inflict a high level of pain.

[@farenhaight4133]

@@arkfiya I've seen JoJo myself, and the only weakness of vampires in the series is ultraviolet light. Knives wouldn't do anything, regardless of material.

[@BigOlRub]

Sorry jojo fans, as much as I'm a jojo fan myself I gotta give this to Sakuya. She has complete control over time and space, what you saw here is a super nerfed version of herself, because touhou characters nerf themselves on purpose to not destroy the world whenever they fight.

[@aruekai]

Even though you’re a JoJo, thanks

[@GrahamChapman]

Well, not quite "complete control over time and space"... I mean, she cannot rewind time or time travel (but that's mostly because, as ZUN said, doing so is actually impossible in Touhou) and her spatial manipulation is limited to distorting space (like making the inside of a container bigger than the outside)... Still, she stomps Dio so hard it's not even funny.

[@stebanriocua1503]

spell cards lmao. Also I now seen a comment who would agree on it

[@chimatatenkyuuenjoyer452]

She even followed spell card rules, imagine if theres no spell card rules

[@The1Borgar]

I guess it's the creator of touhou who messed up in the first place. Hell if I know why they wanted a bunch of op anime girls that can beat god.

[@mattfriesen9535]

*In an old man voice * back in my day, DIO shot lasers from his eyes and made Speedwagon afraid

[@udon6031]

Also ice touch

[@ignacioperez5479]

So... What you said Is a low lvl filler enemy in Touhou

[@josephgaribay7316]

He dosen't do that type of stuff anymore becuase he rejected that side of his humanity too

[@223antemerediem2]

@@josephgaribay7316 no he cant because of jonathans hamon body

[@redzero627]

@@223antemerediem2 man this dont make sense

[@Mellowbaton]

Kira vs. an ambulance

[@nekotorin]

Mellow Baton Complete with Head Twisting action!

[@Eficiente_VSB]

Mellow Baton Yoshikage Kira vs Tohru Adachi

[@cutman25604]

Yoshikage Kira vs. Mona Lisa

[@tonezone117]

DyCherii Orchis *HOW DO I SAY THIS...*

[@ls200076]

oh

[@protagony2853]

Jotaro: Barely wins Sakuya: Imagine needing 3 episodes to finish him

[@tusk4339]

Nah

[@-melieah-7511]

bruh

[@tusk4339]

@@-melieah-7511 indeed

[@FlackBackTV]

He's actually still alive

[@tusk4339]

@@FlackBackTV yes

[@Greenbit]

7 years later and you can still hear the screaming of Dio fanboys.

[@azizkalb8721]

Me too

[@WeebSenpai2431]

some of these comments got me crying all these years later

[@lolno6601]

I mean like how does she see and attack stand

[@WeebSenpai2431]

@@lolno6601 touhou characters can see all spirits, ghosts etc even the ones that can't be seen by others or ones that follow certain rule sets before you can see them. Now whether it applies to The World and stands in general is a bit tricky and would really depend on the verse they're fighting in IMO.

[@nicepfp9344]

@@WeebSenpai2431 and yet she throws Ed knife at the stand die got hurt

[@saulgerardo372]

Sakuya: * just chilling * Dio: i woke up and decided to choose violence

[@drippylad3973]

That basically is part 1 in a nutshel

[@zenith2331]

@@drippylad3973 lol

[@Niiue]

"i feel like ruining someone's day today"

[@phantomblue2798]

@@drippylad3973 yeah that's literally it!

[@Why1sThisAthing]

"Feeling cute might laugh at Jonathan later"

[@vaquero2322]

Why didn’t Dio just deflect all the knives? I mean, he deflected the emerald splash. NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH! Edit: Wow I was cringe back then lamo

[@roberthasudungan1546]

Sakuya's knives are made of silver. Deflecting those things is a death wish. Either dodge the knives or parrying them with his own knives.

[@gabrielhoelzle8476]

@@roberthasudungan1546 Is her silver radioactive or something?

[@monday7324]

@@gabrielhoelzle8476 isnt he a vampire and vampires are weak to silver

[@cnbonc5435]

@@monday7324 no.....really are the werewolf...

[@monday7324]

@@cnbonc5435 ??

[@tealeaf9757]

"I like you" what a way to start a fight

[@XUIW]

And ironically saying "Time flows again".

[@joegun4259]

"I like you" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@cookinglikeachefima5starmi416]

No :(

[@Unknown-zd8bc]

But the fastest way to get rejected :’(

[@cookinglikeachefima5starmi416]

@@joegun4259 Jotaro NOOOO

[@jackw8338]

Dio can stop time. Sakuya can stop time, reverse time, speed up time, manipulate time in every way imaginable. No way Dio wins.

[@Alexander247]

She actually can't reverse time properly. She can only reverse the position, but not the state that it's in.

[@joeda900]

Sakuya aka the Ultimate Main Jojo Villain Stand

[@Alexander247]

@@joeda900 Have you forgotten about Yukari being a stand user? Yukari's stand is Ran

[@joeda900]

@@Alexander247 Bruh Yukari is just Bruno Buccelati mixed with D4C, The World Over Heaven and Killer Queen. Ran is the sub stand

[@Jester_Advocate]

​@@joeda900ah yes a stand having a stand🙂

[@hifuu1383]

"Only stands can hurt stands" *Alley hands would like to know your location*

[@bjfifi]

Shabbir ships RenMari Yuk00ri is nom nom hunting

[@boogiewoogie343]

It's like saying that the Emerald Splash is impossible to deflect or dodge, or saying that no one has ever survived the Thunder Cross Split Attack ever.

[@fly672]

@@boogiewoogie343 Yup, that's what's called "a no limits fallacy" Stand is nothing more that spiritual entity, characters who can't see or interact with spirits wouldn't be able to see or harm a stand but beings who can see and harm spirits would be able to do the same to Stands.

[@boogiewoogie343]

@@fly672 No one can just deflect the emerald splash!

[@ahahahahameo2211]

Ciocollata

[@giornogiovannia3750]

That explains why dad didn't come back from the store

[@HyperVanilo]

Hello son

[@crowedarken]

He hates you.

[@crowedarken]

@@Lakyoliah i do think Jotaro will disagree on that statement.

[@Error-hx9ze]

Tatagi Kanegawa no

[@crowedarken]

@zombie 1905 wouldn't killing the almighty time stopping vampire right away after defeating him be a much more efficient solution ? And no, reviving Joseph in the ambulance car is biologically impossible. To live, you do not only need blood & oxygen pumping, but also brainwaves. But then again this is JoJo, nothing makes sense, truly a bizarre adventure.

[@La-jh6gc]

Clock Lady vs The Walking Meme

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

Shouldn't have said anything stupid at all.

[@EndricBokyaku]

Shots Fired

[@dylanaroberts97]

Ouch

[@buttery_gooch6]

Azura (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Hiccup and Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon 1,2,Race To The Edge)

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Nine Tails how is that fair?

[@chazzbrielletocmo2611]

*Everyone arguing why Dio lost to Sakuya* Sakuya: Ah....yes....just a normal day with a normal life in Gensokyo

[@wrigthtalekenavi2066]

Considering someone forgetting their name turns them into human shaped SUN(Scarlet Marisa-TouHou Lost Words), and some forgotten family name turns a barrier into Bleepin universe compactor, i wouldnt be surprised Maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion killed DIO BRANDO million times over. TouHou Power levels are that broken

[@sarahbell180]

@@wrigthtalekenavi2066 Touhou Lost Word isn't canonical.

[@Sakuyaizayoi1996]

@@sarahbell180 It shouldn't matter if it isn't it's still touhou

[@uboa8060]

​@@Sakuyaizayoi1996No, like... Touhou lost word isn't official or related to canon touhou in any regard. It's just officially licensed by ZUN because it needs to be in order to follow his guidelines, if they want to make money off of it. They are two completely separate entities.

[@jxpk1573]

Plot Twist: It was Just Jotaro and D’arby playing some arcade games

[@shawermus]

For kakoyin soul

[@MonkeyDWolff]

For your soul

[@hyper5157]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4DQfH-wj5p2n6M

[@shrektheswampjohnson2278]

And jotaro wasn't even playing

[@emporio8687]

which Darby T or J

[@rakuza_me]

“60 SECONDS“ Dio and Sakuya: *We are ten parallel universes ahead of you*

[@evellol2059]

imagine if ascended dio, well idk

[@MizukiStone44]

To be fair 60 seconds did pass... as far as the world is concerned.

[@qube2542]

I swear, even after this Dio would still come back That cheeky bastard

[@daikodoge]

1 minute melee is about who is the one that wins in 60 seconds. Technically, DIO stills alive, but it will take a little time to recover from that knives. So yeah, he would come back

[@weebysmoker5234]

He would still be recover from knives She thought she would have stop him that easily

[@weebysmoker5234]

SrDoge He stabbed in the head But he still Alright I think

[@ekekekekeeekekekekekeke]

@@weebysmoker5234 i mean it's not hamon sooooo

[@weebysmoker5234]

PineappleLugia wix True

[@multidimensionalbeing9561]

Everybody seems to forget sakuya doesn't have a timestop limit she can stay stopped for as long as she needs

[@multidimensionalbeing9561]

Also able to eradicate anybody in her world if deemed necessary

[@fabiaaquino2207]

​@@multidimensionalbeing9561Remilia Is an Angel for not doing anything tbh 😂

[@BeetleBones1870]

Love how the ts affects the timer

[@signal-mlbb2265]

Yeah I Liked The Part Where Sakuya Used ‘Killing Sign “C Richochet”’ Aka The Boing Knife

[@hetohitoia560]

@@signal-mlbb2265 one of my personal favourite spell card

[@signal-mlbb2265]

Same

[@signal-mlbb2265]

?

[@signal-mlbb2265]

Only If You Play BTD6...

[@im50yearsold]

I'm dissapointed that sakuya didn't just simply fill the entire screen with endless patterns of projectiles

[@codevermillion9796]

That’s funny when I imagine him playing dunmaku with lunatic mode by full time because he ran out of knife

[@coolkaidenbigbrainddude498]

So am i

[@Hsecrpntr]

'But here in Gensokyo you are nothing special'

[@pureplatinumkiller5546]

Spellcard rules

[@echobernabe3045]

CANT DIO JUST ENTER THE TIME STOP???

[@heaslay]

It surely is a one minute fight *With Time Manipulation one second can be eternity*

[@warsown4935]

Or more accurately for jojo 8 seconds

[@deleteyoukai3041]

@@warsown4935 For Sakuya Izayoi it can last forever.

[@animewizard2029]

I thought that was a pretty clever way to extend the fight.

[@crunchy8832]

Wait so if dios limit is 8 seconds how come he's fighting in sakuya's stopped time dimension for like 30 seconds wtf

[@deleteyoukai3041]

@@crunchy8832 "no research"

[@AngiShyGuy]

To answer the question "How did she cut off The World's arm", there's obviously the Touhou explanation of how Sakuya can see and harm spirits, but there's also a JJBA explanation as well: A Stand is normally intangible to everything except other Stands, but when attacking a physical object (like a normal person), they are temporarily tangible for the duration of the attack (or else they would just phase through the object). Basically; if a Stand can touch a normal person, then the inverse must also be true. This means that Sakuya didn't even need her "kill spirits" ability, as long as she knew where The World was, she could cut his arm because it would still be tangible due to having just attempted an attack.

[@AngiShyGuy]

There's probably a bunch of fights that can demonstrate this, but the one I remember the clearest is the Josuke vs Motorcycle Stand (forgot its name) in Part 8: Jojolion, where Josuke blocks the Stand's attacks with his own hands, and actually manages to push the stand (or at least attempts to).

[@lrgogo1517]

Can't believe I never realized this about Stands

[@izzycirrus]

Not how Stands work at all.

[@zaiyu7070]

@@izzycirrus did u decide to just not read his reply below his comment, he gives an example

[@izzycirrus]

@@zaiyu7070 It's almost like Josuke is a Stand user and when a Stand is inactive, is part of the user's body. Makes sense to me.

[@loco_locus9023]

ah yes my two favorite time stopping waiufus fight each other

[@boyo9512]

Best girl DIO

[@AsmodeusUno]

Niiiicccceee!!!

[@butter9025]

Bruh did dio just lose to an accurate reference of himself

[@iiterallybored]

Dio is a waif-

[@carlosmunoz6952]

HHHHHHHHMMMMM I didnt know sakuya was a waifu

[@sovietdoggo753]

Says "I like you". *then proceeds to spam "Muda Muda".* Edit: This is the highest amount of likes I have ever obtained. Thank you everyone.

[@swinnbv2186]

proceeds to teleport away and kill his adopted daughter

[@NSHG]

So basically he actually wanted Aqua.

[@pixelboiyt5362]

You say that yet his opponent spammed a lot more than Dio did

[@sudoornator3000]

You know they forgot research when the sun is out and dio is alive

[@Mastasrasmas]

Sudowoodo The Great One They said they didn’t do any research

[@madaramyyrymaki385]

Floor my friend floor.

[@pilot9266]

shhh

[@FenFenTheFenFen]

@@Mastasrasmas Its basic information , to make something like this you at least know the abilities DIO is a vampire and thats the fact that makes this bad First error: the fights occur in the day , something that is impossible because DIO weakness is Sunlight Second error: regeneration ability : DIO can heal himself pretty fast , good enough to win this and if you are going to tell me that DIO in part 3 doesnt have the regeneration like in part 1 but he can regenerate fast and he C A N T die for a lot of knifes , he simply cant , he can live with only he's head and you are telling me that he died for a bunch of knifes??? Ridiculous

[@Mastasrasmas]

Giorno Giovanna I thought I said they didn’t do the research so they just put two of them together Though I watched jojo and I know what your talking about but I told you sir They. Didn’t. Do. The. Research.

[@yeetnoodle9668]

Dont we all wish to have cool powers and absolutely just fight each other in a 1v1 without having to worry about dying for real? Yeah, me too

[@datonesaltyfungus6064]

"and then she bought groceries for the scarlet mansion."

[@drippylad3973]

Very nice

[@fumo5108]

Remilia will be so happy!

[@Jakshark]

Of coarse, she is the perfect and elegant maid after all

[@cyanishida3470]

O

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Dio just smashed the tea I bought

[@sakurakazuto6590]

DIO = *Dies just like how he died to Jotaro* Jojo fans = "I've seen this one.'

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Jotaro used Star Platinum to literally shatter Za Warudo because Dio’s leg was broken so that was Za Warudo’s weak spot. When a stand is killed the user is also killed. That’s how Dio died

[@Nutt_lemmings]

@@TheUncivilizedNation no some stands can be destroyed but the user survives, and dio was still alive probably and just needed blood to heal and that's why they burned his body parts after the fight.

[@JOAT2003]

This is rigged Dio can easily take her

[@nightmaregolr5955]

He did not die

[@tranvietanh1851]

Jack ehem, Sakuya was a vampire hunter

[@chrisl1446]

Dio: "Time to end this" *Sees clock, 33 seconds left* Yare Yare Daze

[@p.a.4174]

I never thought I'd ever see Dio get drop kicked by Sakuya Izayoi

[@herrscherofyatta_]

Tbh Sakuya Can finished him fast

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

She even styled on him afterwards

[@dedrko3912]

bruh stop time forever vs stop time for 10 seconds

[@KaiSC]

This isn't even High DIO, so it's 5 seconds time-stop LOL

[@bootybandit9245]

Dude Dio over heaven is Cannon do you really want to put her in a Fight with Over heaven Dio she’ll get Foot stomped

[@MasakanSolaris]

@@bootybandit9245 Yeah dio over heaven does have a chance to beat sakuya....provided he can actually hit her, and considering she also has the power to manipulate space and therefore can just increase the distance between her and dio right before he actually hits her thsts not very likely

[@Joltscene]

@@bootybandit9245 not even canon and even if it was she has faced opponents stronger than overheaven Dio

[@dontsayflan4315]

@@bootybandit9245 Sakuyas rrl power is to manipulate time, meaning she can rewind, fast forward and stop but she can only stop due to spell card rules. Dio over heaven isn't canon, you can only call something canon if it came from the manga. You don't know what your saying

[@FickleHydra]

Wait that illegal I’m in sunlight

[@selaichi1893]

plotarmor

[@sirel7345]

Sun screen dude

[@Sheikmeister69]

and your not gonna question how Sakuya cut your Stand's Arm?

[@foxee6041]

Ricky Shicky Dio is immortal but it is posibble to cut of his parts of body. He is immortal in context he cannot die until you wont sunburn him,or in the way of jotaro,punch him in the leg and explode him into half. Then they sunburned him while he was dead. Thoughout he was dead,but he was literally lying for 100 years on the seabed until he regenerated. Also the way of dead of dio is unforgivable,dio is immortal,how could he die by some knives also from hand of 70 % dio reference girl

[@foxee6041]

Ricky Shicky and also it is possible to cut of stand’s arm, cuz jotaro literally punched his stand in leg wchich was dios reason of lose

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

DIO, the man who is armed when he's disarmed.

[@nullrubybradshaw9254]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache NEAT

[@THExRISER]

You...

[@falconmain252]

I find you everywhere!

[@saladsnake8887]

good'oh grief'o

[@shiedakayn4173]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache you again?

[@KikuChalkz]

3 years ago i said that dio would win in a fully researched battle after researching it i quickly realized how wrong i was

[@WeLoveJojoVeryGay]

Yes son

[@gmattonline6068]

As a jojo fan and a new touhou fan, I can vouch for this

[@binay413963]

As a Jojo and tohou fan I can say that She gets negged , not even close Because if u want to talk about full power creatures which don't hold back to destroy the world , then TWOH already solos Her

[@NoNo-tl9gb]

@@binay413963TWOH indeed wipes. If he isn’t using TWOH though her timestop is much longer, and without the spellcard battle system nerfing her, it’s definitely her win.

[@warlock9708]

@@binay413963 no, just no, sakuya SLAMS dio, maybe even in over heaven if she doesnt play by the rules

[@ghostofvalkyrie1329]

"You expected Sakuya to lose but it was me, Dio!"

[@momogasi7930]

Jolyne Kujo oof

[@missamakana56]

I'm smiling... thank you

[@weebysmoker5234]

Thank you

[@miniimposter]

XD

[@NepZz]

Comment of the century lmaoooo

[@phospenguillite8895]

Giornos family when theyre arguing

[@miguelcastillo3723]

Ha it's funny because it's true

[@akuma-5335]

SHUT UP DAD YOU'LL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH

[@ItchiestBum]

What makes this comment 2x better is your profile lmao

[@kairuku6552]

Meemster - SON DONT MAKE ME USE OVER HEAVEN EAT YOUR DINNER OR YOU CANT RUN THE MAFIA FOR A WEEK

[@nanaseii]

@@akuma-5335 DIO when he got to heaven: Are you sure about that?

[@u.s.s.r.1347]

Who will win? A:The one with the good memes. B:The one with the good music.

[@lyncario5515]

Hum... That's both.

[@waqasomar8272]

They both have good memes and music

[@uknow5961]

I think that's a joke but not sure

[@FubukiBestFriend]

@@uknow5961 the good music is sakuya since her theme was so lit i enjoy playig it everyday While Dio has been a meme

[@Ne0Claudius]

LORD TACHANKA Good music

[@Aka-Spade]

Holy cow people are actually still fighting over the results of this when I'm just in awe of how great the fight was. I'm a huge fan of JoJo and a new fan of Touhou, and with the little I know about Touhou... Yeah, DIO's lucky that he lasted as long as he did. Especially with the mess he made.

[@necromancer6063]

@@sammy-1992 I looked at some comment replies and people have been having arguments about dio not winning.

[@soweissilly]

I honestly can't see how she'd survive like 3 of The World's barrages and a punch that pressures both sides of her skull.. UNLESS she has some kind of immortality, but if she doesn't, she'd definitely be dead.

[@necromancer6063]

@@soweissilly thats touhou power scaling for you

[@bismuth7398]

​@@soweissillyHe's not Superboy Prime, he can't punch holes in reality. I know Sakuya isn't nearly that strong, but my point is that Dio isn't all-powerful. He has limits. And Sakuya's limits are WAY beyond Dio's.

[@manwithhammer6163]

​@SimNao-ft6iq As a fan of Touhou and JJBA, I'll tell you why Dio never stood a chance. In Touhou, the game play is an in universe game they play to settle disputes, because most heavy hitters are literal gods or god slayers. The weaker Touhou bosses can perform reality warping feats if they use their full powers. So they play that little game to avoid shattering reality on a weekly basis. In Sakuya's case in particular, she's basically a time god, and can just delete people from history if she wanted. Dio lasted as long as he did purely because Sakuya didn't take the fight seriously. Side note, she's also an ex-vampire hunter and works for a vampire 5x as strong and 5x older than Dio. Now, Sakuya can't move during Dio's TS, and The World is invisible to Sakuya, so if he caught her lacking, he might get the dub. ... If it weren't due to the fact that Sakuya is functionally immortal due to the fact other versions of herself from different timelines could and would jump in to help.

[@jurihan6154]

*1 minute melee* Diavolo and Pucci: LMAO

[@kingcrimson442]

Hey

[@kingcrimson442]

That’s my stand user

[@artemsgameschannel727]

More like: -1 minute melee battle!

[@legoworksstudios1]

All the time-based Stand users are just gonna take turns abusing time. Imagine a team consisting of Bites the Dust Kira and Ringo Roadagain.

[@invisibleair2156]

It's not even one minute anymore

[@sapphirebulletbill]

0:37 The perfect way to approach your crush.

[@HyperVanilo]

I have to go, _my planet needs me_

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Hmm. I'll try doing that next time.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

It didn't work, I'm now under the Earth, flat as a pancake. Top tip: don't flirt with your boss.

[@jsrhedgehog9981]

Stardust Platinum If she dodges, she is a keeper. If she doesn't... Well that makes your search a little bit easier.

[@wrecc]

Dio is a lolicon confirmed

[@harleyfernandez3532]

Dio: Using Jonathan's body Also Dio: Battles a woman Jonathan: Is my body a joke to you?

[@Brenanaz]

Dio lost because Jonathan wouldn't let him beat a woman

[@fennex7575]

Is*

[@pianohelper8873]

JOJO: NICE

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

Then that’s why he lost.

[@fennex7575]

@@RandomPerson-cm2wg 🤣

[@grain.1135]

At this point reading the comments is more entertaining than the fight lol.

[@jacobdelacruz558]

I already went through 10 bags of XL popcorn reading them (i have stomachache help ☹️

[@fangirl3323]

Same

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@jacobdelacruz558those are ROOKIE NUMBERS!!

[@ztg1421]

I come back to the comments annually for fun lol

[@1984jaunary1st]

the madlad just walks through sakuya's stopped time to confess his love

[@tek2873]

Lmfao

[@anonamous936]

the correct term is mudalad

[@sahatstranger6058]

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[@HyperVanilo]

So he confess his love to his own daughter?

[@1984jaunary1st]

@@HyperVanilo *wife *giornos mom dang darn it*

[@brunohorst4886]

It looks like someone else forgot that Dio is a vampire.

[@MrCaneron]

How?

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@@MrCaneron daytime

[@bihn]

Also there is no way some knives are enough to kill Dio Back in part 1 when he was way weaker he survived being impaled by a statue and being left in to a burning mansion and still survived He even survived his head being ripped off

[@MrCaneron]

@@bihn Those knives are magical and are designed to be effective against vampires.

[@bihn]

@@MrCaneron Oh that makes sense

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

1:33 - 1:42 Based on the effects and the attacks, I counted 53 hits from Sakuya (25 going to her knifes at the start of combo)

[@DreadnoughtDT]

Dio isn't dead, he's just taking a nap. Vampires are pretty damn hard to kill in the Jojoverse.

[@GrahamChapman]

True, but Sakuya uses anti-vampire silver weaponry. Unless you're arbitrarily going to demand that JoJo vampire canon takes presidence over Touhou vampire canon (or vice versa) you'll have to settle for a compromise and accept that she'd be able to kill him with her knives if she goes for overkill (which I'd personally say that last attack was).

[@DreadnoughtDT]

GrahamChapman Well, I'm just saying as a character that Dio is pretty damn durable. I mean, he got his arm cut off and then just put it back on like it was nothing. I don't think there'd have been the "to be continued" thing if Dio wasn't actually dead.

[@GrahamChapman]

***** And I'm not saying that you're wrong: Dio _is_ pretty damn durable. More than that, though, he has a _very_ good regen... But if someone's body is pushed too far, even regeneration won't save them. Meh, considering that the "To be continued" thing appeared at the end of all fights in the JoJo fighting game, I'm honestly more inclined to believe it's just a reference.

[@DreadnoughtDT]

GrahamChapman Possibly. Though remember Dio had to be tossed into sunlight even as just a pair of legs because he could even regen from that.

[@GrahamChapman]

***** Uuuh, nnno, that he couldn't do. He needed to be able to drink blood in order to regenerate from particularily bad injuries... Also; _all_ of his remains, not just his legs, were burned in the sun. Even the bits and pieces from when he blew up from what I could understand... well, except for that one bone that became relevant much later, but still, that bone wasn't able to regenerate anything at all, despite many, many years going by...

[@rampant1apart]

Everyone is angry about how who won and who lost and I'm just happy that they stretched the last second of the fight to ridiculous lengths through time stopping powers so they still technically met the one minute time limit. Haha.

[@Paur]

+Pol Subanajouy Yea, that part was damn clever. I loled when I realized it.

[@satista2381]

+MRmasoni :D OMG DIO SHOUL'VE WON

[@foxpower001]

+Pol Subanajouy It was hilarious, time binding characters permit so much liberty

[@TheHellWind84]

+Pol Subanajouy Right? It was a badass fight either way.

[@lastor9148]

with research, dio wins, none of them are crying, they are all explaining why dio would win

[@dabi9219]

"to be continued" DIO: *regenerates and rises* I like you Sakuya: Hold up- DIO to Giorno: And that is how I met your mother

[@dabi9219]

@@girlfiend8577 now this is true cannon

[@kiloklavdi1185]

Dio *EHUM* I mean DIO needs either sunlight or beheaded to the head to be defeated.

[@vick7868]

@@kiloklavdi1185 which Sakuya could totally do, I imagine. But I like this canon lol

[@vick7868]

@@girlfiend8577 at the same time, he couldnt kill you either. It's really kind of a stalemate, even tho you easily overpower him at full power, just because it would be hard for you to kill him.

[@vick7868]

@@girlfiend8577 It would be a fate worse than death tbh since y'all have time powers. Correct me if I'm wrong but you can trap him in a time loop or just erase him from existence, right? I heard that somewhere.

[@jadebayoba7073]

2:02 this just shows how the mastery of Sakuya overhaxed Dio's stopping time, its literally useless on her

[@jadebayoba7073]

If u didn't got it, the background actually showed more of Sakuya's spell card background than Dio's stopping time sfx

[@jswp5]

Nobody wants to point out that they were fighting in the middle of the day and the match would be over in 2 seconds since dio is a vampire?

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Yeah, that's probably an oversight.

[@get_serious4953]

And he's fighting the ex-vampire hunter

[@JJMand]

Dio is probably wearing sunscreen factor 1.000.000 ;D

[@Mr._Sherwood]

JJMand Dio has his own brand of sun cream. Dio-Sol. Guaranteed to prevent disintegration to solar rays. Sakuya should pick some up for Remilia some time.

[@hanlarhancelaleddin3990]

Dio : night human.

[@Rothana76]

I like how after Sakuya dodged DIO’s last attack she didn’t take advantage of him being open, just stood off to the side staring at this idiot punching a road roller screaming “useless” at the top of his lungs.

[@cccbbbccc5910]

She shouldn't be able to stop time inside Dio's time and to invade his The World ability at the same time or even damage his stand (when she cut his arm off, only stand can damage a stand). Also it's weird he didn't use his "checkmate" move

[@Rothana76]

@@cccbbbccc5910 I think she didn’t stop DIO’s time, just let his timer run out.

[@deathserpent9747]

@@cccbbbccc5910 sakuya had to get nerfed in order to even be harmed by dio

[@cccbbbccc5910]

@@deathserpent9747 I don't care who would win, this just doesn't make sense

[@leopard2a620]

@@cccbbbccc5910 yæs

[@nathanlabrador7664]

*Joseph Joestar walks in on the battle, sees Sakuya throw a knife at Dio's throat* Joseph: Not so funny when it happens to you, huh, Dio?

[@Transformer-Enthusiast]

It was not pleasant.

[@gracethe9925]

i paused the video to look in the comments, and then saw this, then looked at the paused video to when dio has a knife to a throat. perfect timing.

[@watazordz]

good wone

[@Kazen_XD]

A nice touch if if you slow it down (a LOT) and pause right before the steam roller lands, you can actually see that Sakyua disappears right before the steam roller hits her

[@ambassadorofbadtaste]

Funny, cuz I did it even without slowing video

[@maddie4834]

truly a timeless battle

[@kakyoinnoriaki1545]

I see what you did there.

[@forexjammer]

This needs more likes. Sad that comment by fanboys are getting it.

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

Nicesu nicesu! Very nicesu Shiza chan.

[@0riginal_zer030]

**impressed chew**

[@Mr._Sherwood]

Yare yare daze, that's a good one.

[@mediocremason]

*Better think of something for salt* THE WORLD OVER HEAVEN

[@shadowsfrost1]

SALT SPLAAAAASH!!

[@tabbender1232]

The outcome won't change

[@enricopucci4252]

Yes it would.

[@shadowsfrost1]

Enrico Pucci It would indeed. But yeah it really does show the clear power gap between Touhou and JJBA on just how varied the power levels are.

[@enricopucci4252]

***** JJBA has no powerlevels. Anyone can beat anyone. Unless they're fighting Kars.

[@Kaalcite]

Dio needs a properly researched Death Battle. He *deserves* it.

[@FaiDro]

Yes.

[@prime__name5715]

All the yes

[@Idlemage]

Yes he does this episode kinda made him feel underwhelming compared to what he did in jojo part 1 and part 3. Most people just see him as the guy that drops steamrollers on people but theres more to Dio than that.

[@prime__name5715]

Ronald Green that's because fight game sprites and animu

[@Ekim2F94]

YESS!!!

[@zeke6199]

This video got me very curious about Sakuya Izayoi and found about touhou and became one of Sakuya's fan. Damm can't believe it's been 7 years now

[@Hifuutorian]

Right?

[@rinyahto3852]

Same.

[@spicychili1440]

"THIS OUGHT BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER" Yes please.

[@HyperVanilo]

He is true, 5 years and there are still debates.

[@小绿苦力怕]

Nice,i made the 69th like

[@alpharius6708]

Very remembered due to people arguing who’s best

[@flodAreliH713]

D4C is doing something

[@Power-xl8vh]

Hey valentine.

[@JustinRed624]

We all know this was an excuse to make the fight longer than 60 seconds.

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

if you think the fight was longer than 60 seconds to begin with lol

[@JamesSchulte]

This video is an infinite salt mine

[@kaze9247]

I know right? Touhou fans be saying JJBA fans are pissed over Sakuya's victory as if they wouldn't have the same reaction if Dio were the one to win. Hence the beef between them.

[@JamesSchulte]

@@kaze9247 It's not just Touhou fans though, it's anyone that remotely understands how strong the characters are. Plus JJBA fans can't seem to comprehend that the 1 Minute Melee series was just done for fun and the outcomes are essentialy a coin flip. -Just like the official Death Battles-

[@kaze9247]

@@JamesSchulte I do aware of the purpose of 1MM, but I get ya though, thanks.

[@mrcurtreal]

I was waiting for that "To Be Continued"

[@ilikesaying]

_______________ To be continued> -----------------------

[@HyperVanilo]

Well, continue to Kenshiro vs Jotaro

[@treybakare6602]

Me: Stands can only be hurt by other sta- Death battle: Did you say something?

[@crowedarken]

Part 4 alley hands : Excuse us ?

[@namelessking4146]

Tatagi Kanegawa uhhh... well... you see... YOU FOOL, YOU FOUND OUT THE TRUTH, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!

[@crowedarken]

@@namelessking4146 thing is man, the notification showed your whole sentence. *I SAW IT COMING, FREEZE TOUCH!!!*

[@renjiabarai4302]

Stands can only be hurt by other stands, except when they don't.

[@crowedarken]

@@renjiabarai4302 About her hitting The World. Do you watch Part 4 ? If you do, you surely know how Cheap Trick & Killer Queen died and got sent to hell. As Rohan said himself; "They (alley hands) can only affect spirits.", and yet they can hurt Cheap Trick. Proves that Stands are just spiritual beings that can be hurt in more ways than one. "Only Stand users can harm other Stands" is never an actual rule, and only said by someone who has never encountered one. Plus, she DOESN'T actually see Stands. She merely calculated The World's range & mass using her barrier as a measurement. Sakuya Izayoi is known to beat up spirits, ghosts, divine beings, and even gods on daily basis with her knives. They're magical knives made of silver (canon), which indicates she's a former vampire hunter (only fanon btw), yet she's working to serve a vampire. If you think Sakuya is strong, no, she's only above average tier on Touhou power scaling. It's only normal for a being who beats up supernatural beings daily can harm other spiritual being, like Stands.

[@philosophysics8150]

Dio's stand has the ability to stop time. Sakuya's ability is the concept of time manipulation. Space-time manipulation. Hers is literally the concept of that.

[@borisjohnson5417]

She can manipulate time with little to no restriction The other guy can stop time for 10 seconds This wouldnt even be a fight

[@listeven1159]

@@borisjohnson5417 not true dio can stop time for inf time

[@listeven1159]

@@borisjohnson5417 10 seconds in the jojo world is like 10 years

[@borisjohnson5417]

@@listeven1159 10 years isnt forever

[@mrpresent5521]

@@borisjohnson5417 it is in the case of a fight

[@XquizetBlix]

I got kind of pissed when they implied Sakuya's pocket watch controls time, but then I remembered "oh yeah no research"

[@Sakuyaizayoi1996]

Sakuya doesn't need the pocket watch to stop time all the time, it's mostly used as a bullet she can freeze time with her mind apparently

[@gokusfanboy4342]

clock vampire slayer vs clock vampire

[@Mr._Sherwood]

The outcome was obvious.

[@0riginal_zer030]

One has a road roller, the other has a ton of silver knives.... It was pretty obvious

[@auggie9912]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure DIO is only weak to sunlight, not silver. Also against most other things, I feel like the ability to drop steamrollers on things would be more useful than a bunch of knives.

[@OMario5858]

She is not a vampire slayer, she is actually housekeeper from a vampire family

[@akifaiman7388]

Xer actually sakuya was a vampire slayer, she got defeated by members of house of scarlet, i cant remember who but she got offered to be the maid instead of being killed

[@inktouhou]

Imagine getting tricked and losing the fight the same way twice

[@theepicvideosrcomin]

It's pretty clear that this fight was during the day, therefore, Dio dies anyways.

[@JakVox]

Maybe it's just a very well lit street at night? Idfk this series isn't meant to make sense

[@CaptainDoomsday]

+BattleRedTexan It was never addressed, but I wonder if DIO expected to be immune to sunlight upon fully healing Jonathan's body, or he was boasting about utter immortality shortly before he'd have to flee back indoors.

[@nananaahoou9123]

+BattleRedTexan Dio not die, he is kicked to the moon by Kenshiro in next one minute melee

[@IANDURBECK]

+Captain Doomsday He isn't, his body may be Jonathan's but he's still a vampire. At the end of Stardust Crusaders, DIO's body is killed when the sun rises. That's how DIO trully died

[@CaptainDoomsday]

IANDURBECK It was, but there's still the slight possibility that it was only because of his weakened state of having been exploded that it worked. The OVA also had him technically move through sunlight unharmed, though it was in Time Stop, and the OVA got a lot of things wrong, including also making him immune to Hamon. I'd still guess that he'd die from sunlight at full strength more readily.

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

I knew the "Timestop to stop the 4th wall timer right at the last second" trope was gonna happen, but it is still so badass when it happens

[@scottishhunter9law418]

Poor Dio. First Jotaro steals his time stop and now Sakuya steals all his knives

[@鈴木百合子-y5h]

DIO died to a DIO reference

[@ralseidreemurr8744]

More like Sakuya steal his road roller

[@hetohitoia560]

@@鈴木百合子-y5h ironic

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

now we wait for someone to steal his head squid parasite

[@akirachristopheryrigan18]

Expected for a maid with pads

[@hihi-nm3uy]

>sakuya comes back home remilia: “why are you covered in dust” sakuya: “ancient vampire with punching ghost threw a transit line at me dw, just another day in gensokyo”

[@scheelesgreen4788]

remilia:"understandable have a great day"

[@sawe6051]

@@scheelesgreen4788 night*

[@kjcomputer]

"dont inhale the dust or else you become immortal"

[@Green_Falcon]

Sakuya isn't a stand user, she shouldn't be able to see the punching ghost

[@sawe6051]

@@Green_Falcon Alley Hands were also not a stand user yet they were able to see and grab killer queen

[@shegonyoom5576]

after watching the entirety of JJBA i still say Sakuya won. DIO only lost because he didn't do his "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[@inawarminister]

@@emeraldashborers4261 >sakuya >loli >schoolgirl Huh? She's a vampire hunter who might or might not be a Lunarian. Either way, she's old.

[@perfectlyinhuman]

Can she see Dios stand though? i thought it was supposed to be invisible

[@perfectlyinhuman]

i don’t really know much about these two except he’s a vampire, she’s a vampire hunter, and they both use knives and stop time

[@arkhilean7427]

@@perfectlyinhuman No, she can't see it. Even in this video she didn't see it, however she can still hurt it thanks to her attacks that are antispirit.

[@totozhu4543]

Well it’s only speculated that she was a vampire hunter, but even if she was, she was able to survive a fight against a vampire that can manipulate fate, so she’s pretty durable

[@gensuskyo2581]

Dio: Strength - House level, could barely destroy road roller with hundred of punches Speed - Slower than a car (had to get in a car to travel, relative to Jotaro who throws knife because he can’t chase a car). Don’t bring me his combat speed becuz that’s attack speed, his reaction speed is also relative to Jotaro reaction and Jotaro couldn’t predict the blood hit on his eyes (they are slow as hell) Durability - above average human, not even house level (got his leg cut off by normal glasses) Hax - The world (9s max) Iq - Down syndrome Biq - bro think his vegeta 😂 Dio - House level with base & Multi houses level with hax Sakuya: Strength - Multiversal+ (has to be lowest at the level to hurt demon and celestial with knives) Speed - infinity to immeasurable (total control of time & space), that including travel speed & reaction because she can just keep speeding her own speed up Durability - Multiversal+ (tank blackhole ez & more) Hax - Time & Space Iq - dumb but acts smart (don’t know what is oxygen) Biq - no one cares but she is prob smarter than dio Sakuya - Multiversal level (base) & High Complex Multi with hax Conclusion -> Sakuya destroys Dio beyond negative difficulty

[@uok3561]

Facts

[@Just_Rika3143]

The sakuya iq part is so true (even youmou is smarter lmao) 😭🙏

[@Aiden-jb1mx]

Ah yes, the battle against people that both stops time *jotaro would like to know your location*

[@FmixitWasTaken]

Part 4 Jotaro wants to know your location

[@FmixitWasTaken]

Part 5 Jotaro wants to know your location

[@FmixitWasTaken]

Part 6 Jotaro wants to know your location

[@strawspring9677]

@@FmixitWasTaken jotaro is not on part 5, also STAR PLATINUM wants to know your location so he can do: STAR FINGER

[@OGPepsiman]

@@strawspring9677 A cameo of Jotaro is

[@schmoss7094]

Why does my waifu always have to lose?

[@richardwalker2881]

You mean husbando, you see waifu is for female, whilst husbando is for male

[@schmoss7094]

No He isnt my husbando He is my waifu And my spirit animal

[@schmoss7094]

No Im a dio lover Dio is something greater than man

[@d.geodragonoblitasx3836]

+TheSupremePillow Probably you re meaning a Gendebend Dio Right?

[@schmoss7094]

Ssh Dont questionn it

[@kelixbro3456]

That is not how you ask a girl out DIO

[@thevagabond5017]

Kelixbro34 Step 1 : Kiss her Step 2 : KONO DIO DA

[@kelixbro3456]

Cherry Person Yes

[@ekkonus5719]

Oh, so you DON'T throw a bus at a girl you like. Gotcha.

[@EnigmaticSoulExplorer]

KI NI ITTA

[@easterntitan8308]

I’ve seen worse pick up lines.

[@Hazel564]

fun fact:sakuya time manipulation is so strong that it can affect hourai immortals that is stated to be independent from the concept of reality,space-time,fate,etc also she is immume to time stop herself as she can move normally in a place where the flow of time is frozen and a place that exist outside time,causality and history another thing her weakness where she is unable to 100% reverse time only put them back to the place they used to be is not an ability weakness rather its because of gensokyo. Gensokyo have different physical and time law compared to outside world making time reversal in gensokyo near impossible(keine manage to reverse time at slow rate in gensokyo using one of her spell card) so her time manipulation ability will be stronger if she is outside gensokyo well she manage to exist gensokyo once and end up in lunar capital just to get beaten up by a random girl that is using the power of gods

[@Sakuyaizayoi1996]

good job explaining it because idiots make it like she's weak

[@arkavick]

Love how the timer stops during the time stops

[@spark9372]

That was a cool detail

[@limobs]

Sakuya and Dio: *throwing knifes Copyright:

[@lylevillanueva8624]

Sakuya : Unforgivable DIO : Useless

[@Fubukio]

I'm pretty sure Dio would've died before the fight even start... ...because daytime.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

To be honest, I think we can overlook that one. But yes, he should be a pile of ash by now.

[@smugglefish8171]

Fubukio Nah they sparkle

[@smugglefish8171]

Clownpiss For President I was being sarcastic

[@Fubukio]

Dio sparkles from his pure fabulous-ness, not sunlight.

[@freetoplayking7362]

dio aint no pansy and if you say otherwise well.................. look above you if you say so

[@raymiku5371]

As the strongest maid Sakugoat 🔪🍷🗿fought the fraud king of gae Dio 🏳️‍🌈🧛‍♂️ she began to open her the world ⏱🌏 Dio shrunk back in fear 😰 and then Sakugoat said “stand proud Dio, you’re strong” 🔥 💪🏻

[@Phantasma6621]

Dio is the biggest fraud that nobody will ever be

[@eastern_hakurei5584]

Dio: noooo! I can’t just lose to a maid! The world is the ultimate stand that will rule everything! Sakuya: 🍷 🗿

[@uok3561]

Weak aura: FAKE!! DIO SHOULD HAVE WON BECAUSE SAKUYA IS NOT A STAND USER!! 😡 😢 Strong aura: no🍷 🗿

[@Aedlmonrl]

"Nah, I'd take hundreds of knives to the stomach" FrauDio

[@NegaPlayer1]

Dio fans: This is unfair!! Why did you put Dio instead of DIO OH !!😡 😭

[@blueishcheesecake6038]

Then giorno comes in like “dad, when are we going to mcdonalds”

[@D-Ender]

And then Dio like "not now son, your sister try to kill me"

[@Sikosas]

@@D-Ender Aunt *

[@funky7127]

the oh no battle

[@Colors82]

Mcktonaldasu

[@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410]

@@Sikosas Mother*

[@tylerdobbins2617]

I'm convinced only godly people like Ronald McDonald can stand a chance against sakuya at this point

[@addabledragon515]

Over heaven

[@touhoufan7061]

RAN RAN RUUU

[@grandpabell2940]

Or Steve from Blue's Clues

[@bluecow7883]

@@grandpabell2940 Yes yes yes yes *YES*

[@satsukir1n]

What about shaggy?

[@ralphmedino2497]

That moment you realize that sakuya is just DIO except she's high on higher dimensional status drugs.

[@nekotorin]

Ralph Medino DIO on steroids

[@steelers0398]

Eirin's shady drugs

[@elbinopaper4629]

DIO, except she uses back ally drugs instead of normal ones

[@yamiyomizuki]

She was very much based on dio

[@b1ackp3n]

Sakuya was developed before Dio, so, it's DIO based off Sakuya

[@MBValentine]

And thus began my love for the touhou series

[@Mepphy99]

Oh now I understand who Giorno’s mother is

[@Freashplayer]

DIO: Hey another time stopper... Wanna smash? Sakuya: Sure.

[@captainhuntank7963]

my guess is she would take that as "brutal fight" not "lets create Giorno to have him take out a mafia boss with a stand that has my own battlecry"

[@Brian-xe1gd]

Well I mean, he is half Japanese... Wait, NANI!?

[@theonlychickensama8353]

They must have been disappointed then when their kid didn't even inherit time stopping from either of them

[@captainhuntank7963]

i think they wouldn't mind since their kid could CREATE LIFE OUT OF SOMETHING ELSE, dio would find that useful

[@A_Dead_Bird]

Looks like the maid...cleaned up.

[@apullcan]

DAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

[@RevengedSevenfold]

+abe lindsey-paek Your icon makes your reply so much better than average.

[@404sutibi7]

+RevengedSevenfold Thats so true! Omfg, I'm crying from laughter

[@edberaga6357]

the perfect maid~~

[@Rofloflcopta]

KONO DIO DA

[@veryvery5319]

Dio:that how I meet your mother giorno

[@azd25]

She is your sister ,Giorno.

[@evangamer0073]

@@azd25 what's going on giorno

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

Whats new giorno?

[@bgm7130]

Thats how alabama works

[@UncleMerlin]

I, Giorno Giovana, am going to commit Alabama

[@elgoblino2761]

returned to this vid and I'm just laughing my ass off at how many JoJo fans saying Dio should've won, and I can assure you it's blessing that he even lasted that long. I am not biased towards Sakuya cause I'm a fan of both series :/

[@HotaruMitsuki101]

People are actually butthurt about this? Guys, no research is involved. I wouldn't be surprised if the winner was chosen via coin flip.

[@henryt3301]

Mitsuki Horenake They choose the winner with a popularity poll, actually.

[@piccolo56000]

Henry T lol really? but i thought it was a cool and i am a jojo fan

[@BortaMaga]

Although they still have to know each character's abilities so Dio doesn't shoot Kamehameha.

[@sixrig8136]

Mitsuki Horenake You do know that this was animated by someone who is a touhou fan, right?

[@BortaMaga]

+sixrig Just because the Touhou character win doesn't mean it's animated by a Touhou fan. The result of 1 Minute Melee is either by voting or more likely just completely random.

[@LabMatt]

The comment section of every OMM in a nutshell: "Character X should have won." "Do you know what Character Y is capable of?" "No, but Character X still should have won!"

[@NaraOfCambodia]

Yeah XD

[@NRVNQSRR]

Because daytime.

[@jakememegod6488]

You got a point

[@AffyMoon]

Yeah and it's annoying as hell

[@JordanCreaser29]

Like that Sasuke vs Riku