One of the best Al Bundy quotes

[@rao420]

"don't try to understand women, only women understand women and they hate each other" AL bundy

[@u3pyg]

That's not Al. That's Fraiser...

[@trentvlak]

I understand women, and I like them.

[@thefallenknight2354]

@@trentvlak🤡

[@liatborenblum1921]

​@@trentvlak😂😂😂😂😂

[@nobody5228]

​@@liatborenblum1921 what's so funny

[@charlespratt8663]

I used to think Married with Children was hilarious. Until I got married and had children. I realize now it was actually a public service announcement.

[@bkrgls]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stansimp838]

Ain't that the truth. Lol

[@jeffreysimmons1084]

So true

[@MrWeareone777]

So true yet we idiots still go ahead and do it.

[@MrWeareone777]

Luke Austin You're the smart one 👍Yet i don't regret having my kids. My 2 sons are my best mates 🍺 🍻🍺

[@andrewcastillo3110]

"Look, Peg; either feed me or feed me to something, I just want to be part of the food chain."

[@bravo915]

I use this one often

[@titanfighter117]

You think Carol Baskin was told that? Possibly his last words.

[@lpg12338]

LOL! 🤣

[@kaecake9575]

"I want to love women like how I love my dogs. My dogs need me but they don't act like they don't." ~Patrice O'Neal

[@MrAatami]

"So I was driving home.. lord knows why"

[@Atomic_Mayhem21]

“Oh thank you! I’ll be back for one more request. It involves a thunder bolt ⚡️ and Uh.” 👉🏻*points at peg*

[@justluilui8893]

as a young man I pitied that man. as an adult I envy him. huge house,cool neighbors, classic car, hot wife that always wants to have sex, good looking kids, stable job, has a family life as well as an active social life.... man what a life, what a legend!

[@newfie4320]

Not to forget, scored four touchdowns in a single game

[@lmc4964]

a real life homer simpson lol

[@artzarr5032]

@@lmc4964 And he's a shoe salesman. He gets to look up pretty girls skirts every day, and then insult the fat land whales.

[@MrAquinas1]

That's because the stage director gives him money on a regular basis silly.

[@cosmicanomaly3416]

@@MrAquinas1 Why does that even cross your mind?? What's the point??

[@tchevrier]

Peg: "hi honey, did you miss me?" Al: "with every bullet so far"

[@emilyadams3228]

Peg, on her way to visit her family: Will you miss me, Al? Al: Not if I use a scope.

[@OmegaWolf747]

Peg: "Maybe you need a bigger gun"

[@michaelbright1218]

The Greatest Line OF ALL TIME. 😎🤣

[@AverageLeagueHack]

Peg: "Rub my feet" Al: "Peg, I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of 'em. 🤣

[@royallison5307]

Yes, But my aim is improving.

[@albundy6008]

My favorite Al Bundy quote: "Pretty women make us want to buy beer, ugly women make us want to drink beer!"

[@gooner4life518]

todd krager that was a great one

[@deathrager2404]

pretty women sell cars, ugly women sell... tennis rackets

[@djuro20]

​@@deathrager2404 minivan not rackets

[@deathrager2404]

@@djuro20 clearly havent seen the show, would remember that quote otherwise. sad

[@djuro20]

@@deathrager2404 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaGso5uPm9yca8U

[@fredmac8247]

They had some good writers on that show.

[@MeelisMatt]

funniest talent ever

[@8Salsa_Dragon8]

Correct

[@josephb375]

All women too

[@fkaiba94]

@@josephb375 was it? Wasn't that black guy Mike moye the main writer?

[@josephb375]

@@fkaiba94 yea you ryt gud on ya mate

[@buckrodgers1162]

My favorite speech from Al has to be: Al: See, healthy people are like dinosaurs, their not fit to survive. Jim's body couldn't handle the burgers, and bon bons, and pastry suckins like real Americans. You see Peg we, are the truly strong. Peg: You really think so Al? Al: Absolutely. Al: See that cockroach there? Peg: That one? Al: No, that one.... Well any one of them. You don't see them carrying off a can of wheat germ do you? Kelly: 'Gurm' dad. Al: Thank you pumpkin. So Peg let's all follow the example of our friend the cockroach; They where here before man, and they'll be here after man. You know why? They eat crap. And I say; Anything that's good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family.

[@trevordelepine7708]

All time favorite bundy quote: “it’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat”

[@xMCxVSxARBITERx]

Some women need to hear this, honestly! 😅😂🙈

[@alexandre_am]

I have some 15 all time favorite quote, and that's surely one of them!

[@aidand420]

It's my top quote!

[@pozytywnawibracja17]

Dress is the Victim

[@jonmyers8046]

Amen! 😂

[@mistercool3859]

What I like about this show: Al showed he could be charming Peg showed she could be a good housewife Bud showed he could get the girl Kelly showed she could be smart Marcy showed she could be sexy Steve showed he could have a backbone Jefferson showed he could get a job And Buck showed he could be obedient

[@bobbyhood101]

But none of them chose to be those things for long, it's just required to much effort! HA HA

[@gm817187]

Good observation. The Bundys, no one can come in between them.

[@DakariKingMykan]

And WE could find some other sitcom to watch and relate to. But we choose not too... why... because we like to show Al how happy we are at how unhappy he is.

[@MrAquinas1]

He was unhappy? I watched because I wanted someone to be envious of.

[@thomaspayne6866]

I really like this post. It’s something I hadn’t noticed as a kid

[@JasonL77]

My favorite Al quote is “As long as there have been women, there have been men doing stupid things to impress them.”

[@shotimefans808]

Aka simp 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡

[@Tim.1113]

Men walk into the gym and see a pretty lady and say oh I think I’m going to start the workout by benching oh let’s see, 9 tons.

[@TheCaptainFatBelly]

"Never try and understand women, women understand women, and they hate each other." ~Al bundy

[@adamwalker1225]

The show ended about 25 years ago but the jokes are still beyond of the time.

[@kenp7814]

Best Al Bundy Quote ....... "Breastfeeding is a Natural Act" .... "So is peeing but they won't let me do that in public"

[@TimDyck]

Ken P "A man is a man for his whole life but a woman is only sexy until she becomes his wife." Al Bundy

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.". Al Bundy.

[@Broockle]

"You would say that to my face?" "I would say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas"

[@exb.r.buckeyeman845]

They do in France.

[@eliasabi-elias8501]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Emily00Strange]

I miss older comedies, when writing was seen as jokes. Even though they would receive hate mail, they didn't give in & pander to those who were offended.

[@motodog242]

Yea… comedy has always pandered to an audience, you just happened to be in that audience back then. There’s also so many genres of comedy that blanketing them with “old” and “new” is beyond barbaric, lol.

[@TheGhostofMrArthurs]

@@motodog242 fair enough, but the audience that gets pandered to today is in the minority, and are the loudest.

[@pexeq]

@@TheGhostofMrArthurs And they never laugh, they're always miserable.

[@Matt-of2eq]

They were constantly battling standards. Your perception isn't accurate. The religious right was as anti-free speech as the new left. People just forget

[@ZackDAngelo]

All these years later and the jokes are still funny. Classic

[@INFERNO95]

Because Al Bundy try to warn us the dark future that was instore for us but we didn't listen.

[@stefanhammel192]

Wow and you thought it were jokes😂😅

[@WhyKnot-lr1kk]

Actually, all these years and the stupid jokes are still stupid.

[@axhegrat5109]

It really hurt to see that show come to an end. Without a doubt, it was the funniest show EVER. There will never be a show that would even come close. To say that Ed O'Neill was perfect for that role is an under statement. He was beyond perfect and beyond a Hero.

[@garrygriffy1866]

married with children match game and hollywood squares there will never be another show as good

[@GDS1981]

And that's why every Labor Day, we shall celebrate Al Bud-Day!

[@brandonallen3289]

Al Bundy the ultimate unsung hero.

[@Deftone8sd]

Hands down one of the best sitcom shows ever

[@WhyKnot-lr1kk]

Why, someone needs to get out more. This is one dumb ass show pandering to the brain dead, beer guzzling American idiots

[@webguy943]

Its crazy how these eps still hold up today n still get laughs even after hearing it numerous times amazing.

[@scottscage6409]

Peg: hi honey, how was your day? Al: well, I came home. How good could it have been? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisaw87]

"I'd say it to your face, but my cars only got half a tank of gas"

[@InvestBetter.]

'Why should I be attractive? I'm Married with Children!" Truer words were never spoken.

[@mrmr6622]

They couldn't have a show like this today,,To many cry baby's these day's

[@JC130676]

One major truth in this one: "I'm married with children." Ed O'Neill definitely WAS Married with children, without him the show wouldn't have been nearly as funny.

[@anthonyp8810]

Ed O'Neill was one of the reasons why Married with Children was put on the map and became very successful.

[@raiford5082]

I really do think Ed O' Neill made this show but damn everyone in the cast were all individually funny on their own especially Bud.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Nah, O'Neill was awesome but everyone was lovable and could keep up with Ed. Marcy is the type of woman I dislike and she even had his moments

[@russmartin9549]

Buck was the brains of the operation

[@kascally]

The writers might have had something to do with it.

[@caras2004]

Ed O'Neill should have won an Emmy

[@jaykinzig3532]

Al messing around under the hood of the Dodge. Bud: "Do you even know what your doing in there?" Al: "Now Bud, your starting to sound alot like your mother."

[@ReimondXtheprophet]

"Women. Can't live with them... The end." - Al Bundy

[@stephenusaf6315]

Norm from “Cheers” had a similar line in the 80’s: “Women. Can’t live with them, pass the beer nuts.”

[@frankcastle7036]

“A man’s house is his coffin.”

[@victormontano7148]

Al Bundy, the best and funniest guy, the should bring this show back, not Roseanne.

[@FlashEarth89]

I would say NO to bringing back the show because them disgusting liberals already fucked up Roseanne and she is innocent by the way because they're the racist hypocrites themselves with more racist jokes and I rather have them stay away from Married with Children. Blah! Blah! Blah! TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT too for revealing liberals true selves

[@zxcmvbn]

KiamarMasterT Couldn’t have said it better myself!

[@billygray3194]

"married with grandchildren"🤔

[@JoeCnNd]

Kids aren't like Kelly and bud are now. It wouldn't be the same.

[@hardspumoni6940]

@@FlashEarth89 Thanks for the comedy act!

[@BigBadassR]

The best quote on here isn't Al Bundy. Its Bud Bundy...."Why??"

[@shack8110]

+Big R I also like "Every man's fantasy, to be kept by a woman whose skirt is as short of the lifespan of the man that she chooses". The episodes of the 1st 6 years are filled with hilarious unique quotes.

[@SkinPeeleR]

Nope, Jefferson,"Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you just wrecked."

[@13thvarebel16]

As a married man for many years, it's pretty liberating not having to slick back my hair, put on cologne or swishy clothes or waste time in shitty clubs anymore. It's just a bar of regular soap, a stick of regular deodorant, regular toothpaste and the same-ass haircut for the last 20 years. I've aged into the man I was meant to me and with a good woman still with me by the grace of God I'm lovin' every minute if it...and we both love Al Bundy 😂😂😂

[@MaxHohenstaufen]

I feel some connection with this man. I had a life once. Then, when I was 18, everything changed and I got acquainted with the bottom of the pit. Slowly, through a lot of shit, life was recovering, I had children, a job, a place of my own. Then at the age of 30 another breakdown befallen me. At 30 you don't have the same time to get over yourself and rebuild your life. If you have kids, it's even worse, because you drag them down with you. So, to prevent that, I had to send them away with their mother. As they're better off away from me. And that's how you go from a man standing on his pride to an alcoholic bum. Al Bundy is an inspiration to me..

[@mildmayheadless5217]

Yo man, I hope you aiiight and you came out stronger.

[@edwardthetwentyfifth6462]

Al: I said “no” Bud: Why?!!

[@maryammure5151]

My fave Al Bundy line Marcy: why must you always be so negative? Al Bundy:WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?? .HAHA I always loved the lines directed at Marcy. Lmfao

[@gumshoe7237]

lol in response to that she kicks him in the ankle ..

[@adam-xt8te]

I'm watching MWCh from the beginning. At the end of 3rd season I can't imagine anything better than Al's monologue from episode with librarian (it caused tears in my eyes): "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner."

[@superiorofthein-between8790]

Man, that is inspirational

[@flamencoprof]

Ref. Duckman's best rant.

[@tntkff9901]

"How dare you say that to my face!" "We'll I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!" First time I heard that I didn't stop laughing until the show was over.

[@philneliusharris4189]

‘Once a boy becomes a man, he’s a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.’ Godspeed Reverend Al.

[@mauricioberdugo7693]

Correction..."A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is sexy, until she becomes your wife". Bud's 18th birthday episode!

[@desmondsilva3313]

😂

[@mildmayheadless5217]

Not Gon lie, first time I saw this I almost teared up. Especially the part where he begins to devolve. Felt like all hope left the guy.

[@marcelparker6755]

I almost teared up at the "glasses" episode. The part where he said "I'm an old man... my life is really over..."

[@mildmayheadless5217]

@@marcelparker6755 That episode had me dreading getting spectacles. Haven't got em so far and I hope I won't ever.

[@arryrocks9167]

I do believe this is the quintessential Al Bundy quote and epitomizes the series. Well done Paul.

[@vincentx915]

Amazing how back then this show could get away with so much. And if you did this today, it would've been banned after ten minutes.

[@russmartin9549]

Yeah. U mention, "Hooters, big unz, or the nudie bar " and its rated R

[@motodog242]

*sigh* If Rick and Morty can be on air, a live action recreation of Family Matters is shown on a major network, and SNL regularly does racy things for a live show (which is under the 2nd most SWJ-motivated network, after The CW), then this show would be fine. It’s like people forget that Its Always Sunny on Philadelphia is a show, smh.

[@vincentx915]

@@motodog242 You'd be surprised how many rules, laws and regulations the FCC gave us just to get our series past them today. And if they sent us notes we had to explain why certain elements are important. "Why does that coral look like penis's?" "Because that type of coral looks like that in Nature."

[@Wheelsanstuff]

Have you turned you TV on lately?

[@markfosdick190]

God knows we need another "Al Bundy!!!!"

[@yaronkl]

Deep philosophy: "to be kept by a woman whose skirt is as short as the life span of the man that she chooses."

[@hillbillyentertainment9142]

Watching this show as a kid it was funny, going back and watching the episodes as an adult married for 11 years. Hilarious!

[@wizeguy1000]

Peg ; why are you never taking me to the beach .. Al; What's the point, you still always find your way home

[@darrellbrewer9664]

When people weren't so butt hurt and had a sense of humor

[@BuddhaSunn]

Ah I miss the days before people got “triggered”

[@lowenergyvideos4658]

Best scene I remember from the show was when it opens with Al on the sofa making a sandwich. With toothpaste. The studio audience is clearly freaking out and you here one guy go "No Al NO!" He doesn't eat it because Peg interrupts him. "Ahh Peg what is it? I was about to eat lunch and fight cavities at the same time!"

[@bjchit]

It was Steve that interrupted him. And then bit into the sandwich.

[@whitehorse1253]

One of the best sitcoms ever.

[@im1who84u]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End

[@mejust4742]

It's beautiful.

[@im1who84u]

Glad you liked it. Here is a real life example from non other than Mick Jagger www.thejournal.ie/jerry-hall-first-marriage-bali-mick-jagger-2543524-Jan2016/

[@Jaymurf]

that was the best story I've ever read. thnx

[@R4GNAR0G]

Such a perfect dream, man. So fucking beautiful, I almost cried.

[@zebraxus]

I should make another account, so I can vote you up a second time!

[@markhall7646]

I'd like to see the clip of Al saying: "Life didn't pass me by. It sat on my head."

[@christianbeevers4937]

This guy been in two great sitcoms and both wives were hot lol, great job Ed.

[@boratisgod]

The second sitcom is shit and his wife in that show has zero talent compared to Segal....just has a pair of you know what...

[@drServitis]

According to Wikipedia Ed O'neill was actually an undrafted free agent with the Pittsburgh Steelers, but he got cut in training camp. So after pro-football didn't work out for him he became a substitute social studies teacher while trying to get into acting. Interesting life.

[@ExaltedMarauder]

@@drServitis Just imagine... Al Bundy as your substitue social studies teacher 🤣

[@motodog242]

@@boratisgod Anyways…

[@dcavalli9]

Classic show that helped get me through high school, college, and graduate school. The audience became a big and important part of the show.

[@drServitis]

What's your graduate degree?

[@dcavalli9]

@@drServitis Politics. (Not a "science" where I went. Okay, stop laughing.)

[@drServitis]

@@dcavalli9 Was it worth the time and effort? Are you able to use it, or has it given you better job options? Just curious. Well done in getting an advanced degree.

[@dcavalli9]

@@drServitis It was brutal at times, but I did do some of the best work of my life (at least up to that point). It was a new experience, and I got away from home for a while. (I commuted to my college.) Job-wise, the M.A. helped in some cases, but had no effect in others. These days, I'm hoping to make a transition to being a mechanic. More money. But, yes, I'm glad I did it. Above all, I was happy after 20 years to be finally done with school (starting with nursery school).

[@drServitis]

@@dcavalli9 Sorry for all the questions. Just came across your comment that sparked an interest. In the university I went to they offered a master's in public administration and a master's in political science in the same department. You said your master's is in 'politics'. Do you know how that would differ from the MA in political science? Again, just curious. Hope your switch to being a mechanic pays off for you. You must be a good student to get through everything you've pursued in education.

[@studinthemaking]

everything you need to know about marriage in that one clip

[@kengaroo120]

Death row...till death do we part.

[@nadermajd422]

The older I get the more I can relate to Al Bundy...can I get a wohhhhhh bundyyyy

[@gabrielincognito8855]

Man this show was good.

[@TimpossibleOne]

Al: "I'm married with children" Cinemasins: "Roll credits!"

[@buffalopatriot]

They cut out where he buries his hand in his crotch. [The End].

[@hiredgoon83]

Was thinking that exact same thing.

[@motodog242]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@Randyicdl]

my favorite Bundy quote is the one where he talks about NO Tax on beer.

[@puppicorn9640]

Al Bundy: Does anybody, care that I haven't eaten in days?

[@jackmartin3603]

I like the bathroom episode where she turns the bathroom pink. You tells her change it back Peg and of course she doesn't and he goes in there and unleashes a massive dump, while all the people from her decorating class were in there

[@fletcherhamilton3177]

I always thought this was a really surreal and introspective conclusion, but a warmly affectionate one. The best one in the series' history, maybe.

[@mdl222]

The writing for this show... Just brilliant. I actually learned something from this 😱

[@Lanceawright]

This quote sums up Al Bundy solid. The rest of the episodes try to say this, but Al sorted it out for himself.

[@FraJa1980]

My favorite Bundy quote is considerably longer but includes a similar statement in it Al made at the end of his Christmas poem "Twas the night before christmas, and all trough the house, no food was a-stirring, not even a mouse... Stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die"... Children were plotting, all night in their beds", while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head... But daddy had money, this year in the bank, then the bank closed up early, now dad's in the tank... All of a sudden, Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard! "Santa" i said, you do so much for others, do something for me... "Bundy" he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak thief, your daughter a flooze... "HO HO" said Santa, should i mention your wife? Hair like an A-bomb, nails like a knife! As he climbed up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, even stuck out his tongue I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee, you are *Married with Children*..... and you'll never be free."

[@gumshoe7237]

lmao , I had forgot about this , but now I remember the episode .. omg funny.. . Thank you for posting ..

[@LeewardStudios]

“A man’s home is his coffin”

[@muflatu]

O man, I’ve seen this series for two times and never get bored.

[@scorned230]

Ah, we all get to this point.

[@James-qn3wi]

Best fucking relateable quote ever to be said by a living legend.

[@alanm5090]

That classic line sums up the whole show right there ,I Married with Children LOL😂👍🍻

[@MakoRuu]

Didn't even include the transformation.

[@delpantion6045]

MakoRuu I know that's like the best part right?

[@paladineXD]

MakoRuu that's the cherry on top

[@sstills951]

Yeah I was looking forward to it

[@naldy21b]

Here you go... 👍 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZaaaauVjpqmkM0

[@redacted2275]

Yes, the passage of time is brilliant, looks like Al is rotting lol

[@jerseykaari]

I watched almost every episode during its original run. I had the benefit of all of Al Bundy's wisdom. And yet, still, I went and married a red head. What was I thinking?!?! Oh, right. As Al would say "I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am..."

[@inkga10clan29]

Al Bundy: I’m married with children. Cinemasins: Roll credits.

[@user-dg9kw3jp5d]

People would have a meltdown if this was back on TV now

[@RyonMugen]

There is just SOMETHING about his voice and delivery that makes me want to listen to him talk and talk and talk!

[@holidayeveryday550]

One of my favorite episodes

[@boubou230910]

1.22 "Why?" One of the best ever one word lines!!!!!!!! Simple and deadly hillarious...

[@StirrCrazy90]

Been looking for this clip for a while now, thanks for uploading it.

[@mikekelly607]

He had a line in one show about how women should have a third boob. When his neighbor Steve asked him where he would put it, Al replied: "On her back ... for dancing."

[@StephenDoty84]

Al Bundy on Mr. Rushmore would be a nice artist rendering, along with the Fonz and Ralph Kramden.

[@archangelstormrider3695]

Al was so in your face. It is lacking on tv today

[@bolivarcruz1]

My favorite Peggy: did you miss me Al Al: with every bullet so far

[@jayboogie7956]

That shotgun comment Al made...... "PRICELESS"!

[@woodlandburl6648]

Al is oh so right! And there would be absolutely no better way to put it!

[@BobRooney290]

my fav quote: Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.

[@HollywoodFlashbackOfficial]

Every single episode of Married with children is classic and will live forever!

[@jasonwise6099]

Man I miss this show!!!!

[@dewayneherron459]

Wish we all could live so good

[@crazykellywfo4240]

I'm 32, and i'm beginning to realize nothing I do matters anymore.My time in the sun has come and gone, I'm slowly................... but surely turning into Al Bundy.

[@charlesvandenburgh7008]

You and 99% of the males in this World feel the same way. Life is a cruel joke on all of us.

[@jirivera1999]

One of the best monologues in The shows history.

[@Dice562]

Peg: "Al I'm thirsty" Al: sits on the couch with a miserable look on his face, wipes the sweat off his forehead then flicks it at peg. LMAO! That shit was classic!

[@beakedmonk3981]

Greatest title drop ever.

[@tonynicholas5539]

Greatest sitcom ever

[@MrJherpy1]

The episode where they went to Dumpwater FL. and were being stalked by the serial killer. Al says "Please, don't kill me. Let me go home where I die just a little every day."

[@yogidemis8513]

Al Bundy for President 2024. MSGA (Make Shoes Great Again)

[@JohnMichael-vy6hp]

My fav Al Bundy line..."Sigh..Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard"......

[@tannermaxwell7321]

That's depressing, but informative.

[@execatty]

this and the 8 men out refererence episode...classic

[@TheFace3701]

Like a paradox and self fulfilling prophecy all-in-one.

[@justsumguy2u]

It really is true, though---once you're married (male or female), going out of your way to be attractive is a waste of time....it's not like you have to impress anyone

[@timcue2394]

Ted Mcginley said when he was on the show the show the audience acted like the black hole at a Raider game, totally crazy