One time I dreamt... (tumblr's wildest dreams)

[@sonofaspyder3000]

Not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in my dreams has a scenario resulted in me calling the Ghostbusters. And these dreams were all years apart.

[@IATEALLTHECHEESE]

I've had two dreams like that

[@vehicularmanslaughter1296]

Who you gonna call?

[@Nexility]

did a ghost steal your münny?

[@Sara-xf7ls]

Did other scenarios warrant a call you just didn't pick up the phone? Why three?

[@pt1305]

@@vehicularmanslaughter1296 ghostbusters!!!

[@vxlley_flower5672]

"They may have no names, but there's an identity to be acknowledged" is actually the most coolest, raw line i've ever read. And no matter if it's from a silly little dream, it applies to all creatures alike. Wild. Thanks, Obama.

[@ensemble3647]

What's with dreamland Obama and raw qoutes

[@KonRoge11]

“Most coolest” WATCH YOUR [Graham Cracker] KRIS! THE MOMENT YOU START [Speaking in tongues] IS THE MOMENT YOU LOSE ANY [Round 1! FIGHT] ON THE INTERNET

[@Nowe971]

@@KonRoge11 KRIS! KRIS! KRIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING COMMENTING ABOUT [[Terms And Conditions]]? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME BECOME A [[BIG SHOT]] AND BEAT THE [[&%$@]] OUT OF... Mike...

[@G-Cole-01]

obama really out here going into people's dreams just to say the most profound shit ever then not elaborate

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

@@G-Cole-01 Obama for you there

[@Antifearn]

I recently had a dream that a dark, gritty film reboot of Barney (the dinosaur) was made and it was revealed that Barney was severely allergic to Claritin. If he took it, he would turn into a giant, evil dinosaur named Bernard. The only way Bernard could turn back into Barney was if Bernard ate five children. The film bombed at the box office, and the filmmakers were sued because the film plagiarized Stranger Things multiple times for some reason.

[@l0b0t0myb0ner]

i need to see this movie

[@confusedbutamused5260]

I agree with the comment above this

[@LycanMOON]

Ok but like I’m gonna go do a small animatic about this I’ll see you in a year-

[@Maddy-pw2ot]

BERNARD

[@esobelisk3110]

I want to watch this so bad

[@xo.elle.taylorsversion]

"Dream did a face reveal and he was just a skinner, beardless version of Giga Chad" she has predicted the future, but forgot the Lord Farrquad in him.

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

They did. But honestly, with a beard imo his jawline looks a little softer (then again I do live in a fever dream state 99% of the time so I could’ve been hallucinating this) I think he looks good with a soft jawline 🤷

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

I don’t think Dream looked that bad The problem is that the Dream stans were expecting him to look like Handsome Squidward or something

[@childeofepickness]

@@not-so-obvious_autism777meanwhile his haters were expecting him to look like the stereotypical discord mod. he just looks ok

[@alicethemad1613]

He looks like a discount brand Robert Pattinson

[@merlinriches]

Once I had a dream where I didn't know I was dreaming. I was stuck in my room and the lights were red and dim. Every time I tried to do anything like turn the lights on properly or leave the dream would warp and because I thought I was awake I thought I had gone crazy. Scariest dream I've ever had.

[@moonbowcraze1632]

Dude one time i dreamt of my vision being warped and i was scared. Then i woke up and realised it was a dream. Then the actual dream ended.

[@iliansarigo1969]

I've had dreams where the light is too dim and they were some of the worst feeling dreams I've ever had the reason I was having them was because I was thirsty and or overheating irl

[@godmodeextreme]

I died in one, and then became a ghost. I woke up believing myself to still be a ghost, at least for a few seconds, before reality kicked in.

[@bigglebon5956]

Sounds like the backrooms but ok

[@Чхл]

Maybe.. it was a sleep paralysis?

[@ruskah0307]

as a British person, I agree with that dream about banning the name "United Kingdom", my only criticism is we should also remove the name "Great Britain" since that implies this place is great

[@josephb.4640]

They say that the Brits started an empire to find a better place to live outside of their cruddy, rainy island.

[@ruskah0307]

@@josephb.4640 it's not rainy as much as it is grey

[@charliekahn4205]

At this point it's just gonna be called England

[@esobelisk3110]

@@charliekahn4205 but what about the other bits

[@charliekahn4205]

@@esobelisk3110 independent

[@Creepy_shortcake]

The post at 11:23 about the talking cat kind of made me sad. I hope that op will reunite with their dream cat.

[@dragonflames0773]

I once dreamt about a robot that worked on a farm and had a wholesome life and then a pair of aliens came and tried to convince the robot to go with them and fight in the space war or something in return for a soul and the robot said some deep quote like “no soul at all is better than an evil soul” and at some point the aliens chased the robot through a local shopping centre and stole dresses as disguises and the aliens were sleazy and were the physical embodiment of the phrase: “*slides into your dms ;)*” I remember waking up and being really impressed with the quote the robot said. None of the characters even had names.

[@stuartblittley3531]

that is such a cool idea. can i just say looking through these comments has given me so many story ideas?

[@catbatrat1760]

@@stuartblittley3531 Agreed. Dreams are a _gold mine_ of story ideas.

[@Pandie2828]

This reminds me of Star Wars and that one scene from Merlin: "Better to serve a good man than to rule with an evil one"

[@vrm4965]

thats a cool dream

[@zakosist]

I feel that should be a movie or something

[@jentacularbudget2287]

“Beauty brings out the insanity in us all” - Kim K, in my dream.

[@mintyflores7378]

I once had a dream where I was in a super market and I was sliding around on floor, bouncing between aisles and wiping out customers and employees. I give someone called the police because I took out a few of them too. It was great and I hope I get that dream again.

[@rtlpejelagarto]

When I read this, the Mario 64 slide theme played on my head and I can't stop laughing

[@Haunted_Plush]

*"he's too bouncy to be kept alive"*

[@Nightsjourneyofdreams]

I just imagined a person to be earth worming around fast but instead of butt up it was face up, emitting goo everywhere like a snail

[@kibwel.parker6042]

Your dream made me remember a dream where I ate wings at a Kroger that I realized belonged to an employee who I paid. I detailed the whole dream in the comments section

[@celadonandroid3163]

11:06 op had a premonitory dream

[@DarnGuy35]

truly

[@zo6679]

Dr. Bright was my adopted dad/mom and we went on a road trip to Ohio while an evil lesbian chased us because he possessed her cat. He sat in the dashboard and gave me a speech about gender dysphoria.

[@MoonLightOfficialOwO]

Sounds like a normal day with Dr. Bright

[@Kattyedits422]

"Dr Bright is NOT allowed to possess someone's cat whilst in Ohio"

[@hithere2477]

Parenzt*

[@Indiegamefan-1987]

DR BRIGHT 😭💀

[@turtlespeedrunner]

Just saw the name "Dr. Bright" and new it was going to be wacky.

[@leafyztar]

That dream face reveal one definitely had something magical about it

[@jadetheslime3140]

timestamp?

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

@jadetheslime3140 11:06

[@cryptid221]

I once had a dream where Neil cicierega (the creator of lemon demon and potter puppet pals) was secretly living inside my house and took me to an abandoned barn where he gave a whole “drugs are bad” talk to a bunch of small children in the freezing cold rural weather

[@notasussybaka8558]

i didnt expect to see neil cicerega mentioned here but im so glad i did

[@rtlpejelagarto]

Bold of you to asume he is not in your walls at this very moment

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Honestly this is just normal neil behavior

[@Selfdestructingwii]

I am very glad to see a fellow lemon demon fan.

[@vortex_all9055]

what a hero neil is first a computer fighter and now he is doing drug psa's for orphans in a barn how wonderful of him

[@BeeNot_afraid]

11:11 how did they know they predicted everything

[@YuktubeIsDaFunniOne]

IKR

[@solitair601]

Tumblr users have the gift of prophecy from Apollo

[@ella_cupcake]

Me and my siblings were watching this show that was actually a supervillain plot. They had kidnapped a bunch of hero’s and put them in a cooking competition. My mom needed to run some errands at the national park that was like 10 minutes away from our house and I decided to go with her. Then one of my friends texted me to hang out half way through the drive there so I asked my mom to take me home. She agreed, but as we were turning around we got in a car chase with someone, I think maybe the joker? Next thing I know me and Batman were fighting the Joker, who was part of hydra, and had these weird watery creatures who could mind control you if they touched you, so we had to figure out how to defeat them but not touch them. Then I woke up and told my family about it. We spent half an hour discussing which DC hero’s would win a cooking competition

[@confusedbutamused5260]

Thats sounds really interesting

[@mintyflores7378]

Write this movie and make the villain Gordon Ramsey alter ego

[@TheEmeraldKhaos]

Out of curiosity did you ever come to a conclusion on which dc hero would win a cooking competition?

[@itspienoon7883]

I'd argue that The Flash and Green Lantern would be the best a cooking you a quick meal, easily

[@Antifearn]

I think Alfred would be a wonderful contestant on a cooking show. I can imagine him on Guy’s Grocery Games being the only person who pushes the cart normally rather than flying or running super fast. He would also be the only one who actually cooks with the stove and provided utensils rather than using super powers or weapons. Guy Fieri would never bring up Alfred being the only contestant not breaking any rules, and no one would be disqualified.

[@Mazerwolf]

Oh my gosh, Dreams face reveal was revealed in a dream

[@Law01YT]

Apollo and the volleyball of prophecy strike yet again

[@FriskDrinksBrisk]

Dreamception

[@SomeDudeCauseYes]

your pfp is also a dream (hope you get it)

[@sarahvanburen7819]

9:04 They could call that short film "In a Pickle!" Also, the moral of this story is that all of your brains are a whole lot funnier than you give them credit for.

[@rebathefairy193]

Honestly though I would love to see that

[@PxPtheBook]

*Insert Pickle Rick joke here*

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Somebody tell Disney this we need to make this short canon and real and when it's done when the short is finished production we can tell and show joey

[@sua9002]

I don't know why, but the shadow blob one genuinely got me emotional. something about it just, is comforting but also depressing.

[@monkewithinternetaccess6107]

One time I dreamt an entire day of school. Nothing unusual (except for the fact that apparently the inkspots were planned to be the live band at homecoming) it was literally just a regular school-day, if you don’t count the implied necromancy.

[@EliEnby]

implied necromancy is a very fun combination of words asbsdnjl

[@catbatrat1760]

That last part sounds like an AO3 tag.

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

_Implied_ necromancy???

[@Devilcakes]

What was implied about it

[@splinteredthoughts23]

Implied necromancy because the Inkspots are very dead.

[@dewmilk7266]

I once had a nightmare with like a big slasher-style vampire with glowing red eyes chasing me and I tried to force myself to wake up. The scene changed to a train track with the vampires voice laughing and saying “did you really think that would work?” I then woke up fr and I never attempted to lucid dream my way out of my nightmares again lol

[@ohno8398]

Currently delirious with illness, and none of these feel too weird anymore, perhaps we are peering into alternate realities 👁

[@normalitaendahsafitri2178]

Honestly, that could be a possibility

[@meowzfever]

Oh damn same Probably the best condition to watch this in

[@chocobear4078]

@@normalitaendahsafitri2178 considering how my dreams are I wouldn't be surprised

[@gingerizard3262]

Unrelated but I thought it said “peeing into alternate reality”

[@vehicularmanslaughter1296]

Oh god, that almost makes this reality downright delightful

[@fairycat23]

5:30 Kirsten Dunst, Emma Stone, and Zendaya in "Weed-Smoking Girlfriends."

[@jewelminess]

i actually vividly remember a dream that i had when i was like.. 4 or so?? it's one of my earliest memories so in the dream, little 4-year-old me was sleeping on the couch and woke up upon hearing yelling. basically what'd happened is that nobody could find my dad and they were looking for him. so i, being the hero that i was, crawled underneath my dad's bed to look for him, with the rest of my family urging me to "be careful" as i did. as i kept crawling around under the bed, i realized that underneath my dad's bed was a whole apartment complex. i went around knocking on all of the doors asking people if my dad was here. they all said no, until i knocked on one door and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS answered. i asked spongebob if he'd seen my dad, and he told me that my dad was in an apartment down the hall. i told him thanks and went to that apartment. when i entered, my dad was there watching TV, and little 4-year-old me told him that everyone had been looking for him. so he agreed to come out from under the bed, and we jumped in a CAR and started DRIVING THROUGH THE APARTMENT COMPLEX. i noticed spongebob waving to me as we passed by his apartment, and i waved back. eventually, me and my dad drove out from underneath the bed, and the rest of my family thanked me for finding him and told me how "brave" i was for going under the bed looking for him. then i woke up lmao. i was quite the imaginative child

[@BinglesP]

About time Hide n’ Seek got a sequel

[@thebirdbrained.]

You were a hero.

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

nah man that wasnt a dream.

[@layalsaleh4103]

as spongebob squarepants, i can confirm that this was not a dream and, in fact, actually happened.

[@LocalUglyDuckl1ng]

reminds me of this time I had a dream at like 3 or 4 and had dropped a coin into the deck. My parents told me we could get it back. I went down a red slide under the deck. I did, infact get the coin.

[@trans-serif]

11:06 APOLLO YOU CANNOT KEEP GIVING THESE RANDOM PEOPLE THE GIFT OF PROPHECY

[@WoRm_WoRm222]

DANG IT APOLLO

[@janarenger3938]

One time as a kid I had a sort of lucid dream (I had those a lot as a young kid) where me and my family were watching a really old school, like black with pink pixels, hello kitty movie. I found it really scary for some reason and wanted to stop it. I reminded myself that I was dreaming and that I should let it go, but I just couldn't. I kept trying to get the dvd out or stop the movie, and tried reminding myself that it was MY dream, so I should be able to control it. After a while I managed to stop the dream and ended up in my bedroom. Then, I started to notice things in my room that weren't in my actual room, like REALLY obvious things, and I concluded that I was still sleeping. I woke myself up again and I was in my actual room this time. Another time I dreamed that I was a medieval orphan boy. I walked into the shop of an old woodworker, who was my father figure, and he smashed a dragon egg (it was the size of a chicken egg) against my back, so I had a slimy baby dragon on my back. Also, the royal family was corrupt and wanted to flood the kingdom, so the entire town fled into a wooden watertower type thing. Anyways, I don't exactly remember what things were actually from that dream, because years later that world is an extended universe in my head that I want to start writing about, but I defnitely remember those two things were from my original dream.

[@nikisweird7705]

omg i've had dreams with such complex worlds that i want to write stories about them too

[@stuartblittley3531]

i usually don’t write stories that revolve around comedy or anything like that but i had this dream back in july, and our house was so hot hot i laid on the couch and passed out, and had this dream where basically in the 1940’s aliens were aware of earth and wanted to know things about the people so they could blend in and gain intel, so there was thing game show called One Truth and Two Lies! and the aliens killed the host and replaced his with an alien who was literally a carbon copy, exact lookalike of the guy, and no one suspecting anything. the show carried on and the alien game show host would ask the questions and every time they’d answer he’d send it back to his alien supervisors and they were gathering more and more intel on how to blend in with humans and no one suspecting a thing. this show was like in black and white and there would be that laugh track in the background and i don’t remember the logistics of the game but basically it was a little like family feud in the sense where they’d send out a survey and the survey asked the average American man to send in one truth and two lies and the people on the show had to guess the truth and the lies. because before this dream i played a game of one truth two lies with my brother, so i guess that’s cool. i don’t know, i just really like that idea of an alien game show host in the 40’s. lol long rant

[@vehicularmanslaughter1296]

Reading these make me feel a little less crazy, I used to and still kinda do lucid dream a lot, and the weird shit the mind comes up with is mind blowing and very very unsettling

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Oh hey! I get all my writing ideas from dreams too! They're a good source of material

[@marseillejoh]

11:42 idk why but this one made me cry a little.

[@juliefarrell6688]

I was at my dad's house, with my entire family and other people. Monsters kept coming from the roads and we had to fight them. I was regularly thrown into the air for some reason. I was never hurt. In fact, it felt like flying. I liked that part a lot. Also the monsters were straight out of Dragon Quest Builders 2. It was actually a really fun dream. We built and cooked and ate outside on the driveway. Like, we litteraly just put the food on the driveway and ate. We could build an entire second house but not a table apparently. The food was on plates and bowls and we could sit anywhere on the driveway. Fun dream

[@ahlamkastiro3154]

I’m the 50th like :D

[@juliefarrell6688]

@@ahlamkastiro3154 Cool! Wanna join us for driveway dinner?

[@ahlamkastiro3154]

@@juliefarrell6688 sure

[@shinekitten7669]

omg i love dragon quest builders 2

[@juliefarrell6688]

@@shinekitten7669 YES! I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE! PLEASE JOIN US FOR DRIVEWAY DINNER!

[@catontheroof6926]

I had a dream when my mom came home from the hospital after giving birth, and when I saw the baby he looked like my grandpa with a full on mustache and curly hair he used to have in his old pictures (he still has the mustache though, he’s 58). He said hello in a deep voice and when I woke up I laughed so hard and told my mom about it. We still joke about him ‘till this day.

[@achromaticism]

My dreams are usually really weird and rambly and the ones that aren’t generally turn out to be distressing, but I did have this notably [trippy?] one where I dreamt that one of my friends had died, I was really sad about it, before realizing that I was dreaming, got extremely relieved, until I realized people can die irl and started freaking out. Also, one where I cosplayed zhongli from genshin impact. i don’t remember anything else but I’ve decided to treat it as prophetic so I’m now gonna cosplay him when i go to my first ever anime convention in july

[@worlds_end_girl]

i only have really weird dreams too. hope you have fun btw!! im going to my first con in may as ayaka

[@Antifearn]

Omg I have had prophetic dreams as well! I have brought items for my room just because I had dreamt about them being there.

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

I also had a prophetic dream that involved Zhongli...Sort of So you see, I was really desperate on getting Zhongli on his 1.1 banner that I actually dreamt I got him. I actually did got him but on his first rerun, who would have thought?

[@lilkumiho]

@@worlds_end_girlmatryoshka pfp!

[@iamslowlydevolving]

I admire how simple these people's dreams are. If their dreams are anything like mine, then they skipped over several unnamed characters, some superpowers, an SCP, and a ridiculous amount of plot twists.

[@nasibawan5384]

Bro fr, my dreams could turn into freaking movies

[@Ezr4_1n_w0nd3rl4nd]

So I'm not the only one?

[@captaindarksign3589]

@@Ezr4_1n_w0nd3rl4nd no

[@th0rne_999]

And so many 'there was a cat suddenly, but it was my mom and it made sense' moments

[@Confusion372]

me but the SCP is replaced with a long period of crying

[@idk369]

Once I had a dream about a kawaii girl who had three pink rabbits and went around slaying lovecraftian horror creatures with a katana.

[@mothbrainedindividual]

Sounds like the plot of an anime

[@characookie241]

Kirby

[@k1zm3t]

one time i dreamt i was wandering through a mansion. there were signs saying "don't talk to the pink squirrel" but i found them (and talked to them)!! they looked like an alternate timeline tumblr sexyman and they were having a tea party

[@gingerizard3262]

Hey you should draw them

[@k1zm3t]

@@gingerizard3262 omg yes

[@ObeyLucifer]

did u draw them yet

[@aydenrw2719]

You talked to the pink squirrel. you have doomed us all

[@atseptic]

why are there so many fellow deltarune fans in the comments

[@BinglesP]

Dreams I have saved in my Notes App’s “Dream Journal” note: -CN made a Problem Solverz reboot to stop the original show getting hate, but all they did was remove Horace and change the backgrounds to be weirdly realistic -I was locked inside a classroom so I pirated a game onto a school iPad to pass the time. The anti-piracy measure? Getting magically teleported to J.J. McCullough’s house -I was watching a VHS with my mom about some building with hidden treasure. We went there and it looked like a giant, aged bathtub -There was a convention called “Imagivision!” that was also a theater, but the only screening room didn’t have the silver screen itself. Instead, there were little screens attached to the backs of chairs that you could select one of a few movies from, like on an airplane. Sounds like something a boomer would come up with to rant about technology tbh -I had to go on a school field trip, but I tripped down the stairs and had a drug trip instead. Not only is that an unintentional pun done twice, but also ironic since I’ve been homeschooled since 7th Grade -I went to China but they banned photography -Mario Galaxy but you played as an anthropomorphic dinosaur dressed as Danny Phantom

[@LupinsBlueJacket]

Had a dream that I was in this dungeon-like area with fictional characters at a party. It caught fire and everyone fell out the window and proceeded to walk right back in. The fire had disappeared.

[@bramnemeth565]

Despawned the fire lmao

[@LocalUglyDuckl1ng]

@@bramnemeth565 it respawned somehwere

[@bell_does_stuff]

I had a dream once where I was just peacefully chilling in a black void of space when suddenly Berdly from Deltarune showed up in a dying position on the floor and cryptically said *_"forget my past, remember your sins"_* before getting dusted off into the wind

[@juliefarrell6688]

I had a dream that my OC's were real and one of them was killed by a dragon in the mountains. For some reason me and my mom were donating blood up that mountain. I climbed the mountain, found a bunch of weird people in the mountain. Later I went back again and my OC came back to life and told me she was far to important to die. And we flying on a dragon (not the one that killed her)

[@infiniteplanes5775]

This is absolutely something I’ve dreamed before

[@gingerizard3262]

I wish I could dream about my OCs.

[@Revie_Genette]

damn I wish I had dreams where my OCs were real. I've had dreams about my OCs but they're rare and mostly just dreams about me thinking about my OCs...

[@catsarecute7285]

not the face reveal one being right💀

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

I had a dream where I got covid the day before my birthday so all my friends partied in my lawn and I just sat inside and watched them

[@princessravendiamond4288]

Ya know, that could actually legitimately happen and all those people would be assholes

[@BinglesP]

Fitting pfp

[@detectivedrew_26]

That's so sad, man

[@addictedtomocha6087]

wow what a depressing dream

[@nasibawan5384]

saddest dream ive ever heard

[@darkserpent7191]

Once I dreamt I was infiltrating a world-ending villain's lair and seriously considered going in and calling him babygirl. Also he dangled me off the edge of a building and I laughed about how he was bluffing.

[@Pallastronomy]

I had a dream once where a character from a VN I was reading was revealed to be a part of a secret order of time-travelling vampires who rode on giant worms on strings. I was invited to join them and so we all flew on our worms to 7/11 and decided we wanted to scare the cashier so we all slowly walked in in a single-file line, gathered in a circle around a vending machine, and started repeatedly chanting “Carlos”

[@tiffanybeynon-mills3910]

What is a VN sorry

[@Pallastronomy]

@@tiffanybeynon-mills3910 Visual novel

[@tiffanybeynon-mills3910]

@@Pallastronomy thanks

[@YataTheFifteenth]

carlos carlos carlos carlos

[@aliciam6145]

"time-traveling vampires who rode on giant worms on strings" is a beautiful mental image, thank you for sharing

[@UltraCenterHQ]

12:46 I once closed my eyes and instantly had a dream of Slenderman TikTok dancing to the "Tus lugares favoritos (favoritos, favoritos baby)" part of a slowed down Despacito. He even did a humping motion. I couldn't sleep after that

[@samanthagreen576]

Dreamed a KZbin ad for "Berries and Cream: The Movie" which was being marketed as the hit erotic gay romance film of the summer. The trailer opens with the first meeting of our protagonists, Richard Berry and Nate Creamer (it should be noted that I had auto captions on and in a brilliant display of realism the captions incorrectly listed Creamer's last name as "dairy"). R. Berry is standing at the top of the stairs in his apartment building as N. Creamer is carry boxes, moving in. "I'm a little lad" *gasp* "I'm ALSO a little lad." What follows is the classic trailer montage in which we learn R. Berry is an artist who specializes in the nude form. Luckily for him, there seems to only be a solitary T-shirt in the entire building so he can stage impromptu modelling sessions in the hallways with his neighbors including one lady who was being set up to be a romantic rival. The sparse attire also meant that there was an abundance of artful shots barely concealing them with convenient stair railings, moving boxes, art canvases, etc. and one of the only coherent thoughts I had while watching this was, "Wow, they're really pushing the limits of KZbin's censorship." The other thought I had was "Huh. The Berries and Cream meme has really gone too far, lol." Understatement of the century, Dream Me but ok. It was even complete with a troll in the comments whining about something ridiculous. The dream I had been having before this KZbin ad came on was really long and complicated and I was super invested but this just completely blew it out of the water and all I can remember now was that it was Harry Potter adjacent because Snape was there and there was something important about bees.

[@ryugagotokyun]

reading the words "berries and cream" and "erotic gay romance film" in the same sentence gave me so much whiplash this is wonderful. thank u for sharing

[@kibwel.parker6042]

Maybe creamers name was subtitled dairy bc it rhymes with berry? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@circusclown1503]

The way that some of these would genuinely make good plots if they were tweaked says a lot about the unhindered brilliance of the human mind

[@meatkirbo]

The radish one is quite literally already a plot point. It’s in the second Kung Fu Panda movie

[@sla5891]

For some reason, my dream was about Omori. I was walking around with my hand disattached from my wrist ( I could just remove it at will ), I found two of my teachers, they thought something was wrong and took me to the church. I suddenly became Omori and started playing with his headspace friends. Some time afterwards I woke up on my bed ( still in the dream ) and found two giant AA batteries on my arm that apparently cured the hand. I went to the church to tell everyone that I was ok only to find RW Aubrey and her gang. They started to acuse me of stealing Aubreys atention and then started to fight the headspace group.

[@miraclejack8736]

I also had an Omori dream. I was Omori, and I was just trapped in whitespace. Literally ran in circles for 3 minutes probably? the music slowly got louder and louder. And then I woke up realizing I clicked off my sleep music and played my Omori music playlist.

[@wintericewing4181]

9:57 i am surprised and a little bit concerned that you said that with a straight face.

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

I once had a dream where I was transported to the My little pony world, and there was this scary caterpillar that would spy on the ponies. Another dream I had pretty recently, which I don’t remember much about other than that there was a person who only spoke Spanish and that I died in it. I have had so many weird and crazy dreams and two of them would honestly be great movies, actually one of them kinda already exists as a movie because that it had a little similar plot to the movie “The dark crystal”.

[@moonbowcraze1632]

I have a bunch of dreams in the pov of mlp characters lol

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Oh yea I had one where some characters from my favorite series got transported into MLP. Now it's sort of an AU. Funniest part was that they got there by sitting in this little boxed in seating area at McDonald's

[@charliekahn4205]

@@itsgirlcraft5842 Ecstatic Meal

[@adalunar1550]

I once dreamt that I was chasing 3d-version of Twighlight Sparkle. Idk why I was chasing her but daaamn she was fast! (She didn't even have her wings yet).

[@glitterPOP]

6:55 I had something like that happen to me, except the phrase was ‘NO LONG HUMMUS’

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Once I dreamt I was at a high school reunion, except for some reason it was at an airport and there were Pokemon characters there too. Ended up watching my twelfth-grade best friend catapult cows at passersby while I explained the concept of pizza to N.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

This one takes the cake lol

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

Honestly having to explain pizza to N is completely canon compliant

[@justabird0]

What does N thinks about the concept of pizza now?

[@moonythespoonie9551]

@@justabird0 I unfortunately don't remember, this was years ago

[@edenanimates1465]

Which N? The serial designation one?

[@thefrogcouncil4444]

11:06 They were warning us, yet we were too blind to realize it...

[@sand__witch]

The rendition of Lasagna and Grapes was...strangely touching

[@orionskittles]

2:50 I laughed for like probably two minutes straight about this

[@LechuvPL]

Once, while I was dreaming the "camera" of a dream smoothly traveled to a different location for an ad break. The ad was selling weird, colorful, over the top hats that made a noise if you moved a head in certain way. Then the dream returned to its previous course of action. Even in dreams you cannot be safe from ads

[@mintyflores7378]

That's why I pay for premium sleep

[@ALEXANDRAHHHHHHHH]

@@mintyflores7378 I’m about to get the premium my free trial just ended😊

[@SillytheSkrunklylilfella]

team fortress 2 soundin' hats

[@cookie_mous393]

One time I dreamt that my mom was gaslighting me into thinking Portugal wasn’t real. I was crying on the floor for hours and screaming “ITS REAL” and she just kept shaking her head and saying, “Are you sure you didn’t just read about it? I’ve never heard of that place.” I was still sorta mad at her when I woke up.

[@Synchronisedstumbling]

I love how you used the Krobus image for the black blob. Also, is no one gonna talk about how the radish dream was literally in Kung fu panda 2?

[@onelazybi-2814]

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that.

[@KirbyGalacticida_4560]

@@onelazybi-2814 I also noticed that

[@i_know_things5537]

ik, like it takes the funny out of the video

[@photoflowr]

11:22 that is some tear making stuff right there, I would cry after that dream, I want peaceful cat back, no thoughts, no friends, no buddies, no lovers, just peaceful cat in a peaceful field, no problems, no issues, just a cat, and me

[@ayleth891]

Once I dreamt my family and I lived in a mansion that my grandma won in the lottery. The dream followed video game rules, so I had an objective to explore the entire mansion, and I needed to collect items in order to progress up a floor to explore. I was the only one stuck with those rules, however, and my sister had moved a plot-relevant item up the stairs, so I was softlocked on the ground floor.

[@bloopythesimplicity8098]

“Clean mouth or die” and “My kingdom for a bagel” are my favorite sayings by far

[@CaraOMara]

Mate this is exactly what I'm talking about, this is perfect inspiration

[@BinglesP]

Same

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

5:07 This makes me question if this was really a dream or an alternate reality the dreamer went to because this sounds like something Nintendo would actually do

[@lydia1157]

One time I dreampt that my dad was trying to get me to help him steal a boat at a ski resort for some reason, I think it was so he could ditch our family and live in a cabin in the woods. The police chased us and we tracked him down (Some other stuff was going on but I don't remember what) and when dad came back he acted like nothing happened and I was pissed at him for throwing me under the bus, very much unlike my dad IRL

[@Nakia11798]

There's no P in dreamt.

[@hmmmm7468]

wait, this is also like a dream I had. But instead, my dad was a leader of a mafia group and I help him steal a plane so we could ditch our family and life in America.

[@midnightrant7487]

5:12 that was just a vision from another universe

[@nikisweird7705]

this is the only dream i can remember atm but it's depressing as hell just a warning So basically I was in the cafeteria at my school and there was an intruder. He walked up to me so I asked him if he could shoot me, so he did. I remember lying there on the tile floor, blood oozing out of my skull and a feeling of pins and needles spreading throughout my body. I was at peace, like, nothing felt wrong at all, until I stood up from my dead body. I saw my dad crying over me and it was so heartbreaking I couldn't bear to watch, so I followed my family home and watched them grieve. I was dealing with some stuff at the time and this dream was really sobering. It made me realize that there are people out there who love me, even if I can't see it. This is my favorite dream, not because it was fun, but because it changed me. Thanks, subconscious :)

[@buttercupkat]

Very true! Please know an Internet stranger is rooting for you to live as long and happily as you can.

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Years ago, I had a dream that I was tasked by a bearded man to go find the true name of a dragon, but when I got to where I was supposed to get the answer I was just told "Harry should have been with Hermione". I proceeded to freak out.

[@rtlpejelagarto]

One time I had a REALLY strange dream and I still remember it I was on my computer, and the TV was turned on. It was talking about a New President Of The World. I didn't pay attention to it. I took my dog for a walk, when suddenly, The New President Of The World shows up and gives me a bag of Doritos (Limited Edition, for free), then, I look at his face, and it was none other than Neil Cicierega. And then he says "I, The New President Of The World, shall give everyone a Bag Of Doritos (Limited Edition, for free)" I am still waiting for this to become cannon

[@notasussybaka8558]

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IVE SEEN NEIL CICIEREGA MENTIONED IN THIS COMMENT SECTION AND ITS AMAZING

[@rtlpejelagarto]

@@notasussybaka8558 he is the creator of our universe, you cannot escape him, not even in your dreams

[@Niko-gk7pj]

this made me laugh honestly

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

@@notasussybaka8558 Neil Cicierega is an entity that exists in the collective dreaming subconscious of humanity, if you are visited by him in your dreams, concider yourself blessed

[@Selfdestructingwii]

YAY ANOTHER LEMON DEMON FAN!!!

[@PlagueMoo]

7:20 Fun fact! there is a cure for the black plague (think its just simple medicine or something actually), so the person who had this dream could give godzilla it and then get cured! i doubt godzilla could do the same thing because scary monster no get cure from people

[@arloashmustdie]

one of my favorite dreams i've ever had was that brendon urie was my neighbor and his face was shaped like a foot, I was trying to sell him shoes for his very small leg feet and he was being really mean to me. i woke up very cinfused and kind of sad. :/

[@dorothyallspice1862]

The shadow blob one actually made me tear up a bit. So sweet.

[@wuzhere7518]

3:22 clearly the koi are the senior’s babies and he is putting him in his mouth to keep them safe like fish do

[@Yakkymania]

My sister once woke me up to tell me about a dream she had. The dream was about Michael Jackson stalking her through the window in our living room.

[@TheBritishDragong]

This reminds me of a dream I had where a buff kangaroo with boxing gloves broke through my window and beat me to death. I woke up both very amused and very unsettled

[@pianopanicattack]

6:26 it was probably janus disguising himself as a bunch of different people and writing his own name

[@therealpescado]

9:37 time stamp for future me

[@UltraChiakiKinnie]

I once had a dream where, instead of my grandma's already giant house, on the tall, green hill was a GIGANTIC white mansion or castle. I explored all of it, and it was filled with vintage antiques like a museum. I remember I found this big empty ballet room, where I pulled in a wooden chair and a gramophone to play some dancing music. I gently played my irl stuffed manatee named Pepper Jack somewhere and promised him that I'd come back. I left to explore a little more. Outside in the yard were a bunch of maids carrying poofy, white dresses. There was a circular gazebo resting under a lot of willow trees. My memory gets a little blurry after that but I remember that I eventually went back into the big ballet room with Pepper Jack and I held him close as I danced around the slippery wooden floor until I woke up. Still one of my favorite dreams to date.

[@worlds_end_girl]

damn that sounds awesome

[@UltraChiakiKinnie]

@@worlds_end_girl it sure as hell was

[@cherrypi2322]

I wish we could travel to other people's dreams...I wanna go here so bad! 🥺

[@UltraChiakiKinnie]

@@cherrypi2322 I know, right?

[@chikoritapkmnfg7331]

_Barbara manateeee (manateeee)_

[@glitterPOP]

Dream 1 Also I had a scary dream when I was like 8- my class at the time, as well as a few of my friends, went on a field trip to this haunted house, but it was daytime, and the doors were like modern glass double doors. At one point, I got lost, and began to hear a bell. It wasn’t too dark, but I couldn’t see very much either. The bell was ringing louder and louder, and I ran away, but it was still close, I eventually ran into a tin man who said that someone was chasing me, and that he would help me find the exit. So, we ran, and got back to the glass doors. There was a lion, and the bell was close, so I did something, idk, I think I pet the lion? And the doors swung open and there was a blinding light and I walked through the doors and then I woke up. Dream 2 That wasn’t as scary as another dream I had where I was in my front yard. It was about early spring, the sky was very cloudy (basically stratus clouds) and it was like 6:00- right after sunset- idk. I knew it was a dream, but nothing was happening. However, I just KNEW that something bad was going to happen, so I screamed a bunch of swear words and hoped that I would be saying them in real life, and loud enough for my parents to wake me up. I don’t remember what happened after that. Dream 3 It was a Friday, and I had gotten a book to read from the media center. For some context, I’m usually a car rider, which means one of my parents picks me up from school. However, sometimes, when both of them are busy, I go to an after-school program, and I get there on a bus- lemme call it the ‘Green Bus.’ The green bus usually arrives last, so- yeah. On that day, however, I was a car rider. I was really wrapped up in the book I was reading, and when I finally finished it, I looked up. Only the teacher and the green bus riders were there. I asked if car riders had been dismissed, and they said yes. I was like, oh no, and went out to the pick up area. I don’t know what to call it so- anyway, I think there were like 2 other cars, but my dad’s car was at the front. I got in and asked him what the time was. He said it was 8:34 pm or something- and then I woke up. So yeah Dream 4 My mom was evil. I don’t remember much, but I do remember that she cut up my dad. But I also knew that was a dream, so I tried to wake up. Then I was looking at the icon for a nail app? Then I “woke up”, but I was in the basement. I didn’t notice that part being off, as one usually just thinks everything’s normal in a dream. I thought I had woken up, and was very relieved, but then I heard my mom shouting that the bookshelf was eating her, and to come quick. I was like “this is probably a trap! She’s probably evil in the real world too!” And then I woke up. Dream 5 I dreamt that my dad woke me up. Then I woke up because my dad woke me up. Dream 6 The first nightmare that I actually remember- I was pretty young at that time, like, 4 or 5. We have a mall that we sometimes went to, and it had a carousel, which is now sadly gone. Anyway, I dreamt that the carousel had been replaced by a gooey monster. Everyone was scared. That’s all I can remember. Thank you for looking at this very long comment.

[@gofornicatethyself]

I once dreamt that Richard Ayoade was trying to chase and kill me, his scientifically made son, (I was made in one of those sci fi tubes you see in the character creator part of Lego Starwars. I was specifically a son in this dream - (which is weird considering I'm nonbinary)). We were in a restaurant filled with internet aesthetic food where we were all in bikinis apart from Richard, who was wearing a science coat. Richard and I kept running in repetitive loops around rows of baffled people, a bit like a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

[@casey3889]

As a trans man, if McDonalds made the "Milk 'n Tea" real I'd buy my food no where else

[@yourmomhahaaa]

as a fellow trans boi i agree

[@arising.sights]

as another trans male I would like the entire stock

[@reharm_reality]

Literally

[@sodakuwun0707]

agreed entirely

[@jlr1357]

I don't think McDonald is a reliable source for really anything related to any type of diet

[@mildlymarvelous]

Please, please make a sequel! This was hilarious! I just want you to know I actually really appreciate you replacing most of the curse words. You do it in a really smooth fashion so that it doesn’t throw off the calming vibes.

[@Licht-c6s]

That "dream" dream was so accurate, omg, the prophecy is true

[@samanthagreen576]

The mob was chasing me and I was escaping through an increasingly bizarre set of tunnels. One tunnel was in some sort of children's museum and I had to dive down the gullet of a very creepy animatronic hippo. The whole hippo/tunnel was full of chicken noodle soup and through some sort of Ms. Frizzle physics either I shrunk or the soup was very very large. I nearly drowned surrounded by chunks of carrot larger than my head.

[@akoalabear239]

7:15 For my own reference. Lasagna and Grapes.

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

We need a full version

[@honeyk1581]

I once dreamt when I was little that giant, green cow was hiding behind green building of foster care. Then my family and I had a battle with weird aliens, then suddenly there was screaming and giant, green cow started eating humans. Some ran, some hid, I stood in the doorway of little shed, hoping she won't eat me but unfortunately I got eaten.

[@lost_spacebunny2769]

3:06 that one had me laughing so hard

[@lakeride1331]

10:29 i have exactly ONE reason i think this dream exists, and it is Apollo

[@M0thwinged]

I had a dream I was cuddling with Sans Undertale, it was quite nice actually. He was quite squishy. Not sure if it was platonic cuddling or not but either way I think I have a crush on Sans Undertale now.

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

Honestly, considering some of the ingame item descriptions, it wouldn't be that weird to have a lobster thing called thermadorable

[@Stray_Reverie]

I once dreamt that KZbin removed adskip and decided to brief the world on that via a 40 min business ad about it. I woke up so angry and avoided using KZbin for an hour before realizing it was all a dream...

[@thegreatauthoress4570]

... Honey if I shared all my weird dreams we'd be here for hours. One I had a day or two ago though was essentially; There was a murderer trying to recruit his son for evil reasons, I was trying to rescue the son, the murderer put me in some kind of mind control and was going to kill his son with me, and then I broke out of the mind control and killed him BY RIPPING HIS THROAT OPEN WITH MY *TEETH* Oh and we all had super-powers. Other notable dreams included; Me strong-arming three krakens into destroying my enemies, evil giraffes with fangs trying to take over the world, and a dream where I had to feed my cat medicine. (The last one being notable not because of the dream, but because I actually sleepwalked into the kitchen and poured almost an entire bottle of pills into my cat's food bowl) Fun times.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Same here, got like 30 in my phone and even more elsewhere

[@emanwonkon2205]

„Dream did a face reveal and he was just a skinnier beardless version of Giga Chad“ that aged WAY too well

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

Okay, I need someone to call me crazy. But. I didn’t see the original face reveal since I didn’t even know Dream existed until beginning of July but what I did see of his face before he put the mask on, was him with a beard and idk what my brain was doing cuz he looked like he had a really soft jawline and looked fine. (Mind you, I’m kinda new to literally all of Minecraft KZbinrs and streamers so I’m just super curious about things)

[@emanwonkon2205]

@@ChaosCorrupt3d im gonna call you crazy. Youre crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And the rats made me crazy.

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

@emanwonkon2205 do you… need a hug mate? Cuz you just did that multiple times. Also thx for calling me crazy. Everyone else calls me normal lol

[@emanwonkon2205]

@@ChaosCorrupt3d yes please, please a hug. But also its a joke, a meme.

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

@@emanwonkon2205 🫂hug. I’m not very well versed in random references and memes I’m sorry 😅

[@Meowdyzone]

Once I dreamt that I wrestled a roughly bear-sized fish. I won. I also one time had a nightmare that i got the top of my nose cut open like it was a pot lid, and when you looked inside there soup in there.

[@Me-zz5zy]

7:05 lmao that happens to me Usually the phrase that comes to me is: electromagnetic lobster

[@princessravendiamond4288]

I've had dreams about timed pipe bombs. I don't have any idea why. One of the dreams involved the bomb being inside a grandfather clock in my family's camper. Weird thing is that even though it was legit the camper that we owned at the time but there's no grandfather clock, just a cheap wall clock. The other pipe bomb dream was even stranger. The bomb was out in the open for anyone to see. I tried warning everyone to get out of the hot tubs that were in a building but no one believed that there was an actual bomb or thought that they had plenty of time to get away so they just stayed. A more pleasant dream that happened more recently is that I made an ice cream cookie cake. It's like a giant ice cream cookie sandwich but with buttercream frosting covering the top and along the round edge of the ice cream. It sounds like heaven and I wonder if it's actually possible

[@thebettermtvrockstar]

10:41 i mean in greek myth apollo, god of the sun is bi so…

[@Mausika]

I swear that radish dream is just the dream/flashback sequence from Kung Fu Panda 2 when Po has to find inner peace

[@epicauthorfan717]

I know, right?

[@dulcecitarisitas3504]

no one said it, i thought she was going to put the image from the movie

[@Mausika]

@@dulcecitarisitas3504 I’m so glad you’ve replied to my comment. Thank you for noticing it too, I thought I must have just been missing a joke somehow bc it was never pointed out by anyone else. I had such dejavu, I did end up looking it up, It is definitely the Kung Fu Panda 2 Dream

[@hanaleihughes9785]

The one about dream doing a face reveal actually came true

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

I’m writing this as a separate comment because I don’t want to keep editing my other one so... anyways, does anyone else hate having those weird dreams where you don’t really know what’s going on and you feel uncomfortable, and you just want to wake up but you can’t because life hates you and likes to see you suffer? Also a couple years ago I had the same dream two nights in a row, which was about a fox riding a skateboard.

[@janarenger3938]

Wow, I've read both of your comments and your dreams sound so similar to mine

[@confusedbutamused5260]

Same i had really weird dreams before that made me so uncomfortable and i remember this one the most because of how frightened and uncomfortable it got. I went into this guy’s house, i’m not sure if i was invited by him but i went there. And i remember that i was already uncomfortable when i got there but i got a tour around the house by him and every time we go to the next floor the sense of somethings wrong was getting bigger. So yeah i was right when we were on the top floor while he was touring me i went to this window to view outside and when i turned to him he was standing beside the staircase MENACINGLY. Then i remember running trying to get away from him and get out of his house and i did luckily and got away from him because for some reason he didn’t leave his house when i got out. That dream made me so uncomfortable.

[@stuartblittley3531]

my biggest fear is being abducted, and i have really bad paranoia. i had a dream i was in my garage and the door was open and some dude pulled up in his truck and got out by my grandma came out to defend me because i froze and couldn’t move. it made me feel so scared

[@stuartblittley3531]

@@confusedbutamused5260 that sounds so weird

[@confusedbutamused5260]

@@stuartblittley3531 i know 🤧🤧

[@catherineisabunnie]

The black blob with the krobus picture and the cat on a rock in a field ones made me so happy

[@worlds_end_girl]

I remember I had this dream right before I started middle school. I don’t know how I remember this because my memory when it comes to dreams is absolute garbage, especially if they’re more than two years old. Basically, I had no clue what the environment would be like in the school, so I dreamt that it was in space. If you looked out the window, it was space. But it doubled as a city, too. There were people who were lizards and rabbits with legs and arms. (I don’t know why, but lizards are common in my dreams.) I entered a homeroom after I got lost. I remember I was in awe of the high tech devices kids had, and the fact that almost everyone I knew had become a famous influencer. When I got in the classroom, Harry Potter, Hermione, and Hedwig were there. The teacher was, again, a rabbit who stood up like a human. I remember how afraid I was of the sheer amount of people in the hallways, so when I went to lunch, I practically died. I sat next to a couple of friends, and we had a long discussion about how octopi shouldn’t be edible. I also ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which… I’m allergic to. I even remember saying, “man, I really hate PB&J” as I casually ate it without vomiting violently or choking.

[@karpetinnknty1132]

I had a semi-reoccurring dream as a kid where I was home alone and there were foriegn soldiers in my town and I only had my grandpa's ancient nokia with me on which I got anonymous texts with instructions on how to survive. I had to sneak away and not let anyone see me or else I'd be killed. The dream always ended with me crawling to the bushes on the sand near the river trying to cross the chinese border, hearing gunshots and knowing there were snipers around, as the phone died and I was left truly alone. I have no idea what that dream means or what brought it on, but I had it at least four times in the span of a few years. I don't even live near china.

[@Sketchers.WeGotThaDrip]

3:43 this is exactly what the sims would do

[@IShy2]

List of memorable dreams I had 1: I was trapped in a videogame, and when I got to the end a wheel was spun that thrown me back to the beginning, the game got creepier as this kept happening. 2: I was in my school trackyard getting chased by an elephant, I than found a secret cave with a computer thing that controlled whatever was chasing me, I pressed this button that made it to where a bunny would chase me, and it was somehow still scary. Later I had an update dream of this where I found another cave that was underground, which was the only way to escape whatever was chasing me. 3: There was a new addictive brand of milk released that started a zombie apocalypse, than Super Why came and reverted things back to normal by yelling at everyone to stop. 4: There was a new episode of Total DramaRama made about Beth being addicted to makeup, and it ended with Gwen and Ella riding horses to escape the Mafia 5: Hogwarts was being invaded by killer bees, and Hermione died 6: The Octopod from The Octonauts transformed into a dragon and Spyro had to defeat it, while the Octonauts escaped to a mall Yeah, there's a lot of weird dreams I had