One time I dreamt... (dreams from Tumblr, pt. 2)

[@shyguymike]

My only semi-sensical dream I ever remember having is one where I mentioned to a colleague that animal sacrifice is wrong, to which he called me a bigot and I now legally owed him $100.

[@Frostfern94]

Are you sure this wasn't real life?

[@Danka42]

He was right, that was rather bigoted.

[@lettuce_soup5557]

That’s Twitter for ya!

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

*(Incoherent giggling)*

[@YataTheFifteenth]

what you call animal sacrifice I call preparing dinner

[@zoguy6988]

I had a nightmare. Apparently, the mere thought of Jeff the Killer having a nose was so horrifying to me that I woke up completely disillusioned with reality. Like, I woke up and didn't even know where I was. Once I called down, I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that a nose scared me so much.

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

that's truly the stuff of nightmares, Jeff with a nose is something to get somebody shaking in their boots

[@tibby4503]

That's actually a creepy thought

[@PyroGothNerd]

It's amazing how many dreams feel terrifying while asleep...but then you wake up and realize how ridiculous it was

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

That's beautiful

[@cowboy-crown]

those dreams are the worst

[@organizer.spaztasticc3541]

I went to a spy school (It was literally my normal school with edgier lighting), and we were all assigned chickens as our animal sidekicks. The chickens got to have a fun romantic subplot while I was stuck trying to rescue my friends from some random villain's clutches.

[@meh7863]

That would be a pretty epic comedy movie plot

[@THE_RADIANCE]

Not to budge, but one time, I had a dream where I had a daughter and she had a very specific name. I even remember spelling it out multiple times. The wierd thing is that I had that same dream twice and I woke up and vowed to name my first daughter that name. She had black hair (long) and wore a T shirt

[@TheCrisisCollective]

That subplot sounds adorable

[@Xenomorthian]

@@THE_RADIANCE I've already resolved the 4 names I would name my two children ( 2 names are boy names 2 others girl names)

[@THE_RADIANCE]

@@Xenomorthian *NIIIIIICE* m8

[@glasscardproductions4736]

Ah, yes! The night when I read so much Michael Afton fan-fiction that I DREAMT that I read a fanfic of him that DOESN'T EXIST.

[@agnozythehearthead]

was it even good?

[@glasscardproductions4736]

@@agnozythehearthead, yes it was and I keep trying to say that, but KZbin keeps deleting the replies because I mentioned that it's lemony and had a new form of 'Deviant(Art)' subject.

[@fishd2594]

I had a similar dream but it was a FNaF song that doesn’t exist The only words I remember are “Fredbear’s family diner”

[@LemonnNote]

I remember dreaming about a Mario plush channel that didn't exist

[@penned_dragon]

I remember having a dream like that, I don’t remember what fandom it was but it was the most riveting, emotional, beautiful fanfic ever. When I woke up I went to continue reading it but it didn’t exist

[@puppyfwenlol2072]

I had a dream about my grandma holding me captive in a maze while I hear my siblings talking about an expensive fridge. Most terrifying night of my life.

[@lambiegabby4055]

Yeah,fridges are the most terrifying of creatures.

[@father270]

i had a similar dream. i was in the largest bouncy castle maze in bangladesh (i'm not from there), and it had mirrors lining the walls. and at first it was fun. but we were running from this charater called blobslob or something and he would leave massive scratchmarks across the mirrors and the halls would get dark.

[@Void_TheDemon]

@@father270 tbh that would make for a good horror game-

[@forkalamari6093]

turn it into a game called "Grandma's Icy Maze"

[@HoneyCheeto]

I had a dream once where Old Navy released a new style of "All Holes" jeans for April Fool's Day, but customers didn't realize it was a joke and insisted on buying them. Then Levi's released a pair of "All Pockets" jeans in response, which were actually available for purchase. Eventually, Old Navy gave in and started selling the All Holes jeans, which cost fifty dollars despite being literally just air.

[@cyberneticsquid]

None pants

[@northernjohn5089]

@@cyberneticsquid none pants with left beef

[@djmoravec9327]

People would probably buy that

[@_shadow_1]

@@djmoravec9327 It's like when you find a pair of shorts or something that doesn't look at all expensive and when you look at the price they somehow cost $60 dollars for reasons that you are clearly not paid enough to understand why, but then you will find a better pair right next to it that is only like $15. Some people will literally buy something just because it's more expensive so it must be nicer than the cheap one.

[@MetaGiga]

The Emperor’s New Jeans

[@zak1492]

When I was in kindergarten, I had a dream where all of my favorite Disney princesses began skating around in my house, only for them to shed their disguises and turn into giant bipedal rats on ice skates.

[@quisquiliarum7710]

glow up

[@forkalamari6093]

👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸=🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

[@pumkin610]

True colors

[@average_oddity]

My strangest dream was when I was 12-13. I was in my bed, and i thought Flat Stanley was hiding under my bed, but it was just a cardboard cutout, the real Flat Stanley was in my walls and he then burst out and smothered me with his paper body.

[@detectivedrew_26]

wtaf

[@average_oddity]

@@detectivedrew_26 yeah man idk. 13 yr old me was just as screwed as me now.

[@realPurpleOrb]

POV: rock

[@SarahAbramova]

I remember Flat Stanley!

[@cyberneticsquid]

Oh wow Flat Stanley, now that takes me back

[@nathanblackburn1193]

My weirdest dream that I can remember is that I was in my elementary school's cafeteria, it was empty aside from some random people and no kids, I went up to this big dude and flirtatiously asked for his number to which he replied "I don't date minors" and I, confused replied "but I'm an adult" (I am, just to be clear), suddenly the whole room was transparent and in space and I left feeling puzzled about what just happened

[@hoothoot1791]

Your inner self maybe wanted a daddy ?

[@pumkin610]

🤔 sounds like the dream said one thing and thought you'd just accept it and you realized it wasn't true. That or the human brain just craves problems to both solve and react emotionally to, at the same time.

[@madeleinerawlins5911]

The idea of just.. taking your own bladder out because you’re lazy is so funny to me (9:31)

[@detectivedrew_26]

casual impromptu surgery

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

dreams have such unintentionally funny comedic timings it's perfect...

[@SarahAbramova]

Sounds convenient

[@TheCra5yCartoons]

Exactlyy, without trouble too? Sounds like a dream

[@lostgirl7476]

I once had a dream where I attended some fancy private school and our teacher, who was a 3ft tall bird creature in a tuxedo, gave a very passionate speech about the excessive use of CGI in movies and said the Despicable Me franchise should have been live action and the minions should be “realistically animated”. The thought of photorealistic Minions haunted me for days

[@quillsland]

Most of my dreams are usually nightmares I can't really explain, but that one dream I was interrogated by some agent dudes and I made both of them cry because I answered any question they had with some complete nonsense. One of them just banged on the table, crying in defeat and yelled "HOW ARE THEY SO STUPID?! WHAT DO WE DO?! HOW CAN A HUMAN BE THIS FCKING DUMB?!" And right after that I woke up, insulted

[@SoulSlugArts]

Now that's uncalled for

[@--CHARLIE--]

Most of my dreams are also way too difficult to explain, though this applies to both normal dreams and nightmares equally. It sucks, because it means I can never do them justice attempting to explain them, especially the more bizarre ones

[@Danka42]

"I woke up, insulted." 😂 Reminds me of the dream when I went to hug my cousin and he just stabbed me in the stomach. I looked down at the knife, back up at him and said, in a mildly annoyed tone: "Rude much? I didn't even call you fat yet." I woke up fuming and muttering _tHe aUdAciTy oF tHaT aSsHoLe_ without even noticing my unstabbed torso.

[@SoulSlugArts]

Bit rude to Stab me in chest innit/ref

[@realPurpleOrb]

Kind of reminds me of the post where the one person dreamt that scientists found out that they were the missing link between humans and goats and they woke up insulted.

[@imnotcrazy7108]

I once had a dream where I was at a large shopping mall. It was all decked out for Christmas (keep in mind this was the middle of April), and I was having a great time until one of the nutcracker statues turned into a pink wolf furry, called me an “assbutt”, and started chasing me. I had to tell it I was a block of Swiss cheese to make it stop. The worst part is that every few weeks since then, I’ve had another dream in the same, Christmas-themed shopping mall, and I’d always remember what happened the times before it, including the furry incident. I was scared of the nutcracker statues there until the pink furry turned up while I was there, bought me a latte, and told me we were cool. So yeah, I’m friends with the furry living in my subconscious now.

[@hoothoot1791]

Does the shopping mall use as background music Mariah Carey "All I want for christmas is you" song ?

[@SarahAbramova]

I'd read this. I'd watch this.

[@SarahAbramova]

Do you guys still talk?

[@hoothoot1791]

@@SarahAbramova Talk about what ? The dreams ?

[@SarahAbramova]

@@hoothoot1791 do you still talk to wolf boy.

[@lydiamcintosh8261]

One time, in my dream, I accidentally bumped into a woman walking opposite of me down the street. She turned and scowled at me, and muttered very angrily, "that wasn't very woke of you." Before strutting off into the distance. I woke up abruptly afterwards.

[@Stavr0no]

that wasn't very woke of you!

[@elfilin-to6dh]

I threw a Pokeball at a Jigglypuff but instead of catching it the ball just slammed into its face and killed it. I got experience points and leveled up.

[@tinatheobald3412]

OMGGGGGG

[@cloudberry._jam]

"Elfilin used Skull Bash!" "..thats not quite a skull but okay"

[@pumkin610]

As the devs intended

[@bramnemeth565]

This one time, I dreamt that I read Komi Can't Communicate Book 36, and one of the chapters involved Tadano getting hit by a car and dying. Still waiting for book 36 to come out.

[@thepowerofgodandanime2691]

[Realistic isekai ending]

[@sherumayu]

chadano death moment

[@atrociousraspberry1091]

I once had a dream that my family and I had to move to the 1950s because of overpopulation. For some reason, in our new home, it was illegal for girls and women to read, so I had to make sure no one outside of my family knew I could read the newspaper.

[@ella_cupcake]

One time I dreamt that the world was ending, but instead of worrying about that I was worried about buying slime from the mall I was at because it was embarrassing

[@darienb1127]

Reminds me of that one meme where the world is ending and the person is just like "well this is gonna affect the group chat."

[@detectivedrew_26]

this is just real life

[@GloomyFish]

One time I dreamed that the corner of my bath was leaking honey-like fluid. The stuff started to turn into foam, which then proceeded to scoot across the room as it turned into a poodle

[@isaacthemonke233]

I had a dream back in 2020 and it was the one I remember the most. It played out like a short film, acted out by anthro animal puppets. Not furry anthro but normal anthro with realistic details like scales, feathers, and fur. With some 2D animation for the dream sequences and CG for things like the background and for when the puppets didn't move fluid enough. It was about a weasel from California going on vacation in Atlanta and seeing the sites. (Every background animal was mostly pre-recorded and green screened in.) The weasel goes to a diner and asks for a specific menu item. Unbeknownst to him that's a code for a poker game that occurs in the back of the diner. Lead by the turkey buzzard organizer he's now stuck playing a game he can't get out of. He makes acquaintances with the other players, lying about his successful career. As the game gets more intense (one of the players turns out to he a cheater and his shot at and thrown down a garbage shoot) now the weasel has to decide on losing, forfeiting the game, or losing his new friends. In the end the weasel tells the truth and loses the game, but he still keeps his dignity The animals I saw as the main and secondary characters include: The Weasel himself A Texan Bull The Turkey Buzzard A Spotted Hyena A Grey Fox A Gila Monster A Pig A Chimp A Snake A Platypus A White Tiger A Cardinal with female coloration but has some red on her wings A Duck as the card dealer A Tasmanian Tiger as an enforcer with a shotgun A Rottweiler as a bouncer A German Shepard as another bouncer A Octopus as the bar tender A Bullfrog as the waiter A Black Bear a plus one watching TV A Elephant another plus one A Sable Antelope as another plus one A Raccoon yet another plus one

[@hoothoot1791]

I love the Octopus bar tender

[@pinkajou656]

so when’s the movie coming out?

[@thepowerofgodandanime2691]

You must know alot of animals

[@caltheuntitled8021]

There were dream sequences within a dream? Your dream writing department goes all out. I’ve had a few dreams that felt like they were movies, but never like that one.

[@SarahAbramova]

This could be a short film.

[@captaincrowfish6042]

I once had a dream the walls of my living room were made of solid slabs of human flesh that were somehow breathing and circulating just fine.

[@roboteacat]

Colonials from all tomorrows?

[@captaincrowfish6042]

@@roboteacat Mayyyybe? I guess it was like, one BIG colonial, but without any eyes or mouth or anything like that

[@djmoravec9327]

The living room is indeed living

[@lotsofvirtualspiders]

are you sure you weren't inside scp-002?

[@Pizza-gremlin]

@@captaincrowfish6042terraria flesh wall house, that is the flesh house from terraria.

[@scaredandconfused]

I went to a BTS concert where I proceeded to lose my dog, Ebony. I spent the rest of the dream running around the beach where the concert took place. I'd run up to every dog that was off leash because they'd look exactly like Ebony from a distance but would fade into a completely different dog. All this while the song 'Butter' was blaring in the background. I was so distraught I started sobbing while running around this beach shouting, "EBONY?! PLEASE JUST COME BACK!" and apparently I started saying that out loud irl because Ebony then proceeded to lick my face until I woke up. Thank, Ebony :)

[@erusdearest]

"THE CLUMP WILL RISE!" Is such an absurd sentence in itself. But imagining a swarm of termites aggressively chanting it to me as they surround by every molecule -

[@kristalynwhitmire]

The weirdest dream I've ever had was that I went to a summer camp where everyone was assigned a Disney character. Then we took training classes on how to act as our characters. Then we were magically transformed into the characters we were assigned. I was Ariel. Honestly one of my favorite dreams to this day.

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

I once had a *very* vivid nightmare that something was in my closet. I (actually) woke up, went to check inside there, and wandered around the house for a little while to calm back down. The first thing I see when I fell back to sleep was the text: "You didn't check under the bed. :)" Continued dreams are fun but continued nightmares are the worst.

[@suppotato1235]

9:13 sounds like something he would do.

[@JamesCultOfficial]

9:24 why does this feel like something Kurtis Conner would actually do

[@Chimueliso_]

I must mention my 4yo fever backroom dreams. I didnt know about the backrooms back then- and that fact creeps me out, since the wallpaper was green and with some vine/flower patterns and there was a shadowy woman chasing me around and I had that same nightmare almost every day, (when I was a child I barely slept at all because of frequent nightmares- I can remember most of them and 90% of them had something looking or chasing me- now that I think about it, ive had pretty strange dreams.) The last strange dream I had was pretty.. odd. I was in a pool party with classmates and some family members (first, I never go to parties and even less with classmates.) Suddenly everyone was gone and I started searching for them- only to see who seemed to be my uncle (one of my closest to me in the family). He had a tv/screen head that had many colores lines, as well a robotic arm- It scared me a bit, but I freaked out when he randomly said "no, I'm not your uncle" and started approaching me I should make a horror movie or a book about my nightmares there are so many of them and ig they're interesting-

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

your other uncle (tv version) would be a really good villain if written well ngl 💀

[@maferWaferuwu]

I have had a lot of weird dreams, but one that I always remember is one in which My mom sent me to water our plants in the middle of the night, that were at the top of this very tall abandoned building, when I arrived, two giant snakes with beautiful flower patterns, a pink one and a purple one, appeared behind two absurdly big pots, and they started sliding towards me and I had to run throught a bunch of stairs while they chased me, when I was at the bottom I asked for help to two sentient rain ponchos, then the snakes ate me and I woke up.

[@Danka42]

So the ponchos didn't help much, huh?

[@maferWaferuwu]

@@Danka42 They just stared at my soul with big holes as eyes....

[@akazienoel2009]

I remember a dream where I was Harry Potter and people thought I somehow betrayed them so I had to go to court to decide whether I would get the death penalty or not. My whole family was there and assumed I would die, so like everyone was crying and me too and then I woke up

[@princess_chrlie]

moral of the story: don’t betray harry potter.

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

I recently had a dream I slapped Putin across the face and told him: "That was for Ukraine". He got mad and ordered his people to shoot me, but I took off running, climbed onto some kind of floating platform, where my best friend poured me a glass of iced tea and we just hung out like that. Another remarkable dream was the one where some guy broke into my house and projected realistic pictures onto my wall that tried to kill me. Dreams are weird, really.

[@childeofepickness]

4:11 This is really funny to me, because a while ago, while I was in california visiting family, me and my cousin were chilling outside in the pool, and for some reason, this one plane with the Italian flag as it’s lights kept flying around us. So we made up this story that the Italians were trying to find our secret pasta recipe and were spying on us to get it. This actually happened, by the way. It wasn’t a dream.

[@tkjk0481]

The weirdest dream I ever had was a dream where I was sent to “Movie Summer Camp” over the summer (presumably where you just watch movies in a theater all day?) but in the middle of a session a person-sized Lego Vampire figurine tried to break into the theater. And the only way to stop him was to recite the names of all of the Care Bears correctly. In one try. Someone said that there was a care-bear named “Olivia” and we instantly failed. The vampire broke in and presumably we all died.

[@Iateaneyeonce]

I had like 5 separate nightmares involving some horrible demonic abomination that all ended with me flirting with it. My dream self suggested we compare hand sizes.

[@musilovesbooks]

HAHAHAHAHA XD

[@amiable_monster]

Maybe that's your soulmate?

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

In 2015 I had one of the strangest dreams: It was about a man and his daughter and they were gonna stay at a hotel. They got the key to their hotel room (room 7) which for some reason was in the basement. Even though the room was in the basement it was quite fancy and there was even candy in a bowl. The girl looked around in the room and noticed something hanging on the wall, it was a cut out news article about a war that had happened in 2016. So yea, this dream that honestly felt like it could be a movie from the 70s was taking place in the future.

[@SnailSnail622]

Dreamt last year that I went to a Panera inside of a Walmart that was promoting Among Us shaped cookie things, which became so ridiculously popular that the Walmart rebranded itself as "The Among Us Store" and all other Walmarts did the same and it stayed that way forever. All the products inside became Amogus-themed and gradually became more and more cursed until I realized I was trapped in the store and couldn't get out. Finally I found my mom and brother who I'd brought there and we escaped, but they were pissed at me, I think my brother even said something like "what you have done is worse than illegal" or something like that. Also "Shooting Star" by Bad Company was playing the whole time.

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Should I be laughing at this?

[@SnailSnail622]

@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 I laugh at it now, so go ahead. 🤣

[@VioletTheViolent.]

I once had a dream where i was in the windows xp wallpaper, then a giant gummy worm appeared and just stared at me. After that a giant dog ran to me and told me to eat its paws 💀💀

[@007megaoof]

I once had a dream where I stole a pregnant woman's winne the pooh magnets

[@agnozythehearthead]

can't tell if this is legit or gravity falls reference

[@cheryldelguercio4177]

Soooooooo… did you have smile dip right before that?

[@sn0wy88]

smile dip ahh dream 💀💀💀

[@PowerSpirit50]

In my dream there was a creepy couple of buildings and a character dealt with it by slamming the doors wide open and yelling "ANYBODY IN HERE?" Fast forward past some stuff that my brain didn't record happening and the characters have to fulfill a condition to live, something to do with eating dinner, they then do it within in the rules but as obnoxiously as possible in order to spite the entity. It was one of the most light-hearted dreams I've had in years.

[@juniperjabber]

3:26 "now, before your eternal torment, id just like to say we're sponsored by RAID shadow legends!"

[@A_Dog_Named_Vox]

My dream just a few days ago: A high-school girl died. I'm a detective that needs to go crack the case. The ONLY clue my higher-ups gave me was this: The day before she died, she was holding a mug of white coffee while walking down the school corridor, complaining that "the cup is so hot, it's killing me" with a mildly annoyed expression. That's it. I was supposed to find out everything else using this. I did some investigation (in the dream) and discovered that her family has a strict rule about only drinking Blue Mountain Coffee without milk. I also asked some of her classmates, and they said that her name was Dawn, but she "was not the type to think about tomorrow at all". And I actually tried to solve the case (after I woke up). My logic included: - Why did she have a mug at school? - Why didn't she use the handle on the mug? - If the cup was so hot, why wouldn't she put it down? - She did not look shocked at all, just annoyed. Had she done this before? - She said "it''s killing me", did she know she was about to die? - Why would she drink milk coffee? Moreover, why will her family forbid milk coffee in the first place? To this day, Dawn's murder remains unsolved. Now, I beseech the wisdom of the Comment Section in providing theories. Thank you for anything you write, Dawn will be thankful.

[@AllieAddison-lz3lk]

My conclusion is that she did know she was dying and she didn't care. Or it was a complete accident. One of the 2.

[@islaizzy]

one of my weirdest dreams: me and my family traveled to some sketchy country because we had to evacuate ours for some reason. we went to this hotel that looked like if the backrooms walls were a wallpaper but the bedroom and kitchen were really modern. I had to pee, so I went into the bathroom to find an Indian guy living on the shower ceiling. I was scared to go to the bathroom, and then he tried to kidnap me and I woke up. kind of scary.

[@eddieflorio535]

9:57 When people say, "dreams have meanings", this is what they mean. This shows how someone may feel that their family doesn't believe in their pain, and because of it, they feel betrayed or lost.

[@L-and-P]

I once had a dream that I went to a school for sieging. They taught you ballista 101, and the correct way to use a trebuchet. They taught us the boiling oil method, and how to train crocodiles for some reason. In the final exam we actually sieged another rival siege school, and I think we won. Then once we did, they said, “Congratulations you can go home now” and I was suddenly just teleported back to my room, and then I woke up.

[@meh7863]

That a pretty cool dream lol

[@charlottecochran2337]

5:53 In the book I'm writing, it's an actual tradition to write letters to dead people on the anniversaries of their death and put them on their graves for them to read in the afterlife.

[@Juunbeetl]

That actually sounds really cool

[@puekjh]

I have a lot of weird dreams, so here's a little variety of weird dreams: 1. Today I dreamt, that a bunch of people were burning Percy Jackson books, and I was just kinda standing there, a bit upset, but at the same time I didn't mind that much, because the fire caused a very warm and cozy atmosphere. 2. WW3 was going on, because all the covernments in the world and James Sirius Potter said so. And all of team starkid got kidnapped by Russians, and replaced with people,whos name was literally gibberish, who wrote weird books about philosophy, and somehow I knew exactly who was replacing who. I was also watching a video that showed the bees from Plan Bee (or whatever that bee movie rip off was called), and then these ugly bees were in front of my window, and then suddenly in my room and I was terrified. There were also Zombies that look like my mum who were possessed by Donald trump in my closet. 3. I was living under a rock by the sea, with Maori from Moana, and for some reason Poseidon was my father, and he was also all the water in the world. At some point my rock got flooded, and Maori just said: "aw he loves you", and I was sitting in a corner with my arms crossed, and really annoyed. 4. Just a plain slice of bread, nothing else, it didn't move or anything, and that was the whole dream

[@AllieAddison-lz3lk]

Number 2 seems like a dream I would have. I'm a big Harry Potter fan.

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

I don’t have dreams but this morning I woke up this morning with the Angry Birds music stuck in my head. And I was just like “I haven’t played Angry Birds in years…” and it now being 3 hours later I don’t remember how the Angry Bird music goes.

[@ZkratkaSepta]

My dreams usually consist of my normal day to day life exept everything goes wrong. Either I forget to bring something important with me or something unexpected happens which actually makes me double check if I didn’t forget anything in the real world and makes me take precautions to avoid these thing happening. It’s almost like the part of my brain that creates my dreams is like a worried parent constantly making me face the consequences of not remembering important things and not being careful.

[@lambiegabby4055]

One time I had a dream as a child I still remember to this day. It’s one of my personal favorite dreams. So this is about a shy pig who wishes to show the world she can dance,but she is afraid to because she is afraid of what people thought of her. But she gets the courage to show her talents thanks to a Bird nun. So she goes on a journey to a mountain which holds a house with a blank room. In the room,four tvs were in there. When you turn on the tvs,you see the four embodiments of the season. The tree of spring,tree of summer,tree of autumn……..and Snow White for some reason (she looked like the Snow White from the Disney theme parks). With a little song,the pig exclaims to them that she wishes to show the world what she can do. It’s very special to her and there all invited. The four embodiments are overjoyed and called all of the land to her show. At the night,every animal was there. (Including characters from noggin/nick jr. and playhouse/Disney junior shows.) They watch this pig dance beautifully with style and grace. Wowing everybody in the audience. She then gave a speech about how it’s scary to do something terrifying. But when people got your back,things aren’t so bad. Then credits rolled in my dream and then I woke up. All in all. one of my favorite dreams. It felt like a storybook people would read in elementary school (think “if you give a mouse a cookie” artstyle) But one of the best moments in the dream is this. So Snow White was walking in the snow (because here name has snow in it) And boots the monkey (also a guy in a costume like Snow White,appearance from the nick jr live shows) accompanied by a horse while holding the shovel. Boots gave Snow White the shovel saying “here,you need this” and then he and the horse rolled down the snowing hill he’s on. No,boots did not go onto the horse,he rolled and the horse followed the monkeys lead. AND IT WAS A NORMAL HORSE MIND YOU!!!

[@retae_ybab]

When I was on preschool, I was *terrified* of the guy from the operation game. So I had this nightmare where he broke into my preschool and just ran around. I woke up crying.

[@itsthemaggieshow]

My dream last night was that Mark Zuckenburg was college roommates with this guy in my neighborhood, and they really liked DnD. They tried to create a DnD -based video game, but ended up inventing the internet (???) Anyways they made this monument for them near where I lived, and a mansion for my neighbor guy’s descendants in a city park

[@terencecobain]

7:45 OK, that one made me cry 😢

[@randomstuff3031]

I once had an extremely weird dream when I was younger, which was somehow caused by watching a Undertale comic dub before going to sleep. The entire dream was an 8-bit art style where I was the main character that was inside the comic dub just exploring the Wintery town sans and papyrus lived in and was just looking around and then I get into a separate area and then I died to flowery, I literally woke up in a cold sweat lmao Personally, I tried to find the comic dub again, and all I remember about it is that it’s basically one of the dead souls, but if they were a skeleton and I remember the soul color being green

[@Yakkymania]

#bim is EXACTLY how i feel about bruno mars’ music.. they were so good to me when i was a kid but now they just feel like average auto tuned pop hits edit: i’ve been SUPER hooked on the police & sting recently so i appreciate bruno mars again as a vocalist but the instrumentals arent my style 🤷‍♀️ if it’s police style but it ain’t stewart copeland i don’t want it

[@verylostdoommarauder]

I had a dream where I figured out that Percy Jackson was not one series but two very similar series by different authors.

[@Shark_Rock]

I had a nightmare awhile ago, me and my brother were fighting, and in a rage I grabbed his collar bone, and broke it with my hands. Fortunetly, we either lived at, or were at a hospital, but I remember crying so much in that dream. When I woke up I ran to my parents room and told them what happened.

[@alr3764]

i once walked into a real estate agency and there was a cat working there who said "i put the meow in home-owner"

[@Ziehua]

One time in preschool I had a nightmare that evil demons with eyes for heads came and attacked the preschool by shoving peoples heads in boxes which somehow made them an eyeball demon too. Then Minnie Mouse came and to save the children took them and shoved them head first into the little cubby holes you hang your bags in. She then proceeded to take off her shoes and walk across the street to get a pedicure. I don’t know how I still remember this or what is wrong with me

[@TheCra5yCartoons]

1:59 the villain with the power of friendship.

[@ananxiousmessoo1789]

INSANELY weird superhero dream I had: There were superheros such as spiderman and the X-Men. The government wanted to catch all superheroes for some unknown purpose (I suspected they wanted to eradicate them all). One day the government created a machine that sent out a blast of noise (best way I can't describe it), it was so powerful you could physically see a bubble of sound. It would surge out for about 10 miles in diameter. They set up these bubble machines all over. I knew that it only affected superheroes for some reason. I ran for a bit and almost got away with spiderman but I was hit by the wave of energy. I either blacked out or was teleported into a large room (I believe inside one of those modern mansions) with a bunch of other super people. I tried to get out (via teleportation) but I found out that the powers were blocked. All of the sudden a blast came from the ground (the same as the ones the government put out). I remember being in such intense pain and closing my eyes. When my eyes where closed it looked like a deep blue. It was black around the edges and had shining golden and regular sparkles or stars. I remember saying "God, please let my death be quick" Then I woke up (not actually) in the same room. It was like time had reset and everyone had forgotten what happened. Then some other stuff happened but I can't remember. TLDR; The government wanted to capture and kill superheros. But at least spiderman got away :)

[@PyroGothNerd]

Y'all don't understand the chaos of seeing these posts, but not immediately noticing it was posted by "one-time-i-dreamt"

[@coyotix]

I have weird prophetic dreams sometimes. I remember how last year, I dreamt that my class went to see Hamilton at a local theater. The next morning, I found out two of the og cast members who were dating (Anthony Ramos and Jasmine Cephas Jones) broke up.

[@katharineball585]

I had one that predicted a pokemon game (sword) and it was like 3 years before!

[@vibechecked7522]

I have dreams about me doing mundane tasks, then, sure enough, within a month, I’ll find myself in the exact same situation that I dreamt about, and can even predict what will happen next based off of what happened in my dream, with around a 75-80% accuracy.

[@thischannelmakesuselessvid9529]

Mine was a talking basalisk that had grandma glasses and hair. This basalisk was a mass murderer and its favourite way to kill its victims was to wait under its bed and then poison them by biting their toes......

[@KnightmarePhoenix_official]

BIM needs to be a real thing

[@flickcentergaming680]

"Weekend plans, I have." I'M DYING

[@aleeshagilbert1009]

This was a dream I had in 5th grade. I still remember it vividly. It started out by my teacher at the time telling us we were going on a field trip. We ended up ant-sized and our class had horse race through one of those giants, spherical, marble mazes. I was really scared of the horse and after going around 30 feet (Centimeters maybe? We were tiny), my horse bucked me off, sending me flying. Then my POV switched to my cat. This had happened before the race started. My cat, Flame, was at the top of the marble maze when he was chased by a gang of pitbulls around the maze until he outran them and hid in a nook of cotton stuffing in the maze. Back to me, I landed in some of the stuffing, seeing Flame chilling next to me. I then hugged him and overcame my fear. He grew giant sized, (still being able to fit in the maze) and I rode him to the finish. The scene then changed, we were sledding down a racetrack made of ice in a large pine forest, me on a green sled with a small yellow sled attached to it via a rope. Flame was on the yellow sled. My classmates were on green sleds as well, though they weren't near me. I sled around for a few minutes before I spotted a hill in the ice. Deciding I wanted to do a jump, me and flame hit the slope and went flying high above the trees. The sled disappeared, and I hugged Flame, who was falling with me, shutting my eyes tight before I hit the ground and woke up, hugging a giant frog plus I had on my bed. I really wanted to experience that dream again, though I never did. The weird part is that it felt real. I still really enjoyed it.

[@gretazimmerman8299]

I once had a dream that my friends were being kidnapped, and I was trying to call the police, but before I could make the call, I had to sit through a five-minute ad. I was so annoyed and freaked out that I woke myself up.

[@iRradiantRayne]

One of my strangest dreams was when me and another guy away back from middle school were walking through a ghost town hand-holding and a swarm of drones descended on me and killed me with their blades.

[@ouchpaw3518]

“The clump will rise” is dreams summarised in one sentence. It makes no sense yet in the dream, you know exactly what it’s about.

[@caramel_frappe]

My weirdest dream was that I, a black female in high-school, was a half Japanese-half Taiwanese man in college who loved traveling but then settled down in Taiwan to finish his education and while in college he realized he was living a stereotypical movie life and had no choices and fought for the right to control his actions, finding love along the way and.. Edit: Ok this dream went on for a good while, I was knocked out for 11 hours. I just woke up confused why I was a different race, age and gender and what the heck was I dreaming about?! Like it was was so off the rails

[@puffpufferfish]

I had a dream where I crashed a rocket in Norway, then proceeded to go into an IKEA. The dream started out as a murder investigation.

[@IShy2]

One time a dream I had was the length of a feature length film, the first part was Charlie Brown getting kidnapped, the kidnapper than does, um, adult, play time, with Elmo, than the kidnapper was trying to suck the life force out of Huey from DuckTales, in fact, the whole DuckTales cast was fighting him, we never know what happened to Charlie Brown or Elmo (except at one point Sally got shot and died). The second half of the dream was the kidnapper turning into a dark overlord with minions and everything, it than cuts to the main cast of Chikn Nugit walking through the woods and discovering the minions, than it cuts to Chikn Nugit flying into the sky to defeat the overlord, but overhears him crying about how nobody likes him, so Chikn floats down and holds his hand, the villain reforms that quickly and brings peace to the land...

[@dolorsitametconsectur]

Riveting plot

[@toricybrr]

I’m so glad the NFT one was just a dream

[@Aluithil]

I once had a dream where I was in a terrible party - held at my own home. I had been drinking and still had a huge bottle with me when I walked out the front door and saw Morgan Freeman. Guy was in a white suit, sunglasses and a straw hat, carrying SO MANY grocery bags. He looked at me and said with the most gentle voice: "You know in your heart who I am. I know you and I love you, even when you can't love yourself. Now, would you like some ice tea?"

[@SnakeonLSD]

Have you seen Bruce Almighty lately?

[@archae2254]

I once had a dream where i was in 1st grade, and i was learning maths or smth, when suddenly the fossil of a trex burst in through the wall and tried to eat the blackboard, only to by killed by my (dreamed) teacher, by yelling at it and throwing books at it

[@laurenpetro2901]

8:15 is just the plot of What We Do in the Shadows

[@donutholebandit6212]

The Kurt's Connor thing really just sounds like something he would do for real. Like, that's SO in-character for him

[@cupio-stardust]

So y’all know that TikToker that faked Tourette’s syndrome? Once I dreamt that I met them and I beat them up. Another dream I had was that Bamberly from DNB got a V2 of her song and it sounded so good that I started dancing on the floor. And yes, I was disappointed when I woke up.

[@redfoxlol101]

god i’m tired i thought this said ‘i was bamberly’

[@sirfirebrand1529]

When i was younger i had consistent dreams about falling off a building, it was always the same building, but how I'd fall off was different each time

[@elizabethnh499]

7:59 made me laugh so hard my dog peed on the floor. also, i had this dream the other night where i was on a train in florida with ron weasley and hermoine granger from harry potter, i dont remember if harry was there, but me and ron had feelings for eachother. 10/10 would recommend dreaming abt this.

[@JDM-is-my-name]

I will share a weird dream of mine (please be aware that A LOT of my dreams are in 3rd person). I also wrote this right after waking up, because my therapist at the time said that was a good idea. I named everyone, except Virgil, after the dream. Yes, there is a lot of lore, yes most of it was just accepted in my dream and some of it, I had to try and make sense of. My dreams usually read kind of like a movie, so please don't be mean :( also, I like to write fiction, so a lot of it probably reads like it, lol Virgil Burke is tasked to tkae care of two children, a boy and a girl, who do not have names, parents, papers or dna. They are products created from an event in which creatures that looks like children were appear. It is unknown if they are human or alien as it has been impossible to get DNA of of any child, adult or teen who have been seemingly created in these bursts. While Virgil tries to take care of them both, he must defend them against people who are like them, but who wishes them harm. The biggest one of these is called The Childsnatcher, named after what they do. The Childsnatcher can change reality around them, but only to those who are Unlike himself. He catches the young boy, Tristan, in a hotel while Freya, his sister, plays dumb. A group of all female skies is out to try and get Freya after Virgil has been deemed inefficient in protecting Tristan. The story of Virgil then splits into 2: one following Virgil and his attempts to get Tristan out of the realm he has been pulled into, the other following Freya as she discover herself in the arms of a stranger as well as the care of the All Female Spy team. In case you were wondering, he fails :( The creepy thing about this dream, it that I vividly remember that before I woke up, there was an old woman saying "Virgil" over and over again, hence why I think Virgil is the name of the main dude.

[@plush1563]

One time I had a Dream i was watching an Animated Series about Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan). There was a minor part of one of the episodes where She remembered a weird music video on MTV from when she was little. In the video, a bunch of Puppets are living in a mansion together. The singer was a British butler who did a rap in a violently dull British voice. Another slightly Marvel Related dream. I was Elmo with Grover and Zoie. We had been transported to a place known as "The Centre of Time." It was an endless damp, misty lake. There was many a few plants underwater but no wildlife besides 1 quaint quake of a duck. There was a seemingly endless amount of broken piers we had to cross if we wanted to excape. Out of a portal came Ironheart and Doctor Doom. It felt implied that Riri was here to help us while Doctor Doom was there to use whatever power was there in the Centre of time for his own plans.

[@yes_its_edd191]

Once i dreamt i was at a indoors playground area with my black ferret named "Hotdog", and it was really full with kids everywhere, then Hotdog jumped out of my arms into the ballpit and the rest of my dream was just me chasing him around the playground

[@plutolunaplays]

i had a weird dream last night that Billie Eilish, Kim Petras, Taylor Swift and Slayyter were ASDA store clerks and i tried to buy a bouquet of flowers for my mum but they wouldn't let me because I didn't have a credit card on me. The bouquet was only £1 so thats what made me realise i was dreaming.

[@nohintshere]

various dreams i've had - christmas-themed doom eternal x candy crush x toy story collab - my phone began to autocorrect everything i typed to "so coolio" ft. fish-themed tower defense game - fnaf but in a resort with a zoo and waterpark, and you were a guest that could disappear into the walls but they had a certain number of people they could take at once so i had to hide in a bathroom in that same dream, i was caught and someone took a picture of me and it blew up on twitter - it was halloween, me and my dad lived in a treehouse complex, i went trick-or-treating but figured out the residents only spoke french everyone had their own designated tomato vine, and someone tried to ask us for tomatoes in french and we tried to gesture to him that there weren't any left so he called us racist - trapped in a candy store on christmas; i ate bacon-flavored marshmallows and stole a gumball machine that dispensed peanuts that had pictures of sans undertale plastered all over it

[@no64256]

You know the glove on the file select screen in Mario 64? I once had a nightmare about it eating my family in a weird version of Wet Dry World and it scared me for ages. I refused to go upstairs (where my games were) without one of my parents for quite a while Mario helped me barricade myself in a hole in the wall, and I think he got eaten by that glove afterwards. I'm pretty sure the glove/cursor is supposed to be Mario's glove/hand in the actual game My parents were also reading newspapers, they never did irl

[@Just_a_Little_Chicken]

Oh yeah I dreamt I was taking tea with a Ghost, and I said "T'CHOUPI IS GAY AND HAND SPINNERS ARE SMEXY, AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!"

[@LeoparDusk]

My dreams tend to follow a somewhat understandable storyline, and I write them down often. Sometimes they’re genuinely intriguing, like one dream where I was tasked with exploring an abandoned kingdom, and unlocked memories of my time there as a soldier along with a girl named Madeline. And then I met her, even though the kingdom was abandoned years ago. And sometimes the dream is interesting, but then takes a _really_ weird turn in plot. Like, once I had a dream where there was basically a fight club in my house (they were fighting to escape) and everyone was angry at each other. The solution was to team up with Toriel from Undertale and cOOK EVERYONE INTO A FRIENDSHIP BURGER. A lot of my dreams seem to involve the ninja from Lego Ninjago.

[@Moth_is_a_soullessbeing]

6:57 *_This is canon to Slenderman cuz I say so_*

[@Z3N1TY0]

last night i had this dream, it was rlly complicated so ill sum it up: royal looking guards at my school want to kill me but don’t go after me or anything like that, they just are rlly creepy whenever i approach them and everything’s cool when im away from them weird horror movie with a scene of rotting adult version of porcelain looking dolls

[@AshAndHarvey]

I was in australia, exept the animals looked like they came out of minecraft and they told me to run, to wake up, before it's too late. I've never been to australia

[@sand__witch]

5:15 Related: does anyone else get those weird half-dreaming states when you're stressed out about maths, where you just lay there, teetering on the edge of unconsciousness, and your brain won't let you tip over that edge until you solve all the equations, but the equations are all complete nonsense? One night, I had a VERY upsetting dream that my mother had died, woke up, cried a little, and then went into full-on rational function catatonia for the next +/- six hours.

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

I had a dream where there was a new 2d 16 bit sonic game, but paying taxes was a major game mechanic. It was called "Sonic Taxation" and you would have to pay a 30% income tax on your rings after each level.

[@gotcha-toon3940]

Lol once I had a dream where the Warner siblings had these animatronics made to look like them, but then they were possessed by the Afron kids Who kept making holes in the ground so they had to put them away they brought them back, but then they put them back in the storage again in 2013 other things that happened in this Dream include circus baby, putting a bag on her head so she would look less scary and me going to Lady Gaga‘s KZbin channel I scrolled down really far then I saw videos of the Warner siblings, and one of them. She was making an animation of them by knitting. On her channel I also saw some really weird looking plushes of them

[@danielquinn2908]

the dream i remember is i was walking home at like 10pm where this random guy whom only i could see began saying good morning hours on end and would never leave me alone unless i obsessively said good evening, i didnt sleep much after that

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

7:23 this somehow reminded me of a dream i had where gef the mongoose has been living in my house and had access to my fridge and stole all of my cheese and when i come to check up on the kitchen he’d just shout “well bloody hell i cant have dairy even in this house!” 10/10 W dream

[@CamelSupplier]

Do you perhaps happen to be a Lemon Demon fan?

[@Sunnfloweropposum]

@@CamelSupplier YES I AM!!

[@BeanKally]

I recently had a dream I wanted to put on here I was in this like multi million dollar mansion, and I was being chased by a plague doctor in a tutu that had a curling iron that said “the British are coming”

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

I had a dream that ended with a dog killing me in the front yard, & I woke up in the middle of the night. I tried going back to sleep, but in the dream, I'd wake up on the ground where I'd been killed, the dog would notice me not dead, & it would kill me again, ending the dream once more, waking me up again in the middle of the night. This happened several times.

[@rebornwoshua78]

Recently I had a dream where a sequel to Better Call Saul came out, but it was in the style of Slippin’ Jimmy (the animated show) and there was a promo for it where Saul stood in front of a solid yellow background with red Arial text on it.

[@onecarlos64]

Weird dream I was watching total drama like it a new season but it's in autumn in a island the only thing I saw was Sammy in the final

[@ivory7182]

I used to have a reoccurring dream where I broke into my primary school through a window light in order to slay a monster. But then I would have to run and hide on the playground when the monster got the upper hand