One wrong decision can ruin your whole run (Vampire Survivors)

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[@Blandco]

As a streamer NL was already an expert at entertaining babies. Now he gets to use that experience in his personal life.

[@bilbo1778]

This comment needs more likes 🤣

[@suNn.K.O]

so true

[@japplebarry5627]

Tru Tru so Tru

[@baggedcoleslaw]

Savage

[@hoebare]

I feel seen

[@beachloop1537]

"I got no glass left, all i got is stones and i'm ready to whip 'em out" is one of the funniest starts to a video on NL's channel

[@mrrp405]

That intro monologue was a fantastic start

[@ryannixon4138]

I agree, Egg has a way with words.

[@BigFlounk]

You brought up Our Lady Peace earlier. Do you like Hum? They put out a new album recently that is very good.

[@CycleMantis]

The man's got stones ngl

[@babassoonist557]

This axiom will always be true: I see A good father, I Pog

[@Reflexzzzz]

Based, Based!

[@1wayroad935]

I see the baby meta is going strong. I couldn't stop smiling the whole time Luna was there.

[@johnnymetonymic]

On the library don't get the tome or the mask from upgrades. They're at the top of the room on the left and right respectively. It let's you have 8 support items. Fill up all your support slots before you pick them up.

[@styrofoamcow6996]

Like getting dracula stuck on the bookshelf and having an extra minute of time alive lmao, my record is 30 min and 51 seconds

[@CycleMantis]

@@styrofoamcow6996 Spoilers but.... Have you gotten second dracula yet?

[@CycleMantis]

Agreed, but my greed.

[@Paradockzz]

@@CycleMantis i got killed by 3rd dracula today

[@SerekAkaSeras]

With skillful usage of clock lance you can get to fifth one.

[@corndasby50]

"Bears don't eat foxes, but, you gotta admit they are larger."

[@marshalllenhart7923]

11:08 Fish 100% feel pain. They can also remember faces and have the ability to form friendships.

[@shinuizabusa2180]

They also pass the mirror test to identify themselves.

[@bradturner7678]

i feel kinda bad after beating up all those fish now.

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

@@shinuizabusa2180 A very specific fish, not all of them

[@gnosticinstitue]

@@TheMrTangamandapio He's a very lonely fish. At times, he envies his simple, carefree bretheren.

[@gravemanbob]

There is a garlic upgrade now! get the heart (pummerola) and it evolves to this black death zone its dope af

[@Zen17h]

While the bird weapons are already great on their own, I think the biggest benefit you get is that they merge, giving you an additional weapon slot

[@Chris-ks4sw]

What do you need to evolve the birds?

[@andycyca]

@@Chris-ks4sw just take them both to Max level and get the upgrade in a chest

[@sol_in.victus]

@@andycyca you can upgrade them as long as they're both >lvl2 it just has to be 10+ minutes for the upgrades to appear on chests

[@Raikirin]

@@sol_in.victus not true for the birds specifically. Every other weapon, sure.

[@MrThemetricsystem]

Ryab is right, yet again. Bears are larger than most every fox in many ways.

[@Sasiskin7823]

Many people are saying this

[@patrickcleary5923]

Source dude just trust me??

[@alexjones4219]

In many ways uwu

[@dahkdm8787]

@@jpryan90 John Ryab

[@shinuizabusa2180]

As an Ichtyologist i can assure you, fish can feel pain.

[@dman8988]

fish do NOT feel pain at all how we humans or mammals perceive it if they do, all we know is that they react in certain way to being put in bad conditions, wanting to get away from it. We don't know anything 100% at all.

[@Kineticboy2K1]

@@dman8988 We've traced the nerve responses of fish to see exactly how they feel pain, if at all (since, like you said, they react as if they are in pain, similar to how a mammal would). They found that the response was WAAAAAAY less powerful than the signal OUR nerves send to our brain, so it could be that fish feel "itchyness" or "pressure" and only require that much to know to get away. We have a much more complicated brain though, so even if the signal was AS powerful, there's no way to know if they'd even be able to process it as pain like we do.

[@alexjones4219]

Yes of course they do having no sense of pain or negative stimulus would be a evolutionary deadend not even sure why it's a question

[@alejandroreyes9574]

I think it's a bit generous to say there will be one mistake...

[@Flokey09]

Had a run with garlic, evolved bible, santa water, and candelabra. My aoe was so huge nothing could get close. The Santa water actually made a ring around me when I stood still then if anything got past that they get pushed back by the Bible’s and garlic would finish anyone else. Along with other buffs like spinach, duplicator, etc it was so good

[@echiko4932]

What about birbs?

[@Patrick-nx8lh]

My issue with santa water is that it goes so far out that it often goes out of bounds when you're in the library, making it kinda useless

[@swordzanderson5352]

So basically, you were the pope without his holy wand.

[@darkforbiddenlord5948]

My compliments to the baby

[@bobobro2358]

I love the wholesome moments when the baby comes in

[@yo-zl4qy]

WHEN I SAW THIS THE POG STARTED FALLING FROM THE SKY, I HELD MY HANDS TO CATCH AS MUCH OF THE POG RAIN AS POSSIBLE, AND THANK THE LORD ABOVE FOR THIS KIND GESTURE

[@yo-zl4qy]

but for real this time, loving the vampire survivors series NL!

[@incription]

my gourd is full, now lets drink

[@kimhunter6733]

There is a guaranteed cooldown book on the left and stonemask on the right. If you get them last you can have 8 items

[@11u510n15t]

It's about where the seat belt land son the shoulder. You can get adjusters that basically lower the contact point, but babyseats are there because seatbelts are not designed for small ppl.

[@ArenDsiire]

As soon as he learns how to buff garlic with candelabrador we're going to the moon. Diamond hands.

[@SamFishback]

The best way to start a video: a smiling baby. She has so much hair now!!

[@darty4654]

incredible baby segment today

[@BenEvolved]

Electric schmoogaloo

[@Violaetor]

There are different stages for the kids seats, rear facing until a certain age, forward facing until a certain age/weight, booster until a certain weight/height, front seat at a certain weight/height.

[@MatthewLenz]

That's such a good age. Your kid is completely enamored with your presence everytime you walk in the room. It's one of the best feelings ever.

[@macnolds4145]

Some intel for NL: you should get Candelabra and max it out (for max range), and also complement it with Axe (which requires Candelabra for evolution). Max range is very important. You push all the enemies away and all your projectiles get incredibly large and mow enemies down.

[@Zanaki113]

This man is gonna be so pogged when he finds out about the garlic.

[@Slater6977]

2 weeks ago i bought a new computer, the only things ive been playing are super auto pets and vampire survivors. Thanks NL

[@huckthatdish]

If he went left and grabbed tome off the ground for extra bible up time, he might’ve made it

[@xsouldriverx]

When Da Baby threw a kiss, my cold frozen heart thawed and all the pog pumped throughout my body once more.

[@dremndishot2695]

Egg is a good Dad

[@WishIWasClever]

I've got no glass left, all I got is pogs

[@Acc_Expired]

Front facing camera + vr headset = solution to backwards-facing car sickness

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

On the car seat topic - In the UK, it's either until they're 12 OR 135 cm tall. As long as they meet those requirements it's legal to not use one. There was some discussion that adults that didn't meet height requirements would have to use booster seats as well, but that may have been misconception/rumour.

[@meebond]

I had a 32 minute run in the library. Death got stuck behind one of the tables. With this game still being in early access, I highly doubt we've seen the end of the game - Death is just their way of forcing you to stop breaking their unfinished game. xD

[@ahsbxncdhxjxjc7469]

I think we can all agree when baby makes it on the stream, it makes the stream 10x better. Wishing you good health for you and your family you bald man

[@azmatiq3078]

Baby cameos have become my favorite part of NL vids, truly goated content

[@leejames929]

The idea of the car seat on the first date is a hilarious image

[@flatbat13]

I have had terrible motion sickness my entire life, I couldn't ride more than 2 hours in a car without throwing up, after almost 2 years of playing VR I am now largely unaffected by many of the things that used to give me motion sickness, including VR

[@slackateer]

All I got is stones man, and I'm ready to whip them out. 32 seconds in and I'm pogging!

[@Maximus_Justenian]

Came for the gameplay, stayed for the commentary.

[@korpse6rinder]

The garlic and birds have evolve now. Birds have upgrades past the evolve too.

[@derspielmann4158]

The moment NL said he took his glasses off, my internet decided 480p is the max it can do, so it looked all blurry. I had to comment immediately

[@Wertsir]

You thought he wore glasses to help him see, he actually wears them to help _you_ see.

[@derspielmann4158]

@@Wertsir That's just the kind of guy NL is. I bet he puts chat on his first monitor and the game on the 2nd monitor

[@merdoc5357]

Someone’s probably already mentioned it nl but you can hit esc to skip the chest cut scene.

[@echiko4932]

My take on mortality is that everyone is immortal until proven otherwise. I haven't died yet :3

[@Zanaki113]

Can confirm, have not died yet.

[@zachblackwell9032]

If I rode facing backwards for even 20 minutes I would be so sick

[@CaymenLeP]

As much as I pog for vampire survivor, Baby was the mvp of this session. It’s nuts to notice her growth since the first reveal. Babies grow quick! She’s so smart, I feel she’s made a ton of good progress.

[@thelol1759]

God I love this content.

[@jcbro86]

I do love that bilbo quote. I use it often enough irl I guess, but no one I know has caught onto it.

[@xXfzmusicXx]

Man it must be so rewarding seeing your child starting to talk like that. Made me tear up a little :p

[@Steveminesdiamonds]

17:47 i get carsick very often, and hearing this suggestion literally gave me an instant headache

[@BigPapaMitchell]

watching him kite creatures he literally 1 shots with garlic is something else

[@evanfischer147]

There was no evolution for garlic when you recorded this but there is now! It evolves with the p item I can't spell that gives health regen

[@Slater6977]

i came for the anecdotes and stayed for the anecdotes

[@TheFartoholic]

21:10 Ironic that NL would dare to lecture someone on music history, while mistakenly saying that Doolittle came out in 1988, NOT 1989.

[@prawtism]

The egg has cracked

[@virtualnuke-bl5ym]

There is an upgrade for garlic, it's with the Regen passive. I got it yesterday and it's SO op. Especially if you have the candelabra which increases the range to be literally half the screen

[@kneecappinninja8131]

There is an evolved Garlic, it’s in the Achievements... you can also combine both bird weapons and it opens up a weapon slot!

[@deadlymoogle2]

This video is from before the garlic patch

[@CrosshairLunchbox]

It DOES work that way, if you leave the chest on the ground then level up fire wand to 8 you'll get the evolution 100% (unless you have competing evolutions. Chat is lying!)

[@Leffycios]

Dude i need to hear more of Ryabs interactions with Luna while Luna is in the room. Hell, give me a video of them doing the "Eyes. Off" interaction and i'll 100% sit there smiling like a dummy the whole time

[@DimmuDeer]

Can't wait for him to discover evolved garlic, it's kinda pog.

[@Discostick55]

NL's schmovement really is something else, I've bought this game based on this video series and gotten quite the few wins under my belt now, but only because I pick my items so that I'm evolving them as much as possible. I'm so impressed with how far he gets schmoving like that even despite making dogshit item choices and combinations.

[@cooraa]

Gotta love NL. One minute he talks about the cute stupid games he plays with da baby and next he's talking about human mortality and the inevitable death we'll all eventually suffer which could happen at any moment.

[@okcaibre]

I just wanna say that I think that post Luna NL is the poggiest era of NL

[@willmccann4115]

NL wasn’t lying, his baby is so freaking cute

[@DexTag]

I enjoy this game a lot, I hope it has multiplayer one day!

[@waxtrax_]

"You ever see Nosferatu? He looks like a streamer" +2

[@pandabeatbox3552]

< Exorcist Build > Character : -Poe Rancho Weapons : -Garlic > Souleater -Bible > Vespers -Cross > Heaven Sword -Holy Water (Santa Water) -Peachone & Ebony (Yin & Yang Holy Birds) > Vandalier - Laurel OR - Lightning Ring (God's Smite) Stat base items : -Pummarola > garlic evolve -Spellbinder > Bible evolve, Longer Santa water -Clover > Cross evolve -Spinach > more damage overall -Chandelier > Bigger Aoe -Duplicator > More Cross, More Holy Water, More Vandalier Rainbow Rockets, More lightning Edit : Prioritize getting Peachone and Ebony first

[@dedmanwalken8565]

Bruh, i called my mans had a November vibe immediately.

[@42nomnomnom]

18:15 pummerola evolves garlic.

[@ryancrouch813]

Evolved Axe + Evolved Bible + Evolved Fire Wand is my favorite combo on Poe. In my personal opinion, don't evolve the garlic unless you absolutely need to; it does less damage and knockback. The Peachone + Ebony Wings (Vandalier evolution) combo makes this whole shebang unstoppable, quite literally, even on Hyper mode. If you don't evolve the garlic, you have 3 additional passive slots you can do whatever you want with, if you want heaven sword go for it. Personally i found santa water to be pretty pog with the combo.

[@scoobyshag85]

This is my favorite series

[@m0002856]

Nosferatu is definitely not Dracula. The concept of THE Dracula character was like a metaphor for a sexy man who corrupts pure women and kills the gentlemen. The vampire curse was like an STD. A blood disease you couldn’t get rid of. And he was very seductive. So basically Bram Stoker was pissed about some sexy foreign guy stealing all the ladies and having one night stands with them so he killed him off in his book KYLE FROM 9TH GRADE! How am I supposed to find a pure virgin Christian woman when freaking Count Bradular the 3rd keeps coming up here with his Romanian accent and stealing all my girls?!

[@volvok7749]

Just wait till you see Sheridan Le Fanu's Carmilla, same with a lesbian twist! (and two decades earlier)

[@ethanlocke3604]

That intro was fantastic

[@PostalDude667]

You can't do Buster Keaton dirty like that

[@BiggySn1p3r]

I've been having fun with Porta recently. Not sure if there's been a buff to the Lightning Ring, but it wipes out sooo many enemies now when upgrading damage, area size, and projectiles.

[@mrbenman97]

Loving the content NL. I'm sure a ton of people already said this, but garlic now evolves with the health regen item, and both pigeons evolve into one super pigeon.

[@C05597641]

dying in the library is impressive. Ill give you that.

[@abidarthegreat]

Always upvote for baby on cam. Can't wait for 5yo Luna to run in and ask for fruit snacks.

[@Galardomond]

2:40 I'm crying :D

[@shawnturberville8665]

That ending was all schmoovment baby

[@forestshepherd253]

27:25 Nosferatu is a copyright dodge. He's Dracula.

[@clayto5494]

I'm a simple man, I see NL being a good dad, I like

[@IYPITWL]

Spinach, garlic, knife and a cookbook? Oh yeah that's the salad build. Edit: evolved garlic could be a trail.

[@babassoonist557]

Can’t believe the egg refuses to watch Citizen Kane

[@crunchlaw8575]

Wait till he finds out there’s an evolved garlic and peachOne now

[@CaymenLeP]

I can’t wait until he tries the new bird and garlic evolutions

[@vanixiii5657]

Any vid with baby immediately has me pogged out of my gourd

[@nbb1992]

garlic and pummerolla evolve together and i always go for bloody tear which is whip plus hollow heart because it heals you as you do damage with it

[@betajakob]

you can pick up the mask to the right and the book to the left after you get all your other upgrads

[@divszyyy]

Thank you, KZbin Recommendations ♥️♥️

[@thealphas1]

NL has to be the only person his age to say the word “yassification”

[@TheThig1002]

This must be before the garlic evolution update… I was pulling my hair out for a bit, wondering why he wasn’t picking up the heart 😂

[@thoughte2432]

fyi you can combine the peacone and the ebony wings, it becomes something crazy. Is also upgradable after evolution

[@juanmendez3290]

if only he had updated for 18:19, super garlic is now a thing

[@johngleeman8347]

The eggling is very smart!

[@Lercus]

@Northernlion - there is evolved Garlic. Just get regen passive.

[@hectorpeliche2209]

My dopamine receptors are pogging

[@Ogg_Vorbis]

Please don't whip out your stones, Mr. Streamer.

[@renegade7357]

Thousand Edge, is basically this games equivalent of the mini-gun from Predator or T2.

[@NateOfUSA]

such a wholesome intro

[@blahthebiste7924]

Correct, There's No Penguins in Alaska (by Chiodos)