Evolved garlic = even stinkier breath (Vampire Survivors)

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[@joaovitorcamargo7165]

I like how in this game egg has a better chance of talking about everything he wants to cause the game is basically walk

[@JohnyScissors]

Poggiest walking simulator of all time

[@spiritttual]

ele e muito bom

[@joaovitorcamargo7165]

@@spiritttual uma figura kkkk

[@jorel_pincel]

Fico feliz em saber que não sou o único neste país que aprecia o homem-ovo. Obrigado pelo conforto, nobre espectador do homem-ovo.

[@MasterTheTime_]

egg lol

[@drakesdrum1]

"the next ten minutes are going to take like 15 minutes" >Looks at time bar >18 minutes remain When he's right, he's right

[@blahthebiste7924]

And the last 3 minutes of the video are post-run so he was spot-on

[@baggedcoleslaw]

his brain is so large

[@ahmedhilmikiper7808]

9:53 „it‘s broken“ had me dying

[@Shnarfbird]

Oh no! Our baby!

[@sol_in.victus]

@@Shnarfbird LOL i thought the same thing

[@sinbadddx]

Literally been waiting forever to see egg play the update and use evolved garlic, dropped all my work to watch this

[@m0002856]

Dude. I can’t believe I just learned probably some of the most anxiety relieving piece of baby advice from a KZbinr I started watching in 2014-2015. Now I know if I ever have a baby girl not to go into a full on panic attack and possibly cardiac arrest if there’s blood in the diaper. Like this is no joke some of the best information out there that could literally save the lives of soon-to-be parents who might have underlying heart problems as I myself have.

[@JD2jr.]

Yeah, he said those things like "oh, whatever, it's just a thing" but it's exactly the kind of thing that you wouldn't likely find out while preparing to have a kid and would be incredibly important to know if it came up.

[@m0002856]

@@JD2jr. Exactly. I went to his wife’s stream and donated 20 bucks immediately after writing the initial comment. My wife and I are looking to start our own family soon, and I do have anxiety and heart problems so like.. I can only imagine what could have happened if we have a daughter and I didn’t know about this. It’s a potential serious medical emergency waiting to happen. Man has been dropping baby knowledge constantly and it’s all amazing advice.

[@awyoung706]

I'm having my first baby, a girl, with underlying heart problems in about 4 months. Definitely noted. NL is just like Alexandria's Library of knowledge and wisdom lol

[@ActionScripter]

@@awyoung706 Hey I hope things are going alright with the baby!

[@maxgamesst1]

I can't believe the -2 Jerma joke has flawlessly transferred across the Twitch platform to northerlion

[@sinbadddx]

1:00 I thought he was crazy he can’t get balder but when I noticed it holy shit he’s right

[@MadDannyWest]

Now he needs to explain where his scalp ends and where his cheeks begin

[@kostaras11]

Wait he's bald?

[@somebodystealsmyname]

The egg story was really funny as a german. Here eggs are neither refrigerated, nor come in dozens. You can usually buy them in cartons of 6, 10 or 18. You might also get some pallets with 30 eggs.

[@Blandco]

It was so amusing to see that one guy hatch a quail egg from a bunch of store bought eggs. I thought the video was a fake because I didn't know that stores in Europe don't refrigerate eggs! Some people in the US don't put eggs in the fridge either.

[@Eothok]

@@Blandco Some European countries do refrigerate eggs.

[@TheAscense]

In Finland eggs are also in cartons of 4

[@Old_Ladies]

Also eggs last more than a week so I find it hard that even a single person can't eat 12 eggs within 3 weeks.. So many recipes need eggs and eggs are just dam good with breakfast.

[@LucasGleason]

@@Blandco linkkk

[@littleblueclovers]

crazy satisfying to see most of the weapons upgraded

[@Nesquick1121]

i usually run 4 or 5 lol getting to 30 mins everytime is so easy

[@g76agi]

@@Nesquick1121 bro imagine flexing in vampire survivors comments 😭😭😭

[@Nesquick1121]

@@g76agi not flexing rofl i could care less telling how far ive gotten

[@Tyranzor64]

NL has a great ability to walk face first into enemies then walk the opposite way from the food

[@frankmc8355]

"Don't fall in the trap of taking shifts where one person stays up overnight and the other sleeps." This is literally what my wife and I did and it worked great, but we're weird because she's a super early riser and I love an excuse to go to bed in the early morning and wake up late in the morning.

[@farahali3032]

Do you mean late in the afternoon?

[@Kahlnen]

This is what my wife and I are actively doing, and it has been a godsend for her sleep schedule.

[@frankmc8355]

@@farahali3032 fixed it. I actually meant i went to bed in the early morning. My wife slept 8pm-3am and I slept 3am-10am (plus or minus an hour) To be fair, NL is right--the baby just slept that whole time and I could literally just chill and play video games on the TV, but we still much preferred that to using known-defective baby monitors for peace of mind. Although thus reminds me, the first bit of advice I'd give me parents is that there's an organization in Sweden dedicated to safe sleep for infants that will send you a baby box for free. It makes taking shifts much less onerous when the kid can be wherever you are while they sleep.

[@dylanb2990]

@@frankmc8355 isn’t a baby monitor just a camera? What’s defective with them?

[@frankmc8355]

@@dylanb2990 what NL was referring to in the video isn't a camera--it's a little sock with a heart monitor like a Fitbit in it designed to sound an alarm when it doesn't detect a heartbeat, specifically to guard against SIDS. They're defective because they quite commonly sound alarms when the baby's fine, and even worse they often don't sound the alarm when the baby isn't fine.

[@PostalDude667]

If I'm cooking with ginger, I'm also cooking with garlic in the same dish, but if I'm cooking with garlic, I might not add ginger. In other words garlic is superior to ginger. By this logic onion is the superiorest of all. I pretty much don't cook anything without onion :D

[@blahthebiste7924]

This all checks out

[@tsawy6]

It was a hell of a feeling when I discovered that I didn't need onion for some dishes. Going just garlic creates a purer flavour sometimes

[@kameronkendall8715]

This is the same reason my girlfriend doesn’t let me cook. Garlic and onion to the max in 90% of the dishes I make

[@choke-]

@@kameronkendall8715 nothing wrong with some garlic and onion

[@dana8190]

I finally got every achievement and all unlocks I really hope this gets more updates!

[@arcanus5120]

Same

[@dana8190]

Once you know what to use you can really burn thru the game, specially with hypermode

[@noiz9061]

it seems like they're doing weekly updates based off of Steam logs :)

[@pizza.doctor]

Same

[@michalwamp]

got the secret character?

[@liquidrock2u]

NL if he didn't take the class: Oh no! Our baby. It's broken!

[@phtevenstevin4625]

As a father of triplets, I can highly recommend (for educational purposes - I'm not a doctor) the owlet sock. Saved our bacon big time.

[@jamesandrew7120]

Binding of Isaac sure has a lot of facts about the newborns first poop. Meconium is sure a very useful trinket

[@zeybarur]

Honestly I'm with NL on the bun rant My dad's butcher sells burger buns in packs of four

[@jettnash5217]

17:29 When someone takes the first one off the bunch, it usually means the rest will ripen faster so technically it does spoil it for everyone else

[@Garnzlok]

Vandalier did some nutty damage at the end. It seems like its weaker than other upgrades at lvl 1 but since you can level it up it becomes the best. Makes sense for how much commitment you are putting into it.

[@noxus7462]

I’ve only gotten the early stages of Vandalier but I expect it to be the strongest weapon at max level, also that it allows you to get a 9th weapon is pretty good. The problem is the heavy investment in it, basically 3x the other upgraded weapons Edit: just got max level Vandalier in hyper library. 1.2m damage in 6:25 mins, 3k dps. In comparison, hellfire did 2.9m RNG in 13:12 mins, 3.6k dps

[@andrewdevita629]

@@noxus7462 Vandalier is easily the strongest weapon in the game if you build around it. No other weapon scales as well with support nearly as much. With the right build, it will outdo every weapon with their respective optimum build

[@Zen17h]

I think the levels it gets only increase area and cooldown - damage remains the same (except you hit more)

[@LV426Survivor]

Blood in black baby tar? Uhh excuse me you switched my baby with literal demon spawn.

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Hahaha the facial expression comedy after he makes the "That looks like upgraded garlic what is it ginger?" Joke

[@platinumresolve6466]

9:25 When he said "I saw blood and thought, its broken"🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

[@Rumcake256]

Excited to keep seeing uploads of this. The balance between gameplay focus/talk and bantering is 10/10

[@UnkoMunko]

Evolved Garlic is certified goated

[@sophiekirkpatrick300]

evolved garlic is fine the real shit is evolved axes and especially evolved bird. evolved bird is insane and by far the best weapon.

[@Old_Ladies]

@@sophiekirkpatrick300 Well the evolved bird did almost as much DPS as all other weapons combined crazy. Soul Eater didn't even do much so it looks like you shouldn't take garlic ever. 753.5k damage vs 3.6 million damage with the evolved bird and that bird came very late in the run with just 6:36 minutes left. Seems like evolved bird and evolved rune tracer are the highest DPS.

[@icanwatchthevideos]

@@Old_Ladies I didn't think rune tracer evolved, what evolves it?

[@sophiekirkpatrick300]

@@icanwatchthevideos runetracer doesnt evolve but it doesnt have to - its still insane damage (in the library at least im pretty sure its bad in the forest)

[@Old_Ladies]

@@icanwatchthevideos I don't know but I watch some KZbinrs use it and it gets insane damage.

[@RastaImpala]

the bun outrage at the end was gold haha

[@groose_streams9115]

The store he was talking about is called 'Save on Foods' for all you youtube watchers out there.

[@TheThunderbirdRising]

Evolved birds at 3.6 *million* damage? Always take birds yo

[@oisinbergin5292]

Anyone have a link to that TikTok

[@DarminX]

Poggers Survivors.

[@Isomoar]

For spare ginger cut 3 thin (2-4mm) slices & steep it in a mug of hot water for ginger tea (Add a small bunch of mint leaves optionally).

[@jacklillestrand8918]

Im a produce clerk at a grocery store. Taking apart bunches of bananas is absolutely fine, and breaking apart ginger is not a big deal. The exposed ends will get mold faster, but you can cut them off and the rest will be fine. There are way more annoying things you can do in the produce section than trying not to buy more than you need

[@PhantomThiefXI]

anybody got a link to the tiktok i couldnt find it

[@TurboZarya]

Same I am also interested

[@subzerosanijs]

Sent a link, but maybe it gets removed or something let me know

[@subzerosanijs]

Ye looks like KZbin removing it, basically its a TikTok with video ID: ZMLLF6KVL

[@TurboZarya]

@@subzerosanijs i can't find a way to get to the video by using that ID, what's the username?

[@subzerosanijs]

@@TurboZarya goth mikasa

[@_-__-____]

Anyone got a link to the tiktok he references around 24 mins?

[@Nightknight1992]

im searching aswell

[@Cedisdead]

"Xmen is bad but hitmans bodyguard is Ryan Reynolds bad" how can something be more fun and true then that

[@tylercroushore8636]

Welcome back dopamine. We've missed you.

[@Jrmofficial7067]

NL ginger is really good to freeze if you don’t use it all. Even cutting it finely frozen and just never thaw it works well

[@Jrmofficial7067]

Ah there’s chat saying it freezes

[@TheManosham]

The defense of evolved garlic and book is insane. Combine it with evolved axe, and nothing can get close to you.

[@hectorpeliche2209]

9:50 my baby…. ITS BROKEN

[@user-hu6ut9gx8j]

Babe wake up new garlic just dropped.

[@FreshThanatos]

Did you guys saw the dmg of the birds o.o 6 minutes and it has the highest dmg. Compared with garlic with 18 min. Those birds are insane o.o

[@seanfarrand9167]

Birds and cross are the highest dps, birds take a lot of xp to get going though.

[@liesareparadox1892]

Congratulations on your baby. Regarding the owlet sock we used it with both our kids… they are now 5 and 3. The owlet sock was amazing and when combined with the owlet baby monitor it was a real god send. Pro tip: Kids are more durable then you first realize. As long as you love them and give a damn about them you will be fine 🙂

[@justinbailey6515]

@11:40 most traumatizing thing as a first time parent was when my baby boy decided to poo just when I was putting on a fresh diaper. Was looking at brown toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube for 30 seconds...

[@rcuhljr]

Taking attract orb over evolving the whip is the real bad take NL.

[@bradturner7678]

attract orb is actually one of the better pick ups.

[@MARTINREN1231]

in my country , we actually sell eggs by the tray (i think its about 50 eggs a tray which costs roughly around $6) You can buy it by piece though.

[@James_Johnson79]

Going to offer this out to any impending dads out there. Embrace changing diapers! It’s not hard to do and it’s an amazing bonding experience with your child. You get to play a little, take a task away from your partner they might not be into and get some great just one on one time.

[@nik_narcotic]

Today I learned canadians don't have smaller egg cartons at their grocery stores. They have tons of 4 and 6 egg cartons at stores here.

[@queengambrino4114]

old news i'm sure, but it just got to me. the music in this game is kind of a banger!

[@oscardial]

26:36 He said next 10 min are 15 min. They actually were since the game ends at 40:14

[@noahkegley1259]

Free Guy is actually good tho.

[@Cedisdead]

"Ryan Reynolds good" that is

[@sinbadddx]

Seeing NL pick up those 3 turkeys at full HP absolutely killed me

[@andrea9342]

First video I watch of this serie, as an italian, some items names are hilarious

[@weswhit]

no joke i got a burger king ad after that joke you made at their expense. they mean war, ryan

[@jareller]

Can evolved garlic be combined with evolved kings Bible? I hope to see it

[@MadDannyWest]

"You can't minus 2 a take." -2

[@CrazyJ716]

Garlic pog

[@mikkelangajurasmussen9012]

I buy 30 eggs at once. They last a long time and I've never had a problem eating them before they go bad, we're also only two people eating this. To be fair I live in the countryside so I don't go shopping every day because it requires me to drive and I can get them fresh and cheap from a local farm.

[@tetryst]

there's some video somewhere you should watch about the american egg industry. We clean our eggs en masse, which removes some protective coating they have or something, which in turn makes us have to refrigerate them, and changes how long they last. I would assume canada does the same, just because it would make sense for them to import american eggs and use the mainland infrastructure, but I don't know. Pretty weird stuff.

[@DaintySailor]

In addition to the above reply, American eggs are paper thin. The agriculture industry in America treats livestock terribly, which shows in the decreased quality of livestock products. The chickens are fed bare minimum, so the shells are thin and brittle, and then they're also washed with harsh chemicals.

[@DexTag]

Hi Northernlion, I have a rather specific and probably weird question for KZbin, but I don't know who to ask. I started doing Vampire Survivors videos and the third one popped off like crazy (for my numbers, not for yours lol) and reached over 6k views. My usual videos got like 2-5 views, so that's a huge increase. When I upload Vampire Survivors videos, they get anywhere from 80-1000 views, but other games are down at 10 views and I feel like I should only go for the Vampire Survivors content until the initial "hype" the one pop off brought in ends, but then I don't know if I just go back to playing multiple games or keep playing the one most want to watch. I noticed a while ago certain videos on your channel performed very differently (e.g. SAP outperformed anything for a very long time), and now Vampire Survivors is also in that ballpark. If you could give someone who doesn't do KZbin for a living (as in, has time locked up by having a different job) an advice, how would you proceed?

[@willsenay]

Two routes, follow the trends for growth or follow your heart and pray you get insanely lucky

[@Salinityclassic]

Post more videos on this game

[@carrieullrich5059]

Play this game while you're enjoying playing it, because its doing well. Continue other content you are enjoying playing... Now it sounds too easy, but your commentary and editing are the best when the youtuber is having fun... So playing what you're loving to play, and spacing it out as you feel you need to, to not burn out on games you love, gives time for more viewers to find your channel who enjoy content you like to play and enjoy your personality while playing. If you're bored or disinterested or annoyed with a game, it comes through in commentary and keeps people from wanting to subscribe... Also the KZbin Algorithm likes one or two topics a channel and promotes those the most.. Samuel streamer runs four channels of varied content for example. Gopher runs two channels to keep edited and raw live footage separate. Longer playlists get favored over time. But seriously the best thing you can do is always have fun. We watch because we need some fun and social. ❤

[@nativechatter999]

@@carrieullrich5059 Agreed... Do what you like AND what people want. People want Vampire Survivors, so if you like it, keep playing it. When people don't like it, find something else. Based on your numbers you're not big enough to be what people want yet. You can keep at it until you become what people want, and then you can do whatever you like.

[@gulubdur]

My beard is like wires. No electric shaver can handle it. Even disposable razors get trashed in no time. I use a safety razor instead.

[@Octoshark19]

r.i.p. beard

[@TheFlyingChungus]

The upgraded garlic is pretty underwhelming TBH. They might need to give it a damage upgrade in the next patch to be on par with the other upgraded weapons.

[@imanoobx4]

It gets another 1 point of damage, every time you steal a heart. But, you're right. It still sucks. It'll eventually scale up to being strong enough to one shot the enemies at the 18 minute mark. At around 29 minutes. Soooo, it's only useful for the knockback debuff to give you space.

[@tetryst]

theoretically there exists a balance state for the game where the build you want is this garlic + high damage, single target weapon, where rather than being the main damage source, the garlic is there to clear less desirable targets so your main dps is more reliable. I think iterating towards something like that would be more interesting than simply buffing everything to have similar damage numbers, but it depends on the developers' vision for the game.

[@saladg]

The first two weeks I had my first child, We were both just like "what if we just....let it sleep?" He's fine. He goobers around more than the average baby. That shift taking bullshit is whack fam. Im glad you're a good dad @Northernlion.

[@animex3183]

i fermet my ginger. slce it up fine. add some salt 3% per weight. it mellows out the taste and can be eaten raw or cooked with

[@zanboo93]

Bronx confirmed hack-sawing.

[@borgar1765]

I like how NL likes to sometimes reassure me I should never trust his taste in movies

[@jajjjamensan]

We started pottytraining when our kid was 13months, diaperfree when she was 15months. First weeks is the most chill, the kid sleeps 70% of the time. You think its intense but you also realise it get more and more intense as the child get older. It starts to turn and get easier when the child is about 4-5 when they start to be able to do some stuff themselves.

[@Haughington]

gained seventeen levels in the last minute!

[@patholmwood2030]

Evolved King Bible > Evolved Garlic and its not even close

[@elevown]

while we have 12 egg boxes by far the most sold in the uk is a 6 box.

[@RavenholmeCP42]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking whilst NL was talking about the eggs - interesting that in Canada and the US the 'standard' seems to be for 12 egg cartons.

[@colehuston1333]

I think our eggs last longer than yours, but have to be refrigerated

[@jejkob75]

In Poland 10 box is the standard

[@JB-xl2jc]

Yeah, "a dozen eggs" is absolutely the norm here. However, we wash the outer layer off the egg before sale which EU folks don't do, so our eggs last a good bit longer.

[@jacobposker2981]

L bozo + you used garlic + ratio + malding

[@BuffDaddyFats]

+balding

[@LV426Survivor]

@@BuffDaddyFats balding so hard you can't tell the difference between his dome and the white wall behind it

[@modestsazonov7174]

Here in Russia we have cartons with 6 eggs, but I don't recommend moving for them.

[@Tuftsss]

Citric juices with a touch of ginger is amaaaazing. Try it.

[@titaniumtomato7247]

My family do be consuming a loaf or two of bread in a day

[@Hunter-po8jy]

I was swearing this was a reupload bit then i remembered i saw this live lol

[@wwefan4545r]

how do i find that tiktok

[@RobertLogic]

Walmart in Texas sells 1/2 dozen egg cartons.

[@1narutogirl6]

You can snap off the amount of ginger you want to buy at the store

[@EverClear0]

Kroger / Fred Meyer here has packets of 2 hard boiled eyes. Not quite the same but convenient.

[@PandaTail]

Evolved birds is by far the strongest weapon in the game at the moment. Especially after the Bible fix.

[@rintepis9290]

I was eating my dinner while watching this movie. Then, out of nowhere, NL starts talk about first poop being tar. Now my appetite has been completely ruined. (Ok, to be fair, he did say it was going to be gross.)

[@voiceineheadphones]

I just realized "Peachone" is a pun on "Piccione"

[@dfcsingh]

Thank you! I couldn't figure out why it was called that. All the other names were at least somewhat recognizable

[@XavierShade]

Oh no! Our baby! It's broken!

[@olasarcasm]

getting 100% in this game came really quick, I hope for an update soon! This game has legs, dude.

[@fencserx9423]

Oh he finally got an evolve

[@dandan9772]

"how did you get balder" ☠️ lmao

[@ferth2315]

I have never resonated more than with the statement that people shouldn’t veggies and fruits in the grocery store.

[@ImThyWizard]

Northernlion knows a lot about eggs.

[@joemennell4466]

When he attacked Ryan Reynolds 🤯

[@Blandco]

Huh. I never heard someone pronounce bagels like Brita from the TV show Community before.

[@willowmute]

not breaking ginger at the shops is -2 behaviour

[@ImperatorZed]

Garlic is way more work than ginger wtf. You don't even have to peel the ginger if you don't feel like it. What you do with ginger is to put it in the food processor with some oil and salt and put the result in an ice cube tray in the freezer. Do the same with garlic. Now whenever you make a curry you just take out a ginger cube and a garlic cube and you have an awesome base.

[@tomislavmidanovic8666]

id much prefer to see the actual damage numbers of all the things he takes

[@AceArata]

I swear NL has told the egg carton story before

[@wiktiktik]

Anyone have a link to the Mario 64 TikTok?

[@whale8465]

you should freeze your ginger eh , cheese grater on frozen ginger works well :)

[@BenEvolved]

holy crap this egg is cracked

[@andrewdevita629]

Vandalier is literally the best item in the game. Please enjoy it

[@clippedbits]

anyone else noticing all the stutters in the beginning of the game this vid? even NL had a small wtf moment at 5:50

[@zapotter45]

diapers is cakewalk city on eazy street i would change diapers all day.

[@fetroch373]

the problem with eggs in america is that they wash them if you dont wash them with more then water eggs are eatable wayyy longer.

[@praugie4530]

Just an idea on how chests and xp work, if you avoided xp towards the last 10lvls and only picked up chests you could continue to get advancements and not floor chickens/ gold