Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's (Chicago)

[@galbow6770]

In under 7 minutes, this video gives you the entire Chicago cultural experience.

[@alhenro]

Facts

[@90whatever]

So true...I have such a love-hate thing with Chicago being from the Green Bay area and having relatives there. Love visiting but holy shit some aspects of Chicago get on my nerves when down there for more than a few days at a time.

[@microspect]

except being shot

[@whoub4neway]

Cultural experience New York - Whatever,..We are what it is beotch,..I got your culture right here,..ask the media,..hell yes,..and ask your mother too Chicago - Go F yourself,.don't judge,..lest you be judged,..have you tried the Italian beef yet dumb ass? Mean streets!!Good eats!! Detroit -Dark,..cold,..dirty,..soooo sad,...pop pop,..another one bites the dust,..no reason no rhyme,.just a matter of time,..no hope Like a snake who eats it's own tail these cities are failing,..All democratic strongholds for decades,..and you let them fuck you in your ass for so many years,..I think you like it,...cancel me if you want but you know I'm right,..hike that ass up girl and grind it,..twerk it for Claus beotch!!! I'm just some Detroit Whigger from straight out the trailer,..I've seen all that,..I've been all that,..I changed,..now what are you gonna' do? See you at the voting booth,..wonder who you will vote for? I know!!! TWERK TWERK OOOO YEAH,..DOOO MEEE BABY!!!!! NWO all the way!

[@presouz5]

😂😂😂😂

[@jh1328]

One basketball jersey in a Woman’s Medium, everyone knows the rules.

[@unnamed2000]

Ahahahhahahahah

[@fagbag9553]

@@unnamed2000 joe BAHAMA MAMA bahahahaha

[@Bostonroad1992]

Haha hahhahaha 100

[@dh-uo4lt]

I do get it please explain!

[@bryguy9231]

😭😭

[@burnbluefox]

This guy is a warrior. Gives his food to the homeless, they leak their drippings all over his fresh slices, he powers through the pain of boiling hot sauce, passer by people shout and interrupt, a young sage comes and interrupts too but refuses the offering.

[@GFkilla17]

@@jon8004 patterns

[@phantom2k858]

​@@jon8004he is black , I'm not a racist 😂

[@Elessar_22]

@@jon8004 It's likely a joke. He's putting out crazy homeless guy vibes, don't make this any more than it is.

[@garrettchapman8170]

Bro i was like.. If the dam president of pizza offers you a dam slice.. You take it and fucking inhale it.... What a loser.😂

[@damitzdesign]

He’s either homeless or a Flavor Flav impersonator ⏰

[@trainofaaron]

Homeless guy knew when his time was done not like chad over there.

[@yani2499]

Lmao

[@abz5485]

Yup

[@3SevenStangVids]

um hes not homeless... did you assume that for some reason ?

[@tear728]

Chad was a nice guy

[@Motoko1134]

@@3SevenStangVids hes a crackhead, definitely homeless

[@truthteller4442]

One homeless guy, everyone knows the Chicago rules.

[@gregreeb4729]

Hahahahahhahhhaahaahahaah dam man that was 90% of my experience in downtown Chicago

[@jeffmeyers9128]

@#TEAM TRUMP Nah in Chiraq the bums downtown are just that; bums. A lot of scammers too. Gotta have street smarts there as a tourist.

[@steveorino3073]

From someone that’s lived 30 mins south of the city my whole life it’s not as dangerous as it seems other than a few areas that nobody even goes.

[@devindaniels710]

Not nearly as many as NYC from my experience

[@RosinGoblin]

@#TEAM TRUMP where you live steger?

[@peterparker9214]

My grandfather is the most stereotypical Italian man you’ll ever meet. He’s from Italy, moved to Chicago back in the 50s and opened up a successful suit shop. He’s got the most ridiculous Italian accent that my dad always mimicked and it was hysterical…he would take us to Lou Malnatis every damn time we went to his house, it was hands down his favorite place to grab a slice. Those trips are what made me into the pizza lover I am today. Good pizza, good times.

[@brandoniwabo2558]

The black dude is some kind of shaman, he turned that pizza crust into a bird. 6:13

[@mikesmetal]

omg my sides hahaha

[@MeLikeGuns]

Holy shit this video is cursed.

[@michaelst.pierre9449]

Seriously, wtf was that? I thought he threw a piece of crust up in the air, but it never came back down 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@the77don]

Hate to be that guy, but it was the animation for the homeless guys score to come in lol. The thrown crust was actually the rating animation.

[@brandoniwabo2558]

it's clearly a bird you kill joy, no one actually thought the guy was a shaman summoning wild animals from the palm of his hand. You think they guy editing this made an animation for the score in the shape of a flapping bird, edited bird wing sounds then put a reflection of a bird taking off on the side of the car?

[@cpy]

That dude walking off with the pizza was hilarious. Ok man, 1-10 ......and he's gone

[@jbouchard1780]

im literally dying. I'm surprised there arent more comments on it lol. just looks at camera man "is he gone?"

[@WarriorGrind]

That's not hilarious at all. Dude's a bum.

[@Sebas-lj1gt]

@@WarriorGrind it was pretty damn hilarious, you fucking tool.

[@PsychadelicChild]

Is he just gone?

[@MIKExVICKx7]

@@WarriorGrind exactly hes crazy

[@pillipsim3920]

Lol I really like the interaction this guy has with random people, and how he treats them well

[@Mhats]

this dude is so chill, other youtubers would reject them and say they're making a video and edit it out.

[@skulltagfilms]

You got me with that profile pic sheeesh

[@ahhhhh607]

He’s not a youtuber

[@user-fw9ku6gy9d]

Its bc dave likes the attention

[@quichrlyn]

have you had this experience or no? if not why do you say that

[@TheTailors1]

Just tried to wipe a stray eyelash off my screen.

[@squatchlandadventures7654]

You had a whole other hemisphere of pizza to grab from. You grabbed the neighbor slice to god knows what was on homeboys dirty hands.

[@stevenrinestuff4544]

Squatchland Adventures some people just don’t care

[@aman888]

this comment even more relevant in 2020

[@gman2506]

@Alex Man yeah

[@jakemahoney5527]

I just spent the last 10 min laughing at this comment

[@gman2506]

@Jake Mahoney Same

[@diogitalk]

This was the best and most chaotic pizza review I have ever seen.

[@tonyblack3401]

Checkout Joe and Pats. 🤣

[@diogitalk]

@@tonyblack3401 holy shit, you weren't kidding lmao

[@tonyblack3401]

@@diogitalk totally off the wall! 🤣

[@brosciencegutfeelings7058]

I was gonna say, you obviously haven’t seen Joe and pats review..

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

@@tonyblack3401 oh man

[@dankdaddy6503]

For being a pizza guy, he sure does get bodied by the boxes frequently

[@EverDayBest]

Can't you tell his toughguy vibe is fake?

[@bradleyhommerson6541]

Its bc he's actually quite dumb tbh

[@seancameron2370]

He doesn’t know how to open a pizza box 🥴 what a moron

[@gat2asp919]

Because they do one slice in NY

[@benjaminkemper5876]

Tf is he doing with that box lmao, that's too much

[@MattFoleysGhost]

Bro. You're IN a Barstool Review. You don't need a selfie.

[@80teg]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@riproar11]

AND he denied the slice offered to him. You don't do that to Barstool Review. If I already was full from lunch I would have wrapped it with the Saran wrap and taken it for later.

[@osvaldogil4020]

riproar11 man fuck being full from lunch, if you’re gonna take a slice you better eat it and score it

[@mikeallison3537]

I don’t think he really knew what was happening or just felt awkward if front of the camera

[@geebee380]

That dude was annoying

[@terrapingee]

Guy just sticks his paw in and grabs a slice, lol, and Portnoy rolls with it. Davey-boy, you’re a good man

[@Spocklee]

He literally told him to grab a slice, what the hell else he supposed to do? 🤷‍♂️

[@terrapingee]

@@Spocklee he told him to grab a slice only because the guy was hovering closely and basically begging for a slice without saying the words.

[@Spocklee]

@@terrapingee he could of said you wanna slice? Then when the guy said yes he could of grabbed it for him. He doesn't seem to mind any way since it seems to happen alot.

[@CFproductionsTV]

“I thought midwesterners were supposed to be nice” he said, May, and gratitude.. never seen a more polite person lol

[@rickk315]

Being from the Midwest, the chicago area to be exact, and can tell you that's a myth. Mostly perpetuated by people who have never been there.

[@HSRAVENS]

@@rickk315 Well I'm from St. Louis and people here are really nice so 🤷‍♂️

[@qasimhassan7581]

He only acted kind so he could get on the man's good side and then take the pizza.

[@Totalballa41]

everywhere but the cities are nice

[@FecalMatador]

@@Totalballa41 same thing down here in the south. Southern hospitality is damn near dead in the cities

[@Sweet_Spot_Breaks]

6:13 did that guy raise his hand and a pigeon flew out of it? Pizza wizard!

[@omieg89]

😂 😂 😂

[@dcinsc]

I've never seen someone so good to fans as Dave is. Everyone knows the rules.

[@bensonnick169]

"Trash Caleb" is one of the most AWKWARD human beings ever 😂😂

[@mro234]

he's chill

[@OGS2099]

Not really, he was cool af actually.

[@LaceLoop]

Every single one of these is aggressively entertaining

[@D-mac777]

The fact this dude lets random homeless people put there hands all over his pizza and he doesnt even care blows my mind.

[@phamgiaanhhoang9767]

and proceed to eat the slice right next to it🤢

[@masturbates]

Dave loves to blow.. your mind, my shaft

[@MeloneKidd]

That's all I could think about

[@Mattdoggydogg9909]

Caught him off guard. I probably would of gave the guy some pizza too but got the slice of pizza I ate from a different part. Also would of gave something to clean his hands with before he grabs a slice.

[@DogMeatDelicious]

Idk man since the pandemic bullshit people been way too 'clean'. You touch doors, phones, money etc etc. How does a homeless guy touching food you're not even eating make it gross?

[@number51oco]

Eats pizza for a living, doesn't know how to open a pizza box. Malanatis LOL

[@sundaynightdrunk]

To be fair, those Chicago pizza boxes are different than in NYC, or most of the midwest. The tabs at the front are what messes people up. A NY pizza box just opens up, suitcase style.

[@JG-id5vi]

Ive never seen a pizza box like that in my life untill I saw these videos.

[@NickPags-iz9rc]

boston ma same also from Boston lol

[@BaniC17]

Malnatis*

[@LumpyAdams]

This idiot is a man child. Eats fucking cheese pizza and thinks he has a great palate lol

[@professionalcommenter5]

3:07 - two asian girls take one look at el pres and says - yea lets go the other way

[@cba000abc000]

Brian Pathetic pink incel human slug. Back to your basement & chiken tendies.

[@SkullK3y]

@@cba000abc000 Yikes. Projecting much? He just made a simple humorous comment.

[@elisemueller9967]

What a weird thing to say

[@professionalcommenter5]

Elise miller what’s weird?

[@jkphilosophy101]

@@SkullK3y Gdertcnjiireahj is a white knight mangina simp

[@moltenaura5418]

I like that it's completely different from what he's used to and he still gave it a fair score.

[@saskscott26]

Where are we Frankie? Everyone knows the rules. Theres no pizza in the box just crust! No one knows the rules about that. Do you have a slice of cheese in your pocket? Maybe a kraft single?

[@greenisnotnick]

saskscottlucky yes

[@chribrandt]

That was quick, dude!!

[@osmoticmonk]

frankie you know I never give perfect tens, but you were always a perfect 10...in my heart.

[@applelynch6980]

Lol Gus

[@greekfire995]

Wait Frankie I got my phone still here! I'll call back at the office. I'm not getting through. Dammit one bar everybody knows the rules.

[@Wowreally42]

"and he's gone" made me laugh so hard everyone in my entire building heard it!

[@gordonshumway7465]

Cool story, bro.

[@paulevans6066]

I’m from Chicago and not even a big deep dish guy but a Lou’s deep dish with spinach, pepperoni, and garlic with the buttercrust is literally crack

[@TasteTestTitan]

Agreed!

[@user-Vegas1]

MALANATIS??

[@jakenight5147]

literally?

[@nevinkuser9892]

Where is Lou's?

[@BEYONDYOURIQ]

Like ass crack?

[@nickbraunschneider5755]

Classic move by token homeless dude

[@dLimboStick]

Couldn't have been scripted better. Homeless dude nailed it!

[@the77don]

*Classic move by token homeless/crackhead/loser dude

[@the77don]

crackheads gotta eat too!!

[@Cloroxbleach-ky6uv]

The Great Imposter his skin was black

[@mr.reality9741]

Crackhead took a champion dump on the sidewalk later due to the extremely cheesy pizza. Blames guy for giving him a slice.

[@ThisIsMyLyric]

It is PHENOMENAL how he hasn't figured out how to properly open a god damn pizza box in Chicago.

[@jakewastaken]

Seriously though. Just pop the tabs, lol.

[@stevevenn1]

Whoosh

[@scotts1356]

It IS mind boggling.

[@georgianbroadcaster4700]

But he has figured out how to make 400 mils and you have not :)

[@Mehwhatevr]

@@georgianbroadcaster4700 I think one of those is harder than the other 😂.

[@TheCountBlackula1978]

I use to work for them. They will scoure the earth to get the best fresh ingredients. They will even ship water from Chicago to Phoenix for the pizza dough. For me if you like deep dish pizza, this is the best.

[@Cyraxx1989]

Do you mean from Phoenix to Chicago? Cause he's in Chicago

[@auswald]

@@Cyraxx1989 A lot of Chicagoans move to Arizona and so the company started putting locations over there, aside from the Chicago and other Midwest states they have them in. Water is actually one of the most important parts of pizza, this is why you can't get goo NY pizza other places as well. The Chicago water is different from the Arizona water and the owners (and Chicagoans now in Arizona) care so much they spend money to ship water over from Chicago.

[@MegaMacReal]

@@auswald _Why_ do a lot of Chicagoans move to Arizona?

[@BrianMiller1973]

@@MegaMacReal I would assume to get away from winter.

[@raymondcisneros1090]

​@@auswaldhahahahahhaha trust me when I say it's not water

[@DeafSavage]

Man, this is probably the most hilarious review I've probably ever came across. All these bits in the beginning. Chicagoans never fail to impress! Btw, that pizza got murdered, at least give it some respect :/

[@seanp30]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😆😆😆😆 he walks away as he’s talking!!!! “AND HES GONE”!!!

[@bridgetdraper5146]

As a native of Chicago i would like to thank you for giving that man a slice of your pizza. Thank you for your kindness to a stranger! I am very sad just walked off without thanking you for your kindness to a stranger.

[@jondoe4664]

He did thank him. He said "gratitude" and tried to fist bump Dave. It was just kind of lost in the conversation because Dave kept talking.

[@diaryofasummer]

Lmfao the guy that asked for a slice was a CLASSIC CHICAGO BUM. love this city!

[@nunu3211]

racist piece of trash

[@diaryofasummer]

@@nunu3211 I’m from 73rd and Ada fam, not only am I not racists but you must be a classic Chicago Bum as to why you got all bent out of shape about that hahahahahah get yo bum ass outta here bihhhhhhhh

[@paulgosu2773]

@@nunu3211 he isn’t wrong though. Nothing about race

[@diaryofasummer]

@@paulgosu2773 THANK YOU!!!! Nothing at all to do with race, there are classic Chicago bums in all colors hahaha. Bill Bradley is a small minded, non humorous, BUM!!!!! Haha BUM BRADLEY!!!

[@TruthTellerTV]

@@diaryofasummer lmao

[@unclenolte6784]

Piss poor pronunciation as usual. Go Pres Go.

[@andyjohnson4496]

It's his shtick

[@ChadCesaro]

Malanatis. Ok.

[@jeffmeyers9128]

"Lou Maul-a-naghty's"

[@breadman5048]

Lou malaaanatis

[@GarC170]

One of my favorite reviews hands down. Even beyond all the craziness front and center the amount of RBF in the background is legendary.

[@majorpain4570]

there’s black parmesan on that piece after that hand rub

[@MGBlast666]

Lmao disgusting

[@junkyardjim]

BAHAHA thats FUCKIN GROSS!!!

[@stufoo]

Two slices nobody knows the rules. On a scale of “what is this Frankie” to ten

[@nolimit9846]

Thanks for being kind to that person who asked for a slice 😂

[@blindedby2monkeys]

homeless guy steals a slice to find out the secret ingredients everyone knows it's plankton inside that robot bum.

[@djtrankilo231]

So Plankton went from the Krusty Krab to Lou Malnatti's?

[@quentinn.3837]

More importantly, how on this water covered earth did you manage to know the real situation at hand! You're a beautiful human being bud

[@beepbop416]

First of all he didn't steal he asked and Dave gave it to him

[@Only2GendersCommonSense]

1:50 Dave: "Don't burn your face off." Guy lifts up piece and almost smacks Dave in the face and nearly burned his face off 😂

[@PetesMaGeats]

6:14 as soon as the guy raises his hand, a bird flies up behind him

[@ciaradiam0nd]

“And he’s gone” 😂 😂

[@talfilms7034]

"cheese is my favourite pizza of any brand"

[@10onpump5]

Born and raised in the northwest burbs of Chicago. Lou Malnati’s is god tier pizza. Moved to New England and have told every living person I have met out there about it’s greatness. Obviously they think I’m clinically insane when I try and describe the sauce/crust to them, but I don’t care. If I end up on death row, my final meal will be a butter crust cheese pizza from them, deep dish of course.

[@zach3955]

I’m from california and used to go here when I’d visit family. It’s equally iconic to me. Its just that good.

[@matthewmercer2477]

@@zach3955 Any pizza from anywhere is prob better than Ca pizza. A freakn chesse stick on a brick over carboard w all sauce and no cheese.

[@oxanalangley9131]

Had Lous and Gino's frozen. Lous is better. But I doubt the frozen does the fresh in person justice. I've made my own Butter crust deep dish and love it tremendously. And I am from New England. I may order Lous dough. Where u at in New England

[@ViperOfMino]

Meanwhile I'm trying to move out of New England and to Chicago so I can experience the greatness that is deep dish pizza more often haha

[@GoldenMean743]

@chuckbuskee I like Lou's, but whenever I go home, I have to have Giordanos.

[@JohannGambolputty22]

Every Barstool Pizza Review: 1) Can’t remember intersecting streets 2) Can’t figure out how to open the pizza box 3) One bite, everyone knows the rules, takes 5 bites.

[@RiskyFeat]

For people wondering about the wizard at 6:12.. The bird was in the background, slow it down to .25x.

[@Marvin5554]

Risky Feat he’s the Chicago pizza wizard making this review magical

[@intellivisionmaster7999]

I’m not sure! Watch it on 1.25, it looks even more like he freed that bird!

[@JB-tw4xe]

Dave adds an extra vowel into Malnati's. Everyone knows the rules.

[@Only2GendersCommonSense]

I love how Portnoy gives all the video bombers the death stare as they walk by 😂 0:32, 0:44

[@DesertHomesteader]

As a former Chicagoan, I was never keen on deep dish pizza BUT...if I had to have one, Lou Malnati's would be my choice. Giordano's tends to be more doughy in the middle. I really prefer a super-thin artisan pizza with light sauce where you can savor the individual toppings - something more like Maxwell's.

[@gimei-chan]

I'd be terrified if someone asked me for a pizza on the street 😂

[@justinhopper5941]

“I like Siskel and ebert but they’re dead” Hahaha

[@jusmurkin]

Oh my fucking God that dude made my day! Pure entertainment as he tries to pick up the scalding hot pizza😂

[@baruchbenyaakov]

Headed to Chicago next Friday to see my family. It must be fate that I stumbled across this old video. I’ll tell Lou that Dave Portnoy sent me👍

[@hectormorones8733]

Homeless dudes always ruining the pizza lol

[@GNXperimental]

Hector Morones He's a getting more homeless people by % of reviews than NYC. But the Chicago bums seem more soft spoken

[@slaughtergang518]

the soft spoken bums are the smart ones. They're polite to everyone and only hang around expensive areas and restaurants lol 😅

[@gacylikesbrutal]

wrong. good for views. always inv the NY ppl. always.

[@jaguppal187]

can't take a bite in the US without some bum taking one bite first haha

[@Nediler]

cant stand homeless

[@trunkzdbz4355]

Did anybody catch what flew out of his hand at 6:12, lemme know WTF! that's about?

[@ether23-23]

Definitely a bird. Perfectly timed though. Homeless dude's got his nature game in check.

[@gregreeb4729]

It was a bird. That's why in the other video dude with the Bob Ross shirt was talking about killing birds

[@whatachest]

hahaha that was wild

[@UrbanBeats7]

Its a bird and it was behind the car.. lol

[@PeterParkedHer]

I had a preconceived notion about Dave over a clip I saw and he was saying something I disagreed with so I tuned him out. Watching his reviews made me see he’s just a passionate guy gotta respect it

[@Erkkremlinklum]

6:13 he releases a bird lol

[@rainmaker_4152]

6:14 gods work Homeless man rises a pigeon from what seems like mid air

[@james8156]

Dave is a genuine guy👍🏻

[@nathanschmidt9136]

Best pizza I have ever eaten! The sauce is so different and like a stew of thick tomatoes. Totally a 9.6 you’re not eating it right. Give it 20mins and it doesn’t fall apart.

[@guyincognito320]

They don't use sauce, it's just a hand picked crop of tomatoes that gets stewed and lightly salted, topped with some parmesan. It's a fresh taste without paste and cheap dried seasonings like everyone else uses. But that's why this is messy if it's just out of the oven and you're holding it in the air and talking.

[@egomaniac247]

I’m definitely not a fan. Overrated

[@LBart218]

What do they need to do to score a 10? 😉😆

[@Deathranger999]

@@LBart218 He probably grades with the idea that a 10 is the perfect possible pizza. In other words, it’s likely nothing will ever get a 10.

[@edwardpeak8481]

@@egomaniac247 its probably because mayo is even too spicy for you lol

[@alexloaiza1834]

You gone have to talk to people in Chicago whether you want to or not 😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@disenchanter]

Lou Malnati's - sounds eerily like "Illuminati's "

[@AntiBOtix]

That’s the All Seeing Pie

[@ErikDeejaySessionsSundquist]

you have to try Tavern style pizza in Chicago, deep dish is good but Tavern style is the true staple of Chicago pizza imo

[@JEspo83]

Damn straight.

[@themrjones]

2:46 in to this shit, and hepatitis was flying all over the pizza then he grabs the slice that has 99.9% chance of contamination. I'm thinking about bouncing now I almost can't watch but I have to.

[@yung_broccolini]

bro i know, grab literally any other slice

[@SureShot_2]

bro @1:45 he cleaned the hep by rubbing his hand together really fast... it's essentially like washing.

[@yung_broccolini]

oh fuck you are totally right, pres mustve noticed this technique and became relieved

[@southside.o.g.9331]

themrjones LoL, yeah I definitely thought he would go for the undisturbed part of the pie, very disappointing he went the other way

[@rossedwardmiller]

Pres is a rough and tough guy and already has every disease. Notice how he said he “burned his lip”??? That’s a classic cold sore excuse.

[@scottd3669]

Definitely my favorite pizza. I grew up outside of Chicago and moved out to California with other family members. I order Lou Malnatis pizza every Christmas to give as part of Christmas gifts to family. Lou Malnatis has many locations in Phoenix, but they need to add some locations in southern California. They will do well...just see how Portillos has done in Buena Park.

[@Aegean541]

I love how dissapointed Dave looks at these old guys trying to be hip as if he's not just as bad or worse hahah. Shit's still funny to watch tho

[@tyrekecantrell5941]

LOL

[@andayaman]

I can't believe the misspelled Malanatees on the storefront.

[@GT1004]

The guy giving Siskel and Ebert two thumbs up was so classic . Had me dying

[@wk3820]

Love Lou Malnati's. Seems like everywhere in Chicago claims the best pizza in town, but I like theirs best.

[@anthonyj810]

I thought they were terrible. I loved giordanos tho it's still the best pizza I've ever had.

[@xancypillosi9497]

NY has the best pizza

[@j3n1us]

@@anthonyj810 coming in here 3 years late. But my entire fam is from Chicago and I’ve been choosing giordanos over all those for decades. Nothing like it. I do like New York style but if u want some gourmet ass pizza, it’s Giordans for sure👍

[@demo9734]

@@j3n1us bruh youre delusional, girodanos is overpriced cardbord every local knows lous is the best

[@j3n1us]

@@demo9734 u know ur lying. definitely not cardboard. Pie style pizza l but there’s other NY style ones that are good out there. Even El Pres gave them an 8.4 which is a good ass score

[@mistahswags]

One awkward moment and forgetting who’s on your payroll, everyone knows the rules

[@markspear1891]

Get the man a paper plate. 😀

[@methus57]

hell with that - let him get his own paper plate

[@jaecoproductions5884]

3:23 "We're on the corner of east Cedar street and uhhh... Rush street? Michigan street? Cedar street. State street, Cedar street, State street."

[@Satimy]

After finally making it to Chicago to eat pizza a few years ago I discovered that the pizza was better after putting it in the fridge for a few hours.

[@moonbeamskies3346]

Yes, that gives the flavors a chance to settle in.

[@slowkingmusic]

6:13 my man just spawned a pigeon mid review. Truly one of the pedestrian of all time.

[@Qkdkdq]

1 fake tan everyone knows the rules

[@SpencerCornelia]

Is it just me or were there a lot of attractive girls walking by?

[@xwarped83]

Spencer Cornelia they come out when the weather is nice.

[@Werkvuur]

I didn't see any.

[@comn5547]

Is that what you call a guy with a man-bun?

[@Andu_music]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@cpilfold420]

Bruh u gotta come up out the jungle

[@Polish2317]

Even frozen its amazing, you can leave out overnight eat ice cold in morning, the damn pizza is still amazing.

[@aaronkristo858]

And crawling with bacteria. 👍

[@nixoni.bogaine155]

“Chicago technique “ .... take it and run

[@falcon7008]

At 6:13 did that man just make something fly out of his hand?

[@SureShot_2]

i need to know too

[@armandogutierrez8890]

What the

[@shartlover420]

I think he raised his hand at the exact moment a bird flew up behind him? I've watched it a dozen times and im still not sure

[@BLOPS2ps3]

what the fuck is that???

[@Dontreadme]

after a close freeze frame it was a ghost that came out of him believe it or not. he had nothing in his hand few seconds later it flew upwards. ghost do exist

[@slothymango]

The homeless guy is a wizard, he spawned a bird 6:13

[@michelledall7226]

If you're from Chicago you eat it with a fork and knife because it's more like a pie than a thin slice. Hence, why it was falling all over when you were picking it up with your hands. If you would've sat down and ate it with a fork and knife you would've easily rated it a 9 because you would've been able to enjoy the pizza more.

[@qasimhassan7581]

Jeez bro pizza can be enjoyed in anyway as long as you get it in your system.

[@elistark-haws2598]

One of the best deep dishes I’ve ever had

[@JohnLeeHooker-h6w]

Portnoy looks like such a super cool little boy in that jersey.

[@danf16dcc38]

Lou's is the best pizza place hands down. Second place is Nino's pizzeria in Buffalo Grove

[@freddystone7584]

The rest of the world puts Vito and Nick’s at number 2

[@pinacolaaadas]

I heard Burt's Place is really good around Morton Grove area. I have had too much good pizza in Chicago to so easily pick a favorite.

[@TheDComp3]

My favorite is Barnabys in Arlington Heights

[@anthonyj810]

Really i thought it was trash. I liked giordanos tho they're the best hands down and that's a fact.

[@Reiakey]

Bless you for sharing,the poor will be with us always.A blessing it is to be able to give.I visited Chicago downtown only and the homeless are everywhere.

[@Beepbopboh]

Shirreia Hamilton the homeless are out of control in Chicago .

[@nealb182]

Don’t go to Atlanta it’s even worse.

[@sugreev2001]

Nb B182 basically any Democrat controlled is a haven for Homeless, Drug Addicts and Gang Members.

[@mattmitch6]

One bite, everyone knows the rule... ::6 bites later:: Yeah this is a X score LOL Love the reviews mane!!! Big props to sharing without hesitation. You're a good man.

[@dontquitdreamsarepossible]

3 places I love In Chicago Giordanos This place And the original unos in Chicago

[@mariahg6146]

One tan in a can, everybody knows the rules.

[@BabsW]

4:16 That guy looks just like Charlie Hunnam ("Jax" from "Sons of Anarchy)

[@nickverrecchio172]

“And he’s gone”😂😂😂😂

[@dilloncady35]

Chicago’s Top List: 1. Lou Malnatis 2. Giordanos 3. Gino’s East All day !!

[@Scrutarii]

You rate a 40 restaurant chain #1?

[@anthonyj810]

Definitely false. I just had both giordanos and lou malnatis and giordanos is far better. lou malnatis is trash I would rather eat little ceasars than that garbage.

[@anthonyj810]

@@shoban Butter doesn't turn a garbage pizza into being good idiot. Just accept the truth Lou Malnatis sucks it's garbage. The dough is hard like cardboard and the sauce doesn't even taste like pizza sauce.

[@anthonyj810]

@Mike S Nah but I'm telling you giordanos is amazing. It's the best pizza I've had and I've been to at least 70 different pizza places some of them were world famous.

[@thomasshelmire6117]

6:14 that guy looked like he tossed up a bird lol

[@pimpovic2]

The man can build an empire, but still can't open a pizza box 😁

[@mattallen2392]

The Caleb look-a-like was hilarious. Looked just like him! He seems like a jolly fellow though

[@FromPoetryToRap]

How to tell people you’re British without telling people you’re British

[@mattallen2392]

@@FromPoetryToRap I hope you are sitting down when you read this because… I’m not British! I’m from Denver. Lol. I do hang out with a bunch of Brit’s though so maybe their vocabulary is rubbing off on me…

[@FromPoetryToRap]

@@mattallen2392 i was actually taking a difficult shit when I started reading this and man, it helped. Haha, nice though, jolly fellow is about as British as it gets.

[@mattallen2392]

@@FromPoetryToRap Glad I could help! Haha

[@kylemaynard3819]

What flew outta the guys hand at 6:15. A ghost

[@kinocchio]

Anyone here from Gus?

[@tomatagamers7110]

Me

[@jordov9398]

Kino Zomby you mean eddy?

[@ramonrich5948]

6:13 hes got magic powers with his hand

[@LEDeclipse]

Two Chinese Spys acting natural at 3:05 everyone knows the rules

[@EJANKE1]

2:25 You just gonna let that amazon walk right by you Dave?