Top 10 CRAZIEST One Bite Barstool Pizza Review Interactions

Dave Portnoy has been reviewing a pizza a day for nearly a decade, but what are the craziest interactions?
0:00 -- #10 New York Is Healing (Stella 34 Trattoria)
2:21 -- #9 I Am Affiliated (Marco's Coal Fired)
4:08 -- #8 Get The Fuck Outta Here (Tavola)
6:09 -- #7 I Don't Wanna Be On TV (Farinella Bakery Pizza)
7:58 -- #6 Surprise Chilli Pepper (Norma Gastronomia Siciliana)
14:16 -- #5 The Riddler (Mama Mia's)
16:10 -- #4 Andddd He's Gone (Lou Malnati's)
19:05 -- #3 Do You Have Permission To Shoot On My Patio? (Goodfellas Distillery)
20:36 -- #2 Don't Forget To Give It To A Crack Addict
21:58 -- #1 The Mother Of Them All (Joe & Pat's Pizzeria)
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[@OneBitePizzaReviews]

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[@130000toocool]

Some New yorkers are definitely crazy.

[@apapz3245]

Make sure we are affiliated with the channel? Ok

[@MrRt2186]

Where is the Chicago car jacking? Didnt make the list

[@timjarred5192]

Did Dave get in between the sheets with the chick he fed?

[@nelsonmandela343]

I'm so thankful I don't live in New York City.

[@martin1234512345]

Dave's patience with people is a 9.8.

[@sophtware_slump]

One conversation, everybody knows the rule

[@bloodaonadeline8346]

that woman that didn’t know what “affiliated” meant was killing me.

[@chevy7850]

Rookie scoreee

[@TheWetPotat0]

@@bloodaonadeline8346funniest shit ever

[@Currentuser]

The dude who kept eating and not eating the pizza should walk into traffic

[@zestyfarquad4110]

Dave has the uncanny ability to attract the most bizarre creatures in all of America lmao

[@dopey9842]

Nah sorry but that ability has got to go to Andrew Callaghan at channel 5

[@awaisakram8573]

Kinda expected when you’re from NY

[@em0_tion]

Every person loves pizza. And every crazy person loves the camera attention. 🤷‍♂

[@nicholastartaglia4276]

wdym this was just a regular monday

[@UndoingRuin08]

"creatures" loool

[@Brop3z]

That “I fought a war for you” was a perfect ending to that chaos 😂😂😂

[@PhillySportsProdzz]

Atta Boy! 😂

[@georgezuniga6298]

My pleasure lol.

[@showmeyourteeth27]

I know a lot of war veterans. But I’ve never met A SINGLE ONE who goes around gleefully talking about fighting in the war. And even if they did, they absolutely would not have a big smile on their face.

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

*youse

[@kendramiddletonwilliams]

I’m obsessed with how committed Dave is to getting the score - I agree, these homeless people got no respect for the game.

[@philipweaver7842]

You sound like a very bad person too.

[@seabass5082]

@@philipweaver7842 It’s all jokes bro 😂 how can you not see it?

[@matja4640]

@@seabass5082 jokes? Homeless people will eat a McDouble covered in cow dung.. if your hungry your hungry of course they're gonna walk away. They don't care about a camera.

[@beefcheese3395]

"No respect I tell ya, no respect!" - Rodney RIP

[@nabilahmed1636]

The homeless clearly didn't speak english and i can't imagine being on the streets when you don't know the language

[@chrislaz111]

Fact: Once you become homeless, you lose the ability to use a 1-10 scale to rate pizza.

[@biggsweaty]

Once you have lost the ability to spell and use the word "lose" properly, you should not have the audacity to use the written word in any public forum.

[@anonymous134y]

@@biggsweaty ok... let's settle down now

[@fatasssquirrel1731]

@@biggsweaty This is some autist level lack of insight. Since you've never gained the ability to act properly when communicating, you should not have the audacity to tell anyone how to be "proper." I'm sure there are plenty of tutorials for autists just like you on how to communicate without drooling over everyone halfway decent. 🤪

[@chrislaz111]

@@biggsweaty you are absolutely correct sir. Thank you for the catch!

[@mattblom3990]

@@biggsweaty Probably votes Democrat.

[@whitdabney495]

It’s honestly amazing to me how many people just refuse to give a score😂

[@BaresEatBeats]

I know, right 😂 Like they’re being asked to solve advanced mathematical problems.

[@sleezyclips8068]

It’s like he’s talking to people that have never heard the English language before.

[@justiron2999]

They sound like English isn't even their 3rd language.

[@coliosucc7468]

Unique new york!

[@danm2084]

Retards walking around with no one to help em.

[@huverdoose]

Thank you, Dave, for shining a light on America's mental health crisis.

[@choicetaco44]

It’s real out there!!!!!🤯😱

[@oak7741]

drug crisis*

[@LombaxLee]

seriously, 100 years ago these people would be in institutions. we need to bring back involuntary confinement.

[@ronaldinhogaucho5460]

Shit made me laugh

[@ronaldinhogaucho5460]

​@@LombaxLeecommunist

[@theharvardyard2356]

I've never been in more suspense than waiting for pepper man's score. And to this day I'm still in suspense

[@WestCoastRidah22]

I think it was a 2 😂

[@MatthewBHoth]

LMAO you nailed it

[@jimmyhorton2937]

Yea but there’s no way it was a two the way he was eating that

[@rachelleeddins9010]

What looked like a “two” rating on the pizza, could be seen as a Peace sign. He lived by different rules. At least he reciprocated by sharing a hot pepper 🌶️ ✌🏽

[@bullsfan2021]

You will never get it. You are not deserving

[@danielbrowne9344]

That pepper guy 😂😂 Comes out with his own review, “1-10!” Guy was killing me 😂

[@brandonm6751]

It looks like he thought “1 - 10” meant take a bite. Every time Davey said it, he struggled to force another bite.

[@lanxy2398]

@@brandonm6751 Yo i’m dying rn that this is actually possible

[@KLS1995]

playing the uno reverse card im dying

[@SkullK3y]

@@brandonm6751 LOL that makes perfect sense

[@snoop4470]

I had tears in my eyes laughing at that guy lol.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Prez getting mad at the hobos for not giving him a score will always be funny.

[@DailyShit.]

Live in their own world.

[@omgitsme2736]

Dave eating that homeless dude's pepper is crazier than all these interactions combined

[@johncena360noscopemlg]

I couldn’t believe he actually ate one

[@Sneakycastro69]

@@johncena360noscopemlgmaybe cause he saw the guy eat one first so he knew they were legit.

[@jacktoma1987]

@@Sneakycastro69 homeless people will eat anything dudue

[@yungpm]

@@Sneakycastro69that could’ve been a dumpster pepper.

[@fishytank1land]

lol@@yungpm

[@Jose-cy2zy]

The guy that burn he’s face still has me laughing 😂 🤣 Dave is still asking him 1-10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deankruse2891]

Dude is so hungry

[@lancoschino731]

That man didn't know enough English to score it. I think he thought he had to eat the pizza in 10 seconds and he would get paid

[@BigKO89]

1-10 bro tasting skin 😂😂

[@TheStonedHermit]

I love that man's genuine concern about the pizza being placed on the ground. He couldn't help but take time out of his day to express his concern about such a delicious pizza being disrespected like that😅

[@leonardodonatacci279]

Real Italian

[@Andy-bh8hw]

Who gives a fuck

[@scerpalman]

I love that Portnoy says "I can respect that" and picks it up. Game recognise game

[@swo8on]

@@scerpalman💀

[@-KYUSS-]

Watching Joe & Pats for the hundredth time. Today it’s like watching a scripted scene and they are all actors. The timing and everything. Imagine if it really was all scripted. Best kept secret at Barstool.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I don't they could script that.

[@danielsimpson607]

I only been to New york once but can guarantee this is all possible in many areas 😂

[@bormz7191]

I've seen enough barstool sports to know they are not capable of scripting something this amazing. Yet, it still seems so unreal lol.

[@SIXPACFISH]

That is just everyday living in NYC. You have to take the bad with the worse.

[@MotocrossRider155]

@@danielsimpson607 yup. The few times Ive been to NYC, this is exactly how it is everytime ive been there. Its an out of body experience

[@Kasanova80085]

Dave feeding already eaten pizza to an aggressively hyped man is amazing

[@jumbomacaroni]

He almost broke character.

[@twatchko01]

“What a mistake that guy made”. Understatement of the century.

[@yinzer77]

"How is he pulling that?" Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@exposethetruth3166]

I watched that like twice a week just for that part lmao. Real tears everytime 😂😂 “give it to a crack attic” 😂😂

[@luismiranda6364]

😂😂 man I wasn’t supposed to laugh but that had me when i realized he wasn’t pulling it with no harms. I GOT NO EXCUSE to accomplish anything with my both arms lol

[@tangerineman27]

Seriously a top clip on the internet as a whole lmao

[@joshusqua7561]

1 bite, dave attracts all the npcs, everybody knows the rules.

[@Name-el9ps]

Dave portnoy = NPC 🧲

[@naszirboyd9950]

For real 😂

[@bkozak24]

“Ya gotta make a lick of sense”… I’ve seen that clip a hundred times and it KILLS me every time…😂 People don’t realize just how funny Dave can be…

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

The recurring theme of homeless people not giving a score is so hilarious to me 😂

[@greg2142]

The affiliated girl was out to lunch lol. Whole conversation went over her head lmfao

[@hurricanekicka]

Probably had too much wine with her lunch...

[@spsawyer22]

@@hurricanekicka it's Denver and someone ate too many mgs lol

[@satanbakesale]

Yea at first I thought she was a bad actor but nah she’s just dumb lol

[@DailyShit.]

My tamagotchi has a higher iq. Wtf was she talking about ?

[@BenFritzer]

That was my favorite part

[@jasonvanover8999]

The pepper guy had me on the edge of my seat....

[@Osprey1994]

Not gonna lie he is way more patient than he needs to be with some of these people.

[@Name-el9ps]

It’s like the funniest part of show tho. Demanding pizza scores from dangerous vagrants who can’t even speak English 😆

[@sabinator33]

content

[@davemustang8173]

Dave's ability to handle crazy is amazing

[@nothin4700]

“I fought a war for yous” guy is all time

[@pittsburghbeast1455]

He saw his opportunity and took it. Absolute hero

[@deenzmartin6695]

fucking legend

[@carns518]

and it was his pleasure

[@goliatheater67373]

He also lying or forgetting which war he fought because there's no way he's 100

[@jizzyboof8166]

@@goliatheater67373 if it was 10 years ago he was 87, checks out .

[@TomatePasFraiche]

How can New York still exist without tearing a hole through the fabric of space and time?

[@Modelo646]

It's like all the toxic stuff contained in one city. Like everybody is caked out of their minds.

[@jeffbenzos6344]

Florida of the North

[@saucyruben]

@@jeffbenzos6344 i never experienced that new york level of homeless people down here in florida LMAO

[@nelsonmadrid3202]

@@saucyruben head to downtown Miami daddy you’re not in the right place.

[@wingy200]

Good pizza apparently keeps it all going; barely,

[@Mbrown553]

Legend has it dave is still.asking that dude for a 1 through 10 score

[@MrGoznic]

That moment when Dave is in the middle of a discussion with the "Don't film me" lady and a homeless guy with a bloody nose and broken english asks him where the plastic machine is must be the funniest moment i've seen at Barstool 😂.

[@MegaClaymore123]

The pepper guy deserved the number 3 spot haha

[@Cali_Bucs]

😂

[@deenzmartin6695]

ONE THROUGH TEN. C'MON. YOU AND ME.

[@dluxjordan5064]

*Long pause* "How is he pulling that" killed me lmao

[@YouBazinga]

And points him out with an extended arm, like we didn't see it. ROFL!

[@420kurupt420]

"My first instinct was to shove it in his mouth"

[@scott-proav]

Guy with no arms recently passed away. He was a fixture on Miami Beach for years. He was arrested a few years ago for chasing people, and attacking them with scissors in his feet.

[@M4RCi92]

WHAT. HOW? How did he attack people with scissors in his FEET? 😂😂😂

[@wells19874]

Wait... What??!😅😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@michaelrevelle2229]

Gotta give it to Frankie for not losing his mind in all of these and creating a shaky cam. Respect to you sir!

[@enricopallazzo3244]

Still the most coherent and respectful New Yorker I’ve heard speak in years.

[@monkeygraborange]

Celebrating diversity one crazy methhead at a time!

[@owatajrkiam]

The crazy episode where the guy had no arms pulling the suitcase. The guy is actually a street artist. Blew my mind!!! Here he is kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6TTfZmEe6lqhZY

[@MrYouarethecancer]

But enough about the plasteek machine guy

[@deenzmartin6695]

WHO

[@enricopallazzo3244]

@@deenzmartin6695 First lady

[@stevenwelsh4820]

I’ve watched the Joe and pats review atleast 1000 times. It’s the greatest piece of reporting/ entertainment ever.

[@SuperPenguin5495]

"You gave it a zero but you did it on a totally different scale " Got me absolutely dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@joeysmith7111]

The one with the pepper is so damn funny!! Dave can carry on a conversation with anybody no matter who they are!!

[@PNUTTAY]

I see top 10 craziest one bite reviews and immediately I check that Joe & Pats is #1. Mother of them all indeed

[@chalky_white]

New #1 is Dragon Pizza

[@devendasmusic]

Plastique Machine

[@ibrahimkhalid4298]

The guy with chilies is a real character. That guy is hilarious

[@turdferguson7127]

I hope hes doing terrible

[@Ed-tq6hb]

Score the FUCKIN PIZZA

[@devanworkman8745]

​@@Ed-tq6hbCasually keeps chewing. 😂

[@minidakota318]

1-10

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

Dave, you got SERIOUS balls eating backpack chili's... Much respect 💜✌️

[@Night-zw9nr]

Small size shirt guy should belong in here too 😂

[@anth2290]

Are you affiliated? Yes we work down the street 😂⛽️

[@ahmedsandhu7]

24:14 one of the underrated side-stories of the Joe & Pat's Saga: The photo bomb dab

[@en2456]

Just when I thought that segment couldn't get any more chaotic 😂

[@nickmccarty7483]

“Annnndddd he’s gone” cracks me up. Joe and Pat’s is legendary too

[@mbj920]

the kid dabbing in the background of Joe & Pats just adds to the sheer amount of chaos and randomness lol. Each time Prez was about to take the first bite there was a new interruption.

[@billythatkidd6926]

18:37 the guy is a magician 🎩 He magically threw a pigeon in the air from his hand😂😂

[@Moosorkh]

I came here to write this comment, but I saw yours.

[@cookinonehanded5991]

Watched it 20 times on 0.25 speed and it still doesn’t make sense how that happened

[@PeepGamePopoff]

Wtffff

[@charliep5366]

Lol good catch

[@CompleteProducer84]

@@cookinonehanded5991 I'm literally doing the same thing right now, and had to come to the comments for some clarification. My first thought was that it was something edited in by Barstool, because the score pops up shortly after (to make it look like he flipped the score graphic out of his hand). But that's definitely not the case

[@kaicagna-orr8625]

The last clip literally felt like a psychedelic trip most random string of event ever to happen 😂

[@Galactic123]

The Joe & Pat's review is pure distilled New York in a video.

[@connive5159]

Joe and Pat's is a classic

[@ryanmitchell6913]

Yes

[@LetMeCookBro69]

the guy got so feeded up about dave asking him 1 - 10 he said "fuck this here eat this chili and you give me 1-10" LOLOL

[@voyager1568]

I mean all he had to do was say a fucking number lmao, these people are ridiculous

[@samanthabean9059]

I just geeked so hard

[@kadenk9298]

@@voyager1568The dude obviously didn’t know English very well, use your brain💀

[@Daily_Llama]

If I ever run into Dave doing a review, I’m going to have a ton of fun not rating the pizza.

[@simplyd8972]

The chaos at joe and pats is insane hahaha

[@gregorywalker2613]

The Chilli Surprise guy got his ‘Hold The Door’ moment and will now only say “1-10”

[@wingy200]

Who knew it was so hard to just review pizza while standing outside of the establishment? My mind is literally blown at the last clip.

[@Name-el9ps]

A no-score is going to put Dave over the edge one day

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Joe and Pats never disappoints 😂

[@lastremnantdeliverancemini4929]

“ I fought a war for this!” 😂 yeah damn right you did geezer.

[@jookie4207]

BRO at Joe and Pats, the NPC’s just didn’t stop!! 🤣

[@kathleenm6443]

Dave, I’m impressed. You do not usually exhibit that level of patience. 👍🏻 😂

[@SachaKDrums]

“Your shoes are untied” “I know, they’re not mine” Touché vagrant, touché.

[@therealmccoy2004]

Bruh I fell da fuk over when that dude walk by pulling a bag with no arms...😂🤣😂🤣 And the look Dave gave😂🤣

[@Ryan-vi2qy]

He's got little fingers on his arms

[@glove8888]

The entitlement of these homeless people is mind boggling 😂😂

[@nabilahmed1636]

He couldn't understand the question

[@hliang4]

that’s why they are really homeless

[@GATE21QNZ]

Joe and Pats review perfectly summarizes what the East Village is like 😂

[@thehypequeeng7690]

1 thru 10 guy didn’t know what you meant ( by rating) He thought it was a challenge To eat the whole thing, that’s why he starts throwing chills saying 1 through 10 lol Lmao 🤣

[@BostonHooligan08]

First rule of living in NYC, NEVER make eye contact with a crackhead.

[@MR-tb4po]

I will dream about Dave not getting the 1 to 10 out of the chilli dude. Soo frustrating. But the Riddler had me in stitches as he took the pizza like a dog with a burst ball. At what point did that tattoo seem like a good idea. The tattoo is actually literally questioning itself …

[@mneugent7658]

I can't believe they found 20 minutes of people making Dave look like the smart one.

[@mallasik4985]

Chilli pepper was infuriatingly funny

[@DeathmetalPersian]

Look up "borat grocery store cheese" you won't regret it

[@ScottCooperDeeDooper]

4:33 it’s like watching a turtle eat

[@deenzmartin6695]

hahahhahahhaha

[@kylebutler1101]

I always wanted to see New York, but now I think I've seen enough.

[@neveranyluck4693]

jesus. every person he gave a slice to had fking brain damage lol

[@HeisMertz_]

Here after dragon pizza

[@CR250rSMITH]

dave's spunkiness is legendary, i gotta watch all the videos now just to like them

[@pic402]

The guy just made up his own definition of “1-10” he turned it into a challenge 😂

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

I’ve seen this compilation way too many times. The fact that it’s so rewatchable, while being about a seemingly mundane subject is credence to the fact that Dave is goated.

[@Misfit1026]

Laughs at dude and says “you burned your face right the fuck off!” laughs some more… 😂

[@DailyShit.]

He is just real with him. He did not laugh at him

[@Original-Phantom]

They were both laughing

[@evre2881]

Joe and Pats review was hysterical and insane. Please post all the wild NYC people.

[@aznnp77]

I admire Dave's persistence. Insisting that homeless people or people that are high af give him a score, that he'll ask like 20 times instead of saying eff it, it doesn't matter what they say, it's my review.

[@psilocybin3602]

the peppers guy had me on my ass

[@erichovatt]

Love everything about the reviews!

[@tech1238]

Mamma Mia’s is one of the best ever 😂

[@toyoufromangel3145]

6:44 that italian was so hurt to se the pizza box on the floor😭

[@dummy999]

21:10 That line and the timing was so good im crying 😂

[@theartistbonez1930]

I’m glued to watching this because I’m so happy I’m not alone in attracting crazy peoples.

[@shadow12k]

Thank you someone finally said something about Dave putting the box on the floor

[@lordmatthewanunnahybrid1356]

Chopping it up with everrrryyyyyone at joe and pat's! Ole Dave can chop it up with anyone in any city. That was awesome. You couldn't script anymore of random interactions in a million lifetimes

[@RSLabs]

22:40 this is truly an incredible clip so good - the ww2 guy is such a legend

[@brandib1023]

The guy with the no arms had me seriously dying 🤣

[@samsoltani3]

The I don’t wanna be on TV guy has the best like ever… “When I’ll be inaugurated in Venezuela, when u have matches, you don’t need cancer”

[@twitchayoob7314]

18:33 perfect timing from the bird

[@Benev0lent1]

Everyone sleeping on the little kid dabbing in the background! He was the icing on the cake!

[@Jessicatt88]

That ‘yeah get me the water man’ had me cracking up

[@noeyp905]

We need more reviews like the Joe and pats review

[@VanHellsing12]

The Joe and Pat's chaos 🤣

[@RMGCBG]

Grew up outside Syracuse, lived in Saratoga forever. Loved your swing through!

[@Mr.Heinous]

The last review is everything. So much happening.

[@cdrunner7876]

The war veteran was watching the whole time 23:42. Probably waiting on the right opportunity XD

[@cjtrickstar6060]

"I fought a war for this" and he keeps it moving

[@mats77]

absolutely hilarious!! the chaos man!!

[@shelovvesjoe]

"just offer me a slice" im crying bro LOL

[@PandaFG]

Chilli pepper guy always blows me away