Oney Plays PenPen TriIcelon WITH FRIENDS

[@AceGaimz]

According to "Oney Tries To Play Shenmue", this is where Julian thinks he "lost it". In his own words *"I think I lost it after the PenPens"*

[@orangejoe2147]

That’s when he got the giggle pits

[@roachdoggjr.1582]

Deep lore

[@funeemunkyTV]

This reads like IMDB trivia

[@shaynehughes6645]

Can you blame him?

[@The_P.O.P]

That's when Shenmue didn't "get out here"

[@JakeIsNotGross]

"Machine Gun - Heavy steel makes you a man." What a mysterious game.

[@superfast5809]

i mean its not wrong

[@orangeoblivion]

What a mysterious jogo.

[@64doomguy57]

Side effect: it can also end your suffering

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

I am Heavy Steel Guy. And *this* is my weapon.

[@epcwn]

I love how the gun isn't cartoony at all. It's stark contrast with the rest of the game is hilarious.

[@cyanpunch6140]

This channel has become an outlet for Ding Dong to show incredibly obscure games. I'm okay with that

[@64doomguy57]

Not now man , not now

[@cyanpunch6140]

:(

[@greenD7244]

Yeah

[@Golemoid]

This game is so obscure I had to look up a pdf of the japanese game manual just to find basic information about character stats, as they aren't in the game or english manual. And there's no wikis or forums about it either, in fact there's barely any results for it on google at all. And to top it off it was made by some no-name company that never made any other game of note and doesn't exist anymore. So yeah it's one of the most obscure games out there.

[@GriffithFromBerk]

it’s how I ended up buying and exploring the Dreamcast. I had always heard about sonic adventure and Jet Set, but then I found some real hidden gems and actually played those games thanks to Ding Dong.

[@Scerttle]

Ding Dong's "Julian..." when he says something suggestive always gets me XD

[@yosh9192]

The godawful models of those things inserted into real life makes them seem like some strange demons that need to be sealed away

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

A parody horror game in the same vein as duck season where you seal these things away would be great

[@TheBanMan]

They remind me of that cartoon/live-action where the kid got Walt Disney's brain implanted in his head

[@NikoJr.]

@@TheBanMan He got what now?

[@TheBanMan]

@KnightofBlight It was called 'Out of Jimmy's Head' or something. It wasn't actually Disney but some fake copyright free equivalent.

[@notinspectorgadget]

​@@TheBanMan copyright free _and_ slander/libel free.

[@waffleless]

Strange how the photographs in game seem to have been taken in various Scandinavian countries.

[@creamwarrior]

waffleless the devs went on vacation and when they needed some promotional material, they just inserted the characters into their vacation photos.

[@Ammi553]

@@creamwarrior they repleaced every single individual with those abominations

[@DasAntiNaziBroetchen]

Including Germany!

[@helicopter9806]

i was thinking that too. it was in norway those images

[@TricksyGob]

One of the photos is of Danish postboxes which totally confused me xD

[@Jokerhamil]

i've never heard dingdong laugh harder than at that.. brown.. creature

[@CartoonWarStudios]

was about to say

[@RandomRiot]

That brown brick.

[@yumzcake9313]

I never heard him laugh in general

[@fungusly]

There's compilations

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Brown People Trapped me in a Spinning Room™

[@Bluestache]

Rarely does the image of the character in the thumbnail look less terrifying than the actual game

[@blah3189]

Imagine the timeline where Ding Ding got a PS2 instead of a Dreamcast

[@TerryHesticles87]

This game looks like a fucking fever dream.

[@pickypath246]

what about Lego island

[@jordanboyd5587]

@@pickypath246 "WHOOPS! You have to put this CD in your computer."

[@coltonpatterson5409]

I really wanted to see what the "bedroom" option was after finishing a race. Maybe the 1st place winner gets a good time with Candy Kong the Penguin, while everyone else sleeps alone and sad.

[@Golemoid]

I'm gonna have to disappoint you. It just let's you save the game and goes back to the main menu.

[@notinspectorgadget]

yuck. also, worst fetish.

[@kennynitro17]

The intro sounds like Ru Paul was trapped in a recording studio and forced to say something nice about these abominations

[@beebee404]

This is my favourite game based off the penguin from Neon Genesis Evangelion

[@richigo-3796]

Pen Pen took a shit ton of lsd

[@ghosttones3422]

notbenny These are his mighty ancestors

[@GunpowderCoffee]

After that ending you could tell me this is canon.

[@auntgroaker9039]

notbenny Misato slipped an LSD tab in his breakfast.

[@Wanup_Vodka]

This is what Pen-Pen did in the LCL

[@catscroissants6816]

The true precursor to fall guys.

[@CsarPetertheGreat]

Y'know I just now realized it's the tri-ice-lon, and not the tril-cel-on. They just re-capitalize the I for no reason. As if this game didn't have enough going against it already.

[@Golemoid]

In europe they just called it Pen Pen.

[@m.f.3347]

But why is the R capitalised too?

[@animalbancho1726]

It’s a pun of “triathlon” with the word “Ice” shoved into the middle of it

[@eightcoins4401]

Its quite something when even Chris is shocked by content in the game

[@creaturehands]

This game is just that powerful.

[@lt_dagg]

this game was fucking weird when I was a kid and it's fucking weird now

[@lt_dagg]

scottaw1981 I wanna see them play toy commander, that game was fun as fuck when I had my dreamcast

[@lovieuru]

Dagg you sir deserve a cookie, cause that game rules

[@DerVerruckteFuchs]

I'd camp at my brother's respawn point and would blast the heck out of him. It annoyed him real fast so I only got away with it for a short while, lol.

[@louisschaaf6082]

Dagg why would this game fuck weird? what did weird do to be fucked by this monstrosity?

[@SmashGuyROA]

So this is why the Dreamcast died.

[@phranck14]

Uncle Stinky funnily enough this was a launch title

[@nerevarine1720]

this game was fucking amazing, it marked me

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Hey, Toy commander and The Sarges Heroes series was pretty good.

[@eins2001]

@@xmm-cf5eg Zombie Attack, Sega GT, Soul Edge, the one arena FPS...

[@x83_t76Y]

This was my childhood........

[@facefister69]

The things I do for love

[@andyghkfilm2287]

MYUUURIEL

[@TheTrustyHole]

facefister69 Stupid dog, yer making me gay!

[@chickschannel8825]

Can you imagine ding dongs alien mom saying “ here you go, you disturbing child. Enjoy morsel”

[@dalime605]

I'll just say this now.. Not only did I find this game at random in a store, not only did I play this religiously, but I was a BEAST at it lol

[@sswpp8908]

Are there no limits to the shit that Ding Dong was willing to play as a kid?

[@deadlynarwal]

I thought that they added the gun on during editing at first.

[@Chowdah101]

I actually owned two copies of this game on the Dreamcast. It looked a whole lot better when I was younger. Jesus Christ...

[@Wruce_Bayne]

What a design nightmare, holy shit lol

[@chabbab6698]

It was a great game tbh

[@_G.C]

Especially the ice cream with titties

[@JackindaSack]

I was dissapointed that this wasn't a version of evangelion where the only character was the stupid pet penguin

[@JackindaSack]

***** is this one of them?

[@ghhbcv8361]

1:44 Holy shit did anyone else notice Pablo from the Backyardagains decapitated and mounted on a chair

[@Nobutehuhh]

I honestly had a lot of fun with this game lol, oneyplays is at it’s best when they’re playing weird old shit IMO.

[@Nexusblueprice]

It was more humorus because the games were so outlandishly obscure or bad. This format was Lightning in a bottle

[@jas9574]

Looked this game up on KZbin because I still remembered it. I can't lie, I also had fun with it when I was younger. I didn't actually find it that hard to get through the spinning room. As ADHD fueled as the game looks, all you gotta do is stop trying to go as fast as possible and time a jump with a charge attack through the door and you're good.

[@Flashlight237]

Went and checked and the game got a 64% on Gamerankings. Also, fun fact, PenPen TriIcelon is the only Dreamcast game to be a launch title in all three regions (NTSC, PAL, and Japan).

[@nickyiskool]

Oh my god, I can't believe anyone even remembers this game. This was one of my favorite games as a child.

[@RatKid69]

JULIAN SAID IT! HE SAID MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

[@Cybertitan129]

When the insane fever dream said something incomprehensible, Followed by Julian saying "I'd fuck 'em". Just a classic "Oneyplays" moment.

[@Flashlight237]

Oddly enough, the game actually had racer stats if I recall. The ones I most remember are Sneak and Hanamizu. Hanamizu is the fastest of the PenPens, but his control is very lacking. That and Hanamizu has a faster moonwalk, but with the camera being really zoomed in, I can never make it work. Sneak is the fastest of the default PenPens if I recall correctly, yet I have more control of him over Hanamizu.

[@oceanbacon3899]

Why do all the characters look like theyre in constant agony

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

3 years late but... because they were put into this game.

[@JaylanxYT]

The first oneyplays video I watched, it got randomly recommended to me and I stayed ever since. I laughed so fucking hard around 18:22

[@JustinFleaux]

I really would love to see Oney replay Rugrats with Ding Dong & Julian. Just imagine the commentary haha

[@cottontailsify]

This was one of my favorite Dreamcast games. I played it alot alongside with Evolution and Sonic Adventure.

[@Immor7alBG]

Did you overcome the spinning room of death?

[@cottontailsify]

Well, yeah, game isn't hard.

[@Saltcaller]

Those were probably my 3 favorite Dreamcast games as a kid, too

[@RSxMVxSN]

Hahaha that fucking intro, by the way what the fuck is this game

[@gaymanlover]

sam nettleton definitely the funniest intro so far

[@nickboopy]

I actually really like the way this game looks. Not the terrifying characters, but the colors look really nice. And the fonts are pretty sexy.

[@breezytheanimator1386]

i-

[@justjim8243]

I feel like all the programmers of this game had severe ADHD

[@wirt9158]

I have ADHD, and I have to say, this shit is def something I'd have made as a child

[@Dasten]

Suits Oney and Friends right down to the ground as they have it too.

[@moviesrobert]

this would actually make a pretty cool arcade game like at a dave and busters or something

[@TheGoodSkeleton]

i really like that they finally made an evangelion video game

[@TheGoodSkeleton]

shoot i thought i was the first one

[@TheGoodSkeleton]

in neon genesis evangelion there's a comedic relief character who is a pet penguin named penpen

[@dropoff]

this is the first dreamcast game I ever saw cause my friends parents rented one and when I came over they were chain smoking and playing this hyper competitively. despite this I still wanted a dreamcast.

[@SquaresToOvals]

Very good intro Always glad to see more people playing Club Penguin

[@ColdenOpportunity]

2:26 Press A to have a stroke

[@itssunday1990]

If you told me this was somehow Club Penguin related I would've believed you.

[@dogwalker1896]

that first map mascot is a caricature of like, 3 different race

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Its based off the same mythological figure as Jinx and Mr. Popo.

[@robertrivera5569]

I was wondering how Oney was going to word his title for Christmas....

[@flippinhoo]

Damn DingDong. I thought you were being sarcastic but this is actually truly special.

[@dusk6686]

Thanks for the upload, this video was my only source of comfort while I sat on the toilet wailing in agony as I slowly took an eight pound shit. While wailing in pain my dogs whined and howled in distraught terror outside the door. this video was the only thing that helped me keep a grasp on my sanity while I expelled this hellish shit demon from my poor innocent asshole.

[@sloppyphart7879]

If I'm completely honest, I really do like the surreal designs in this game. Even the characters. They're just really wacky and cool.

[@DumbTomato]

Whats with the norwegian billboards and mailboxes?

[@DumbTomato]

Thats not what wikipedia is telling me.

[@RockerDuk]

It's not only norwegian there's also images from denmark aswell. Maybe the devs had a trip to scandinavia for inspiration or some shit?

[@DumbTomato]

With the game being what it is, it makes me wonder what the hell we did to them.

[@JackPannie]

DumbTomato I got very confused once I saw the mailboxes. I was like "Wha, that shit is saying postkasse??? I thought this game were Japanese"

[@DraphEnjoyer]

How awful was Ding Dong's childhood? All the games he picks are stinkers

[@Top10WizardReviews]

7:13

[@shaitet]

Hey, he picked Earthworm Jim 2 and that's a genuinely great game DESPITE some minor setbacks. First game has way better gameplay and aesthetics though.

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

he picked superkai64

[@TheTheode]

I think he finds it funny when things are shitty, just look at the content on his channel.

[@lubu4u312]

Considering he says he picked a Dreamcast over a PS2 thats the reason hes familiar with a bunch of shitty, obscure japanese games. I like it. DD is usually pretty insightful about these shitty games and I like seeing classic games from other countries.

[@tackywhale5664]

Fun fact: it is confirmed here, between 9:15 and 9:20 by Julian, Chris, and Ding Dong, themselves, that all three of them were born in the exact same year of 1990, thus making all three of them 34 years old as of right now. When this video was released, they were all 27 years old.

[@tele7angelist]

horrifying!! counter-argument: chris has like 4 more days of being 33 because his birthday's on the 21st. dd and julian are 34 though (their birthdays are november 7th and august 25th respectively)

[@tackywhale5664]

@@tele7angelist Where did you find this out from?

[@AriKitsune19]

I remember this very well. It was my very first video game. Yeah, it's weird, but that's Japan for you. The noises can be obnoxious, but the game is fun to play. I'm glad you guys played this. Brings back memories!

[@BobblyTubber]

Always fun to rewatch this holiday classic

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

"Merry Christmas everybody" - Joolian

[@monkeybusiness3943]

Around 17:15 you can here Matt enter the room

[@Zorlac7K]

I need art of Mrs.Cream, I MUST HAVE

[@graymyers]

All I want for christmas is to see what kind of banana Ding Dong is

[@tantanny]

The Penguin in the thumbnail is drawn real cute n goofy

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I saw the guns and my only reaction was “there’s no way, theres just no way this is real” and yet it is

[@antpaste]

Underrated episode

[@2ane]

seeing the visual design i wouldnt have guessed the gameplay would be even more puzzling.

[@NigelsPad]

I like the funny black-a-man

[@BolverkAtlasia]

I had this game as a kid. I don't remember it being this terrifying.

[@gm3153]

My date: “so tell me something about yourself?”. Me: 15:20

[@onionhat745]

6:39 a fine moment in gaming history

[@chrisashe9976]

So much thought is put into the presentation of these videos, classic Oney

[@AfroRyan]

I legit like this game and I'm pretty sure I unlocked everything as a kid. It'd be WAY better if it was just the belly sliding and swimming. The platforming on foot sections can go die in a fire.

[@nemsgaminglair972]

For once, the art on the thumbnail looks better than the original in every single way.

[@ArcherPhu]

what about WIIIIIIILLLLD WOODY

[@Soulraven2735]

You ever start to disassociate due to a game? This is one of those games for me

[@lessersharks]

after 6 fucking years i just realized it’s tri-ice-lon, like triathlon with ice, and not trilcelon

[@3943potatoes]

You are getting quite popular Oney 'n Friends, keep up the good work gals!

[@wagsss]

I can't tell you how many times I watched that intro

[@PrimalSneeze]

I DON'T LIKE THIS BRING BACK THE SCREAMING PENCIL

[@TheGrizzlo503]

That is the most hilariously racist character design I've ever seen

[@malasadas6967]

He's a black jungle character with plump pink lips. The devs whent super racist with him

[@fungusly]

I don't think it's really "racist"

[@swf_buccellati2098]

Fungusly bruh moment

[@TemmiePlays]

here's a 3 years later retort : would it not have been more racist to depict people from Africa in a super detailed, realistic design? To more suit the game's art style? Almost seems more racist to NOT make them bushpeople

[@rambact5769]

nah he’s a racer

[@lordvegetables]

Where the fuck is Mrs Cream on rule34

[@lordvegetables]

he'll have his time eventually

[@lordvegetables]

I considered drawing her but I can't find a single image of her anywhere, I'd probably have to take a screenshot of the stage select screen she's in

[@McDoinky]

get help

[@lordvegetables]

@@McDoinky i dont even remember writing any of this shit

[@kg3451]

@@lordvegetables lmaoooo 5 years later

[@WarpxD]

MERHEHERHER DON'T LOOK AT ME

[@MarshallDork]

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW

[@Christoffer13]

8:50 Those are Danish mailboxes. xD wtf

[@ethanthesalamander]

Christoffer13 8:51 ehheheh don’t look at me

[@fanstalingibs5585]

"Looking good today in that red headgear!" *monotone ow.* I died.

[@amb3rrif1c]

I look at Mr. Bow and I believe God left him the most unfinished He can't communicate it but he just has an overwhelming desire to die Free Bow

[@bobbigsby5587]

Ding dong: *gets pushed around once. Ding dong: *equipped M-15. (Your heavy steel makes you a man)

[@krystianmazgajewski1663]

6:27 hold up, don't forget about revolution 60 Chris. Christ, Jesus, you silly boy.

[@MRFISH-rs6sq]

I love how genuinely mad ding dong gets, I would fucking snap the disk in half after playing it once

[@niconiconutshack2190]

That snotty walrus’ name “Hanamizu” means “snot” in Japanese

[@tdata545]

Why was Sega pushing really hard to make these characters stick? Don't they show up in 3-4 TOTAL dreamcast games? None of the designs are good, except for the strawhat guy, he's awesome wouldn't change a thing.

[@Nukle0n]

Why does DingDong have so many fucking terrible games nobody remembers?

[@tommyrutherford400]

Nukleon aren't they just playing games off the shelf in the grump office?

[@Nukle0n]

He talks about having it as a child, same with Wild Woody.

[@Jokerhamil]

he also played bubba

[@pingas4dinner]

dreamcast

[@Nukle0n]

And Sega CD, truly the greatest Sega platform.

[@riotbreaker3506]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GAME. SINCE I WAS FUCKING 6. I began to think that maybe it never existed, and was simply a conglomerate of my young imagination during a stressful time before I discovered cool things. Yet here it is, the pure picture of bizzare game that my child mind remembers like a near-rape experience.

[@CartoonWarStudios]

1:53 best OneyPlays EVER

[@ed6077]

Man the third impact really took a toll on pen pen...

[@laxfan727]

Holy shit...I had this game and loved it as a kid. Only now did I remember all this. What an odd game it was.

[@marcohernandez-bu5kb]

19:00 Julian lacks the exaggerated swagger of a penpen

[@LurchDarkness]

Everytime I heard that menu select noise, I kept having flashbacks of Video Arcade on 90s Nickelodeon.

[@OperaMoshpit]

That intro was beautiful

[@piskelo10]

"this is our last video on oneyplays" Me rewatching this video from 4-ish years ago because it was in their most recent upload: "Ah yes, last video"

[@lookkklefffft2848]

I loved this game as a kid.

[@stormxjp]

One of the best games ever made! So fun! It's a shame not many people enjoyed it......

[@KevynDaquin]

0:24 funny scream

[@okthem]

19:43 "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE, GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT, YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY: WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY ? NOT FUCKING THIS" also the penguin on the left border looks like Ren from 'Ren & Stimpy'

[@screamyoursound]

This game gave me a nightmare as a kid and my mom wouldn't let me play it when I went to my friend's house after that